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fandomz-brainrot · 1 year
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Playing God (Klaus Hargreeves x Male Reader)
“Can you quit telling everyone I’m dead? People keep throwing holy water and crosses at me because they think I’m a demon, ghost, or vampire.”
“Aw, but it’s funny!”
“It was until I got soaked in water for the fifth time this week. Did you know that some priests have buckets of that shit?”
prompt by @pettyprompts <3
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Tw: death? kind of?
You and Klaus had been dating for a few months now. You two met at his cult, where you didn't follow him blindly. You actually questioned him on multiple occasions, which really made you stick out to him. Especially since the cult life had began to lose its charm. So, you two became friends and, right before he was reunited with the other Umbrellas, you became more. And that's how you had gotten stuck in to saving the world, and now were stranded in a whole other doomed timeline.
So, you thought it was going to be completely normal (or as normal as it could be) helping Klaus train his powers with this alternate version of his dad. Wrong.
He failed to mention that he was immortal and they were training his immortality.
So, its safe to say that you were a bit more than shocked when your boyfriend was hit by a fucking bus.
You saw his body fly to the side of the road, and instantly rushed towards him. "Holy shit, Klaus!" you yelled. Your gaze was wild as tears filled your eyes, dropping to your knees and frantically checking for a pulse. "Come on baby... please..." you said gently, hands shaking. No pulse. No signs of life.
Reginald Hargreeves stood behind you two, hand behind his back as he gazed down at the body before him. He impatiently checked his stopwatch. Klaus was already taking a bit too long for his liking.
You whipped your head around to glare at the old man. Your eyes were narrowed as tears streamed down your cheeks. "Y-...You asshole! You k-knew this was g-gonna happen, didn't y-you?" you growled between your sobs. The old man didn't even look over at you. The only reason you knew he had heard you was a short "Silence, boy." he barked over at you.
You gritted your teeth as you stared at the old man, your heart heavy. Your body was trembling from the shock...
...and then you heard a gasp, the body beneath your hands jolting back to life. "Jesus Christ!" you heard a familiar voice exclaim.
You whipped your head around to look at your formerly-deceased boyfriend. Your eyes widen in shock, your jaw dropped as you scooted away. "K-Klaus?! What the h-hell..." You said between hiccups.
"Your timing was late, Number Four." Reginald said flatly. You looked back and forth between the two, your head whipping from side to side frantically. You shook your head as if to clear it, before you look back over at Klaus. "H-how...?"
He slowly sits up, sighing shakily as he looks back over at you. "Oh. I'm immortal. God doesn't want me so I just kind of... get back. Did you know that God is actually a small little girl-"
"-AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME?"
You looked at the man before you with a mixture of disbelief, relief, and outrage. "Well, that's kind of hard to bring up in a conversation, you know! 'Oh yeah, babe, not only can I talk to ghosts, but I also literally can't die!'" he retorted, arms crossed.
"You asshole, I thought you were dead- like for good!"
"Listen, I'm sorry love- OW!"
You had shoved him back to the ground and began walking off. "Hey- hey, (Y/n), where are you going?"
"Back to the hotel." you growled back, flipping him off as you left. And that's when you had an idea; an idea to get back at Klaus for scaring you so badly.
You went around to every other member of the Umbrella Academy (and the remaining Sparrows) and told them the same thing; "Klaus... Klaus is... He's d-dead!" and turned on the waterworks.
You were met with similar reactions; varying levels of tears, disbelief, and grief. Everyone was distraught with the apparent "loss" of their brother and dear friend.
One can only imagine the shock and confusion on their face when Klaus had returned.
I mean technically you hadn't lied, he was dead-- just not permanently. And it was all worth it when Klaus returned to your room at the hotel a few days later, shivering, his curly, wet hair in his face. He left puddles of water wherever he went.
“Can you quit telling everyone I’m dead? People keep throwing holy water and crosses at me because they think I’m a demon, ghost, or vampire.”
“Aw, but it’s funny!”
“It was until I got soaked in water for the fifth time this week. Did you know that Diego has buckets of that shit?”
You laughed, throwing a towel at him and grabbing a fresh pair of clothes. "Well, that's what you get for scaring me half to death!" you scolded lightheartedly. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Lay off, would ya?" he grumbled, a small smile on his face as he dried off and changed out of his soaked clothing.
He slid under the blankets of the bed next to you, his thin frame shivering. 'I'm c-cold... th-thanks a l-lot..." he said grumpily, teeth chattering. Yet that small smile never left his face.
You chuckled and rolled your eyes, wrapping your arms around him. "Well then come here, you big baby." you said affectionately, feeling his face snuggle in to your neck. He wrapped all his limbs around you, cuddling up to you for warmth.
He smiled against you, and you felt his scruffy facial hair tickle your neck as he nuzzled against you. "Why thank you! Such a gentleman..." he said jokingly, yet his tone was still affectionate. He began to doze off, and you gently pressed a kiss to his forehead.
...Well, at least you didn't have to worry about losing this big idiot any time soon.
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g4ythur · 2 years
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Klaus Hargreeves x Male!Reader
pairing: Klaus Hargreeves x Male!Reader
warnings: Mentions of drugs, fluff? Very, very light angst?
notes: Not my best, but I think it's alright- Sorry for mistakes :')
summary: You found yourself walking through the old alleys where you were once buying drugs, determined to not let anyone talk you into taking or buying anything. You stopped when you saw a young man, not dressed for the winter, sitting against the wall while he was incredibly high. It was just normal to stop and help him out, right? Even if you didn't know him. (I still suck at summaries)
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You were okay. For the first time in forever you were feeling okay. You weren't good, you didn't think you could get to that point anymore, but you weren't bad. You had ups and downs, more downs if you were being honest, though you thought that was normal. It was just one year after all. One year had passed since you last used drugs, one year since you last drank, and one year since you last saw your family. They would congratulate you if they knew where you were - if they knew that you were still alive. They most likely thought you were dead, and you really couldn't blame them. Even though you were absolutely clean, you found yourself walking through the old alleys. Alleys you once would have called home. Well, at least you had something to call home back then.
You moved through the small space, your eyes flying over the different people. Dealers and addicts. A normal sight, if you had lived here once. You ducked your head and pulled the hood deeper into your face, while you quickened your pace. You just hoped nobody would talk to you, that nobody would offer you something. Your gaze halted at a young man, who leaned against a wall and mumbled to himself. It was confusing, quiet stuff.  You halted hesitantly. He would die if he continued to sit there - from the cold, of dehydration or of hunger - if you were honest, it could be anything. You didn't knew why, it was stupid, really, but you approached him. He was quite pretty. He had brown, kind of short curls and wonderful green eyes. His make-up was messy and his lips were colored in a light blue. The cold was getting to him. Death was getting to him, if he wouldn't do something about it. 
"Who do- who do we have there~? You look real- you are really handsome under that hat thingy, you know?" You exhaled deeply, then kneeled in front of him. He stared at you with narrowed eyes and raised a shaking hand to your head, slowly, clumsily pulling your hood down. He was high. He was high and obviously not in the right mindspace, that's why his carefulness and gentleness surprised you. He wasn't harsh. You had the feeling he couldn't be. He made sure that you were alright with everything he did. 
"What's your name?" you asked and put your backpack on the ground, searching for a bottle of water. You fetched the drink out of the bag and opened the lid. The eyes of the stranger never left you, stayed on you since he had moved your hood down. His hand still hovered in the air, shaking brutally. You put the bottle on the floor and hesitantly grabbed his hand, warming his ice cold fingers between your palms. You sent him a warm smile as you noticed that his eyes were now on your hands. He seemed fascinated.
"You are- What are you doing?" You caressed his skin, before you gave him the water bottle. He took it with his other hand, which shook just slightly. 
"Warming you up. Drink something, you have to be thirsty," you muttered and watched as he reluctantly took a few sips of water. You didn't know why you cared. It was just that he felt… important. Maybe he reminded you of yourself. It would've been a lot easier if somebody would have done this for me back then. 
