#my chaotic world destroyers

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Haha I finally got something to post here! (after such a long time oof...)

Here’s a RWBY fanart of my fave villains Curious Cat and Mommy Salem~! I love the 2 beyond a normal amount and I would reeeaaallly love if they get to meet each other at some point!

I think they would have an amazing Partners in Crime dynamic, a hot evil Milf with her evil pet cat <3

Edit: Here’s the Time lapse

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And that kids is, how I met your mother

Hi everyone! I'm so happy you liked my work 'And that kids is how I met your mother'. Since you all liked the background story of her family so much, I decided to introduce you all to Y/N's chaotic family, the Order of the Dark Knights! Consider it a gift from me! The next part of my fic will be coming soon but until then please enjoy and let me know your thoughts and comments on this because I worked hard on this.

The Order of the Dark Knights

"Family isn't always blood. Family is who you carry with you forever. It's the people who knew you and accepted you and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens, you'll always love them. Nothing can ever change that.

Y/Father's Name

"If I know what love is, it is because of you."

Position.

Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights, a feared gang in Ketterdam.

Former heir of a prestigious Ravkan noble aristocratic family

Former Seargent Major in the Ravkan Army.

Dangerous Criminal and mastermind who has no limitations.

Politician in the Merchant Council

Businessman of his legitimate criminal organization empire.

Alias and Nicknames

The Grim Reaper

The Destroyer of Worlds

The Bringer of Destruction

The Devil

Mr. Y/Father's Last Name

Soldier Boy (Affectionately named by Sebastian Dante)

Tragic Crime Lord (Mockingly used by his friends)

Onion

Pineapple (Because being called these annoys him)

Daddy

Talents and Skills

Highly intelligent, professional, and pragmatic.

Business management

Military training

Strategic and tactful.

Calm and cold, prefers not to be emotional.

Leadership

Manipulation

Deduction

Cunning and resourceful.

Combat and marksmanship proficiency.

Prefers not to hurt innocent civilians

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Blackmail

Kidnapping and abduction

Freeing indentured and enslaved people.

Bribery

Assault and battery

Name a crime and he and his team has done it.

Humiliating Pekka Rollins by always being one step ahead of him.

Threatening the Darkling and fighting against him to protect Maya Sharma's location.

Blackmailing and intimidating the Darkling to stay away from Maya and his crew.

Carrying out an assassination of a high-ranking councilor and the King's best friend.

Carrying out an assassination of the Queen of Shu and her husband.

Carrying out an assassination of one of the former Grimjer King in the Fjerdan Royal Family.

Carrying out an assassination of a filthy, dirty mercher who had twisted views on Grisha and women.

Stealing the Crown of the King from the Great Palace along with many valuable paintings, documents, and jewelry that was named the Grand Heist without being noticed or taking a single shot but did blow up the ridiculous lawn and the dome of the palace just for fun.

Carrying out a heist to rescue the daughter of the prominent Minister of Trade in Novyi Zemeni by gatecrashing her wedding and helping her escape from marrying an eighty-five-year-old man.

Carrying out an assassination on the Minister of Foreign Policy in Novyi Zem who had radical and dangerous ideas of diplomacy bordering on war.

Stealing valuable paintings and sculptures and selling them to the highest bidder.

Shooting a drunk man who abused his wife and his children daily.

Stealing valuable treasures from all over the world.

When Pekka Rollins threatened him, your father responded by pouring pigs blood all over Pekka Rollins who was at a public event.

For being an incredibly annoying asshole who many want to punch.

For outsmarting many crime families and criminals that got close to killing him.

Loves

Doing crime and looking good doing it.

Riding horses and taking care of them.

Smoking

Drinking

Scheming the downfall of his enemies.

Spending time with his friends and family.

Playing pranks with his son on his best friends and listening to him, talking to him, and teasing him about girls.

Holding his daughter in his arms, having tea parties and braiding her hair, and doing anything to see her smile and laugh happily.

Playing cards and laughing with his found family.

Watching his son and daughter grow up and being there for both of them.

Treasures

His found family

His daughter and son

His criminal empire and his kruge.

His pocket watch

His cigarette lighter.

His gun.

His son's flowers.

His daughter's art and essays.

Songs

Legend by the Score - Here we go, here we go. It's my turn to make history. Here we go, here we go. When I'm gone they'll remember me.

Wanted Man by Royal Deluxe - I'm a wanted man. I got blood on my hands. Do you understand? I'm a wanted man.

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave and the Seeds - You'll see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams. He'll appear out of nowhere but he ain't what he seems.

Family Line by Conan Gray - Oh, all that I did to try to undo it, All of my pain and all your excuses. I was a kid but I wasn't clueless. Someone who loves you wouldn't do this. All of my past, I tried to erase it. But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but we are not the same

Achilles Come Down by Gangs of Youth - Today, of all days, see how the most dangerous thing is to love. How you will heal and you'll rise above. Crowned by an overture bold and beyond. Ah, it's more courageous to overcome

Light by Sleeping at Last - I'll give you everything I have, I'll teach you everything I know. I promise I'll do better. I will always hold you close but I will learn to let you go. I promise I'll do better. I will soften every edge, I'll hold the world to its best. And I'll do better. With every heartbeat I have left I will defend your every breath. And I'll do better

Famous Quote

"When I sleep, I have a dream. And in my dream, someone wants my crown."

Sebastian Dante

"If it's time to go, remember the best. Remember what you are leaving. My friends have always been the best of me."

Position.

Second in Command of the Order of the Dark Knights.

A former soldier in the Ravkan Army.

A dangerous sharpshooter who never misses a shot.

Godfather to Y/N, the daughter of the Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Prankmaster General.

Best friend of Y/FN, the Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Alias and Nicknames

The Ketterdam Bandit

Killer King

Charming Rogue

Seb

Baz

Bastian

Idiot

Moron

Fucker

Mischief maker

Prankster.

Talents and Skills

Highly intelligent

Military training

Strategic.

Manipulation

Combat and marksmanship proficiency.

Observant and stealthy

Gifted with the ability to assemble contraptions from spare parts.

Good at being the distraction.

Master of playing the idiot while pulling off clever ruses and telling half-truths and proving to be an effective liar.

Ruthless and resilient

Flirtatious and charming.

Adventurous, emotional, and unpredictable.

Gives good hugs.

Eccentric, tender, and playful with a childlike nature that talked to children as equals, acknowledged their issues, and has compassion and love for them, helping them out if they are upset and scared.

Hopeful, optimistic, brave, and trustworthy.

Self-sacrificing and loyal until the very end.

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

His endless charm

Kidnapping and abduction

Freeing indentured and enslaved people.

Assault and battery

Shooting people in style.

Memorable Moments

Flirting with literally everyone to get out of trouble. He brags that he almost seduced your father to his friends but nobody believes him until one day, Sebastian winks charmingly and dramatically at your father, and your father grins and winks back. Everyone loses their shit and chaos ensue.

Disobeying your father's orders by taking you to Ketterdam on the first days you were found. You were being pushed in a stroller by Sebastian, Yuri, and David when a bunch of men who had a vendetta against them chased them down. Yuri stayed back to distract the men but some of the men got past him and chased Sebastian and David who split up. Some men chased David who had the stroller in his hands which fell down a couple of stairs revealing just a blanket and pillows. You were relatively safe with Sebastian who was being chased by a couple of other men who shot at him. He grew very angry at the idiots shooting at you and using violence in front of the baby and kept you aside safely, and shot them all, killing them.

Playing spectacular pranks on the rival gangs, especially on Pekka Rollins.

Pekka Rollins would come back home to find his home flooded with soapy bubbles. Sebastian would glue a donkey onto the roof of Pekka's club. He'd glue the furniture onto the ceiling. Portraits that had been in the same spots for a long time were suddenly replaced by different portraits. Every wall of the Dime Lions' place would be painted hot pink. Replacing Pekka's shampoo with bright yellow and turquoise dye. As the pranks increased, Pekka was paranoid that one of his ancestors was displeased with him, and the Dime Lions grew scared that it was the spirits of those they killed taking revenge.

Being mistaken as your father's husband many times all around the world and is very proud of it. He pretends to be married to your father to get whatever he wants and puts it on your father's tab.

Being the only one who can get your father to eat a decent meal and sleep for a proper amount of hours.

Screaming in happiness and bursting into tears when your father asked him to be your godfather.

Being a very loving godfather who cried in joy when you took your first step, said your first word, and wailed when you went to school.

Loves

Scheming and playing pranks on friends and enemies alike.

Drinking, dancing, and gambling

Styling his hair and looking at himself in the mirror.

Babysitting his goddaughter and his nephew.

Spending time with his friends and family.

Teasing his friends, especially your father.

Kissing his husband and boasting about how awesome his husband is.

Treasures

His best friend and brother, Y/FN.

His husband and his best friends.

His goddaughter and his nephew.

His precious revolvers.

His cool coat. (Your father thinks it looks silly but Sebastian thinks he looks very handsome in it.)

A bottle of whisky. ("Y/FN, stop reminding me of the reason I drink every night)

Your ideas for pranks and everything about you.

Songs

You're My Best Friend by Queen - Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had. I've been with you such a long time. You're my sunshine. And I want you to know that my feelings are true. I really love you.

Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy by Queen - I'd like for you and I to go romancing. Say the word, your wish is my command.

Monsters in the Dark by Mykey - And a single step is all it takes. Over oceans, all emotions, I feel trapped under the weight. Can’t keep my head above water long enough to say that I love and miss you dearly more and more after each day.

Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush - And if I only could I'd make a deal with God and I'd get Him to swap our places. Be runnin' up that road, Be runnin' up that hill, Be runnin' up that building

Long Live by Taylor Swift - Long live the walls we crashed through, how the kingdom lights shined just for me and you. I was screaming, "Long live all the magic we made". And bring on all the pretenders, I'm not afraid. Long live all the mountains we moved, I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you. I was screaming, "Long live the look on your face" and bring on all the pretenders. One day we will be remembered

O' Children by Nick Cave and the Seeds - Pass me that lovely little gun, my dear, my darling one. The cleaners are coming, one by one. You don't even want to let them start.

Famous Quote

I'll be a story in your head. But that's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one. Because it was, you know? It was the best.

Minjun Park

"There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves. It is not my nature."

Position.

Legal and Business Advisor of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Closest confidante regarding the schemes and heists.

Respected Alumni and Scholar of the University of Ketterdam.

Uncle to you and your brother.

Happily married to his wife, Ari.

Head negotiator in charge of negotiating with rival gangs and other business parties.

Talented swordsman and sharpshooter.

Alias and Nicknames

The Wordsmith.

The Checkmate

Silvertongue

Trickster

Moonpie (Nickname affectionately given by his best friends)

Minnie (Sebastian nearly died when he said this nickname)

Know - It - All

Smartass

Baby boy

Mom (Minjun has simply resigned himself to being called the mom of the group)

Talents and Skills

Highly intelligent, logical, creative and strategic.

Combat and marksmanship proficiency.

Observant.

Knowledgeable in many areas of expertise.

Well-read and well-dressed.

Good communication skills in speaking, writing, and understanding Shu, Suli, Ravkan, Kerch, Kaelish, and Fjerdan.

Patient and persuasive.

Adaptable and assertive.

Ruthless and resourceful.

Conflict resolution and value proposition.

Decision-making and problem-solving.

Ruthless and resourceful.

Trustworthy and kind.

Curious

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Blackmail

Kidnapping and abduction

Assault and battery

Memorable Moments

Powerful negotiation skills that have the element of surprise.

Saving his friends from trouble by taking advantage of the loopholes in the law.

Defeating opponents with well-chosen words, philosophy, and reverse psychology.

Slamming a man's head on the table until blood was all he could see just for insulting his wife.

Calling a city-wide 'missing persons' search with speeches, pamphlets, notices, posters, and appeals whenever his friends' favorite things go missing such as when David's favorite pillow went missing.

Discussing the likelihood of Vasily becoming a good king within earshot of the Queen of Ravka and Prince Vasily.

Teaching you and your brother rude Latin phrases under the pretense that it's Shu.

When he heard that the King of Ravka was giving a speech to allies gathered together in Ravka for a conference, he found a way to get his hands on his speech that was written in highbrow Shu and edit it into a potentially offending and hilarious speech that everyone laughed out loudly until they cried when performed.

Punishing people for simply 'being in his way', 'breathing too loudly', 'existing', 'blinking four times in ten seconds', ' walking in front of them', and 'thinking that you were more fabulous than me'.

Telling his friends off for swearing in front of the children and once threatened to wash their mouths with soap and water.

Forces Sebastian to eat his vegetables if he wants dessert.

Carries Natalia to bed and tucks her in after a particularly tiring and exhausting mission.

Insists on changing his friends' bandages.

Always complaining about the mess in their place in Ketterdam. (Yuri, do you know what a wardrobe is?)

Fusses over Holly constantly.

Wiping the dirt off David's face with a handkerchief with a motherly sigh.

Comforts Ari and Maya when they find a hole in their clothes and sewing it right back up for them.

Nags your father to go to sleep and once drugged his coffee to get him to sleep.

Accompanies Adira to pray with her and gets her to eat when she is tired.

Gets very excited about his friends' accomplishments and boasts about it to anyone and everyone.

Loves

Reading books in the quiet of the library or his bedroom.

Spending time with his wife, talking with her, and listening to her play music.

Shopping for impeccable and well-tailored suits with Y/FN.

Taking his nephew and niece to gamble and playing cards with them. (Every time he goes with them, he wins a lot of money)

Cleaning the whole house, getting it spotless for the children.

Listening to his friends come up with the silliest ideas and spending time with them.

Putting up with his friends' shenanigans, pranks, and silly ideas because they were worse than children.

Encouraging your brother's and your love for learning by acknowledging and indulging their curiosity to experiment and explore new things.

Being fiercely sassy with your mother whenever she suggests that girls should be seen and not heard and boys shouldn't be so soft and sweet.

Treasures

His wonderful and intelligent wife, Ari.

His books.

His best friends.

Your brother and you.

His precious and stylish clothes.

His wine.

His money.

Your and your brother's accomplishments

Songs

Seventeen Going Under by Sam Fender - I was far too scared to hit him but I would hit him in a heartbeat now. That's the thing with anger. It begs to stick around. So it can fleece you of your beauty, and leave you spent with nowt to offer. Makes you hurt the ones who love you

Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift - But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time. Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time. I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer - Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet. Talk so pretty, but your heart got teeth. Late night devil, put your hands on me. And never, never, never ever let go

Brother by Kodaline - We've taken different paths and traveled different roads. I know we'll always end up on the same one when we're old. And when you're in the trenches and you're under fire I will cover you.

Forest Fire by Brighton - I'm gonna carry your bones, I'm gonna carry them all, I'm gonna carry you home. And oh, I'm gonna bury these bones. I'm gonna write it in stone that you were my home, my home. How was I to know that you're my home? But now, I'm lost, so lost.

Soldier, Poet, King by Oh Hellos - There will come a poet whose weapon is His word. He will slay you with His tongue

Famous Quote

But no matter how far we venture into the unknown, the worse monsters are those that we bring with us.

Yuri Ivanov

"They are the weak ones. Because they'll never know love or friendship. They'll never know the beauty and happiness your friendship has brought to my life. And I feel sorry for them. "

Position.

Demolitions Expert and the Genius Inventor in the Order of the Dark Knights.

Happily married to his husband, Sebastian Dante.

Second favorite uncle of yours and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Angel of Death

Avalanche

Crossfire

Ivanov

Mad Hatter (Because his selection in hats is madly ridiculous)

Commander of Chaos

Bombass (Because his butt is da bomb according to his husband)

Sunshine

Sweetheart

Freckles

Bambi (Because he tripped down three flights of staircases and still walked fine)

Talents and Skills

Clever and imaginative.

Empathetic and kind

Can invent something out of anything random and different.

Passionate and outspoken.

Daring and brave.

Proficiency in combat and demolitions.

Resourceful.

Honest.

Has a vast range of knowledge regarding demolitions.

Talented in speaking Ravkan, Kerch, and Suli.

Flirtatious and charming.

Trustworthy and loyal.

Responsible.

Famous for

Mass murder

Vandalism and destruction of property.

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Assault and battery

Memorable Moments

Blowing up everything spectacularly.

Building a shrine to Maya's hair.

Starting a new religion based on Sankta Adira with ceremonial robes, pamphlets, speeches, candles, notices, and a merchandise stall.

Bringing pornographic magazines to the library and the University of Ketterdam bookshops as an example of 'fine erotic literature,

Forging passionate ardent love letters to Pekka Rollins with the help of his friends pretending that it's from his ardent secret admirers in Ketterdam.

Forging letters from Pekka Rollins' mother expressing disgust for his dirty teeth and stupid beard.

Sending a get well soon card to Pekka Rollins every week. Pekka wasn't ill, Yuri just thought he could be a better person.

Sending toothpaste, toothbrushes, shaving cream, and a razor with a stink bomb and a glitter bomb in the care package sent to Pekka Rollins on his birthday, Valentine's Day, and Christmas Day.

Wearing a mourning veil for seven months when Pekka Rollin's beard was mysteriously shaved off.

