#lowkey funny

[carelessflower]

the reason alec is less likely to play damsel in distress cause the last time he got kidnapped the warehouse they’ve found him bound and bloody in and the kidnappers didnt survive magnus response in pieces

#malec #alec lightwood #magnus bane #shadowhunters #tsc #tmi #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #alec is the only one in the gang not being kidnapped/held hostage #like ever #lowkey funny

[meowsnkyas]

Someone in my office went and changed my outlook to light mode while I was out buying a drink. Why??

I’m already a paranoid bitch why?? Do this??

#lowkey funny #I know bc my pc auto sleeps after 10 minutes #and it was on after I came back with outlook pulled up #I rlly hope it was just a random update #but I can’t help but look around like who would do this??

[jannavaire]

#shygirl #socially awkward #socially anxious #lowkey funny #the little joys in life #my husband's reactions to my jokes always make my day.. #love #me right behind him cause its true lol

[jessiesjaded]

Bleach is just the teenage boy version of cardcaptor sakura

#some episodes are like almost exactly the same #lowkey funny

[lustwithoutlore]

Damian, walking into the Batcave: I require assistance.

Dick: Sure, Dami! What can I help you with?

Damian: Not from you.

Bruce, thinking: Damian... Damian needs... father's help? MY help?

Bruce, being way too fucking smug: Ah, well, Dick, don't be sad. Sometimes a boy just needs his father. How can I help you, son?

Damian: Not from you, either. I require assistance from Stephanie.

Stephanie: HA! SUCK IT, BRUCE!

#does Damian actually need help with something or does he just want to psychologically fuck with Dick's and Bruces minds #we'll never know #Damian and Stephanie are lowkey my favourite duo #they have so much potential #batfamily #batman #jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #dick grayson #damian wayne #batgirl #spoiler dc #nightwing #robin dc #batman and robin #dc comics funny #dc comics #dc universe #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam memes #batfam headcanons

[coffinwoodx]

dude I went back to reread some of my old rants (like back from 2019/2020 quarantine depression era) in my personal discord and omfg what the fuck was I on- 💀💀

#tw sh #tw death threats #is it a death threat if its towards myself #sh #death threats #lowkey funny #now that im doing better

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk ponyo au bc it's summer

#i made them like 8 or 10 instead of toddlers bc its funny to me #like katsukis just a whole ass kid talking to a fish #a fish he lowkey has a crush on #anyways i would die for little fish deku #bkdk #dkbk #ktdk #mha #ghibli au #ghibli #my art

[interlinked49]

andare in terapia❌

litigare con i vecchi alle poste✅

#🕸️ #è terapeutico #lowkey funny

[secondstar-acorn]

#not to post more about watcher but I’m upset and lowkey find this a little funny #watcher #try guys

[caicie]

I want to see people look at Phantom, really look at him, and realize that is a child. That is a dead child. And oh my god, he’s fighting other dead children. And suddenly Danny notices an odd uptake in people investigating missing children’s cases in Amity Park in the past ten years because the other day Phantom called Ember a rip-off of The Dazzlings from My Little Pony and how does he know what that is, are there tvs in the ghost zone?

#danny phantom #danny fenton #ember mclain #like lowkey horror #bcs DEAD KIDS #but also I think it would be rlly funny if Phantom yeeted someone and Mr Lancer had classroom flashbacks #y’all know the dazzlings right? #from Equestria girls #dp #dp prompt

[luckyjorabbit]

Hank hill and dale gribble comic 👍

#Smthn abt croc snapping and being crazy is so funny to me help haha #I laughed so much drawing his expressions here gahhhhh #Maybe cuz hes so stoic.... It makes it x10 more funny to see him explode idk #Love them boffff ♡ #One Piece #Dofuwani #Dofladile #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #Shichibukai #Comic #Digital #More Ipad SHit I lowkey hate it but at least its gettin me to finish stuff HMPH!!!!!!! #Fanart #Edit; fixed crocs rings lmfao

[daiwild]

Wonder Girl V3:

But as mad as I was at Hercules for pulling that crap... I wasn't... I mean, I should've been... I could've been wrecked that it wasn't Conner, that he was still... gone. But... look at me, I'm not a big mess...

Meanwhile:

Tim beating up Dick in the back of a Waffle House just to get some Lazarus Pit Juice so he can revive his dead best friend

#old thingie i found #wonder girl takes place after the cloning fiasco iirc #and at this point tim was lowkey moving on #but i just found the dichotomy funny #cassie: guys im finally moving on yippee #tim: what if i d!ed in paris #timkon #tim drake #conner kent #cassie sandsmark #young justice #dccomics #archiving eeblydeebly #longpost #YES cassie joined a cult. i know. that was messed up #i dont want to compare grief here *proceeds to compare* #i could go on and on about tims lil freak brain but ill just say #cassies descent into grief made me feel sad. tims spiral into grief scared me a lil #daiwild

[lilacthebooklover]

imagine max killing richie and ruth in hatchetfield high, ready to move onto pete and steph after establishing his power over the school even in death, only,,, richie and ruth are still there. they're ghosts too, bc they died in hatchetfield high, and hh is one of the black altars. so now max just has to deal with them being in the afterlife with him. he can't beat them up or anything since none of them are corporeal, so they're limited to unwanted coexsitence. his plan has backfired horribly and he is very angry about it, but there isn't really anything he can do.

then richie and ruth follow him around and do all they can to get him to stop trying to kill pete and steph, bc those are their best friends, and even if they're dead, they can still try to save the other two. Operation Mildly Inconvenience Max is a-go.

