#kanej will be the death of me

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Are we too young for this?

Feels like I can’t move

Sharing my heart, it’s tearing me apart

#softcore by the neighborhood #KANEJ WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME #im screaming their name at my friends randomly rn #softcore is my kanej song for the month #kanej supremacy #kanej #kanej my beloved #soft kanej #grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #sankta inej #sab #soc #grishaverse ships #s&b netflix

[neptune-scythe]

Breaking my slience (again ... I've ranted about this at least twice already but I keep thinking of fun new ways to word it whoopsie)

When Inej says she'll have Kaz without armour, she's not saying she wants a physical relationship from him

She is asking him to trust her enough to know that he doesn't need to protect himself around her, that she'll never cross his boundaries, that if he took off his armour he would be safe with her.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#keeping it short today #straight to the point #since my long rants don't usually attract the right crowd #trying all the methods to get my points across #because i will never shut up about kanej #even death won't stop me #my ghost will haunt everyone with my opinions #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #the wraith #kanej #kaz x inej

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

"I love you despite the homicidal tendencies"

-every anime ship ever try and prove me wrong I bet you can't

#YOU CANT TELL ME IM WRONG #lawlight #satosugu #sherliam #andreil #kanej #wesper #itafushi #drarry #death note #yukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #jujutsu kaisen #cyberpunk edgerunners #david x lucy #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #i know andreil is not an anime ship but it fits accurately leave me alone #vanitas x noe #aybe im the one into these ships thats why

[bitchthefuck1]

Tearing up also counts as crying.

#Inej's reunion with her parents is the only scene in these books to make me shed actual tears so she's my answer #really curious about how this will go #Matthias might do actually really well in this one. I feel like hes one of the less popular of the crows (but still beloved) but his death #will give him an edge #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #six of crows polls #polls #kuwei yul bo

[oatm3al-c00kies]

ngl now that shadow and bone has been cancelled i actually appreciate season 2 a lot more than i did when i first watched it.. like now that i know its not messing up future storylines (like inej being a pirate already and not having her own boat, the "stay in ketterdam" lines happening, kaz beating up the dregs already, generally everything being super sped through) i can appreciate that at least we got a handful of the fun and iconic stuff!! like we got to hear those actors say those lines!!! and we got to see so many great scenes!

however. i will forever be mourning the fact that we got NOOOO matthias & crows content and never will (genuinely i'm in so much pain abt this), the fact that they killed off david already, and the fact that we'll never see zoyalai come to life on the screen :((( ALSO THE FACT THAT WE LEFT OFF WITH MALINA NOT TOGETHER that was actually so cruel of them What The Hell we deserved our cute little epilogue (i know not everyone liked it but i did!!)

BUT at the same time we also wont have to worry about them messing any of that up ANDDD we dont have to see the absolutely heartshattering scene of matthias dying onscreen!!! so maybe it's Ok

#danielle galligan's cries in that scene actually might have been the death of me! #NOO I JUST REALISED WE WONT GET ANY MORE CAST CONTENT EITHER THO owww #are these hot takes? idk if these are hot takes #okay anyways. i am Coping. it's gonna be fine. #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #six of crows #alina starkov #mal oretsev #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #genya safin #david kostyk #kanej #helnik #wesper #malina #zoyalai #grishaverse

[detectivebambam]

thinking about Kanej and Andreil parallels again 😔

#i will fight Death itself to come home to you #i am broken and you cannot fix me #but i will heal myself to be better for you #oh my god #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej

[hyper-fixated-princess]

I just found this picture two minutes ago and now I can’t live without it

#kanej holding hands will be de death of me i swear #*cries in kanej* #kanej my beloved #my kanej heart is happy #soft kanej #kanej #kanej fluff #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #inej ghafa #inej x kaz #kaz x inej #six of crows spinoff #six of crows #shadow and bone spoilers #netflix shadow and bone

[restinslices]

You want the acclaim, the mother of mothers (it's not worth it, Achilles)

More poignant than fame or the taste of another (don't listen, Achilles)

But be real and just jump, you dense motherfucker (you're worth more, Achilles)

You will not be more than a rat in the gutter (so much more than a rat)

You want my opinion, my opinion you've got (no one asked your opinion)

You asked for my counsel, I gave you my thoughts (no one asked for your thoughts)

Be done with this now and jump off the roof (be done with this now and get off the roof)

Can you hear me, Achilles? I'm talking to you

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #that rat line in particular makes me think of them #kanej #they’re everything to me #they’re also tragic both alone and together #kaz’s own thoughts drag him down while Inej tries to bring him back up #Kaz is always throwing himself into death’s hands and she hates it #what if Kaz decided to let Inej go without saying anything? #they cause me physical pain #kanej angst #Slices Speaks

[atalana]

me watching sab season 2, just mentally repeating to myself: it's not an adaptation it's high budget fanfiction, it's not an adaptation it's high budget fanfiction

#YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THE BATHROOM SCENE THERE #AND THEN TRY AND CRAM EVERY GOOD KANEJ LINE INTO IT BC YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN THE SPACE FOR THEM ALL TO COME OUT NATURALLY #YOU WERE GIVEN MORE TIME THAN YOU NEEDED TO TELL A STORY AND YOU'VE *COMPACTED* IT #like don't get me wrong i love a lot of what they've done here! #but like. s1 was mirroring the soc plot. so i assumed s2 would mirror crooked kingdom #but like. s1 was MUCH lower stakes than soc and gave room for it to build from there #it was a believable prequel even with the changes made #but s2 just feels like they've tried to fit every good ck moment in here #except they've allowed no buildup whatsoever #so every good moment from the books just feels cheap as hell #and i can't imagine how they could ever try to do the book plots in a future season when they've already sucked them dry #like im only on episode 3 maybe it'll change and im still for the most part enjoying watching it #but. [internal screaming] #like what is the point of this scene if kaz isn't running on 3 days no sleep and planning to walk to his death #what is especially the point of this scene if INEJ HAS YET TO SEE HIS TRAUMA AFFECT HIM #sab spoilers #six of crows #shadow and bone s2

[mrsmiroir]

perhaps i am reaching but it really does not sit well with me that so many kanej death tropes involve inej dying… like why are you killing her for the development of a White Man. please explain.

