#love gurus

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Escaping Twin Flames Review - Exposes Love 'Coaches'

Jeff and Shaleia Divine claim they can help you find your soulmate, AKA your "twin flame." Read our review of the Netflix documentary "Escaping Twin Flames," which exposes how the couple manipulated and exploited several members in their cult-like group.

Would you pay money to find love? Lot of people around the world are already investing significant funds to discover the “right one,” such as paying for premium memberships on dating websites or, in a country like India, subscribing to paid services on matrimonial websites. Remember Seema aunty from the Netflix show “Indian Matchmaking“, who charged a hefty sum to help wealthy families find…

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#documentary #Entertainment #Escaping Twin Flames docu series review #Escaping Twin Flames Documentary #Escaping Twin Flames Netflix review #Escaping Twin Flames Review #Jeff and Shaleia Divine #love gurus #relationships #Reviews #Twin Flames #Twin Flames Cult

[dcxdpdabbles]

DCxDP: Professional Protector of Love

Danny Fenton moves to Gotham to start a second branch of Fenton Works. At least on paper, in reality, he is there to try and fulfill his obsession now that Amity Park has become too peaceful once he was officially crowned king.

His parents had been overjoyed he wanted to help the family business grow. They had been super supportive the day Danny revealed he was a halfa to them.

His dad even sat him down to apologize for all the hateful things he said about Danny through the years. His mom had been a little less vocal emotionally but she had also given him a deeply severe apology.

When they learned that Danny had been the one to save the town over and over again from invading ghosts, Jack jumped for joy that his son was a ghost hunter and a darn good one at that. They joined Team Phantom, keeping the world safe, and helped Danny hide his hero activities.

It really felt like Danny was part of the family business. It was a blast, even though they remained the town quacks for the first time Danny didn't mind. His parents knew he was a Halfa and they loved him anyway. That's all he needed.

When Clockwork came knocking when he was sixteen to explain that ghosts had chosen to follow the rules of conquest thus Danny was next in line for the throne, to be crowned at twenty, the Fenton's celebrated like Danny had been selected to the best Ivy schools. It meant a lot since realistically Danny didn't think he was getting anywhere with his grades.

His grades were terrible but Jazz helped him get his high school diploma by the skin of his teeth, and he was content with it. Once he graduated high school Danny felt adrift.

Amity Park hadn't been attacked in years due to him being announced as heir of the throne and no ghost would disrespect him by attacking his haunt. It was poor manners to attack the King. Ghost cared a lot about etiquette. Many of them existed because of etiquette.

The thing is Danny's ghost's existence depends on his obsession with Protection so when the ghost stops giving him something to protect Danny falls into his sub-obsession: love.

Sub-obsessions were like a secondary focus for ghosts. It was something that could grab their attention and even help them keep form but not as strongly as their main. It had its cons and pros like most things in life.

For one it wasn't as straightforward as the main obsessions. Protecting someone weaker in any situation was easier to physically do than trying to explain love and get it to appear in life. There are multiple versions of love, which makes things a little better, but Danny still has to depend on others for that to fuel him.

Danny likes to think of main and secondary obsessions in terms of running and jogging. Both got you to where you needed to go. One was just faster, and much more draining to do in the long run. The other took patience and tenacity but was rewarding over time.

The other notable characteristic of sub-obsessions was that they only appeared to ghosts who had an elemental core. Most had their common core- a core portraying to how a ghost came to be, either by death or being born in the Zone.

Danny was a rare few that had an ice core form around his common core. Most elemental ghosts were considered nobility in the zone and their rare appearance granted them special privileges.

One such privilege was attending high-class galas in the zone where he dined with the most important of beings. This was before he even knew he was going to be Ghost King.

It was at one of these Galas that he met Cupid- yes that Cupid- the ghost of love happily explained his Sub-Obession after his own core recognized a kinder spirit. Cupid said that if Danny could not be part of the love he could help others find the different ways love worked and that would help hold him over.

It was a challenge but Danny figured he could use the Greek words of love to help him satisfy his obsession.

He found that if he let his core guide him, the answer to any form of love issue would appear to him. Like his ghost breath activating, it was his sight of people who glow in different colors, telling him what type of love they were currently feeling.

Eros: romantic, passionate love colored red.

