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felixcloud6288 · 4 months
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If this post gets 500 LIKES, I'll record myself singing karaoke. Again, it has to be LIKES. Spam reblogging won't work.
If this post gets 1,000 likes, I'll record myself singing karaoke badly.
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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If you’re dick, tell me something only dick would know to prove it
My weapon of choice would be escrima sticks because they sorta resemble drumsticks and I can do cool stick tricks with them
I'm better at alcohol than my younger siblings because they can't send a single text after 7 drinks while I could type a whole mission report after all my years of training but also I'm the emotional kind of unsober who spills my guts only to regret it later on
When I was a teenager I learned to ride a motorcycle behind my guardian's back because he kept going on about his friend's uncle's son's teacher's neighbor who wiped out in a high-speed crash
I once drove an hour in the middle of the night to bail my best friend out of jail after the cops thought he was jacking his own car
My parent issues stem from feeling like I failed my siblings and I need someone to blame other than myself so I turn it on the previous generation
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pininiu · 5 months
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Shoddily made but if you can unDERSTAND THE INSANITY RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND WITH THIS IDEA
I wanna add shitty xyx doodles onto vacay photos I took in the past
I wanted to finish some other work but here I am boiling in my shame
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officesuppliez · 2 months
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bonnie bowl sketch :]
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anxiescape · 10 months
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It’s a million bajillion degrees and I’m currently suffering from heatstroke, so writing is confusing and drawing is confusing and everything is confusing.
So, uhh, here’s a cute little character that @amalgamorph​ and I made. We were gonna wait until her story was a little more developed to share her but uhh i don’t feel good and i wanna be productive so here you go
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This is Princess Yingyue!
Who are her parents? Well, I’ll tell you. 😈
I have a one-shot that takes place later in Stargaze. Here’s the scene:
Wukong is hosting a party on Flower Fruit Mountain for the sages, as per usual. It’s a party to celebrate something or other, so they bring him gifts. Peng, the jokester that they are, thought it would be really funny to gift Wukong a bottle of pregnancy water from the Mother-Child River in the Kingdom of Women. They all laughed (except for Liu’er who’s a little confused), and the party continued.
Later, when they’re all sufficiently drunk, they decide to hold a drinking contest (because that makes sense 🙄). Peng, who really is very drunk and not thinking straight, thinks it would be hilarious to slip the water into Wukong’s wine. Surely Wukong would catch it before drinking it. Right? And then they can all laugh again and move on.
Right?
Wrong.
Wukong is super drunk at this point, but he’s trying to beat DBK. So he asks Liu’er to drink his cup for him, claiming that it still counts. Liu’er teases him for being a lightweight, and downs the drink before anyone can say anything.
Well, frick.
Peng, Yellowtusk, and Azure (who also knew what Peng did and tried to convince them it was a terrible idea) all look at one another like “👁️👄👁️”, and silently agree to take this to the grave. Surely nothing will come of this, right? Maybe pregnancy water doesn’t work on celestial monkeys. They all go to bed, and in the morning Liu’er looks just the same. The water is suppose to cause pregnancy and birth within three days, so if he looks the same, then surely it didn’t work, and no one will ever know.
Wrong. It just took longer to work.
Anyway, long story short, Liu’er is pregnant (woohoo mpreg, gosh i’m tired and i wanna go to bed). Neither of the monkeys know how this happened, and Wukong proudly starts proclaiming that it’s his kid, because, y’know... 👀
Long story short, pregnancy shenanigans, cute moments, sad moments, drama, and a very traumatic birth result in the adorable baby Yingyue, who got a lot of her powers from her mama. Papa? Birth giver.
Wukong dubs her Princess of Flower Fruit Mountain, and they all live happily ever after.
Until the pilgrim journey.
Oh dear.
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Anyway, here’s a cute sketch of the happy family! Once I feel better, I will fix it up and make it look nice, but until then here you go.
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okay i’m gonna go pass out again or somethin don’t @ me
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innocentscemetery · 9 months
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I feel like I don't belong anywhere. I'm tired of being so lonely, yet whenever I'm hanging out with people I feel so out of place. I have nothing to say. I feel uncomfortable. I just want to go home, be alone and relax. I'm painfully awkward and shy. I'm so bad at communicating. I struggle to connect to people. I feel like people don't understand me, they judge me. I want to be accepted, loved and understood but I'm so afraid of being myself and what people will think of me. I'm afraid of being rejected and abandoned (again). I feel like I need to hide and disappear. Nothing makes sense.
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rebelangelsims · 6 months
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deltaruinedcoco37 · 27 days
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boop spam welcome
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inkuboa · 1 month
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Homestuck trees
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glitchtricks94 · 6 months
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...Fuck it
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Two of my OCs that I made using this picrew. I really love them very dearly and I still need to try and draw them to match the fandom I based them in.
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androgynous-bhajipav · 11 months
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okay, I'm fucking tired of this maths-hate! Like, guys trigonometry is actually quite fun once you know what you're doing. It's like a particularly challenging jigsaw puzzle, it's an intense game of chess with your academic rival. Trigonometry sums on my level basically require me to prove the expressions on the right and left side of the sign are equal. When I'm solving one, I feel like a lawyer in court, presenting my case. When I get one sum correct, I feel like the sky isn't even the limit. I could go on for hours... thou knows not what thee misses
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pixieslikethat · 4 months
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I am bored, ship me with someone ig
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I might give a ship name for me and the person/people
(Also I'll most likely go by my irl name, Leia, for the ship names lol) (keep in mind, I'm 14)
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hellhoundstooth · 1 year
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similar to 'don't grocery shop hungry' i propose an additional rule: do not plan your weekly menu/grocery order while Feeling Inexplicably Good and Capable.
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somkeandmirror · 6 months
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About Genshin
- So for start, did my primmo is in danger ? Yes - Does i get overly attached to Furina and wanting to protect her ? Y E S - Does i will regret to yeet all my primmo for her and maybe skip Navia to have a chance for Arlie ? Yes, but that alright that the life i choose as a genshin player 🤡🤡
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s0fars0perfect · 4 months
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not me knowing Damn Well i am starting something that is going to be way too big and i am biting off so much more than i can chew
anyway, was anyone looking for a royalty au, or...?
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crazycatkatetrap · 1 year
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OK, IT IS 2AM, AND I'M INCREDIBLY SLEEP-DEPRIVED 🤩!!!!!!!!
(I know I already did a poll similar to this, but I've gotten some new peeps following me, so yeah🙃)
⚠️Also, trigger warning since most of the Sun, Moon, and Eclipse AUs involve sensitive topics, including murder, death, depression, and slightly sexual "suggestive" moments😏😉
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