"Why are you- why are you helping me? This doesn't make sense." You shrugged your shoulders and shoved the bottle that he wanted to give you back into his direction. He needed it more than you. His hand grabbed tightly onto yours, still shaking, but warmer than before. He had to be cold, with the clothes he was wearing. You couldn't deny that they looked very good on him and that they suited him just perfectly, but it wasn't summer. Was he shaking? You thought he was. How long was he sitting there? You let go of his hand, his still lingering in the air, a longing look in his eyes, before you pulled your hoodie over your head. His eyes widened, a flash of panic visible, then he saw the black shirt you were wearing underneath and calmed. What did he think you were going to do?
You helped him sit up, but he immediately dropped his head against your chest and groaned. This feeling was terrible, you knew that. The feeling that your limbs were too heavy to carry them. You supported him and helped him into the hoodie, then leaned him against the wall. His eyes watched in confusion as you touched his cheek gently. Ice cold. You cupped his face, making him close his eyes in pleasure. He leaned into your touch and hummed low.
"What's your name?" you asked again, brushing with your thumbs over his cheekbones. He was silent for a moment. This whole situation was so weird, yet very nice in a way. You couldn't possibly describe it.
"Klaus." You nodded gently and pulled your hands away from his face. He seemed unhappy about it, whining loudly.
"Don't stop, 'M warm…" You chuckled and ran your hand through his hair, which he commented with a pleased smile.
"Hm, my name's y/n. Listen Klaus, I need you to get inside, alright?" He nodded quickly and you immediately knew that he wouldn't do as you said. You pulled your hand out of his hair and carefully grabbed his shoulders, catching his gaze.
"You are going inside. You won't die today, alright? Promise me, Klaus." He stared at you, confusion lacing his features. Was it that hard to understand that you didn't want him to die? He was a lovely guy, who you would gladly meet again. Preferably not totally high next time.
"Relax. I won't die today. I've been doing this since-" You tightened your hold on him, making him go silent. It wasn't a painful grip, rather one that showed him you were being serious.
"I don't care how long you've been doing this, you are freezing to death. Go inside." He looked at me, then nodded. It was genuine, you could see that. You loosened your grip and helped Klaus to stay on his feet. He swayed, grabbing your arms for support. You wrapped your arm around his waist and steadied him, before you let him go.
"Thank you, handsome~" You snorted and held his upper arms to support him.
"No problem, pretty guy." He giggled quietly. It was lovely, more than lovely. You would love to hear it again. You ran your fingers through his hair to fix it a bit, on your face a small, gentle smile.
"Can you get home alone?" He nodded slightly. He grabbed the sleeves of the hoodie he was wearing and smiled faintly. "Then please, go home," you muttered, before you backed off, waved your hand and distanced yourself after a last look at him. You hoped he would survive, he just had to. Maybe he would even find the piece of paper with your number in the hoodie pockets (that the author placed there in a different chapter because this was originally a Klaus x male oc fanfic but who wants to read that? Yes, nobody-). You hoped he would find it. Preferably when he wasn't high or drunk or whatever. You felt his eyes on your back, then he spoke up.
"Handsome? Where can I find you?" You halted and turned around. He stared at you, something like hope in his eyes. You smiled and tapped your stomach, where the pockets of your hoodie would be normally, watching as he looked down. He raised his head, a soft smile on his face. You shrugged your shoulders in response, a grin on your face as you made your way out of the alley. He would call you, you were sure of it.
A/N: Spoiler: In the story he didn't. Because he is a coward.
A/N: Just imagine Ben standing there and watching like: "…You listen to a random stranger, but not to your dead brother? Are you kidding me?"
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valnevo · 1 year
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i think i'm going to write a short fic about klaus hargreeves because i FINALLY watched season three and i'm absolutely obsessed with that twink
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crazypenguinlad1017 · 2 years
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Klaus x Male!Reader
In searching for klaus hargreeves x male reader fics, I noticed how few there are
So I might as well write some, idk if this would be any good since this would be my first klaus fic I've written, but I'll give it a try
Y/n is sorta social anxious about meeting Klaus' siblings:
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It was midday, you were walking with your boyfriend of 3 months towards his old childhood home, you were scared af
This was because he convinced you to meet the rest of his family (well just his siblings) since he didn't want to hide from them anymore, and you couldn't wait for him to show an important part of himself to his family, its just...
You hated meeting new people
You kept looking back at Klaus, hoping that he'd notice you wanted to go back, he caught your eye and took a double take "what's wrong cutie?"
"I'm not sure I'm ready for this Klaus, we can go back and do something else"
"Y/n look at me," your boyfriend stopped you and placed his hands on your shoulders
Klaus' beautiful green eyes shimmered in the sunlight, "are the voices telling you fibs again?"
You squeezed your lips together, "yes, maybe, I just don't want to mess up"
"Hey", he whispered softly and cupped his hand on your face, "When have they ever been right? When have you ever messed up?"
You shrugged
"Exactly, now, tell them to fuck off and leave my handsome, brave man alone, hmm?"
You chuckled and leaned into his hand as he smirked, "there's my boyfriend back" he wrapped his arms around you and you squeezed him back
"We don't have to go today if you don't want to, at least I've done the most exercise I've partaked in this month"
"What about your little drunk dance show you so fabulously won Tuesday night on my new couch?"
"Oh that was too fun y/n, exercise isn't allowed to be fun, if it were dad would have made us lay in bed 24/7 and stuff doughnuts down our throats" klaus giggled at the thought
"Please tell me i will never have to meet your father" you pulled away with a serious look in your eyes
"Don't worry, I will never let him near you" he grabbed your hand and squeezed it, "so... are we going to meet the 13 year old 58 year old and his fibre glass girlfriend?"
You looked down at your feet and back at his puppy dog eyes, "you are too cute to say no to" you sighed
Klaus pecked your cheek and swept you the way to the umbrella academy
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moonyswritinq · 2 months
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diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."
you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."
five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*
klaus : "yes, you are."
you : "yes, I am."
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blossomsl0ve · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes | The Umbrella Academy |
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Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Five: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Klaus*
Klaus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Y/n: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Klaus : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Klaus : The cow???
Y/n: What?
Five: Klaus , W H Y?
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Y/n: Is having a penis fun?
Viktor : It has its ups and downs.
Klaus : Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Diego : It’s a pain in the ass.
Five : Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Klaus : ... Your what?
Y/n: My friends.
Five: Are they saying “friends”?
Viktor : I think they're being sarcastic.
Diego : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.
Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Luther : I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Diego : You? Magic? Luther, it says talent show.
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Y/n, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Klaus : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Klaus : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Y/n, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Klaus : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Klaus : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Luther : Oh, you’ve been?
Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.
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ynbabe · 1 year
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TUA x Reader :- Incorrect quotes
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Five: Watcha doin?
Y/N, an inter-dimentional time traveler : Stealing from the commission.
Five: Scandalous.
Five: Can I help?
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Five: Are you busy?
Y/N, laying on the floor, falling from the time rip Five opened in season 2: No.
Five, trying to understand who he is and why he’s there: Want to do something?
Y/N, looking up from his own blood: Why would you try to ruin this for me?
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Klaus, pointing a camera at Five and his ‘friend’: There they are, our sweet babies.
Five, holding a cigarette and a beer, Y/N, pulling out the knife Five stabbed him with and chugging wine,: What-?
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Five: Y/N is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
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Y/N: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Five: I’M NOT A DEMON!
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Diego, oldest sibling extraordinare {luther don’t count}: Christmas is cancelled.
Y/N, not a part of the family: You can't cancel a holiday.
Diego, adopted them already: Keep it up, Y/N, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Y/N: What does that mean?
Diego: Klaus, take New Year's away from Y/N.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Diego: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Y/N: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Five: if you want information it is
Klaus: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Diego, watching Y/N and Five fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they break Elliot’s stuff?
Klaus, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other... or anything else... hopefully.
Diego: Then... who’s the strongest?
Klaus: Y/N.
Five: Me.
Y/N: Me.
Y/N: ...
Five: ....
Y/N and Five: *Start fighting again*
Diego: I mean it’s kinda fun right?
Klaus: Yeah, want popcorn?
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Klaus: You guys worried about Five?
Diego: Totally!
Y/N: Yeah, he teleported to me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Klaus: And what'd you say?
Y/N: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Diego:
Klaus: He’s lucky to have you as a friend.
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Five: Look guys, I need help.
Klaus: Love help?
Y/N: Financial help?
Viktor: Emotional help?
