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suga-kookie-chaos · 1 year
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Namjoon: what's wrong?
Yoongi: *drunk, scratching the heads of five different cats, crying*: I don't have enough hands
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asadfangirlbitxh · 1 year
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Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights
Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.
Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"
Jin: That applies to everything.
Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"
Jin: Again, this applies to everything
Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."
Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.
Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"
Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.
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hopeinthebox · 2 years
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next thing you know they're holding hands
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aotearoa20 · 11 months
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Maedhros: Moryo…
Caranthir: I can tell by the tone of you voice you are disappointed
Caranthir: Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I care
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seokgene · 1 year
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jungkook: just admit that we're lost
seokjin: pfff we're not lost I have everything under control
jungkook:
seokjin: look portugal looks great we can still have fun ok?
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clburr03 · 1 year
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Babe, don't say sorry, I love all kinds of incorrect bts quotes and Jikook kind happen to be my favorite <3 post as many as you like, and thanks for the food ^.^
Thank you love!!
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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ot-7bts-ff · 2 years
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TAEHYUNG : Ahh my body is aching soo much ! hyung give the " Mute Button " .
JIN : Give you what ??
NAMJOON : Painkiller . he meant painkiller
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distuff · 2 years
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guqukie · 2 years
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✔︎KIᗰ TᗩᗴᕼYᑌᑎᘜ✔︎
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★POV :𝖡𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉
✰𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘉𝘚𝘍
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yunho0o0o0o · 2 years
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yunho0o0o0o's fic recs
These are all fics I highly recommend you check out!!! Please check out any trigger warnings on the content before reading. Most of these are x Reader. Please let me know if anything isn't working or is incorrect! I'll try to list word counts and a small description if I can :)
Smut (S), Fluff (F), Angst (A), Yandere (Y)
Includes Ateez, BTS, SKZ, SVT
Ateez:
OT8:
All Eyes on Me (S) Part 1 (3.5k) : Yeosang is a very shy man. Everyone knows this.But he’s fed up of his shyness and insecurities being the reason he’s left out of sexual activities from the others. He wants them to look at him like they look at each other
You Want To Try Cockwarming (S) : self explanatory
Murphy's Law (S) (A) (F) Part 1 (17k) : according to murphy's law, everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Black holes circle each other until they collide and merge, a cataclysm so fierce, sends ripples soaring through the fabric, crossing thousands of kilometers within a fraction of a second, leaving behind a wave on the space-time continuum. That’s the simplest way you can describe meeting him. And yet, even that is an understatement. Not all relationships in this are romantic
Hongjoong:
Miss (S) : Hi, could you write a sub! Hongjoong smut where you wake up to him having a wet dream and then you like tease him and then overstimulate him?
Seonghwa:
17:25 (S) : size kink and cockwarming
Mingi:
Two is Better than One (S) (4.2k) : ft. Yunho
Yunho:
Bassists Do It Deeper (S) (6.3k) : band au
Two is Better than One (S) (4.2k) : ft. Mingi
Yeosang:
Listen (F) (3k) : You can hear every song your soulmate does, yours just happens to listen to the same song on repeat… for days.
Please (S) : choking, spanking, bondage, unprotected sex, one use of “slut” but it’s in a praise-y way?
Wooyoung:
Be Quiet (S) : mommy kink, cockwarming, some pain
Jongho:
I don't have any with just him :'(
San:
All Eyes On Me (S) : Different from All Eyes On Me listed above, San has a crush on manager Y/N
Murphy's Law (S) (A) (F) Part 1 (17k) : according to murphy's law, everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Black holes circle each other until they collide and merge, a cataclysm so fierce, sends ripples soaring through the fabric, crossing thousands of kilometers within a fraction of a second, leaving behind a wave on the space-time continuum. That’s the simplest way you can describe meeting him. And yet, even that is an understatement. includes ? x reader
BTS:
OT7:
The Gentlemen (S) Part 1 (5.2k) : Congratulations! You’ve been accepted as the Lady in the first season of The Gentlemen. 
Lilies of the Vally (Y) Part 1 : Flowers can have different meanings depending on the flower’s shape, color, and method in which they are presented. Lilies are my favorite for such a simple flower can have so many distinct meanings.
Yours Alone (F) : they were always captivated by your beauty, but sadly they aren’t the only ones.
Playmates (S) Part 1 (10.8k) : After a horrible blow in your life that left you homeless without anybody to turn to. You find yourself turning to a job you never thought you’d stumble upon. The role of a playmate was easy. Get paid to have sex with attractive idol men. How would you cope in a world that was completely new to you? And how would you survive when all 7 men have specific kinks for you to cater too?
