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You know you're an OVA girl when........
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(american roadside billboard voice) HEAVEN is REAL and it is IN FLORIDA
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respectthepetty · 1 year
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GMMTV really gave us a show with:
Safe sex (showing characters use lube and condoms)
Kink and consent
Discussions about age, size, positions, female pleasure, and toxic masculinity
Non-binary representation
Masturbation every episode
Gay-straight friendships
Female friendships
AND SO MUCH MORE!
But no subtitles
We can't have it all, but we can get close.
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So so close
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jojo-heritage-posts · 2 years
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# 1 pet peeve is when people write jojo fic and then just make them normal ….. YES this is specifically about la squadra. if their hair isn’t naturally neon and their crazy names aren’t their legal ones I DON’T WANT IT ‼️‼️‼️
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crazy-fruit · 27 days
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So close to snap at my flatmate for her complaining about her "PhD struggles" right now.
By today she has one PhD position for sure (she doesn't really want it), was asked to apply for two other ones (one which she really wants and has good chances of getting) and could apply for a fourth one which she'd get as well.
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hakugreenfinch · 1 year
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sometimes i wonder if my classmates make fun of me at their drinking parties. theyre mean about teachers theyre polite with when talking to them, i kinda hope they just dont even think of me when theyre hanging out.
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guillermogirl · 2 years
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one goal i have for the week i spend hanging out with my dad in a bit is that he should start calling taika by his first name like i do. parasocial relationships my beloved
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The people I met on kik at 8 years all the way to freshman year have permanently altered me to my very core
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bellamontwasright · 1 year
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I know it's gauche to anime post on a tes blog but! I just read the most interesting jjba fanpart fic and I need people to know that Modest Mouse is hands down one of the most interesting villain ocs I've seen in any fic, period. Holy shit. That is the most fascinating case of orange-blue morality I've seen in a long ass time
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capobegone · 5 months
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Unhinged Kimetsu Academy Headcanons
-Muzan and Kagaya are cousins. They despise each other. They are forced to be civil when the extended family gets together around the holidays, and have an unspoken agreement that they have to pretend to get along for the sake of their relatives. Kagaya is much better at this than Muzan. Amane holds her tongue, but she and Kagaya talk mad shit in the car on the way home.
-Mitsuri is going to art school, and desperately wants to student-teach in Tengen’s art class. He always refuses, mainly out of a very warranted fear that his students will like her better than him. 
-When Kyojuro’s hearing is having an especially bad day, he can really struggle to speak to Obanai, who is soft spoken and wears a mask, so Kyojuro cannot read his lips. They will get stuck in loops of “what? Sorry, what?”, and Kyojuro feels bad about making Obanai take his mask off, so sometimes he’ll ask Obanai to write things down or just sign to him instead.
-When it gets especially cold outside, Tanjiro will force Inosuke to accept his coat by yammering about how much he appreciated him and how sad he would be if Inosuke caught a cold. If he gets flustered and giddy enough, Inosuke will agree to wear the coat so Tanjiro will be happy.
-During Zenitsu’s first week at the academy, he referred to the Ubuyashikis as “Beauty and the Beast”, and was overheard by Amane. Upon reporting this to Kagaya, she was shocked to find that instead of calling for discipline, Kagaya laughed his ass off for ten minutes straight and immediately adopted the nicknames. To this day, he still calls her Beauty when trying to tease her, and they have matching keychains of the enchanted rose on their work bags.
-Because he is polite, respectful, and capable of beating a grown man’s ass into the pavement if needed, many girls will approach Hakuji for protection if they are scared to walk home alone. One time he escorted Nezuko home when Tanjiro had a doctor’s appointment, and Kie rewarded him with enough bread to last him and Koyuki a week.
-Hakuji is mortified by the way he used to harass Kyojuro for a fight as a middle schooler. After marrying Koyuki, he has cleaned up his ways and become quite the gentleman, and he copes by lying to himself that the teachers have forgotten all about it. Unbeknownst to him, Kyojuro is quite excited for Hakuji to graduate so they can finally have a good old spar between martial artists.
