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just-a-queer-crow · 3 days

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Buck, Bothered and Bewildered live reaction:

Not the bachelor 😭😭😭 this reminds me of the bitchlor from Drag Race AS3

Girl,,, not the stalker,,, this is literally Milk from AS3

JOSH AND MADDIE I LOVE U 5EVER

Josh u r everything to me

So is maddie shes perfect

CHIM IS BISEXUAL IN MY HEART‼️‼️‼️

The fact that this call was supposed to happen next episode makes sm sense

Bobby ‘sassy king’ Nash im obsessed with u

Chim having his bisexual realization rn

I didnt realize wed have TWO bisexual confirmations in this episode /j

CHIMNEY MADDIE JOSH I LOVE U UR SO GOOFY

:000 hi Tommy‼️‼️‼️

Tommy is hardcore flirting :3

Tommy’s so sweet

‘Keeping my options fluid’ 🕶️🤏🤨

Jealous Buck is so silly

HARRY‼️‼️‼️‼️ i missed him last season‼️‼️‼️

Bobby what r u thinking im scared

RAVI!!!! MISSED U!!!!

Eddie and Tommy were literally on a date

LMAO RAVI I LOVE U

No becuz Tommy is so similar go Eddie girllll

Oh Buck i love u

BUCK u r so enamored with this man

Lmao Chris

Hehehehehe nerd buck star wars lover :3

‘Is it circled with a heart around it?’ I LOVE U MADDIE

The perfect woman

Harry??? Girl what???

Also in my heart Chim had a crush on Tommy when he was at the 118 after Tommy grew and learned and stuff

Chim and Hen Begins have cemented that for me

I love Hen’s glasses this season

Chim my belovedddddd!!! Fav character actually

GRIFFIN MCELROY???? WHY R U ROBBING HOUSES???? /j

Hen and Chim’s friendship is the best thing

OH NOOOOO poor lady killed her son :(((

Hen ur hand in marriage plz!!!! I dont wanna be a homewrecker but u mightve left no choice!!!!

LMAO ATHENA

Harry’s acting has gotten sm better

Oh my god buck

Im getting second hand embarassment

Hes so desparate

Also girlllll he was trying to get eddie’s attention so bad

Not the Prime ad LMAO

Im not the biggest Buddie shipper but they r so gay

Fruit central with them

Oh god

Im gonna get so much second embarrassment from this

Chim i love u so much

BUCK

Oh my god

U idiot

Hehe tommy drove him

Also Buck looks so good there

:(( i feel so bad for harry

Athena just wants to protect him tho

Such a complicated situation

Harry was so justified for punching tbat man tho

I dont like the copaganda of it all but im not expecting the most from network television

Buck reverting back to his teenage ways

He hurt himself for attention then and hurt eddie for attention (accidentally) now

BUCK AND MADDIE SIBLINGISM

I LOVE THEMMM

Need more of them being siblings

I love that theyre putting Athena in civilian clothes more

OH MY GOD

ITS TIME

FUCK

how did tommy get buck’s address ???

I love how he calls Buck Evan its so sweet

AW CHRIS‼️‼️‼️ chris loves buck sm

Them getting closer together hehehehe

TOMMY GLANCING AT BUCKS LIPS

YEAHHHHHH

buck having a bisexual crisis

HES SO OUT OF IT

Just got his whole world rocked

Tommy Kinard the man that u r

The amount of rizz he has is insane

Cant believe im caught up

AHHHHHHH

BI BUCK BI BUCK BI BUCK

#bisexual evan buckley #evan buckley #chimney han #howard han #bisexual chimney han #henrietta wilson #bobby nash #athena grant #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #911 #911 abc #911 show #911 fox #911 spoilers #911 season 7

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transbunnyboi · 2 months

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Okokokokok I have to detail this because its still fresh in my brain and I don't wanna forget it so !!!! ALSO This is gonna be a long post sooo!!! So what happened was, we were talking about automatic pianos and he said had one and that he could show it to me because he had it in his apartment. So we go and THIS DUDE ACTUALLY HAS ONE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PLOY TO GET ME TO HIS PLACE BUT NO. So he shows it to me and we talk about that and other stuff for a while and he asks if I wanna stay over for a bit and watch something with him so I agree and we get on the couch and I'm a feral idiot and I asked "Oh so is this when you pretend to yawn so you can pull me in for a kiss?" and we. Ended up making out on his couch without even turning the TV on >//////<

He just tastes soooo so so so good aaaaa I'm blushing just thinking about him!!!! You guys already know how I am and how feral I've been recently so I actually was very uhmmmmm rough with him kinda slightly a little bit (I pushed him down and got on top of him while kissing him and he bit my lip and it bled anddhfgsgdfjhgf >/////< !!!!!) and he kept calling me a pretty boy and oughhhhhhh (btw he really likes the colour brown, everything in there was like being at a really old dude's place. OKAY. I will say this in the middle of describing sex. His place is kinda exactly how someone would expect a professor's house to be. Like. It's like looking up dark acidemia on Pinterest and selecting the first image to be your entire house 😭 he also has old Halloween decorations still up 😭 this dude) ANYWAYS So I, a WHORE, started begging him to fuck me and I ended up with my pants and underwear at my ankles and him on his knees without his shirt and he… wasn't very good at oral but that's alright because his tongue felt really really good inside of me and he kept saying I tasted good sdfhgjsdgjfhd, and when his jaw got tired he leaned his head against my thigh and started stretching my boycunt with his fingers and then after a bit of that he went back to sucking my tdick. And okay. Okay. This is the part I. omfg.

He pulled back again and looked up at me and there was blood all over his lips and I guess it turns out that he ?? accidentally cut me or scraped against me too hard or something with his nails (his fingers are so big) or something but I didn't feel it at all and so I got kinda embarrassed and I started apologising and this bitch goes "It's okay, I like the taste of blood." AND WENT BACK IN AND OH MY GODDD Eventually he stands up and I'm practically frothing at the mouth because I can see how hard he is in his pants and I'm praying that he'll fuck me because my boycunt is literally stretched and my thighs are spread open for him but he ends up sitting next to me and pulling me onto his lap (having me face away), and this bastard moved my hair slightly and started biting me and. I haven't mentioned the fact that I get VERY limp with love bites, my entire body gets really really weak because my neck is extremely sensitive and dhsgdjfhgdhfg

And he starts asking me random fucking questions and I can't even respond because of the fact that I can fucking hear him biting and sucking on my neck and I'm WHIMPERING and squirming so fucking much and he fucking laughs slightly and makes fun of me for not being able to talk and fucckhdfgjdhgsjhdgf After me begging for so fucking fucking long he finally fucking buried his fingers back into my boycunt and hsdfghgfhjdsgfh gOd it felt so good and he kept palming my poor tdick and I swear to god it made up for him not being great at giving head I swear it felt so fucking good. His fingers felt so so so good inside my wet boycunt and he kept asking me questions about stupid shit and I couldn't pay attention at all and it felt so so fucking good !!!!!!!

two of the things that stuck out to me were "Does it feel good, baby? You're soaking my hand so well right now." And (this one made me whine and buck my hips sooo so much oguhh), "You always talk so much. What happened, honey?" AND OUGHHH FUCK. I feel the need to emphasise that he's. Southern. That he has a heavy southern accent, and a low voice. When I say that he fucking growled that petname in my ear I mean it, he fucking growled it and went back to biting my neck oughhh fucccck.

My cunt felt so fucking good and he ended up making out with me again before making me cum. He literally made me feel so fucking good and ough my god.

