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whyse7vn · 2 months

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PALENTINES -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SINGLE LADIES 😁🔥

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: gave my gf an hour long whimpering audio for valentines day

namjoon: you make me sick

jimin: this definitely counts as harassment

jk: yoongi got me a plastic fork

yoongi: yw

y/n: the audio was 5 minutes long????

tae: ok but i sent it to you 20 times

do the math????

jin: you sat there and whimpered into ur phone for 5 minutes that’s crazy

don’t you feel any shame??

tae: why would i feel shame?

it’s called being in love jin

you should try it sometime

jimin: it’s called harassment

hobi: ew man

jk: free asmr :D

jin: it’s gonna be free tae from jail soon

tae: no it won’t

jimin: ur right when you get locked up no one’s gonna want you free

hobi: KEEP TAE IN JAIL 🗣️💯

jk: personally i would want tae free

jimin: personally ur not real so it doesn’t matter what you want

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: ew how the hell did you flip it

i hate that

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: STOP GO AWAY I HATE IT

namjoon: yoongi got jungkook a present this year?

yoongi: not by choice

y/n: it was by choice

hobi: it was a plastic fork

yoongi: a plastic fork not given by choice

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: no

y/n: please

yoongi: no

y/n: pretty please :3

yoongi: it was by choice

y/n: see told you!

yoongi: don’t understand why we have to buy each other shit on this holiday anyways

i like ONE of you not all of you

tae: am i the one you like be honest

yoongi: bye

y/n: it’s our silly little tradition don’t be a loser yoongi

yoongi: whatever

jin: ok anyways who ordered me a fucking marching band???

jk: idk but did you like it??

y/n: gonna take a wild guess and say it was jungkook

namjoon: i thought you have his card how did he order that??

y/n: he has apple pay now i can’t stop him 😕

hobi: wait no fair

jin did NOT deserve a marching band all he got me was his butter photocard???

jimin: he got me that too….

jk: OMG ME TOO >_<

tae: i don’t feel special anymore

namjoon: really jin?

y/n: mine was signed!!

yoongi: cheap

jin: you literally got kook a plastic fork?

yoongi: he loves it

jungkook tell him you love it

jk: i love it

yoongi: see

jin: whatever don’t care

jimin: namjoon got me a fucking book

jin: lol that’s crazy cuz you can’t read

jk: i’m sorry to hear you can’t read jimin hope you can soon :/

namjoon: i put a lot of thought into the book i got you

jin: that’s cute but he can’t read so

jk: i wish i was a book

tae: if you’re a book does that make you a tree?

jk: guys

y/n: no jungkook

jk: oh ok

jimin: i CAN read btw

yoongi: don’t care

jin: sounds like fake news

jk: omg wow ur a fast learner jimin you can read now!!!

jimin: ur talking way too much today

you should stop

jk: is he talking to me????

hobi: y/n got me a holiday to australia

i’m not gonna go cuz like bugs

but that was really nice

y/n: you’re welcome!!!!

tae: k but i got sex

y/n deleted this message!

tae: 😕

silencing me like they did MLK

jimin: what

jk: milk

hobi: did you just compare urself to mlk?

jin: yeah never say that again

tae: why not?? it’s true

yoongi: you are nothing like mlk

jk: tae ur not milk

namjoon: taehyung do not compare yourself to martin luther king ever again please and thank you

jk: or milk

y/n: and in black history month too…

tae: you don’t understand me or him

y/n: yeah ok

back to gifts

joon got me some really pretty flowers

jimin: boringggggggg he does that every year

jk: namjoon got me wood

hobi: ?

namjoon: statue

it’s a wooden statue thing

not just wood

tae: joon giving other boys wood for valentines ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

u wanna know who i gave MY wood too

y/n deleted this message!

namjoon: tae shut up

jin: saw that

tae: i’m just like mlk i’m telling you man

y/n: stop

tae: sorry

jimin: hobi got me shoes

hobi: i did

jk: hobi got me cheese

hobi: expensive cheese

y/n: i took yoongi to those cute photo booth things

yoongi: they didn’t need to know that

y/n: yes they did

we are sharing what we got each other

read the room yoongi

jimin: yeah yoongi read the room

tae: how tf u read a room??!

a room not a book ☠️☠️

u guys dumb as hell

jin: you not knowing what reading a room means makes a lot of sense actually

jk: send photobooth pics ^0^

bet u looked so cute

not you yoongi

y/n

her

not yoongi

i’m talking to y/n NOT you yoongi btw

yoongi: shut up

and no

you’ll never see those photos

jk: ☹️

hobi: so what did yoongi get y/n??

yoongi: don’t worry

tae: personally i’m worried

jk: me 2 guys yoongi is really scary

what if he killed her

y/n: ?

