The man, the myth, the legend...and the birthday boy.
January 1: Happy birthday to this ridiculous, multi-talented overachiever. You were born and there were literally fireworks. The universe absolutely knew what's up.
Mark Lesser who voiced Joey in the French Dub of F.R.I.E.N.D.S is also the voice of Son Gohan, Future Trunks and Gojo Satoru (also Broly movie 8 and Super but I'm too lazy to draw him).
u guys know I am constantly determined to consider all canon and fit it into something comprehensible and examine characters with their flaws and all.... Except for Joey Wilson, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life and also hasn't appeared in a comic since 1990, and nothing that's happened is his fault ok. I'm sorry they keep doing this to you, king.
i have read a lot of bad comics for a lot of different reasons, but I think Joey is the winner of most awful comics I have read exclusively to catch a glimpse of him. ps if he doesn't have curly hair i don't want to see it
So I was tagged by the lovely @direwombat! So thank you so much again hun, I love doing things like this! 💜 If you’d like to do it I will be tagging @deputyash, @strafethesesinners, @schoute, @calamitycowboy, @teamhawkeye, and @theuwuscrolls and anyone else who wishes to do this is welcome to tag me! ☺️
Blythe doesn’t actually have a set pairing, I just write her with whoever I get the idea or inspiration for so that I don’t end up having 252738 different oc’s lol. So I’m just picking one song for 7 of the possible au pairings she could have, you’re welcome to do it this way if you’d like or you can do it the original 5 otp way!
My Prayer - The Platters ; Jacob Seed
My prayer is to linger with you / At the end of the day / In a dream that’s divine / My prayer is a rapture in blue / With the world far away / And your lips close to mine / Tonight while our hearts are aglow / Oh tell me the words, that I’m longing to hear
Running Up That Hill - aeseaes ; Joseph Seed
You don’t wanna hurt me / But see how deep the bullet lies / Unaware, I’m tearin’ you asunder / Oh, there is thunder in our hearts / Is there so much hate for the ones we love? / Oh, tell me, we both matter, don’t we? / You, it’s you and me
Arcade - Duncan Laurence ; John Seed
I’m afraid of all I am / My mind feels like a foreign land / Silence ringing inside my head / Please carry me, carry me, carry me home / I’ve spent all of the love I’ve saved / We were always a losing game / Small town boy in a big arcade / I got addicted to a losing game / All I know, all I know / Loving you is a losing game
Work Song - Hozier ; Faith Seed
And I was burnin’ up a fever / I didn’t care much how long I lived / But I swear I thought I dreamed her / She never asked me once about the wrong I did / When my time comes around / Lay me gently in the cold dark earth / No grave can hold my body down / I’ll crawl home to her
Train Wreck - James Arthur ; Joey Hudson
Hey, should I pray? Should I pray? / To myself? To a God? To a saviour who can / Unbreak the broken / Unsay these spoken words / Find hope in the hopeless / Pull me out of the train wreck / Unburn the ashes / Unchain the reactions / I’m not ready to die, not yet / Pull me out of the train wreck
The Night We Met - Lord Huron ; Staci Pratt
When the night was full of terrors / And your eyes were filled with tears / When you had not touched me yet / Oh, take me back to the night we met / I had all and then most of you / Some and now none of you / Take me back to the night we met
From Eden - Hozier ; Eli Palmer
Honey you’re familiar like my mirror years ago / Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword / Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know / I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door / Babe, there’s something wretched about this / Something so precious about this / Oh what a sin
Got a selfship request for ya and I would like to use the second template if that's ok :) It's a Joey Wheeler x OC ship!
My OC's name is Athena, she's 25 (born on Christmas Day), height is 5'11, and she's African-American. The ship name is Jathena!
As for the form, Athena is an ambivert but leans more towards the introverted side. She's more cooperative than competitive but definitely has her moments of pride. Athena leans heavily towards the frequently argues side and it takes a lot to make her cry so she leans heavily on the never cries side as well.
She'll definitely confess first and is overprotective AF 😅 Athena is more secretive but will slowly open up with time. Because of her Marine background, she's definitely more formal and doesn't care for casual clothes. Athena prefers to do favors than give gifts (which would be mostly cash anyways 😅), she only likes heavy music, she's very sporty, and she can cook but she's definitely no Gordon Ramsey!
