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yoon-kook · a year ago
bts: “stop obsessing over us and focus on yourself. you need to rest ami. get some work done okay?”
also bts: “here’s 2 livestreams that are both 12 hours long”
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bangtan-probably · 3 years ago
hoseok : yoongi what are you doing on my phone?
yoongi : sending your selfies to nasa
hoseok : why would you-...
yoongi : cause you’re a celestial body, a fixed luminous point in the night sky which is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.
hoseok :
yoongi : *cause you're a star
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Taehyung: Do you want a tarot reading
Jungkook: Those are pokemon cards
Taehyung: You got a magikarp
Jungkook: …
Taehyung: it means you fucked up
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bangtan-probably · 3 years ago
jungkook : wow, the stars are beautiful tonight
taehyung : yeah, do you wanna know what else is beautiful?
seokjin, interrupting: me
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Jungkook: How am I supposed to do this painting in one night? Who am I, Leonardo DiCaprio?
Namjoon: Ah yes, not to be confused with famed actor Leonardo DaVinci.
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Namjoon: Yoongi has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. *louder* Hey Yoongi, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Yoongi: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?“
Namjoon: Now what state is it in?
Yoongi: Pfft, I dunno, Ecuador or something.
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