jin: i want to blow jungkook up

jk: i’m no ballon 😭

jimin: probably fucked for valentines let’s be real

tae: well that’s obviously NOT true lmao 😜 ☠️

yoongi: why is that “obviously” not true

we could of

tae: you didn’t

yoongi: and you know how?

tae: cuz i just know

yoongi: yeah ok

we could of for all you know

on the actual day too

tae: you weren’t even with her on valentine’s day

yoongi: and you were?

y/n: he wasn’t

tae: ok

but i could of been

yoongi: but clearly you weren’t

tae: neither were you

namjoon: both of you stop

tae: idk why yoongi acts all high a mighty

especially when it comes to her

y/n: ok that’s crazy

how about you don’t talk about me like i’m not here!

yoongi: idk why taehyung acts like he has a chance lmao

jk: guys

tae: that’s actually crazy

you’d be fucking surprised yoongi!!!!

yoongi: what’s that supposed to mean?

tae: what do you think it means?

tell me yoongi

guess

i’ll tell you if you’re right or not

yoongi: shut the fuck up

tae: or what?

hobi: why this kinda sexualllll

jimin: like 😭😭😭😭

y/n: LMAO STOP

jin: arguing over pussy that belongs to neither of them is crazy i’m just saying

jk: pussy \ ^0^ /

namjoon: how about we all stop arguing and move back to talking about the gifts we got eachother !!

hobi: jungkook got me a ballon

jk: yeah

do you love it

hobi: sure

jk: ^_^

jimin: personally i think hobi’s lying to you kook

jk: WHAT

jimin: i think he hates his ballon actually

jk: hobi pls say he’s lying

hobi: he’s lying

you see it may seem that way because on the outside im a very chill and nonchalant man

y/n: that is not true actually!

hobi: but on inside i am actually very chalant

EXTREMELY chalant no joke

so basically inside im going fucking crazy over the ballon jungkook gave me but it just doesn’t seem like that cuz im a chill guy

jk: but inside ur chalant

hobi: exactly

jk: jimin why would you lie to me

jimin: ur easy to lie to

jk: no im not

jimin: namjoon died in a car crash 24 hours ago

jk: NO NAMJOON OHHMYGOD NAMJOON NO

namjoon: i am not dead

jk: oh

y/n: how did you fall for that

namjoon cant even drive

jk: oh yeah

lol namjoon cant drive guys

namjoon: ok we all know

hobi: so what did you guys actually do on valentine’s day

jk: minecraft but then it got too scary so i played valorant instead

jimin: idk what any of that means but ok

i personally watched movies with joon

namjoon: yeah

i dropped by kook’s and y/n’s place first tho to give my gifts and stuff

hobi: where was my movie invite?????

jimin: we did call you

you were like high as hell

hobi: oh

wow

how real of me

jin: i cooked steak

jimin: for urself?

typical

jin: kys

for me and y/n actually

y/n: …

jin: my fault

yoongi: what

tae: oh

jk: SHE SAID SHE WAS BUSY

TTAHSTNOT FAIIROGJKFNKLDVLKFNKLFHKLNNDKVHNFKVNKLGNGR UFHDFHDKJ GHDKLNGFKLNGFG FHJDJHHGR DHGGRHBDNBF JGHKJGHGR

hobi: ????????????????????

namjoon: cool

jimin: jin???? out of everyone JIN??????

why would you fuck jin

jk: WHATR OHMYGOF WHAT?????? SHUT UP

jimin: on valentine’s day too…..

even fucking ME would make more sense than jin right now

jin: tf is that supposed to mean?

jimin: i said what i said lmao

tae: she cant of fucked jin

cuz she’s fucking me

yoongi: LMAOOOO

u really think your special dont you

thats crazy

jk: WHYIS EVERYONEFUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDOHMGYOJFDJFDKJDSDB

hobi: i dont get it even if she was fucking tae why couldn’t she fucked jin too?

y/n: i am like right here you know

tae: because me and her are serious

yoongi: serious???

you are just a rebound

tae: yoongi i think you’re just upset she didn’t come to you first after the whole jaehyun thing

yoongi: i’m glad she didn’t actually because now i know for sure i’m not rebound

you are

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: why? you getting upset?

idk why you’re acting like the victim here when you’re using her for the same thing

hobi: woah??

jimin: cap taehyung bitchless

yoongi: it’s time you stop using y/n to get over jennie and grow some fucking balls

jin: hold on

jimin: WAITTTTTTTT

hobi: SHUT FUCKING DOWN FR????

jk: imgonnapassout

y/n: oh

namjoon: yoongi

tae: i am not using y/n to get over jennie and you know that

hobi: wait ur fr??? taejennie was fr??