Inventing a set of fireworks that formed into a dangerous crow that chased Pekka Rollins around Ketterdam leaving him and his Dime Lions with burns.

Decorating Ketterdam with banners and pictures of Sebastian on his birthday, his half birthday, his quarter birthday, the anniversary of his first crime, the anniversary of their marriage, and basically whenever he wants the world to know just how much he loves his husband.

Being undercover at Pekka's house with Ari when Pekka's wife went into labor. (Oh my water broke! Don't worry, we'll just get you a new one. Oh Saints, you mean your body water... that's much worse!)

Basically, after a lot of screaming, hyperventilating, and blood, Yuri and Ari managed to deliver Alby Rollins and get the fuck out of there. (I can't believe I witnessed and delivered that demon Rollin's child. Am I the godfather now?)

Loves

Long walks out in the country

Swimming and climbing trees.

Feeding ducks at the pond and having lazy and long picnics.

Playing fun games with you and your brother.

Going out shopping for his hats that get madder and madder each and every time.

Inventing new gadgets and building bombs.

Explaining his new inventions to you and your brother and teaching you two how to build bombs and grenades in a safe environment. (This resulted in one blowing up the chimney in one of the rooms. It was obvious that it didn't sit well with your father.)

Laughing and planning pranks with his husband Sebastian.

Challenging his best friends to drinking games and arm wrestling and losing.

Babysitting you and your brother with Uncle Sebastian.

Treasures

His wonderful and loving husband, Sebastian.

His books and chemistry set.

His best friends.

Your brother and you.

His hats.

His work.

The smiles and laughs of you and your brother.

Songs

Scrawny by Wallows - I say the wrong shit at the right times. If I'm offending them, I don't mind. Maybe they all should listen to me. It isn't all about what you see. Question though, how do I look to you? Am I so thin that you can see through?

Play with Fire by Sam Tinnesz ft Yacht Money - I love the smell of gasoline. I light the match to taste the heat. I've always liked to play with fire. Play with fire. I've always liked to play with fire

Born For This by The Score - We are the warriors, who learned to love the pain. We come from different places but have the same name. 'Cause we were born for this. We are the broken ones, who chose to spark a flame. Watch as our fire rages, our hearts are never tame. 'Cause we were, 'cause we were, 'cause we were, 'cause we were born for this. We were born for this.

Thunder by Imagine Dragons - Just a young gun with a quick fuse.I was uptight, wanna let loose. I was dreaming of bigger things and wanna leave my own life behind. Not a "Yes, sir", not a follower. Fit the box, fit the mold, have a seat in the foyer, take a number. I was lightning before the thunder

You Are Enough by Sleeping at Last - You're enough, you're enough, you're enough, you are enough. These little words, somehow they're changing us. You're enough, you're enough, you are enough. So we let our shadows fall away like dust

Young Hearts by Strange Talk - Remember all the memories and every little fantasy. Careless about destiny, destiny. We don't have the time to sleep. There's every possibility. We have got a history, history. We're young hearts. Look at us go! All we really need is a stereo. We're young hearts. Look at us go! There's no stopping us we will carry on

Someone to You by Banners - And if the sun starts setting, the sky goes cold. Then if the clouds get heavy and start to fall. I really need somebody to call my own. I wanna be somebody to someone. Someone to you

Famous Quote

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I will always be in your heart. If you hate me, I will always be in your mind.

David Lebedev

"Home is not where you are from, but where you are wanted."

Position.

Weapons master in the Order of the Dark Knights

Secret Weapon of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Head of recruitment and training in the Order of the Dark Knights.

Former Stadwatch Captain

Loving and devoted uncle to you and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Bloodhound

Wicked Prince

The Inhumane

The Dark Wizard

The Mad Freak

Genesis

Uncle Davy

Davy Boy

Wonder Boy

Dancing King

Angel

Sire

Prat

Talents and Skills

Strong and courageous

Loyal and stubborn

Kind and understanding

Combat, strategy, and marksmanship proficiency.

Gifted in speaking, writing, and understanding Shu, Kerch, Ravkan, Suli, and Fjerdan.

A shapeshifter

Super speed

Super strength

Good sense of direction

Can understand animals

Protective of the people he cares

Good intuition

Gentle and calm

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Assault and battery

Confusing, distracting, and taking down the enemies with his super speed, super strength, and shape-shifting.

Memorable Moments

Transforming himself into people's worst fears.

Transforming himself into people and things that people love to cheer them up.

Knocking out a giant muscled man unconscious with one punch.

Doing chores and finishing fights with super speed.

Having a soft spot for animals and adopting any animal he saw.

Adopting cats, dogs, cows, birds, horses, a monkey, and your father had to put his foot down when David was ready to adopt an elephant. It simply could not be allowed.

Taking animal form and talking to animals to find out information and secrets.

Starting a Ketterdam Animal Shelter and founding the Ketterdam Animal Welfare and Protection Association.

Has an entire pocket dedicated to chocolate and protects it with his life.

If everyone in Ketterdam hears, "WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CHOCOLATE?", it is common practice to hide and run for their lives. Good luck, you bastards.

Transforming to be a cat to sneak into Pekka's office and listen to his conversations and made a mess of his office.

Transforming into a dog to relieve himself on Pekka's shoes and bite Pekka very hard.

Transforming himself into a horse to throw Pekka Rollins off his back and trample him.

Transforming into Pekka Rollins when Rollins was out of the country and giving ridiculous orders and orders that were advantageous to your father.

The Dime Lions are horrified to find their leader flirting with the leader of the Order of the Dark Knights and many of them faint at the sight of Pekka Rollins kissing Maya's hand, bowing before Adira, complimenting Natalia and Ari, high-fiving Holly and snogging Sebastian and Yuri and sweet talking Minjun. Pekka Rollins comes back to Kerch to find the Dime Lions considerably horrified and concerned that he has made a fool of himself in front of every criminal gang and citizen in Ketterdam.

Transforming into normal and ordinary citizens or members of gangs when he needed to hide from being chased. (Have you seen that inhumane brat, David? I've never heard of this David but he sounds amazing.)

Gets everyone to practice drills for fighting. Doesn't matter if it's a day off. (GET UP YOU LAZY SCUM! TIME FOR PRACTICES! David, it's literally 4 on Christmas morning, how the fuck did you get inside our house? DOESN'T MATTER, YOUR ENEMY NEVER TAKES A BREAK AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!)

Made a fake map and spread rumors claiming that the trail in it led to the lost treasure of the Fjerdan Royal Family which fell into the hands of Pekka Rollins who followed it relentlessly but it actually led to a shady pub in Shu Han.

Challenging other gangs to settle their conflicts with each other only by interpretive dance-offs and remembered for their amazing dance moves.

Loves

Playing pranks on his friends by shapeshifting into different forms and tricking them.

Running races with you and your brother.

Eating sweet treats and good food with you.

Listening to gossip and sharing his own gossip with his friends and spending time with them.

Competing with the rest of your uncles and aunts to win your and your brother's favor by spoiling both of you with the best of presents.

Scolding anyone who dares to use a weapon or filthy language within the vicinity of children.

Going shopping with you for dresses and art supplies.

Dancing with everyone to the music and dedicating many dances to you as he twirls you around, smiling at your beaming face.

Playing childish games with you and your brother.

Helping you and your brother prank the rest of your aunts and uncles.

Treasures

The dances he has with you and the rest of his friends.

The art you draw and paint for him especially a portrait of him.

His best friends.

Animals.

Your brother and you.

His position in the Order of the Dark Knights

Songs

We Will Rock You by Queen - Buddy, you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place. We will, we will rock you, sing it! We will, we will rock you

Could Have Been Me by The Struts - I wanna taste love and pain, Wanna feel pride and shame. I don't wanna take my time, don't wanna waste one line. I wanna live better days, never look back and say it could have been me. It could have been me, yeah

Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab - Well baby, you are all that I adore. If love is what you need, a soldier I will be.

Dog Days are Over by Florence and the Machine - Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father. Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers. Leave all your love and your longing behind. You can't carry it with you if you want to survive.

Yellow by Coldplay - Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones turn into something beautiful. And you know, you know I love you so. You know I love you so.

Home by Dotan - The sound of the wind is whispering in your head. Can you feel it coming back? Through the warmth, through the cold, keep running till we're there. We're coming home now, we're coming home now

Famous Quote

I am looking out for you. I am protecting you. It is my duty.

Maya Sharma

"Girls like us are born in a storm. We have lightning in our souls, thunder in our hearts, and chaos in our bodies."

Position.

The most powerful and dangerous Grisha in the Order of the Dark Knights

Advisor regarding Grisha powers and politics in the Order of the Dark Knights.

Former prisoner in the Ravkan palace.

A dangerous Grisha targeted and wanted by many.

Darkling's lover who faked her death once she understood his plans to weaponize her but was caught by him in the end and trapped in Ravka to stop her.

Beautiful and kind aunt to you and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Enchantress

The Monstrous Magician

Dangerous Duchess

Wicked Witch

Abominable Angel

The Sorceress without a Home

Bitch

Epitome of Evil

Maya Darling

Sharma

Mayflower

Amethyst

Violet (Because of her entrancing purple eyes)

Mai

MiMi

May

Princess

Queen Maya

Mazie

Girl Boss

Witch (Affectionately used by her friends)

Marigold

Talents and Skills

The immortal and ancient creature who has lived for centuries.

Indomitable

Loyal and courageous

Intelligent and cunning

Combat, strategy, and marksmanship proficiency.

A dangerous Grisha who possesses the powers of a squaller, a heartrender, a healer, an inferni, a fabrikator, and a tidemaker.

Gifted in speaking, writing, and understanding Kerch, Ravkan, Suli, Shu, Kaelish, and Fjerdan.

Powerful and ambitious

Willing to do what is necessary.

Rational and analytical

Confident

Caring

Ruthless

Protective of those she cares about and those who are misunderstood and innocent.

Hides her emotions from the rest of the world

Displays outstanding leadership qualities

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Blackmail

Assault and battery

Smuggling and freeing Grisha from the grip of the Darkling.

Planning and engaging in secret missions to ensure the safety of Grisha in Ketterdam, freeing them from being transported to Fjerda and rescuing them from the grip of Shu Han.

Her enormous and dangerous powers frighten the enemies.

Memorable Moments

Painting murals of the Order of the Dark Knights in front of the Dime Lions' territory.

Telling new recruits to the Order of the Dark Knights that the only way to be allowed and accepted as a true member is to perform the ritual involving pouring blood over themselves and then performing Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet from the rooftops of the Church of Barter in a white dressing gown.

Creating a map that showed her closest friends where everyone's exact positions were at that moment in time and identified individuals by name even those who are strangers but locked it by a password.

Playing strip poker, strip chess, strip marbles, and strip roulette.

Founding Secret Santa in Ketterdam for queer kids and people so that they get gifts on Christmas, even if it's not from their blood family, and celebrating a big Christmas party with lots of food and mistletoe to spoil her queer kids.

Trying to sneak mistletoe above Sebastian's and Yuri's heads when they were pining for each other to try and force them together to realize their feelings for each other. (Maya, it's nearly March. Enough with the bloody mistletoe. You're either part of the mission or part of the problem, Y/FN. Now shut up and help me hang this, you're taller.)

Waking up in the middle of the night and making and eating snacks. (Why are you making chocolate waffles in the middle of the night? Because I've lost control of my life, David.)

Used her power to keep your father safe from the Darkling.

Made the Darkling cry with her sass while your father stood behind her proudly.

Bursting into Minjun and Ari's room during emergencies (Are we - stop screaming, it's me - have you seen my eyeliner?)

Organizing sleepovers for all her friends because all of them had bad nightmares and when one of them woke up shaking and crying, the rest of them would be there for them comforting and helping through the nightmares.

Used her powers to make other people happy. She'd used her ability as a heartrender to calm down Sebastian's anxiety attacks and the blood pressure the stress would cause your father. She'd use her powers as the healer to heal scars, wounds, and bruises caused in fights that they'd get into. When it was hot and warm, she'd bring sweet and cooling breezes that would bring relief to them all. She'd make it rain and storm so Adira could run into the rain and dance in it. She'd help Yuri with his inventions with her abilities as a fabrikator and an inferni. She liked dousing her friends with water as a tidemaker, laughing at their shocked and infuriated expressions when they were all wet.

In the same way, she'd use her powers to hurt those who were a threat to her freedom. She burned down Pekka's best casinos to the ground. Ari and Maya bonded together by torturing their enemies with their abilities as the heartrender, giving them the most slow and painful cruel torture until they surrendered.

Loves

Cherishing her freedom away from the Darkling.

Telling stories about Grisha and myths of the world to you and your brother.

Braiding your hair and styling it in different ways.

Nurturing the plants in the garden with your brother.

Participating in silly games and funny pranks of your uncles and aunts that make her smile and laugh.

Dancing and singing.

Loves dressing up and enchanting people with her beauty in to telling them whatever she needs to know.

Loves taking you shopping for pretty dresses.

Likes gossiping with Adira, Holly, Ari, and Natalia over tea.

Talking with your father who is her closest confidante who keeps her safe.

Teaching you how to do your makeup and letting you and your brother practice your makeup skills on her.

Teaching you about how powerful and deceiving beauty is.

Talking about politics with her friends over coffee and brandy.

Performing funny tricks with her powers to entertain you and your brother.

Letting you stay past your bedtime and letting you have as many sweets as you want.

Older than your father and the rest of her friends so loves flexing it annoying your father the most. (Respect your elders asshole. As the fairest, prettiest, best and oldest member of the Order of the Dark Knights, you should listen to me. Age before beauty, Sebastian, no wait I've got that too. How I am the oldest of all of you and I look so young and beautiful? One of life's greatest mysteries)

Treasures

Her power

Her life and freedom.

Her ability to do something good and help innocent people.

The trust your father places in her.

The time she spends with her best friends, your brother, and you.

Her collection of beautiful dresses and pretty shoes. .

Her position in the Order of the Dark Knights

Songs

Run Boy Run by Woodkid - Tomorrow is another day. And you won't have to hide away. You'll be a man, boy! But for now, it's time to run, it's time to run!

Boss Bitch by Doja Cat - All of my bad pics been all my best ones. I wear the hat and I wear the pants. I am advanced so I get advance. And I do my dance and cancel the plans. Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance, drop.

Monsters by Ruelle - You've got no place to hide. And I'm feeling like a villain, got a hunger inside. One look in my eyes and you're running 'cause I'm coming. Gonna eat you alive.

Champagne Problems by Taylor Swift - How evergreen, our group of friends. Don't think we'll say that word again. And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through.

Matilda by Harry Styles - You can let it go. You can throw a party full of everyone you know. And not invite your family, 'cause they never showed you love. You don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up.

I Lived by One Republic - Hope when you take that jump, you don't fear the fall. Hope when the water rises you built a wall. Hope when the crowd screams out its screaming your name. Hope if everybody runs you choose to stay

Famous Quote

"In the end, you just get tired. Tired of the struggle. Tired of losing everyone who matters to you. Tired of watching everything turn into dust. That's why I need the mayflies. You see the mayflies know more than I do. They know how beautiful and precious life is because it is fleeting. "

Natalia Alexandrov

"Promise me, you'll always remember you are braver than you believe, you are stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Position.

The dangerous spy in the Order of the Dark Knights.

Close advisor and secretary to the Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Godmother to Y/N, the daughter of the Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights

Lovely and kind aunt to you and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Phantom

Shadow

Spymaster

The Invisible Illusionist

Mystique

The Mysterious Murderess

The Cursed Bride

Nat

Natty

Lia

Talia

Lovely

Darling

Sweetness

Shortstack

Shortcake

Shortie

Talents and Skills

Clever and intelligent

Silent and stealthy

Calm under pressure

Understanding of collecting information and secrets.

Deceptive and manipulative

Attentive and observant

Combat, strategy, and marksmanship proficiency

Gifted in creating lethal poisons, potions and antidotes.

Gifted in speaking, writing and understanding Kerch, Ravkan, Suli, Kaelish, and Fjerdan.

Soft-spoken

strong

Loyal

Kind

Patient

Dedicated

Dangerous and ruthless when attacked and provoked.

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Blackmail

Assault and battery

Married ten husbands who died under mysterious circumstances shortly after their marriage leaving her their fortune and inheritance.

Memorable Moments

Being the one that everyone goes to at night, crawling into Natalia's bed when they have crazy, bad, horrid nightmares because she has this comforting and kind presence that soothes their mind and Natalia doesn't mind at all.

Giving Holly piggyback rides.

Sketching out accurate maps of Ketterdam for her best friends.

Giving one of the best ideas for Sebastian's pranks for April Fools Day, is to do absolutely nothing but pretend like he has done something. By midday, everyone in Ketterdam is paranoid and already on edge. Sebastian shares a subtle grin with Natalia who hides her own clever and pleased smirk.

She loves knitting scarves, sweaters, and socks for her friends for Christmas, Valentine's day, birthdays, anniversaries, and just any time to make them feel special and wanted. But one day after a particularly hurtful and tiring mission, she received a beautifully wrapped package that she opened to find a sweater that looked like it was knitted with great effort by someone for the first time. The sweater was lavender with her initials on the back with a note attached to the back 'To Natalia, thank you for making us all feel special. Y/FN.". She's not ashamed to say that she cried in gratitude and happiness and her respect for your father increased after that.

