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poprocksrights · 3 years

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Class 1A weed headcanons

Deku: Conspiracy theorist high. Goes on and on for hours about some weird conspiracy but like the really stupid kind like, “unicorns are real and secretly running the government and here’s the proof” kind of conspiracy.

Uraraka: Giggly 24/7 laughs at absolutely everything and anything you say or do, while twirling around in circles in the air with her quirk. Probably would also use her quirk on someone else and then spin them around for funsies.

Kaminari: Zones out for hours and then suddenly randomly bursts out cackling and says the most intelligent and funny thing ever before going silent again and staring off into space.

Iida: Takes one little peef poof of that indica and passes the fuck out with his head on someone’s lap. Either that or he’s gotten ahold of Sativa and is tweaking the fuck out in which case someone will unfortunately have to go get recovery girl before he starts thinking that he’s dying or smthn.

Tsu: Doing sick backflips and magic tricks that she wouldn’t even know how to do otherwise and blows everyone’s tiny little himbo-ified brains.

Momo: Girl has the munchies like crazy and will absolutely obliterate the cupboards and the fridge and then order like thirty pizzas. If you’re lucky you will get ONE slice.

Tokoyami: Gremlin rules. Don’t feed him after midnight. Also God forbid you turn the lights out. It’s over for you man, idk what to tell you. It was nice knowing you dude. Maybe only let him have a puff during daylight hours.

Todoroki: Lazy couch potato boy. Will do his best to try to listen to you when you speak but all he’s hearing is total gibberish man. Although he’ll love you forever if you run your fingers thru his hair or cuddle him or just sit with him and enjoy each other’s presence with some music.

Shinsou: Chronic dry mouth. Has to nurse a huge jug of literally any beverage. Probably spaces out in between each chug and forgets to go pee until it’s almost too late. Probably also unusually social when high and wants to be everyone’s friend.

Mina: The trip sitter who got them all high. She’s having a blast recording everyone, and is surprisingly super responsible and good at keeping her eye on everyone. (She’s a party girl when she’s high and will absolutely get down with anyone and try to be anyone’s friend. She’d probably start talking to a bug and try teachin it a tiktok dance or smthn if she was alone.)

Bakugo: The nervous babey high. He only wanted to try it a little bit because it was good for destressing. He ends up being super self conscious about everything and anything he’s doing, gets really sensitive and wants everyone’s attention. Probably blushes a lot and buries his face in his hands over literally anything. Also He WANTS HAND HOLDIES so you better GIVE IT TO HIM, it’s your only chance for non-sparring skin on skin contact you best take it.

Kirishima: Sativa only for him. This boy be running around playing with everyone like a puppy dog. He wants to have fun, and he HAS to be at least holding something to fidget with or he’ll start tweaking out. He has to absolutely touch anything and everything which can be a challenge for whoever’s with him when he starts reaching for stuff like stove burners and open containers of safety pins or something. He’s probably sitting on the couch with Todoroki and Bakugo and holding Bakugo’s sweaty little hands with one hand and patting Todoroki’s hair with the other.

Sero: Absolutely a prankster. He’s taping up plastic wrap traps for everyone to run into. Probably also has chronic dry eye and jokes that he’s Mr Aizawa the whole time. He will not rest until he’s made you laugh at least once.

Hagakure: Running around pranking everyone with her quirk. Stealing someone’s chips here, drinking their drink there, sneaking up on them and scaring them when they zone out. Probably scares Kaminari too hard and feels really bad when he starts crying or having anxiety. Probably also runs into Sero’s plastic wrap traps at least hmmmm several times.

Jiro: Sat in a corner and talking to a wall. Maybe singing to herself but is doing it absolutely horribly but doesn’t care. Shes vibing and living her best life. Probably also confesses her love to someone. Might’ve been like three different people at once who knows.

Ojiro: Hes the homie you can leave for an hour to go get McDonald’s and then come back to find that he hasn’t moved an inch or even noticed you were gone. Probably super appreciates the McDonalds chicken nuggies and thinks you just magically pulled it out the fucking ether just for him. Maybe you did, because he certainly deserves those nuggies.

Sato: Abandons all culinary laws. This mans eating a raw potato with some ketchup on it, or mixing a packet of gravy and can of chili and some ramen and whatever leftovers he can find in the fridge together and calling it “a gourmet culinary masterpiece.” Kaminari is the only one who eats it and doesn’t throw up. Sato probably also accidentally leaves the burner on or gets like fifteen pieces of silverware out and leaves them all around the counter because he keeps forgetting that he already got one out. Burns his grilled cheese until it’s jet black and eats it anyways.