LIKE ACTUALLY?? OHMYGIDTHISISREAL??

yoongi: i know that? thats crazy how could i know that??

you didn’t even tell us about jennie

for over 3 months you were with her and you didn’t tell us

and then those photos of you and her were leaked and you were all depressed for ”no reason”

and now all of a sudden your obsession with y/n?

yeah you’re not using her you’re right i’m just fucking stupid aren’t i?

jimin: holy shit man

tae: i am not using her

yoongi: so why is yeontan with jennie right now?

y/n: tae you told me he was with you parents?

tae: yeah

but

i didn’t tell you that because im using you or anything i just said that because i didn’t want to cause any problems

y/n: you lied to me

for no reason

if you told me the truth it would of been fine

tae: i know

y/n: so when i came over

were you planing on sleeping with me anyways?

were you mad at yourself for calling jennie and leaving yeontan with her?

did you use me to help forget about it?

tae: did you use me to help get over jaehyun?

y/n: no

i can tell you that in full confidence no

now answer my question

tae: you know i would never do that to you

y/n: its a yes or no question taehyung

tae: i would never do that to you

yoongi: yes or no you asshole

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: answer her question

tae: leave me the fuck alone

tae left “SINGLE LADIES😁🔥”

jk: wow

y/n: didn’t sleep with jin btw

jk: ohthankgod

y/n: did sleep with tae once

we are NOT serious

jk: double ohthankgod

wait

y/n: and now i am going to sleep

jungkook come cuddle

gn all

jk: ON MY WAY OHMYGOD IM ON MY WAY

jimin: good night …

hobi: nite!!

yoongi: gn

jin: goodnight

namjoon: gn

DOWNBAD😭🫵🏻 #2 (minus tae)

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namjoon: yoongi that wasn’t fair

yoongi: i know

but she deserved to know

and he wasn’t gonna tell her any time soon

hobi: YOU AND NAMJOON KNEW THIS TAEJENNIE WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME????

yoongi: i just found out

namjoon knew longer

namjoon: not that long

jimin: ok but how do you know tae is using her fr?

yoongi: it’s not hard to connect the dots

jin: still you could be wrong

yoongi: well he didn’t deny it did he?

jimin: to me it looked like he didn’t know if he was using her or not

yoongi: well he needs to figure that out soon it’s not fair to her

or him ig

but mainly her.

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hate this don’t care about anything bring back yellow….

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incquotesx · 1 month

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jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

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7ndipity · 2 months

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Would you guys like it if I started making incorrect quotes and fake texts? I used to make incorrect quotes on my fan blog, but I think it would fun to do them again here.

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tkandthemoon · 2 years

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Yoongi: One thing to know about me is I'm not doing so well.

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blackwell-academys-airdrop · 2 years

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Steph: idea: cult of the lamp

Mikey: moths

Steph: yes

#source: a discord chat I'm in #incorrect quotes #life is strange #lis bts #before the storm #steph gingrich #mikey north #queue

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steviesbicrisis · 2 years

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Hello Everyone!

A little welcoming post for whoever has stumbled upon my blog, thank you for visiting! What you will find here:

Anything stranger things related, especially Gay Stranger Things Tumblr version;

I write Steddie and sometimes other queer pairs from ST (More under the cut);

My ask is open to anyone! Prompts, questions, or anything you want to talk about is very much welcomed and appreciated!

My DMs are also open if you wanna chat about our hyperfixations together!

Rarely, I might write/reblog about:

♦ Tv Shows: Heartstopper, Doctor Who, Friends, The Office, Sherlock, Glee and many more ♦ Anime: Naruto, MHA, SpyxFamily, Given, Haikyuu ♦ Kpop: BTS, Gidle, Infinite, TXT, GNCD ♦ Superheroes: Batman, anything Marvel ♦ Ghibli studio: any movie from them, Howl's moving castle has my heart.

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Hoseok: did you come just now?

Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.

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thetaekookcloset · 2 years

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Frequently Asked Questions

Hello! My goal for this page is to have one place where I can address a lot of the common questions I get on this blog, as well as some of the big themes that come up a lot in discussions about Taehyung and Jungkook and the relationship that they have (whether it's platonic or otherwise). I tend to be very wordy, so in an effort to get people the answers they're looking for as efficiently as possible, on this page, I'll attempt to answer these questions succinctly. Then, when relevant, I'll link posts where I've discussed these topics in more detail, for anyone interested in reading more.

My intention is that I'll keep this page up-to-date, adding questions when it seems like they've been asked enough to earn a spot, and adding links to posts that reference things I feel are relevant to the common questions. If you're new here, it might be worth scrolling through this page to get a good sense of my opinions on a lot of the topics that come up consistently.

Putting this together has made me realize what a truly collaborative effort this blog is, so I just want to thank everyone for reaching out with their thoughts, questions, and opinions, as well as those who are just here to think and chat and have fun -- you all make the experience of running this blog unique and genuinely so enjoyable for me, so thank you! I hope it gives you something in return.