-The Ubuyashikis are fully aware that Nakime is a spy for Kibutsuji. Kagaya lets her stay, because she has never once uncovered anything remotely useful, and he knows that she’s just a bit down on her luck and looking for a place to belong. He has faith that someday she’ll realize the error of her ways and abandon Muzan’s regime of terror. Amane is not convinced, and actively takes any chance she can get to thwart Nakime’s casual espionage.
-Tengen loves to watch anime, being the art nerd and flashy bastard that he is. His favorite is Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and he often tries to peer pressure Kyojuro into watching it. Kyojuro tends to have a hard time following what on earth is happening in that show, but he does enjoy some of the more tame ones.
-Following the Halloween festival, Kokushibo developed a casual interest in cooking. He’s gotten quite good with a bit of practice. Rumor has it that he makes an extremely good curry, and it’s become Yoriichi’s favorite.
y’all I have so many thoughts about this lmfaooo somebody SEDATE ME
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sstan-hoe · 1 year
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— 𝑊𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑂𝑢𝑡 —
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𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 — mob!bucky barnes × fem!reader
𝑆𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦 — “i don’t know what kind of wine you’re meant to have with takeout, so i got both.”
𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 — none! But listen to PERFECT from ED SHEERAN please you should really do it
𝑁𝑜𝑡𝑒 — this was requested by the lovely @bucky-barnes-diaries who gifted me with this marvelous idea, it screamed mob au where he only knows fancy but reader isn't as fancy, reblog, follow and comment !
𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑦 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡
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To say Bucky was nervous would be an understatement, he was anxious. Never before did he have a Valentine's Day as important as this one.
It was the first Valentine’s day he would celebrate with you. For weeks he had planned the perfect day, with a private screening of Jojo Rabbit and a fancy dinner afterwards. Then one night as you laid cuddled up in bed you told him how you didn’t want to do anything fancy.
You hadn't grown up in luxury or lived in it for a long time like Bucky. Of course you knew he only wanted to cherish you, but you didn't need that.
Instead your idea was to buy takeout and have a nice relaxing evening.
That wasn't on Bucky's list. However he wouldn’t do something that you didn’t want which was why he was currently in his wine cellar looking for the perfect wine. The Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru and the Coche-Dury Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru, but which wine would someone drink with takeout? Red or white? Or no wine at all? He decided to take both.
You were already buzzing with excitement, this Valentine’s day would be special which was the reason you wanted to do something normal and not fancy. In the past years you’ve never met a man quite like Bucky, he was a gentleman, cared for you, worshiped you and respected you.
Everything was finished, a set table with fresh roses, dim lights and romantic playlist you found on Spotify. Now any minute Bucky would come and sweep you off your feet.
The doorbell rang and you had to keep a giggle from coming to the surface as you skipped over to the door. Opening the wooden door it revealed Bucky, his hair pulled back into a man bun, he wore black jeans and a matching black flannel.
“Hey there handsome…,” you smirked leaning against your doorframe. Bucky mirrored your smirk and stepped closer to you. “Hello, beautiful…,” he leaned his face down, his nose almost touching yours.
In moments like these you realized once again how tall he was compared to you. Bucky’s hand grasped your cheek to kiss you, the kiss was full of passion and his tongue graced your bottom lip to ask for permission. Instantly your mouth fell open to let him in. Your tongues danced over dominance, the kiss as hot as fire.
You had to pull back for air, breathing heavily you looked into his blue eyes with a big smile. Bucky rested his forehead on yours and closed his eyes like you before he pushed you inside your flat.
“I don't know what kind of wine you’re meant to have with takeout, so I got both,” he said as you both came to a stop. A hearty laugh escaped your lips at his words, “no worries, my love,” you assured him and led him to the table.
