#in order to get this to work

[splash-o-matica]

“Side order was short” babe youre not done until you unlock all of THESE

#GET BACK TO WORK BITCH #this is what roguelikes are. replayable #to unlock. More #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers #if youre wondering why mine is so low its because i ALMOST finished level 30 last night and then died. hehe #also i like playing sniper on this mode. so fucking fun #esp if you get enough weapon buffs

[vampireposter]

meeting wyll at the grove, as someone who the tieflings trust enough to train their children, says so much about him. it's so sad that he doesn't get explored in acts 2-3 as deeply as the other companions, when his problems are equally intense. the average player probably long rests once before coming across the grove, but even if not, in that time wyll has already proven to the tieflings that they can rely on the Blade of Frontiers.

this is the immediate first thing he chooses to do after being condemned to slow death via ceremorphosis. his priority list in the first conversations with tav is: 1) hunt down a dangerous devil, 2) help zevlor with the goblins, 3) once nothing threatens the tieflings he will gladly search for a tadpole cure. wyll is perpetually his own last priority, and i wonder if it has to do with the lore about souls.

if he believes mind flayers' souls have been destroyed, and fiend warlocks will all have their souls sent to the hells after death, then becoming a mind flayer isn't the worst possible way for him to die. he would never become a mindless monster to save his own soul, but he's not gripped by horror the way that some of the other origin characters are. lae'zel has been made revoltingly impure to her people, astarion is terrified of losing the scrap of bodily autonomy he just regained, gale is guilt-ridden over the orb detonation if he dies, shadowheart has to survive to prove herself to her cult leader, and karlach has also just regained bodily autonomy and is desparate to live.

this is just another quest for the Blade, whose persona guards wyll ravengard against the vice of self-concern when he ought to be concerned for those in need.

#wyll ravengard #bg3 #writing a wyll pov thing in order to roleplay harder in my durge playthrough & ive become obsessed w him #i love him so much. he doesnt even really get to realize in-game how traumatized he is and in act 3 he has not healed any really #come here wyll we are going to learn about self care. you & durge need to overcome the desire to give up your lives for your fathers ideals #faerun doesnt have LMHCs so wyll gets my durge who currently thinks he is (a miserable failure of) a cleric of ilmater. #this fic is practice for my 'ascended tavastarion struggle to quit being Like That' character study thing wherein i am struggling w dialogu #loving working on both. im in my little dollhouse making my toys try out lines until they fit #vampireposted

[blackkatdraws2]

There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

#hoh boy i was going to make a comic to introduce these monsters but #i couldnt help myself and made an animation instead #because i just think they're so neat and cool okay #listen i cant for the life of me just infofump about my AU and OCs #because i just think that making actual content about my lore and stuff will not only raise the chances of people being interested #but also it will also raise my motivation to actually produce more content other than the same old recycled front-facing-profile drawings #i need to get creative with my stuff or I'll also loose interest and I DONT want that #in order to be happy with what i have i cant just think about it and expect to be given something new NOOOO i need to MAKE it ughh #i cant believe in order to get more content out of my own au i would need to draw it and feed myself ugh ugh ugh unbelievable (kidding) #but also #i wanna make a little music video or animation again for youtube #its been a hot while since ive uploaded anything in there at all #maybe an animation reel will do for now? #i hope so :( #because ive been working on expanding the Black Scripts AU #and honestly i dont regret it #i had a lot of fun making up scenarios and comics for Stanley and the Narrator (Black) #but yeah! #apart from this little video #you wont be getting an explanation on what these things are supposed to be #and why theyre there #actually i was originally gonna make this into a full fledge animation with sound effect/music/frame-by-frame movement/etc. #but i got lazy HAHA #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp

[stealingpotatoes]

hands you all this cal to announce i’ve FINALLY finished fallen order (by which i mean i finally picked it up again after those couple hours i played a few months ago and then finished the whole game in 2 days lol)

#cal kestis #bd 1 #jedi fallen order #jfo #star wars #my doods #anyway HOLY CRAP YOU MEAN STAR WARS WAS ALLOWED TO BE GOOD BEFORE ANDOR (2022-)??????????????? AND I DIDNT KNOW?? #i love cal i loved the story i love how cinematic and amazing it looked good lord #i don't think i've ever played a game which gets such an amazing sense of scale across #like all the great temples or fallen starships were just Wow #like bracca ALONE gobsmacked me. seeing all these things i grew up watching in tcw as wreckage was like Ough Wow and THEY FELT SO HUGE #im just. wow!! #and THAT FINAL MISSION HUH. MOST FEAR INSPIRING VIDEOGAME ENCOUNTER EVER #my only criticisms are the awkward navigation/ level design in some areas and maybe the ending felt a bit lackluster somehow #i say somehow bc i dont get how lol #the reason im making this post past midnight is bc i got off work at 10pm and then immediately had to finish it LOL #anyway big heart emojis im very happy i sat down and actually played it finally #i want jedi survivor now LOL unfortunately it costs money and i have a rule i never buy games in release year lol #tbh i never rlly buy games til they're £20 or less

[loktauri]

Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tim stoker #sasha james #its just an office comedy at this point #idk the horrors are still there but now it's the horrors of genuinely needing a masters for archival sciences #BE SO FR what the hells is the point of a masters #listen this is my gripe about the educational ladder you have to climb in order to even think about going to library sciences #and getting some sort of guaranteed work off it #oh martin got through alright by lying but he got real lucky with this boss being a literal cult leader #but nooooo I have to finish my bachelors and get another 30k or so in debt BAR student finance #as if med school isnt already a scam!!! #and furthermore-- #oh old art tag

