#murder even

[1dragon-mustard1]

No no listen

SS Link would be an adorable cuddle monster that loves to help people

In a very my backyard way

No listen

All the optional quest are in skyloft

The others your either promised something in return or someone is about to die

He without question nor remorse kills all the robots *knowing* they are sentient, even after hearing their hopes and dreams

Same with the bokoblins and lizalfos

Hey no

Those monsters team up, build fortifications and buildings, have language and tools. They are sentient

He looks at girahim and thinks "I hate this bitch so much imma kill this mother fucker"

Same with demise, we see it on his face

Pretty sure he was gonna try and kill Impa too if Zelda didn't give him the *look*

He simply does not give a shit unless he knows them or they're Zelda

#skyward sword #link legend of zelda #legend of zelda #He is baby #He will kill you #He looks like a cinnamon roll and will kill you #Murder even #There is ill intent in those eyes

[psalmsofpsychosis]

me sitting here rocking back and forth like a catatonic disastrous lab experiment as i open Gotham 3x07 before i even got my breakfast like "nothing happens to Nygma and Pinguin nothing happens to Nygma and Pinguin they're fine they're okay i'm fine everything is good—"

#DONT TELL ME NOTHING I LOVE DYING #but also i hurt everything hurts my back hurts my neck hurts my tummy hurts from the whole box of comfort biscuits i'm about to devour #complete with the box #long story short Gotham has miraculously achieved the canon gay ship of all time #second only to hannigram #and that is saying something #and if the show makes me watch #with my own two eyeballs #Nygma fucking over Oswald (which i know he will <3) i will kill #murder even #i'm supposed to try the first round of my newly acquired adhd meds today #and i was warned that it could possibly make me sleepy so anyway lmaoooo we're not doing that today #no sleep no food no water for me on this fine sunday of our lord i NEED to be alert #and make sure i dont miss a single second of the most surreal romance of 21th century #i think i solid short-circuited last night #i mean the whole season has been insanity and amazement on planet earth #as far as Riddler and Pinguin are concerned #but like #i'm used to subpar queer portrayals and lukewarm writers with their pastel aesthetic gays #and Gotham is out here carving out my whole intestines with an antique gold ice cream spoon #i fucking love it when i think ''they're not gonna go there'' and a tv show says ''anyway we went there''

[brainclot]

Kill

#murder even

[feluka]

oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin

#i am honestly not even sure who you're referring to #the most recent child deaths i've reblogged are #nex benedict (the nonbinary kid murdered at school) and hind rajab #if you can't see why either of these should shatter your heart without personally knowing them #then you're entirely beyond any hope #asks #edit: this was about hind.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me... 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#lord of the rings #lotr #samfro #something something frodo would never end up like gollum bc gollums whole thing was that he was completely isolated #and frodo is loved and cared for even at his worst #also it took gollum all of 3 seconds to go full murder mode and it took frodo like 17 years and also Physically Being Inside Mount Doom #before snapping #but anyway sam would stubbornly love and care for horrible wretched gollum!frodo and nothing will convince me otherwise #pats his lil bald head and wipes his mouth after he tears into raw wriggling flesh for supper #kisses his bony little murder-hands #gives him snuggleses

[noodles-and-tea]

Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

#when Merlin goes to work #(I am undecided on what he does but I think he does have a job (probably a librarian I’d that’s not TOO cliche…)) #he sets Arthur up with a bunch of history books and documentaries to try get him up to date (as much as he can) #and in the evenings they watch all Merlin’s favourite tv shows and movies #I can’t pick what kinds of movies Merlin and Arthur like #I get the feeling they both like pride and prejudice but I’m also biased #I think Arthur would like murder mysteries #ALSO If anyone’s got any fics where Merlin introduces Arthur to modern society please please PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME #my art #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

#update: #yall had your fun but i dont want a post this big #RIP MY ACTIVITY FEED FR #I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE ITS NOT EVEN GOOD #HE DIESNT EVEN LIKE KIDS??? HELP. IMAGINE GOING TO HELL FOR SERIAL MURDER AND NOW YOURE JUST BEING PETTY LIKE THAT #like i have a LOT of criticisms for this show but this one joke really got me holy shit.