Diego: Help moving a body?
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Viktor: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful broship...
Klaus: I really care about your feelings!
Diego: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Viktor, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Y/N: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF HIDING BODIES!
Five: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME HIDING BODIES IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Viktor: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Diego: >:O language
Five: Yeah watch your fucking language
Klaus: Okay, who taught Five the fuck word?!
Y/N: 'The fuck word'.
Sparrow!Ben, highly comercialized: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Five: Oh my god he censored it
Y/N: Say fuck, Ben.
Five: Do it, Ben. Say fuck.
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*The Squad with cigarettes*
Y/N: I smoke regularly.
Allison: I smoke sparingly.
Sparrow!Ben: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Five: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Diego: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Viktor: What's a cigarette?
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Five, trying to be happier, after strict orders from Klaus and Diego: A butterfly. Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal.
Diego: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Five: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Viktor, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Klaus: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Sparrow!Ben: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Y/N: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Viktor: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Diego: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Five: You clearly have not known with the bastard long enough.
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eternal-armin · 1 year
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'CAUSE HE THINKS he's made of candy.
i think this is the longest thing i've ever written here, around 6.7k words and i had to revise it a lot because it took up too much space ;;; the title is a reference to candy by robbie williams because that song slaps hard
pairing : five hargreeves x male/transmasc reader. [he/him pronouns]
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where : after surviving the apocalypse together and saving the world, things finally return to normal, in good ways and in bad ways.
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warnings : mentions of trauma, some light mentions of gore, reader has a congenital insensitivity to pain and find getting injured amusing, so... a lot of that kind of trouble. i totally wanna do another part or so because klaus and diego being father figures gives me life
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you walked through the half-dark house, making your way to five's room like you had many times, skateboard in one hand and phone in the other. making sure you hadn't waken anybody up, you opened the door, greeted by the expected sight of a dark bedroom and the sound of gentle snoring. "five, wake up~," you whispered, half singing, shaking his arm, steadily waking him up. he looked annoyed, his brow already furrowed and a frown already tugging at his lips, but he wasn't angry. he was rather used to it by now, in all honesty. "your favorite person ever in the entire world is here!" you hummed. five could basically smell the grin you wore.
"and i wish he would go away," he grumbled in response, trying to turn back over and go back to sleep, only for you to flick on the light and blind him. "jesus christ, a fucking―a warning next time, please?"
"shove your warnings up your ass, five, you can miss out on your middle schooler sleep schedule for a night."
"many nights, actually," he hissed distastefully, giving a mourning glance to the cozy pillow before he sat up, now disappointingly awake. "what do you want this time?" the grogginess was now leaving his voice, but not really his eyes. five almost looked nice when sleepy, even if he looked pissed as hell at being woken up. at least your face was a little more pleasant to look at now that you were back to your teenage self.
"let's go shopping."
five looked at you like you were utterly insane, then slowly looked over at his clock. he cocked his head at you. "it's almost midnight."
"mm, did i stutter?"
"i wish you did. i'm not going shopping with you at midnight. no place is even open." five tried to put his foot down. he was a steel wall to anyone else. but to you―perhaps for you, he was simply a clay plot, one easy to crack the more water you filled it with. it was nice to spend time with you without the entire world desolate and destroyed around you, at least.
"who said the place had to be open?" you shot back with a cheeky grin. five wished that he could be surprised with your blatant delinquency. at some points it had done you both well and your affinity for breaking rules, laws, and regulations gave you a peculiar resourcefulness, but now that you were both safe and home, well... you'd become a mischievous troublemaker. just how you used to be.
"... how the hell did we ever become friends." his voice was utterly flat and his expression exhausted and peeved and yet he still stood up, shrugging the blankets off of himself, heading to his closet because he would be damned if you were going to get hurt and he wouldn't be there to laugh at you.
well, you didn't really get hurt, did you?
"i dunno, but i'm sure you regret your decision." five didn't respond to that. "i will satiate your worries, though, old man, it's an abandoned mall this time."
"wow. character development. didn't expect that from you." with the newfound information he searched for something decent to wear. something that allowed him to move and remain covered by shadows should any unsavory things come to pass.
"hey, hey, i went from crying when i stepped on an ant to killing people, and even if that's negative character development, it's still character development, okay? stop underselling me." you leaned against the wall next to his door, skateboard lounging beside you, picking at your nails. he finally took a full glance at you now that sleep was totally gone from his mind and his body, narrowing his eyes. you were wearing jean shorts, an old nirvana t-shirt, and a hawaiian button-down completely unbuttoned. at least you were wearing knee-pads this time around, but that was all the praise he could give you. five still found himself stunned that you so brazenly didn't care about how visible your scars were; scars from broken bones, scrapes, cuts, gashes, burns, stabs, bullets, shrapnel. you paraded them about like they were boy scout badges which was almost hilarious because you never learned anything from the incidents which now lined your body. even though five would never do it himself, and in fact found it incredibly weird, he kind of respected it. admired it, even. but just that one thing, nothing else. never.
"what, see something you like, old man?" you mused, going from fidgeting with your fingers to looking him in the eye, your own glinting with a bit of cheekiness. not the worst thing to be woken up to in the middle of the night.
five scoffed. "never in my life." you rolled your eyes at that sarcastic response and your grin did not fade. "you're―you're seriously wearing that?"
"hey, i dress my age, mr. retired-man-with-dementia-who-only-remembers-how-to-play-bingo, alright? leave me be." neither of you were bothered by bickering whilst five changed from pajamas to day clothes. he wasn't getting totally naked, so neither of you really gave a shit.
"'dress your age'..." he muttered. "you dress like a blind tween."
"thanks, hot stuff."
"that wasn't a compliment."
"i literally could not care less," you shot back, then winked at him, adding, "lovingly."
five faked a chuckle in some sort of hum sound, shooting you a falsified grin before returning to what he was doing. "i don't want your love. i'm good."
you frowned a bit yourself, which was totally and utterly unnerving and made five, somehow, regret what he said a little bit. "ouch, dude, tell me how you really feel."
"you couldn't comprehend even the most elementary of my emotions, so i'll spare you the headache." he glanced at you a few times, more so at that lingering twinge of unhappiness that so brazenly took over your expression. those words were typically the closest you would ever get to verbal reassurance or comfort from five, not just because he was completely incapable of voicing his own emotions properly, but because physicality did more for you than talking ever did; so, with a comfortable, neutral flannel now hiding his previously exposed torso, he placed a hand on your shoulder. he was always gentle with you, which completely didn't make sense because if anyone in the world needed to be treated gently it would certainly not be you.
a little smile found its way back on your lips. now reassured that not everything was wrong with the world, five pulled on a dark sweater and paperboy cap. you looked him over. "you really look like a retiree now," you mused, but it wasn't an insult. he looked nice like this, out of that hellish uniform, and never could you imagine him in anything else. "do you wanna hit the golf course too, gramps? i'm sure they got some mocktails for you since you wanna keep the drinking to a minimum tonight."
"shut it before i make you." he spoke through gritted teeth, jabbing a finger at you, only succeeding in making you grin.
"is that a threat or a promise?" you clicked your tongue, picking up your skateboard and heading for the door before he could say anything else. "the old tree is, like, a twenty-five-minute walk."
"i'll just blink us, i'm not spending another thirty minutes with you on a skateboard on rough sidewalks, i don't even wanna think about what would happen this time."
"it was so cool, though! i never thought a compound fracture could look like that!"
"[y/n], you only think it's cool because you couldn't feel the pain."
"uh, yeah," you said back, raising a brow at him while he shut off the light to his room and closed the door behind you two. "but it was still cool." you had your bubbly little grin again and five rolled his eyes. despite all that trouble, all that excessive worry he would never admit to feeling, five still looked back somewhat fondly on those times. back when you were ten, still learning how to skateboard, and your parents didn't even give you a helmet or joint pads, when you broke your ankle and didn't even know something had happened until five pointed it out.
after taking one hell of a tumble, hearing the board crack a bit beneath you, you let out a breathless huff, allowing yourself a moment to absorb the sudden shift in, well, everything. five perked up at the sound, surprised you weren't crying or something after falling like that. you stood up and brushed yourself off like nothing was wrong, peering strangely down at the board, which had no damage. you pushed it back and forth once or twice with one foot and it seemed undamaged. that was weird. you'd heard it break, right? five came up to your side, glancing you over once or twice, before his eyes settled down at your feet. "you've got a little something on, uh―" five cut himself off, eyes wide, and you knew that shit was bad when he looked at you like that. he looked about as shocked as one could be, and that unnerved you to no end.