Shoji: Hes a hugs not drugs kinda person. He won’t admit that he’s having fun keeping an eye on everyone with Mina. He keeps an eye on Tokoyami the most though and makes sure the lights don’t go out. You gotta watch out for your boyfriend boo.

Aoyama: Drains his entire bank account on expensive cheese because he’s the one person they failed to keep an eye on. He’s shiny so Tokoyami probably follows him around, and Dark Shadow probably convinces him to buy more cheese than he needs. Aoyama probably becomes a disco ball again at some point and enjoys every second of the attention.

Koda: He’s the one who’s sitting there babbling and making his own language while he’s zooted. Every time you speak to him he’s mumbling something different and you cant understand a thing he’s saying. Eventually though he’s the one who screams “SCATTER” when an adult person shows up to check on them. Of course half of them are probably zoned out so hard they don’t hear him.

Mineta: Greened out in the first hour when he ate too many edibles after Mina told him not to and passed out in a puddle of his own vomit.

Aizawa: Fucking busts their asses.

#weed #marijauna #drugs?#ask to tag?#bnha #mha #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #my hero academia #headcanons #I’m not tagging every individual character #that’s too much work for me thanks

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soldmysoultootomeboys · 3 years

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Jealous Brothers

Writing asmo > Trying to write anyone else

idk why hes just so much fun to write for

Lucifer

You didn’t mean to see them

Lucifer had some errands to run in the human world and you decided to tag along. I mean when you heard how close he would be to your old home town you were eager to go. Sure you might love the Devildom but that didn't mean you weren't a bit homesick for some old sights.

You don't even notice them at first. The thing that alerts you to their presence is the sound of someone yelling before you're tackled into a hug.

You immediately recognize your best friend and are just as excited

Lucifer is confused af???

At first glance he had naturally assumed that they were some sort of assailant. As rare as it was for someone to attack him in the devildom the human world does not carry his same reputation.

But when you go to hug them back he realizes that something else is going on

You explain that this is your best friend and practically beg him to let them tag along

He's reluctantly agrees (Still a bit annoyed that he is once again interrupted on what is supposed to be an outing alone)

But how much trouble could one human cause?

A lot is what he realizes. It's not the trouble itself but the fact that your friend is so...close with you

Always clinging to each other, an arm wrapped around a waist, hugging as you walk, holding hands during breaks, as if you would die without their touch

Were you really so touch starved? Had he not provided you with more than ample opportunity to do the same with him?

Every little touch you gave them was one he had claimed

He had reserved your attention (even going as far as to make up some business on why he was visiting your home in order to catch your interest) and now some interloper was once again stealing you away

The jealousy continues to build as you travel

When it's finally time to bid goodbye (of course with a million hugs and promises to see each other again) he practically drags you away. It's time to take responsibility for your actions and see exactly how jealous you made him

Mammon

It had been pretty hard to make friends in the Devildom, or at least at first

No one had wanted to get close to the new exchange student, unless it was for some other nefarious purpose. So making your first friend (that hadn’t wanted to eat you) was a pretty big deal!

Sure things were no longer so tense with your classmates, (contempt breeds familiarity or something like that) but that doesn’t mean that you should forget the first demon outside the brothers that bothered to look past all of that

You hadn’t been able to spend much time with him thanks to the brothers who seemed to get caught up in some crazy scheme every week, so you decided to invite your bestie over for games and movies

If only you had considered how some of the other demons in your life might react to that

The two of you are cuddling when Mammon walks in. You leg over his thigh with one of his clawed hands curled in your hair, the two of you are the picture of (platonic) love. Well to anyone but Mammon

He freezes when he sees the way you wrap around each other

And then he explodes

"Oi MC! Who is this person!!! Why are they in your bed with you?!!"

You're quick to jump up wanting to introduce your first best friend to your first demon. Why wouldn't you want the most important men in your life to get along?

Mammon does not agree in the slightest.

He doesn't even try to hide it.

After his initial outburst he’s quick to complain about anything this ‘other man’ does, even if its something as harmless as getting a glass of water. After being kicked out from your room (for some reason humans don’t like being yelled at, who knew) he resorts to petty mischief. Like any good demon he immediately decides the best course of action is to prank Lucifer and blame it on your friend.

Like any competent demon Lucifer sees right through his act.

But what else can Mammon do when every cutesy giggle and gently hand holding is like an arrow to his chest. You were the one person who didn’t treat Mammon like shit. He couldn’t just lose you...right? Even if you were happier without him. Even if…

The final straw is when you call your friend ‘love’ cradling his face. Mammon's heart breaks right there.