Giving Minjun a self-annotated Shu poetry book that he had been talking about. Minjun denies that he almost cried when he saw it.

Lets Adira, Ari, and Holly paint her nails.

Calming lost children and helping them out.

Holding the door for someone who was carrying something heavy or had busy hands.

Being the one to start the annual Order of the Knights food fight festival. Natalia jumped onto the tables and yelled for a food fight in the bar. For once, there are no different criminal gangs, there are just people who are having fun. Minjun, Ari, Yuri, and Maya get way into it fighting methodically and strategically. Holly, Adira. Sebastian and David are surprisingly good at finding just who to hit and keeping things going. The Dime Lions getting into an all-out war with the Order of the Dark Knights. Grisha powers are being used to get the advantage in this game but no one cares because everyone is having fun as they dump food and drinks on each other with their hands. The entire room freezing up when Pekka Rollins gets hit by a steak and kidney pie to his face. The entirety of both gangs declaring a food war and breaking into chaos when they realize that it was your father who threw the pie at Pekka.

People would constantly throw things at her just to watch the way she'd almost subconsciously snatch it out of the air. Holly would throw a knife at Natalia but without looking up, she'd pull it out of the air like it was nothing. Everyone found it very endearing and was super fascinated with this talent.

Commentating on their fights with gangs peppering it with gossip for entertainment. Sebastian and Holly would be welcomed as guest commentators. (Yes, that's a perfect punch from David to Svelten who is very much distracted by the fact that he got cheated on by his girlfriend, sorry about that mate. No, Mary, I will not ask out Maya for you. Lancaster has just been shot in the tits by Sebastian - OW that has got to hurt. Oh and another perfect shot to the head by Sebastian, proving once again all you need is style and good looks, am I right? If he can bloody take that down those men, then Sebastian you can pay me the fifteen kruge you owe me. PEKKA JUST HIT YURI IN HIS JAW! THAT IS HIS BEST FEATURE, PEKKA, IF IT IS BROKEN, I WILL POISON YOUR BREAKFAST! Yes, Y/FN, this is highly important information - oh look, you've made me miss an opportunity to punch this bastard. Oh look at Adira go, dodging that knife that John threw which nobody saw because of the cascade of dandruff that fell from his hair and covered the entirety of Ketterdam. Don't fucking shoot me, you bastard, hair care is important, you are blinding all of the innocent citizens of Ketterdam... it bloody looks like it just snowed. Excellent beating from Y/FN knocking Pekka to the floor while maintaining a handsome bone structure and gorgeous hair, how does he do it? Oh, and Pekka tries to get up but Minjun literally whacks him with his beautiful umbrella and Ari takes him down beautifully. I normally don't condone violence but as you can imagine, desperate times call for desperate measures. Oh do stop moaning Pekka, you're not dying - can someone please shut him up - thank you, Ari.)

On the anniversaries of her husbands' deaths, her friends would shove everyone out of the way saying 'Move over peasants, let the Cursed Bride through!' while Natalia was carried on the shoulders of David and Minjun and Ari played epic music on the violin.

Loves

Embroidery and sewing dresses for her goddaughter.

Knitting scarves, sweaters, and socks for her friends and you and your brother.

Brewing a good cup of tea.

Choosing the perfect fabric for a dress and designing clothes.

Reading stories to you and your brother.

Playing and running through the house with you and your brother.

Taking long walks with her friends and you and your brother.

Laughing and spending time with her closest friends who are her family.

Making scrapbooks and family albums.

Treasures

Her position in the Order of the Dark Knights

Her knives.

Her arts and crafts.

Her fashion designs

The time she spends with her best friends, your brother, and you.

Her sewing kit.

Songs

I Did Something Bad by Taylor Swift - I never trust a narcissist but they love me. So I play 'em like a violin and I make it look oh so easy. 'Cause for every lie I tell them they tell me three. This is how the world works. Now all he thinks about is me.

What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong - I hear babies cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more than I'll ever know. And I think to myself what a wonderful world. Yes, I think to myself...What a wonderful world

Blood//Water by Grandson - We'll never get free. Lamb to the slaughter. What you gon' do when there's blood in the water? The price of your greed is your son and your daughter. What you gon' do when there's blood in the water?

My Way by Frank Sinatra - My friend I'll make it clear. I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full. I traveled each and every highway. And more, much more I did it, I did it my way.

Home by Edith Whiskers - We laugh until we think we'll die, barefoot on a summer night. Nothing new is sweeter than with you. And in the streets, we run afree, like it's only you and me. Geez, you're something to see.

The Power of Love by Gabrielle Aplin - The Power of Love, a force from above. Cleaning my soul, flame on burn desire, love with tongues of fire, purge the soul. Make love your goal

Famous Quote

Are you trying to scare me? Oh, because I'm already bloody terrified of dying. And I'll endure a lot of pain before I give up the information that's keeping me alive. How long have you got?

Holly Yeltsov

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.

Position.

The most ruthless and efficient assassin in the Order of the Dark Knights

Sold by Fjerdan parents to slavers and bought by Pekka Rollins who trained her to be a ruthless child assassin.

Former assassin of Pekka Rollins who was sent to kill your father but betrayed Rollins.

The chaotic and awesome aunt to the children of the Leader of the Order of the Dark Knights.

The Vodka Aunt of the Babysitters Club.

Head chef and food expert.

Alias and Nicknames

Black Bird

Crimson Raven

Lilith

Dark Dagger

Persephone

Nemesis

The Serpent

Holly bear

Hollyberry

Holly Snakes

Holly Saints!

Holly Hell

Goldie

Blondie

Chaotic Support Bestie

Talents and Skills

Master Martial Artist

Knife Mastery

Marksmanship and combat proficiency

Master Spy

Extremely Skilled Assassin

Improvised weaponry

Gifted in speaking, writing, and understanding Kerch, Ravkan, Suli, Kaelish, and Fjerdan.

Intelligent and strategic

Ruthless efficiency

Flexibility

Excellent at escaping traps.

Good at disguising and blending into the crowd.

Deceptive and observant

Cynical with a bent moral compass

Strong sense of right and wrong

Dangerous and powerful

Loyal and strong

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Blackmail

Assault and battery

Having different kinds of weapons on her at all times.

Fought a gang of men with a frying pan.

Killed slavers with a flower pot.

Took down a couple of men who dared to bother her when she was eating waffles and having hot chocolate.

Rescued enslaved women and children in slaver ships that docked to Ketterdam.

Punching Pekka Rollins in the crotch, nearly castrating him with the promise of ending his bloodline echoing through the whole of Ketterdam as she called him some very colorful curses.

Memorable Moments

Planning an annual extravagant proposal to your father in the middle of Ketterdam as a prank asking him out on a date and Sebastian pops up out of nowhere acting betrayed while your father is trying not to laugh while the two idiots proceed to fake fight. (HOW DARE YOU, HOLLY! YOU KNEW HOW I FELT ABOUT HIM AND YET YOU ASKED HIM OUT!)

Holly and Sebastian getting very dirty stares for being disrespectful because they were singing 'Stayin Alive' as the coffin was lowered but then continued to sing on a whole rendition of songs that were disrespectful to the dead such as 'Every Breath You Take', 'I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight', Another One Bites the Dust, Livin La Vida Loca until they were kicked out by your father himself from the funeral.

Telling everyone in Ketterdam that the Order of the Knights have a Sacrificial Blood Ritual every full moon night.

Making blanket forts to comfort herself when she has a bad time.

Waking her up early in the morning is dangerous and possible reactions include homicidal rage.

Cannot go for more than three hours without eating something so she always has snacks on her. She's basically a walking snack shop.

If anyone tries to take her food away or bother her while she is eating, the consequences usually involve getting beaten up or your head drowning inside the canals.

Has a very dirty sense of humor.

Her pretty puppy eyes are a lethal and dangerous weapon that her best friends have learned to be careful of.

Leaving Sebastian, Yuri, Maya and her alone for more than ten minutes will result in disastrous chaotic shenanigans that brings despair to your father.

Challenging her to drinking competitions is a death wish.

She has a bright, stupid grin that makes girls and boys in Ketterdam think of pushing her against a wall and snogging the living daylights out of her.

Rolling up her sleeves when it's really hot and warm and whenever she is ready to fight.

Unbuttoning the first button of her shirt whenever she feels suffocated and frustrated.

Running her hand through her hair messing it up.

Has a crush on Adira for most of their time together at the Order of the Dark Knights but started developing serious feelings for her.

Had a hard time coping with the trauma of being sold by her parents and being a child assassin. There would be days where she would be joyless and empty and everyone in Ketterdam felt absolutely terrified and worried because no matter how much they feared her, they hoped she would be alright and happy again.

Was wary of holding you at first but you always wanted to be held by her.

Loved it when you were always fascinated by her hair as a baby and pulled and twisted on it.

Slept with a yellow stuffed dog gifted to her by Adira.

Took your father's side in arguments because it annoyed Sebastian so much.

Always bought her friends a round of drinks to celebrate.

Defended Minjun from the teasing of other members who thought he was too serious and solemn.

Loves all her best friends but especially Sebastian and Yuri who make her laugh until she can't breathe.

Going full-out extravagant for the holidays because she loves any kind of excuse to celebrate anything small or big. When she first joins the gang, it becomes clear to her friends, she hadn't ever had a chance to be a kid and celebrate holidays so they all go along with her crazy and amazing plans of organizing trips, parties, decorations, food, gifts, and alcohol.

She is the one who rambles on about insignificant topics like shoes and storms, favorite colors, and worst clothes but this usually happens when she has something on her mind.

Totally knowing your father's middle name but instead choosing to annoy your father by breaking into full ridiculous name. (Of course, he successfully carried out the heist. He's Y/FN Aurelius Y/FLN. Y/FN Cordelia Y/FLN, I am shocked at your behavior. Of course, he shot Pekka Rollins, he's fucking Y/FN Genevieve Y/LN)

Loves

Eating different kinds of delicious cuisines and sweets.

Cooking delicious and tasty food for her best friends.

Winning drinking competitions with anyone who dares challenge her.

Winning arm wrestling competitions.

Dancing and making up songs all the time even during inappropriate moments such as funerals and missions.

Buying random things that catch her attention like candles, books, vests, statues, mugs, weapons, kitchen equipment, and alcohol.

Teaching you how to fight, handle weapons, be flexible, scale and jump off buildings, pick locks, and improvise in situations where you are surprised because she believed you couldn't be sheltered from the reality of the world forever.

Betting on her friends.

Being the first of her friends to agree with Sebastian's and Yuri's chaotic ideas and jump into helping them with their pranks.

Passing notes to her friends during meetings held by your father (Holly - OI, Minnie, fuck, marry, and kill from the rest of us? Minjun - Marry Ari, Fuck This and Kill you all. David - Aww. Ari - Leave him alone, it's his time of the month. Minjun - I will EAT YOU! Ari - YES PLEASE DADDY! Maya - OH MY EYES! Adira - For saint's sake, Ari! Sebastian - Get a room, you two! Yuri - And you lot say, Seb and I are bad. Your father - I'm surrounded by maniacs.)

Loves game night but is banned from playing truth and dare because she has no regard for her personal safety.

Treasures

Food

Her weapons

The time she spends with her best friends, your brother, and you.

Her collection of random things she buys.

Her little mementos and souvenirs of each place to remember moments.

Songs

American Pie by Don Mclean - We started singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry. Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye. And singing, "This'll be the day that I die". This will be the day that I die

Trouble by Valerie Broussard - We wear red so they don't see us bleed. Hundred-dollar bills under our sleeve. We intend not to sleep 'til we're dead. Drink our problems right out of our heads

What's Up Danger by Black Caviar and Blackaway - I like it when trouble brews, I won't dare change. I like it when there's turbulence on my airplanes. I like it when I sense things I can't see yet. Swimmin' with sharks when they ain't feed yet. 'Cause I like high chances that I might lose. I like it all on the edge just like you, ayy. I like tall buildings so I can leap off of 'em. I go hard wit' it no matter how dark it is.

Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man - Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now. I been feeling it since 1966, now. Might've had your fill, but you feel it still. Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now. Let me kick it like it's 1986, now. Might be over now, but I feel it still.

Handclap by Fitz and Tantrums - Somebody save your soul 'cause you've been sinning in this city. I know too many troubles, all these lovers got you losing control. You're like a drug to me, a luxury, my sugar and gold I want the good life, every good night you're a hard one to hold.

Best Friend by Saweetie - And she so bad that I just can't take that bitch nowhere. She off her fifth shot, said, "Mmm-mmm, don't go there". Bitch, break her back, she protect and attack. Get that strap like them buckle, foot on neck, give no air. Whole world wanna be us

Famous Quote

Hope is dangerous. Hope is the survivor that has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, and the grit of cobblestones in her hair, and spits out a tooth as she rises for another go.

Ari Kang

"These people are my family and if you hurt them in any way, I will kill you."

Position.

Powerful heartrender in the Order of the Dark Knights

Former Alumni of the Medical Faculty at the University of Ketterdam.

Professor of Medicine at the University of Ketterdam.

First Female Director General of the Ketterdam General Hospital

Daughter of the Shu Ambassador based in Kerch.

Brewer of healing potions and medicine for the Order of the Dark Knights

Skilled interrogator and torturer in the Order of the Dark Knights

Happily married to Minjun Park.

Loving and sweet aunt to you and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Manhunter

Queen of Hearts

Karma

Stilleto

Crimson Witch

Firecracker

That's my wife!

Fashionista

Fashion Queen

Talents and Skills

Marksmanship and combat proficiency

Extremely Skilled Heartrender

Extracting information from targets with unique torture techniques through her powers.

Gifted in speaking, writing, and understanding Shu, Kerch, Ravkan, and Suli.

Intelligent and clever

Ruthless and cruel

Deceptive and observant

Dangerous and powerful

Loyal and strong

Courageous and fearless

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Blackmail

Assault and battery

Fighting off Rollin's gang of men and taking them down singlehandedly and sending one of them with an eye gouged out with her stiletto stabbed to his chest.

Keeping Grisha in Kerch safe from being indentured and freeing indentured Grisha and helping them escape.

Working on missions that helped many Grisha escape Shu Han's experimentation on them.

Memorable Moments.

Since she is the daughter of the Shu Ambassador in Kerch, she has established a network of spies in Shu and established good relations with criminal families and gangs in Shu Han on behalf of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Skilled at performing surgeries and post-mortems for missions on behalf of the Order of the Dark Knights.

Knowledgeable in many areas of medicine such as forensic pathology, toxicology, and gynecology.

Famous for her research on forensic pathology and toxicology.

Was enemies with Minjun at the University of Ketterdam before settling a truce and becoming friends and eventually lovers.

Is nonchalant, outgoing and popular but secretly loves spending hours studying and poring over books and her smart responses are intelligent and insightful.

Grew up in an intellectually nurturing household where her parents always answered her questions and joined many curriculars in the University of Ketterdam

Developed feelings for Minjun who was from a different world tumbling head over heels for him when she sees his intense concentration, his talent for law, his hard work, his determination, and his perseverance and sees how much he loves learning as much as she does and finally realizes that he is the one for him.

Uses her influence as the ambassador's daughter and the Director General of the Ketterdam Hospital to get information for the Order of the Dark Knights.

Loves children and wanted them very badly. After two years of trying, she finally got pregnant with a child. But one day, Pekka Rollins' goons broke into the hospital where she was shot. She was saved but the child inside her died. The injuries led to complications where she could not have children again. Minjun and her grieved for the loss of their child and the loss of the life they could have had but together they got through it. There's not a day that goes by they don't miss their unborn baby.

Blamed your father for what happened to her for a long time but understood him. She couldn't stay mad at him. He was her dear friend and she couldn't lose someone who was very near and dear to her. She saw that your father did everything he could to help her through this loss.

Because she cannot have children, she treasures every moment spent with you and your brother. To her, you are the children she cannot have, and helps your father out when he doubts himself as a good father.

Spends her leisure time in orphanages taking care of little babies and children, playing with them, and reading to them. It's her way of coping.

Lets Holly win at chess.

She likes to steal her husband's clothes.

Wanted to learn to play the trumpet to annoy the Dime Lions but Adira pointed out that technically Ari didn't have to learn the trumpet to annoy the Dime Lions. Fair to say, the Dime Lions were pissed off and deafened.

When pissed off, she curses excessively in Shu.

Annoys people by correcting their grammar by reusing it properly in the next sentence.

An early riser who likes the crisp wind and the morning mist and the sunrise.

Polite and sweet, the perfect shining girl in public events such as balls and galas which makes her friends snigger in amusement because she is a sassy little psychopathic shit who takes pleasure in torturing people.

Accompanies her husband in the library researching cures for various illnesses and inventing incredibly painful torture techniques.

Was amused when each of her best friends got in the way of Minjun trying to propose to her. (Minjun literally chased away Maya who was grinning like a lunatic and threw a book at your father)

Teaming up with your father to prank Minjun because both of them know him the best. (Listen, Y/FN, if you want to see Minjun scream in terror, just wait until it's dark and dress up like a ghost of a dead Victorian girl. Nice, Ari... here's his perfume except it's replaced with a powerful repellent that stinks like hell) They exchange secret smirks and high-fives when their pranks work and blame it on Sebastian.