"what? what, did i..." you looked down at your shirt to make sure you hadn't torn it up or anything or were totally exposed, somehow completely not noticing the broken ankle on which you were unsteadily standing, chalking it up to you still half-standing on your skateboard. "what, i don't see what's wrong this picture. stop being cryptic with me, man, you know i'm dumb as shit."
"well―i mean, you aren't wrong about that 'dumb as shit' thing, but i think you just fully busted your ankle." his curtness was plain and simple, and you had already known back then that it would be a constant in his attitude. you looked down, then back up, your eyes wide and mouth twisted as you poorly suppressed a grin and a very annoying giggle. "don't look at me like that! how―how are you not feeling it? that would hurt like hell!" he kept gesturing down at your ankle, at the protrusion of bone and reddening, swelling skin.
"i dunno, i just can't feel it," you mumbled. he pursed his lips, simultaneously in disbelief at what you were saying and knowing that you were too shit at lying to pull this kind of thing off. all of a sudden, his mind was screeching like a fork in a garbage disposal. not being able to feel pain was kind of a bad thing.
he had actually been right, to no one's surprise, when you were diagnosed with congenital analgesia. that incident had marked the day where five silently vowed to be there to protect you, because you were alone except for him. and, to a certain extent, he was alone except for you.
"god really was fucked up when he made you, wasn't he," he muttered.
you both headed downstairs and the clock, by now, was probably around twelve. klaus waited at the bottom of the staircase with the cheekiest of smirks on his face, hands clasped together and his cheek leaning against them. you let out an exhausted groan, thinking you'd missed this tonight.
"something tells me he's super weird-dad tonight."
"why are you surprised, he's klaus, and he's basically your dad."
klaus let out some weird giggle. "i mean, i prefer the thought of being the really cool uncle who teaches you how to smuggle alcohol and how to juke rehab therapists, but i don't mind being a dad." he stepped in front of you two, hands now extended, and that dopey uber-proud dad smile back. "oh, just look at you two!"
"i thought you were sober," five said flatly.
"come on, you two are perfect together! your over-the-top chaos," he gestured to you, "and your sterile literalism!" and he gestured to five. "i'm just waiting for you two to make it official, i mean, two guys don't just survive fifty years in the apocalypse together only from a platonic bond." you and five shared a wide-eyed glance. "don't worry, if my cupid abilities don't get you two together, hormones will. i can't imagine going through puberty twice, let alone the sexual tension between two guys who can't admit their love for one another―"
you put your face in your hands, utterly embarrassed, whilst five was utterly unsurprised. a similar conversation had gone down before, and he just hated reliving it. "okay! that's enough. okay, okay, uh, we're gonna go! if you contact me within the next seven days, i will call child protection services and the police." of course, the threat was empty, but hyperbole was the best way to get your point across. klaus raised his hands in surrender and stepped out of your way. he did enjoy the picture of you two, though; the two extremes on opposite sides of the social attitudes spectrum, one extroverted to the point of it being a flaw and the other antisocial to hell; the opposite sides of the fashion spectrum, one being well-put together mature vintage, and the other being power-clashing at its finest. the multicolored shoelaces were also an appreciated detail.
"i love you too, my little schneke."
"... stop calling me a snail, i'm―i'm not slow."
"maybe not physically," five said quietly to you, and in response you jabbed him in the side with a quiet 'fuck you.' on that cheerful note, you two went about your way. the front door clicked closed behind you, and in a flash of blue-tinted light, you were gone, and the house was mostly silent. klaus was soon joined by allison, quietly making her way downstairs, the only remaining light sleeper of the family.
"you really are just laying on that matchmaker thing, aren't you." she sounded drowsy and awake at the same time. klaus greeted her with a simple smile and a single nod.
"i mean, aren't they just the perfect couple?"
"they certainly were standing next to each other," allison mumbled.
seeing five frustrated was worrying. staring down at his clenched fists, blue light barely rippling out like ice spreading over a metal surface. and so when you passed him, even when he did not notice you, you touched his shoulder, finding yourself in another time. "h-hey, uh, five―" you managed, feeling nauseated as yet again he travelled to some time else.
"get off of me, [y/n], you shouldn't be here!" he looked at you with anger, more like fury, but it was a weird cocktail because it was mixed with a very weird concern. suddenly the world around you two zipped away and was replaced with one of fire, ruined buildings, complete and utter desolation of what was once a world, once compiled with many lives and now every single one was snuffed out because a different roaring fire took everything with it. both of you stood in shock for a few seconds but your cool nature was the first to crack.
"five?! five, where are we?" your voice cracked and your chest tightened, whipping your head around because you thought if you turned fast enough you would be back home.
"like hell if i know, [y/n]! why didn't you let go of me?!"
"i wouldn't have been home anyway, five! i would be just as stranded, i―we―someone needs to be alive, right? someone?" both of you seemed to have the same idea click into your minds, stumbling into weak runs to find the umbrella academy. the building had once stood grand and tall and foreboding and now it was down to the foundations. your friends, his siblings, were gone. he fell to his knees and you turned around, horrified at the world but at least free from the stinging pain of heat and dust whipping into your skin. you felt as cold as ice in a world of fire and heat because, buried amongst the broken homes, were the only family you both had. just older, and... dead. in very painful, excruciating ways.
for all those years, you thought it had been you that stranded you in the apocalypse together; you had distracted him, you had ruined it all, and you never forgave yourself. you hid it well. but five never came out with the same thought process because he didn't believe it in the slightest. he'd already been struggling to transport himself to the time he wanted. maybe you'd exasperated things just a little, but it wasn't entirely your fault. never.
you both allowed yourselves time for the mental breakdown you so dearly deserved, but the time was coming to man up and start trying to find ways to survive. joined at the hip didn't really cover how close you were over those decades, how you couldn't sleep unless you were besides each other, how you protected five because you wouldn't feel the pain and how he always patched you up while cursing you out and still kissing the wound better because it always properly calmed you down, at least more than any words could. you took the brunt of the pain, weaponizing your congenital analgesia and using it as a defensive plan. it worked. even when the handler came around, especially when the handler came around, no defense quite matched yours.
"i should've left you back near the academy building," five muttered, wrapping makeshift bandages around your... well, your practically crushed arm. his voice was gruff now, and not just from the unpleasant living situation, but you were both nearing your thirtieth birthdays. you'd both filled out. you kept gazing at him whenever he patched you up, and even though his words were sour, his touch was sweet.
"what're you looking at, dipshit."
"nothing much."
"fuck you."
"you first."
five grinned a bit. some things never changed.
"wow. this place really didn't age well." the old liberty tree spanned out in front of you with basically no windows left intact, and beyond them a black void without any electricity in the circuits. the outdoor walls were crawling with ivy, the grounds fuzzy from overgrown plants on unkempt laws, and the concrete of the structure looked about ready to crumble. you'd come here a few times in your pre-apocalyptic childhood. it had been coming down for a long time after a few bigger malls came into the picture, carrying more stores, more variety, more fast food restaurants in the food court. now its charms drew only you in as 'how sick would it be to die crushed under the ceiling of an abandoned mall?'
"it's super cool, right?" you giggled, giddy as all hell. your attitude toward liminal spaces had stayed remarkably the same over the years. always, when passing by some tired old house, you nagged five to just take a peek.
"i don't think so, no."
"well, you're friends with me, so i don't think you really have good taste, so i'm gonna ignore that comment and think you said yes." try as he might, and he desperately did, five couldn't bring himself to hate that glint in your eyes when you looked at him. pure, raw curiosity with an undertone of excitement and glee that you were exploring some boring, abandoned place with him of all people. you set down your board and took your place standing on top of it and before five could scold you for skating on very uneven ground, you took off, ducking and pulling a small ollie to get through the shattered pane of the glass main door. five sighed through his nose and followed you in, eventually greeted by the sound of your bluetooth speaker blasting something he couldn't make out by its echo.