The mob boss had a spark in his eyes as he saw how beautifully you decorated the table, “look what my pretty girl did! This looks amazing, dragul meu.” his Romanian tongue had butterflies dancing in your belly.
Bucky wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you close to kiss the crown of your head.
“Takeout is still not here…wanna dance?” you asked with a little smirk and raised eyebrows. The brunette immediately took your right hand and spun you around, “with pleasure,” he whispered against the shell of your ear as he had you flush against his chest.
He spun you back around and the music switched to ‘Perfect’ from Ed Sheeran.
His hands rested on your waist as your hands closed around his neck. Your head laid on his shoulder, trying to be as close to him as possible.
Swaying around your living room, the room was full of love. You enjoyed this moment, it should never end because this is right where you wanted to be forever. This man, he was the one you wanted to be with forever without exception.
You lifted your head and opened your eyes to see he was already looking at you with those dreamy blue eyes. The smile never left your lips, he looked perfect.
Bucky couldn’t take his eyes off you, he wondered how he deserved a woman like you. A woman who was okay with what he was doing, a woman who appreciated him, a woman who wasn’t with him for his money and a woman who accepted him with his scars.
A soft warm hand laid against his cheeks and you looked at him with this gaze, he didn’t want that to change, ever.
You were the woman he would marry, have children with, grow old with and would spend forever with. “And now I know I have met an angel in person,” Bucky began singing along quietly, his voice angelic.
“And she looks perfect,” his eyes never left yours as you tried hard not to tear up, “I don’t deserve this,” Bucky pulled you closer.
“You look perfect tonight,” he whispered the last words before he closed his lips on yours.
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I've briefly mentioned this before but I'm falling head over heels in love with how Jojo is coding Mew as living in a entirely different GENRE to the rest of the characters in the series.
Ray, Boston, Top, Sand, and Nick? They're all inhabiting the same world/genre. It's a bit grimy, it's gritty, it's messy, the morals are (50 shades of) grey... it's a young adult TV series/movie at its most angsty and hormonal and the way they act and their story arcs reflect that.
But Mew?
Mew gets a voice over introduction:
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Mew gets a "lead girl in a high school movie" wake up scene:
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Mew gets a week long montage of the guy he likes trying to woo him, a grand gesture confession (which Sand even says outright it's like something out of a romance movie), TWO full dates (in the wakeboarding everyone is there but the camera focusses on the two "couples" Chueam/April and Top/Mew), and he EVEN gets an "I like reading, it takes me somewhere else" library scene:
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All of these scenes are taken directly from the teen romances of the 90s, in fact they are literally some of the most key and recognisable scenes from any 90s teen romance worth their salt.
Mew doesn't just live in a different world to his friends, he's from a completely different genre.
@chicademartinica posted here about how Jojo is queering 90s erotic thrillers in Only Friends and I want to take that a bit further and say Jojo is actually going so far as to queer the 2 most popular representations of young adults in the 90s: the Cruel Intentionseque erotic thrillers AND uni/high school teen romance of She's All That fame.
Furthermore he's breaking down the barriers between the two. By having the two very different (also completely opposite) genres inhabit a single show, by blurring the boundaries between them, by having them leak into one another in a way their original creators never intended them too, Jojo is queering some of the most recognisable storytelling structures of some of the most popular forms of 90s media.
And now as an audience we get to sit back and watch what happens when the binary dissolves and it's probably going to be glorious chaos (followed by a deep sense of catharsis).
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orangesand-lemons-234 · 2 months
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TW: Death
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There had only ever been two deaths in the Manhattan Lodge House.
13 years ago, a 12 year old boy named Rocky. A kid who'd been in the refuge for 8 years of his life and seemed to have contracted every virus he could've caught.
He went out quietly, passing away in his sleep and never waking up. An older girl, Nifty, was the one who found him and quickly informed Kloppman, who had him buried later that week in the patch of grass outside.