Hugs everyone after the missions.

She rocks minimal makeup and sophisticated fashion looks.

She smiles to herself every time she thinks of her family. As she thinks of the crazy heists and adventures they've shared. The secrets between them, the jokes, the laughter, the pain. The laughter, love and light that fills their memories.

Loves

Her husband, Minjun, and spending time with him.

Drinking

Using her powers to see them tremble and crumble before her.

Composing music and playing the piano, violin, and other musical instruments.

Debating and talking about topics that interest her.

Teaching your brother and you how to play the piano and listening to both of you play your respective musical instruments.

Gifting extravagant and beautiful dolls and dresses for you and play with them.

Reading books and writing and creating new recipes and methods for medicines and tonics to heal and torture.

Creating wild imaginary stories for you and your brother.

Spending time with her best friends over good food and lots of drinks.

Treasures

Her husband.

Her high heels.

Her wedding ring.

Her weapons

Her writings and discoveries of torture and medicines that she herself invented.

The time she spends with her best friends, your brother, and you.

The little gifts her husband buys for her.

Songs

No Body No Crime by Taylor Swift - They think she did it but they just can't prove it. She thinks I did it but she just can't prove it. No, no body, no crime, I wasn't letting up until the day he...No, no body, no crime, I wasn't letting up until the day he...No, no body, no crime, I wasn't letting up until the day he died.

Sweet but Psycho by Ava Max - She'll make you curse, but she a blessin'. She'll rip your shirt within a second. You'll be coming back, back for seconds. With your plate, you just can't help it.

One Woman Army by Porcelain Black - I hit you with that Kung-Fu, Jackie Chan. Boom, boom, boom, pow, I'm superfast. High heels, big deal, I'll kick your ass. They gunnin', they runnin' and that makes me mad.

Material Girl by Madonna - They can beg and they can plead. But they can't see the light (that's right). 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mister Right.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper - Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest o' the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun. Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Hurts Like Hell by Fleurie - I don't want them to know the secrets. I don't want them to know the way I loved you. I don't think they'd understand it, no. I don't think they would accept me, no.

Famous Quotes

"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together."

Adira Khan

"Better a broken heart than no heart at all."

Position.

A dangerous and talented thief in the Order of the Dark Knights

Saint in the Order of the Dark Knights

Loving and warm aunt to you and your brother.

Alias and Nicknames

Huntress

Temptress

The Nightingale

The Phoenix

The Saint of the Barrel

Ball of sunshine

Forever, sweet, precious baby

Dove

Muffin

Daisy

Sankta Adira

Our guardian angel

Talents and Skills

Marksmanship and combat proficiency

Knife Mastery

Gifted in speaking, writing, and understanding Kerch, Ravkan, and Suli.

Intelligent and clever

Silent and stealthy.

Charming and sweet.

Loyal and courageous.

Powerful and perceptive

Kind and empathetic.

Famous for

Mass murder

Organized crime

Torture

Robbery

Kidnapping and abduction

Blackmail

Assault and battery

Stealing Pekka Rollin's wedding cake and the wedding rings on his wedding day causing his bride to go into a full stress mode and slap him in front of the guests.

Keeping girls and women safe from being prey at night and day when she doesn't have missions.

Being kind to children and finding orphans and abused children safe places to live in.

Worked on secret missions to recruit and free girls indentured in brothels giving them a safe place and a purpose infuriating Rollins who had business with those places.

Freeing and helping those who are indentured and fighting the slavers who disgusted her.

Sneaking into Pekka Rollin's office to steal valuable documents that he had kept in an unbreakable safe and moving the furniture into different places to annoy him.

Speaking to the spirits of the dead, telling fortunes and prophecies that nearly almost come true and an intuition that is sharp and right.

Stealing from the most unbreakable vaults and safes of rich men and con men, learning their secrets and lies that became valuable to your father.

Memorable Moments

Sneaking into Pekka Rollin's place at night and shaving off his beard. The next day, Pekka Rollins was the laughingstock of Ketterdam and no one could keep a straight face and take him seriously without that beard.

Plays with Holly's hair when she is stressed.

She is the only one who can stop Sebastian, Holly, Yuri, David and Natalia from doing something stupid but most of the time she chooses not to but chooses to join them.

The only one who has told your father to shut up and gotten away with it.

Being mistaken as your father's wife by everyone in Ketterdam. This broke Sebastian's heart because apparently, he was under the impression that he was your father's husband. Chaos ensured and a battle for your father's hand and heart began but ended with the agreement that they were both too good for him.

Loves beautiful dresses and is the only one who can pull off bright and beautiful colors like sunset orange, pink, and blue to perfection.

Likes cooking Suli food for her friends because it keeps her grounded and reminds her of home.

Talking to her friends after they've had a particularly bad day and knowing just the right thing to say.

She does her best to find her children and your father does his best to help her.

Sneaking live spiders into the clothes of the Dime Lions

Was challenged to a duel by one of the new recruits in the Order of the Dark Knights. Spoiler alert, the new recruit got his fingers broken, his ribs broken and his leg broken. After that, when introducing Adira, that was the first story that came out and it made Adira smile whenever she was in a bad mood.

Can sense when someone is following her and deals with them in the deadliest way possible.

Introduced new awards so she could present Natalia with a trophy for being 'an awesome, amazing, wonderful, beautiful person'.

Sneaking in and placing glue on Rollin's seat and his hat. The next day, Pekka's hat was glued to his head and he was stuck to his seat for the remainder of the next two months.

Snuck in a special powder that Natalia had created into Pekka Rollin's alcohol that made Pekka fart every five minutes. It took five months to find a cure.

Loves

Her position in the Order of the Knights

Praying to the saints to help her to find peace and the family she lost.

The thrill of stealing something and breaking into something unbreakable.

Stargazing and studying the constellations in the night sky.

Picking flowers and making flower pressings out of them.

Taking part in the chaotic games and pranks that her best friends gather together to pull.

Drinking tea and writing letters to her lost children and family.

Dancing in the rain.

Spending time with her best friends chatting and laughing.

Talking to your father about the little things on her mind that make her anxious and listening to his own set of worries and reassuring him.

Taking care of you and your brother with such love and warmth as if you were her own children.

Treasures

All the moments she spends with her best friends, you and your brother.

Her knives.

The little bead bangle her children gave her as a present.

Songs

Better Than I in Joseph The King of Dreams -I try to do what's best. And faith has made it easy to see the best thing I can do is put my trust in you.

Speechless by Naomi Scott - Let the storm in, I cannot be broken. No, I won't live unspoken. 'Cause I know that I won't go speechless.

Somewhere Only We Know by Keane - And if you have a minute, why don't we talk about it somewhere only we know? This could be the end of everything. So, why don't we go somewhere only we know?

I Was Here By Beyonce - I wanna say I lived each day until I died. I know that I had something in somebody's life. The hearts I have touched, will be the proof that I leave that I made a difference and this world will see I was here, I lived, I loved, I was here. I did, I've done, everything that I wanted. And it was more than I thought it would be. I will leave my mark so everyone will know I was here.

Dynasty by MIIA - And all I gave you is gone. Tumble like it was stone. Thought we built a dynasty that heaven couldn't shake. Thought we built a dynasty, like nothing ever made. Thought we built a dynasty forever couldn't break up.

Bigger than the Whole Sky by Taylor Swift - Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. You were bigger than the whole sky. You were more than just a short time. And I've got a lot to pine about. I've got a lot to live without. I'm never gonna meet what could've been, would've been what should've been you.

Famous Quote

"Sacrifice... that's what we do for the people we love."

#Spotify #six of crows #shadow and bone #six of crows x reader #six of crows x y/n #six of crows x you #shadow and bone x reader #nikolai lanstov x reader #nikolai lantsov x you #nikolai lantsov x yn #kaz brekker #kaz brekker x reader #kaz brekker x you #kaz brekker x y/n #kaz brekker x fem!reader #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #zoya nazyalensky #genya safin #david kostyk #tolya and tamar #soc #six of crows fic #nikolai lantsov fic #kaz brekker fic #grishaverse

[niqhtlord01]

Humans are weird: A ship without a name  ( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps)        

(A continuation from "Humans are weird: Purple to the rescue")

It had been three weeks since Captain Muk’tal and his ship had safely returned to the Coalition fleet. His ships daring escape from the heart of Arganian armada had been the talk of the fleet, though he and much of his crew had been admitted to the nearest hospital ship to enjoy the praise. Muk’tal himself had been placed into a medical coma to help accelerate the healing process and it was only yesterday he had been awoken and deemed ready to rejoin his ship.

The shuttle he was now on had been waiting for him as he left the medical quarters and entered the flight hangar. He had woven his way through chaotic traffic of landings and taking off of dozens of medical transports to reach the shuttle and was thankful for the sound cancelation when the door closed behind him. As the craft left the bay Muk’tal got his first good look at what remained of the fleet and understood why the medical ship had been so eager to get him out to make room for other patients.

Of the combined force to go to battle against the Arganian’s barley two thirds had survived to return to the rally point. It had been a harrowing maelstrom of warfare not seen since the War of Seven Spheres, and the complacency since then showed amongst the bulks of ships arrayed before him.

On his right he could see several mobile repair yards slowly drifting towards the Kataack battleships arrayed at the center of the fleet. They had taken the worst of the mauling and Muk’tal watched as giant carving lasers began bisecting one of the more damaged ships to use for parts to repair the others.

Next to those were scores of heavy and light cruisers, behind them a line of destroyers at least thirty ships long, and then at the end a few frigates too small to make out clearly from this distance. These were all the ships that had survived from his people’s contribution to the coalition fleet. Looking out the left window he could see the rest of the coalition handling their maintenance.

So vastly different was each species designs that aside from the most basic materials the sharing of materials would be all but useless. Some ships, like the Waybilen, were comprised of a metal only found on their world that they would melt down and mold into ships.

“We’re coming up on your ship now.” The pilot said over the loud speaker, and Muk’tal broke his gaze with the rest of the coalition fleet to see his ship come into view along the right side.

The purple paint coating had been removed. As thankful as he was for it having saved their lives he still dreaded the tacky color for a military vessel.

It was still worse for wear, but he would be damned to say he wasn’t happy to see it in one piece. Several of the armor plates had been removed, but more still had the superficial signs of damage along them with various scorch marks and energy grooves cut into them. He imagined that even if he had been the hero of the day there were not enough supplies to fully refit his ship.

Just as the shuttle made a pass across the bridge Muk’tal noticed something strange that had not been there before.

Beneath the command bridge a line of text had been crudely painted. It was too far away for him to clearly make out. At first he thought it was some repair crew marking a future job that needed to be done; but when he looked around the rest of the ship there were no other lines of text scrawled across his vessel.

He did not have long to think about it as the shuttle made another turn and Muk’tal heard the loud clicking sound of an airlock attaching and pressurizing.

The door slowly swung open and waiting on the other side were several of his bridge crew and senior staff waiting at attention.

“Welcome back, Captain.”

Muk’tal returned the salute to his new Head Engineer Teli. She had recently been promoted to the position as a reward for her actions during the previous engagement, and though he still missed his dear friend Morgas he was no doubt sure he would have approved his replacement.

“It’s good to be back.” He replied with a crisp salute. “What’s our status?”

“We’ve repaired all primary systems including engines, weapons, communications and life support.” She answered. “Hull repairs are sitting at 87% completed; we’re jump capable but I would not recommend more than twenty before we reexamine the hull for stress tears.”

“Make it every five jumps just to be on the safe side until we are fully repaired.”

Teli nodded and stepped aside so that the captain may speak with the rest of the senior staff. Many were like Teli, having just been promoted to the position, but a few faces were still the same and Muk’tal was glad to see that the last battle had not claimed all his friends.

“I’ll be heading to the bridge to run status checks on the systems there.” he told Teli over his shoulder as he already began making his way there before stopping and turning around.

“While I was flying over I saw someone had scribble something in paint on the side of my ship.” He told Teli. “Was that the repair crew’s work?”

Teli shook her head. He saw her cast a sidelong glance at the rest of the senior crew and some of them nodded silently before she continued.

“While you were recovering we all, that is to say the senior staff, had time to reflect on our good fortune for returning.” She began hesitantly. “The odds of us escaping the Arganian’s were nearly impossible, and yet we still made it.”

“A testament to our skill and determination,” Muk’tal said, “but that still does not explain the text on my ship.”

“We heard stories of how other species would honor their ship and in return it would help guide them home safely.” She continued. “One of the ways to honor the ship was to give it a name to be recognized by.”

Muk’tal said nothing as he glanced around the rest of the senior crew. While none of them met his eye contact none of them looked particularly embarrassed by this superstition. He ran a clawed hand over his face and let out a low sigh.

“It is not in our culture to name our ships,” he began, “so I will wager it was one of our allies who mentioned this to you.” He fixed Teli with an authoritative stare. “And I have a hunch on who gave you all these silly notions of superstition.”

He walked past the group and touched the com badge on the cuff of his uniform.

“Mr. Biggs report to the bridge; double time.” --------------------------------------

“Please explain why you have defaced my ship?”

Engineer Marvin Biggs stood attention on the bridge while the rest of the bridge crew pretended not to be listening in.

“I don’t know what you mean, sir.”

Muk’tal stood up from his command throne and walked over to one of the windows overlooking his ship.

“About seven meters down from here,” he said as he pointed down, “you scrawled something on to the side of my ship without my permission or consent of the senior staff.”

“That’s not true sir.” Mr. Biggs countered. “I was the one who shared certain human customs, true; but it was officially put to a vote by both the crew and senior staff and they approved of it.”

Muk’tal turned in an instant and strode over to the human. He stood over him by easily two feet and fixed him with the coldest stare he had.

“This,’ he began softly, “is my ship, Mr. Biggs.”

“I am the commanding officer and as far as you are concerned my word is law onboard this vessel.”

Mr. Biggs opened his mouth as if to say something by Muk’tal silenced him with a gesture. “The only thing saving you from being locked in the brig until the exchange program is over is how you conducted yourself during our escape from the Arganian’s.”

“You will remove it, at once.”

With that he walked away from Marvin and returned to his command throne to go over several data feeds scrolling by. Mr. Biggs stood silent for a moment before making his way off the bridge. He stopped at the threshold and asked “Do you even know what it says?”

“No.” was all Muk’tal replied.

With that Mr. Briggs stepped off the bridge and the emergency sirens activated.

“Status report!?” Muk’tal demanded as he turned to the nearest bridge officer.

“Fleet wide communication coming in from Admiral Dun.” They replied.

“On speakers, now!”

The officer nodded, setting down their headset and flicking open the communication switch broadcasting the message.

“All ships all ships, this is the admiral; jump points have been detected on the edge of the system, prepare for combat.”

“All hands, man your battle stations this is not a drill!” Muk’tal shouted into the ships onboard speakers.

The previous matter with Mr. Biggs now swept away as the prospect of imminent combat pushed itself to the forefront of Muk’tal’s mind.

“Give me tactical now!”

A hologram projected itself to the center of the bridge showcasing the current position of the coalition fleet. The blue icons were scattered about desperately moving to form up, but it would take time. Muk’tal cursed whoever thought separating the fleet would somehow make repairs go faster as a host of red icons began appearing at the edge of the scanners.

Their fleet in its current state was broken into two parts that could easily be surrounded and cut to pieces. Even as he watched several of the coalition vessels begin moving together he saw it would be too late. The red icons had already made it a third of the way towards them in the time since the alert went out.

“Give me analysis on those ships now.” Muk’tal ordered. The scans now showing what appeared to be a red wave of hostiles half way towards them; their speed continuing to increase and shrink the distance.

“Count is seventy five enemy ships, frigate and raider class only.” The scanning officer called out. “No contacts for heavier warships.”

“Even now the bastards insult us.” Muk’tal stated; yet inwardly he couldn’t deny the tactic was sound. The lighter class ships now set against them would have been able to make the jump in a fraction of the time compared to their larger class vessels. These were no doubt meant to tie us down while the rest of the Arganian fleet was close behind.

“New orders from the admiral.” The communication officer called out. “We are to break orbit and retreat out of system immediately.”

“Come about and bring all batteries to the ready.” Muk’tal ordered.

“But sir-“ the communication officer began, but Muk’tal stopped him.

“If we turn now we will be shot in the back!” To emphasize the point he highlighted the enemy icons now mere minutes away from reaching firing range. “Make for the edge of the system but keep our guns trained on the enemy!”

“Aye, aye!” came the response as the ship slowly turned. The bridge windows blurring for a moment as the vessel’s engines pushed it around. Muk’tal could see the deck gun turrets emerging from their coves and training on the approaching enemies.

“Arganian’s have entered firing range, permission to fire?” the Weapons Master asked. Muk’tal’s hands dug deep into the arms of his chair as he gave the order and the deck guns discharged concentrated plasma lances.

Two frigates took the brunt of the lances head on, crumpling like empty metal cans as their hulls imploded. Several more made hasty course corrections to avoid them and clashed headlong into each other adding another three kills, but it was mere droplets in an ocean. Before the batteries could fire a second volley they were upon them.