"how could you possibly find this fun?" he almost had to shout to be heard. you were approaching again after going around the empty lobby for a few turns, just going faster and faster, losing more caution every time.
"because it's mindless and mostly not illegal!" you responded brightly. suddenly you got the fantastic idea to jump off your board and let it go flying and you followed the instinct, landing wrong on your foot and immediately heading straight for the ground. you would've landed hard, getting at least a deep bruise, if five hadn't caught you by your waist before you could break yet another bone, scoffing at your terrible decisions.
"there are millions of words in the english but none of them could ever describe just how incredible it is that you aren't dead yet," he said curtly, helping you stand back up. you were giggling.
the music was still playing and so you wrapped your arms around his neck, starting to sway and hum along to the eerily-echoing tune. he looked at you with confused horror, eyes narrowed slightly, not moving with you.
"don't give me that, shortstack!"
"i'm taller than you."
"i'm going to ignore that!" you chirped. "we're alive and out of hell, and we have been for, like, weeks now, it wouldn't kill you to dance a little bit!" your hair, bouncy from its messiness, danced almost more than you did as you moved it back and forth, singing whole-heartedly along to saint motel, keeping it a bit dialed back so that five wouldn't have his ears fully blown out by the volume. "who do you think'll see your shitty dance moves other than me? and we both know that i would be a total hypocrite if i insulted you for them."
"i don't dance."
"yeah, and i don't care. your hip won't give out if you use it for fun, fivey."
"don't... don't say that, actually." the cracks were staring to show, just as they always did with his clay pot attitude. you sputtered at the accidental innuendo.
"aw, c'mon, please? just this once?" it was no wonder that klaus was dead-set on his precious, unofficially-adopted son being in love with five, and also no wonder that diego was dead-set on keeping that same unofficially-adopted son as far away from five as possible. your puppy dog eyes were totally nauseating and deeply troubling and so he gave in, solely for the sake of his own sanity. he shut his eyes for a second, mumbling something along the lines of 'i should've killed you decades ago.' but he hugged your waist a little more purposefully and begrudgingly swayed a bit to the tune. the look of utter happiness on your face was, admittedly, kind of worth the wake-up call and following exhaustion.
"i cannot believe that you guilt-tripped me into dancing."
the happy music saw you getting a bit more creative, making up the moves as you went, whatever felt right. five let go of a little control to do the same, and found himself mildly enjoying it. would he do it again? not on his own accord. would you probably make him do it again? without a doubt. it was, however, nice to watch you enjoy yourself. he kind of wanted to dip you, but he didn't.
"you're a natural, though." clasping his hands and intertwining your fingers, you leaned back, and he found himself doing the same, both of you held upright by your grasps on the others' hands, and you started to move in a circle. for the sake of both your safety, five went about it too. walking turned into sideways jogging and you started giggling. the world around you both blurred. for five, it was just you now, just you, like it had always been. it had been a while since you'd held hands for so long but eventually it ended, much to five's dismay, and you went stumbling backward a few steps, falling hard on your ass whilst he quickly remained his balance. you were breathless for a moment after falling so suddenly, but eventually you just started laughing. five wiped his hands on his shirt, peering at you strangely.
"you didn't hear anything crack or whatever? nothing feels weird?" he spoke with no emotion in his voice and yet the words and underlying tone were careful and concerned. nobody else could hear it, but after so long, you could read his every move.
"no, nothing." you shook your head a bit, finding yourself dizzy. "nice to see you're still concerned."
he offered his hand out to you and you took it, and in a strong move, he pulled you up. "i wouldn't call it concern."
"well, then, what would you call it?"
good question.
you were sniffling and crying while trying not to sound it at all. of course, it wasn't from the pain, but from the total stress. sometimes it all just collapsed on you again and you were a hyperventilating, shaking kid again, too scared to turn off the light because the shadows freaked you out. five sat down beside you, leaning against the least-crumbling wall of the small shack you'd both been calling home.
"you're not really a crier," he began. "did something happen?"
"i-i almost got crushed and i saw my life fucking―flash before my eyes and i hated all of it. every single second. i wish i'd killed my parents, i wish i'd killed that landlord, i wish i'd killed my uncle―"
"wish all you want but that's not gonna happen, [y/n]." his voice softened. five was essentially the same as he had been when he was thirteen, just sprouted into someone who would've been one hell of a college freshman. "i wish i killed a lot of people too, but we're here, and we're here together, and―for what it's worth―i'm glad that you're alive." he settled a bit closer to you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder, pulling you, still sniveling, against him. "hating your childhood is pretty common where i'm from," he joked, successfully getting a wheezy chuckle from you, "and it's still possible to lead a decently okay life. i'm trapped in a terrible apocalypse, and it's not just external, but... it's a little better because i have someone else who's more insane to remind me that i'm right."
you chuckled yet again, snuggling against him. his warmth was better than the world's. "i think i only moved because i heard you call."
"seriously?"
"i-i mean, yeah." it was kind of hard to forget the feeling of stumbling away from a ton of hard reinforced concrete that would've left you as a reddish smear on an orange world. five's curt and somewhat annoyed call was the only thing that grounded you, and you both knew just how quick that faded.
"you really would be dead without me." his voice was quiet and deeply peeved but he didn't shy away from you, his hand remaining idly just against your hair.
"no shit, dumbass―trust me, i am well aware." you snorted to yourself and five sprouted a small amused smile on his own. eventually your smile dimmed a bit, and were reminded of the world in which you lived in, and the world from which you had come from. "why did you stick around?" your disheartened soul was reflected in those words, lined with a pure confusion. five furrowed his brow. apparently it was completely out of the realm of possibility to you for him to just care.
"... there was a lot of―"
"answer the question. please. j-just this once." five quieted a bit when he heard that. usually he was quite skilled at deflecting questions but you melted his resolve so easily. you asking a genuine question in a hauntingly low voice left five silent with no idea how to respond, even after all these years of dealing with your rollercoaster mannerisms.
"wrong place at the wrong time, i suppose." right place at the right time was better to describe it, maybe. "after you broke your ankle when we were ten, i guess i took it upon myself to make sure you didn't do any dumb shit that would end up in a gnarly death. whether you can feel it or not." so he'd appointed himself to be your protector?
"why? it wouldn't do you any good. well... it hasn't done you any good."
"do you really think i only do things if they'll give me an advantage?" five paused, not looking down to see the squinted eyes you stared at him with. "don't answer that question, actually. don't answer. it hasn't done me any good but i don't regret anything i did. not terribly, anyway."
your grin would make the cheshire cat blush.
five immediately regretted saying that. "don't let that go to your head, [y/n]."
"already there, bud."
his brow furrowed again, the corners of his lips twitching down in another frown. "alright. maybe it's partially concern. but fracturing your pelvis would be a very stupid way to die, and not worth laughing at, so i didn't want to miss out on a show." maybe there was some form of truth in that desire for a fun death, but you had that desire too, so small potatoes. it was silence between you two for a few seconds as you patted concrete dust off of your clothes and the backs of your thighs. "let me help," he said, and it was a demand and not an ill-cadenced suggestion. he stepped behind you and swiped away the strips you couldn't reach with a heavy hand. while he did so he carefully looked you over, even going to far as lifting your arms to check for any injuries. you were quite used to it by now.
"thanks," you mumbled. "still waiting for that broken leg."
"well, your plan wouldn't work anyway, because i can see your legs."
"yeah... i like my legs. i don't want one to go janky from a broken bone."
"it would be unfortunate."
"mmhm, so you agree."
five narrowed his eyes slightly, not getting what you meant for a second or two, before scoffing. "i don't think that your legs are nice."
"really?" you turned to look at him, and the teasing grin on your face was reassuring in how amused it was. you were just playing with him, but that was always the way you got him to inadvertently expel whatever he was thinking. you tilted your head, crossing your arms.
"don't give me that, [y/n], or i'll blink away and leave you here."
"there's ceiling access."
he pursed his lips. "alright, then leaving you alone here is completely out of the question, but i will find some way to make this miserable for you."
"what, why? why d'you wanna misery me?"