Philia: intimate, authentic friendship colored yellow

Storge: unconditional, familial love colored green

Philautia: compassionate self-love colored blue

 Agápe: empathetic, universal love colored white.

Danny wanted to keep his secret identity as Phantom under wraps openly told being he could see "auras" that explain what to do.

Some called him crazy like his parents, but that changed the day after Danny spotted the soft red mixed with a chipper yellow glow around Dash and Kwan. He had pulled both individually to the side to talk about it- Kwan had been less hostile than Dash on his meddling- and only after successfully making them confess and start dating did people notice.

He became known around Casper High as the go-to person whenever they needed advice in any relationship. He even helped Sam finally connect with her parents.

Danny had a gift for it- and whenever he made them feel more love of any kind the more powerful did he feel. It was the same rush as rescuing someone but darn if it didn't have a kick to it. And everyone in Amity Park starts tripping over themselves to talk to him and hear his opinion on the issue.

Sam jokingly told him to start charging people. Tucker took the joke as gospel and created him an email and an online store. He had linked Danny's store to Fenton Works- since the business license was so open-ended- and Danny Fenton, Professional Protector of Love worked under Fenton Works before they finished their junior year.

Danny adored working as a protector of love, but his main obsession needed fulfillment so Jazz suggested a move. Take his love work to the most dangerous city in the county. Protect people by night as Phantom and by day give the downdraught citizens some help in bettering their relationships.

His parents helped him pick out a store with an apartment on the top floor, Tucker as both tech support and a clerk for his small store section of Love Charms, while Sam joined up as a receptionist.

His two best friends were going to be his roommates while they studied at Gothum U for their degrees. He would pay them but until he had a solid client base it wouldn't be a lot.

Both seemed fine with the arrangement since Danny was letting them live rent-free with their own rooms.

Jazz and his parents remained in Amity Park but they swore to visit whenever they could.

It took seven months of work but the store was ready- he styled it to look like ancient Greek Cupid-inspired decore. He also had to get all the legal work out of the way and get familiar with the city before he tried to depute as Phantom.

He figured that for now he could stick to protecting humans from ghosts, vengeful spirits, and the busload of curses that cluttered Gotham. Danny would leave human crime to the Bats while he settled. He would step in if he happened upon a situation but he wouldn't go out of his way to find it.

"Danny, do you need anything for the aura reading?" Sam asks typing away at her desk computer. She took her job seriously. Tucker was typing away on his personal laptop, likely working on some homework. "The first customer is already in the consultation room."

Danny adjusted his pure white suit with small colored lines. He had it specially made to have all the colors he saw in love as his uniform. He wanted to give off the Prince vibe of his ghost status.

"I'm good!" He calls back to her, walking down the soundproof room- to give his clients the privacy they deserve- and giving his best professional smile at the boy sitting on the plush couches inside. He designed the room to look like a Greek palace and he hopes the others appreciate.

"Hello, Mr. Wayne. I hear you need professional help with protecting the various types loves in your life?"

"Tsk." Damian Wayne, in all his twelve-year-old glory, raises his chin. "I am capable of protecting them just fine. I merely... need further information on how to show my fondness is all."

Damian glowed green- which meant he needed help connecting to his family or at the very least learning how to talk to them. Danny's smile widens. "You came to the right place for that. Let's start the ready yeah?"

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #Professional Protector of Love #happy valentine's day #Danny is a love guru #In a way #Took some liberties with Ghost cores #Damian found out about someone who can explain love and went Sign me up #None of the bats know Danny is here #Danny out here to fix relationships and and kick ass #Tucker and Sam just want to live rent free

[isawken]

worried about tumblr's inevitable destruction? well, i'd like to introduce you all to the hot new social media on the block: this photo album containing two pictures on the abandoned facebook account for the 2008 comedy film "the love guru".

first post to get some poor, long-fired social media goon to dust off the account and start banning everyone wins

#kenposting #im serious im encouraging audience participation. who needs discord when you can talk in the Love Guru Official Facebook Account Photo Albu

[weishenkun]

231110 weibo live

#kun #wayv #qian kun #kuntent #i coming back to my roots lmao i havent done a live gifset in years #love the return of the beauty guru! #also apparently he suggested the strings part in the last chorus??? umm hello mr beethoven

[idlerin]