Shields flashed bright green as a barrage of ballistic and laser weaponry hammered it with each enemy ship speeding by. The Arganian ships were not even slowing down to adjust their aim but continued speeding passed as they fired randomly.

Muk’tal looked out the window to see a mobile repair yard take the full brunt of a barrage and explode violently; showering the battleship it had been working on with debris. Several other coalition ships had turned to make a fight of it while many more ignited their engines and sped off as quickly as they could for the edge of the system. These fleeing ships drew the attention of the Arganian’s who broke off from making a second run on the fighting ships to instead chase down the retreating ships.

“Full power to the engines!” Muk’tal ordered. “Get us out of here!”

He felt a shift in the gravity as the vessel surged forward. Unlike his previous attempt to reach a jump point that took three days, at full power the ship could reach the system’s edge in twenty minutes. A fact that loomed over everyone as a bright red timer appeared on the hologram showing the countdown timer to reaching the jump point.

“Enemy ships bearing down on us.” The scanning officer called out. “Five frigates closing fast.”

“All deck guns retarget approaching frigates!”

The deck guns slowly began turning towards the frigates approaching from the opposite direction but it wouldn’t be fast enough.

“Enemy ships firing.” They called out before alarm bells sounded. “They’ve fired shield crackers!”

“Anti-missile batteries full spread now!” Muk’tal shouted. “Shoot them down!”

His fear was all too real as shield crackers could punch a hole through even a battleships layered shielding and crack them in two. To have five coming at him at once was like facing death itself.

Without hesitation gun ports opened and razor cannons fired. The space between the missiles and the ship soon was filled with millions of sharpened metal fragments more than capable of shredding anything. One after another the shield crackers exploded and it looked as if they were going to-

“Brace for impact!”

One missile had survived the razor cannons fired and struck the shields head on. The green light of them overwhelmed the bridge before the shields broke and the missile shot forward to complete its task. Muk’tal closed his eyes and waited for the end.

But the end never came.

Muk’tal opened his eyes to see that he was still very much alive and that his ship was still intact.

“What happened?” Muk’tal asked. His bridge crew was looking just as confused and relieved as their captain was at their sudden good fortune.

“I’m not sure,” The scanning officer called, “but the frigates are coming around for another pass.”

The red timer above the bridge finally reached zero signifying that they had reached safe jump distance. “Engage the jump drive!” Muk’tal ordered. “Get us out of here!”

------------------------------- Several dozen systems away Muk’tal’s ship emerged from their jump. The system appeared to be devoid of any ship activity or signs of life, the glow from a pale white star washing over everything only adding to its eerie silence.

“All stations give me damage reports.” Muk’tal commanded. He only now realized that he had been clutching his command throne so tightly that his fingers had dug deep into the upholstery. He removed his fingers delicately as the command stations sounded off. Aside from some minor damage his ship had survived yet another impossible battle.

“Sir,” one of the command staff called out as they stood by the window, “I think you should see this.”

They were pointing to something outside the ship but Muk’tal couldn’t see it from his position. He stood from his command throne and went over to the staffer who was pointing just below the bridge. When he arrived he could almost feel his soul leave his body.

There, embedded into the hull of his ship, was the fifth shield cracker missile.

The tip of the missile had punctured the hull yet beyond all sense of reason had failed to detonate. Muk’tal could feel his body shaking like it had never done before. It was one thing to face down death, but it was entirely another to be standing alongside it wondering if each second would be your last.

“Bring the ship to a full stop.” Muk’tal said quietly. The staffer nodded and went back to his terminal to relay the order to engineering. “Mr. Dogra, come here.” Muk’tal called out to his Weapons Master. They promptly stood up and joined him at the window and likewise shared a moment of overwhelming fear.

“I want you to use whatever resources you need, and get that thing off my ship.”

Dogra nodded without saying a word and turned around heading towards the bridge’s exit while Muk’tal looked down at the missile.

“Mr. Biggs,” Muk’tal spoke into his communicator, “are you there?”

There was a pause before the humans reply came back. “Here sir, what can I do for you?”

“The text you wrote on my ship, what did you write?”

Another moment of silence before Mr. Biggs answered. “I wrote “Vitalis o Wisp”, which translates to-“

“Wisp of life.” Muk’tal finished.

“I changed my mind,” Muk’tal continued, “I think I shall keep that name after all; although I will need you to do something for me when next we reach port.”

“Which is?” Mr. Biggs asked understandably confused.

“Add a fresh coat of paint.”

With that Muk’tal closed the link and looked down at the missile once more; the tip of it having gone straight through Mr. Biggs paint job from earlier.

#HUMANS ARE WEIRD #humans are insane #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #scifi #story #writing #original writing #niqhtlord01 #ai generated art #stable diffusion #story continuation

[giantmushyfriend]

It's not a want, your honor, IT'S A NEED

Okay, okay, okay.

Y'all, I'm snowed into my house after Iowa just got slammed by a lot of snow, so I predict some cabin fever mess to spew from this page (I'm sorry).

ANYWAY

So, we all know how Michael Sheen was on the celebrity episode of the Great British Bake Off, and he was an absolutely chaotic and competitive little shit. Michael always jokes about his competitiveness, but he just came out of the gates swinging, acting like the chaotic little Welshman he is. And we loved it. How could we not? Michael is so loveable, even when he's causing chaos and making Wales 4 Ever treats. That being said, I vote Michael comes back for another episode.

But Giantmushyfriend, I hear you ask, won't that be repetitive and boring?

No, because not only is Michael unpredictable and very funny, but also because two other people would be joining him: his TV husband, David Tennant, and Neil Gaiman, the destroyer and repairer of all hearts.

There are so many different ways this potential episode could play out, and it is the best thing the Great British Bake Off could produce. Because just think about it.

Michael would inherently go back to being the chaotic menace we all know he will be. He'd come in with the attitude, "I performed great the last time I was here, and I am going to do great again, and if I don't, then at least I'll be cute."

David would come in, and everyone would expect him to be all nice because he's practically known as the Patron Saint of Pleasantness in the acting world, but he turns out to be a menace. I can picture David either trying to create an alliance with Michael, trying to impress Michael, or trying to demolish Michael. There would be no in-between. In the case of the third scenario, I can practically hear David saying, "Listen, Michael Sheen is a dear friend who I love immensely. Top of the line, man, Michael. However, I am going to annihilate him- exterminate him." Because, as Georgia has warned us, he would be insufferable.

Either way, every compilation of David and Michael acting like a married couple for X minutes would get new content, and Anna and Georgia would get a good laugh.

And then there's Neil, the mastermind. Neil would be a more secretive, chaotic force brewing beneath the surface. He would seem all nice and just happy to be there, enjoying making some goods and having fun. But behind the scenes, he's turning people against each other and watching them take each other down. Because Neil is an evil mastermind, we've seen it with all of his works. He's a writer. He knows how to cause conflict. And he will wipe the floor with David and Michael, alongside everybody else. There would be a slew of "Neil Gaiman Big Brain" compilations and edits all over the Internet, all of which would be retweeted by Michael, who is salty about it. And we would relish in it.

Listen, this would be my Roman Empire. I don't know who I need to write for this to happen. I don't know how hard I need to grovel at God's feet for the Earth to be blessed with this, but I need it so biblically. I'll grovel harder than Aziraphale, but for the love of all things both Holy and Unholy, P L E A S E

@goodomensonprime

P L E A S E

#neil gaiman #michael sheen #michael sheen being a menace to society #david tennant #david tennant being a menace to society #chaotic welshmen #the old man of port albert #neil gaiman being a mastermind #the great british bake off #but not really #celebrity great British bake off #I am foaming at the MOUTH #GBBO celebrity #not a good omens post #Ik #shocking

[jagawriterr]

Hi sweetie! Sorry, English is not my first language. But I would love to read about Ghost, in love with the reader, both being very close, but when he decides to declare himself, he discovers that she is in a serious relationship with Konig. A little angust is always welcome. Thanks!!!!

Pairing: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x f!reader x Konig Warnings: blood, mension of war and sex, chaotic mind, alcohol A/N: Hope u like it, anon.

It was Ghost. He held you exactly the same as when he tried to revive you. You were half-conscious, bloody, trying to take a few breaths. It caused you the most pain. The wound on his head was bleeding the most. He tried to stop it with the handkerchief he had tied around his neck earlier.

He stared at you with worried eyes, so penetrating. You couldn't say anything. You were on the edge of the abyss. Every second was precious.

"Don't close your eyes! Stay with me, please!”

You didn't protest. You were with him completely, you could feel his heart beating fast. He felt more for you than you thought. He loved you. You were his whole world. When he held you in his arms, he felt like he was losing touch with the world.

It was driving him crazy. Fuck. He was so in love with you.

The wound above his left eye always reminded him of that. A thick line starting at the temple and ending above the left eyebrow. He would stare at that scar every time you went on a mission.

You felt his warm hands around your hips. He was your salvation. A rescue from oppression. You didn't think you'd get so involved in this relationship. You were his friend. For good and bad.

You wanted happiness for him. You wanted him to experience at least a little love in his life. He was your greatest friend. Counselor. The destroyer of worries, failures and bad decisions that you bet on while on missions.

You weren't the type of woman to give in. You stood your ground, even in the worst moments.

There was Konig. your man. your beloved. Your beacon that kept you afloat. You were the apple of his eye. His sweet little mouse. You loved him deeply.

However, it came unexpectedly.

The numbness that puts you in this state. Disgrace. The chaos that drove you crazy. You were confused. Ghost and Konig.

The air in the room thickened. You felt like you were suffocating. You feel tingling in your fingers, muscle spasms, lumps in your throat. Ghost. Despite his mask, you can read his emotions perfectly. You've seen his real face.

He showed his true face when he confessed his feelings. You remembered it perfectly. You remembered all too well that numbness in your limbs, causing spasms in your intestines. Your feelings exploded. You couldn't stop yourself. Despite your feelings for Konig, despite his love for you and the fact that you were so close to him. You did it. You threw your arms around his neck and kissed him passionately on the lips, taking in his every breath. Every brush against his chapped lips felt like coming home. His every touch was like a touch of hurricane. You were all his.

Even then you noticed that he was wearing the same scarf that he used to collect excess blood from your forehead. All you could see was fireflies in his eyes. Pale face, slightly rounded eyes from lack of sleep and that feisty smile hiding under his mask. You didn't think it would go this far. After every mission you met him at the bar where you drank scotch. One glass, then another, another, and another. Yes, until the next day. A repetitive ritual. The reason you could be with him not only on the battlefield. On the field he is Ghost. Here, he's Simon.

Riley stared at you as you tipped your glass half full of whiskey. His silhouette shimmered with the light of the neon hanging on the wall by the bar.

You were both sitting at the bar sipping another glass of whiskey today. He turned towards you.

He looked at your thoughtful face. You were there with Konig. You were supposed to come home early today, you wanted to be with him. You wanted his touch, tenderness, kisses on plush lips.

"You will tell him?" He asked, impatiently waiting for an answer. You didn't know what to say.

His gaze was eloquent, making many promises. Shimmering with fever from the lights and thirst. Your silence was extremely dangerous. You slowly opened your mouth.

"I'll tell him when the time is right"

You swallow another shot of whiskey and just smile as Ghost puts a hand on your shoulder and pulls you close. He places a kiss on your wet lips. He can smell and taste alcohol. The mask covering his mouth tastes similar. She is permeated with his scent. The taste of salt, sweat and perfume he used on a daily basis.

You come home after midnight. The lights of the lanterns gently illuminate your hair, shimmering with a faint, pale glow.

You think about it all. You entered the house. As you closed the door, you saw him waiting for you. You looked at his stained face. Blue eyes sparkled with lamplight. You sat down next to him, now he can't get enough of looking at your face. The flush on your cheeks showed off the faint freckles.

You can't help but flinch at the thought of wanting to tell him. Ghost suddenly pops into your head. But all you do is get closer to Konig and snuggle into his soft body. You close your eyes. He wraps his arms around your shoulders, kisses your forehead tenderly. She smiles, the more guilty you feel about getting involved with Simon. Fuck. You felt like a traitor. Konig didn't deserve this. He was too gentle, too skittish, and social anxiety made it even more difficult for him to deal with the fact that you might leave him.

You lifted your head to look at his face. The scars blended charmingly with the wrinkles on the warm skin. You took him by the waist. "I need you something tell…" He kept the last words in your mouth as he kissed you passionately. Sweet, delicate lips, you felt their tart taste that made you drown. He shoved his tongue down your throat, gripped your waist tightly, pulling you closer to him. You remembered Ghost's touch when he fucked you for the first time. Shit, you were just thinking about him at that fucking moment. Raw sighs, rapid hip movements, the salty taste of sweat running down his hot body. Fucking hell.

The fucking thoughts wouldn't let go. All you cared about right now was being with Gosth right now. Fuck him in an armored car in the middle of nowhere. It was all you wanted.

All you wanted was Ghost. His warmth, smile, scars on his face and body.

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #konig x reader #konig x you #call of duty #cod fanfiction

[hexagonalhavoc]

So I finally decided to draw my Hex oc/self insert thingy!

Her name is Tansy (her name means immortality) and she’s a roller derby magical girl! She had her own game that was made by Carla but ended up being used as a character in Combat Arena X.

The thing beside her is her moji mascot because all magical girls have mascots. His name is Darcy the Destroyer of Worlds. They’re both extremely chaotic and often enable each other’s violent behavior.

She’s snarky and loves to fight, often gets carried away. She’s on no one’s side and just does whatever she wants for the sake of it. Although she does like pissing Irving off and fighting him because she considers him a “fun and worthy opponent.”

Also I do ship her with Sado-

#The hex game #the hex game oc #Oc tansy 🎀💥 #i am cringe but i am free #The hex

[stargazeraldroth]

Okay okay okay, so- Hear me out. I’ve got an AU (…AM? Alternate Multiverse?) idea that could go the way or horror, humor, or both, spawned by your mention of the evil team in your Pokémon AU. I’m never gonna do anything with this, but it made me laugh and I wanted to share it and see where you’d go with it (your AUs/AMs are fun sue me!!!).

So. Consider this, if you will- Dream and Blue decide to try and be a lil silly with Ink for whatever reason. Payback for a prank? April Fool’s? The reason isn’t important, what’s important is that they decide “go big or go home” and enlist a few AUs to pretend to worship Ink as a god in some weird, Ink-oriented cult. Why a cult? Who knows, maybe they got drunk and ran with it. Maybe they were feeling chaotic. The idea is that Ink will go to these AUs, find the “fake cult,” and try to figure out what the hell happened, this isn’t in the script??? Before Dream and Blue eventually reveal their Dastardly Prank (and they intend to reveal it, they abide by the confuse don’t abuse rule!) and have a good laugh together!

Except there’s one teeny tiny… Itsy bitsy little problem with that.

Somehow, someway, the AUs didn’t get the memo that the cult was meant to be pretend, and now there’s a real, actual Ink Cult spanning the goddamn multiverse that’s rapidly growing. There are rituals and prayers going around, they’ve heard whispers about sacrifices (of what, they aren’t sure- art supplies???), someone started a goddamn holiday, it’s all a mess, really.

Depending on how you take it, you could go a humorous route and have Blue and Dream frantically trying to hide this from Ink while fixing the entire mess, or at least mitigating it somewhat (stop trying to sacrifice actual people- they don’t care that it’s willing, use cupcakes or paints or something!!!), to varying degrees of success… Or you could go a more horror oriented route of Dream and Blue frantically trying to keep their friend out of the grasp of his rapidly growing worshippers, all while wondering how everything went so damn wrong and stars, they’re so sorry, Ink-

Anyways yeah, Accidental Cult AU/AM go brrr.

Ah, splendid. I just call all of my alternate multiverses AUs, it helps me with consistency and everyone knows what it means. I don't know which idea I like better, the funnier one or the more horror-oriented one. So! I'm going to address both of them separately!

Also I'm glad to hear you find my AUs fun to read about, making AUs is one of my biggest hobbies rn-

~Funny Version~

For once, Ink's not the one who caused the problem. This is already going wonderfully, my baby's innocent

The idea of the cults trying to sacrifice actual people to Ink is hilarious. I can picture Dream and Blue trying to discourage it by saying that Ink doesn't condone this kind of behavior, which is true, but with varying degrees of effectiveness. Ink will, however, accept food and art supplies any day of the week

They have to enlist CORE's help in tracking the cults' activities, much to CORE's displeasure. How did they let the situation get so out of hand? They're sorry, CORE! They didn't think this would happen!