The second time was after the fight.
Everybody was sleeping soundly, aside from Race and Albert. Jack was nowhere to be found, so until further notice, they were now the ones in command throughout the house. They couldn't bring themselves to fall asleep in case something were to happen, so they were trying to keep themselves awake as long as possible.
They were simply lying there, Race tracing random patterns onto Albert's thighs with his thumb, while Albert smoked his cigar, trying to relax after such a rough day.
At around 01.36, Tommy Boy rushed over to their bunk, tears spilling down his face and panic in his eyes.
"Jesus Tommy, what's happening?" Albert asked, quickly showing himself to a sitting position. "You look like you saw a ghost."
"I think I did-" He stuttered out. "Splasher ain't waking up. We shook him, said his name, slapped him a few times but he still ain't wakin' up-"
Race swung himself off the bunk, Albert following suit and running to Splashers bunk, praying to whoever was up there that the situation wasn't as bad as they were thinking.
At the bunk, Buttons could be seen holding Splashers limp body in his arms, sobbing to himself.
"Buttons...is he-" Race began, before being cut off by Buttons slowly nodding his head.
"He's gone." Buttons whispered, wiping his cheeks as dry as he could get them. "My baby brother is gone."
A few more people were starting to wake up at the noise they were all making. JoJo had caught onto what had happened, and while his shake had come back, he was ushering some of the younger kids out of the room, making the situation easier for the ones in charge.
"C'mon Ike, outta bed." He whispered, Mike asleep on his back and Mush at his side. "Yeah, we's gonna go on a little midnight walk, aye?"
"Jo, yous are shakin'." Specs uttered, putting a hand on the other boys arm. "That ain't happened in a while, you sure you's are good?"
"I'm fine." JoJo replied, walking the kids out of the room. "Call for me when we can come back in."
Specs nodded, walking over to the group at the bed.
Albert had run downstairs to go and grab Kloppman, let him know about the situation on their hands, leaving Racer, Buttons, Tommy Boy, Specs, and poor Splish-Splash.
Tommy Boy was holding onto Buttons, who was now sobbing into his shoulder. Racer had Splashers body covered with a bedsheet, a few specs of blood from his injuries seeping through.
"Christ." Race sighed, unable to break his watch on the body. "Kids only what, eight? Still had everythin' ahead of him."
Soon enough, word had spread to everybody in the room about the death, Kloppman running in with Albert beside him, confirming the fact for everyone.
That night, Splasher stayed lying on that bed with the sheet remaining atop of him.
The next morning, Finch and Henry were sent outside to dig another spot in the ground where they'd lay Splasher just a few hours later.
Much like with Rocky, it was only some of the older Newsies who went out to witness the burial.
Tommy Boy and Buttons were crying again. They'd just lost their little brother, the kid they'd practically raised throughout their childhoods. Now he was gone, just like that, all because of that stupid rally. Kind words had been said, but that doesn't bring back the most important person in their lives.
Race and Albert were dead silent, practically unable to speak from shock and fear. How had Jack done this for so long without cracking? It was their first day, and a kid had just died. They'd been told that it wasn't their fault by Kloppman numerous times, but it just couldn't sit right with them that a child died under their supervision.
JoJo was leading a small prayer service. He hadn't stopped shaking, making a short note to himself to tell the nuns how long this one seemed to be going on for. He'd been in charge of keeping the little kids occupied and distracted, but he knew deep down that there was only so long he could hide the death of one of the loudest kids in the house. He was just praying the day wouldn't be sooner but much later.
For multiple years after, they would look out the window and see the graves of Splasher and Rocky, remembering two kids who ended up dying to fend for themselves and their families.
It wasn't about pennies from that moment onwards. It was about remembering the newsies lost selling to help their family and striking to help future generations.
