so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere
the wood collective plot line is literally fucking sooo comical. you have Big Salmon(corporation made entirely to irritate doc) and doc (Unspeakable Power of Destructive Machinery not yet available) who are now forced into a Get-Along-Shirt (they Will get their permits revoked if they don’t work together). doc tried his hardest to gain complete control over the wood industry. he’s Now forced to awkwardly do business with the 2 guys he blew up last week. The Most they can do is hurl insults at each other. it makes it even funnier because doc is 10x more powerful then either beef or skizz, but beef and skizz dominate their interactions with combined louder insanity. the wood collectives’ dynamic is like a sitcom set up i swear.
Tim, suddenlly looking up: Oh My God
Dick: What? are you okay? What happened?
Tim: I just realized why Jason keeps making jokes about how he died
Jason: Yeah, because I died. It was a fairly big thing
Tim: No, it's because nothing else happened when you were Robin
Jason: What
Tim: Dick's the original Robin and the first sidekick, not to mention Discowing, so he has a lot to joke about-
Dick: Hey! Discowing was cool
Tim: No it was not. Neither was Ric without a k. Never be anything but Nightwing
Dick: Aw, you like it when I'm myself
Tim: No, I'm less tramatized when you're yourself. Anyway, Steph started a gang war, Demon Brat died and came back to life and is still Robin, Duke's not Robin but he started We Are Robin and jumped out of a police car before being a vigilante and I have my own things that we don't need to discus-
Dick: Saved the world in a intergalatic baseball game-
Jason: Hid the purchase of your own batmoblie in the batarang expenses-
Dick: Sunk around and took photos of vigilante at the age of 9-
Tim: THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS! Back to what I was saying, Jason's the boring robin
Jason: Rude-
Tim: You were the good robin, the little crazy shit you did like steal the tires off the batmobile were kinda overshadowed by the fact that you like Jane Austen and you been red hood is because you died so everything you've done since then still has to do with the one thing that happened to you as Robin
Dick: Oh My God. You said you were sticking to the same joke over and over again so it would have the same effect, but really you have nothing else to make jokes about
Tim: Exactly!
Jason: We really don't have to talk about this-
Tim: I need to go tell Steph immediately
Dick: I need to go tell everyone immediately