Thank you for reading, and if you have any questions that you don't see answered here, my ask box is open! I also have a landing page housing all my frequently-used tags that you can use to help you navigate common topics on the blog.

What do you think the relationship between Taekook actually is? Do you think they're dating?

I don’t claim that Taekook are definitely, absolutely in a romantic relationship, or even that I’m 100% convinced that they are. How much I believe that to be true tends to vary a little bit, because as much evidence as I feel that there is to suggest it, ultimately we know very little about the lives of any of the BTS members, and so I have to, and do, acknowledge that everything I think I understand about them could be incorrect.

That said, I do feel that it’s highly likely that Taehyung and Jungkook are in a romantic relationship. I also feel that, if that’s the case, they’ve likely been together for a long time.

To reiterate, I feel that this is probable, not certain. It’s also possible that they’re just good friends who have what I think is a very sweet relationship dynamic, and that’s cool too. I always try to put my appreciation first, interpretation second.

What I mean by that is that Taekook have the relationship they have regardless of what anyone on the Internet thinks or says about it. I always try to center and prioritize my appreciation for what I can see and observe of their relationship over what I then, myself, interpret those observations to be telling me.

In other words, whether Taehyung and Jungkook are romantically involved or not, Taehyung still goes to Jungkook for help when he throws the basketball on top of the machine, Jungkook still laughs hysterically at Taehyung’s antics, Taehyung still hypes up Jungkook at every opportunity, and Jungkook still looks at Taehyung with the same soft, fond smile.

I like Taekook because I like them, because I enjoy seeing their interactions, and that is more important to me than the idea that they’re dating. Even though I do think it’s likely that they are, my appreciation of their relationship, whatever form it might take, always comes first for me.

More on this topic:

85% Convinced

Taekook in 2022

What makes Taekook seem different to you from any other members?

It can really be simplified down to the idea that, to me, Taekook seem to act like a couple. A lot of it has to do with really subtle things like body language, the way they look at each other, and the way they talk to and about each other, as well as the ways that they're treated by the people around them and by Big Hit. There's plenty of video out there of Taekook being separated when they're on cam, even if you don't put stock in the fact that for years they barely worked closely together visibly.

The members also show the way they associate Jungkook and Taehyung with each other: saying they're the same person with different names; shouting for one of them when that one is actually already with them because they're actually looking for the other; looking at the other when one of them does something funny or cute, showing a subconscious recognition of their association.

As far as Taekook themselves go, they consistently demonstrate their closeness throughout nearly all the content they're in. Their physical contact displays a degree of intimacy I don't see between the other members, they make references to each other and spending time with each other often, they show a possessiveness over each other's bodies/time/attention/belongings that is more extreme than anything I've seen between the other members, and they often communicate silently, with nothing more than a look or a brief touch to convey what they mean between themselves.

More on this topic:

Why Taekook? Part Two: What makes them different?

Body Language that Sets Taekook Apart

How do you explain...?

The Moment I Thought "Maybe"

Taekook Sleeping/Napping Together

Jungkook Being Harsh Toward Taehyung

Taekook don't do anything romantic though, do they?

We only ever see Taehyung and Jungkook interact when they're essentially on the clock, working, with a few very rare exceptions. Taking that into consideration, I feel it makes perfect sense that we haven't seen them do much that we would be able to unambiguously label as "romantic."

Most of the time, it seems to me like Taekook are acting like a couple who are in a professional setting: they're close and affectionate, but they still have to keep it appropriate for the circumstances. Add to that the fact that if they are together, they need to keep it hidden behind, at the very least, a healthy layer of plausible deniability.

That said, I actually think that over the years, Taekook have displayed a lot of behaviors that are highly romance-coded, both on and off the stage. Everything from Jungkook rushing ahead of several people just to hold Taehyung's hand off camera, to his "I Thought You Were Beyond My Imagination, but Then I Think Again and You Are Way Beyond My Imagination" award, to Taehyung mentioning Jungkook at every chance he gets whether anyone asked or not, to the two of them seemingly sharing a ridiculously expensive bottle of wine from the airport -- these two do quite a lot that's pretty romantic, all things considered.

More on this topic:

Most Romantic TK Moments

Taekook Song Analysis

MORE Romantic TK Moments

Moments TK Have Been Visibly Into Each Other

What do you think is the deal between Taekook and Big Hit/HYBE?

I think there's abundant evidence to suggest that Big Hit has historically been very invested in obscuring the relationship between Taehyung and Jungkook -- I think this is pretty inarguably true regardless of whether or not that relationship is romantic in nature.

Personally, I think this is most likely the case because that relationship is romantic in nature, and that HYBE would necessarily have to hide that fact because the consequences of doing otherwise could legitimately be catastrophic, especially several years ago.