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vaehloveslando · 3 months
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a dor nos uniu. | João Félix
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João Félix x Mclaren! OC !driver,
Ex!Lando Norris x Mclaren! OC !driver.
summary: Lando Norris and Jhené Solána were the F1 IT couple. That was until rumors start to spiral that the brit was getting frisky with a certain footballers girlfriend.
warnings: poorly translated portuguese.
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jhenesolana home🇧🇷.
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danielriccardio: heidi keeps complaining about missing you. please come back so i can have my girlfriend back.
jhenesolana: i’ll be home in a week😂.
username: she looks so much happier when she’s in brazil.
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username: nahhh lando fumbled this??
username: he dumb as hell.
heidiberger_: i miss you 😕.
jhenesolana: i miss you too😕.
username: so ready for the 2024 season.
yourbestfriend: picture credits to the best friend ever.
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mclaren: our favorite driver 😍.
username: not admin being shadyyyy.
mclaren: i’ve picked my side.
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📍 rio de janeiro
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joaofelix79 Thank you 2023… bring it on 2024😎
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username: come back to chelsea joão.
username: wait… him and jhené are both in rio…
username: their families have been friends since they were kids. don’t make it weird.
magui_corceiro: 😍😍.
username: girl bye.
jhenesolana: you never wanna give someone photo credits🙄.
joaofelix79: créditos das fotos ao melhor fotógrafo😁.
jhenesolana
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jhenesolana: oh she’s glowing.
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username: i take moms side in the divorce.
joaofelix79: but i’m the one who can’t give credits.
jhenesolana: sorry jojo😉.
mclaren: she’s stunning.
landonorris: beautiful 😍.
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part 2????
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esha-isboogara · 2 years
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jojo relationship headcanons: the jojos
i need more anime mutuals 😫 and i’ve also had jojo brain rot for the past week. anyways this is separated into four spectate parts. one which is all six jojos. two is jobros part 1. three is jobros part 2. and part four is main villains.
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jonathan jostar ☆
•just the sweetest man you have ever met oh my god. he’s the kind of boyfriend people write love stories about
•super physical at home. always holding your hand , cuddling you , kissing you - the works. but in public he is more of a gentleman. if he feels the need to protect you he will grab your hand but for the most part he’s hands off
•nature walks >>>
•he’s thrilled that danny likes you. though he’s a bit jealous that the dog gets more affection than him some days
•jojo gets extra flustered with pet names.
• “jonathan, darling, i need help grabbing this book”.
•the man is in absolute shambles. he’s putty in your hands. at this point
•despite his buff figure he likes to be little spoon once in a while. being held makes all the burdens in his world disappear
•very straightforward yet somewhat soft spoken. if he has an issue he will address it immediately but in the kindest way possible
•he’s afraid to be vulnerable sometimes. he doesn’t want to seem weak
•a morning person !! wakes up at the crack of dawn ready to greet the day with a smile. he’s careful not to wake you up though.
•is also super open about his intentions. he plans on marrying you and having five children. it doesn’t matter if their adopted he just wants a nice big family
•does his very best no matter what so overall he’s a 1000/10
joseph jostar ☆
• the perfect mixture of a best friend and boyfriend. there is never a dull moment around jojo
•the dates he takes you on are always spontaneous and fun. late night skinny dipping , joy rides around the city , harassing ceaser. you name it
•is actually really stylish so best believe he os going to put together some matching outfits.
•and i hope you like to eat because he loves trying new foods. he pretends like it’s for the class and the rich experience but he just likes the food
•isn’t the best listener but if he needs to remember something he will. don’t worry about forgotten birthdays or anniversaries he won’t forget. can’t promise you he won’t forget his chores.
•speaking of which he loves to throw elaborate parties. it’s an every weekend affair
•likes to get dressed up and show off how gorgeous the two of you are together. he will flaunt you all around the room if he can.
•gets jealous sometimes. he’s super verbal about it. all he needs is a little reassurance.
•it doesn’t matter how long you’ve been dating he will still flirt with you like he did when you first met
•loves to dance! and yes you will be learning as well.