I asked if he wanted me to reciprocate but he said he didn't need it and we kissed for a really long time afterward and talked. I'm still at his place right now. I feel. Weird??? Idk just pray that he has like. idk a really weird hobby or is an actual murderer or something because I???? Idk aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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mactavishsgfandwife · 3 months

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141 and Their Embarrassing Childhood Haircuts (HC)

just a silly idea i had about what funny haircuts the 141 boys would have been given as children (that they would definitely find embarrassing) and how they’d react to you seeing it simon’s is a little sad (☹️) but mostly just silly fluff not proofread because it’s wayy too long (oops)

his aunt leaves the both of you alone in the sitting room, on her way to procure some tea for you all. on your own in the room with him, you begin to wander around and inspect the mementos that line the walls. your fingers trace a trail along the top of the bookshelf and over the filing cabinet, before you turn your attention to the collection of little family photos on the mantelpiece.

mostly, they’re photos of relatives you don’t recognise - wedding photos, holiday snaps, the compulsory photo of a toddler in a bubble bath - but right in the middle is a small blue picture frame, with little angels painted around it and, well, the photo inside…

you burst into a fit of giggles and his head turns from the random bowl he was closely inspecting, on the side table next to his seat, to you.

"what is it?" he grins as he looks up at you, amused.

but when you turn the picture frame to him so that he can see, that entertained chuckle turns into an audible groan…

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

i feel like simon was definitely that kid in class when you were about 6 who had a shaved head

like, a little boy with a buzzcut that was never allowed to be grown out

si probably got some judgement as a little kid for looking a bit ‘rough’ :( when in reality he was just a normal, sweet kid who liked batman and angel delight (this cheap pudding from the 70s that we have in england which you mix with milk to make a mousse kind of thing, it’s lowkey so good and it’s random but i swear simon would have loved angel delight as a kid)

i reckon his dad buzzed his hair and probably wasn’t very gentle about it

a photo of simon as a little kid, in his blue primary school uniform. he’s got no hair - well, as close to no hair as you can get without actually razoring it off. gappy teeth, a big smile and the beginnings of adult si’s strong nose. he’s pretty cute, and the photo is a little yellowed from age, with a little tear in the corner.

"oh, god…" he groans, finding the photo a little humorous, "don’t remind me."

"you look so cute!" you laugh softly, "how old were you here..?"

"pfft… probably about 6 or 7," he shrugs, seeming a little dismissive.

"have you ever not had a buzzcut?"

"you’re not seeing those photos, love," he laughs out loud, and stands up to take the photograph from you.

he goes to put the photo back, to bring the focus of the conversation to something else, but for a second you think you almost catch his thumb gently stroke the cheek of the little boy in the photo, a momentary sadness in his eyes. but that’s only for a moment, and as he places the frame back into its proper place, he grins and turns to you.

"what, y’think it’s a good look? reckon it’d suit you, we could match."

Captain John Price

bowl cut.

i just imagine price’s mum placing a literal bowl on his head and just cutting around it, as he sits on a stool in the kitchen

and he would have turned up to school the next day feeling like such a handsome little boy because his mum had told him how smart he looked 😭 bless

a photo of price, wearing his scouts uniform with pride, turned slightly to the side to display the ‘merseyside scouts’ patch on his sleeve and the union jack on his chest - but the star of the show was that ungodly bowl cut on his head. it was like something out of an old yearbook photo, and he looked very pleased with himself and all his scouts badges, despite the medieval squire-esque trim. it was funny, but he was also a really cute kid.

"ah," he chuckled, standing up to get a better look, "blimey, what a haircut…"

"i like it! i think you should go back to this, honey. it’s a good look."

"i’m not so sure about that," he teases, "but if you really want me to…"

Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish

johnny is pretty energetic, i feel like he would definitely have cut his own hair as a kid - terrible fringes and very wonky moptops galore. and he definitely did it more than once.

imagine his mum is just making tea, having left him playing with some arts and crafts supplies. but when he runs in giggling, a pair of paper scissors in his hand, she screams and almost drops the saucepan. much to his amusement

"JOHNNY, DÈ RINN THU?!" (johnny, what have you done?!) as she chases him down the hallway to take the scissors away before he can do any more damage

it’s a photo of johnny, aged 5 or 6, beaming as he poses with the glasgow rangers goalkeeper allan mcgregor. you only know who he is because johnny’s mentioned once or twice before meeting the goalkeeper of some random scottish football team in 2002, as if he met brad pitt or the king of england.

at first, it looks like his hair was ruffled by the football player, but then you realise… it’s just cut like that? as johnny peeks over your shoulder, he laughs, wrapping an arm around your waist.

"oh, i remember! best day of my life at the time. until I met you, that is," he grins.

"i like the haircut," you tease, pointing to his uneven fringe in the photo, with random patches of long and short hair scattered throughout.

"oh, aye, i was a little hairdresser!"

"don’t quit your day job," you smirk, gently placing the photo frame back down on the mantlepiece. he laughs at the cheeky grin appearing on your face, and shakes his head,

"aww, y’don’t like it? thought girlfriends were supposed to be supportive, y’know."

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

honestly i wasn’t sure what to write for gaz, given i don’t think he would be rocking the literal bowl cut or walking around bald at 5 years old

but like every victim of curly hair ever (i can relate) i bet he got something stuck in his hair 😭 whether that was comb, or gum, or something really random (once i genuinely got a live snake stuck in my hair lmfao)

"kyle, look!" you laugh, beckoning him over to look at the photo you found. when he sees it, he lets out a groan…

"god, my scalp still hurts from that…" he laughs softly, rubbing his head as he looks at the photo of himself at 8 or so years old. with a superman action figure stuck in his hair. how did that happen? honestly, who knows. his eyes are a little red, and his cheeks are shiny from tears, but it seems like he’d cheered up by the time the photo was taken, giggling at himself with a big smile on his face, as his mum desperately tried to untangle the mess he’d gotten himself into.

"how do you even do that?" you grin, feeling his hand resting on your back, his thumb gently rubbing up and down your spine. he shrugs, with a laugh.

"i really don’t know. had to embrace baldness for a bit, but i think i was more upset that superman got thrown in the bin. that was the real tragedy."

"aww… i’ll buy you a new one, if you like," you tease, just as his aunt returns with the tea.

this. took. YEARS. to write. 😭 and it’s miles long. thanks for reading!

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vampdes · 1 year

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— “FOREVER N EVER!” [issac headcanons / facts ♡]

GENRE. headcanons / fluff.

PAIRING. issac [oc] x gn reader

CW. lowercase intended, traumatic past / mentions of [abandonment + being disowned + body shaming] + extra facts about issac.

NOTES. this is so damn late 🧍🏾‍♀️ BUT THATS OKAY, better late than not at all 😭 this took a month [i was on and off bro], ENJOY!! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

FACTS / HEADCANONS [abt issac <3].

☆ issac loves likes space + his favorite constellation ‘orion’ ‘cause of how bright it is [it also reminds him of u <3] + his favorite planet [in solar system] is saturn!! mainly cause of its rings [hint, hint] <3

☆ issac’s an ex-florist + ex-baker, which he why he likes flowers n baking!! which is why he vows to bake something for you every single day, js so u could be reminded of him 24/7!! n yes, sometimes, if he feels that he hasn’t been getting enough attention, he’ll add some ‘icing’ on the cookies <3 js so u could have some of him inside of u when he’s too busy!!

☆ [brief mentions of abandonment + body shaming] issac was, unfortunately, abandoned by his biological parents, his grandparents, his aunt, and then his foster parents, which converted into severe abandonment issues. everyone tossed him away because of his looks n body. in his younger years, he was called a lot of bad names ‘cause of his weight at the time. n honestly, he expected u to do the same.. but u were different, u are different! u think he’s ‘pretty’ n ‘beautiful’, u even called him an angel for crying out loud!! he loves u so much :(( he js can’t say it cause he gets so nervous!