[timdrakesbussy]

Haley: *Pointing at Sebastian* We can't manipulate, Haley: *Pointing at Alex* mansplain, Haley: *Pointing at Sam* or malewife our way out of here. Abigail: *Wielding a sword* MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN

#look i think they need to hang out or whatever #i don't think they got along during their high school years so imagine this #they unintentionally meet in zuzu city and got themselves in trouble by accident so they need to work together in order to get out #or else they're met with the combination of robin jodi caroline and evelyn's wrath #well evelyn wouldn't be mad -- she'd be disappointed and frankly that's far scarier than the rest #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew incorrect quotes #sdv haley #sdv sebastian #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv abigail #stardew haley #stardew sebastian #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew abigail

[splat-details]

Idk how possible it is but if you can could we get the groupshot intro of Parallel Canon at different angles? (Like from the boss intro cutscene?)

yea thats totally possible! i wasnt sure exactly what kinds of angles you were looking for, but if i want to do this again ill need to restart the entire campaign so i just took a bunch lol

#restart the entire campaign AGAIN that is. i did restart it and play thru the entire tutorial and 10 more floors to get these LMAO #never say i dont put in the work for this blog 💪 #splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #parallel canon #requests

[goatpunches]

welcome to my blog where all i do is provide meme content

#another sticker in the works… #ofc i got more sticker ideas as soon as i ordered my other ones #anyway … hopefully these will come in once i get my zines #fanart #svsss #liu qingge #mxtx #scum villain self saving system

[favoredspawn]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate III #virtual photography #haarlep #raphael #bg3 haarlep #bg3 raphael #to say i was going insane watching this animation would be an understatement #hitting some walls w some of my astarion modding so maybe ill do more shoots of them #problem! in order to get romance scenes to work raph has to be the companion and also a human usually #which is only bad in some scenes bc. i want haarlep to top that man #how could i do not astarion's kiss. when he grabs him. that way #raphael x haarlep #haarlep x raphael

[bigothteddies]

alarm clock ❌

sub trained to wake me up every morning with their throat around me ✅

#teddy posts #genderless posts #pleaseeeee i have to use such a loud alaem clock in order to get up in the morning #but i wake up to touch immediately #pleaseee this works for me #queue

[canisalbus]

To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?

Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.

#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche #he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure #his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint #I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing #do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity #but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do) #people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it #Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona #he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies #in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water #essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries #eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition #and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help #and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary #towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise #and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him #answered #anonymous #Machete #Vaschete lore #he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high #and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death

[obsob]

this is fanart for my jellycat bunny flopsy. its her year

#mine #original #shes not brown shes like. greyish. but brown worked 4 th palette so SDKFBS #i still CANT SEND. orders. im biting things so hard :((((( #im gna do a lil valentines post soon...but pls b aware idk when i will be able to send things internationally!! #its so sad.....n im getting a lot less orders as well ouughghghsghgshghsghsgs #if u want a print n dont mind waiting for it to arrive skjfskd pls order! i could do w th money rn!! #we hvnt had th heating on th house is. 9 DEGREES. okaokaokakaokooa

[lazylittledragon]

i'm almost at the end of my 8lb bag of glacier mints and i'm starting to panic because i sort of expected it to always be there

#ramble #i get them bc they help with my ibs symptoms but the 8lb bag was an actual mistake #almost a year's worth for £12 though #i'll just work through the 1kg of werthers originals while i order a new one

[pomegranatepetrichord]

lil remus snoozin on the train

click for more slay colors and resolution

full rez photo ^

#remus lupin #marauders #wolfstar #atyd #atyd marauders #f jkr #harry potter #sirius black #marauders era #atyd remus #remus lupin fanart #remus x sirius #fanart #jcraftbee #marauders fanart #digital art #took actually 10 hours bc im so rusty #remus after spending all summer working on secret order missions regarding werewolves #his first time fully getting to relax #he is ASLEEP

[razzafrazzle]

so side order huh

[image description: an ms paint drawing of caroline from portal shaking hands with marina from splatoon with the text "lesbians who were put in The Machinery That Makes You Evil" below them. both of them look distressed. end id]

#why do they keep forcing lesbians into computers #i mean im a lesbian who wants to be a computer but im an outlier i think #anyways im nearly?? done w an animation ive been working on so. Get Excited For That I Suppose #doc talks #my art #marina ida #marina splatoon #splatoon 3 #splat3 #splatoon 3 side order #side order spoilers #splatoon 3 spoilers #portal #portal 2 #caroline portal

[fauvester]

svsss demons hospital au scrub choices. SHL is a figs girlie (girl you cannot wear outside figs to the OR, sorry) LBH is kind of a jaanuu guy but occasionally gets mandelas for the colors. MBJ is an exclusively inpatient proceduralist so he only ever wears the cheap hospital provided scrubs that his tits never fit into properly

#baby attending plastics SHL getting a page like GIRL WHY IS THIS BOX MAKING THAT NOISE #lbh: you were an intern like 2 years ago you KNOW what a pager is #mbj is in 3 different IR scheduling groupchats AND is trying to coordinate ordering lunch with SQH #svs3 #take your blorbo to work day.. #hospital au #theyre all surgeons of one flavor or another. SHL does general plastics LBH is neurosurg MBJ is IR #svsss