LOVE SICK

a suna rintarou social media au

pairing. suna rintarou x f!reader

synopsis. cupid! calling cupid! as the resident matchmaker slash hopeless romantic of tokyo university, you are the person people look for to get love advice or to set them up with the love of their lives. when suna rintarou comes to you asking for the opposite, to help fend people away from trying to get with him, to the extremes of even asking to fake date you, you couldn't refuse! mostly because you did owe him since he was on the receiving end of a bunch of your clients’ unsuccessful love efforts (hey, you do warn them your matchmaking only has a 62.3% success rate).

tags. social media au, college au, fake dating, matchmaker, romance, crack, humor, fluff!

warnings. time stamps are irrelevant !!, foul language (aka cursing), drinking/alcohol

status. on-going (02/15/24 —)

— playlist.

teasers

[name]’s reading list | suna’s playlist | [name]’s in trouble !

profiles

ppl who think love sucks + [name] | inarizaki dogs

episodes !

chapter names may be subjected to change as the fic goes along.

( ❥ ) — has narrative parts

ACT I

01. romance 101 w [l/n] [name] !

02. aren’t you like, cupid

03. the bucket list

04. dead, shattered, devastated

05. it’s all cliché and full of obvious red flags

06. passion is a passing thing

07. keep your eyes on me

08. im a matchmaker not a mathematician

09. ur like an exothermic reaction

10. a witch! she's a witch!

ACT II

11. my dearest,

12. lol didn’t think u were mine

13. who cares if he’s a bit psychotic (he’s hot)

14. the grumpy x sunshine trope

15. shitty romance books

16. will they won’t they

17. season of hearts

18. touch some grass

19. and the world stills

20. being with you is ecstasy

ACT III

21. will they/won’t they

22. you hate me? so enemies to lovers?

tba !

taglist is OPEN !

to be added to the taglist you can just send in an ask or comment :)

notes. hi so this was like supposed to be posted on valentines but i got impatient and hey its still the month of love so whatever ehe will not start till i finish nonsense since i need to learn how to do stuff one at a time! but yeah super excited to make this bc i love fake dating and i love suna rintarou hohoho thank you guys sm for 400 followers i love you all <3

icons used as pfps are not mine but the content of this smau is. please do not repost this on any other platform. © idlerin 2023

#haikyuu smau series #haikyuu #hq #suna rintarou x reader #haikyuu x reader #— lovesick. #— mlist. #hq x reader #haikyuu smau #hq smau #haikyuu suna rintarou #suna rintarou #suna rintarou x you #suna rintarou fluff #haikyuu fluff #smau #smau series #fake dating #love guru #social media au #suna rintarou smau #suna x you #rintarou x you #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x reader fluff

[silverthelovebug]

I AM CRAVING CUPID DEITY HORROR AND NO ONE IS SUPPLYING IT‼️‼️‼️

As silly as Cupid is, she’s truly an anomaly to Ever After. In a world where the person who holds the most power is a monarch or a magic caster, what are they to a god? No one’s heard of a cherub or even a demigoddess before, let alone an actual monster, which Cupid is. Faybelle had no clue what she was in Fairy’s Got Talent. She’s the only one of her kind in Ever After and I wonder if some people are frightened at the prospect of not knowing what she is? How much does Milton even know of the divine? Giles knew of Monster High but truly how much power does Milton think he has over Cupid when she’s not even a fairytale outside of the Headmaster-Student Dynamic?

Give me Cupid horror or give me death!!!

(THERE WAS THIS ONE FANART ACTUALLY OF THKS EXACT CONCPET AND I CANNIT FIND IT!!!!)

#ever after high #eah #c.a cupid #Like people have worshipped her in Monster High #She has a statue in a Museum #SHE IS A DEITY #And who knows how long she has been alive #I know she made herself cute and inviting in EAH but no one will probably ever know what she truly is #She doesn’t talk about herself and is more prone to being the love guru everyone sees her as #In Monster High they KNEW she was a Goddess and a Monster #But imagine learning that as someone who lives in Ever After #I need like a Mandela Catalog scenario with her #PLEAAAASEE

[lammylammer]

Pesky ant

(I love him)

#parappa 2 #parappa the rapper #parappa cursed #we hate ants in our bathtubs #parappa art #Parappa the rapper 2 #lammylammer #guru ant #i love parappa