Athena is reserved and the only PDA she likes are hugs and small kisses. She's dominant without a doubt as well as hot. She's more kinky than vanilla but not by much.
I hope all this information was good enough and here's a picture of Athena that I made here!
Selfship Post 💖 Yu-gi-oh!
Athena x Joey
Of course! Hope you enjoy this as much as I did making it. I loved the avatar maker you used for your OC! So beautiful.
Coming to you all soon: The 2023 Grand Himbo Tournament!!
Inspired by the @nonbiney-swag-competition mainly, created and hosted by @makerofmadness
edit: guys it's already started pleas catch up I can't tell everyone who thinks it hasn't started yet dndndndndndn
Edit 2; The tournament has officially concluded! Thanks for your participation, I will still be using this blog for helping spread other tournaments, and also posting cringe
Welcome one and all, to the most ambitious tournament probably so far (that is to say, I chose way too many characters but in my defense I had found a blank template for a smash bros character roster thing and wanted to fill the whole thing up, even if I had to turn to the dark side to do so for one or two picks): The 2023 Himboff!
Round 1 Part 1 will begin on Friday, hopefully giving everyone enough time to prepare themselves for battle (I describe this as if it's a war and not a tumblr pollnament-).
EDIT: Yes I am being told that I may have included characters who may not fit the himbo criteria perfectly but in my defense i am not in every fandom and my research consisted of furious googling so if google lied to me then blame that
Now, without further ado, here is our roster!!
The himbos, in order from top to bottom, left to right:
Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)
Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)
Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale)
John F Kennedy (Clone High)
Joseph Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
Fred Jones (Scooby Doo)
Knuckles (Sonic Boom)
Chandlo Funkbun (Bugsnax)
Hercules (Hercules)
Milo (Pokémon)
Tom Dupain (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir)
Jake English (Homestuck)
Launchpad McQuack (Ducktales)
King Dedede (Kirby)
Jonathan Joestar (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Lupin III (Lupin III)
Bolin (The Legend of Korra)
Big the Cat (Sonic)
Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Maui (Moana)
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
Sun Wukong (RWBY)
Terra (Kingdom Hearts)
Dimitri (Fire Emblem)
Brock (Pokémon)
Emile (How Not to Summon a Demon Lord)
Galo Thymos (Promare)
Gladiolus Amicitia (Final Fantasy)
Groose (The Legend of Zelda)
Hector (Fire Emblem)
Gonta Gokuhara (Danganronpa)
Indus Tarbella (Epithet Erased)
Tyko (Harmoknight)
Okuyasu Nijimura (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Toshinori Yagi (My Hero Academia)
Zeke von Genbu (Xenoblade)
Reyn (Xenoblade)
Koichi Zenigata (Lupin III)
Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
Killer T Cell (Cells at Work!)
Jean Pierre Polnareff (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Muscle Cookie (Cookie Run)
Flynn Rider (Tangled)
Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog)
Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants)
Kofu (Pokémon)
Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Larry the Lobster (Spongebob SquarePants)
Ralph (Wreck-It Ralph)
King Fergus (Brave)
Kyojuro Rengoku (Demon Slayer)
Joey Tribbiani (Friends)
Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)
Jason Mendoza (The Good Place)
Troy Barnes (Community)
Kamina (Gurren Lagann)
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia) (sincere apologies)
Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)
Thor (Marvel)
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl)
Valhallen (Powerpuff Girls)
He-Man (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption)
Leon (Pokémon)
Sam (Stardew Valley)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)
Clawd Wolf (Monster High)
Guillermo (Himbo Harem Homicide)
Galio (League of Legends)
Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia)
See you all on Friday for when the Himboff commences!
GENT Corporation belongs to Joey Drew Studios. Aka from batim. I don't own it. This is just an AU. This is NOT canon in actual bendy and the ink machine. Don't take most things seriously.
This is a side part of @babitim-royal-au
It's In the Experiment
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Felix The Cat had been working for Mr. Cuphead for 14 years. Mr. Cuphead ran out of jobs for Felix to do. So, he sent a letter to a place he was partnered up with, the GENT Corporation. Where they experiment with the Ink Machine. They're the keepers of it since it had been fixed. The owners of the corporation being Allen Grey and his partner Oswald Rabbit, Felix's husband. Felix was accepted. The place allowed any kind of experiments, even ones that kill the subjects. The Ink Machine is a cure for ink illness. But it holds so much more than that.