Void (A) (S) Part 1 (7.9k) : You are the only female crew member on a 12 year space mission with seven handsome men. The sexual tension is real, y’all.
Lost And Found (F) (1.7k) : In a world where mythical creatures like dryads and vampires are commonplace, how will a household of supernatural humanoids react to their new kitten being a shapeshifting girl?
Jin:
Scopophilic Affection (Y) (S) (F) (7.8k) : Scopophilia is a more dignified way to define voyeurism, something Seokjin had no intention of partaking in until he came across your live stream. Seokjin is a dignified man, but never in his life had he felt so depraved watching you smile and work like it was his profession, unable to reach through the screen and make you his. Unable to tell you how much he loves to watch you because you have no idea you’re live stream even exists. He can’t tell you how hypnotizing you are without the glaring controversy of him watching your hacked-into webcam, both as a human and director in the computer science division of the company he is a board member of. Nevertheless, you were his very guilty utmost pleasure. 
Jungkook:
Haunted (Y) (A) (S) (14.1k) : ghost Jungkook in your newly inherited manor
Quarter Quell (Y) Part 1 (11.2k) : hunger games AU yandere Jungkook
Pen Pal (Y) Part 1 (5.3k) : As a lonely person, the idea of exchanging letters with someone apart from society was actually quite appealing to you.  In a random act of charity and desperation, you sign up for a pen pal and get paired up with an inmate named Jungkook.  The letters were meant to help him cope with prison life, but little did anyone know it was actually driving him more mad.  
Sweets (Y) (4.2k) : in which jungkook steals your lip balm and perfume instead of talking to you, you leave a post-it note with your number on it for the strange thief who only seems to take the most inexplicable items and has a strange sense of responsibility for your wellbeing, and the cute boy in your photography class with the fluffy hair and the oversized sweater keeps getting more and more endearing…
Hiraeth (F) (A) (S) (18k) : We are always yearning for someone, even if that person may not exist in this tangible realm. 
Asterismos (A) (F) (S) Part 1 (7.1k) : As far as you’re concerned, things like magic, prophecies, and fate are nothing more than fairytales. But when you accidentally bind your soul to a mysterious amulet you found at an antique shop, a group of seven warriors from a magical world inform you that you now hold the key to saving them all. The fate of the realm Elodia now rests in your hands, and you realize that you couldn’t have been more wrong.
The Crimson Shell (Y) Part 1 (1.9k) : you had always found comfort in being at the beach, often spending hours just watching the waves lap against the shore. but unbeknowst to you – something had been watching you back.
Dearly Beloved (Y) : You know he's been here again. He never dares to enter your home, always leaves things for you to find outside; mostly in front of your door, or stuffed into your mailbox.
Hoseok:
Somehow I don't have any of just him??? I would love recs if you have any.
Yoongi:
Switching Places (F) (1.7k) : Soulmate AU where they switch places
Lineage (Y) (S) (6.7k) : When an engagement locks you, the 8th and forgotten princess, to the duke infamous for his cruelty, you find yourself counting the days until your inevitable death. It’s terrifying to think of your end, but when you arrive at his territory, you realize there’s a more morbid reason behind your marriage, and that the duke is much worse than the rumors have painted him out to be.
Make Me (S) (4.4k) : an ordinary sleepover with your best friend turns into anything but ordinary, thanks to your ridiculously loud neighbors above you.
Namjoon:
Out Of The Woods (S) (F) (A) Part 1 (10.2k) : Promising Jihyo that you were going to stay away from your writing for one weekend had been easy in theory, but much harder to actually do once you reached the little cabin the woods. To make matters worse, the only thing that rivals your inability to keep promises is your terrible luck – and after a particularly bad choice leads you to get lost in the mountains, you suppose that it's only karma that you end up face to face with a wolf that looks ready to rip your throat out.
Jimin:
Point of No Return (S) (F) (10.2K) : Both Jimin and you are determined to never act on the feelings you hold for one another. Instead, you’d rather shove it down, somewhere deep, dark, and inaccessible. So what do you get when you mix a broken furnace, an old victorian home, a little bit of jealousy in the club, and a need to keep warm together? A mess.
All That Glitters (Y) (19k) : With the sudden news that you are set to inherit a fortune after the passing of a distant relative you are ready to become an heiress. The only problem is that there is a clause in the contract: in order to receive your inheritance you must be married. So, who better to marry than your high school stalker?
