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danmeigirl · 7 months

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donno who is more cute Li lianhua or fox spirit 😚🥺

#cute duo #li lianhua #li xiangyi #fox spirit #mlc #mysterious lotus casebook #the lotus casebook #wuxia #funny bts #sweet as candy #pair bonding #rarepair #doggo #pets #cheng yi

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urmingirl · 10 months

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unserious kings

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caspleosvt · 15 days

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how can he be so cute & handsome at the same time?!

bonus!!

lee do- kyeom's fun time on the set xD

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Lee Do-kyeom - SVT RECORD

Lee Do Kyeom for Bally 24 F/W show

#seventeen #svt dokyeom #svtgifs #svtdaily #lee dokyeom #svt dk #dk #lee seokmin #cute #handsome #funny bts

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kuuipobangtan · 2 months

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btsmosphere · 1 year

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bts as things my friends have said #36

Jimin: if I’m going to suffer, I might as well suffer in style

#right you are jimin #life advice #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #bts incorrect #incorrect bts quotes #bts meme #funny bts #bts funny #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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justimagineok · 2 years

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2:30 series - drunk jungkook

recommended song: new by Daya

masterlist here

It's 11:37 pm, and your phone rings. The particular tone you recently defined for all the BTS members: Bad Decisions. Why the song Bad Decisions? Well, they never call just to check up on you or Jungkook. It was always something chaotic. And Jungkook not being at home plus Taehyung calling, could only mean one thing: a drunk phone call and too many people sharing a single phone.

"Call her, call her", you can hear Jungkook's voice on the other side, as soon as you answer the call.

"She already answered, stupid", Taehyung scolded the maknae.

"She did? HEY BABE! I MISS YOU! I'm GOING HOME ALREADY OKAY?", he screamed from afar, but still loud enough to receive a push from Taehyung and hiss from pain.

"Kook, are you drunk?"

"yah! I don't get drunk, babe. I get AWESOME!", Jungkook yells the last word, making you put the phone afar from your ear this time. Is this how you get when you're drunk? Wow.

"Hey,____! Missed you here", you hear Hoseok's voice and then you notice Taehyung put you on speaker.

"Hey Hobi. How drunk is he?"

"Something like…. eleventy twelve beers?! ", and then you know, Hoseok's just as drunk as Jungkook.

"I see… And who's taking care of all of you?", you can hear Jungkook laughing at your words on the other side.

"What do you mean?", Hoseok wanted to sound offended, but he just sounded even more drunk. "I'm not as drunk as I used to was, ____"

"as you used to BE, hyung!", you hear Jimin scolding the lead dancer. "Hey ____! We missed youuu"

"hi Jimin! Seems like you're all having fun, huh?", you tease him, and he laughs loudly.

" ____, I have to tell you a secret," Jimin starts to whisper like he wasn't surrounded by hundreds of people. Drunken people, but people. "I'm dating…"

"YOU ARE ?!", you yell, surprised by his words.

"Yeah, yeah", he says smugly. "I'm currently dating a tall, tall bottle of Jack Daniel's. And let me tell you… he's HOT!"

You start to laugh at how silly he is. "And he's treating you well?"

"THE BEST!", Jimin yells. "Come over, you gotta meet him!"

~at home~

"Our kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?", you hear Jungkook complaint on the other side of the house.

He takes a while to come back, while you wait to help him undress and go to bed. When he gets to your bedroom, het sits in the bed resting his head on your stomach, almost sleeping.

"babe?", Jungkook calls for you like you weren't right in front of him. His voice was much sobber than you remembered.

"Yeah?"

"You won't leave me, right?", and suddenly all of Jungkook drunkenness seems to disappear, like he wanted to make sure you knew he was being serious about his question.

"I won't. Now, take off your shirt, big boy", you try to help him, but he stops you, grabbing your hand and looking at you.

"do you promise?", he tries again. "I don't wanna live without you, ____. Stay with me, huh? Don't leave", he hugs you, and you hug him back.

"I'm not leaving, Kook. I'm right here.", you assured him. "I don't wanna live without you too. I love you so much.", you confess, and your eyes fill with tears. "Now, let's get you out of that clothes"

At that Jungkook immediately smirks.

"see…", he says, while getting up, so you can help him undress. "wanna know what rhymes with drunk?", he kisses your neck, "sex"

"First of all: these words don't rhyme, at all. Second: don't even think about that tonight, cowboy,", you pinch his side, making him yelp. "Lay down."

And he obeys, climbing to his bed and getting behind the covers. "You're giving me mixed signals here, babe.", he grumbles, already half asleep.

You lay beside him, covering him properly and looking at him, that was sleeping already.