I can't tell what would be funnier: Ink being painfully oblivious of their involvement (how did the AUs even find out about him? He keeps himself well-hidden, he thinks!) or Ink being entirely aware, but pretending to be dumb. He wants to see if they can handle it on their own, first

Just the image of Dream and Blue trying to keep the cults hidden from Ink is golden. Especially if they eventually cave and tell Ink about it, expecting him to freak out... only for him to either wonder how they did it or him laugh and tell them he already knew about them

Imagine the cults have like, shrines dedicated to Ink. Little Ink statues

What if, in this version, the cults aren't even all that dangerous? Their rituals are more along the lines of "We must pray to the Protector and give him offerings, so that he may ward the Destroyer off from our world!" Just silly things like that

~Horror Version~

Dream and Blue's efforts to stop the cults from using live sacrifices are less successful here

You mentioned they're trying to keep Ink away from the cults, so let's take a look at what might happen if they were to get him

They wouldn't do anything bad to him, of course, but it's a very... odd situation. Ink's being surrounded by these cloaked figures showering him with praises and worship. And when he tries to leave, they won't let him, so he kinda... has to resort to extremes

Maybe the cults start treating Dream and Blue as Ink's messengers or heralds, of sorts. Not just to "deliver his words", but to also relay the cults' prayers and wishes

Alternatively, maybe some cults start going even more rogue and scheme ways to capture Ink and use him to change things about their world. Surely, if anyone would have the power to change things, it would be their lord? They didn't get the memo that Ink doesn't create or control AUs, only protects them (like half of the fandom)

Maybe a cult tries to force Ink out of "hiding" and answering their summons by capturing Dream or Blue and preparing to sacrifice them

I wonder how they might react to PJ and Gradient...? Being the children of Ink, surely they'd be respected. But being Error's children, too... maybe some groups don't take too kindly to their existences

#anonymous asks #utmv au #ink sans #dream sans #blue sans #swap sans #“it's just a prank bro” #the prank:

[lumidark166]

Magenta Menace and Thief Kids

Name : Misaki Kadoya

Nickname/Titles : The Magenta Menace’s Daughter, Genius Demon

Age : 16

Gender : Female

Sexuality : Questioning

Personality : She acts like Tsukasa but more eccentric and troublesome but at least, she didn’t prank her uncles as much as Tsukasa does

Likes : -Writing poems -Cats -Raccoon

Dislikes : -Dogs due trauma

Parents : Kadoya Tsukasa and Daiki Kaito

Appearance : (picrew link)

Backstory : Misaki was a brainwashed child soldier in Foundation X and got rescued by none other than Destroyer of World himself. She was quiet back then until she finally found her light again although she made Nana Emu either worried or angry at her due to her chaotic antics.

Information : She was once called by Foundation X that she is a Genius Demon, a ruthless tactician and strategist. She learned to do stealth and give information in abnormal ways. She can manipulate her heartbeats and use them to make a morse code to communicate or give information without enemies noticing. Dogs scare her because a Foundation X member attacked her brutally with a dog. She likes to mess Nana Emu with her heartbeats lol. She loved her brother even though it does not fit with Tsukasa’s reputation as a menace while her brother is really nice. She is a Kamen Rider named Kamen Rider Sibilant. Her driver is similar to Kaito but with design differences. She actually a raccoon whisperer lol but she jealous of Uncle Shoutaro's Disney Princess ability lmao.

Name : Kadoya Taiyou

Nickname : The Sunshine of the Kadoyas, Soccer Freak /pos

Age : 12

Gender : Male

Sexuality : Bicurious

Personality : He is a sweet boy and soccer obsessed freak /pos also he take it as a compliment

Likes : -soccer

Dislikes : -hospital

Parents : Kadoya Tsukasa and Daiki Kaito

Appearance :

Backstory : Amemiya Taiyou from Inazuma Eleven reincarnated to Kamen Rider World, i just put my fictional son in this cause i wanted a sunshine kid in TsuDai to make it funnier

Information : Although Taiyou is a good kid who always listens he is also a troublemaker kid, cause in his past life, he was always sick due to his heart disease but he still wanted to play soccer so he learned the hard way, and learned to lockpick, running away fast enough to escape the nurses. He got his soccer ‘powers’ from his past world when he got in middle school so he actually can kick enemies ass with a soccer ball. Actually can escape Emu’s wrath with his running alone but his weakness is Grandpa Shinnosuke cause he actually keep up with him. He finally happy that he can have a happier childhood than the past one where he just stuck in a hospital since he was a child. He learned to do morse code from her sister for emergencies. Everyone knows that he is Tsukasa's favourite cause he rarely do chaotic shit-. He doesn't want to be Kamen Rider and his parents respect it cause his passion is just play soccer like he want to in his past life cause in his past life, he was very limited to play due his disease. He actually do not surprised how crazy a Kamen Rider life is cause his past life was he being a soccer player that somehow roped into soccer fascism and Time Shenanigans for some reason. Scenarios of that i think of : Tsukasa and Kaito, heavily injured due villains hurting them. "Hey! Stop hurting my dads!" Tsukasa heard a familiar voice, he know that is Taiyou's voice. "What are you doing here, Taiyou.. you are gonna get hurt!" he screamed in horror. Taiyou suddenly do this shit :

"Sunshine Force!!!" He kicked the ball so hard that the enemies flown through the wall. "Holy hell..." mutter Kaito. That its for today, tomorrow or someday probs Fuwaruto kids also you can ask the kids do or smth with using ask blog features lmao Tag : @maou-the-tree, @askrikkaiandhyotei

#kamen rider #lumi rambles #otp: thief and destroyer #kamen rider lovechild #kamen rider decade #daiki kaito #kadoya tsukasa #kadoya misaki (oc) #kadoya taiyou (technically not an oc) #amemiya taiyou

[liliallowed]

slay the princess is so sansanomoly.

spoilers for the game btw:

I'm sorry I just can't unthink a scenario where sans is tasked to kill the anomaly cuz they will end the world.

but by killing them the world resets and ends, by sparing them it also ends, there's also the option of letting them out but that's a true reset...

all in all? I think he'd say fuck you to all three options and like... hang out.

like, just casually take a nap in the dungeon while talking to the anomaly.

the guy's too lazy to do anything 😭

and the greater collective consciousness of the player's routes would probably still linger. while the vessel is just salty he's being a troll.

he's not gonna fall for it lmao. he's just going like, abandon all logic and just defy physics as he does, going out of bounds to bring them a hamburger. or like... carry their heart in a safely contained space vacuum. around in a vessel that... maybe WON'T end the world when they escape containment...

he KNOWS how to manipulate the anomaly too.

it's a loop but I think he's going to stay calm and instead of blaming the narrator or the anomaly just... look for a solution with them. a compromise.

he knows how they tick. if he makes an interesting world or story, the anomaly will be curious and let the world live.

all in all, I think sans would even use the anomaly to his advantage. get a desired outcome. try risking for something.

maybe challenge them to reset. make bets.

he knows you're not a demon. he knows you're not an angel. just a chaotic entity who searches for more pieces and braches of the world and it's outcomes.

a timeline hopping explorer or a destroyer of worlds... when you're entire existence is based of a flimsy desire to be or not to be flickering between the two states I don't think sans would actually care.

he'd do what he can to preserve the world but SAVE it? that ain't his responsibility. it's yours.

also I keep imagining the skelly with an elderich horror monster 100 handed doll figure just casually sitting next to each other eating ice cream.

now to the slay the princess game itself!

anyways. I love these ships.

the princess does make a connection to us the player. she thinks we are similar. and we are! both even have the same motives in fact. she just... has more terrifying features with her vessel. ours is just a faceless blob of grey matter... so maybe we're both kinda creepy???

gurl you don't scare me. in fact. I already have my Dr strange "I'VE COME TO FUCKING BARGAIN" card ready to go. let's talk time loops. it's either me and you. so if you think IM scared of that? I PLAYED GENOCIDE FOR BREAKFAST BABY COME AT ME!

oh boi... you'd be surprised how many times I can endure the same conversation:3.

fite me! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A TIME LOOP DUEL!

I'm sorry that's cringe...

anyways I love this game. (saw a playthrough. didn't play it myself)

but I can definitely see a cross over... or would like to make one.

imagining dusttale player just looking at the princess face like it's their avrage Tuesday routine...

while the "hero" and dust stare at each other finding comradery in the voices in their heads.

also dust would yeet the princess into the void...

and player would probably get stabbed by the heros blade with a smug grin to show off they're also cursed with reset powers.

okay literally any of these four traumatized loop bound poor babies are gonna be hilarious to see interact

#slay the princess #Undertale #sansanomoly #I'm not sorry

[auxiliarydetective]

OC Pride Challenge: Day 29

You can find the challenge here

We're officially in the last two days of pride month and this challenge. Today's prompt is: Here's my Review... Not Gay Enough which means you're supposed to take a classic het romance and put a queer spin on it. For my het romance, I decided to use the myth of Eros and Psyche with Eros being played by none other than Chandrah aka Charlie Drake. This project became so huge that this story is gonna have two parts, so stay tuned for part 2!

Chandrah sat in its temple, overlooking the vast fields beyond it. This was where all the spirits from Earth who died in love lived, be it romantic love, platonic love, or love for an activity. Whenever there was a passion and they died while it still burned bright, they found themselves under Chandrah’s reign. This was because Chandrah was a deity of love with the power to cause love but also destroy it. If it wasn’t for its servitude to Gozer, destroyer of worlds, one could even say that Chandrah was a peaceful god. Well, demigod. Normally, this place would be a peaceful place, too. But with the next coming of Gozer on the horizon and Earth being the victim, the entire afterlife was chaotic with spirits coming in and out.

Amid this chaos, Chandrah was called by Gozer. So, it made its way to the Destructor’s palace, bowing deeply before the Goddess of Gods.

“Chandrah,” Gozer said. “I have a task for you to carry out in the mortal realm. Are you aware of the group of mortals trying to halt my arrival?”

“Yes, my lord,” Chandrah replied.

“Use your powers to drive them apart.”

“As you wish, my lord.”

It was as simple as that. Whenever Gozer demanded something, Chandrah was there to comply. Even though it much preferred using his powers on a whimsy - and it did, on its various visits to Earth and other worlds, answering prayers not meant for it - when Gozer gave an order, it was an order to be followed and Chandrah had to abuse its powers for it.

So, bow and quiver of gleaming arrows over its shoulder, Chandrah entered the human realm in the middle of a fall evening, beneath dark clouds. It quickly found the firehouse the so-called “Ghostbusters” resided in. Now, the only thing to do was to figure out how to carry out this order. Taking the form of a dove, Chandrah sat down on a street lamp next to it. From here, it could look in through the windows. But, as it turned out, it didn’t need to. A man came out of the firehouse with a woman, saying:

“Come on, Dana, just give me one chance. I can be pretty amazing.”

“Dr. Venkman,” the woman replied, “you should probably focus on solving my case instead.”

“But your case is exactly what I have in mind - besides the beauty that you are, of course. Wouldn’t you like to spend time away from your ghost-infested fridge and go out on a date with me instead? The night is still young, I’ll take you to dinner right now.”

“No, Venkman. Solve my ghost problem first, then we’ll talk.”

And just like that, the solution had presented itself. This man - Doctor Peter Venkman, as Chandrah gathered by reading his mind - was in love with this woman, Dana Barrett. The only thing Chandrah had to do now was make one of his colleagues fall in love with that same woman, maybe make Venkman a little more madly in love, and they would start going at each other’s throat! So, Chandrah waited until it got dark, then climbed the firehouse wall like a spider. One of the windows was open. How foolish. Chandrah easily climbed inside and found itself in a bedroom with only minimal furniture but four beds. One for each of the Ghostbusters, obviously. Three of them were empty, but in one lay a man. Chandrah approached the sleeping man slowly and carefully, all while pulling out one of its rose gold arrows. The man was tall with a more or less large nose and dark, curly hair that was partially combed back, partially ruffled by sleep. He was handsome, Chandrah thought, which was why he would do nicely for this little scheme.

Suddenly, an alarm blared throughout the entire firehouse, causing Chandrah to jump. The man started moving with an annoyed groan. For a few seconds, Chandrah was frozen, its heart beating a hundred times a second, suddenly feeling very hot. Then, it sprinted to the window, completely forgetting that it could just turn to smoke or turn invisible. Only when it jumped out the window was when it remembered to turn into a bird and fly away. But it only got to the next roof over before turning back into its demon form, clutching its chest. What was this burning feeling? And why was that man suddenly all that occupied the demon’s mind? That was when a realization crept upon Chandrah: When the alarm had gone off, it had dropped the arrow - and the arrows must have gotten under its skin. But then that meant… Yes, that meant Chandrah was now in love. Madly in love, even. It should be impossible. Chandrah should be beyond human feelings such as love. But somehow, its own arrows were too strong for it to overcome.

The only question that remained was to figure out what to do now. In this light, Chandrah couldn’t bring itself to carry out its plan, or even its orders. Suddenly, it wanted no harm to come to this man, a man it didn’t even know the name of. Petrified, Chandrah watched a white car with sirens and lights rush out of the firehouse. Then, a choice was made. Chandrah had to somehow get inside that firehouse, get close to the man, get him to fall in love.

But things weren’t meant to be this easy. As it turned out, the man - Dr. Egon Spengler - was a lot more interested in researching the paranormal than he was in romance. Why, of all people, did it have to be him? His colleagues would have been a lot easier to persuade. Especially Peter Venkman, though he was currently in love with someone else. All it would take would be to turn into a particularly beautiful, more willing woman and he’d be stolen. Winston Zeddemore, the newest addition to the Ghostbusters’ theme, seemed like a decent man, loyal and dependable, but also easily persuaded. Dr. Ray Stantz was also science-inclined and the other half of the brains of the Ghostbusters, though Egon was clearly the stronger half. What Chandrah found out fairly quickly was that Ray’s mind was quick and easy to take possession of and seducing him would be a matter of minutes if done right. But Egon… Chandrah wondered if he was capable of falling in love at all. After all, there were people who had no romantic attraction to speak of. But by the gods, if Chandrah wouldn’t try! So, Chandrah turned into Charlie Drake, a young man with a love for jewelry, messy brown hair and deep brown eyes. An appointment with the Ghostbusters was made and so, Charlie found himself walking freely into the firehouse.

The front part was empty, probably because there was usually a car here, the infamous Ecto-1. But now that it wasn’t here, the view was open right up to the secretary’s desk where a woman by the name of Janine Melnitz sat, filing her nails. Charlie walked right up to her, a kind smile on his face.

“Good morning,” he said, “I’m Charlie Drake, I’m here for my appointment.”

“Right, Mr. Drake,” Janine said in a monotonous or annoyed voice. “The Ghostbusters are out on a call right now. They’ll get to you once they come back but they might be a bit cranky. They’ve been out all night.”

“That’s no problem for me.” But then Charlie realized these might not be the best circumstances to meet someone who should like him under. “Or should I come back some other day?” he asked.

“I’m afraid you’d probably have the same problem then. Things are very busy here these days.”

“Yeah, I’ve heard.”

“Would you like some coffee, Mr Drake?”

“If you can spare some.”

Janine smiled. “Of course. Just one second.”

So, Charlie waited with his cup of coffee and as he did, he talked to Janine about various things - when they weren’t interrupted by calls, of course. The Ghostbusters really were busy.

Finally, the Ecto-1 pulled into the firehouse. Charlie’s heart gave a flutter and he started shivering all over. Egon, Ray, Peter and Winston climbed out of the car in their flight suits, looking perfectly exhausted.

“Janine, who’s this?” Peter asked, pointing at Charlie.

“This is Charlie Drake, he’s here for his appointment,” Janine explained.

“Great, wonderful, my colleagues will take care of you.”

With that, he disappeared up the staircase. Egon, Ray and Winston looked at each other. Immediately, Ray and Winston appeared very busy - which was good for Charlie because it meant Egon was the one to greet him. Or maybe it wasn’t that good, because when Egon approached him, Charlie jumped up from his chair as if it had been electrocuted, his heartbeat picking up again. Maybe it was the coffee, he told himself. That was a lie, it definitely wasn’t the coffee. But he tried to convince himself it was. Luckily, Egon seemed too tired to be bothered by Charlie’s behaviour.

“I’m Doctor Spengler, that back there is Doctor Stantz, the man at the car right now is our colleague Winston Zeddemore and the one who just disappeared is Doctor Venkman. Why did you come in today?”

Hopefully, Charlie thought, his plan would work out, and hopefully he wouldn’t start fumbling because of how freaking nervous he was.

“I think I’ve been possessed,” he said.

Once again, Egon wasn’t very impressed. He simply pulled a device from his belt and pointed it at Charlie. Immediately, two arms sprung out from the sides of the device, the lights on them blinking rapidly, accompanied by frantic whirring. The moment he saw this, Egon’s expression changed. He had taken the bait.

“Ray,” he called, looking over his shoulder.

Ray came over and suddenly sparked with excitement.

“I’m going to set up the Aura Video-Analyzer,” Egon declared, then climbed the staircase, skipping multiple steps so he would get to his destination faster.

“Winston, we’re gonna need some coffee,” Ray blurted out.

Winston seemed to have caught on too and followed Egon upstairs. Once that was taken care of, Ray beamed at Charlie, putting an arm around him. “Right this way, Mr Drake,” he said, moving him towards the stairs. “We’re gonna run some tests on you to see what we’re dealing with. First, we’re going to ask you some standardized questions that you should answer as precisely as possible. We know possession can lead to symptoms like memory loss and confusion, so just try your best, okay?”

“Okay. - That device Doctor Spengler just pointed at me, what was that?” Charlie asked as he climbed the stairs.

“That’s a P.K.E Meter or Aurascope, one of our most basic tools,” Ray explained. “It detects psychokinetic energy - and from our readings just now, whatever came in contact with you must’ve been crazy strong and left a big signature.”