[sweet-child-of-night]

Pyaasa, 1957

#guru dutt #pyaasa #desiblr #cinestill #cinema #cinephile #old bollywood #dark academia #existential thoughts #light academia #darkacademism #dark acadamia aesthetic #spilled thoughts #literature quotes #coffeeandpoetry #love #english literature #book quotes #desiblogger #desi tumblr

[wattemeer]

kitties

#my art #rylan #the quarry #ryan erzahler #dylan lenivy #miles robbins #holds this into the camera like a beauty guru showing the product they are using #oh I'm watching miles play stray and it is the most precious thing #the way he gets excited over the kitties!!! I'm weak #i could fall in love with him #i will not but i could #he and his stupid bright smile and his stupid cute bunny teeth and his stupid dimples and the stupid way his cheeks blush and #his stupid brown eyes I'm ill #sorry #i also watched all the bright places with justice smith the other day and i cried the entire second half of the film #i cried for about an hour I'm not exaggerating #watching more movies in a single month than i did in the last two years I'm not a big movie person #i love miles acting btw he always seems like he's just hanging out like he's too real sometimes I'm like is this acting??? it's so funny #i can't explain maybe it's just me #anyways sorry idk why I'm talking about this

[motivatedaily]

#motivation #motivate daily #you can do it #you can do this #self help #self love #love yourself #positive thoughts #love life #anita moorjani #guru

[ccryptopic]

This is the weirdest thing I've ever read

One reply said "women have a range of voices, get over it" and he said "this isn't a range of voices, thus is trying to make every woman as masculine as possible" and like... no??? She didn't strike me as masculine at all? She's voiced by a woman so like. What.

#i love her voice #men need to shut up #also shes not young #i assumed she was like 30s 40s #obviously thats not like old #but he clearly meant like young young #like shadowheart young #also why cant he just go listen to whatever shadowheart wants to say then #she has a lovely voice #also minthara is a drow like #theyre just not any of what he said #spaz #also she doesnt place ageless looks and beauty above all else? #did he play the game? #shes a paladin not a beauty guru tf

[tunaspatty]

eat my children

#parappa the rapper #um jammer lammy #hairdresser octopus #takoyama #parappa the rapper 2 #guru ant #magma doodles #magma art #i love takoyama

[mafaldaknows]

Kylie and timothe are allegedly getting married next year. Now tell me how is thios PR and how he's still getting his cherry popped by Armie Haammer. And I want a logical explaination, not some cult guru shit about believing in love and all that nonsense.

Hello, Anon:

Let’s stop for a moment and consider what the word “allegedly” means.

It seems to me that an unfortunate by-product of our social media culture is that people conflate allegations with facts, to the point that all anyone has to do these days to make something true in many people’s minds is simply to say it somewhere on the internet. It doesn’t even have to be “official”.

Allegations are not facts. Speculation is not confirmation. Hypotheses are theoretical. None of these things assumes itself as the truth, but merely introduces a starting point for further discussion or investigation in order to discover the truth about something.

So why bother to come to my inbox to ask me what I think about something that you already seem to think is true? It seems to me that you don’t need my validation. And don’t worry, Anon. I’ll spare you the cult guru shit about love.

Because what’s love got to do with it?

It takes at least two years for people to stop being on their best behavior around their romantic partners, so making a lifelong commitment to love, honor, and cherish someone in less time than that is a serious gamble, and seems highly unlikely in this case, assuming that at least one of them still has functional critical thinking skills, and isn’t in the habit of setting their life on fire without first contemplating the consequences, as most reasonable grown adults do, especially when making such a major, life-altering decision like getting married to someone they barely know.

What’s ironic to me, Anon, is that if you wanted me to agree with you, this would be a good spot to give you some cult guru shit about love. Because I believe that there are some people who know right away that they’ll love someone for the rest of their lives. But they tend not to need a team of managers and publicists, and constant, chronic, random no-one-asked-for-it-but-here-it-is-anyway press attention to prove it to everyone on the internet, in order to seal the deal. Lovers just love, no press required.

