#jesus please don't

[camilleflyingrotten]

No wait. Aziraphale is back. -

- I'm working on lil comics of personnal headcanons about what would happen after season 2!

#good omens #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #myart #this is just silly and personal headcanon please don't get angry or anythg #also baby Jesus 2 being a She #flyingrottengoodomens

[lackadaisycal-art]

Not to go off on one but I can't believe social media has just repackaged the idea that women are unstable and thick and irresponsible and bad at maths and airheaded and pretty and spend all their money on clothes and make up but because they've slapped a fake feminist buzzword on it and a woman is making the video they've made everyone think it's a new wave of female liberation, I feel like I'm going mad

#divine feminine #feminine rage #written by a woman #girl math #girl dinner #feminism #social media discourse #i know it's a complex issue #and i'm oversimplifying #but jesus if you're a teenage girl PLEASE realise that #the essence of being a woman isn't having make up cinematically drip down your face while you shriek #and don't let people sell you feminity #divine feminine my hairy crack #everything is girl smth #smth girl

[clarinettispaghetti]

waow.. easter and tdov on the same day..

#my art #garfield #garfield fanart #tdov #trans day of visibility #trans #transgender #tw christianity #jesus christ #<- please don't let that bring the wrong crowd

[schnuffel-danny]

every polycule has the - mad scientist (himbo) - mad scientist (bi woman) - mad scientist (nonbinary creature)

Trying to learn how to draw more simple stuff faster, used the trio to practice :3

#danny phantom #vlad masters #jack fenton #maddie fenton #college trio #THEEE BELOVEDS #jack/vlad #maddie/vlad #maddie/jack/vlad #jesus fuck that's so many tags #can you three just please merge into one being so I don't have to tag so many names...

[ex0rin]

Protective Butcher | The Boys S02E05: We Gotta Go Now

+BONUS:

#this gifset brought to you by: #hughie looking pathetic #with his stupid shirt riding up #and his big doe eyes #and butcher getting to save him #butchie #billy butcher #hughie campbell #karl urban #jack quaid #the boys #cara gifs #having some feelings today don't mind me #also jesus you two please stop looking at each other like that #you're making me insane

[hipsterfrankcastle]

justified series 1 is a hilarious comedy of errors about a beautiful simpleton who must follow one rule: don't shoot people. except every day he's forced into situations where is quite literally compelled to shoot people.

walton goggins is also there.

#justified #walton goggins #the fallout to justified pipeline is one inch short #I feel like I fell asleep and Walton goggins was called Walter and now he's walton #like #what the fuck #I just think this show is so unintentionally funny #that one dude is like please don't fuck that lady #and beautiful simpleton Timothy elephant is like #im gonna fuck her #also there's one scene where Timothy elephant has the Jesus abs and all I could think about is that its always sunny podcast ep #where they're talking about the brad Pitt Jesus abs

[deltoidlover]

my first drawing since turning 20 B) their asses are so heavy

#it my bday hello #half life #half life fanart #my art #half life hecu #military #absolutely fabulous #MISTER YOUVE GOT NOTHIN #gay guys don't look at explosions #the dude with the balaclava oh my jesus please i need you

[bloody-soda]

do not let me into cas at 3 in the morning.

#i am literally posessed like how is this formal outfits they literally raising baby and don't even leave their house i need jesus #please ignore me #i am very insomniac and just wanted to come here for a secondsdjk #ok bye bye

[laismoura-art]

GUYS NOOOOO!

#bilao means dick in portuguese #please guys #for the love of god #CHANGE IT😭😭😭 #nothing against the ship itself #i don't ship it #but i don't mind it #but the name #jesus christ on a motorbike #was kunghan not available?? #was there no Brazilians to warn you??? #kung lao #bi han #bi han x kung lao #bilao #<- WTF?? #sub zero #the post is a joke #sorta

[platadesangre]

continuing the 2000 mary / judas discourse

#please don't take this too seriously #jcs 2000 #jesus christ superstar #platadesangre

[mwagneto]

yaz queen of evasive action

#i just realised last time i saw this episode was before the final 13 ep aired. I've never seen it knowing how it ends. #im abt to tear my eyeballs out this is SO much worse this way. please for the love of god HELLOOOOO PLEASE. PLEASE #IM GONNA EXPLOOODE PLEEEEEEEASE JESUS CHRIST . #chibs i will fucking find you one day just you wait. I can't do this👍 #doctor who #dw lb #thasmin #clem don't look #13th doctor #yasmin khan

[bakedbakermom]

dana scully x jagged little pill

twists of fate x "ironic" (track 10/12)

The most ironic thing about "Ironic" is that Alanis Morissette managed to write a song called "Ironic" that does not contain a single example of actual irony. (I love this song, it's an absolute banger, it's just ... not ironic.)

What the song is actually about is twists of fate - everything going right then suddenly being struck by disaster, or everything falling apart then suddenly a break goes your way. Very fitting for MSR.

Can't believe we're almost done! Only 2* more tracks to go!

#everyone please look at this one it almost killed me #i don't think i've ever restarted a gifset from scratch so many times jesus christ #the coloring the vibes the glitching #i can't even count the hours #hope those first two hurt you as much as they hurt me <3 #txf #scully x alanis #dana scully #alanis morissette #ironic #liwl makes a gif #txfedit #txf edit #txf gifset #txf fanart #my fanart #txf s7 #txf s8 #the sixth extinction #amor fati #per manum #this is not happening #existence #*hidden tracks? hidden tracks!