In this time, he'd been working there for 6 years.
Characters to ask to
Felix The Cat
Oswald The Lucky Rabbit
Poindexter (occasionally helps Felix with experiments)
Rosco
Kitty Kat (Mourge worker)
Sheba Beboporeba (Felix's Assistant)
The Professor
Alex The Cat
[Alex doesn't work there but is Felix's cousin and enemy]
(Extras being Wally Franks, Henry Stein, Thomas Connor, Allen Grey (my ver.)
Female characters work in the morgue or as assistant's.
My OC's: Vicious Tabby and Cheshire Spot
Most people are cats apparently-
Extra:
Entry 1
Warning. Felix can be unhinged sometimes.
It will be in black and white.
Template for a document (please credit me if used)
After taking a long break from agere, I’m finally starting to get back into it again. Here, I hope to post some small space outfits and moodboards, wholesome uplifts, my kitty, maybe some fanfic headcanons and art, too. I just wanna have some fun and be a kiddo.🌈
So this is my new agere account! If you would like to follow my non-agere main, feel free to ask!🤘
💙ABOUT ME~
Name: AJ
Nickname(s): little booger, button, pancake, dog boy, bubble
Age: 30 (going on 2)
Small age range(s): anywhere between 0-13. It changes constantly.
Gender: Nonbinary/Genderfluid
Pronouns: any, but he/him is preferred
Sexuality: Aromantic(?) Asexual
Status: single
(Cliff Burton is kinda like my "imaginary cg"/guardian. I talk to his photo a lot, and he brings me an incredibly HUGE amount of comfort.❤️)
Also: I am neurodivergent. I have C-PTSD, borderline personality disorder, major depressive disorder, and bipolar disorder. I also have a lot of autistic characteristics, but I've had no luck being officially diagnosed. I have neurocognitive issues that can make things very difficult.
Big Special Interests: art, jewelry-making, Uglydolls, music, Metallica, writing, fashion/moodboards, tarot, cooking, Pinterest, toy-collecting
Small Special Interests: rattles, plushies, stickers, crafts and coloring, chewies (teethers), dolls of all kinds, kandi-making, anime and cartoons I grew up with, game shows, naps
🔶️Important info: Please be gentle. I use agere to cope with several traumas. It can be involuntary.
I can sometimes experience verbal shutdown while in tiny space.
If I ever need to speak on topics that may be triggering, or use curse words, I will ALWAYS use content warnings!
I try to use tone indicators (I am not very good with understanding some humor, and sarcasm/passive-aggressiveness.)
I like things that are familiar, so I tend to repeat media such as songs, movies, and television shows. I get very uncomfortable when my patterns are broken.
Reblog-heavy at times.
I do not use certain terms that may be commonly used in agere (for personal reasons, but it doesn’t bother me if others do.) Examples: Instead of “littlespace” I prefer “small space”; Instead of “paci” I prefer “binky/bink”. I do not use caregiver terms such as “mommy/mama” or “daddy/dada”. I don’t even use the term “caregiver” too often; I prefer “guardian” or "Bubby" but I may use "cg" as an easier way for others to understand.
I’m always looking to talk with new people, so my DMs are always open!
I can be kinda shy and awkward. I can also be kinda photo-spammy sometimes. Also, my memory is terrible, so I might repeat things without realizing.
Thanks for reading!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
(Agere ID template by @zack-agere )
❌️DO NOT INTERACT~
MAPs/Ped0ph1les, a/b/d/l, d/d/l/g, any other k1nk variants, anything NSFW, n4zi/racist, anti-lgbtq+, anti-agere, and other yucky mean people!!
Tagging some people that said they adore Cal, just to feed their crushes a bit esp with the story video <3 (hope you all don't mind) @josephslittledeputy @trench-rot @poisonedtruth
I'm low-key laughing at the username I came up with for Hurk. I'm so happy I managed to complete Cal's edits today too and finally putting my ideas for his IG together.
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Closer look at posts:
fishing trip with Sabrina, a picture from Sabrina's Birthday party Joey threw for her, Calahan just raging at John's sign (totally no foreshadowing here), Zorro's first "drive" (*hilarious lore on that little dude below the cut)
Story: Making breakfast <3
*(pre Reaping) Zorro is a pesky racoon that kept sneaking into Calahan's cabin no matter how many times he threw Tiny out. At one point he even put him in his car and drove him miles away in attempt to get rid of him, then days later, he comes home from work and finds Zorro scratching at his front door. Since then he basically adopted Zorro, including getting him a collar so he'd tell him apart. Tiny has gotten so good at following instructions too.