He sulks in his room for the rest of the time your visitor is there, refusing to leave even when you call for him. But the door is unlocked (a sort of last ditch effort for your attention) and when you walk in you find him moping in the corner. It takes a lot of reassurance and cuddles to remind him that ‘Mammon will always be your number one’ even if you have other friends. He lets you off with a promise that you’d spend as much time holding him as you did your friend. Not that he wants to cuddle or anything (he says arms open wide). It’s just that it's only fair.

Levi

Levi’s the avatar of envy. He knows that. It's in his blood, his very being, to be upset when something takes what's his.

He didn’t get some cool sin like his brothers. No passionate wrath just burning to be unleashed, no pride holding his head high above the clouds where thoughts of jealousy can’t even touch. He was stuck with a disgusting secretive little thing that stewed in his chest and consumed his very being.

It whispers to him at night, tells him about everything he could have. Things that would be easy if he was better or stronger or just not him. It points out the way you linger in his brother's presence and how if he’s not careful he will lose you.

That being said he’s not even surprised to see you with someone else

Of course you have better friends.

I mean Levi was just some otaku you got stuck with. You probably wouldn’t even give him a second glance if you had met somewhere else. He gets it. He knows more than anyone how toxic he is, but do you have to cuddle with someone else right in the middle of the living room?

That's such normie shit.

His jealousy is obvious. He’s the avatar of envy he doesn’t know any other way.

So he continues to send dirty looks to your friend or mutter under his breath (in easy to hear tones) about how ‘it’s totally not fair’

If he’s confronted he’s the type to completely and vehemently deny it. He’ll glare and keep his distance but catch him in a hug and he will completely break down, already melting into a needy puddle even as he attempts to escape your grip. Because that’s just what he was, weak. He doesn’t have an all consuming hunger or glamorous lust, all he has is envy. Something so weak that it melts in your presence. He’s a demon, he should be filled with his sin. But when you lay your hand on his cheek like that it all seems to disappear. And maybe that isn’t so bad.

Satan

He knows he can't hurt the new ‘friend’ you brought home. You would be so upset and that's the last thing he wants.

It doesn't stop him from wanting to throw them through the nearest window though.

He tries to think of it logically.

Humans are pack animals of course you've formed bonds like this. It would be more concerning had you not. He should be happy you had such close friends to share your struggles with.

But then they grab your hand holding it between theirs, and he wants to break each and every one of their tiny fragile fingers.

Eventually he’s forced to distance himself in his room to avoid such a situation.

He curls up with a good book but he just can't focus. All he could think of is how their arm is probably curled around you right now. Maybe you’re even holding hands or cuddling. The thoughts stew in his head like a black fog running in circles as he imagines everything you might be doing.

He's finally distracted from his thoughts when he hears the click of the door. He picks up his book so he can pretend like he was reading the entire time.

You step in having wondered where your favorite demon had disappeared to.

"You're not with your new friend?" He can't help the coldness of his tone, but when you flinch he regrets it. You don't deserve it. Even if you did make him jealous.

When you explain that they went home the tension dissolves from his shoulders and he puts his book down with a relieved sigh.

Asmo

He's not jealous. He's NOT.

He's had plenty of lovers and never had he been so attached to one that he was not willing to give them up in favor of a better prize.

He's the avatar of lust its just not who he is.

Or at least that's what he tells himself when he sees the demon currently splayed over your lap.

You had met her through Asmo.

After dragging you to yet another party he had introduced you to one of his friends. Immediately you hit it off and he was glad that he seemed to have found a new squad to party with.

Cue two weeks later with the two of you attached at the hip and Asmo the unfortunate third wheel

It was a role he had never played before and the fact he introduced you made it even worse.

So he butts in. It’s only natural to want to sit near you and he does, wrapping his hand around your waist to get your attention. You hardly even notice! You’re so busy talking with her you only give him a friendly shoulder bump in response.

Asmo resists the urge to glare down at the other demon. She looked so comfortable resting over your legs, one hand intertwined with yours.

That was his spot. Something reserved especially for him and reinforced by the fact that he was the only demon in the house small enough to not completely crush you when he sat down. So why were you letting her sit there?

You laugh at something that women says running your free hand through her hair in response.

That was supposed to be for him!!!

Hardly able to take it anymore he does what he does best. Get attention.

"MC!" He whines clinging to your shoulder and rubbing his face against it in a needy display of affection. "You're not even paying attention to me."

You toss the hand not holding that homewrecker over his shoulder pulling him close, a gesture he accepts even if it's not the one he wants.

