#male housewife

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Can u please do one where reader has their period for the first time and kirch (I think that’s his name) doesn’t know what to do/ doesn’t know what a period is??😫

For an AFAB pet, Kirtch would know what a period is, and would be (secretly) excited to show how competent he is at taking care of his pet when they do get their period.

However,

He would not be prepared for just how painful they can be. As most of his information on humans is older, from the sixties and seventies, he would know that there should be pain, but would greatly underestimate just how painful it would be. Because the knowledge that period cramps are not psychosomatic is actually a pretty recent discovery (in the history of human periods, I can't remember when it was, but it was the mid 1900's lol humans suck), so when his pet collapses from their cramps, all his confidence would go out the window.

Nervously pacing by their bed, and refusing to let them walk anywhere on their own. This man works cancel work, and refuse to believe his pet when they try to tell him that this was normal. It would only further Kirtch's belief that his pet is the softest and most precious human to ever live, they need him, whether they want him or not ❤️

#yandere alien #afab reader #period cramps #i'm so sorry #he'll just stare at you with big sad eyes #why do you hurt so much? #this is not what the book described #poor baby #he'll act like you're dying #wait on you hand and foot #because #male housewife #thank you for interacting with me

[wastedcryme]

Male housewife

#dhmis #yellow guy #dont hug me im scared #duck guy #red guy #digital art #male housewife #red guy dont hug me im scared #i refuse to color within the lines

[herbouquetreign]

Himbos are the best gender to ever exist. Especially himbos that worship the ground their s/o walks on and is a housewife and is comfortable in their sexuality.

#eddie munson #emmet mccarty #michael kelso #kelso #kelso that 70s show #steve harrington #thor odinson #andy dwyer #michael scott #stanley barber #nick miller #winston bishop #Schmidt #fred jones #fred scooby doo #hercules #kronk #himbos #male housewife #buddy the elf #Johnny hotel Transylvania #mine

[ittybittyluci]

Can I just say…. I am eternally grateful that the majority of the Hazbin Hotel fandom has collectively decided that Lucifer is the most wholesome being on the planet. Like, anytime I see posts of headcanons surrounding him and/or different characters, he’s always the one who takes the most wholesome approach to everything. I love it. We all have decided that he is a soft boi who is physically incapable of being mean to anyone he genuinely cares about and it’s so fucking great!

I love this little man

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #lucifer #apple daddy #duck lord #short king #hazbin hotel #tumblr sexyman #wholesome #no actually the most wholesome #adorable #babygirl #male housewife #such a gem #I need him #can he be real #please?

[p3achyl0v3r]

Just imagine this…

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Your male housewife always greeting you when you come home from work.

Or when your male housewife makes you weird combinations with food because you’re pregnant

(for the people who have a coochie) Or your male housewife giving you cuddles because you have bad period cramps

Or when your male housewife prepares a cold bath for you because your muscles are sore from working out

Or when ever you kiss your male housewife he gets really flustered

(for my males, and people who physically can’t have children) Or when you adopt a child because your male housewife is bored when your at work

Or your male housewife surprising you with a giant cake for your birthday or anything special

Or your male house wife cooking dinner for you almost every day

I live for male housewives honestly

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#Male reader #female reader #gn!reader #male housewife #Jjk fluff #hikyuu fluff #Black clover fluff #one piece fluff #naruto fluff #genshin impact fluff #marvel #dc #toji fluff #monster fluff #Jjba fluff #saiki k fluff #yandere sim fluff #Fluff #fluffy #fluff #this is very sweet but was NOT proofread #<3

[crimsonmuscle]

There should be exigency for male housewives.

Cook and clean for thine lady, or shall she leave you in the mid of night.

#malewife #male housewife #i have a problem #and a vision #empower women

[yanderefarm]

yandere cheating housewife husband

cw: cheating, cheating kink, blood reference, gore reference, breeding kink a/n: this was somewhat inspired by @privitivium's motherly yandere but ever since i thought of this i havent been able to get it out of my head sorry if this isnt ok btw lmk and ill delete it

he's a muscular man with a broad chest that your fingers would just sink into given the chance. his hair is so fluffy and his eyes are normally so gentle to look at but sometimes they pierce you like a predator looking at prey. really he's the perfect man.

except he's married.