(during the Reaping) More to be revealed in upcoming chapters, but I find it hilarious to picture Calahan sitting at a campfire, Zorro by his side, his only option for making "conversation", when a bunch of Peggies show up and chaos ensues...
And John... he'd be like:
"YOU HAVE A PET RACOON, DEPUTY?"
Calahan: "Don't you touch him, sinnerman. One, I'm gonna go John Wick on your ass. Two, he'd probably eat your face. Actually, change of plans, try to touch Zorro."
Alright, guys, I have the template right here. I am planning on beginning the polls as quickly as possible, also credits to @/ mad-scientist-showdown for the original template.
You can still submit propaganda for any of these characters, (a few of em still have none :< )
Characters below the cut
Batch A...
Ash and Pikachu Vs Prompto Argentum and Noctis Lucis Caelum (Final Fantasy XV)
Tatsuhisa Kamijo and Yuga Ohdo Vs Nabu and Riven (Winx Club)
Iruma Suzuki, Asmodeus Alice and Clara Valac (Welcome to the Demon School! Iruma-Kun) Vs Rowley Jefferson and Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy kid)
Buhdeuce and SwaySway(BreadWinners) Vs Riz Gukgak and Fabian Aramaris Seacaster (Dimension 20's Fantasy High)
Gus and Hunter (The Owl House) Vs Kiri Sully and Spider Socorro (Avatar: The Way of Water)
Ashlynn Ella and Briar Beauty (Ever after high) Vs Scott McCall and Stiles Stilinksi (Teen Wolf)
Andre and Tori(Victorious) Vs Hailey Banks and Scott Denoga(Hailey's On it)
Alexa and Liana (Barbie and The Diamond Castle) Vs Longtae and Tian (A tale of 1000 stars)
Batch B...
Maya and Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) Vs Anne Boonchuy and Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)
Stan and Ford (Gravity Falls) Vs Jack and Legosi (Beastars)
Mercedes and Anette(Fireemblem) Vs Phineas and Ferb
Flynn and Julie (Julie and the Phantoms) Vs Mei and MK (Lego Monkie Kid)
Mario and Luigi (Super Mario) Vs Spongebob and Patrick
Kaede Akamatsu and Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa V3) Vs Mordecai and Rigby (Regular show)
Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings) Vs Pete and Porsche (Kinnporsche: The series)
Wayne and Raj (TD) Vs Ink and Pat (Bad Buddy)
Batch C...
Lilo and Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) Vs Sakura Kinomoto and Tomoyo Daidouji (Card Captor Sakura)
Noel Levile and Claire Elford (Witch's heart) Vs Kipo and Wolf (Kipo and the age of Wonderbeasts)
Cuphead and Mugman Vs William "Bill" S. Preston and Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill and Ted's excellent adventure)
Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano (Phineas and Ferb) Vs Tsukishima Kei and Yamaguchi Tadashi (Haikyuu!)
Johnny Test and Dukey (Johnny Test!) Vs Ken and Hideyoshi (Tokyo Ghoul)
Magolor and Marx Vs Ja'far and Sinbad
Ponyboy Curtis and Johnny Cade (The Outsiders) Vs Valt Aoi and Shu Kurenia (Beyblade Burst)
Sonic and Miles (Tails) Prower Vs Dr. Doofinshmirtz and Perry The Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
Batch D....
Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Alya Cesaire (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and ChatNoir) Vs Anakin Skywalker and R2D2 (StarWars)
Sam Puckett and Carly Shay (iCarly) Vs Joe Tazuna and Sara Chidouin
Sogo and Geiz (Karmen Rider) Vs Molly and Scratch (The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Glimmer and Bow(Shera-Princess of Power) Vs Ed Burger and Isabel Guerra (Paranatural)
Robin Buckley and Steve Harrington (Stranger things) Vs Bandana Dee and Kirby (Kirby)
Yami Yugi and Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh) Vs Hurley Kane and Darren Lachance (Inazuma Eleven)
Red and Blue (Pokèmon) Vs Tiw and Tinn (My school President)
Jem and Will (Shadowhunters: The infernal devices) Vs Tiana and Charlotte (Princess and the frog)