☆ issac absolutely despises his stutter. can he talk to himself? YES, PERFECTLY. BUT WHEN HE TALKS TO U, ALL OF A SUDDEN HE’S A JITTERBOX!!! he thinks he makes a fool of himself when he talks to u :(( n when he met u for the first time—eugh, he hated it!! not cause u were there, no cause u were there, in front of him.. n u were prettier than ever n he couldn’t even say it!! everytime he wants to say smth nice abt u, he can’t ‘cause he gets to nervous!! its horrible :((

☆ on a happier note, he loves it when u paint his nails :D mainly ‘cause ure holding his hands n ure making him look pretty <3 he also loves when u re-dye his hair 4 him!! he favorite color is, unfortunately, neon green, which is why a strip of his hair is neon green <3 nevertheless, he loves it when u re-dye his hair, mainly ‘cause u wanna touch his hair!! it makes him so happy <33 n when u offer 2 help w his (your) hair care routine, he gets all giddy!! it’s ‘cause of u that his hair is silky n soft now, n he wants to keep it that way ‘cause he think it makes him look pretty <3 n, most important of all, it makes him feel pretty <3

☆ ALSSOOO, he’s a makeup guru. it’s like the easiest thing he’s great at. N YES, URE HIS MUSE ♡ he likes to try makeup looks on u, especially when he gets to straddle u <3 LIKE HE CAN’T GET OVER IT AAA!! n yes, he uses makeup as an excuse to straddle u sometimes [all the time]. ALSOOOO, he’s a gamer. HES LITERALLY SO EMBARRASSED ABT BEING A GAMER!!! he’s a valorant player btw.. he’s also an avid roblox player, his favorite game is royale high ♡

☆ TIME TO TALK MORE ABT HIS EXCELLENT BAKING + FLORAL SKILLS <3 baking: his favorite thing to bake is red velvet fudge brownies!! he absolutely can’t stand dark / mint chocolate tho, but if u like he, he’ll be able to stand it [maybe] <3 floral: his favorite flower is ‘baby’s breath’ ‘cause it reminds him of u <3 in a “it’s really pretty n it shines as brightly as the sun” way!! on special occasions [when u run out of pastries / flowers], he gifts u flowers / baked goods <3 once, he gave u a bouquet of baby’s breath, orchids, n bearded irises <3 n when u were too sick to leave home [thank god, he doesn’t like when u leave honestly!! he misses u 2 much :((], he fixed u some strawberry shortcake <3 [he looked up deserts 4 sick people js to make sure it was safe 4 u 2 eat!!]

☆ EXTRA: he fell in love w u at first sight!! his favorite cuddling position is either spooning [your arms around him] or face-to-chest [his face in ur chest <3.] he also loves having lazy weekdays where all u two do is laze around the house or stay in bed!! makes him feel comfy + secure <3 he also has matching sonic onesies w u [hes tails n ure sonic] but he only wears in on special occasions [ex: date night (when date night’s at home) + when it’s lazy weekdays in the winter <3.] he also loves surprise kisses!! n expected ones <3 he js likes the feeling of ur lips in general!! he also likes when u tuck his hair behind his ear ‘cause it was getting in his eyes <3 he also likes the fact that u like to be a homebody js like he is!! bc then date nights r so adorably mushy <3. LAST THING: issac has an shoulder-to-back + ankle tattoo n if u lightly [almost hesitantly] trace either of the them, u automatically have him melting in ur hands <3!!!

☆.

#dan.writes #x male reader #male reader #yandere x male reader #gender neutral reader #x gn reader #yandere x gn reader #male yandere x reader #male yandere x male reader #male yandere x gn reader

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soahbee · 4 months

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Hiii girls!! I'm here with a little update! Let me start by saying that I feel like I'm in a romance / drama novel or something that I'm going to have a difficult time getting out of if this continues. lol

We agreed that we would meet at the center bc he had business there and it didn't really matter to me bc anyway I almost had a heart attack twice while sitting on the bus. :):) I tried to dress nicely, although to be honest my ass almost froze in a skirt, because it was extremely cold today, but you have to do everything to be memorable, u know hihi…

I wrote to him that I was about to be there, and then he sent me the address of which cafe he was waiting in front of, which was actually a few steps away from the center. and oh my goodness girls…when I saw him uhh he was wearing an elegant gray jacket and he was smoking. I couldn't believe that this particular person was waiting for me. Anyway, I rushed over to him quickly, clutching my little gift in my hand, and when he looked at me, I waved at him, and he smiled at me and put out his cigarette. I honestly didn't know how to say hello, bc now we met outside of school and I was very embarrassed. >< But thank God I didn't put myself in an awkward position bc he immediately asked how my journey was and I said that the bus wasn't far, so it was quite good, then I asked what this place was, while I looked into the cute little cafe, which I hadn't been to before.

He said that this is one of his favorite cafes in the center, it's small but not crowded and the cakes are very delicious. So we went in and the whole place was really so cozy, I could still feel the Christmas spirit. The seats were in such a separated u-shape / or in a semi-circular shape (I hope you understand) with a round table, so when I sat down I actually realized that R was quite close to me, bc we were not sitting opposite each other. (adjsweferg)

I tried to hide the fact that I was embarrassed in front of him and immediately started looking at the menu, while he started to tell me so cutely that he was very tired these few days, bc he also had to correct the exam assignments while he was with his family. I also told him that it's not easy to be a teacher, and then I conspicuously shut my mouth. I saw him wear black turtleneck top and OMG his muscles looked really good in him and I think he noticed that I looked at him bc he just grinned at me and asked what was wrong and I just laughed and said that it was nothing. But AHH GIRLS it really looked like I was staring him flirty … my face must have been as red as a tomato LOL kill me

I quickly asked what he would recommend and while we chose cakes and coffee we started talking. He asked me how my Christmas was and while I was telling the story, I noticed several times that he was paying so much attention to me… sometimes I didn't even know what I was saying, bc he was simply mesmerizing me with his eyes. Meanwhile, he was relaxed all the time, as if it was such a natural thing that we meet and you know… this is not fair bc ah I WAS DYING LOL HOW WAS U SO CALM??

Then we got our order, I asked for caramel coffee + apple pie and he asked for plain black coffee + cheese cake. Everything was very delicious and I told him this pie was also very delicious and then I asked how his cheesecake was and he replied: "Its good, would you like to taste it?" (EXCUSEMEEEEE) and me was like a little girl who dont know what to do but i said

"may I taste it?

then he gave me a small piece of it and it was really good, but I don't know what was better, the cake or the fact that it was his cake..😳

and don't get mad girls, but I have to stop updating here, bc honestly a lot happened today, I'm really exhausted and I'm about to fall asleep.😭😭 But I thought I'd give you a quick update and I promise I'll continue tomorrow in another post!!! <3333

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channieandhisgoonsquad · 9 months

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Ohoho baby, you shouldn't have opened this.

You're about to get sick of me

I haven't read the minsung post yet because I'm about to go to work in a few and I really want to read it calmly and enjoy it.

In the meantime:

Minsung smut and maybe some angst (I mean jealousy or what comes to your mind) based on my post about Teacher!Minho and Boss! Jisung. I want these two to use their authority over me to do as they please..or I simply want to seduce them until they snap. Your choice

Can't wait to see what you do🙈

Okayyyy here I go 😭😈♥️

Life Got Complicated

Being a freshly young adult over winter break was supposed to be fun. But, when you came back to senior year to find your AP teacher retired suddenly and that your old babysitter crush was your new teacher, that presented its own problems.

