bts as toxic exes ‿୨♡୧‿
the grouchy ex - taehyung ,
talking shit behind your back was one thing, pounding his fist on your door at three in the morning to get his sweater back was just petty.
the quick healer ex - hope ,
seeing him dance to one of your favourite songs in the downtown club, a month into the breakup, it almost made you throw up here and there.
the good friend ex - jungkook ,
keeping things cool was the promise that you both shared, waking up at his house one Sunday morning was not exactly in the plan.
the still-in-love ex - jimin ,
you moving away for college was supposed to ease his feelings, but seeing you under the soft sun of April, he just couldn't get enough.
the clean break ex - namjoon ,
knowing you were happy made his heart full, you really did deserve every bit of happiness you could get and seeing the smile on your face, he knew he had made the right choice.
the cheater ex - yoongi ,
you knew he had cheated on you, you knew it was over and you took pride seeing him on your doorstep under the rain, begging to be taken back; and even though you had rejected him multiple times, seeing the man with someone else under his arm, it just made your blood boil.
the narcissistic ex - jin ,
no story, no take-back, no last minute rethinking; the last time you spoke to him, you wished him and his mirror a lovely life together.
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BTS as dog breeds
This is a conversation that was had ages ago now and Jaz @simp47koreancrackheads sent me a very helpful round-up of our thoughts that I have done nothing with (whoops! sorry!) but HERE IT IS.
Jin - Greyhound
Kind of insanely proportioned but attractive. Capable of physical feats, but honestly kind of would like to lie around all day. Strong pedigree, well-respected but a little underrated, sensitive nature, very intelligent
Rest under the cut!!!
Yoongi - Sheepdog e.g. Carpathian shepherd
Loyal, works hard, loves to be useful, looking forward to retirement, devoted, well-mannered, courageous
Hoseok - Working Cocker Spaniel
high-energy, needs a lot of exercise to stop them bouncing off the walls, they Must Be Doing at ALL times and love to be put to work; beautiful, fine, little dog. compassionate and kind, known for optimism and intelligence!!!!! cheerful nature, loyal, loves to be around people, constantly wagging tail
Namjoon - Flatcoat retriever
SO SMART! So DUMB! A little chaotic, a little neurotic! Incredibly sweet, sociable, popular, good-looking, good-natured dog. strong desire to please people. they retain their youthful, puppy-look long into middle or old age. a strong bond is important
Jimin - Pomeranian
Beautiful, lively, friendly, love to be the centre of attention, good at getting what they want, stubborn
Taehyung - a fucked-up pedigree French bulldog spoilt to within an inch of its life
It's sweet, really. SO popular, gets separation anxiety, affectionate, agreeable, likes people and attention. sure, this one's a little weird but we LIKE weird.
Jungkook - Staffordshire bull terrier
Not the biggest of the bull breeds but they're stocky and can be intimidating but that is so contrary to their nature because these are NEEDY BABIES. they love people and attention and are SO SOFT. stubborn and up for a challenge, tenacious.
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bts as be real users
namjoon: overthinker, takes at least 4 tries, moves around the room to get a nice pic, deep captions, doesn’t interact much with friends.
jin: always late, takes one try and always looks perfect, doesn’t caption, doesn’t react but he leaves comments to others.
yoongi: late in purpose, wants a nice smiley pic when he’s doing something cool, takes 2 tries but no more, captions with emojis, barely interacts
hobi: always on time, he’s always with friends on his pics, funny captions, reacts with instant pics and comments to all his friends
jimin: peer pressured into downloading the app, barely uses it but when he does hes in the studio, he replies to his friends and has saved heart reactions
taehyung: usually late, funny posts, often in bed or with yeontan, loves replying to his friends and seeing other’s reactions to his
jungkook: always in bed when it goes off, dark pictures of a window and a frowning sleepy selca, replies to his friends only if theyre doing something funny
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BTS as Dungeons and Dragons players, and the characters they’d make.