It could also be that the company has stepped in on their relationship for other reasons, such as not wanting arguably the two most popular members to overshadow the rest of the group. Please note that I think it's more likely that a corporation would prefer to profit off of that popularity than push it into the background (and the fact that they repeatedly choose not to profit off of it is pretty telling to me), but it's still a possibility.

However, I think it seems like since late 2019/early 2020, Taehyung and Jungkook have had a new degree of freedom to interact with each other in more natural ways. I can only think of one example where they were separated while interacting on cam post-early 2020 (during Bang Bang Con). Since then, it seems to me that they've negotiated a better deal for themselves when it comes to their on cam interactions and relationship, and they're able to show themselves more authentically, now more than ever.

When it comes to things like unit work in photoshoots and music, it's hard to know whether there's a level of separation between them based on Big Hit's decisions or their own. All I feel confident in saying is that it's clear they never liked to be separated while interacting, and that particular practice seems to have been left behind in the last two-and-a-half years.

More on this topic:

Taekook's ITS Convo: A Close Reading

(My) Taekook Timeline

GDA 2020 and TK Being More Open

Why do people say TK have a bad relationship with BH?

What do you think is going on between Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin?

If you’re interested in this topic, you’re in luck! It’s a popular one around here.

I think Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin are all genuinely friends. I think Taehyung and Jimin seem to have a soft, almost familial kind of bond, but that's just how I read their interactions.

Jungkook and Jimin I think are likely something I would consider to be best friends. They seem to have a lot in common, both in terms of who they are as people and what they like -- they have unique ways of relating to one another, seem to spend a lot of time together, and appear to me to have a close, fun relationship that is actively maintained. The entire maknae line seem to have remarkably few physical boundaries amongst themselves.

I don't personally think there's anything romantic between Jungkook and Jimin. I understand what their shippers see between them, but their bond, while close, has always read as platonic to me, even with some familial undertones.

That said, there do seem to be some moments of tension when the three of them are involved, and I'm not always sure what to make of them. Some I think can likely be chalked up to Jungkook and Taehyung (primarily Taehyung in this case) wishing that they could interact as freely with each other as they both can with Jimin. Some may have something to do with the fact that Jikook is a popular ship. Some may have something to do with the fact that, shipping aside, Jikook is a well-promoted unit by Big Hit.

I don't feel confident saying it's one or another most of the time, partly because I imagine that tension comes from a mix of different things. What I do feel confident saying is that the three of them love each other a lot.

Jungkook and Jimin have a silly, somewhat raunchy relationship. Taehyung and Jimin have a very sweet relationship, the kind where they can sit quietly on a video call for a significant length of time, just being with each other. The Vminkook V Live from November 2021 in LA should be proof enough that these three have a good relationship, I think, regardless of whatever romantic entanglements may or may not be involved within their trio.

More on this topic:

So what about Jikook?

Jungkook Going to Japan with Jimin

Why are there leaked photos of Jikook but not Taekook?

Do I think Jimin unfairly promotes Jikook?

Is Jungkook more affectionate with Jimin than Taehyung?

What’s with the weird tension between Vminkook?

Follow-up on Vminkook tension

With more Jikook content than TK content, why believe in TK?

How do you think the other members feel about Taekook?

If my read on the relationship between Taehyung and Jungkook is correct -- that they're together and have been for a long time -- then I expect all of the members are well aware of this and are supportive about it. I think there's evidence to suggest that many of them, if not all of them, have stepped in to try to keep Taehyung and Jungkook discrete over the years, but it's clear to me that all of the members love each other, and I believe there's plenty of proof that all of them love and support Taekook both as individuals and together, even if they have felt the need at various times to encourage them to behave differently.

More on this topic:

Members’ Dynamics with Taekook

Taekook and Namjoon at Bang Bang Con

Yoongi’s Long “I Love You” Text

Do you think Taekook will ever come out? Do you think their families and friends know about them?

I doubt very much that Taehyung and Jungkook will ever "come out" in any sort of public, formal way. I've been told and have read in various places that "coming out" officially like this is a very Western thing to do anyway, but even setting that aside, I don't think there's any reason that if Taekook are together, they would need to do something like that.

Personally, I feel pretty confident in thinking that if they are together, their friends and family probably all know about it, because they've both been relatively open with their identities even publicly, and because they have strong, close relationships with their families.

If they've been together for a long time, it would just seem to make sense that their families know about it. Beyond that, as long as they can interact in ways that feel freeing and comfortable for them, why would they need to risk the consequences of coming out more publicly than that? I think that in the past, they did chafe against the restrictions on them, but it seems to me like they've found a balance between keeping the necessary privacy and being able to live as their authentic selves. I hope for their sakes that I'm right about that, because they, like everyone, deserve to have that freedom and happiness.