Word from me: @lyramundana I have written so much and I want to continue but I also want to give you something for now. I changed the place she works at to a bakery… for reasons. Lol 😘

You didn’t know his teaching style and how you were supposed to even pay attention when he grew into such an immaculate man.

On your first day, you went to your normal seat as you just stared at the man. He really had become so beautiful. And it was making all your lady bits squirm. He dressed as if he was walking into the million dollar company he ran and it wasn’t fair. You were literally in your casual jeans and an old sweater.

He set all his things down and proceeded to take attendance. He came to your name and said it like it was a question. You raised your hand and he smirked, realizing you were who he thought you were and you sunk further into your chair in embarrassment.

Class was not going to be fun. You were mortified.

It was a hard class, but Minho was trying to act casual around you, when he really wanted to mess with you. At the end of the first class, Mr. Lee requested you stay after. You rolled your eyes, immediately knowing what was happening.

“Y/n, it’s been a while. How are you?”

“I’m great. Balancing work, school, and a couple college credits is a breeze.” You rolled your eyes again, not knowing why he was going for the casual banter when he was your teacher now.

“Well, if you ever need any help with anything let me know. I know an AP class on top of that can be tough.” He said genuinely while watching your face warp into one of horror.

“I think I’ll be fine. But thank you, Minho.”

“It’s Mr. Lee for you now, miss. Don’t forget that.” Thank god this was your last class because your hormones were kicking all your emotions into high gear and you really wanted to flirt. But instead, opted for annoyed.

“Fine.” You Left quickly l, not looking back at him because thinking about calling him anything other than Minho was weird. And especially him having this superior complex about him.

Time for work.

You had started training by watching a shit ton of videos going over safety in a bakery and cleanliness. But today was your first day getting to do actual work.

You entered the bakery with your work uniform in tow, heading straight to the bathroom in back to change before even approaching your boss. You'd only met the one so far, but you knew today would be with the other man that owned the place.

After getting redressed, you headed to the office to find the co-owner that was training you. When you knocked, you heard "Come in" and walked in to find a handsome man facing his computer. You just saw his back, but bitch, you knew that if his back looked this good in their polo his face must be beautiful.

You weren't wrong, but also, you were shocked. "Han Jisung?!" You exclaimed. This was the same kid that used to help out his dad when you were younger. He was making money as a teacher's aid to his own dad, which always seemed sketchy, but he worked so hard to help in every way he could in his father's chemistry class.

He squinted suspiciously at you, trying to figure out where he knew you from, "Wait, y/n?". You don't know if you should be excited or scared that he recognizes you. That was back in the braces day. Ugh.

The training with him went as well as it could. It was nice to have some background on each other and previous encounters; it made the conversations flow.

--- A couple weeks later ---

Balancing school and work was getting harder. The classes were getting more intense and you were finally on your own at work. The few hours you spent at the bakery were making it hard for you to keep up with homework. But the pay was sooo nice.

You sighed heavily without realizing during Minho's lecture and he noticed, but didn't mention it in front of class to save you the embarrassment.

"Miss y/n, please stay after."

The eye roll returned without a second thought. It couldn't be helped since your teacher likes to treat you like a literal child. Constantly being extra careful around you and making fun of you with a small smirk that embarrasses you.

"What's up, Minho?"

He removed any resemblance of a smile from his face, "Mr. Lee."

"Okay, well...?"

"You were sighing and yawning a lot. I just wanted to make sure everything was going okay at home?"

"Oh." You were surprised by the attention he had paid, blushing slightly. "I've just been learning and working a lot. I should probably ask for less hours."

"Make sure you manage your time correctly. If you need tutoring, my offer still stands. You're smart, but you aren't paying attention."

"Aye aye."

--- After School ---

"Are you comfortable closing with me tonight?" Han questioned while you were getting washed up to start making tomorrow's bread.

"Yeah, I assumed that why I was scheduled so late, but it's fine." You and Han had gotten a lot closer in your hours working together. He was the normal closer for their bakery, so it was most evenings with him.

The night went pretty regularly. Except for Jisung allowed you to pick the Spotify playlist for the evening. It made the shift so much more fun as you sang along and helped customers' with their orders.

The vibe was a great change from the stress of school. Gave you a chance to enjoy being around a gorgeous man and make money.

You weren’t sure if you were imagining it, but you felt like Jisung had really loosened up to you. It made learning easy, but also the crush you were developing grow faster.

He was prepping some of the loaves for the next day already, since it was almost closing time. Separating and getting them ready to rise one last time. You were watching him working deftly with his hands to create the perfect shapes and he noticed your curious stares.

“Would you like to learn some of the shaping?” You were so focused on his work that you jumped when he spoke up.

“Sorry- uhm yeah. I’d like that.”

You moved to his side and stood shoulder to shoulder with him as you watched him slice off another piece of dough, weigh it, and then cover it with flour to shape it.

He cut off a piece and handed it to you as a trial piece. You tried your best to replicate, but it was obvious you needed more help.

Han was a good boss, so he did what anyone would do in his circumstance, right? No.

Han came up from behind you and stood directly against you. You were so shocked that you forget how to breath for a second. He grabbed your flour covered hands so that he could maneuver them and demonstrate the motions from your view.

The man’s crotch was directly against your lower back and you could not swipe that thought from your mind as he rested his head on your shoulder. Focusing on his lesson was nearly impossible. You were aware he was still attempting a lesson on shaping, but all you saw was his veiny arms and fingers contracting and manipulating the soft pliable material.

But all your brain could think of was how well he could use those fingers to manipulate something else. “Are you even listening, y/n?”

You replied with a dumb “Uhm yeah of course.”

“Try this then.” He let you give it a go and his hands held himself up against the table top as he watched. He still made no movement to get away from you and you felt your heart race at the proximity and his breath in your ear. “That’s better…”

The bell at the front counter rang and you were both taken out of the lesson to look at the guest there. Unfortunately, the bakery has no separation from the front table to the main bakery, but neither of you had expected to have any other visitors.

Jisung moved so far away so quickly, as if he was caught doing something he should be, while you were just so surprised you froze in place.

He went up to talk to the person while you refused to make eye contact from embarrassment of being so in your perverted thoughts. But how couldn’t you be? He was literally standing against your back. Perfect position for ramming into from behind-

“Y/n?” You were taken it if your dirty thoughts by your name being called by the familiar voice.

You looked up and realized that the customer stood at the counter was none other than your new teacher, and old babysitter, Lee Minho. “Minho?! What are you doing here?”

“I wanted to try this bakery for my breakfast tomorrow. I mean, I didn’t know this is where you worked.” He was stuttering and you weren’t sure why. If you could guess, he was just as caught of guard as you. All professionalism left his body as soon as he had gotten out of the suit and tie at school.

His slacks and half open button down accentuated his gorgeous figure in a way you did not need, but would definitely remember for later. “Oh. Yeah this is my after school job. This is Jisung.”

He glared at the man. Seemingly jealous of the man that you had just been standing near. But why? “That didn’t seem like very professional training, Jisung.”

“Sir, it’s Han for you, and I don’t think you can judge my teaching methods. I’ve heard you’re her teacher from previous chats. And you’re allowing her to call your name so casually? That’s also not very appropriate.”

“We know each other from previous. And I am not her teacher right now.”

Han rolled his eyes at his response. “Well we also know each other from before. Maybe you should mind your business?”

Minho looked over to you, and you returned his inquisitive look. “Is y/n your girlfriend?” You we’re shocked at all the words coming from the men.

“Why does it matter to you?” Han asked him before he could say anything else. You really wanted to say something but you were dumbfounded at the current situation you found yourself in.

Minho was still staring at you. His look seemingly amused as you made an attempt to utter anything. The man walked back to the exit and flipped the open sign over to ‘closed’ and locked the door. The scene was getting more tense and the two of you behind the counter shared a pensive look. Han pointed lowly at the panic button under the counter just in case you guys needed it.

