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#incorrect leia quote
jakascoo · 2 months
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At Gotham Coffee. Jason: Can I get a large iced coffee? Leia, four years old: Can I get a cookie? Jason: We have cookies at home sweetie. Leia: We have coffee at home. Jason: ... Jason: Chocolate chip or sugar? Leia: Sugar. Jason, to cashier: And a sugar cookie please.
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sabictlali · 12 days
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Perfect interaction with your kiddo
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ventresses · 3 months
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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
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Obi-Wan, to Padmé: Seriously though, what do you see in Anakin?
Padmé: I don’t know, *sighs* he’s pretty.
Obi-Wan, under his breath: Yeah, pretty stupid.
[Requested by @ontherocks21! Hope you like it :D]
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headcanonthings · 1 year
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Luke: This white wine is delicious.
Leia: You're drinking milk.
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clqoo · 5 months
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i got bored
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overlord-of-fantasy · 28 days
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How to beat Thrawn
Leia: We need to distract these guys. Ezra: Leave it to me. Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*
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padawansuggest · 1 month
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JediTok
Anakin: *sitting on the floor with Luke, a small cut on his ankle* But what if I start to bleed out?
Luke: *looking through a box of crayon shaped bandaids to pick out the right one* You’ll be fine, it’s not even bleeding.
Leia: *showing up with a training saber in hand* Master says you didn’t bleed out in your arm because the lightsaber cauterizes as it cuts. I’m sure I could burn it closed for you.
Anakin: *glaring at an amused Obi-Wan, clearly the person filming* That’s okay, babygirl, I think Luke found the best bandaid so I’ll be okay.
Leia: Suit yourself.
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kara-ct · 8 months
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Anakin returns to Coruscant a week later than he does in ROTS because he was injured and had to be hospitalized on another planet.
Anakin: Padme, I'm back!
Padme : Ani! I'm glad to see you!
Anakin : Did you have any problems while I wasn't there?
Padme : ...
Anakin : Padme?
Padme : I was pregnant.
Anakin: What?!
Padme : You're a dad.
Anakin : WHAT??!!
Padme : Luke and Leia sleep so don't make too much noise if you go to see them.
Anakin: They are TWO ???!!!
Anakin :
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new-november-moons · 10 months
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star wars incorrect quotes *** part two
part one *** part three *** part four *** (final) part five
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biblicalbi · 10 months
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Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.
Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*
Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”
Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*
Obi-Wan: “Not again.”
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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!
*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*
Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!
Leia: no she’s got a point
Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!
Kallus: Bridger I swear
Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash
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pinksloosh · 2 years
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Anakin: Your friend Y/n is cute.
Obi-Wan: *Glares*
Anakin: It's a joke.
*Anakin’s wedding*
Obi-Wan, giving his best man speech: And then he told me it was a joke.
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Anakin: We need to stop leaving the Younglings around the Jedi Elders. I asked Ahsoka how old she’s turning and she said, “if the Force allows me to see it, 7 in June.”
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lothalacademy · 4 months
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Have some group chat shenanigans for christmas
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The fake groupchat maker
The incorrect quote generator
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Obi-wan: Anakin, NO-
Obi-wan a decade later: Ashoka, NO-
Obi-wan two decades later: Leia, NO-
Obi-wan three decades later: Luke, NO-
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