[we-love-morioh-cho]

No bc why did Johnny just suffer non-stop for his entire fucking life - he was abused from a young age by his shitty dad, he saw his brother die and blamed himself for it, became disabled because of an extremely minor offense during a time period where being disabled was especially hard, was abandoned in an abusive hospital and disowned by his dad who should KILL HIMSELF, made a single (1) friend only to watch him die, had the chance to bring his friend back dangled in his face, the whole fucking ordeal with alt. Diego, fell in love and had 2 kids BUT THEN IMMEDIATELY his wife started to die, stole the corpse to heal her (going against his agreement with the only 2 people from the race he had left) but then his fucking son started to die instead, finally he died by getting his head crushed by a fucking boulder at the age of only 29????!!?!??!?!?!??!!

Like he just suffered constantly and never really won and never had the life he deserved but despite EVERYTHING he showed such remarkable resilience and KINDNESS throughout his life, he SAVED Lucy and his family and loved animals and hoped for things to get better despite it all and fought so hard and came so far and even missed and grieved for his ENEMIES because of how much the race meant to him and it was all destroyed at the end despite everything he did and his legacy continued on but they'll never know what we know and its been 100 years and he's been dead for so fucking long and has faded into an old folktale and all the characters from SBR are GONE and the world has moved on and time has passed and the inheritance of curses, burden and trauma through the bloodline and I miss Johnny so much and he unknowingly set in motion the curse of his descendants all to save his wife and then his son who he cherished despite being abused by his own father and how different would everything had been if he just received the love he deserved from his family and oh my god he's just like Jonathan and Jolyne and he acted out of pure love even if it went against everything he'd previously fought for because he is so incredibly human and even though he's gone and his descendants will never know him, his sacrifice and love and resilience persists through them and we know that but they can't and -

#steel ball run spoilers #jojolion spoilers #reading jojolion #joestar family #mine #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #text #gif #emotional #analysis #steel ball run #jojolion #johnny joestar #whywhywhywhywhywhy #sorry this is an incoherent mess but jesus christ #some of this is bordering on headcanon but idc I'm going through it rn seeing what became of johnny my friend johnny #I knew we saw his death in part 8 but barely knew the details... so much worse than what I was expecting #haven't finished jjl yet please god don't add more context to make this shit worse please #I at least know lucy shows up later in a flashback but I'm so scared now #because if lucy suffered after sbr for even a moment I'm throwing myself into traffic frfr #you think this post is bad you just wait for that

[gildeddlily]

my honest reaction when blue lock

#he's talking ab kaiser and ness! too bad i'm alr in love with them #at first i was afraid bc someone in a fic called kaiser a nazi and I was like UH??? but now i'm reading the manga and he isn't!!! #at least i hope (please jesus don't do this to me i may be your toughest soldier but i'll break all the same) #i have so many screenshots #im gonna post a miles long thing with every one of them i swear to god #I FUCKING HATE SOCCER #blue lock #bachira meguru #michael kaiser #isagi yoichi #alexis ness #he's so pretty omfg i need to eat him

[mayasaura]

There's a weird kind of tension I feel being in the Locked Tomb fandom without being Christian. Especially having grown up in a heavily Christian part of the world, constantly surrounded by pressure to convert.

I don't only mean the constant low grade cultural pressure underpinning daily life, though I mean that too. I mean I get accosted in the street by missionaries. I mean I was first told I was going to hell when I was four years old, by a babysitter who would only let me watch Veggie Tales. I've had a man handing out leaflets follow me around attempting to lay his hands on my head or shoulders while reciting what I think a Catholic friend later told me was called the Sinner's Prayer, cajoling me to repeat after him. My grandfather died after being unable to find a support group that wasn't rooted in the christian faith, and didn't therefore require him to violate his religious beliefs.

Which is all taking the long way around to saying I don't really vibe heavy with the series' christian subtext. I like to enjoy the story primarily through other lenses.

But at the same time the symbolism is there, and intentional, and doing a lot of very interesting things. So I am paying attention to it. I try to consider it an interesting mythological theme, like the classical Greek references. It usually works, but maintaining that distance can be a struggle.

I don't really have a conclusion here. It's just a weird place to be. The draw of wanting to connect the dots, to appreciate the intricate symbolic art, at war with... all that, and with the creeping anxiety that whispers: how much of a philosophy can you know before you get filled up with it? Is there ever a point where you are what you know, whether you want to be or not?

#so yeah #I'm not likely to get very in depth with christian interpretations #because when I try to consider thing from that perpective there's a small animal in the back of my mind that starts tearing itself to piece #like a rat in a glue trap #to be clear this isn't about animosity #I hope there are people writing very deep essays about how Gideon is Jesus is Harrow and Thomas and Peter and all those guys #I might write some myself framed as literary references #I am glad people send me references and connections they make and make predictions from them #I love getting those messages! #this is just about the small animal which is me dying in a glue trap #and how pretending it isn't there only makes it worse #please don't let my weird second hand smoking style religious trauma dissuade ypu from sending me your theories #op

[ghostsmp3]

THE CHOSEN - 2x01 "Thunder"

I was in His inmost circle. He loved me.

#don't think the show about jesus is supposed to make you wanna scream into a pillow but here we are #non christian friends please look away i am going through something so personal #the chosen #the chosen tv #john the apostle #the beloved disciple #jesus #jesus x john #george xanthis #jonathan roumie #christianity #religion