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tybot · 2 months
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uhm, Im not gonna even try to explain this if you know you know
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scooter-sys · 1 year
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More Konrad posting! I woke up with this idea one day, idk if it's actually funny or not but you still get to see it!
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bibliobibuli25 · 7 months
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Ohhh yesssss it's that easy 🤭
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cursed-mossy-fool · 10 months
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Just found Out Necromancy's Illegal where I live
You could say I have a Bone To pick with them
[For real though WHY is necromancy illegal here?? It's a real shame..]
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Babe, I am sorry I drugged you with chloroform as you were about to brush your teeth, I REALLY need to do an anatomy project for myself and poke your lungs as you slept please don't be mad I made you an entire container of not laced chocolate mousse with espresso
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sukimas · 7 months
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touhou is a game series about working at taito corporation
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midgeonsmidgeon · 13 days
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"midgeon!" you might ask "why're you buying MORE tables?" the answer is that i need something to hold my MASSIVE EGO.
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haley-lana · 18 days
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me: how can one be the son of parking?
Kris (my coworker): ???
me: you know. parkin'son. like the disease.
Kris: ...
Kris: JAIL.
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iveneveze · 1 year
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Today they met God
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draconick · 7 months
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Just made a breakfast sandwich and I used White American cheese, which I don't usually have, and it was from the deli-counter, not the prepackaged slices, so it looked and felt like a real cheese and my brain was like "Ah yes, REAL White American cheese," but I'm pretty sure calling anything "REAL White American" would automatically make me a supremacist.
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ilikethings-0 · 1 year
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You know with all the ships I've seen Casey in all I can think about is how he took the Skittles commercials way to seriously...
This is a joke-
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sprite-real · 2 years
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They turned him into a marketable plushie my boy!!!
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beeswax-biscuits · 10 months
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knuckle tats that say BIOHAZARD
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mikeyhasthoughts · 1 year
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i know my humor is so absolutely broken bc i just saw a sign that said “ziggy” with like an arrow pointing into a parking garage and that was enough to break me ig
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nightfall-kachiniko · 2 years
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I’m sorry hawks I had to spray perfume on my kfc to not eat it because I’m bulimic and don’t feel like throwing up a chicken leg tonight ! 🫶😘😊🤙
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icarus-suraki · 1 year
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Congratulations to the UK on their orbital rocket launch. 
Not sure where they found enough fuel for that but, hey...
It’s gonna land on Germany as revenge, right?
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