He sits in a pouty silence until she leaves before dragging you off to his room. He pushes you on the bed so he can sit in your lap and cradle your face making sure every ounce of your attention is directed to him. He kisses you, once, twice, smearing lipstick marks over your face, a needy, impatient, mess.

"Why were you being so nice to her?" He whines against your lips. "Your eyes should be reserved for me."

He doesn't let you go until he's reassured that you like him way more than her.

Beel

Beels never been a terribly jealous person.

He knows realistically you're bound to have other friends, it's just who you are. Demons and angels alike flock to you.

But when he actually sees the stranger curled up next to you he's filled with a feeling that's almost worse than his hunger.

Mammon had brought them home, a mutual friend of a friend or something like that. He hadn’t been paying too much attention at the time. He wasn’t sure where Mammon was, but he had heard the screams coming from Lucifer's room so it wasn’t hard to guess. Thus leaving you with a strange new demon. Alone.

This was fine...

Beel takes it out on the kitchen, eating almost twice as much as before to fill the ache in his gut

It doesn’t help, not even a bit

So he turns to working out, trading in snacks and empty calories for sweat and stress. He can’t bring himself to leave the house, not with you and a stranger together, so he retreats to his room, extremely in tune with the way your scent mingled with his.

This was fine, he reassured himself, lifting his heaviest weight yet. You had always made friends easily, this was no different. It’s not like you would fall in love with them or something.

I mean think about how his Fangol practices would go. With you in the stands, practice turned into all out war, with each demon competing to show off in front of the exchange student, not that you’d ever seemed to notice. Even his teammates who had once mocked you behind your back had changed their tune, brightening when you came by and puffing up in pride when you complimented them.

It was even worse when they won a real game. You would rush down from the stands to congratulate him and he could feel every one of his teammates eyeing your every move, hungry, but this time not for a fresh meal.

It left him with an uncomfortable feeling. But he’d place his big hand on your shoulder and you’d smile up at him and the feeling would disappear. Because at the end of the night you would be going home with him, no one else.

Maybe that made him possessive, so what. You came to his family first, you protected them and cared about them. Or at least he hoped you did. Because he cared about you. How could he not.

But now you were here, with some stranger.

When he finally came out your friend was gone and he was filled with relief.

But the feeling didn’t dissipate, not entirely, or maybe he just hadn’t noticed it before. But when Mammon grabbed your hand to pull you away or when Asmo would kiss your cheek it came back.

If he was a bit needier from then on you didn’t remark on it. He couldn’t help wanting to cling to your side or press into your every touch.

Maybe...maybe he should be more wary of his brothers after all.

Belphie

He doesn't even notice at first. He's so busy napping he's not even awake to see you come home with someone else.

But when he finally moves from the particularly nice section of couch he had been lying on in order to find you for cuddles he is NOT happy to find a new demon on what he claimed as his.

This meant war.

He glares at them sending every bit of loathing he had their way before flopping onto your side. Here came the slow process of invading your lap, in a terrible contest of who can take up the most of your space. Jokes on them, Belphie was an expert at tricking his brothers away from you.

Through sheer patience and willpower he manages to push them away so he can take up the entirety of your space.

Before they can even leave he’s asking you to never see them again, probably right to their face

He had enough competition from his brothers, he wouldn’t stand for anyone else getting in his way

#obey me mammon #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #Obey Me Levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me shall we date #shall we date #swd #obey me swd

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kaalamarii · 4 years

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Three Day Weekend

Summary: MC’s been partying and summons Mammon when things get out of hand.

Pairings: Mammon/Unnamed female MC

Word Count: 2018

Warnings: drug use, brief sexual content, drug overdose, set after the game, angst with a tiny tiiiny bit of fluff at the end.

It both felt like several hours and only a few seconds since she had been at the party.

The pounding bass of the music, rattling the floor and the walls; the pulsating lights that alternate color and made everyone look as if they were stop motion animated; the feel of the high, invincible and floating; the sweaty bodies grinding against each other and running their hands all over each other. Her pupils were dilated, round and black like buttons, matching the circles under her eyes. She had been up for days, consuming basically nothing unless she could smoke it or snort it.

MC laughed as a random guy came up behind her and gripped her hips, pressing his groin into her. “Who the fuck are you?” she asked through her laughter.

He mumbled something in her ear but she couldn’t hear him over the noise of the party. She simply nodded, not sure what she was agreeing to, but not really caring either. He grabbed her hand and led her away from the dancing bodies and up the stairs. She grinned at her friends, shrugging. They all cheered and hollered.