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”

"I remember during this scene trying to explain to Mads at great length what a mic drop was." -Hugh Dancy (audio commentary)

#knowing that hugh had to explain it to him makes the scene even better xD #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 3x13

[willgrahamscock]

Really happy that this year has been so positive for the queer community in terms of confirming a characters queerness on screen with a kiss so that the homophobes can't argue it. We had an ineffable husbands kiss and now, 9-1-1's Evan Buckley is canonically bisexual! Sorry destiel fans, your time will come, but then there are the fannibals. The ACTORS were told by the producer that the kiss that they had decided on together for the end of the finale, is 'too much' because their chemistry on screen is so homoerotic that kissing each other is not necessary because it is already obvious that they’re in love.

#like can you imagine being so gay that we don't even need a kiss #hannibal #nbc hannibal #911 amc #destiel #ineffable husbands #murder husbands #buddie

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it” #so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

[electrozeistyking]

"She's Gone"

This bad boy was started on the third of November, and finished on the seventh. In total, there are thirty panels (all of which were drawn separately).

A good chunk of N's dialogue near the end came to me after I did some improv to figure out what he should say. I have since dubbed it "N's Failure Monologue."

#murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones tessa #murder drones uzi #tessa james elliott #serial designation n #uzi doorman #the absolutesolver #BOY let me tell ya there was some movie magic pulled in areas #even though i told myself to keep it simple... despite knowing how well that worked when i made crash test #ah well. i go overboard so you guys can enjoy the end result #and hopefully not dock off points for my inability to draw characters holding swords. i tried SO HARD #ALSO JUST SAW THE BEGINNING OF THE END TEASER THING BEFORE POSTING THIS #OH MY GOD MY HEART IS DOING THINGS TO ME AND I'M NOT SURE THIS IS HELPING #YES THAT IS THE ONLY TEASER I WILL EVER WATCH BECAUSE IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE ANYWAY (it’s in glitchx 2023) #solveruzi au #zeisty’s heavy hitters #zeisty’s comic stuff

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

#cmon vox we all know the truth #like bffr it ain’t even that serious🙄 #god I love bullying him🤭 (affectionately)🫶🏼 #meanwhile alastor is just confused as fuck #and probably plotting for murder #but he won’t do it cause he knows we’re entertaining☺️ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #vox x reader #alastor x vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin lucifer #hazbin valentino #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious

[tamorii]

"Hey girlie! Wanna hear me play Wonderwall?"

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #genshin #genshin concert #genshin concert 2023 #electric guitar #fatui harbinger #real question tho is would he play you wonderwall #I'll be frank I don't even know if you caN play Wonderwall on a guitar #Anyway I love Childe he is just a silly guy #yes he almost murdered half of Liyue but we all make mistakes !!! #also this is chibi number 12 out of 14 IM ALMOST THERE WHAATTT

[bakedbeanchan]

AU where Zuko doesn't practice helmet safety

#baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #zuko #sokka #iroh #atla #what would even happen after this. aang's firebending teacher is dead #he'd have to learn from. jeong jeong. #on another note i love how violence is such a big deal to aang #but it's just a chore to sokka #he did not gaf about killing all those guys in air ships or combustion man #“YEAH BOOMERANG :D!!” sokka you just murdered a man. #he cheers after he murders combustion the exact same way i cheer when i finish writing a tedious essay

[neil-a]

Honestly cheers to Will Graham for still being shocked and surprised that Hannibal was in love with him after Hannibal looked him in the eyes in front of a Botticelli in Florence and said "if I saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time."

#props to him seriously bc i would have exploded on the spot #the man has no self awareness even hafter spendjng half a season in his cunty long black coat #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands