Wait so who found and named Gantlos Jr? *Looks at Duman and Anagan suspiciously*
um well uh okay listen so-
That is a. Fair and founded assumption.
Gantlos Jr was a little 'from death's door to life subscription deluxe' oopsie on Duman's part, and one of the more memorable ones. Because he um. Proceeded to live far beyond the average opossum life expectancy. Is he dead now? Can he die at all? Idk but he's at least like 12. I think. Maybe. Let it be known that this unnaturally old opossum is being spoken to like a tax paying adult at almost all times as well. Started as a joke, but at some point it'd just be rude to do literally anything else.
The naming was somewhat of a joined effort though, including the usual suspects but also?? Ogron?? Stood there, let it happen, added onto it all- Fakest of bitches fr. He found it all very funny right up until Jr actively started living with them and he turned out to find Ogron's hair perfect for munching. Blame the smell of all his hair products.
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you don't even know how many half assed fionna and cake posts i have saved in my drafts. the 1000 word essay i could write about why it's gotten to me this badly, but we don't have time to get into all that.
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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wanted to do my photo project this semester on the notion of mobility aids being extensions of our bodies, the yarn was done by a friend
edit: the shibari comments are one thing but if you put these non-sexual photos of me in my wheelchair on your porn blog i'm blocking you 👍🏻
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Sir Pentious has my whole heart and he deserves nothing but good things for the rest of his (2nd) afterlife
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shadow but he's a literal shadow
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There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—
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favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile
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i'm sorry but i don't think we should call this the "autism website" when there's still posts with tons of notes mocking people who:
struggle with social skills / have anxiety around social settings
are unemployed / unable to work certain jobs
have intense or "age-inappropriate" interests
haven't had certain life experiences that are deemed universal/essential
struggle with personal hygiene
don't have any friends or dating experience
don't go outside much or at all
take things literally / don't get sarcasm/jokes
have unusual ways of speaking
generally aren't "normal"
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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD
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Born to be clingy and obsessive, forced to be cool and nonchalant about things
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