"you're dreadfully annoying, for one. i hate how you're always smiling, it gives you really bad wrinkles. you have the heart of a child because you're so immature and i don't know why the universe thought it would be funny to shove us two together, because god knows it would never happen normally, but here we are, much to my chagrin." five paused. you were accustomed to his rants by now. "your weird uncle-dad keeps trying to rush something which shouldn't be rushed, and i don't even know what level of weird that is but i hate being a part of it."
"rush something which shouldn't be rushed―what does that mean?" it was like you had selective hearing for the smallest freudian slips known to man. "what, do you need sixty more years to admit you've had some sort of big emotion or something?" it was mostly a jab, something meant to be funny, which was met with a stolid seriousness. you let out a near-silent 'oh' as the moment continued.
"yeah. turns out the crazy alcoholic was onto something, for the first time in his life." you snorted at the quip, nodding in agreement. both of you knew, dearly knew, that words wouldn't be the vessel of the confession, but both of you knew, dearly knew, that it was coming pretty fast. you'd just never think it would come this fast. klaus was really good at sniffing out a love arc, apparently. five felt like steel when he took your hands back into his, not because his biting sharp edges hurt you, no, and they never would, but he'd never done something in a manner such as this. with a few unspoken words the entire atmosphere of your relationship had been turned upside down and that was the scary part; he had no clue where to go from here.
"the worst part will be telling klaus he was right," you joked, swinging your arms in and out on socially-awkward instinct.
"you're telling me. he's gonna tout it around for the rest of time."
"we'll never live it down."
"i doubt you'll need to worry about that, i'll be surprised if you make it to your 16th birthday."
"you give me three years? seriously? you really think that my 58-year-old-13-year-old self can only survive three more years?"
"absolutely correct." you found yourself laughing and he found himself grinning, just slightly. the sound was pleasant, admittedly. he was more open with that now. well, barely, but it still counted. the silence that did follow this time around was almost pleasant. you were too nervous to maintain eye contact very long, so you glanced away from him and your gaze lingered on the random spot which it landed. plants had somehow found their way into the internal cracks of the floor, green shards glinting out in the pale light from the grimy sunroof.
"i never thought i'd see the day where you couldn't look me in the eyes. it's weird and i don't like it. look at me." your cheeks felt warm but you did as you were told. he smiled a little bit, and it didn't even hint at a snarky grin or smug smirk. you leaned forward and rested your forehead against his.
"i'm totally not telling klaus about this."
"neither am i, are you kidding?"
"never in my life," you giggled to yourself, graduating from holding his hands to wrapping your arms back about his neck, where it felt like they belonged. suddenly it was like he was new to embraces because his arms felt stiff when he hugged back, but he hugged back, tight. never before had you encountered something so gentle and so suffocating at the same time; gentle because he might break you, suffocating because he might lose you. neither of those would happen on his watch, of course. somehow, even with your wild self, your flaws and lack of capability to abide by laws and rules, you'd managed to charm the most level-headed, logic-addicted, cynical douchebag the world had ever seen. maybe there was some truth behind that old 'opposites attract' thing.
"do you wanna stick around this dingy place for a while longer like the psychopath you are or get food before you go to sleep so you don"t whine about being hungry?"
"am i really that predi—"
"yes."
"wow, you muttered, furrowing your brow. "i really am predictable."
"yes."
with just the will to prove him wrong you stood straighter and gave him a quick, albeit strong, kiss, and then you were right back on your feet. you caught him off-guard, that's for sure, because he looked like an android in the middle of uploading information; eyes slightly wide, brows slightly raised, pure subtlety. "how about that?"
it still took him a few seconds to respond after that, trying to regain his smug and blunt composure while also trying not to dampen the mood in any way. "you're terrible at convincing. give it another shot."
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UMBRELLA ACADEMY X GN (MASC LEANING) READER
WAKING UP WITH THE THEM HEADCANONS
Characters: Klaus, Diego, Viktor, Ben (both), Allison, Lila, Luther
CW: very slight mention of spicy times
WORD COUNT: 650+
Sorry some of them are short
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KLAUS HARGREEVES
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-klaus usually wakes up before you
-in some weird ass position
-he stretches, goes to the bathroom, and returns to bed
-he cuddles close to you and puts your arm around him
-its hard for him to fall asleep again
-so he traces details on your hands
-veins, lines, scars, tattoos
-sometimes mumbling something quietly
-kisses your fingers and palms
-he really wants to hug you but doesn't want you to wake up
-so when he feels you stir he whisper asks you if you're awake
-"are you awake (nickname)"
-if you are he turns to face you and hugs your waist
-likes to kiss your collarbones
-you rub his beck and play with his hair
-tells you about the weird dream he had
-you lay like this until one of you is hungry
-he complaints that you need to get out of bed
-but you drag him out and you make yourselves something to eat
DIEGO HARGREEVES
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-you usually wake up at the same time
-either you're on Diego's chest or he's on your stomach
-he grunts and complains about the sun in his eyes
-you joke about him being grumpy
-than he smiles at you and and kisses your cheek
-you get up almost immediately
-he has training routine to follow
-sometimes if he finishes early he'll shower and get back to you
VIKTOR HARGREEVES
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-most of the time he wakes up before you
-he just lays there with you in his arms
-just admiring your face
-he traces your features and accidentally wakes you up
-he feels bad but you reassure him it's ok
-you like to kiss him and brush his hair of his forehead
-viktor loves to just wrap his hands around you and say nothing
-but unfortunately his siblings make so much noise you can't possibly stay in bed
-you look at each other and roll your eyes
-having to get off of your comfortable bed
-you like to make breakfast cause he can't cook shit
-sorry Viktor
LILA PITTS
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-there's not much to say
-she either wakes you up by kissing you
-and than it leads to more
-or she's already gone somewhere by the time you wake up
-i wish I could write more but that's it
ALLISON HARGREEVES
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-you wake up before her
-you wake up hugging her in some way
-you like to caress her cheek with your thumb
-she wakes up with a smile and snuggles close to you
-asks how your night was
-likes to brush her fingers through your hair (if you have any)
-if your hair is too curly for this she just swirls it around her finger
-doesn't want to get up
-"why do we have to get up it's only 10"
-i like to think you piggy back her to the bathroom/kitchen
BEN HARGREEVES/SPARROW
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HARGREAVES: -well he's a ghost
-so..
-he doesn't sleep
-but he likes to lay/float on your bed in the morning
-just watching you
-not in a creepy wat ofc
-sometimes likes to scare you
-"how long have you been here?" "Just a few hours ^_^"
SPARROW: -already awake
-like four hours before you
-when you come out of your room he smiles at you
-says "oh look who's up" in a sarcastic tone
-made breakfast for you while you were showering
-if anyone besides you two is in the kitchen he acts like he doesn't really care about you
-but everyone knows he does
LUTHER HARGREEVES
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-always hugs you when you wake up
-is still asleep
-snores
-loud
-you try to tangle out of his hands but fail
-you'll have to wake him up to go to the bathroom
-wakes up like a mom
-"what? What's happened, is everything alright?"
-you say you just need to go to the bathroom
-he apologizes to you and let's go of you
-you kiss his nose and go to the bathroom
-asks you how you slept when you return with a dorky smile
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!gifs are not mine!
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burning-omen · 7 months
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Kinktober day 11: Soulmates + Klaus Hargreeves
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Klaus Hargreeves x male!reader
Kinktober 2023 List | day 1 | day 12
Summary: Becoming obsessed with your soulmate was a very common event.
Warning: smut, kinda vanilla and cute, Klaus passes out a little. Not proof read.
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You and Klaus met early on, earlier than most soulmates did. At the ripe age of twelve, about two years after the timer appeared on your wrist. It was odd, your parents figured that you'd meet in a couple of years and live long, happy lives together. They were only half right.
You met at a party neither of you had any business being at. You were far too young and with the amount of people in the house a crowd crush was inevitable. Still, you convinced yourself you were having fun- this is what you snuck out for after all and continued to ride the constantly moving wave of the crowd.
Klaus was only a year older than you, not at all bigger than you had been at the time. The two of you had been pushed together by the crowd, your back slamming against his as you'd both been pushed simultaneously. Then, the timer on both your wrist and his hit zero, whipping around, only to see him standing there, just as young and nervous as you were, stunned in silence.
He said something- you couldn't hear it over the impossibly loud music- then he was swept away by the crowd.
You didn't see him at the party again, or anywhere else after- your parents were beyond disappointed.
For years your family looked for him, but you had practically no information to go on, no name and a barely-there description. You've met dozens of black-haired, green-eyed boys, but not a single one was yours. You gave up a long time before they did. Stopped attending the meet ups they would set up, stopped getting on flights all over the country, stopped making a fuss about finding a boy who was simply just gone.
Nearly two decades after you first met the boy, you met him again, now a man in his thirties, on his way to a hookup of all things.
Your apartment's elevator was pretty big, you were thankful for that when you first moved in, but now, as more and more people loaded in, you were starting to hate the space, or lack thereof. The elevator was so full that if you even thought about moving you were touching another person. Luckily you lived on the top floor and wouldn't have to squeeze past several people in the elevator in order to get off, most got out on the second or third floor, a couple more left on the fourth, and only one left on the fifth, now, it was only you and one other person in the elevator. You paid him no mind, your neighbors had people coming and going at all times, he wasn’t the first and most likely wouldn't be the last.
“Hey, quick question?” he said suddenly. “Is the guy in 522 a serial killer?”
You blinked, looking over at the man, “I don't think so, everybody that goes into his apartment comes out as far as I can tell.”
Ha laughed, still looking down at the ground, “Thank fuck, you'd be surprised how many- oh..”
You looked at him again, to see what made him stop, only to find him staring at you, big sunglasses covered his eyes but there was no doubt that he was looking at you.
“Are you..okay?”
He said nothing, his mouth hanging open as he stared.
The elevator beeped and slid open what felt like forever, you left the man to his own devices inside the elevator. About halfway to your apartment you heard the elevator ding again, then rapid footsteps heading straight toward you. You couldn't even start running before you were tackled to the ground by the man, a massive smile on his face.
“Do you know how hard you were to find? I've been looking for your ass for years!”
You stared up at the man, finally, with his glasses pushed up into his hair, bright green eyes staring deeply into yours, did you finally piece together who he was.
“…holy shit.”
“‘Holy shit’ is right! Where the fuck have you been?”
“Me?” you sat up, the man fully seated in your lap, and despite not knowing him, it didn't feel odd at all, must be a soulmate thing. “I looked for you for years! You're the one who just dropped off the face of the Earth!”
“Fuck off, I was in Canada!”
“So was I! Canada is fucking huge!”
He glared at you for a long moment before another smile broke out on his face.
“You’re going to be so much fun.” He smiled before leaning down and kissing you.
You rested your hands on his lower back, his body was so warm, so comforting as he pressed his lips against yours, again and again and again.
And that was fine, even when tears started streaming down his face everything was fine, soulmates kissed and cried and laughed in public all the time, it wasn't a new sight to anybody. The sixth flood was mostly deserted anyways.
It wasn't until he ground his crotch against your did the problems started. He was beautiful, undeniably so. And in this moment- and every moment forward- he was everything to you. And you wanted to give him everything. So when he pressed himself against you, looking at you through his thick eyelashes, bright eyes looking into yours, you had no choice but to oblige. Holding his hips you pulled him down against you, rolling your hips against his.
His body stiffened for a moment before he relaxed. Little pants escaping the man, letting him do as little work as possible, moving his hip with your hands.
“As much as I love the idea of letting you fuck me outside, we should really head inside.”
He didn’t have to say anything else before you picked him up, scaring the crap out of him, and walked over to your apartment with him in your arms. He laughed as you unlocked the door, gasped when his back his the nearest flat surface.
You were impatient, you know, but he was your soulmate. And sure, you had the rest of forever to savor that, you wanted him to know here and now that he is yours and that’s never going to change.
Klaus was surprisingly skilled at getting out of his clothes, a skill he’d picked up over the years.
“You’re trying to kill me, aren't you?” you muttered, watching him somehow take his underwear off while you were still holding him against the wall.
He laughed, “something like that.”
You kissed- and bit- every bit of his exposed skin. He moaned and giggled, keeping his arms around you, surprisingly strong. You could tell everytime you found a little sensitive spot as his nails would dig into your back, warm yet painful scratches already covering your back.
You wasted as little time as you could, prodding at his mouth with two fingers, watching him stick his tongue out and pick them so gently, running his tongue around every individual finger before taking them into his mouth. It was a hypnotizing sight. You could still feel his tongue lapping against your fingers until they were nice and wet. You pulled away, he held a satisfied grin on his face.
“Stay still..” you said, looking him in the eye before slowly pushing your fingers into his tight hole. He whined and moaned and rocked his hips hard against your fingers, mouth falling open and those pretty eyes flittering shut. His body relaxed after a moment, you pressed in farther, then pulled out, then pressed back in. Over and over again, watching him loose his already slipping composure. You didn't stop, even when you felt he was loose enough you didn't stop, even he whined and whimpered about being so close to cumming. Pressing your fingers hard against him, you watched as his mouth flew open as cum spurted out of his untouched cock and all over your chest.
Once he called down a bit, he offered to stop and help you clean yourself up, but you weren’t ready to stop, and honestly neither was he. Pinning him back up against the wall, using your body to keep his legs spread wide.
Desperately, you pressed into his hole, wet and slick enough for you to slid right in. He only whimpered, shouting when you pulled out and slammed right back in.
He became illegible in a matter of second, a mouth so smart turned to a mess in moments. Resting against your shoulder, letting you hear every one of his noises up close. He wasn’t quiet either, you figured you’d be getting some angry letters from your neighbors soon, more than likely the guy in 522. You weren’t jealous, obviously not, because you were fucking him and 522 wasn’t but you could admit that you thrusted a little harder than before when you thought about it. Be it possessive instinct from your soul bond or something else it didn’t matter.
He apparently had the longevity of a guvking God, round after round after round, he never complained, only begged for more and more. Even after he'd covered your chest in cum over five times and after you'd filled his ass at least three times, he didn't stop, and neither did you, you couldn't, it was like your body and all of its energy were replenished each and every time he moaned about how close he was, or clawed at your back and hair.
Things didn't slow down until, suddenly, he's body seemed to give out. Completely lax against your, you stated down at him, face pressed into your chest, humming delightedly.
“Are you...?”
He nodded, a goofy smile on his face.
“Yeah, I think I pushed myself a little too far.”
You've never pulled out fast.
“Ah shit, are you sure you're okay, do you need anything?”
Stringing his arms around your neck and his legs around your waist.
“Hhm, a good nap. Food?”
“Of course,” you said, walking to your bedroom with him still in your arms. Leaving behind a pile of clothes as you entered your room, laying him on the bed as gently as you could.
He was asleep before you ever got to the bed. You cleaned him up with a warm towel and found him some clothes that fit him. Putting them on as gently as you could, it wasn't too hard, he apparently slept like a brick.
After cleaning up yourself, you got into bed next to him, so tired but unable to look away. Your soulmate, right here after all these years. As your eyelids became heavy, you made mental note to ask him his name tomorrow.
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ch0c0-cake · 2 years
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Five With an S/O Scared of Fireworks
five hargreeves x male!reader
decided to write this because i hate fireworks and couldn’t find any comfort fics, thus i wrote this little thing myself. so this is kind of a self insert. my bad-
this is set in a nice little AU where they stopped the apocalypse the first time with no problems
warnings - cursing
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No one in the Umbrella Academy celebrated 4th of July much, but many people around did. Especially in a large city.
There were MANY fireworks.
Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, and Viktor sat outside just watching calmly until Klaus spoke up.
“Has anyone seen dear (Y/n) anywhere?” He hummed out, leaning forward in his chair and glancing around.
“Haven’t seen him.” Luther shrugged.
“I saw him in the kitchen, but didn’t see him come outside.” Allison spoke, rubbing her thighs a bit.
“Should we check on him..?” Viktor spoke softly, glancing to the rest of his family.
“Someone should, duh.” Diego flipped a knife up in the air and caught it. “He’s family and shit. Shouldn’t you know where he is, Five?”
The group looked around and Five stood up. “I’ll look for him. I don’t think he’s a fan of fireworks.” He went inside without another word. Five didn’t know the extent of your fear, or else he would have already been at your side.
Upon realizing you weren’t in your room, he went to his own instead. That’s really the only other place you’d be. He knocked softly on the door.