Seokjin:
He would be the chaotic stupid player that sits at the table and just laughs for the whole session, his characters will always have a high charisma stat, but occasionally he’d give them low intelligence to pull out his dumbest self. Literally the clown of the party 90% of the times.
For every easy task, he looks for the weirdest solutions. He sees a net mechanism? He doesn’t defuse it, he lights up the net on fire.
He loves trivia's during the session but he’s usually joking around.
He puts a lot of thought into fighting though, he loves it. He even thought of all the imagery to explain while casting spells, glitter and hand movements.
His character sheet is really clean and organized. He takes some notes during the session, maybe not the best, but he’s concentrating on playing.
His character of choice would be a bard, he’d spend the whole session making jokes, but funny enough he’d choose the most basic race: human, and if it’s not a human, he’s a kobold. His alignment of choice is definitely chaotic good or neutral good. His characters are always either the hottest or the funniest, no in-between.
Yoongi:
He’s the philosophical player, his characters have 5 pages of detailed background, illustrating not only their whole life, but the personality, likes and dislikes. He sits at the table pulling his best acting skills. He also masters pretty often, he run his homebrew campaign for months, and finally got some time to be a player.
He takes the best notes, he becomes the Wikipedia of the party, filling everyone on the details they missed.
He likes concentrating on trivia’s and puzzles just as much as creating them. He loves looking at the confused face of Hoseok as he tries to understand what’s going on when he’s put in front of a riddle.
He likes fighting when it doesn’t take too long, he will have all the necessary info's laid out organized so it’s easy to access them.
He wrote his character sheet 3 times cause the first time it was full of scribbles, canceling and rewriting.
He doesn’t have a character of choice, he switches pretty often, but he likes multiclassing, often his character mix both spellcasting and melee classes. His characters are mainly neutral or lawful though, and his favorite race is Tiefling cause he likes a bit of spice in his characters, and they are always badass. He takes a long time choosing the right art for his character, and often tries to sketch it himself.
Hoseok:
He’s the flirt even on dnd, his characters have one thing in common: the charisma. He’s gonna try and charm even the dragon for the sake of fun. At the same time he joins Seokjin in the constant laughing, although he might not be the source of the laughs.
He shows up to the session dressed up as his character. He got a custom made cape for his characters that matches his bard beret.
His character sheet is organized with notes on the sides and doodles to decorate the pages.
He doesn’t like fighting, he prioritizes roleplaying most of the time. He probably zones out during the fight. He’s not a fan of puzzles, usually they take too long and he’d rather do something else.
He loves creating gnomes and halflings, sometimes he switches to try something new. As far as classes goes he likes bards mostly, but unlike Seokjin, his bard specialty is dancing or songwriting, he literally gets up mid session to show everyone the moves he imagines his character is making or starts legitimately singing random songs, like that funny ballad in two parts: the first part is called half and the second ling, and he always giggles while he’s talking about it. His characters are always chaotic good. No neutral, no lawful. Solely chaotic good. You can also spot him playing clown characters, often he just shows up with the most random combination of traits and enjoys the chaos.
Namjoon:
Namjoon is the law enforcer. He’s the one that shows up to the session bringing all the manuals, he’s the other master of the party, switching often with Yoongi. His campaigns are all about the emotional growth of the party.
When he’s the player he makes sure he creates a layered character, he probably added a whole set of traumas to his background, maybe he killed the whole family of the character, maybe his lover was assassinated or kidnapped, or perhaps he never had a family, but no matter what he’s looking forward for the master to play with the detailed background and traumas he provided and the evolution it might bring.
He likes everything, but what he likes the most are puzzles to solve. A weird engraving on the wall? He’s gonna analyze it and resolve the riddle behind it. He likes trivas so much that he might even overanalyze sometimes.
Another avid note-taker.