As Minho walked back to the counter he walked around to the back and towards you. He never looked at Han the entire time and you were frozen by his intense glare. He stopped a foot away from you and finally looked behind your head at the other man, “I asked, because I’ve been thinking about giving her lessons of my own. But I won’t if she is your student already.” He cocked his head like it was a question.

Han stood his ground behind you at the strange man. “What are you helping her with?”

Lee Minho, the man, the legend, smiled at Han as he easily spoke, “everything. I want to teach her everything.”

At that moment Lee Minho closed the gap. He put one hand behind your head and asked, “May I?”

You nodded your head and he closed the gap as he let his lips caress your own.

My boos: @2chopsticks2eyes @sweetracha @moonlightndaydreams

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rottiebonesart · 1 year

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Has anyone else (besides Yes Man hehe) gotten a crush on Coyote? And does anyone else besides Yes Man fluster them even in the slightest? Or do they only have eyes for him?

COYOTE IS... COMPLICATED. I wouldn't call it like... a thing for robots but they kinda quickly realized that they only seem to develop romantic attraction TO robots. They're still appreciative of human appearances but they're more empathetic to robots than others and fully consider them just as 'human' as everyone else on a social scale.

On the other hand as much as they're a social loud mouth they cannot flirt to save their life- not that they try to but rather they are not smooth and get flustered and lock up super fast. When they had to work with the Omertas in Gomorrah they quickly found it a personal hellscape because being flirted with and being around very scantily dressed people like that makes them. Very, very flustered/embarrassed. Yes Man thinks its super cute but oh god do they die.

I'm sure people definitely HAVE gotten crushes on Coyote as they are a prominent figurehead of New Vegas and also someone in a position of power and that does tend to draw... attraction for sure. They love the attention and will bask in it but as soon as someone flirts with them they hide behind Yes Man like he's a fuckin shield 😭

#fallout new vegas #fnv #yes man #courier six #long post #OC: Coyote #rottiebones art

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ryuichirou · 3 months

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Starting with the one about the Tweels/Idia drawing from yesterday…

Anonymous asked:

HE LOOKS SO SCARED ITS SO FUNNY

HE KNOWS THEY’RE UP TO NO GOOD I feel like it’s been ages since my last terrified Idia, it’s so fun to draw him like this again

Anonymous asked:

Idia is returned to Azul no less that five hours later than when Azul asked for him when it should’ve been ten at max

Honestly we’re lucky if Idia is returned to Azul at any point at all lol Maybe the Tweels will enjoy his company way too much~ Just kidding, of course they’ll return him to Azul, these two are hilarious together.

Anonymous asked:

Nagito, my beloved ♥️♥️

Yeah, him! <3 I really enjoyed drawing him again.

Anonymous asked:

If Lilia is Catherine and Azul is Katherine, then who is Rin?

Unfortunately, Anon, I don’t have a satisfying answer for you: we don’t know much about Rin :(

Maybe it’s some weird version of Ortho…

Anonymous asked:

Actually, the Catherine AU with Idia reminds me of the Me! Me! Me! music video by Daoko and Teddyloid. Go figure.

Oh god lol yeah it certainly fits Idia, this otaku hikki boy… For some reason this is surprisingly easy to imagine.

It’s actually perfect 😭 Poor Idia is a victim of a vicious hot anime Lilia’s attack, that’s what you get for neglecting your partner.

Although to be honest it’s not just Lilia, it’s stupidly easy to picture Azul and Ortho (even the Tweels if you squint) in this role as well, I guess it’s just Idia being a passive loser otaku hikki boy lol

Anonymous asked:

i need to rewatch black butler bc i barely paid attention the first time, BUT, i always really liked joker... got any thoughts about that guy?

You know, Anon, I wanted to mention him in my post, but hilariously got distracted by the Mob guy 🤦 I’m sorry, this is embarrassing…

I think Joker serves his purpose for the story and I think he does it well; the way he cares about his troupe/family and wants to protect Doll specifically is sweet; and characters who are forced to do horrible things for the sake of the loved ones are always interesting to look at, especially when they don’t fully have a grasp of just how big is the scale of the “bad” that they’re doing. In that regard Joker is good! But on a personal level, I guess he just didn’t resonate with us much.

My favourite thing about Joker is that he is voiced by Mamoru Miyano…

#replies

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musette22 · 1 year

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MINNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know we’ve been screaming at each other for the past 36 hours but like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so insanely happy I don’t even have the words to describe it. This is EVERYTHING

Sebastian LAUGHING with his entire face. JUST BEAMING at his boyfriend 😭😭😭😭😭 AND CHRIS. CHRIS JUST LOSING IT LIKE I AM RIGHT NOW. It’s just so fucking perfect and they’re so beautiful and so beautiful together and this is all I wanted and more than I hoped for and it’s just INCREDIBLE, I wanna scream and cry and I’m doing both those things right now but it’s NOT ENOUGH, I need to play that clip over and over again, play it at my funeral, which will be soon bc I am DEAD.

Ana just looking at the of them like ??? BUT ANA THIS IS JUST WHAT IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU’RE HANGING OUT WITH TWO GUYS THAT LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THAT STARING EACH OTHER IN THE EYES FOR MERE SECONDS TRYING TO BE SERIOUS IS IMPOSSIBLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They look SO happy and comfortable and I just want to tattoo the image of this on my forehead so everyone knows what I’m about bc I won’t care about anything else for the foreseeable future 😭😭💖💖💖💖🩷

OUR BABIES MINNIE. WE GOT REAL CONTENT with our boys 😭😭😭😭😭

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

I love YOU SO MUCH.

I’m gonna crawl under my table and bawl my eyes out but I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

Maya............. MAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We HAVE been screaming at each other pretty much non stop lmao but there's always time to scream together some more!!!!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗

IT'S ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND I AM LITERALLY SO FILLED WITH JOY 😭😭😭😭 It would be embarrassing if I didn't know you and probably some other folks on here feel the exact same way 🤣

This is just so special!!!!!!!! we waited so long and suffered so much and now we have been REWARDED and it feels so goooooooooood 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm literally gonna cry again now oh god, I'm not stable lmaoooo

I LOVE HOW ANA IS LIKE "??? HUH? WE'RE LAUGHING? WHY? 😅" and it's pretty much just because Chris and Seb can't keep a straight face around each other (or a straight anything, really) bc they're just so comfortable and happy together and OH MY GOD WE HAVE ACTUAL PROOF OF THEM BEING JUST AS CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SILLY TOGETHER NOW AS THEY USED TO BE BEFORE 😭😭😭😭 TAKE THAT MARVEL SUCKERS

Fuck, you're so right, Seb really does laugh with his whole face and Chris literally pees his pants a little, it's BEAUTIFUL 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

And!!!! When I was watching the reel, I saw Mackie pop up, and then Ryan, and the clip was nearing its end and I was like "...figures we don't get any Sebastian bloopers..." because all the disappointment as turned me into a cynical asshole, AND THEN! Like manna from the heavens 😫 They saved the best for last, because they KNOW. The KNOW how much we love them and what they do to us. So I hope Dexter is paying attention and making a movie with Chris and Seb in the leads next time, okay sir??????

Alright that's quite enough rambling from me, I'm so sorry, I'm EXHAUSTED and I need to go sleep for a thousand years, but I love youuuuuuuuuu so fucking much and I am SO HAPPY FOR US!!!!

#mayaaaa 💗💗💗#evanstan #rpf #chris evans #sebastian stan #ghosted #ghosted spoilers #minnie answers

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urostakako · 3 months

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Word Tag

tagged by @cursedvibes, thank you for the tag !!