you don't really know the story behind his marriage all you know is that he's horribly unhappy in it. he comes into your cafe almost everyday trying to meet another man who isn't his husband. and every day he comes up to the counter with a sad look on his face that lights up as soon as he sees you.

it'd be a lie to say his warm smile didn't make your heart race. you'd be lying if you said you didn't find him to be the most gorgeous man you'd ever seen. you'd be lying if you said you hadn't dreamt about being one of the men he goes on dates with.

you never expected that dream to come true. you don't know how it happened really, he'd come to talk to you after a bad date and now you were at a nice restaurant with him. he attracted so much attention from men and women alike but those piercing eyes of his were fixed on you.

he treated you like no date you'd ever been on. so of course you went on another. then another. and before you knew it you found yourself sneaking into his house with him.

you had wanted to go to a hotel but he insisted on taking you to his house and now you knew why. he'd left to go to the bathroom to come back in a beautiful negligee that showed off his body so well. you were definitely drooling. not only the underwear but the location seemed to excite him as well. he kept blushing and saying how you were going to fuck him in the bed he shared with his husband. honestly the thought did turn you on a little bit.

ok it turned you on a lot.

you had his face pressed into the bed as you rammed your cock into his tight hole. his comments about this being his husbands bed had spurred something in you too. you grabbed his long hair and pulled it while asking him what would his husband think if he could see him. you asked him if his husband had ever seen him like this. you asked him if he'd ever worn that for his husband.

his responses were so cute. he tried so hard to hide how excited it made him to be cheating on his husband.

everytime you two met in his house he would pretend he didn't get off on it but the more you made comments about it the more he opened up. oh and in bed did he open up. he was incredibly vocal, screaming, moaning, begging. one night he begged you to breed him like his husband never could, to fill him with your babies. ignoring the scientific impossibility of that you happily tried your best.

and when you were done you finally had the courage to ask him.

"if you hate your husband why do you stay married to him?"

he took a while to answer before finally sighing heavily.

"i depend on him financially... i can't just leave."

"I would take care of you"

he light up at that.

"Really? Do you promise?"

of course when you lovingly responded "I promise." you couldn't have expected what happened next.

when you came over to see him while his husband was supposed to be at work you found him cleaning up what looked like red paint and the room was full of garbage bags that leaked more... red paint.

"I divorced my husband."

#dom male reader #top male reader #sub yandere #yandere ideas #yandere x male reader #yandere oc #yandere housewife

[lillybethrose1986]

#traditional wife #traditional values #traditional gender roles #femininity #male leadership #feminine #housewife #obeyhim #patriarchy

[king-bee-sting]

(Y/N): I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Arven: This is a lie.

Arven: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Arven: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS

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#arven is the housewife #incorrect pokemon quotes #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon arven #arven pokemon #pokemon arven x male reader #pokemon arven x reader #arven x male reader

[wordsbymae]

What would farmer if he met his pumpkin as someone who wanted to work for him. Pumpkin moves into the area interested in farming and sees that their neighbor already has farm. Then asks if they can work there. What does he do? Kidnap? Manipulate? Let them work for him, but then kidnap? I bet he would be so pervey. Hehe.

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As someone who has worked in the agricultural sector, I'm gonna put my little spin on it, I see the darling being someone who has to work with him. They're agricultural students, or vet students, someone who has to stay and work with him for 2 weeks. They had another place lined up but it was cancelled so they had to quickly find another place before the deadline.

Darling's brother's girlfriend's dad's brother worked for the Farmer and said he could sort it out for you. At the time it was a lifesaver, but reader didn't get to do their normal check to make sure it was somewhere they wanted to stay.

So they rock up to this farm, with this grumpy farmer who works them harder than they've ever worked before. After the first day they are seconds away from crying and leaving. But the farmer the next day is so weirdly different (nothing to do with the farmer watching them shower).

He starts giving them nicknames (pumpkin of fucking course) and real pervy ones like sweetcheeks. Doesn't matter what gender the reader is, he'll still use these sickly sweet nicknames, darlin, sweetpea, pretty/handsome. The reader clearly is uncomfortable, especially when he practically orders them to eat with him, and he's asking them questions about if they have a boyfriend or if they've got boys chasing after them.

He'll stop giving them farm hand work and start making them do domestic stuff too. Laundry, dishes, the floors, baking, cooking, suddenly it's two weeks down and they haven't had their boots on since last Wednesday. When it's time for the reader to leave he gets manipulative, the cause is they suddenly go missing he's the first suspect.