MC and the guy found an empty bedroom. He went to kiss her but she stuck her hand out, a dopey smile on her face. “You’ll get what you want if you’ve got some party favors.”

The guy smirked. “Alright, what you want?”

“Whatcha got?”

He dug in his pocket, pulling out baggies of pills, a couple with white powder. She pointed to the powder. He nodded, opening it and emptying it onto the side table. He separated the powder into sloppy parallel lines. The two took turns snorting the lines.

“We gonna fuck now?”

She chuckled, lying back on the bed. “Sure. Just don’t cum in me.”

MC felt the familiar tingling running through her face and body. Every touch of the stranger on top of her felt like heaven, but thoughts of hell ran through her mind. She remembered the seven demon brothers. And Diavolo. And RAD. She remembered the angels, Solomon.

She squeezed her eyes shut, trying to push the memory of her year in Devildom out of her brain. It hurt too much to think about how she left it behind. The demons who had become her friends and their dark yet comforting house.

She missed late night snacks with Beel, and weekend long gaming sessions with Levi. She missed Asmodeus doing her hair and makeup and gossipping as if they were teenage girls. She missed playing pranks on Lucifer with Satan, and how Belphie would fall asleep whenever they all tried to watch a movie together.

And Mammon.

Her first.

The two of them did everything together that year. Shopping trips, delicious (and some questionable) meals at Hell’s Kitchen, skipping class together to fuck in the empty classrooms. Mammon would sneak out most nights and join her in her room, where they’d cuddle in bed together and talk until morning time.

They were both upset by her leaving, and although she missed them immensely, she couldn’t bear to text them back or pick up her D.D.D. when they called. It was too painful, knowing she’d probably never get to go back. Not to mention, she was so busy all the time. She worked two jobs while trying to support herself through school. Between working, school, and homework, she didn’t have time for much. The pressure had proved to be too much, however, as she forced herself out of her dorm room to go to this party, a party that was now on day three. A party that she had neglected both jobs for, and her classes were shaping up to suffer the same fate.

She looked at the random guy grunting on top of her. He wasn’t amazing at what he was doing, but the drugs made it feel like he was. She wished he was Mammon. Mammon, who was a surprisingly sweet and caring lover, always taking his time with her and eager to please.

The guy didn’t even notice that she wasn’t present, wasn’t reacting to him being inside her. She didn’t mind that he didn’t notice; she knew she was simply a body to get off on and that was okay with her. It’s not like she was looking for love. She knew whatever she had with Mammon couldn’t and wouldn’t be replaced, and she didn’t want anyone else. It broke her heart to know she’d never have that again. What was she going to do? Have a long distance relationship with the demon? Go visit Devildom and move in with him? It’s not like she expected to get married and have babies with Mammon...it’s not like he could grow old with her.

So she had to move on. And drinking, getting high, and fucking random strangers seemed to at least help it not be so painful.

She was quickly starting to get annoyed with her current partner. She figured the drugs were screwing up his ability to finish, and she knew she wasn’t going to climax anytime soon. She couldn’t anymore, not since Mammon.

The effects of the drug were starting to become overwhelming to her. The room was spinning, and she was starting to feel really warm. Her heart was beating at what felt like a mile a minute. She felt sick to her stomach.

She pushed the man off of her. He complained, though his words went through one ear and out the other as she stumbled out the room and through her dancing peers. It was getting warmer and warmer, and she was now sweating. She pushed through the crowd, desperate to get outside into the cool air.

She made it, somehow, and fell onto the driveway pavement. In moments of panicked luicidity, she figured she was dying. What a sight, she thought, me naked, lying in some random driveway. If she was going to die, she had to see him one more time...

“Hear me, denizens of the darkness,” she spoke, her voice shaky and barely above a whisper.

“You who are born of shadow and you who give birth to it. Hear me and do as I command.”

She was slipping out of consciousness.

“I, MC, call upon you to send second of your number... I summon... the avatar of greed…

“Mammon…”

She smiled to herself as she said his name, and shut her eyes, slipping away.

“G’aaah!” Mammon cried out. “What the...where am I? Who summoned me?” he asked, grumpily. “Better not have been those witches-” He spun around to see MC lying on the pavement, in a puddle of vomit, her whole body shaking violently.

Mammon’s face fell. “MC?”

He changed to his demon form so he could use his wings, and gently yet quickly scooped MC up in his arms. She didn’t look well. Bags under her eyes, her nose leaking blood and her hair matted with vomit. She was a lot lighter than he remembered, feeling like a feather as he held her.

He took her to the first hospital he saw, changing back out of his demon form and rushing her in. They took her in, leaving Mammon out in the waiting room, more anxious and scared than he had ever been.

He shakily pulled his D.D.D. out of his pocket to message his brothers.

The seven brothers sat in silence in the waiting room, all of them melancholic and uncomfortable. Mammon was the only one not sitting, instead pacing the room.

“What if she doesn’t make it?” he asked, slowing to face his brothers.

They all exchanged sad glances.

“You can’t talk like that, Mammon,” Satan spoke, uncharastically quiet and gentle. “MC made it through a year in Devildom...She’s escaped death before. She’s not going anywhere.”

They all glance at Belphie who sighs, throwing his head in his hands. Beel pats his back.

“What did she say when she summoned you?” Asmo asked.

“Nothing,” Mammon replied, picking his pacing back up. “Nothing! She wasn’t conscious. She was just...lying there on the ground, shaking. She looked like she hadn’t slept in days.”

A nurse came by to tell Mammon-who had told hospital staff that he was MC’s boyfriend-that he could go see her. The rest of the brothers smiled at him, trying their best to be there for their brother and for MC.

“She’s very lucky you brought her in when you did,” the nurse told him. “You must be her guardian angel.”

He let out a humorless laugh. “Yeah. Something like that.”

She smiled at Mammon and opened the door to MC’s room, letting him in and closing the door behind him.

He took in the sight of MC, seeming so small on the hospital bed, as she looked up at him with barely open eyes.

“Hey…” he said, standing awkwardly at the door and staring down at her. He was almost too afraid to get close, as if that would somehow make it worse.

He was surprised when she chuckled. “I was wondering who they were talking about when they said my boyfriend was here.”

Her voice was hoarse. He shifted uncomfortably and ran his hands through his hair, a movement she had come to recognize as nervousness. “You summoned me.”

“Did I?”

He nodded.

“Shit. I don’t even remember.” She pushed a button on the side of her bed that made it rise so she was sitting up. She put her hand on her head. “My head hurts so much. I guess I really fucked up, huh?”

“You almost died,” he said simply, but he seemed to be saying it more to himself, in disbelief.

“Yeah…”

He finally sat on the chair beside her bed and took her hand in his. “I haven’t heard from you in almost a year.”

“I’m sorry, Mammon. I wanted to call. It’s just been so busy.”

“Ya sure have been,” he said, harshly.

She frowned. “I took one weekend off.”

“One weekend? You look like you haven’t slept or ate in weeks.”

“Like I said, I’ve been busy. It’s not like I meant to overdose. I was just trying to have a little bit of fun, forget about how shitty things are.”

Mammon let go of her hand. He was furious with her, she knew that.

“Why are you pissed at me? I’m alive. I’m okay.”

“But you’re not okay, are ya?” Mammon said, his blue eyes starting to water. “Like, you’re fucking not okay. You’re going on weekend long cocaine benders.”

“Occasionally,” she said with a shrug.

Mammon scoffed, standing up and throwing his hands up. “How are you not getting how serious this is!”

“Look, I know you’re mad. I know I scared you. It’s just...it’s been rough.”

“Rough? Seeing you naked in the middle of a driveway in your own puke was rough. Holding you while you were having a seizure was rough. Wondering if you were going to die was fucking rough!”

His demon form had come out, and he didn’t realize at first, until her eyes went wide. He quickly went back to normal, his eyes watering up. “MC, you need help.”

“I’m fine, Mammon.”

“Look, I’ve had my days of partying. And that’s rough on a demon body. I can’t even imagine what it’s doing to yours.”

MC sighed.

“Just please...promise me you’ll get help? And I’ll come up and visit you more often.” He grabbed her hand again, pulling it up to his lips and planting a soft kiss on her. “And you know, you can summon me whenever you want. Not just in an emergency. Maybe I can talk Lucifer into letting you come back and stay a while. Ya know, like old times. He’s pretty worried about you too.”

“You know, for a demon, you’re pretty sweet.”

He grinned. “Shaddup, human.”

He bent down, kissing her on the head. She put her arms around his neck and pulled him to her, nuzzling into his neck. “I missed you so much, Mammon.”

“I missed you too, human. I love you.”

MC smiled wide. “I love you too, Mammon.”

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Hi~ I have found your blog a few weeks ago and I didn't know how to write a request -_- And I was wondering if I could request RFA+minor trio dealing with MC on sugar rush ? Love your blog :3

Aww thank you! 😃 This was so fun to write, thank you for requesting it!!! 😀 I hope you like it! 😀

Yoosung

He’ll probably eat all those candies with you tbh ;;;

And then you’ll both be on a sugar rush ;;;

Super intense pillow fights!!!