Taehyung:
Beastly Gods (S) (Y?) (8k) : ‘Don’t leave the forest,’ a rule that you've been forced to follow since birth, but you are tired of living in this wooden cage. Out of desperation you cut a deal with Taehyung, who claims to be the only one who can get you out safely, even though he might be just as dangerous as the god you’re trying to escape.
Teach Me Dirty (S) (2.9k) : Taehyung has a lot to teach his English teacher. Fortunately for him, you’re an eager and willing pupil.
Chism (S) Part 1 (19.9k) : The entirety of your life, you have never fit in. A woman soldier. A passive power, wielded in the land of the bold. Despite this, you have followed your father’s advice and striven to blend into the crowd. You feel you have succeeded, until your Queen calls you before her with an arduous task. Guard the darkest cell in the lowest dungeon. Do not listen to what the prisoner has to say and above all else, keep your head. The old gods may be dead, but the humans are living.
Bad Alpha, Sweet Alpha (S) (F) (A) (12k) : [You’ve been in love with your best friend for years. Now here’s the problem Taehyung’s wolf hates you. But why he hid the key and then refused to tell you and Taehyung where he put it? Nonetheless just before his heat is about to start.]
SKZ:
Jisung:
Noona, Do You Have A Boyfriend? (S) Part 1 (3.7k) : You hate brats. Jisung is a brat. So why the fuck are you blowing him in a dirty bathroom in the middle of a concert?
A Penny For Your Thoughts (S) (A) (F) : life isn’t easy when you belong to the 1% of the world population that has a soulmate, know who your soulmate is and happen to be utterly in love with said soulmate’s best friend. alternatively, jisung can hear all of your unfiltered thoughts and has heard enough of your horny fantasies to the point where he wants to throw up, so he takes matters in his own hands. 
SVT:
Jeonghan:
We Get Along Infamously (S) (F) Part 1 (5.2k) : you can never, have never, will never get along with Yoon Jeonghan, but unfortunately you have a chemistry that is simply undeniable. no strings attached is perfect, except when those pesky feelings and that new girl decide to pop up unannounced.
Wonwoo:
Warm Encounters (S) : cockwarming, slight possessiveness, unprotected sex, pseudo-exhibitionism, marking (hickeys), creampie
Nostalgia Diner (F) : Your friends dare you to kiss the next guy that walks in the door. So you do. 
Can I Buy You A Drink? (S) (4.5k) : in which you get more than you bargained for when you leave the club with two handsome men. (or, maybe, it’s exactly what you bargained for.), ft. Mingyu
Midnight Appetite (S) (5k) : You have found yourself in possession of an invite to the exclusive host club The Midnight Appetite. Within moments of walking into the establishment, one of the hosts sinks his claws in, staking his claim on you for the night. It isn’t long, though, before he adds another to your table. This isn’t how you thought your night would go. ft. Mingyu
Soonyoung/ Hoshi:
2:00am (F) : fluff, soonyoung is flirty bc he's drunk but also bc he likes reader, weirdo and idiot used as terms of endearment <3
Best Friend Hoshi x Friend Reader (S) : “i think i could do it,” soonyoung says, over-eager and a bit too loud. “i think i could make you squirt. i read an article on it once.”
Seungcheol:
Lover (S) (15.7k) : the worst first meeting and then an uncanny proposition is enough to cause trouble for you. you fall for a man who doesn't seem all that keen on returning your feelings.
Bouquets for a Friend (From a Friend) (F) (1.6k) : Your boss gets flowers quite often. This time, when he does, he wants to get rid of them, and who are you to turn down free flowers?
Push It Down (S) Part 1 (8.4k) : thirsting over your ex’s best friend in general is a bad idea. given that you and seungcheol have never gotten along, it’s even worse. when you accidentally stumble across his stream, though, and he finds out? all bets are off.
Vernon:
Daybreak (F) (S) (4k): best friend!vernon, reader is a huge overthinker, soft dom!vernon, oral (f. receiving), vernon cums on reader’s stomach lol
Mingyu:
Can I Buy You A Drink? (S) (4.5k) : in which you get more than you bargained for when you leave the club with two handsome men. (or, maybe, it’s exactly what you bargained for.), ft. Wonwoo
Midnight Appetite (S) (5k) : You have found yourself in possession of an invite to the exclusive host club The Midnight Appetite. Within moments of walking into the establishment, one of the hosts sinks his claws in, staking his claim on you for the night. It isn’t long, though, before he adds another to your table. This isn’t how you thought your night would go. ft. Wonwoo
Chan/ Dino:
And They Were Roomates (S) (2.2k) : Wanting sex is a natural feeling, it just so happens that gratification could be found in the next room with a shitty webcam and an infectious laugh.