He manipulates the reader into staying another two weeks. He hasn't even shown them the pig shed yet so why not get your pig placement finished already.

Then another two weeks, for his dairy cows.

Then another week for his chickens.

Suddenly reader just doesn't leave and is a housewife through and through

(and if you're into breeding it's cause he baby trapped)

#farmer oc #yandere #yandere male #yandere x reader #yandere x gn!reader #housewife kink #housewife mentioned but not gender wise

[rottencoreflesh101]

Its so cute to think that Kokushibo(or any other demon you like) would learn how to prepare human meals for their partner(s) .

Like when you fall ill, they’ll prepare human meals just for you or when you retrieve exhausted from your duties, a warm meal will be waiting for you at home.

I like to think Koku would over do himself, this man will hunt big game so you can get a freshly well done meal. He learn how to prepare basic meals from you since it peaked his interest and would join in to cook along side you. But after a few weeks he learnt that he really enjoys cooking, specially for his beloved lamb~ He would beg you to bring him cook books when you were out in town until this man became a 5 star chef just for you(I like to think he’s a perfectionist so this man KNOWS).

Like imagine walking back home from whatever you were doing, you’re exhausted and the smell of crockpot elk stew fills your lungs. As you reach to your home’s close view, you notice an elk’s head in front of your house, you stopped to inspect it and decided to ask Koku about it. Once you were finally inside your home, you follows the delicious smell coming from your kitchen and that’s when you saw him, preparing you a bowl of crockpot elk stew.

You swore you never seen something so delicious and appetizing before, your mouth was made water! The golden potatoes, bright and freshly pulled out carrot from his garden (yes he made a home yard garden for the both of you) the gold-ish brown elk meat cooked just right etc etc.

You didn’t knew what made you water anymore, your husband or his cooking? Either way you loved him and thank the gods for picking up on his cooking hobby.

I might do other lil’ cooking hc with other higher moons but when I get a break pfft I have something planned for Gyutaro, we’ll see.

#demon slayer kokushibo #kny #demon slayer #kokushibo #he a ​male housewife ong

[vintage-bentley]

#I’m not trashing Chardelia though I love them so much #it’s important to note that their names are never said in the musical though lmao #they’re literally just ‘the lesbians from next door’ #but despite that they’re written pretty well imo #probably because they were written by a gay man #who did a pretty good job depicting misogyny and the pain of being a housewife #credit where credit’s due #and TO BE FAIR…the gay male couple in falsettos didn’t really get to exist. that’s all I’ll say. no spoilers here #my ramblings

[majorbaby]

obsessed with this scene from Julie and Julia where meryl's streep's julia child is chopping a metric fuckton of onions and her husband, played by stanely tucci comes home and immediately has his eyeballs assaulted by onion fumes 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅

#it's great on it's face but also #she's crying and it's unclear if it's from the onion or from her all-male peers who 'looked at her like she was a housewife' #probably both #then her husband can't withstand the fumes from five feet away but julia is right next to this mountain of raw onion #and finally she asks the customary 'are you hungry dear?' #to which her husband responds '... no' #and julia goes 'good.'

[charmiixx]

It really is a different type of feeling when you have dinner ready and the house clean before hubby gets home from work 🥲

#housewife #tradfem #marriage #tradwife #mumblr #momblr #cottagecore #male led relationship #traditional femininity #traditional family #traditional gender roles #traditional values #traditional housewife #trad wives #tradwoman

[notsomodernwoman]

Not to be dramatic but I want to holiday in a place where women are praised for being good wives and men lead.

#feminine #traditional gender roles #stepford wife #traditional femininity #housewife #femininity #traditional wife #cottagecore #food #poc cottagecore #male leadership #tradwife #homemaking #learning french #soft black girls #tradfem #traditional #vintage #me #mine

[solileo06]

I want it known that one of my D&D groups is made up of a three-man polyamorous gay marriage

And I'm talking like- some pretty generally religious Christian friends of mine. Like- super straight dudes; but the moment they saw the Ceremony Spell we had an entire marriage session and they got fully married and are still actively wed even after the benefits faded away.

#i am proud of my boys #like literally there was no argument other than who would be the housewife #it ended up being the barbarian #im talking a trio of stereotypical badass super male characters too #not a SINGLE flamboyant bard just an edgy rogue