#lowkey tempted to write this #it's such a funny concept #max is so pleased he's killed them #then bam #here they are #but now he can't even beat them up #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid npmd #starkid #keep it trending guys #team starkid #max jagerman #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #nerdy prudes must die #aus #fanfiction writer #nerdy prudes spoilers

[hijackalx]

tav going into astarion’s tent for the first time

#the wood plank for a bed……………… incredible #hes so nasty but i lowkey really love that about him …….💗 #this isnt funny if no ones seen the og. does anyone remember the og #bg3 #astarion

[spookberry]

if youre a doll the gender options are Yes Makeup or No Makeup

#my art #noticed this a while ago tbh but just felt compelled to illustrate it as a joke #red pill vs blue pill but these are the options instead #lowkey want a frankie stein with no makeup on #i think itd be funny

[erwinsvow]

uuuh love the kook!best friend idea??? the trio would be so overprotective of her??? at keggers she would just make small talk with some pogues and they'll be 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️like right next to her!

- 🔮

rafe is getting weirdly possessive over you, you think for a moment, standing near the keg and waiting patiently for your turn to get a drink. you don't think he's ever been so.... territorial. or maybe he has been, and you've just been ignoring it, thinking that he's been a really good, really close friend—looking out for you the way he does.

you can feel eyes burning holes into the back of your head, three sets of eyes in particular. your friends are funny—charmingly stupid, annoying arrogant, and a whole host of other things, but they've always been funny. it's why you guys get along so well, you return their jokes and comments at the same pace, more often than not even cracking jokes that make rafe break his stoic facade.

but he has been, you reflect, stepping up to whichever pogue is pouring the beer today—breaking his facade. you thought you were going a little crazy, thinking that he's actually being nicer to you, until kelce and top comment on it too. even today, he picked you up from your place first, letting you crawl into the front seat even though the other boys complain about being smushed in the back endlessly. he complimented your dress, even asked if it was new, which it was. he even got you your first drink without you asking for it, the strawberry seltzer that you're sure the pogues hosting didn't have lying around.

you feel surprisingly giddy about it—after all, you're still a girl, still their newer friend. like any other girl, you worry your new friends won't like you or that there's some ulterior motive going on. rafe's being a little weird, but he's always thinking about something that he doesn't talk about until days later. you think it'll pass like it always does.

"ah, ah," the blond pogue boy says—the cute one some of your girl friends buy weed from occasionally, when rafe can't deliver. "what's the magic word?"

you giggle at his antics, your worry about rafe floating away. you keep chatting with him, reaching in for the red cup twice, that he pulls up and over his head—impossible for you to grasp.

fifteen feet away, rafe watches jj tease you with the beer cup, jaw clenching while top and kelce see what he's staring at.

"see, boys. now that is not okay." he gestures to you with the cup in his own hand, watching your tiny dress ride up as you jump to get your beer from jj. "that pogue is disrespectin' our girl."

"rafe, i think it's just a joke-" top interjects, but he gets interrupted himself.

"nah, nah, man. these pogues. they think it's funny. i'll show him funny. c'mon." rafe stalks over, and the two boys follow. you don't notice but jj does, lowering the cup and staring at something—or someone—behind you.

"havin' fun, huh?" rafe questions, and you spin around. the jerk scared you—kelce and top surrounding you like bodyguards.

"guys, what are you-"

"i think she's all set, pogue. you can fuck off now."

"don't you have some store to rob?"

"guys, c'mon, it's a beer-"

"it's alright, princess, i see these three musketeers have an issue, so i'll just catch you around, hm?"

jj walks away, leaving the beer he poured for you on the log. you smile apologetically at him, fist clenching in anger at your stupid, stupid friends.

"you idiots. what the hell was that? i can't even talk to someone now-"

"what the hell's that mean, i'll catch you around?" rafe says, cutting you off. "you talkin' to that pogue?"

you pick up the beer and splash it over rafe's head.

"no, you asshole. it's a figure of speech and we live on the same island. jesus christ."

#lowkey shes so funny #shes not taking rafes shit n also has no idea hes in luv w her #THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE! #im sure no one cares but this plot<3333 im dead #📮 asks #hi angel missed u #🔮 anon #rafe cameron #kook trio reader