#ANOTHER DRAFT THAT MADE ME SCREAM #NEXT TAGS ARE FROM THE OG DRAFT SCREAMMMMMM #killing off woc to develop white men is tired and boring #that’s why MY kanej death tropes involve HIM dying. hashtag feminism. #soc #six of crows duology #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse

[tasveer-e-ishq]

"till death do us part" the vow read. he scoffed "as if im gonna let such a small thing keep him from me"

#yes this is about #destiel #but you can fit any ship here idc #what is love if not figting death #there's a story about this in indian mythology the woman literally fought death for her husband #im gonna fight death too if it was about the loml #spn #soc #kanej #hualian #tgcf #and every other ship which made me feel some type of way

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Cause of death:

#THIS SCENE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME. THIS TRACK SCREAMS KANEJ SO HARD #sab soundtrack #they said speak now*

[barrelcrow]

Just sitting here in my feelings about Kaz and meeting/conversing with his parents in law Inej's parents.

#I have so many thoughts and feelings and they all just make me melt tbh #Phew. Mars and my Kanej conversations will be the death of me 😭

[gr33kgod]

I have read every six of crows fic on ao3

#give me kanej or give me death #six of crows #shadow and bone

[lesbicosmos]

six of crows is so incredibly hozier coded and to prove it ive assigned each character/couple a song and given a specific section of the lyrics

(i feel entirely normal about this i swear)

the books in general are 100% eat your young

There's money to be made, whatever's still to come Get some Pull up the ladder when the flood comes Throw enough rope until the legs have swung Seven new ways that you can eat your young Come and get some Skinning the children for a war drum Putting food on the table selling bombs and guns It's quicker and easier to eat your young

kaz brekker - arsonist's lullabye

When I was 16, my senses fooled me Thought gasoline was on my clothes I knew that something would always rule me I knew the scent was mine alone All you have is your fire And the place you need to reach Don't you ever tame your demons But always keep 'em on a leash

inej ghafa - would that i

With the war of the fire My heart moves to its feet Like the ashes of ash I saw eyes in the heat Feel it soft and as pure as snow Fell in love with the fire long ago With each love I could lose I was never the same Watch it still live in roofs Be consumed by the flame I was fixed on your hand of gold Lay in waste of my lovin' long ago

jesper fahey - someone new

There's an art to life's distractions To somehow escape the burning weight, the art of scraping through Some like to imagine The dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way

wylan van eck - through me (the flood)

Any time I've struggled on Against the course Out on my own Every time I'd burn through the world, I'd see That the world, it burns through me

nina zenik - angel of small death and the codeine scene

Feeling more human and hooked on her flesh, I Lay my heart down with the rest at her feet Fresh from the fields, all fetor and fertile It's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene

(this is so nina post-parem)

matthias helvar - foreigner's god

Her eyes look sharp and steady Into the empty parts of me But still my heart is heavy With the hate of some other man's beliefs

kaz/inej - work song

When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her

(this is just so i would come for you and if i couldn't walk i'd crawl to you i cannot)

matthias/nina - in a week

A thousand teeth And yours among them, I know Our hungers appeased Our heartbeats becoming slow We lay here for years or for hours Thrown here or found To freeze or to thaw So long we become the flowers Two corpses we were

(they're also incredibly work song coded, it was a struggle choosing between helnik and kanej for that one)

wylan/jesper - like real people do

So I will not ask you Why you were creeping In some sad way I already know I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask and neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do

#i know i say most things are hozier coded but THIS BOOK AND THESE CHARACTERS OMG #i spent an hour making this post #im so normal about them #six of crows #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #hozier #music

[morallyambigous]

it drives me bat shit crazy when people compare helnik, kanej, and wesper and say that helnik and kanej are so deep an profound and all “i would’ve come for you” and “only in death will i be kept from this oath” but then say oh lol wesper is such a dorky quirky disaster, he kissed the wrong boy. when people say like “kaz reunited inej with her family, matthias gave up his religion for nina and jesper kissed the wrong boy” like there is something so reductive and infantilising about it that just drives me nuts. its crazy how the only queer couple in the series so far is reduced to made to feel silly and stupid compared to the depth and meaning of the hetero couples. like wesper is just as deep and meaningful and beautiful and does not deserve to be treated like a joke or less than. kanej, helnik, and wesper are all silly and deep and incredible and shouldn’t be compared. stop reducing the only openly queer couple in the whole series to the butt of a joke. 

#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #kanej #helnik #wesper #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #nina zenik #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #like first of all they're all teenagers they all said dumb things to their crushes #shout out to mr. called her an investment and mr. meeting you was a disaster #as if jesper didn't literally know his face well enough to help genya fix it #that is romantic as fuck #they literally healed something in eachother #fuck you guys #stop infantilising and fetishizing queer relationships #wesper is literally just as deep and beautiful