“So you really think I’ve been possessed?” Charlie asked excitedly. His plan was working!

“I can’t imagine what else would cause these types of readings - chances are you still are! Do you feel- No, I’m getting ahead of myself. - Sit down over here, please.”

They were in a living area now, but the place Ray pointed Charlie to was on a table next to a set of computers. As soon as he sat there, Egon put a sort of helmet with countless wires on his head.

“Alright, Mr. Drake, please tell us why you think you may have been possessed. What happened right before the possession?”

“Well, it was close to midnight,” Charlie lied, “and I was just about to go to bed. That’s when I heard this voice outside, sort of echoing. It was calling my name. So, I opened the window and looked outside - and that’s about all I remember. Next thing I know, I was on the floor in my room - and it was three days later.”

“Interesting, very interesting,” Egon murmured.

“And you hadn’t been drinking or taking drugs?” Winston asked, carrying over the coffee can and some cups.

“No, of course not,” Charlie scoffed. “And even if I had, I wouldn’t lose three whole days, right?”

“You’re probably right.”

“Take a look at this,” Egon said, pointing at a computer screen outside of Charlie’s view. He leaned forwards to try and look at it but Egon pushed him back. Immediately, a rush of… a rush of whatever this was travelled through Charlie’s body. Meanwhile, Ray, Winston and Egon stared at the screen.

“My God,” Winston gasped. “That’s not good, is it?”

“Are you kidding? This is wonderful!” Ray called out. “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.”

“I’d like to run some more tests on you,” Egon told Charlie, switching off the screen and taking the helmet off of him. “ESP, precognition, telekinesis and other potentially supernatural capabilities.”

“You did great coming here, Charlie,” Ray said, patting his back. “Do you want some coffee? Tea? We also have some cookies somewhere - right?”

What started now was a little game. Well, to Charlie it was a game. To the Ghostbusters, it had to be peak scientific research. A breakthrough even. Charlie was shown only the back of a card and was supposed to say what symbol was at the back of it. Easy for a demon, but probably hard for a human. All throughout, Egon was hovering around Charlie. Sometimes, he held up the cards, sometimes he sat a bit off to the side, watching everything and taking notes, and sometimes he sat next to Charlie, those deep brown eyes watching him through his glasses.

They could have gone on like this for hours, but another alarm interrupted them. Overwhelmed with the situation, the Ghostbusters looked at each other. Venkman came out of the bedroom, brushing past them.

“Ghostbusting time, chop chop!”

“Well, uh,” Ray stammered, “it’s been absolutely incredible. You’re a real ESP phenomenon.”

“C’mon, we gotta go,” Winston said. “Thanks for stopping by, Charlie.”

“If you have time, come back tomorrow,” Egon murmured, scribbling down the last of his notes. “There’s still a lot of tests I’d like to run.”

“Alright,” Charlie agreed with a smile. “I look forward to it. This is fun!”

And then it happened. Egon flashed him a smile. A genuine smile. And it made Charlie’s heart melt, if he even had a heart to speak of. But before Charlie could even process all that, Egon had disappeared down the fire pole.

#ghostbusters oc #oc: charlie drake #fanfiction #opc2023 #eros and psyche au

[lightyearssurrogatedaddy]

gotta say, I've done a thingie or two about how Nine Inch Nails is the perfect sound I associate with Error. Starting with Into the Void and Only. Every song I listen to from them I keep going, "Goddamn, this would be THE soundtrack for him."

Here are the thingies I thinged. I actually did a lot of other songs and I figure I'll finally make one giant post about it

long, just a heads up. I saw a bunch of songs and I fled

Why I think Nine Inch Nails Belongs On Every Error Playlist.

NIN might be my favorite band right now, so I'm listening to it constantly. I've connected the lyrics and sounds to Error and I'm going to explain why. I'm breaking up things into little groups to make things easier.

group 1) Error's stubbornness and anger group 2) his lonely :( group 3) his chaotic nature and weird self-contradictory behavior

If I designed music for Error I'd have a sturdy bassline to rep how unchanging his opinion is, and the playing instruments an electronic mess of thoughts and feelings for his shitty cycle of a mental state. NIN perfectly captures how I envision it soundwise.

Song: Only

The beat and the guitar 100%.

"I've becoming less defined, as days go on by, fading away well you could say I'm losing focus." This is the point where Error starts to feel the effects of real lonesomeness, like with Into The Void, which is just him waking up and realizing his situation, Only is a continuation of it.

"Less concerned with fitting into the world, your world that is." The Stubbornness.

"I just made you up to hurt myself." Error finding a way to cope with the crippling Nothing and lack of company by saying that the only real reason that he felt it to begin with was because he wanted to punish himself for something. And instead he finds more reasons to love things about the Anti-Void than hate it out of spite. Group 1 and 2.

"There is no you, there is only me." Him separating himself from other characters as something entirely different, he feels like he's nothing like them, and that aids in his incredible apathy towards other people, especially those with AUs.

Song: Into The Void

The start of the song adds onto itself bit by bit as it progresses, starting with a simple tune and then adding another intrument, a baseline, and zangy electronic shit. Kind of like waking up.

"Try to save myself, but myself keeps slipping away." The vastness of the void traumatizes everyone, just an empty white that goes on endlessly. I like to think this song could be used to depict Error's feelings about his home, how existentially scary it is and how it effects him.

The rolling tune, where near the three minute mark it swings up and then falls back down again in a sort of out-of-sync and deteriorating way, like a buildup to a strong emotion (anger, stress) and then switching to relief or calmness once it passes, he's dealing with the pressure of his own thoughts. This puts the song in group 2.

Song: GOSSIP (Maneskin)

WIth the hard+heavy beat with the wacky guitar, the sound of the song fits with the theme already.

"So sip the gossip, drink 'til you choke. […] you're not iconic, you are just like them all." Directed at Ink and their disagreements.

"Keep drinking and acting cool […] nobody likes a gloomy face." in reference to how Ink has control over his emotions and yet chooses not to agree with Error.

I think this song could be used to depict Error and Ink's relationship from Error's POV and show why they disagree with different reasons other than, "that one destroys that one protects, obviously they argue about that and only that." Error probably sees Ink defending AUs as not worth the time and energy, something that other people have conditioned him to do or something he thinks is a 'normal guideline' to follow. the irony is that while Error critisizes Ink about letting other people define who he is (even though Ink's actions are actually entirely his own) he himself locks himself up in a box of, "I'm the bad guy, I'm the destroyer. That's my purpose because I've heard it told to me so many times."

But not FGod territory, Error believes wholly in his goal, but embodies it instead of it just being a thing he has faith in. This song goes into group 1.

Song: Squares (That Handsome Devil)

Very nifty 1900's vibe is always welcome. "To refuse would be square. And that terrible label must be avoided at all costs." to add on to what shapes I use to draw Error with. Nobody wants to be Error, he's a square! He probably doesn't drink or do any other mysterious 'get high' activities now that I think about it. This song is once again about Ink and Error's dispute.

"Stupid bastards blasting telling me what's cool." he hates being told what to do, probably has some form of authority problem.

"Sorry girl, you're far behind where it is you draw your line." Error draws the line at Outertale because he's biased, and can't understand why Ink keeps going and accepting new variations. This song goes into group 1.

Song: Destruction (Joywave)

The beginning: "will the soundtrack please produce a sound? (chaos noise) go on, […] any sound! (another chaos noise) well, that's not quite what I had in mind." Error's a little shit and does the exact opposite of anything out of spite (for shits and giggles)

"Oh my God, I'm a giant with an appetite." I relate Error to a black hole, since he eats up AUs like one does to stars.

"Oh my God, there's nobody who can set me right. I've been sent to torch the palace down in broad daylight" he knows everyone thinks he's wrong, and he knows nothing can be done about it. And also the second line "I've been sent" to lose that sense of self and rely on a higher purpose.

"I've been creeping round I saw a little thing I didn't like You tried to hide I've been creeping round I saw a little thing I didn't like You tried to hide from me."

The song also has a very BIG vibe to it, like going somewhere. Walking up to a thing or person with an intent. I think this song could be used to flesh out how much JOY he gets from causing anarchy and destroying things. It gives him a sense of power, makes him feel free and in control, a very sought for feeling we all seek. Group 3.

Song: Get Seduced (The Faint)

Funky noises!

"Tell us! How rad is it living in a microscope? Broadcast into every single living room." I more of related the AUs to the TV shows in the song, it follows their everyday life, "Hot lights on your love life. Let me buy. Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite." I feel like that last line is more sarcasm towards it, "like sure! I'm totally all for your bullshit!"

"You're getting so obsessed its all we talk about." Again, could be used as a reference to Ink.

"Hypnotizing pages of advice From their demented fashion do's or dies." Hypnotizing like Error believes everyone else is being tricked into liking absolute garbage, and if you DON'T like it, you're a bitch!

Song: Digital Silence (Peter McPoland)

"I won't ask a question, I'll state the truth It's everything I know and all I do."

The entire thing is very nihilistic, someone who's downright exhausted from things they feel like need to change but aren't being listened to.

"They're gunna blind date everyone until you love them too." adds onto what I said for Get Seduced, poor Error's the only one who has a brain huh? (What an asshole, really.)

"This is the answer to the question. This is the sound of the truth. This is the answer to the question. There is nothing you can do." He's near unstoppable and unchangeable.

"Digital style, digital hate. Digital god, digital pain. Digital violence, digital world. Digital boy meets digital girl. Digital silence, digital yell. Digital heaven, digital hell. Digital start, digital end. Digital birth, digital death." obviously, being digital makes it so there's a barrier between you and whatever you try to interact with. In reality whatever you do online is ultimately fabricated. Error's a glitch! A digital aspect that can't hurt you outside of the screen, and he's put up barriers and walls around himself and excludes everyone else as "not real", flipping the "nothing online is real" to make himself feel better.

YOU are digital. Not Error. It can't possibly be Error because that's reportedly not what he believes. Group 1 and 2.

Song: The Hunter (Slaves)

I saw the "Are you satisfied?" on the album cover and got reminded of The Origins. Hiii Crunch!

The first half is Error asking what's gunna happen when people get bored of making AUs, all that energy will be completely wasted, what then? Would there be any point in continuing to stray from the original source if the end goal just fizzles out meaninglessly?

"Oh, what is it your justice, cut the hands of the thief? He was starving, his children were crying to be fed. And now they're bawling and dying. But at least you are ahead." getting left behind or entirely forgotten about, that's unfair, Error uses the excuse that nobody would want him to begin with because of what he does, and that's why he deserves to be as unreasonable as he is.

"You keep it, we don't want it." nobody wants trash cluttering up their multiverse! Just get rid of it! He says.

"Just be patient, keep waiting. That's what they always say. But you're tired and you're aching. And the pain won't go away." and his reaction to coping with that pain is to lash out at what he thinks is the cause.

Song: Head Like A Haunted House (Queens Of The Stone Age)

"Desperation can led to madness." Fun line that could be used as an art piece title for him lmao.

"Let you mock and then copulate me. A dirty trick and it's making me sick." explanatory with what I've already established.

"Tonight I'm gonna put up a fight, I'm gonna get a reaction that I'm right. [...] To trick them all because of which is why I'm ashamed. Petty disguises more like skins, a distinction, vice." he feels that everybody's just out to get him, and he feels the need to defend himself. Group 1 and maybe 2.

Again, these lines more or less can speak for themselves.

Song: The Hand That Feeds (Nine Inch Nails)

"Will you bite the hand that feeds you?" Error acting out against the Creators even though they're the ones that spawned him in. Kind of like a rebellious teenager.

"What if this whole crusade's a charade. And behind it all there's a price to be paid. For the blood on which we dine. Justified in the name of the holy and the divine." all the bullshittery of the multiverse and Ink's goal to preserve and spread it (a crusade) holds a horrible end for them all. Maybe things go up in one big explosion GIF and letting all the AUs run free ruins the structure of reality in the long run. Ink's justified in the eyes of the Creators because he upholds their desires.

"So naïve, I keep holding on to what I wanna believe, I can see. But I keep holding on and on and on and on." yeah this puts it in group 1 for sure. Stubborn.

Song: Jealous (Eyedress)

veering away from his outwardly asshole behavior. I don't see Error having great thoughts about himself. Maybe he appears confident and sure of his opinions as a way to cover up that he genuinely doesn't know how to communicate or get help in any way. So he pushes on that higher purpose excuse to avoid possibly getting hurt if he ever does try to reach out.

And if someone tries to get close to him he shoves them away all like.

"You could have anyone you want. Why would you want to be with me? You know, I'm nothing special." everyone already thinks he's a jackass, so why would anyone wanna approach him kindly?

"She tried to call me yesterday. But I didn't pick up. 'Cause I don't got time." he don't got time to get hurt and cry about it, not risking it. :(

finalizing lines to prove my point, "Only care about myself. 'Cause everyone's trying to hurt me. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone."

Group 2.

Song: Alien Blues (Vundabar)

Friend Crunch suggested this one to me! Thank my buddy.

"Oh no, more surprises, guess it's like this I'd do anything for you, Mrs. Highness." yes he WOULD like someone to be close with (that's the whole point of feeling lonely.)

"The sun is fun, the land is dandy. I only talk to dogs because they don't understand me. My teeth are yellow, hello world. Would you like me a little better if they were white like yours?" him thinking that would he have to change himself to gain someone to talk to. He's off in his own world and goes by his own rules, so obviously, since everyone's against him, the only way to get positive attention would be to not be himself? Character analysis or me projecting. You decide.

"I need to purge my urges. Shame, shame, shame on you."

Shame on you for not having better things to do than read through all of this!

Here's your hard earned prize.

#undertale #undertale au #utmv #error sans #long post #long rant

[teenagepainterfart]

Chapter 1

"Double Pentagram"

The world of humans is shrouded in mystery and wonder. It creates balance, with meaning and causality. There are normal and exceptional individuals, some blessed with grace and others receiving punishment.

But everyone is given the freedom to choose the path they take. Discontentment is innately embedded in humanity. Due to the incongruity in beliefs among every creature, chaos is inevitable. Despite this unending warfare and divided principles, a chosen one is destined to restructure what is naturally chaotic.

However, in the organization formed by Alchemist Doctor Bharit, there will be unity. This is due to a prophecy seen by the Great BABA MATUWA. Everyone agreed, but there are still boundaries regarding their beliefs, cultures, and differences.

The first Babaylan (considered the oldest shamans) in the world are said to be able to see the past, present, and future. They communicate with those they speak to through their magical eyes. It is widely believed that their house is mobile, so they can be found everywhere and sometimes nowhere. Most creatures are aware of them, but not everyone has encountered them.

Based on his premonition, there is a looming danger in the world that will result in flooding if they cannot escape. Baba Matuwa never makes mistakes in his predictions. According to him, this danger can still be anticipated if all creatures in the world can get along and work together.

So, Doctor Bharit does not hesitate and will try to convince leaders of different types of creatures to come together and provide support. Through his experiment, the DOUBLE PENTAGRAM, they can be incarcerated or at least reduce the danger that could destroy their world.

They tagged this as "The Revelation," "Day of Destruction," "The Destroyer," an "Apocalypse," and some call this "the End of the world!"

***

P/e

¹Datu Othello Musain, who is known as the leader of the Wendigo tribe, ruled over the Makyan Territory, which was divided into thirteen areas. Their tribe hunted human spirits to eat and was also known for being skilled in making various kinds of poisons and medicines.

"Ngēn engullān nengkāsyā, salakamē?"—asked it boldly.

(What is a scientist like you doing here in my territory?)

"The great Babaylan asked me to come here to speak about crucial matters," - responded Doctor Bharit.

The Makyan creatures were the first ones willing to communicate with Doctor Bharit because it was near the Pollace Empire. Using a technology that allowed them to understand each other, despite their wildly different languages, Doctor Bharit explained everything about the apocalypse. Due to the influence of Baba Matuwa, the creature was automatically convinced and responded.

"Demapakāy umanykā dāh panggulān kū." — said Datū Mūsain.

(I will do my best to protect my family, my disciples, and, most importantly, my throne.)

***

J/m

Using the high-tech aircraft of the Pollace Empire, they easily arrived in the region of Harmania, home to a race of Vikings. Doctor Bharit and Datū Mūsain went to Alexandre, the most prominent swordsman in the Northeast, but he did not agree to rejoin.

"I am not interested!" — he stubbornly answered them and pushed them away because he didn't want anyone to disturb his training.

Datū Mūsain wanted to confront him, but Doctor Bharit prevented a potential conflict. However, before they departed, Alexandre instructed them to go to the pirates and locate his rival, Captain Aleph. He would surely participate in this foolishness.

"If you change your mind, my friend, just press this emblem and I will come,"—Doctor Bharit said kindly.

Alexandre simply nodded. Before they left, Doctor Bharit thanked him again for paying attention to the predicament, even though his response was still uncertain.

They followed his advice and headed towards the area of pirates. They went straight to the headquarters of Captain Aleph, who was known as the commander of all pirates in the east.

He is a kind of creature called a Leviathan, a vast sea monster of remarkable strength, described as the mightiest and most dangerous creature. One of its abilities is to magnetize anything with its sword hand and other unique powers.

