Bucky: Peter is so small
Clint: come on, give the kid a break
Sam: yeah, he just hasn't had his growth spurt yet
Peter: Hey! I've had enough, I won't stand for this anymore! *slams fists on the table* ...ow *2 huge fist dents in the table*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Clint: That was VIBRANIUM!
Steve: How did you do that!?
Sam: Steve! Can you do that!?
Bucky: No, we can't
Sam: Steve. Try it.
Steve: sure!
Bucky: STEVE! NO!
Steve: *slams fists on table* *crunch* OW OW OW OW OW! I think I broke my hand!
Bucky: YOU IDIOT STEVE!
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Y'all- YouTube gave me an ad for snooping through people's phones- is this shit legal? Cause what the fuck
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i think a sex bot thought I was steve 💀
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I can't wait for my exams to be over. I've got so many fic ideas and so little time 😭
The amount of not finished fics I have is unbelievable.
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
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how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.
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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
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