You knock him back too hard and he falls off the bed but instead of getting worried, you both just laugh at loud

Omg you guys just cannot stay still

The most intense Tekken fights ever

With both of you mashing the buttons intensely while screaming and laughing and jumping up and down

Prank calls everywhere

“Hello?”

“HI JUMIN HI HYUNG HELLOHELLOFJAKLFL;AKDJFDWAITYOOSUNG I WANTED TO SAY HI I THINK HE HEARD YOU MC"

Jumin has to hold the phone away from his ear, you two are shouting so loud and stumbling over your words ;;;

And then you both come down from your sugar high

You guys end up in bed, beyond tired with headaches

But you cuddle against each other and manage to smile at each other before calling it a day

Of course, you guys would totally forget how worse you felt when you crashed and would most likely go on another sugar rush

“Hello?”

“ZEN HI ZEN HELLO RAINBOW UNICORN I’M A UNICORN TOO”

“CUT IT OUT YOU TWO!!! STOP EATING CANDY AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!!“

Zen

He’s rushing home from work because it’s movie night and he doesn’t want to keep his princess waiting

When he opens the door though you suddenly jump into his arms and shower him with kisses

“Whoa, babe~”

“Did you miss me that much?”

You would tell him about your day (in fast forward, because your brain was in super speed and your mouth had trouble keeping up at some point ;;;)

Zen sees the pile of chocolate wrappers in the trash can and a light bulb goes off in his head

He makes the popcorn with you but you couldn’t stay still for so long so you start singing the song from the musical he was working on

Omg his heart is melting because you knew all the lyrics and omg he loves your voice so much

He sings with you and you two do the actions and dance moves as well

Only you do an overly exaggerated version of everything because you’re so hyper

And he would laugh and melt on the spot because his girlfriend is so cute and adorable and PERFECT

When the movie starts, you made commentaries on everything and he would comment with you

He’s so happy to see you so excited and bubbly and happy and goddammit you’re so adorable he loves you so much and he would do anything to make you happy

When you start to get quiet though, he just smiles and pulls you closer, letting you lay your head on his shoulder

You manage to fall asleep right before the big finale and Zen carries you to bed and tucks you in

He makes a note to buy less chocolates because he doesn’t want you to eat too much and crash too often, but once in a while he’ll let you binge on sweets and he always makes sure he’s there to take care of you when you crash

Jumin

He comes home and is surprised to see you running around the house with Elizabeth the 3rd

Party music is blaring from his surround sound and his house is a mess

Did his eye just twitch?

But as he watches you, he’s fascinated at your energy and he can’t help but smile

Then he notices the gift basket someone gave him and it looks as though you ate all the chocolates ;;;

But as you’re dancing and singing at the top of your lungs you notice him watching you from the doorway and your husband’s smiling at you

And you reach out your hand to him and he grabs your hand

He was not prepared for what happened next

You started dancing with him but not “proper” dancing noooo you were banging your head and gyrating against him and jumping around omg what kind of dancing is this where did you learn this???

“Jumin, loosen up!!!”

;;; MC i can’t dance like that ;;;

He can think of another activity he’d like to do with you while you’re hyper though…

He sets up his Zetbox and turns on Just Dance (ofc it’s Just Dance, what were you thinking? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

You kill him with perfect dance moves of course, and you laugh as he tries to dance in his suit

But he’s having so much fun with you; he never knew you were a great dancer but of course his wife would be good at everything

When you crash, he notices and picks you up in his arms and carries you to bed

Zen you’re not the only one who works out

And he would tuck you in and make sure you’re comfortable before turning in beside you

You’re more cuddly when you’re tired and he absolutely loves it

Of course he’d rather you not eat too much sweets but if you really want to, he’d ask you to have regular check-ups to the doctor, nutritionist and dentist; your health is still is top priority

Saeyoung

His fridge is stocked with Ph.D Pepper

So it was no surprise when you get a sugar rush from drinking too much ;;;

Saeyoung is finishing something for the agency but you just can’t stay still!

You reload your water gun and sneak up behind him

He’s surprised when you pull back his chair and he tilts backward, eyes wide and Honey Buddha Chips flying everywhere

“MC!!!!”

And then you’re spraying his face with water

IT.

IS.

ON.