Vikings and pirates have long been at war with each other over claims to gold treasures, lands, and islands. Aleph and Alexandre have been rivals because they inherited their positions from their respective ancestors.

Pirates are also well-known for their expertise in using swords, just like Vikings. However, they are primarily driven by greed for power and wealth.

("Will I be counted among the greats? It's a lofty aspiration so that I can conquer all of Harmania. Hahaha." — he muttered to himself.)

"Oh, certainly, I'll agree! On one condition." — he exclaimed.

"What is it, Mr. Aleph?" — answered Doctor Bharit.

"I will go as long as there is gold involved, as payment for my consent." — he replied.

"No problem." — Doctor Bharit immediately agreed to its request.

***

S/W

After Captain Aleph approves, he tells Doctor Bharit to chat with his friend and convince him to be a part of it. Consequently, they head to the underwater kingdom of Finsoro. At this time, they use the vessels of the pirates who can swim under the ocean.

"Detā matāysa nyēba?" — Datū Mūsain asks, seemingly worried.

(Are you sure about this, Scientist?)

"Let's trust the process. "—calm response by Doctor Bharit.

King Giichi belongs to the race of mermen, and it's difficult to persuade him. They go through severe trials only to get to the Finsoro palace.

"Bākit kāu naparitō? Hindī porkēt magkaibigān tāu Aleph āe maaarīng gawīn itō. "—the king says angrily.

(Why did you come here without a formal invitation? It doesn't signify that we are friends, and you can't just do things like this.)

Doctor Bharit was able to explain everything properly with Captain Aleph's help, and they convinced him. Additionally, as they pondered on the prediction of their soothsayers, that is the reason they accepted it.

Instead of King Giichi, they decided to include one of his strongest disciples, who was a type of Ningen named Guillem. He can breathe underground without limitation.

"Akū Guillem. Akū Guillem." — utterly speak.

(I am Guillem. I am Guillem)

***

Z/G-w/e

"What country or creature are we going to next, Doctor?" — Aleph asked, squinting at the golden coin.

"We're going to the world of flying creatures,"—it answered.

"Algonquiana,"—snapped Datū Mūsain.

After exploring the bottom of the ocean, they went to the kingdom of the fairies. Using the rituals of Datū Mūsaian, they made a portal to the kingdom of Algonquina.

"We can manage to protect our constituents,"—said Queen Highramaid in her speech.

"Don't you pay attention to what they told us, and that is Baba Matuwa's prophecy,"—said Jahasra in response to Queen Highramaid's oration.

"You are not a qualified queen with such a perspective," - Aleph interfered.

"Your Highness, we are talking about the apocalypse, and this is not only our world but also yours. Our world is connected, and you know that. Even Finsoro joined the association. We need only your support with these matters," enunciated Doctor Bharit.

Everyone stopped chatting, murmuring, and speaking to each other. They all stared at Doctor Bharit's position. Therefore, he continued ranting.

"We come here in a good manner. He is Datū Mūsain of Makyan, Captain Aleph of Harmania. This is Guillem of Finsoro, and I am Doctor Bharit of the Pollace Empire. We want you to participate with us. And if you can't come, we just require your strongest fairies to be part of it," he added.

Here began the conflict between the royal fairies, in which they split up with differing sentiments. The hippogriffs, elves, giant fairies, pixies, and gnomes left the circle. Meanwhile, agreeing with Doctor Bharit's objective, was Queen Jahasra, who belongs to the erlking race and is considered the queen of insects, and Xerxes, the Supremo of the Centaurs.

"This is it! You're worthy of becoming Queen." — Aleph teased.

"I will, soon." — Jahasra just winked at him.

Then, without further ado, they left for the Algonquina Kingdom.

B/f

Before their next destination, they encountered the creatures that resided at the bottom of the volcano, known as the Dragon People. Accessing the volcanic fires turned out to be a challenge.

"What is that pill?" Jahasra inquired.

Datū Mūsain chuckled and replied, "Nyēba egamōt namapakāyta makalō saapōyya."

Doctor Bharit explained the purpose of the pills, which was to protect against the intense heat generated by the magma in the volcanoes.

Using the advanced technology of Pollace, everyone devised ways to communicate with the Dragon people. It was invented by the Covens, who landed amidst the unburned heat of the fire. At first, Doctor Bharit was confident that they would easily convince these people.

According to them, they had lost trust in other creatures, so they chose to live under the volcano to avoid being feared and hated anymore.

"We cannot erase what has already been done, but our association and I will assure all of you that safety and equality will be implemented. But first, we need to stop this apocalypse," declared Doctor Bharit in his pledge.

Eventually, as they realized that the various creatures were united, one of their leaders, Atid, responded.

***

S/e

They headed for the vast forests of the Southeast island of Kitcho, where the Madremontes, led by two queens, live. This place is always raining.

Azisa and Ebonya are recognized not only as queens but also as the protectors of the forest and fauna. However, Doctor Bharit and his team failed to convince them, so they left immediately.

"Such a waste of time," Jahasra said angrily while wiping herself, wet from the rain.

***

H/D

"How do we know if that day is our judgment day?" suddenly asked Jahasra.

"Good question, my lady. How many days are left, Doctor?" added Xerxes.

"According to my data, the red moon is coming on Friday the thirteenth in the next two months," answered Doctor Bharit. He double-checked the Pollacian Calendar again and confirmed that it was precise to what he had said earlier.

"So, what are we doing? Come on, guys. Who's next, Doctor?" interrupted Captain Aleph.

"To my oldest pal," he replied.

They traveled to the Dark Island, where the house of Don Reyansh was located. He was a well-known doctor and magician who later became Vetala, a vampire who had died and been resurrected. One of his abilities was being able to see the bad fate of anyone he barely touched.

"Of course, my friend," he declared.

They had been friends with Doctor Bharit for a long time, so they didn't have a hard time convincing him.

***

C/I

"This will be our last destination?" asked Xerxes.

"There's another creature that you know?" replied Doctor Bharit.

After this conversation, they headed to the North, where the people live in the Ice Kingdom. Albany is led by King Hendricks I. He is known to turn into a Yeti Monster when angry. Yet, he was also known to be a superb king in his realm.

"Just make sure you won't get burned on our ship by your fire, Mr. Atid," reminded Captain Aleph.

"Such a great Prince of fire," wondered Jahasra.

"Be careful there, Queen, or you might get burned by the blazing fire," restrained Xerxes.

"Ouch! I got burned," screamed Jahasra.

Mr. Atid rapidly stopped and directly aided Jahasra. On the other hand, Datū Mūsain rescued them and immediately gave her treatment.

"My apologies, your magnificence. I warned you not to come near because my whole body also gets hot when I breathe fire," it sadly sounded.

After the incident, Atid began to flame the frost ocean again. They were almost heading north, towards the Albany Kingdom.

They couldn't feel the cold thanks to Atid's fire ability and the pills made by Datū Mūsain. Finally, they reached the third gate of the kingdom.

The King welcomed them warmly and prepared a grand reception. After discussing the destination, he didn't hesitate and immediately agreed.

***

I/L

Due to some reason, Baba Matuwa did not agree to be among the ten chosen, so they looked for someone to replace her.

"Don't tell me you will ask again, Alexandre?" asked Captain Aleph.

"And those bitches, Queen of Rains, they're also useless. No need for them!" Jahasra added.

"Come down, leaders. I know what you feel right now. Whatever happens, we will achieve good outcomes. The incredible Babaylan, Baba Matuwa, will never let us down," said Doctor Bharit.

They are now headed to the island center of the equator. Using the ship of Captain Aleph, his crew, and the eight members of the association, they will finally sail to Isla De Leslin.

The whole world knows what will happen. Various creatures have prepared for it. Everyone hopes that they will succeed. Different religions, cultures, races, and origins are finally united, praying that they will survive the so-called end of the world.

***

Until the dreaded day arrives, the fulfillment of prophecy, it will crumble. However, they still lack a powerful creature that will complete the DOUBLE PENTAGRAM, which will seal the impending deluge. They need a representative whose ability will be equal to all.

"Shhh," a lady wearing a white cape showed up and used sign language to communicate with them.

"May I know your name, and what race are you?" mesmerized Doctor Bharit asked.

Suddenly, an unknown creature appeared. It had a female shape and was dazzling in its whiteness. She introduced herself as Djinn. According to her, she would protect this world because they also inhabit it.

Everyone was shocked and scared, and various creatures prepared for what might happen until the time it was about to fall into this world. However, the ten who could save everyone were also ready. Forceful energy would fall on the spot marked by Doctor Bharit. He made a way to get there, and he accomplished it.

On the day of Destruction…

They struggled at first, but they locked the object or creature that fell on the sealed DOUBLE PENTAGRAM. However, it ended differently. It cannot be determined whether they succeeded or exacerbated the situation.

The crash is just a spaceship coming from another dimension. This is what is in the prophecy of Baba Matuwa and others. A kind of creature they imprisoned and first tested the DOUBLE PENTAGRAM. For some unknown reason, the result of their action was that this creature multiplied and became ten creatures. Eventually, one of the human body forms of the creature disintegrated into a black circle totaling thirteen. Then it flew everywhere.

And there they realized they had not fulfilled their goal. They had even made their situation worse. The beginning of the re-emergence of the various races dawned on them, and they realized they were safeguarding every constituency.

Ciboro is his name.

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[eyydhyeet]

Gimme urs for Error >:V

*In mettaton voice* oh yesss~

~ 10/10 character development, he's complex but not paradoxical, chaotic but patterned. He never fails to be entertaining and I loooove his interactions w p much everybody. Best bastard baby man

~Ink is always my go-to, ofc, but w anybody else he has big bottom energy?? like I love seeing he lil >:c face go >///< with Nightmare, Blue, or Classic. Big tsundre, for sure

~ERRINK ERRINK ERRINK ERRINK ok but fr, there's literally no relationship w them that isn't my OTP, they just always work. Besides that tho, I love when he's a regular part of Nightmare's gang, they're so chaotic and fun.

~I feel like maybe he doesn't view himself as some godlike destroyer who's fixing everything? He just doesn't have that kinda cultist vibe to me. I think Error sees it as a job that he's done with at the end of the day, keeping things in balance. Like, if Ink helps the creators creating stuff, maybe Error is Nightmare to his Dream.

~ngl I don't know much about Error's canon, but he seems made to be apart of the multiverse himself, not just an AU which technically can stand alone. Perhaps this is why he doesn't appear to have a world of his own, like the other outcodes.

#error sans #undertale #utmv #errink #asks #icycove #mutuals my beloved #thank ya #eyydhyeet #answers

[guerrilla-operator]

Horse Jumper of Love // Ding Dong Ditch 

I ding-dong ditched your house. How did I get here? Uninspired and pedestrian, Chaotic neutral in a calm lake. And it feels the worst, Crawling out of anything. Doesn’t it feel rehearsed? Security, Security.

Destroyers of my body- I’ll save it till my next life. In the automatic world Imbibe what you ought to.

Who’s the best venom eater? Drifts towards death or adulthood. Disrupt the perfect order, A secret green only you and I know.

#horse jumper of love #natural part #ding dong ditch #slowcore #tunes #audio #favorite songs ever

[cloud-monki]

My cool ass dnd characters

Character #11: Daxer "Deathblight" Thuliaga

Class: Barbarian

Subclass: Path of the Ancestral Guardian

Species: Golaith

Alignment: Chaotic Good/Neutral

Personality: Hates Giants and hates being called giantkin, dumb, dense, crippling alcoholic, aggresive, dumb and somewhat introspective. He's either really sad, really mad or really joyful.

Appearance: Blue eyes, bald tall and buff, typical golaith, wears very "Shaman-like" clothes. Has grey skin with red markings.

Stats:

Strength: High

Dexterity: Above Average

Constitution: High

Intelligence: Low

Wisdom: Above Average

Charisma: Above Average

Age: 43

Where did you get your powers? From my family, I know they're still watching from afar and cheering me on.

Title: The Titanic Deathblight

Gender/Pronouns: Male. He/Him

Sexuality: Bisexual

Backstory: Daxer was part of a warrior tribe and had a beautiful wife and 2 twin kiddos, that were killed accidentally after being stepped on by stone giant, now he wanders the world trying to find the bastard that did that to his family.

Roles: Striker, Frontliner, bit of support and utility.

Conclusion: I like Daxer, I orginally made him as an ode to Drax the Destroyer, Daxer even being nicknamed Drax the Deathblight. But eventually I decided to make him more of a "Typical barbarian" with some heavy trauma and repressed feelings.

#my cool ass dnd characters

[itsavgbltpta]

Should You Watch Magical Destroyers?

(Japanese title: Maho Shoujo Magical Destroyers / Magical Girl Magical Destroyers)

A Brief Summary

A government-like organization in Japan decided that otaku - people obsessed with things (anime, trains, idols, etc… honestly if you’re reading this anime review, I think you already know what an otaku is) - should be considered a protected culture.  But what they actually meant is that all otaku should be wiped from existence and their objects of obsession detained.

A lot of otaku went down during the war, but there are groups of resistance fighters working hard to make sure otaku culture never dies.  They go on raids to facilities that house the goods (figures, magazines, and all kinds of fun merch), and even bust out their fellow otaku.  

The main resistance group that Magical Destroyers follows is lead by the prestigious and aptly named Otaku Hero.  He just so happens to have three magical girls under his command that pack a big wallop.  But the bad guys have their own army and are working their hardest to make sure otaku culture stays dead.

So, should you watch the anime?

Maybe.  This anime is truly for the mega-otaku (I say this because I am one) or anime fans that enjoy chaos.

Because it’s a chaotic mess.

The first episode blew me away.  I was convinced Magical Destroyers was going to be the best anime of the season and maybe even a new favorite.  It felt like a dash of pure insanity, but in a good way - like a FLCL kind of way.

Subsequent episodes were fun and continued the rule of cool, but no other episode quite lived up to that first one - at least for me.

That’s not to say the show was boring, because hell no.  There is almost always something going on in Magical Destroyers.  It doesn’t always make sense, but it’s flashy.  The animation was energetic throughout the show, if not always spectacular.  The team didn’t seem to be afraid of using experimental angles and techniques when they felt like it.  I was a fan of this as it kept my attention in the same way as shows like Kill la Kill or the previously mentioned FLCL.

Further into the episode count it felt like Magical Destroyers tried to get more psychological and dark.  There’s an entire episode that flips between two possibilities of the world’s timeline that kept me engaged, wondering how things would pan out and which direction it would take.  And the show’s ending is… not what I was expecting, but also not disappointing.

But there are also episodes that feature basic anime tropes (a swimsuit episode, sports tournament, etc) and goofy slapstick.  Not to mention the owo face plastered on all the bad guys’ helmets.  It’s hard to take them seriously with that dang face!

There is some social commentary thrown in as well, like in one episode where older, hardened otaku who are used to a life of people making fun of them are angry at the newer otaku who have it easy and don’t have to hide their obsessions.  As an older otaku, I related, lol.

I want to take a moment to gush about the OP of Magical Destroyers, because holy shit do I love it.  The aesthetics are great and the visuals are pretty but also weird, especially the breakdown at the end.  It caught my attention hard, and I actually watched it every episode instead of checking my phone or whatever else.  The ED isn’t a slouch either, but I think the OP perfectly encapsulates the vibe of Magical Destroyers and is the best indicator of whether or not you will enjoy the show.

Magical Destroyers doesn’t shy away from sex, drugs, or violence - in fact it revels in all three with one magical girl assigned to each!  Besides Otaku Hero - the glasses-wearing nerd who is trying to save all otaku despite mostly bumbling through doing that - there are a variety of character flavors in Magical Destroyers.  

A red-haired tsundere who is always ready for violence and is the de facto leader of the magical girl squad (Anarchy).

A blue-haired masochist who is up for any torture thrown her way, as well as translator for the third magical girl (Blue).

A pink-haired gas-mask wearing rave enthusiast who is all about drugs and only speaks in a language that consists of the words Go and Bo (Pink).

A weird floating mascot figure that seems to be immortal, which leads to it being used as a shield or for other violent shenanigans quite often (Kyotaro).

A dependable hacker-type otaku who is always ready to help out and provide the resistance with whatever is needed to keep up the fight (Nick).

A gothic-lolita fan who seems to have a connection to Otaku Hero and the magical girl squad (Slayer).

The leader of the SSC organization - the anti-otaku army - who wears a sharp suit and has a monitor for a head showing a constant owo expression (Shoban).

Plus other various otaku who show up to lend their help in trying to fend off the SCC and keep otaku culture alive!

Where does it rate on my personal scale?

S: I will buy it at full price (unless it’s released by Aniplex USA, because fuck their pricing).

->A: I will buy it on sale sometime down the line.

B: I had fun watching it, but don’t need to own it.

C: It’s not my cup of tea, but wasn’t awful.

D: Dropped it.

X: Finished it out of spite, but did not enjoy it.

Magical Destroyers ranks at a low A.  It started out very strong, but that may have been a detriment to the anime as it couldn’t maintain the wow factor all the way through.  I think it deserves a second watch for sure, which means it is good enough for me to buy on sale in the future.

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