My words: heart, longing, fist, loathe, delirious

Heart

If there was a god, they smiled on her now; Utahime beside her, excitedly bringing exhibits to her attention, captured her eyes. She glowed effervescently, a byproduct of her happiness. Not for the first time did Shoko think that she wouldn’t mind spending her heart and soul on this girl, someone who ignited the blood in her veins like fireworks, a blessing amidst a city of curses.

shokohime wip !!

Longing

She is a poor little blackbird, longing for a beautiful canary to come and bleed green with her.

cassunzel, "Cassandra". tbh all the things ive written with this word i find incredibly embarrassing. even this is 😭but it is what it is

Fist

And then she is a child again, wrapped up in Shoko's arms, cold hands and the slight smell of antiseptic grounding her, the presence of someone who never left. Shaking fists bunch the back of Shoko's shirt in a vice-like grip, her knuckles turning white from the force as emotion forces its way through the dam she mistook for numbness the past few days.

tsumiki wip !! the to-be sequel to "light of a new morning"

Loathe

The appearance of a certain pink-haired boy made him drown himself further in the waters of self-loathing. Higuruma hadn't considered himself a man of dishonesty before, and he wouldn't start now.

higuruma, "this tired old machine is a-rumbling". i hope this version of the word still counts lol

Delirious

i don't have anything with this word :(

tagging (no pressure !) @blackhallow @that-was-anticlimactic @zukkaoru @esceience

Your words are: light, dream, human, breath, memory

#i had many contenders for heart lol. unfortunately many were in the very embarrassing ones. but im glad i had something good to show #longing was very difficult. i wish i hadnt written stuff when i really sucked at it so i could save myself this embarrassment hfejskhgkjfdz #but anywayz !! ty for tagging me !!#tag game #hanancouldyounot

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 4 months

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AXEL‼️ today i almost shit myself at school(not actually)

I hate the first day back. my spanish teacher loves to call on me bc she knows im not confident with my spanish and that i have a fear of public speaking (i dont even know why i’ve been fluent since i was 5💀) SO SHE LIKES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT AND CALL ON ME TO READ THE LONGEST PARAGRAPH IN WHATEVER TEXTBOOK, ARTICLE OR LITERALLY WHATEVER WE’RE READING 😭 ITS LIKE SHE’LL LET EVERYONE ELSE READ THE SHORT STUFF AND THEN SHE’LL MAKE ME READ WAY MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND IM JUST LIKE?? i get that its to “help build confidence” and shit like that but is it really helping if her “helping me build confidence” made me have a panic attack last year? I DONT THINK SO.

oh yeah so you’re probably wondering abt the panic attack thing🧍‍♀️ so lemme just give you a little back story first about how i feel about her class and stuff‼️ her class terrified me. like every time i would enter i’d be shaking and my heart would be beating so hard that i could feel it in my throat… kinda embarrassing…

but anyway it was just cause we had to present a something we made for a project and i was losing my mind because my friends didnt want to present it and my class was pretty big and filled with a bunch of rude and snotty people so i went to talk to the teacher to ask if i could just present to her privately or something but she said no so like i lowk freaked out and had a break down in the middle of the hallway 💀

honestly though the work isnt that hard considering i passed spanish with an A throughout the years but i just HATE talking in front of the class because for one my accent is different than everyone elses and two im one of the only non native spanish speakers so im kinda just like on edge cause yk how some people are theyre just not nice 🫠

anyway for the rest of the school day things were pretty good except J was being weird again and i think he was trying to flirt with me? he was just being rlly inappropriate and kept stealing my stuff 🫠 he stole my bag and then tried to go through it and then he asked if i had a dildo in my bag and if i like using it 😟 he then proceeded to walk around the class and tell people i have a dildo in my bag. i probably should’ve told C or a teacher idk why i didn’t 😭 oh yeah speaking of C hella people think we’re dating AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TELL THEM WE’RE NOT THEY WONT SHUT UP AND JUST KEEP TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE’RE DATING.

oh i alsofell asleep in english😭 i got lucky at the teacher didnt notice though‼️ and then my friend fell down the stairs

ANYWAY THATS ALL‼️ so how are you axel? OOO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL??

thats all for today! byebye and ilysm 💗💗

-bambi

dude i swear to god spanish teachers r either the worst person on this planet or the sweetest person ever no in between…. LIKE WHY IS SHE TARGETING U OMG i’d have to start swinging i fear…

i need J to like explode why does he act like that do u think it’s bc he doesn’t get attention at home… that’s mean sorry LMFAO um anyway i hope he leaves u the hell alone already bc u deserve it😍😍

UR FRIEND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS ?1?1??1 HELP R THEY OK???😭😭😭

i’m ok!!! and HMMMM my favorite animals r probably bats !!! what is urs :0

BYEEE ILYT!!!!

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★#axel answers// bambi🦌

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was watching akira for a second time and the wave of kaneda obsession hit me like a truck and now i can’t get enough of him :((( it’s scary how there is virtually NOTHING out there like yes ik the movie is like 30 years old but cmon guys

anyway ‘m thinking of kaneda who is so in love with you but doesn’t know how to say it and knows he doesn’t express it enough so he tries so so hard but ends up embarrassing himself that it’s cute :( he gets all frustrated when he stumbles over his words

rightttt, I’m with you, it’s really weird that there’s literally nothing out there tbh. also kaneda is <3333 so I don’t blame you. I present to u this weird scenario thing-y… not sure if its exactly what u wanted😭 (it should probably be longer too but oh well)

Kaneda could, after some overdue self-reflection, admit that he was a lot of things. Arrogant, reckless, stubborn – but in the end; the one thing no one could accuse him of being was a coward. At least, that’s what he thought. But then, he sees you one day, you’re pressing down on his wounds with a cotton swab drenched in antiseptic, looking up at him through your lashes, and suddenly his heart can’t stop pounding in his ears.

You ask him what happened, how did he get hurt, did he get into a fight again? Kaneda doesn’t answer at first, eyes focused on your face, unmoving. Then your lips, and he can’t stop thinking about how much he wants to press his own against them until they bruise. Until you’re gasping for air.

But he doesn’t, and he doesn’t understand why. Instead he laughs and tells you he tripped, and you clearly don’t believe him, but decide against pressing further into the matter.

Kaneda doesn’t hesitate, most people know that much. He doesn’t know why it’s different around you, though, he can’t get you out of his mind ever since that day. He can’t be with you, it makes him nervous but he can’t be without you either, it makes him feel even worse.

Actually, what makes him feel the worst, is when you decide to give the tiniest bit of attention to anyone else. And so, when he practically pulls you away mid-conversation from Tetsuo one day, you’re taken aback to say the least, not to mention annoyed.

”What’s your issue?” You question, arms crossed, and Kaneda doesn’t seem too happy either. ”We were talki-”

”Well, don’t talk to him! He’s a loser,” Kaneda grumbles, and you know his words harbor no ill intent towards his best friend, he’s just grumpy (for whatever reason). ”Just talk to me, alright?”

”Were you jealous?” You ask, all your previous annoyance suddenly gone. ”You’ve been distant lately, I thought that… I don’t know…”

”Well, uh, y’know,” he stumbles, cursing himself slightly for it. ”Just been busy lately, y’know how it is…”

”Really? Is that all?” You continue to prod. ”You’re not mad are you? You can tell me anything, you know that.”

He wants to curse your kindness, how do you tell someone you’ve been avoiding them because you love them too much?

Don’t be a coward, Kaneda, he tells himself.

”It’s nothing, really,” he assures and a moment of silence passes. ”Uh, you know that I care about you, right?”

”Um,” you pause, taken aback. It’s not like him to be so… emotionally forward. ”I care about you, too,” you smile.