More on this topic:

Do I think their parents know about them?

"Coming Out” is a Western Concept

Do you think Taekook have ever broken up/had an off period/dated other people?

No, I don't think it's likely that, assuming Taekook are together now, they've ever broken up for any significant length of time, or that they have any kind of arrangement that would allow them to see other people while still together.

I think this for several reasons, including the fact that they've admitted themselves to be pretty possessive people where romantic partners are concerned, there doesn't seem to me to be any significant length of time where they've been demonstrably less close, and I imagine that if there were a breakup within the group, the tension that would result from that would be extremely difficult to hide.

More on this topic:

Do I think Taekook have ever dated anyone else?

(My) Taekook Timeline

What are your favorite Taekook moments?

I have so, so many favorite moments. A few that come immediately to mind are the DNA moment from Day 4 in Las Vegas, the GDA 2020 cuddle moment, the Harry Styles concert, basically every interaction they had in In the Soop season one (with the exception of their conversation, which I have a whole post addressing and while I don't see anything inherently wrong with it, I don't find it particularly interesting for its own sake).

I love Taekook when they're being soft together probably the most, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't also love to see those little glimmers of tension, even when they bicker, because I feel like those moments show what they're really like, and I love getting that peek behind the curtain.

More on this topic:

Some All-Time Favorite TK Moments

Most Romantic TK Moments

GDA 2020 Cuddle

How do you explain...?

Weird TK Moments

Favorite Recent Moments (”Yet to Come” Promo and FESTA 2022)

Don’t you feel like Taehyung mentions Jungkook/shows affection more often than Jungkook mentions/shows affection to him? Is Taehyung more invested than Jungkook is?

This is an idea that’s been cropping up a lot lately, but I strongly feel that the answer is no. I think Taehyung and Jungkook are just different people and they have different ways of expressing their love and affection, both for each other and for others as well.

Taehyung is very physically affectionate and focused on words of affirmation. As a result, he touches Jungkook a lot and talks about Jungkook a lot. Jungkook, on the other hand, has grown to be a pretty private person, and keeps a lot very close to his chest. He tends to show his affection through acts of service, like giving massages and making food. I think that between the types of love languages they have, and the fact that Taehyung is a bit more open when it comes to this sort of thing, we just see and hear more about it from Tae.

He tends to show smaller but more consistent displays of affection, such as putting his hand on Jungkook’s shoulder and mentioning him to ARMY when he goes live. Jungkook, on the other hand, isn’t as forthcoming and is less likely to display these small moments of affection (though he does still do it pretty often, just less frequently than Taehyung), but he’s more likely to show a sudden, much bigger/more dramatic display, such as sitting on Taehyung’s lap in Vegas.

In other words, I think Taehyung is casual but consistent, whereas Jungkook is a little less frequent with it, but more intense, especially if you’re keeping an eye out, since he often lets out a lot more of his affection when he isn’t the focus of attention.

Ultimately, I do think we see Jungkook’s love and adoration for Taehyung come out in obvious ways less often than we see Taehyung’s for him, but we still see it consistently -- we just have to be open to seeing it in the ways he shows it, rather than expecting him to show it the same way Taehyung does.

More on this topic:

Recent Differences in Taekook’s Behavior (TK in 2022)

Is Jungkook disinterested in Taehyung?

Anecdotal Experiences from Followers

Jungkook Not Responding to Tae

Taehyung Mentions Jungkook More Often than Jungkook Mentions Him

What do you think Taekook's relationship is like? Do you think they're as jealous as some people believe?

I think we have a tendency to conflate possessiveness and jealousy in this fandom. They're not the same thing. Jealousy is an emotion that can come out of possessiveness, but it can also be caused by other things, and possessiveness itself doesn't necessarily have to lead to jealousy either. I do think Jungkook and Taehyung are both naturally possessive people -- and if they've been in a relationship for a long time, I think it's very likely that this trait has been not only allowed but encouraged in each of them over the years.

I don't think this is something that should be romanticized, but I also don't think it's something that needs to be seen as inherently negative. I do think there are some examples of what seem to be pretty clear jealousy expressed by both Taehyung and Jungkook toward other people at various times over the years, but I haven't seen anything I would call jealous behavior from either of them in content from the last few years, which suggests to me that they have a level of security in their relationship which keeps them from feeling or expressing that emotion as much these days.

I think that if they ever do feel jealousy where the members specifically are concerned, it's likely because they've felt jealous that the others can interact as freely with one another as they like when Taehyung and Jungkook have restrictions -- but that's just a guess based on how generally touchy and affectionate BTS is as a group.

Where possessiveness itself is concerned, yes, I think this is something both Taehyung and Jungkook feel and engage with. There are examples of them displaying it, from things as obvious as putting a stop to moments of fanservice to those as subtle as asking for a particular kind of snack when it's the other's turn to grab something because there's an inherent sense of shared possession of anything that one or the other of them has.