“(Y/n)? You in there? Everyone’s asking about you.” He waited a couple seconds for some kind of response, frowning when he didn’t get one. He almost knocked again, but stopped when a loud whimper came from the room after a rather loud firework went off somewhere outside. “Hey, I’m coming in.” He said, determination now in his tone. He opened the door quickly and his heart dropped at what he saw.
There, curled up in his bed, lay you. Your face peered out from a large pile of blankets, and you held two pillows against either sides of your head. You were shaking so bad the mountain of blankets were quivering as well. Another firework boomed and you flinched with another soft cry.
“Oh shit.” Five whispered, swiftly going over to where you were curled. Your knuckles were white as you gripped the pillows against your ears, trying to block out the sound as best you could. Your breath was fast, bursting in and out quickly. Your lip quivered like a baby about to start bawling.
“Come here, I’ve got you.” He got onto the bed next to you and instantly pulled you into his arms. You dropped the pillows and clung to Five like a baby clinging to its mother. Your body jerked as another firework boomed, sobs wracking your body as multiple went off at once. He held you tightly against him in an attempt to ground you, pressing kisses to the top of your head.
“Hey hey hey, look at me.” He whispered, taking your face in one of his hands and looking into your teary eyes. Your eyes shut tightly at the sound of more fireworks. “Just look at me, sweetheart. Breathe.” He kept his voice low, not wanting to scare you anymore. You opened your eyes and looked at him, and he could tell you were trying hard to stop crying. “I know you’re scared, I know it’s loud. Just focus on me.” He kept his voice tender and gentle.
“I-I-I ca-can’t-”
“Shhhh…yes you can. You’ve faced much worse than fireworks. I’m right here. I’m here to take care of you.” His voice was soft yet firm. You began to attempt to talk to him, trying to convey what you wanted from him. His eyes never left yours, being patient while you tried to get your words out.
“C-C-Can we-” you paused to let out another sob. “Sn-Snuggle?”
Five offered a small smile. “Of course we can snuggle if it makes you feel better.” He held you close with one arm and used his free hand to adjust the pillows back on the bed. Stopping to comfort you every time a firework went off, he laid down with you in his arms and pulled the blankets over the best he could. He brought your face into his neck, trying to cover your ears the best he could.
He whispered sweet nothings into your ears, kissing your forehead and temples whenever you flinched due to the loud booming of the fireworks. Overtime, he felt you gradually relax into his body.
“That’s it. Just relax, darling. I’m right here. Not going anywhere, understand? I love you so so much.” Five cooed, playing with your hair and then going to rub your back.
Once you stopped responding to him and the fireworks, he carefully adjusted so he could see your face. He smiled once he saw your eyes closed, lip no longer quivering. You were sleeping like a baby.
“There we go…” Five kept his voice quiet, not daring risking waking you. He allowed himself to relax as well, holding you protectively and falling asleep to the sound of your soft breathing and the fireworks going off outside.
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note - hey so, i sort of need to make an official tag list? i know some of you want to be tagged for the ‘let go’ series, but im not certain if the same people want to be tagged for other works. thus! if you would like to be on my tag list, please just send me a message or an ask, it would be much appreciated !
tags 🏷 - @ay4kshalatus
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g4ythur · 2 years
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Okay, I have no idea how to continue the Ben x gn!reader story, so i thought I would just write Klaus x male!reader until I have an idea for the other story.
So imagine: Klaus and male!reader meet in december in an alley, where Klaus sits while he is incredibly high and can't think straight. It's really cold and Klaus isn't wearing warm enough clothes and the reader passes him and thinks: "Shit, that guy will freeze if he won't go inside."
So the reader stops and begins to talk to him, even though he normally doesn't like to talk to strangers in very dangerous alleys.
Funny thing, I'm finished with the story and just need to edit it-
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lychello · 1 month
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Hel
Holy shit i'm completely out of my headspace and need ideas to Write Again this is deadass a cry for help
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kl4us4 · 2 years
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KL4US’s MASTERLIST
stranger things, umbrella academy, sherlock, the 100, daredevil blog previously known as: octavia-marie-blake.
DAREDEVIL
MATTHEW MURDOCK
fear of god (x f!reader, on-going) - working as an investigative journalist, trailing a string of murders has you running to matthew murdock - and daredevil - for help
can't let you go (x f!reader) - when matty shows up beaten and bruised - again - you’re not sure how much more you can take.
STRANGER THINGS
STEVE HARRINGTON
shoot to kill (x f!reader) - my words shoot to kill when I'm mad, I have a lot of regrets about that
caught (x f!reader) * - fucking bf!steve in front of billy
morning (x f!reader) * - morning sex w bf!steve
a new hope (x reader) - forcing steve to watch star wars so that he can get a job at the video store
EDDIE MUNSON
the chain (x f!reader) - hawkins, indiana. 1986. it's your senior year at Hawkins High and everything's supposed to be easy - until a night in Eddie's trailer has you both running for your lives.
begin again (x reader) - dealing with the aftermath of eddie surviving, but not being accepted back into hawkins
everything (x f!reader) - your family don’t seem to care much about your birthday - but there’s one person willing to make it extra special for you.
light and high beauty (x f!reader) - a calm afternoon spent listening to eddie read aloud at his place.
mr. rager (x f!reader) - eddie's desire to fit in has never resurfaced as much as it does while watching you gain attention from the popular crowd. things get messy when jason targets eddie, yet again
'broken nose' kind of protective (x f!reader) - eddie loves his uncle - he's almost a father to him. he just hates when he brings his rowdy, disrespectful friends to the trailer park.
matilda (x f!harrington!reader) - you had held off from telling your parents about your metalhead boyfriend. at the cusp of your anniversary, eddie feels like your parents should know about the two of you.
UMBRELLA ACADEMY
KLAUS
churchyard (x f!reader) - he communicates with spirits, you communicate with angels
a perfect world (x reader) - reader dies suddenly but is still able to see klaus
quiet (x reader) - your power gives you the ability to create silence
caught (x reader) - being caught by klaus stealing from the happily departed reginald hargreeves
the same (x f!reader) - leaving rehab at the same time as klaus and being there for him during s1 [I II III]
close and beautiful (x reader) - being back by klaus' side through difficult and confusing times
action (x reader) - a city akin to gotham yet no vigilante to guard its citizens - until one day, there is
11 years older and 22 inches taller (x reader) - you're happily dating klaus but five seems to have a small crush on you [I II]
hold on (x reader) - as Klaus’ best friend, you had to deal with your fair share of incidents where he’s pushed himself over the edge - but none like this
BEN
landslide (x reader) - trying to live life without him
perfect (x f!plussize!reader) - ben is so certain you're perfect, he wishes you knew it too
FIVE
go best friend (x bestfriend!reader) - being friends with five is always fun
DIEGO
take care of you (x gn!reader) - after diego comes home late, you share some cuddles and love
nothing breaks like a heart (x f!reader) - you and diego are in love but it breaks his younger brothers heart
meeting grace (x reader) - you finally get to meet your boyfriend's mom
the whole truth (x lawyer!reader) - diego is on trial, you're his lawyer and he does not make it easy
beautiful boy (x m!reader) - you never miss a chance to tell diego how beautiful you think he is
alone now (x reader) - diego asking you to marry him
read all about it (x journalist!reader) - when you see a former superhero from the Umbrella Academy follow five armed robbers into a bank, you just know you have to get the full story
SHERLOCK HOLMES (BBC)
bad men (x f!reader) - sherlock needs your help - after all, you're the best assassin in london
bearer of bad news (x f!reader) - it's all too much - the cases, the heinous crimes, handling Sherlock's cold remarks - and you snap
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moonyswritinq · 1 year
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five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"
you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."
diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."
klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."
luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."
allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."
viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"
five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"
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blossomsl0ve · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes Pt. 2 | The Umbrella Academy |
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Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Ben, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Y/n: BLOCKED.
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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Five: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Y/n:
Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Y/n: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Lila: Only if you also don't ask why
Lila: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Y/n:
Lila:
Y/n: This one is fine
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Klaus: Goodnight moon.
Klaus: Goodnight tree.
Klaus: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Y/n: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Klaus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Klaus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Y/n: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Viktor: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Diego: Just rip the bandage off.
Y/n: It’s Five.
Diego: Put the bandage back on.
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