”And I-I, I like you a lot.” He continues and you nod, slowly.

”I like you, too. You know you’re one of my best friends.” You reply, clearly confused.

”Ugh, not like-” he hesitates before covering the lower part of his face, which was an uncharacteristic shade of red, with his hand. ”Do you really need me to fucking say it?”

”Say what?” You smile, suddenly understanding the situation. What an idiot, you think, good thing he’s cute. He seems to turn even redder under your gaze.

”Listen, okay, I love you… Fuck, you happy now?” He says, averting his eyes from yours. ”So if you don’t feel the same, just tell me, alright? It’s fine-”

”God, you’re stupid, you know that?” You laugh, your own face slightly red, as well. ”Just… will you hold me?”

”Uh,” he stumbles, again, as he processes your words and suddenly, it’s as if your old, cocky Kaneda comes back when a smile spreads on his lips. ”I’ll do you one better, sweetheart.”

He pulls you in by the waist, arms somewhat shaky, and he presses his lips against yours – strangely clumsy and unpracticed. The heat of his face radiates against yours and you can’t help but wish you could melt into each other.

Maybe he’s not a coward after all.

#kaneda x reader #kaneda shotaro #akira 1988 #akira 1988 x reader #sorry im so slow LMAO #but this request is so cute😭

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selamat-linting · 1 year

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parts 2 of my previous homestuck post, now on to the things i find silly!

-yaoi tournament will live free forever in my head. so as the horse cock. this is the worst thing hussie has ever done. i legit did not know it was an actual horse cock like i think it was just a giant blue dildo 😭😭😭😭

-the dancestors are really lame people like oh my god. beforus kids are giant dorks i cant believe their alternia counterparts are so badass like, take aranea and mindfang. just look at the contrast. first one is a nerd who would pay people for attention and the other is a girlboss who doesnt give a shit.

-one thing i do like from kankri is that he gave us plenty if funny karkat suffers joke. i love how this loser makes karkat do the walter white face lmaoooo he just cant get a break is he?

-and penis ouija!!! god why is he like that? everytime karkat is on screen i feel secondhand embarrassment like. i cant believe i shared classpects with this guy. why are you biting dave's cape are you in kindergarten? worst of all i think i've done something similarly embarrassing in school. thats it im changing my classpect im a knight of light from now on fuck off.

-still, thats not as horrible as rose's fuckup with her date. oh my god somebody gives her a chill pill she is going to lick herself bald like a stressed kitten. which is really funny because she and kanaya seems so... not nervous when talking to each other. you'd think their date would be a normal casual discussion between two awesome self assured girls. No its not. theyre both have gotten good at looking like theyre not close to exploding. but we all know none of them are Hinged.

-And oh, tavris they are doing you both dirty. like, its an improvement that vriska actually says something positive to him and that tavros did speak up against her at some points. but the narrative doesnt really want them to grow as a person. i think hussie has gotten too attached to vriska the unapologetic thief of light to the point that its reflecting badly on her and other's character development. okay fine i did say i wont take it seriously, but im a writer too. ofc i will notice the issues.

- this might be an unpopular opinion but i like the elevatorstuck music. gamzee is like, getting close to be my scrunkly like i know he does atrocities but he is really funny when doing it.

-the lands for the alpha kids are really fascinating. its less lively than the beta kids but im glad i actually get to experience the puzzles they have to solve on quests and its relations with the players' classpect. i want to see jane fulfilling her planets wish to be green and fertile. she gets too much shit talk from caliborn so i want to see her get a win yknow? and she's so goofy like her beta counterpart i want to see her happy and silly like egbert too.

-speaking of egbert, im kinda worried for him. can you believe it? he doesnt like con air anymore. i've been in his phase of starting to lose all joy in things i used to like and feeling lonely even with people around me and its not pretty. i know he went through a lot. i hope the experience with the dream bubble would make him happier even if just for a bit

-and another beta kids i want to be sad about: davesprite! he's so alone. all of his friends from the timeline is gone, he's not the main dave anymore and john keeps treating him like a replacement. its like he's relegated to a nobody who happens to have a recognizable face. poor guy.

-and to be sad again, i know i made fun of karkat a lot, but i have the biggest parental instinct for him. aside from terezi. he's the biggest crier out of the group. he's shouty and annoying but thats very much the kind of annoying shit that children do yknow? at first i dont like him because of his attitude to jade, but slowly i did warm up to him. he never really hated anybody and most of his tantrums are generally harmless to other people. in fact, he blames himself a lot about things that are out of his control. he's the one with the least body count from the rest of the trolls and he literally had to grew up hunted and unwanted by society. i want to give him a hug, i truly do.

-okay back to fanboying. roxy!!!! shit. man i adore that she has an aura that makes any surveillance camera blackout nearby. yes, girl, BECOME UNGOVERNABLE.

-and i cant believe im saying this, but i miss sollux. at first i was just joking about finding him interesting because he has my star sign and is good at coding but yeah. i do miss the guy. where is he really?

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #homestuck liveread

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Does Julieta's food cure people by itself, or does she have to actively feed you to make it work?

Curious in general, but also thinking what if, say, Isabela wants Luisa to overpower her and be rough with her, but to be on the safe side she has some arepas handy in case things go too far?

Hhhh overpower you say

I mean

I headcanon her food works whenever, like if she made it, it will heal you no matter how and when you eat it. I think the writers said the healing power had to do with the complexity of the meal? So a piece of bread may be able to get rid of acne or something but it won't restore a missing limb. There's also a question to be asked about genetic complications... her food doesn't seem to cure Agustín and Mirabel's eyesight problems. I think the writers said that "she didn't think they needed fixing" and that "she thoughg their glasses were cute" (things people without glasses say 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 god if i could get my eyes permanently fixed for free I know I would, Julieta turn on your location I just want to talk). Ik some people celebrate that as something something diversity and disability and I get it in a thematic sense, but realistically, in-universe, i honestly don't understand why you'd make your life harder on purpose lol. On the other hand, maybe Julieta was right, Mirabel does look adorable with glasses.

So maybe we can say she can pick and choose what to heal. Maybe she COULD fix Mirabel's eyes, but cooks her food intentionally in a way in which that won't happen (??? can't relate but ok). So even the most intense, powerful and complicated meal won't fix her, because Julieta is out there paying attention and making sure it won't happen. It sounds more and more ridiculous the more you think about it lol but then I remember how cute Mirabel is y se me pasa. I wonder if Mirabel has gone around trying to find Julieta-made food that's powerful enough and wasn't cooked with her in mind to fix her eyes. Does Julieta just remove the eye-fixing factor from everything she makes?? Does she deny the town any ophtalmologic care just because she thinks her husband and daughter look cute with glasses? How do Agustín and Mirabel feel about that????

(God i wanna get my eyes fixed so bad i would be so angry if this weren't fantasy)

Either Julieta's food heals everything within its power by default UNLESS she removes something specific, OR it ONLY heals the one specific thing she cooked for. That would explain why she has to be the one taking care of her clinic, because she can make a proper diagnosis and discriminate between bread made to heal bones, cookies made to heal allergic reactions etc, and makes sure everyone gets exactly what they needs. That would mean she's need to cook something specifically for Mirabel's eyes if she wanted to fix them. That seems slightly less evil than intentionally going out of her way to deny her something that would make her life easier ;-;

So, let's say Isabela wants Luisa to play rough with her. She would need to find food made specifically for the kinds of injuries she thinks she may suffer. I imagine something for sore muscles and bruises would be relatively easy to come by, but I wonder if she's gonna have to embarrassingly ask her mom to bake her something "in case someone chokes me" or "if I accidentally pull my hair too hard".

