*Steddie teaching Dustin to drive*
Dustin: What happens if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Eddie: The car takes a screen shot.
Steve: Get the fuck out.
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Maria: We have a problem
Robin: No, you have a problem. I have an idiot that keeps making them.
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i keep smiling at this image i love this sprite of sans so much 🌈❤️🩵 please... remember you're shopping bags
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Hunter x Hunter is like this is Alluka her incredibly abusive family that doesn’t treat her like a human refers to her as a boy but Killua, the only member of her family that loves & cares about her, explicitly refers to her as his little sister. & some fans are still like What could Togashi have possibly meant by this. We will never know
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23
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Whoever did this to that man should be charged with war crimes
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Sir Benjamin: i love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
Loveday: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Sir Benjamin: yeah
Maria: i'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
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sirius: so why were you in james' bed wearing his boxers and his quidditch t-shirt?
regulus: cause we had sex you dumb bitch
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