As I mentioned, I don't think this is an inherently bad thing, as long as it doesn't stop either of them from doing what they want to do, expressing themselves freely, etc. Frankly it seems to be something they're both into and appreciative of, so I say let them have their fun.

More on this topic:

Jealousy vs. Possessiveness

Jealousy Moments

What do you think Taekook's living arrangements are?

Generally speaking, I don't think we have much real information on this and therefore can't even really speculate on it, which I think is a good thing. However, if I had to guess, I would figure that they have their own places but spend most of their time together.

Just from a common sense perspective, I think it would be reasonable to assume that even if they're together, they would want to/need to have their own places on paper. It's also interesting to note that while all the members were talking about their individual homes during the FESTA 2022 dinner, Taehyung was missing from the table while the guys were talking about Jungkook's place, and Taehyung's was never mentioned at all.

Speaking of their conversation about Jungkook's place, it doesn't sound like somewhere a person would spend most of their time: extra mattresses scattered around (Jungkook clarified that the guys exaggerated the mattress situation, but did admit that he has some), laundry in the dining room -- that sort of thing does not sound like a place someone spends a lot of time.

In addition to that, when the guys had some time off after their LA concerts at the end of 2021, Taehyung went to Hawaii with his family and Jungkook went back to Korea. While there, he posted to his new Instagram about being bored and not knowing how to entertain himself when he was alone, essentially revealing (at a time when Taehyung happened to be out of the country) that he does not spend most of his time on his own.

Between that and Taehyung frequently talking about spending lots of time with Jungkook, staying up late gaming with Jungkook, Jungkook getting up early these days, etc., I think it makes sense to guess that they spend a lot of their living/non-working time together in the same space.

More on this topic:

What do I think their living arrangements are?

Living Arrangements Past and Present

Can you recommend other places with information and discussions about Taekook?

Yes -- I only really keep up with a couple of blogs here on Tumblr, and I'm not on Twitter very much. Most of my updates and other information/content comes from YouTube, as well as original content from Big Hit. I have a whole post that lists the primary places that I personally enjoy for Taekook content.

Would you be bothered if we found out definitively that Taekook were platonic all along?

To bring things full circle: no, I wouldn't be bothered, because I always try to make sure that my appreciation of their relationship, as it is, whatever it is, comes before my interpretation of it.

I don't feel it's my right or anyone else's to determine what's appropriate behavior for two people to exhibit together -- only those two people can know what's comfortable and genuine for them. Queerbaiting is a real issue, but I don't think anyone in BTS can be said to be participating in it, because I don't see any evidence that they're being manipulative. Ultimately, our interpretations of any and all of the members' relationships are our own, and our own responsibility.

I'm here because I love BTS, I enjoy Taekook's interactions, and I think they might be dating. It's not that deep. If it turns out they aren't dating after all, I still love BTS and enjoy Taekook's interactions. Nothing really changes for me because I have no ownership over their relationship, romantic or otherwise. I just enjoy what I get to see of it and think it's fun to talk about.

More on this topic:

Would I feel like I'd been led on if Taekook isn't real?

Have TK crossed a line?

BTS, Fanservice, and Queerbaiting

#frequently asked questions

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incorrectbts69 · 2 years

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*a loud thud*

Jin: is everyone ok?

Namjoon: my socks just fell

Jin: that was loud for some sock

Namjoon: yeah I was still wearing them

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yoongsdt · 2 years

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Namjoon: How did none of you hear what I just said? Jungkook: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Hoseok: I got distracted about halfway through. Seokjin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#bts #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect bts chats #namjoon #rm #seokjin #jin #yoongi #suga #hoseok #jhope #jimin #taehyung #v #jungkook #kpop

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whyse7vn · 5 months

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OLD YOONGI -

[ min yoongi x reader ]

YOONGI :3

you have 1 miss call from yoongi :3

yoongi: i’m killing myself

you have 2 miss calls from yoongi :3

yoongi: do you want me to kill myself?

y/n: send a picture of ur face rn

yoongi: why didn’t you answer??

y/n: shut up and send

yoongi: why?

y/n: cuz i asked

yoongi: you demanded

y/n: ur into that

yoongi: shut up

y/n: :p

ur face

pls

yoongi: no

ur just gonna say something weird

y/n: i won’t

yoongi: whatever

y/n:

got me twiddling my thumbs and shit🥰

ur such a cutie

let’s do a blood bond

no joke i’m so hard rn

yoongi: …

y/n: want proof????

yoongi: talk to me like a normal girlfriend

y/n: hello amazing beautiful boyfriend

yoongi: ew???

y/n: pookie??

yoongi: leave me alone

y/n: you literally called me?