It would give Julieta one hell of a scare if Isabela forgot to get healing food and now she's like... in Luisa's arms, shamefully hiding her face in her chest, covered in bruises, unable to walk, and trying to explain to her mom how come she fell off a tree ("and how come falling off a tree means you can't close your legs?" "Please just give me something").

Poor Luisa would be so embarrassed too like nooo she did this 😭😭😭 got too excited. But can you blame her. Is it really her fault that big sister is so hot.

#madrigalcest #shipcest #luisabela #not safe for casita

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jade baby hi!!! i’m sorry it took me so long to send you this but i’m finally done gathering my thoughts on part 2 of june baby!! it’s a long one, sorry <3

You smile wide, wide enough to open the yawning gap in his chest all over again. Tonight when he goes home he'll have to close it like he has to so often lately after seeing you. Pretend his feelings for you – whatever they are – are smaller, less terrifying.

that was such a lovely imagery!! the way i actually pictured eddie getting home and grabbing a needle to stitch the gap back together 😭😭

He grins at you. "Thought I'd brave the great outdoors without any armour." You nod like it isn't all nonsense to you and maybe it isn't, maybe being friends with him is clueing you in to all his fantastical lingo. He likes you more for it either way, especially when you say, "You need a healing potion. It's freezing."”

and

“I know," you mumble ruefully. A tad theatric. He must be rubbing off on you.”

the fact that the way he speaks is starting to rub off on her!! being around each other for so long that they start picking up each other’s lingo and mannerisms!! having a shared language 🥺🥺🥺

eddie knowing her enough to realise that if he doesn’t make eye contact she won’t reject the cookie, paying enough attention to get these eating habits of hers – like subtly getting her to share a sandwich with him even if she wasn’t planning on having one at all, and she knows he knows it. making her a double cream oreo that she cherishes like a rich meal and being pleased with himself knowing that HE MADE HER so happy. and baby junie enjoying the cream-heavy side of her own cookie just like her mom was my last straw. i love them so much 😭

He shrugs and takes another pull of milk to think of a way to say, Well, when you’re tired you get nonsensical, and it’s charming how confident you are but hard to follow without offending you. Is there a way to say that without offending you? Or worse, without revealing every wretched feeling he has for you?

when she just starts rambling about cats meowing and being manipulators and eddie is just enchanted by how nonsensical and adorable it sounds!! the “and you’re still going!” literally filled me with so much joy. also

He doesn’t think there’s a way to tell you that won’t involve unveiling his new and shiny feelings for you, feelings that don’t seem to want to slow, or abate, or moderate themselves. Honestly, he doesn’t want them to. He wants you to be happy. He wants to take care of you. It's embarrassing in its intensity.

i love that both of these shows how aware eddie is of his own feelings and all his worries are around showing it off too much. like he knows he’s already in love but it’s waiting for her to catch up

eddie poorly impersonating kermit the frog BUT using his own voice to say "She is… the smartest, most prettiest, loving little girl in the whole world." i- im in love with him and WITH YOU FOR WRITING HIM

also the “I’d only like her more if she was green!” and the “mr. Frog was my father” made me snort too. i don’t think I tell you enough how funny you are, jade dear. but you’re so funny!! i always catch myself holding back a laugh in the middle of the night when I’m reading your works!!

You are so brave, junebug. You're the bravest little girl I've ever met. That's why me and your mom decided you were Juniper the Brave, and you proved us both right."

oh my god i was so distressed reading that part – which just shows what an amazing writer you are, honestly. i love having eddie always calling her “juniper, the brave” or “juniper, the loveliest”. it’s such a small thing but so in character for him and i love it so much. ALSO when he says “me and your mom” it sounds like he’s her parent 😭😭😭😭 you’re sick (ily) for writing it like that

“Do you think she'll throw up if I make her some dinner?" you ask, the kind of question you don't usually get to ask someone else. A luxury to defer judgement.

i really like both hers and eddies definition of luxury is ultimately having someone by their side. eddie defining having her to wash his hair as a luxury. her saying that having someone to choose something for her is a luxury

when she’s apologising to him saying that he “didn’t sign up for this” and all he does is look to baby junie and say something around “your mom has no idea how much i like you both” 😩😩😩😩 cause yeah he didn’t really sign up for any of this but caring about people doesn’t come with a full detailed contract right!! you just love them and would gladly go out of your way for them.

Junie doesn't cry so much as whine. You press kisses that are more for you than her into her hair and on her forehead, jogging your knee. She's fine. She's okay, and she's here in your lap, and there's nothing to panic over now.

and

The relief to see her happy can't be understated. You hop in at the same time and clean her off, wash her hair, and bedeck her tiny features in big big kisses.

i honestly had to take a break and cry a little after reading that cause. junie is so loved. so so so loved!! 🥺🥺

"I think he likes me," you tell Junie. […] "He kissed me," you whisper, leaning down. "I don't know about you, junebug, but I only kiss the people I care about. For a long time, that's been a really short list." You bump your nose against hers.

JUNIE BEING HER LITTLE CONFIDENT!! also, the “i think he likes me” makes her sound so young – but then again, it makes her sound just like her age. and the parallel between “I only kiss the people I care about” and “It’s the same, you know? Doing things for the people you care about.”!!! you’re sick i love you

He might be the nicest boy on this whole damn planet. You look at him thoughtfully. How come we always end up here? At the kitchen table? He looks right. Too right. He looks like he’s meant to be here, smiling and talking to your baby in hushed, fond tones, airplaning roasted broccoli towards her mouth.

crying cause the kitchen table is something so personal. i always feel like the kitchen is like the heart of a house. and having her acknowledging how right it seems having eddie being part of their lives, like he’s meant to be in their kitchen table 😩😩😩 that was so lovely!!

“Yeah, you vex me. Infuriate me. I’ve been a mom for two years and I can’t get her shoes on without a fight, and you’ve been-“ You stop dead, stutter, and quickly adjust what you'd been saying like it has been a slip up of the tongue rather than a thought you shouldn't entertain.

no cause this part went completely over my head on my first read and now i get it and AH. also i thought it was such a lovely acknowledgment and reassuring from eddie to say that she had no one to teach her how to be a parent, she had to learn all by herself and all he does is copy her

EDDIE CALLING THEM HIS TWO FAVOURITE GIRLS 😭😭😭 WANTING TO WEAR MATCHING SHIRTS 😭😭😭 you can’t do that 😭😭😭

You bring your hand to his cheek. A sorry and a thank you at the same time. "I don't want to be back in Hawkins before dark." I really want to spend more time with you. “I’ll crawl”

I’LL CRAWL. and he does!! i love him <3

You don't know what possesses you – though you're starting to wonder if it can be called possession at all, more like a hunger that won't let things lie – to do it, but you bring the cupcake up to his face and hold it so he can take a bite.

that description, a hunger that won’t let things lie, oh my god. that was amazing. so good!! you’re insane!!

i was so sure that that ask i sent you right after part 1 was the longest I’ve ever sent you but this one is so much bigger i’m sorry </3 but i can’t help but point out every little lovely detail in your writing cause it honestly always strikes me with the warmest feeling of a soft and tender love. it’s something so honest and real, and it always stays with me. i keep going back to it and reminding myself of my favourite bits. your playlist for june baby is also keeping me company these last few days, I’ve been listening to it while doing some chores and it’s lovely. thank you for sharing your writing with us, i love it and i love you 💌 - lu (again, sorry for this long ask) <3

thank you lu for taking the time to compile the parts that you liked this is genuinely such a treat for me to read your commentary and see what you liked !!! please don't apologise ive already read this like three times beaming, you're too kind (as always) love you love you!! thank you for everything you do!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

#jade's asks #ily

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