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stormblessed95 · 1 year
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Heya storm! Most "awkward" or "get-me-out-of-here" jikook moments ft. other bts members for you, if any? e.g. JK saying catch me or arrest me after Jimin mentioned he wanted to be a police officer that one interview or when Jimin described JK's sweat as holy water (please let me know if this really happened or if I just stumbled upon an incorrect sub clip). Thank you!
Lol here is my post over cringey jikook moments.
The holy water moment would be a good one to edit and add to this. Lol and yes, that is what Jimin actually said... it comes from the 171112 Wings Tour in Japan Documentary
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You can watch the full thing here
Hope that helps!!
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suga-kookie-chaos · 1 year
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Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?
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asadfangirlbitxh · 1 year
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Vmin vs Jinkook
Taehyung: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Jimin: Spending time with you is my reward.
Jungkook: You deserve one for putting up with me as well
Jin: Damn right I do!
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curio-queries · 7 months
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Run BTS: 006-2 | Confession Part 2
Original Air Date: 20 OCT 2015 Episode Length: 8:27 Total Parts: 2 YouTube English Subtitles: No, there are incorrect subs Title Song: Dope
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Synopsis: Continuation of the Priest skit. Suga is the priest listening to Jin, RM, V
Production: There's quite a lot of on-screen text that didn't get translated as well.
Endearment: This one is slightly better than pt1 but just because Suga didn't make it as weird as Jimin did... not by much but enough
Winner/Loser: none
Best Cheater: none
Member Moments:
RM: Actually makes wearing glasses upside down look good!
JN: Jin is definitely the best at improv. Perfectly timed chair kick.
YG: 'Hold my hand'...sticks two fingers through the grate.
JH: not in pt 2.
JM: Did he really call Suga a bastard?? JimiiiIIIIiiinnn!
V: not in pt 2.
JK: not in pt 2.
Bonus Content: none
CQ Rank: 1
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(CQ Eval Date: 11 SEPT 2023)
Check out this post for my Masterlist of all episodes and descriptions of how I'm evaluating these.
Previous Episode: 006-1
Next Episode: 007
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moonyoon5839 · 2 years
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MASTER LIST
BTS sub unit masterlist
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please read
Basic info/profile
Moon Jia
First Meetings/Iconic Moments
Kim Nayeon
Iconic Moments
Im Aeri
Choi Siyeon
Kim Yena
Ships
Inside SE7EN
With BTS... Jia/Nayeon/Aeri/Siyeon/Yena
Scenarios
pre-debut
BangtanTV
TV shows
Songs
Whistle/Stay/Cherry
Incorrect Quotes
#1・#2・#3・#4・#5・#6
AUs
Child Of The Moon
Only when the moon is up, she is there to see us
royalty!BTS x ???!SE7EN (platonic relationship)
Warnings: Blood, Mention of Abuse
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stqrgirlie04xo · 5 months
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Hana / BTS 8th Member
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PERSONAL
profile • Mic & In Ear • BT21 • representative emoji • personal style • incorrect quotes sh4dow (sub-unit)
DISCOGRAPHY
on/e (2016) • killing me softly (2020) • h (2022) • the art of crazy (2023)
MV ERAS
no more dream • we are bulletproof pt.2 • n.o • boy in luv • just one day • danger • war of hormone • i need u • dope • run • epilogue: young forever • fire • save me • blood, sweat & tears • spring day • not today • dna • mic drop • fake love • idol • boy with luv • on • dynamite • life goes on • butter • permission to dance • yet to come
PERFORMANCES
The Red Bullet Tour (2014-15) • Wake Up: open your eyes japan tour (2015) • the most beautiful moment in life tour (2015-16) • the wings tour (2017) • love yourself tour (2018-19) • map of the soul tour (cancelled, 2020)
Documentaries
methodical madness: the art of crazy (2024) [hana solo] • bts monuments: beyond the scene (2023) • break the silence [movie | series] (2020-2022) • bring the soul (2019) [movie | series] • burn the stage (2018) [movie | series]
VARIETY
run bts! (2015-2022) • bon voyage (2016-2019) • in the soop (2020-21) • running man (2015-2022) • inkigayo (2015-2023) • you quiz on the block (2021) • music bank (2015-23)
INTERVIEWS
today show (2020-23) • tonight show starring jimmy fallon (2018-2023) • suchwita (2023) • special talk show: let's bts! (2021)
NEWS ARTICLES
non yet
MISC
youth [drama] (tba,2023) • bts world (2019) • bts universe story (2020)
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