yoongi: and you didn’t answer

y/n: just say ur obsessed with me…

yoongi: going to the coffee shop

y/n: WITHOUT ME???

fucking snake oh my god

yoongi: what do you want??

y/n: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: ur making me sick

y/n: stop being mean to me

yoongi: sorry :3

what do you want pretty

y/n: your mouth against my mouth

yoongi: ok bye

y/n: boooo ur boring

yoongi: don’t be upset with me when i come home with no coffee for you

y/n: what are you getting

yoongi: vanilla latte

7 espresso shots

y/n: bro????????????????

you might as well do cocaine what the hell

yoongi: who is bro?

y/n: i want to fuck u rn

btw

if you didn’t know

now you do

yoongi: ur real strange

y/n: i can be strange in bed

yoongi: no thanks???

y/n: just tell me to shoot myself in the head fuck

yoongi: wtf are you even talking about rn

y/n: yoongi don’t you get tired of pretending ur not deeply in love with me and would literally ask how high if i said jump

yoongi: what do you want from this fucking coffee shop oh my god

i’m almost there

y/n: ur so in love with me it’s actually overbearing

yoongi: i’m blocking you

y/n: what would you do if i kissed namjoon

yoongi: ????

why would you do that??

stop asking me stupid questions

y/n: i just want to know

yoongi: stop talking

y/n: if i stop talking that means i’m dead

yoongi: i can’t wait till that day comes

y/n: ummm what the hell

ur literally gonna die first

ur 30……

yoongi: how do you know i’m gonna die first

you god or something??

y/n: baby ur 30

yoongi: i’m aware

y/n: im gald you understand

yoongi: ?

whatever

getting u a iced caramel frappe thing ok??

don’t want it don’t care

y/n: when he knows ur order 😍

yoongi: nvm i’m not getting it for you actually

y/n: when he’s broke and ugly 🤬

yoongi: 😐

y/n: i’ll lick you head to toe

i lied i’m sorry

ur not ugly

AT ALL

yk that baby

yoongi: but i’m broke?

y/n: maybe idk

you not wanting to buy me the drink says a lot….

yoongi: whatever don’t care anymore

y/n: you’re a liar

you literally almost cried just now

yoongi: no i didn’t

y/n: you did

yoongi: not

y/n: i love u

yoongi: ok

y/n: say it back stupid bitch

yoongi: i love you

y/n: <3333333333333333333

yoongi: this is toxic

y/n: me and namjoon are toxic

yoongi: there is no you and namjoon

y/n: can i dream in peace

yoongi: shut up

cuz what if i said

y/n: NO DON’T SAY ANYTHING

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TJROW UP

DONT PLS -£/££/£2&:&:£:£.£

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞

BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ILL LITERALLY CRY IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WOMANS NAME

yoongi: but you can talk about namjoon??

idk this doesn’t seem fair love :/

y/n: don’t even know a namjoon

is that a fruit or something????????

yoongi: that’s what i thought

y/n: shut the hell up

yoongi: :3

y/n: random question but are you single lol

yoongi: no

y/n: damn that’s crazy

i hope she dies

yoongi: me too

y/n: WOOOOOWWWWW

yoongi: idk what you expect me to say

y/n: dni rn

yoongi: ok

y/n: ur interacting i told you NOT to

fucker

good

stupid idiot loser bitch

UGH

sighs

so like…

*tucks hair behind ear*

you come here often?😍

don’t ignore my flirting what the hell

yoongi: what do you want from me

y/n: some love and appreciation would be nice idk..

yoongi: at the coffee shop standing in line now

y/n: bet the way you standing is hot as hell

yoongi: ??

tf is actually ur issue

y/n: don’t ?? me

ur making me look insane

yoongi: you are insane

y/n: this yoongi would never treat me

like this

yoongi: ew

never show me that again

y/n: but you look so silly and edible :33

i remember the day you took this so clearly

you sent it to me and begged me

to tell you if it was ok to post or not

SIGHSSSSSSS

wow miss old yoongi

now ur just a slut whose naked all the time

yoongi: i am not naked all the time

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

what happened to my little lover boy

who would tell me he loves me 475 times a day

yoongi: i tell you i love you all the time

y/n: ok but you say it like i have a gun to ur head

yoongi: i love you

y/n: not convinced

yoongi: whatever

y/n: SIGHSS

the old yoongi wouldn’t of given up so easily

yoongi: i love you there is literally nothing more to say

y/n: old yoongi would have more words

yoongi: i reallllly love you

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

yoongi: babe…

y/n: looks left looks right

sighs

yoongi: you are great

i love you

i appreciate you

i want to kiss you

y/n: i could cry

best day of my life

i’ve never seen you this emotional yoongi

kinda off putting

you on ur period or something 💀

yoongi: ?????????????

stop talking to me

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