•you will never be bathing alone again jojo is always there for company
•when he can’t sleep he likes to brainstorm baby names with you. even if you’re one month into dating he just finds it fun
•loves to gossip with you and the girls at the cafe. it’s become a bit of a tradition
jotaro kujo (3) ☆
•a kind and giving soul, though he won’t show the outside world
•such an ass sometimes. he will put things in high places , move your stuff around or have star hide it for him. for a high school student he sure is childish.
•he doesn’t show any type of affection when you’re at school. as cold as this seems he just doesn’t want all the girls to start targeting you. he can’t bear to see his baby hurt
•your first date was an aquarium date. shocker. he loves looking at the sea life and learning about them. beach trips are quite common with him as well.
•jojo usually isn’t one to talk but with you he’s chatting your ear off. he has so much to say sometimes.
•walks you home every day after school. even if he misses a day he will walk his ass right up to that building and wait.
•he gets into fights on the regular so be prepared to get a load of first aid experience. he tries not to worry you with his wounds but they’re always visible
•hates large groups of people so lunch will be eaten on the roof. students aren’t supposed to be up there so it’s always vacant
•holly will make you and jojo a lunch. they’re always so good.
•jotaro tries to keep you away from his doting mother and grandfather but that doesn’t last for long. before you know it they’re all over you.
•you love his family though you aren’t sure what he’s so embarrassed of. they’re so sweet and fun to be around
•since he’s no good with words he’ll buy you little things. flowers,food, little stuffies. he’s even written a letter or two
josuke higashikata ☆
•this is his first relationship so be patient with the baby. most of his relationship advice comes from his mother and okayasu
•small town gossip spreads fast so i hope you didn’t want a private relationship with jojo. he is more than happy to show you off to the world
•he has only experienced relationships through movies and manga. a lot of his actions are cliche and a but cringe but he’s cute so.
•hates the aquarium. jotaro suggests it as a first date spot and josuke laughs in his face.
•holds your hand all around school. he is not shy about showing you off now that everyone knows.
•includes you in like EVERYTHING. he doesn’t want you to feel left out at any time. josuke will explain stands and all that just so you’re up to speed. don’t be scared though y/n. he won’t let anyone hurt you.
•he’s a teenage boy after all so he will try to look cool infront of you all the time. weather that’s getting into a fight or balancing on the rusty rail of a bridge.
•you and tomoko are so close!! josuke acts like he’s annoyed but he’s just so glad you’re getting along
•makes plans with you for the future. he wants to get out of morioh, get married , travel the world. don’t worry he isn’t going to pressure you.
•did someone say double dates ? koichi and josuke set up little get togethers once a month. they’re usually at tonios.
•weather you like it or not okayasu will be sit in on the double dates. doesn’t care about all the love shit he’s there for the food
giorno giovanna ☆
•treats you like royalty weather you like it or not. anything you’ve ever wanted is all yours.
•you are no longer allowed to walk the streets alone so i hope you don’t plan on doing anything shady y/n because there will always always ALWAYS be someone accompanying you
•poetry is one of his specialties so when he’s not doing anything he will write you a beautiful page and give it to you later
•wants to take you travelling. the world is a beautiful place and he wants to make sure you experience it first hand
•he isn’t home as much as he’d like to be so expect a loooot of late night phone calls
jolyne cujoh☆
•she has a bit of trouble showing love because of some childhood trauma but she’s been working on it for you
•wanna see a cool smoke trick? of course you do.
•she misses you so much while she’s locked up. your visits/phone calls is what keeps her going
•she makes you the cutest little crafts and sends them to you. it’s her way of spoiling you the best she can
•when jolyne gets out it’s full of PDA and date after date. there’s lots to make up for
•anime conventions with her are an absolute blast. she loves taking you and showing you all the things she likes
•so much shopping !! she likes to dress cool and in style so the two of you go out and get the newer clothes when they come out
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