Saeyoung is definitely set on vengeance but you’re so hyper that he can’t even get a clear shot; he misses you by inches but you manage to hit him every single time

Seriously this boy is so in-love with you right now

Even Vanderwood is impressed with your accuracy

Well, until he sees the mess you two made ;;;

“OY YOU TWO BETTER CLEAN THIDNDKALALSHLWLA” Oops he slipped on a puddle ☜(˚▽˚)☞

Even Saeran joins in the fun! But that’s because Saeyoung missed you and hit Saeran instead ;;;

You can’t stop laughing hysterically and Saeyoung laughs along with you because he just loves seeing you so happy

Of course he also feels guilty because he knows you’ll feel terrible in a while

And then in the middle of the water fight, you slip and fall on the ground

“MC! Are you alright?” Saeyoung rushes to you…but you’re still laughing

Although you can’t get up anymore because your eyelids have gotten really heavy

And he lifts you to the bed despite your protests

“Saeyoung I can still walk”

“No MC you can’t pressure yourself to walk after your crash! It’s bad for your teeth!”

WTF does that have to do with this???

He’s very goofy but he’s very caring and he makes sure you rest up

Also makes sure to stock up on water ;;;

Jumin hired him to do a photoshoot for his new confectionery store

And you decided to go with him

And of course you’re practically drooling at all the sweets in the store so Jaehee offers you samples

Of everything

Oh my God worse idea ever

You start feeling restless as V takes the shoot and you end up popping more candy into your mouth

And then you’re chatting up Jaehee nonstop

And when she had to do something you chat up Jumin and start joking around with him

You’re so hyper that everything he says seems funny and you laugh a little louder than usual

Which catches V’s attention

When he sees you laughing around with Jumin and talk animatedly with him, he gets a bit jealous but pushes it away because a. Jumin is his best friend and would never hurt him and b. he loves you and trusts you

Of course he still kind of wishes you would be that animated with him too

When the shoot is done you finally run up to V and kiss him on the cheek and start telling him how cool he is and how wonderful the photos turned out and he’s smiling because he’s never seen you this excited and happy

And you’re stumbling over your words but he’s just smiling at you, loving how adorable you are

On the way home you fall asleep in the car ride but he would just lean over and kiss your cheek as you sleep, having found out that you tasted every sweet that the shop offered

Would probably wait in the car with you even when you reach home because he doesn’t want to wake you up this cutie

Saeran

This guy loves ice cream

But he never gets sugar rushes

Unlike you ;;;

You tried to match his ability to eat loads of ice creams in a day and whew boy, he’s not ready for what happens next

You suddenly jump on Saeran’s back and cling to him as you’re on your date

;;; “MC get off my back!”

“Noooo I want to stay here, Saeran~”

Extra cute and hyper MC makes him turn red

You stay on his back and point to the places you want to go and he mutters complaints about how heavy you are but deep down he enjoys carrying you around

At some point though, you climb down his back and start running towards the sea

“MC! The beach is too far, we can’t walk all the way there!” ;;;

As if you were listening ;;;

He brings you to a place overlooking the sea and you both watch as the sun sets

And he glances at you to see a peaceful, lazy grin on your face

“I think all the sugar is gone now.”

“Good. Come on. Let’s go home.”

He’d hold your hand as you follow him sluggishly and he kneels down and offers his back again

You guys end up calling Saeyoung to pick you up though because Saeran’s also tired :)))

Vanderwood

You’re on a date and Vanderwood makes the mistake of buying you a banana split ice cream

Which you eat by yourself because he doesn’t like sweets that much

And he didn’t know it was going to be MASSIVE but you tell him you can handle it

He didn’t expect you to get a sugar rush ;;;

Oh dear God no

It’s like being with a female version of Saeyoung

You’re so hyper and you’re all over the place

He’s tired just by looking at you running down the street

Worse, you drag him along with you, pointing at all the shops and dragging him inside, only to run out again because you could not stay still

And oh my God you just said 4 words in a second like wtf

He cannot keep up with you ;;; Seriously, this secret agent is exhausted ;;; This is more exhausting than fighting off a dozen skilled men

“MC, for the love of God, let’s go home.”

But then as you’re heading to his car, you crash

And he notices that your energy level dropped from 500 to 20

“You shouldn’t have finished that whole ice cream by yourself,” he would tell you repeatedly

Yeah yeah, Mary Vanderwood the 3rd

But this man seriously cares about you

He isn’t very showy but he can’t let his lady walk all the way to the car like this

So he would carry you in his arms the rest of the way, his exhaustion forgotten

He thought you were too tired to notice, but you don’t miss the slight blush on his cheeks or the way he looked at you —like you were the only thing that mattered to him in this world

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