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the world of Kirby is hilarious to me because Dream Land is the happiest gumdrop rainbow world you'll ever see, and its king and all his friends like to beat the crap out of each other for fun
and then you have Meta Knight, who has such a lust for violence that he must play Fight Club with Kirby every so often, or else he goes crazy and starts blasting cities with his battleship
(and even when he is so satiated, that need to fight is what things like the Jamba Heart and ID-F86 have preyed on when they tried to brainwash him into evil)
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putting my hands on your shoulders looking directly into your eyes why are you so insistent that Dazai is faking every emotion every second of every day except when he's acting mean or evil why do you think his dark side is more true than his happier or sillier sides
do you not also have multiple facets you show different people? are we not all beautiful multifaceted individuals? are your actions and reactions not influenced by your emotions and state of mind?
can't he laugh at his own jokes? can't he fondly think of the Agency? can't he be dramatic because he wants to? can't he be surprised by something suddenly happening, even if he knew it would happen? do you not jump when the jack in the box gets out even if you were the one working the mechanism?
why would the mean persona be more real? why would any and all joy be faked? why are you only allowing him misery?
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He's the biggest kid here. Large and In Charge.
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I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc
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loser troll has finally gotten around to plagiarizing me (his shit post vs my drabble that was clearly the 'insp' for it given that he literally stole lines and dialogue). keep in mind that my drabble was posted in may of last year, recently self reblogged, and then his blog which [checks archives] didn't exist until today.
anyway if you see a blog post with a soren, sarai, callum drabble featuring sarai teaching soren how to fight in the main tags it's plagiarized/stolen work, thank you
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little something I whipped up, imagine being able to do all 3
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"And so, while he isn't as difficult to manage as I originally anticipated... I would still have less difficulty in selling my company and starting up a dairy farm. But overall, I'd grade Daniel a C+ in terms of "Ease of Protecting."
"Addendum, since Daniel is being so fussy-- I have instead decided to bump him down to a solid C instead."
"HEY!!"
Thank you to @princess-pathetic-112898 for the ask!
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just saw someone in the drive away dolls tag complaining about how pedro pascal was only going to be in the movie for five minutes and how that meant "clearly he's being exploited". bestie i'm sorry the lesbian roadtrip movie is about two lesbians on a roadtrip and not pedro pascal.
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Don't you just take the past and put it in a room in the basement and lock the door and never go in there? [...] And then you meet someone special and all you want to do is toss them the key. Say, "Open up. Step inside." But you can't. Because it's dark and there are demons, and if anybody saw how ugly it is...
-The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
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oppy is a warlock who is really, really convinced he's a bard. he doesn't get why the others keep pointing out the unearthly whispers he utters in his sleep or the demonic eyes that open around him when he casts spells. it is obviously just his musician swag
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The thing about TNG is that the space aliens and moral quandaries are always like, the least insane part of the episode
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I saw this post and thought of the opposite situation. https://www.tumblr.com/hugsandchaos/743390512031088640
Jack and Maddie get to know a ghost and realize their theories aren't always correct, and that some ghosts are actually not evil.
...And Danny's pulling at his hair because no actually that ghost is 100% evil and is just being very manipulative to them, and their theories were correct in this particular case. But he can't tell them that! D: ...So he just stays very frustrated and jittery, craving to do something but can't do anything without ruining everything.
(Tell his parents that they were actually right and the ghost is manipulating them despite how careful they are of that type of thing? No, that's a big step backward for accepting Phantom eventually. Fight the evil ghost and take his frustrations out on it? No, that's also a step backward for accepting Phantom. Aaarrgh!!)
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In all those shows, who was there in the main event? Because it sure as hell wasn't Roman Reigns!
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the moment when you realize an ai would've written a better larry show than mike waldron bc an ai would've been trained on previous loki content and thus, unlike mike, would've actually watched the films
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