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dirt-mccracken · 5 months

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As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

#sorry to be a hashtag Downer but I've been thinking that for a few years like what victory is there when war criminals live full lives #and never face charges or jail time or any sort of mandated civil restitution #what victory is there when Kissinger died peacefully at home at age 100.#and what victory will there be when loads more 20th century war criminals die out naturally? what comfort can that bring?#bc to me all it says is the Next Kissinger will get the same mercy and same immunities #personal #pol #<- kinda

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grimfantas · 2 months

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10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

#nanako dojima #persona 4 #yu narukami #ryotaro dojima #tohru adachi #a little sister... a LITTLw sister. you expect me to not fawn...? to not crumble? ok....#go on. look....... go on. GO ON!!!!! (crazed) (eye twitching) (i like these 4 and nana-chan especially)#hope you like my older design for her...#funfacts i said on twitter so i'll put on tags here:#adachi did his time in jail quick. yu's 27 and still looks the same. pretty bancho #i think nanakos signature color would change from pink to yellow. yu doesn't actually wear any yellow at all in p4g IIRC #but it is a color you associate him with the most. i want nanako to adopt that color. BUUUTTT #for self indulgent's sake she does wear pink to get yu to dote on her more. (reminds him fondly of baby nana-chan)#(AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)#oh yeah and adachi's a hag. i think his fashion is handpicked by yu probaably.#(thinking if i missed anything else) ahhhh........... nanako-chan... return for p6 or something. ok byeee!

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seasaltandcopper · 8 months

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today I discovered that in bg3 not only can your mage hand get caught doing crimes and be given the chance to talk its way out of it, but if you fail (that -5 penalty to charisma sdfsdf) the guards will take it to a jail cell

I can only imagine what kind of slapstick shenanigans happened trying to wrangle that thing along the way

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #my art #sketches #sketch comic #mage hand shenanigans #look my tav is a bit of a thief and a gremlin #mage hand gets a lot of use in this house #but this is the first time it's gone to jail #for pulling a lever no less #I laughed so hard #I don't know if this is a bug or a feature but I hope they never change it

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littledemo0n · 7 months

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Last night i was granted a vision

Bonus: its just the baby :]

#it was a dumb vision but it was MY vision #baby lich in baby jail has my heart #that world was the silliest one of all #sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #adventure time #fionna and cake #the lich #golb #golbetty #??? i think #i ended up combining both old and betty versions #finn the human #jake the dog

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ashes-in-a-jar · 8 months

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What we thought:

What we should have remembered:

What happened:

Rookie mistake

Bonus:

#mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 #JAIL TIME FOR BRENNAN! JAIL TIME FOR 1000000 YEARS!

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pedro-pascal · 4 months

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MANNY JACINTO for Psycho Bunny (2022)

#manny jacinto #mannyjacintoedit #mjacintoedit #tgpcastedit #tgpedit #starwarscastedit #swcastedit #topguncastedit #tgcastedit #tgpgifs #flawlessgentlemen #userhenri #usermichi #userairam #gaybuckybarnes #userdaniel #*#whoever shot this deserves jail time

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magpie-trinkets · 13 days

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continuing that "maya tries to contact claire" post, i present you the post-Spirit of Justice follow-up

#post that caters to ME specifically #let me first tag #ghost trick spoilers #lost future spoilers #now that that's out of the way. you know who's on that suitcase ;)#also claire is fucked up by time travel shenanigans so it's possible let's just say #also ghost powers grow and change with time sooooo. let's play with canon #layton “i have a dead girlfriend” and yomiel “i had a dead girlfriend” bisexuals #also yes the whole gang traveled to london they're just strolling around #maya had unfinished business and now that she's more powerful she's BACK #this would take place 7-or-so years after lost future/plvspw so layton is in his mid-forties here. i had to look it so correct me if im not #also yes this is a crossover AU i have rotating in my mind i love the source material and layton's and claire whole thing no shade to that #powerful narrative that made me cry #but with aa and gt magic fuckery we have the technology #also about the jail bit. that's a fic i am writing (one sentence every month)#ghost trick #professor layton #ace attorney #my art #ms paint #GOD. that wall of text is surely something

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valarinde · 14 days

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“[Louis] has never even said he’s a [vampire] yet. Won’t even say the word. The fraught complexities of what happens when you are with the right-slash-wrong person.” — Rolin Jones, Episode Insider 3

#iwtv #iwtvedit #iwtv edit #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #myedit #vampirism as a metaphor for homosexuality my beloved narrative device #he wont even Say the Word #back with: sets i never got to post while in jail and now its time for season TWO

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messrsbyler · 1 year

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i can’t believe they kept hellfire mike and short-sleeve will apart. cowards.

#jail time for whoever made this decision #byler tumblr #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #byler endgame #will byers #mike x will #will x mike

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beanghostprincess · 7 months

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me: all sanji fics are the same! it's always sanji having a breakdown over liking a man and going into an identity crisis and a spiral of internalized homophobia-

also me every time i read a sanji fic: OH MY GOD SANJI HAVING A BREAKDOWN OVER LIKING A MAN AND GOING INTO AN IDENTITY CRISIS AND A SPIRAL OF INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA THIS IS SO GOOD AWKEBFNALKEWNFLKANELKN

#tbf it's just me relating to the 'being fucking repressed' part #i'm a lesbian who dealt with comphet for a very long time okay #and i just LOVE a good internalized homophobia fic #he's so traumatized someone free him from this jail called heteronormativity #he's such a cutie patootie i wanna kiss him and hug him and tell him everything will be okay #sanji you can kiss men it's fine darling #one piece #sanji #sanuso #lusan #acesan #zosan #whatever sanji ship you like idk

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celaenaeiln · 7 months

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headcanon

The batfamily - Dick, Bruce, Jason, Tim, Damian, Steph, Duke, Cass, and Harper - knee deep in mud all tired, filthy, sweaty, and super mad, digging up the front yard because Jason buried the body of a mob lord in front of wayne manor years ago to piss off bruce but forgot where he buried it and now the city wants to pipeline maintenance work there.

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kimwexlersponytail · 3 months

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No. No. Just tell me what I need to do to change, okay? Just tell me what it is and i'll do it. Jimmy. No, Kim. You make me happy. We make each other happy. How can that be bad? Hey... I love you. I love you, too. But so what?

McWexler in Every Season

SEASON SIX

#bcsedit #better call saul #mcwexler #jimmy x kim #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #i'm sad i've officially made one of this for every season it's ovaaa :(((#they really love each other more than anything!!!! look at me i've got psychological damage up to here!!!!#despite what the haters and losers say ms rhea seehorn is absolutely correct and the ending was perfect they found their way back #and kim visiting him in jail is not the last time they see each other #mcwes #mine

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eggseabutter · 10 months

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