One thing that doesn’t miss during the sessions with Namjoon is food, he always shows up bringing snacks.
He likes all classes since he mixes and matches them often for the campaigns he makes. His most played classes are paladin and wizard, they always have high intelligence and wisdom. He’s always saying something smart or drops of wisdom. In his characters there’s no space of chaos, they are either lawful or neutral.
Jimin:
Jimin is the lucky player, he rolls 20 nat so often it’s becoming scary. He’s always teased for it. “Ya Jimin-ah did you rig the dice?” “Are you sure it’s well weighted?”, but in all honesty he’s just fucking lucky.
He has a cool dice jail for the rotten pieces that seldomly fail him.
His favorite characteristics are dexterity and charisma, he can deal with low strength or intelligence, but there’s no way he can play a low dex or char character.
He likes fighting, but he makes it aesthetic, he describes even how his body moves from time to time. He doesn’t fancy trivias, he’d rather do something else, but he’s still be pretty good at it.
He doesn’t take note during the session, he usually writes a little summary at the end or copies someone else’s notes.
He has at least one character based on himself, he didn’t even have to make a drawing for it, he just pointed at his face and laughed.
His go to classes are rogue and monks, he likes elegant characters, in fact his favorite race is elf, any type of elf. Moon, Sea, Wood, it exists, he played it. He likes neutral characters but he did create some chaotic ones in the past.
Taehyung:
The evil player raises. He loves creating lawful evil, chaotic evil, neutral evil characters. Every party needs spice, and that’s what Taehyung brings to the table. He always leaves his dices at home and steals someone else’s, specifically Jimin’s only because he’s lucky while Tae is not. He rolls at least one nat 1 per session.
He barely wrote is character sheet, basically only the stats and the fighting informations, but the rest is all in his head. His characters have huge charisma, and huge traumas.
He takes notes in a leather notebook, but they are so random. “Glowing mushrooms in the cave taste like water, when you ingest them, you can see the glow from outside the skin”
His into roleplaying, his characters are all super dramatic: backstabbing and drama are never missing.
He has few characters based on himself, that he protects with all his heart. He has also a characters based on his friends, made because he was particularly inspired.
His characters are mainly furries: tabaxi, bugbears, owlin and so on, but he still has a fair share of elves, tieflings and aasimars. His characters are never ugly, he’ll spend days thinking about the looks of his characters. He loves spellcasters, usually warlocks and sorcerers, but he has made a lot of druids too. His alignments of choice are chaotic evil, lawful evil, chaotic neutral and neutral.
Jungkook:
The dice goblin. Dices everywhere, of every color. The math rocks are his favorite item to bring with him during sessions. He has a treasure chest to keep his 552 dices, a dice bag to bring his favorites with him, a dice jail and a dice tower. He collects the most between the party: manuals, figurines, maps, it exists he has it.
He creates characters out of boredom, he might be watching a show and suddenly come up with an idea, so I’d take out the notes of his phone and start typing his idea.
He’s also working on his homebrew campaign, curating the details to prepare for his debut as game master.
He’s the one that reminds everyone about the upcoming session. “Hyung don’t forget that sunday we have dnd” “Jimin-ssi don’t be late, I’ll make ramyeon for everyone”
He takes note-taking seriously, he has a binder where he keeps pages and pages of session notes, his character sheet, spells flashcards, etc.
He loves fighting just as much as roleplaying and riddles. He just loves ttrpg in general honestly.
He tried everything single class, but his all time favorites are barbarian and monk, ready to rage and hit or unharm strike you right in the face. He likes minotaurs, tieflings, genasis and dragonborns between the most. He doesn’t have an alignment of choice, it depends on what he feels like. Between the humongous number of characters he created, there’s a gnome with a long ass name: he asked everyone to choose a name and put them all together to create this monstrosity of name.
He’s another supplier of traumas for the party: the found family trope is shoved in each character one way or another, and they always end up being close to the rest of the party.
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