They only just allegedly met this spring. One year’s time is most likely not enough time for them to know if they’re suitable life partners for each other, if they intend to stay married, especially if they’re not even “official in private” and only “casual” at this moment in time, depending on how their insider source is feeling that day, depending on which way the wind blows, even when no one asked. It might be helpful for someone on their PR teams to keep track of what their insider source is telling the media on an hourly basis on an excel spreadsheet or something so they’re at least all on the same sheet of bullshit.

If it happens, then mazel tov to the happy couple, and let’s hope there’s a prenup, to keep things simple when if it falls apart.

As for popping a cherry, that’s a one-shot deal. Once in a lifetime. You might want to brush up on your idioms, Anon. 💥🍒💥

However T & A chose to define their connection to each other is no one’s business but their own. I’ve said this time and again. And who T sleeps with is also none of my business.

How T chooses to share his business that’s nobody’s business like nobody’s business is the larger issue, imho. The fact that T&K’s presence together has become ubiquitous in the media has now made it my business, like it or not.

Selling their relationship seems to be the point, and that’s the part I struggle with. It’s difficult to see the truth of their alleged love story when it’s so deeply embedded within such an obvious PR sales pitch. Even if they’re madly in love, that doesn’t change the fact that they’re also using each other as a means to an end. Famous people marry each other all the time without ever having to ask one to commodify themselves for the sake of elevating the other’s image.

Unlike some other relationships, however, T &A do not make it their business to make it our business to know their business, every damn day, for months on end. So I have no idea about the status of their relationship; romantic, platonic, doesn’t matter to me, Anon. But I can still be hopeful and watch for signs, with both my feet firmly rooted in reality.

Only time or Tim will tell.

Thanks for your question. ❤️🧿☺️🍒👀

#hello anon #it’s business baby #cult guru love shit #what’s love got to do with it #commit and commodify #a means to an end #isn’t it PRomantic #always be closing #can’t knock the hustle

[temper-temper]

Happy 1st Anniversary @randomgurustuffs!!

(Of dating, not marriage)

My love, What can I say expect that this relationship has been a blessing from God and an answer to prayers I never dared to pray. From the moment we met I knew you were someone I enjoyed being around and that you stuck out to me as someone different- someone highlighted in my life- though I had no idea at the time you’d become my husband. To be frank, back then I couldn’t even begin to think of you that way! Look at us now, you have been a such a good influence on my life since the moment we met and after everything that happened you stuck with me, understood me, and showed me respect almost no other person has. For you, my dear, I am extremely grateful. I wish I said it more often and I wish I had the words to describe my love for you more often as well because you really do mean so very much to me. I hope I could at least show it a bit in the fact that I tried very heard to draw us accurately for this event. You know how long this took and how much I toiled over it but you are worth every hour of struggle and annoyance. Guru you are my best friend, I can’t wait to spend more time with you

I love you ❤️

Love, Temp.

#anniversary #randomgurustuffs #thegamefilmguruman #Guru #hubband #Husband #art #artist #artist on tumblr #temper temper #i will probably add lightning later #Human #people #humans #cute #wholesome #im eepy #love you Guru! #Now I’m free to draw even more kids #I ended up adding lightning lol

[ladybugsimblr]

You might remember that Arya texted Q, freaking out when she found the ring. She hasn't told anyone that her and Nalu spoke about it and she technically "said yes". They both agreed that they still want to go the traditional route with parental blessings, getting down on one knee, the whole thing. So Ari knows it's coming but she doesn't know when and she won't accept/wear her engagement ring until it officially happens. Good Luck being accepted in to the Richards Circle of Trust Nalu! We're all rooting for you.

#arya’s adventures #gavin you better be nice #nalu is bae #in case you forgot #nalu decided his dream job was tech guru #ari and i think this really won gavin over #along with dropping his whole life in sulani to be with his girl #he got this! #also no one told me evergreen harbor gets super cute when cleaned up! #love it #bklegacy #arya #nalu

[allgremlinart]

I’m so sorry but I am completely incapable of taking any “nooo femininity is under attack because someone didnt draw this fictional lady in a dress and/or with her tits out nooo feminine women are being erased” take seriously like.. I promise you feminine women are in no danger of disappearing from media whatsoever lmao..  idk how to break this to you but putting Princess Peach in a jumpsuit isn't misogyny... 

#LIKE. LMAO. #listen I love a cuntress. but a redesign of your fave superheroine wearing pants is not the end of the world and you sound like a #tradwife lifestyle guru youtuber