#my random thoughts ig

[dennona]

realising the only thing that could have made Moon Knight better would be Steven absolutely withering in the Cairo heat like British ppl practically lose their minds when the temp goes above 70f/21c I personally would have found that so amusing

#I cant imagine Marc would be much better though Chicago doesn't get much past like 82f/27c apparently #though he does have way more experience in the desert than steven so maybe I should give him credit #its all about the mentality fr #but the goldmine of opportunity that is contrasting steven the brit with Layla - who presumably grew up in Egypt - #and their reactions to the heat like #maybe its just me that would find this endlessly entertaining #i am very passionate about what constitutes as 'hot' so its probably just me #anyways #my random thoughts ig #moon knight #mr knight #moonknight #marc spector #steven grant #khonshu #moon knight series #disney plus #oscar issac

[sketchingstars03]

bless the Tumblr queue

#miscellaneous #textpost #my random thoughts ig #heehoo #makes things so much easier for me

[cherubytes]

ultrakill is the only fandom where i've actually enjoyed the fact that people will literally ship anyone with anyone

#it usually bothers me a bit like. c'mon there's more interesting things to focus on #but the dynamics people come up with over here. they catch my attention #yes i will read your essay on this important characters relationship with Random Enemy number 3. please tell me more <3 #also its funny sometimes #i just saw sisyphus/sisyphean insurrectionist. i never would have thought about that but i love it #ig when no character is even slightly normal every dynamic just has its own interesting thing idfk #and the fact that half the characters are just straight up blank slates #there's stuff that makes me roll my eyes a bit obv i dont like everything. but i've never enjoyed this many dynamics at once #ramblings #ultrakill

[hellneedsaruler]

There’s just something about how by the end for Arthur to play the role he needed to play , be the once and future king who would unite Albion and rule justly, he had to learn to be gentle to be softer and kinder and more compassionate .

And he had to learn it from Merlin . The person who in order to become Arthur’s protector had to learn to be Ruthless . He had to be cold blooded , merciless and vicious to keep Arthur safe .

#idk if fate intended this for Merlin #or if Merlin willingly chose so #because he always had that feral desperate kind of fierce protectiveness towards the things he loves #either way #i wanna cry #i’m in my FEELS #you don’t understand the irony #ig the two sides of the same coin always have to balanced #i just #fate was so so so cruel to Merlin #I’m crying #i feel like this needs to be a post of minimum 15 paragraphs when it’s my turn with the braincell #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #screaming into the tumblr void #random thoughts #rewatching merlin

[moomeecore]

here's that essay i accidently hyped up (sorry) on how fionna & cake did a poor job of concluding betty & simons characters + story in the final 2 episodes. sorry it is so insanely long. i don't know what my deal is. sometimes a show just does such a bad job of handling your favorite characters that you have to write 19k+ words complaining about it, i guess. im linking it as a pdf bc i DO NOT want to have 2 copy & paste this all over to tumblr & i kinda don't think tumblr would be happy with me making a post that long.

#if it sucks uhm. be nice to me pls 👉👈 #ik im very snarky & kinda harsh in this but like. i rlly dont usually share my thoughts on media like this much #im ok w hearing rebuttals btw. but also its not likley youll change my mind #im really happy other ppl enjoyed this ending (& also kinda jealous) #but i very definitely. dont like it #not just from a personal standpoint but in that #i just genuinely think the portrayal of simon & betty was done really poorly #things r bolded + theres random section titles that interupt the flow #bc even tho i wrote this much i do genuinely have reading comprehension issues #as in the actual definition of poor reading comprension. due to disability #not the tumblr thing where its for some reason used to mean ' bad at understanding media ' sometimes #oh yea also the font is big bc of this too #im nervou s abt this but too late now ig #fionna and cake spoilers #im not putting it in the tags its 4 the ppl who already know abt it #its emberassing that i wrote all this but i think its worse if i dont share it bc then i just. have it #mmmm..worst part is i dont even cover everything. i have MORE complaints #text

[farfromstrange]

My neighbors’ cat just found his way into my apartment because I’m on the ground floor with a door to the backyard, and when I air out the place I open all the windows AND the door that leads to the backyard. Since the little guy is always either walking around the building or outside, he must have thought, “Omg an open door!” And decided to take a nap in my bed. I found him after my shower, and I was like, “Dude, you don’t live here?” But he didn’t care and fell back asleep. Anyway, I instantly started having a conversation with Matt in my head, and this is how it played out…

Matt: Why is there a feline in our apartment?

Me: He…got lost?

Matt: Did the neighbors leave their window open again?

Me: I think so.

Matt: Well, you should take him back.

Me: No! Why?

Matt: Because it’s not your cat, sweetheart.

Me: But he found me. He chose me. Please, can we keep him?

Matt: No, that would be larceny. They could sue you.

Me: For cat-napping? Who’s to say they’d even notice?

Matt: I think their kids would notice if their beloved cat was gone.

Me: They haven’t so far.

Matt: You’re not stealing a cat.

Me: Please?

Matt: No.

Me: Pretty please? I promise, I’ll keep your name out of my confession if we get caught.

Matt: That doesn’t sound like a very lucrative strategy.

Me:

Matt, with his hands on his hips: Are you giving me puppy dog eyes right now?

Me: I’m giving you sad hamster eyes.

Matt: Sad–what?

Me: Sad hamster eyes. You can’t see them, but they’re very sad.

Matt: I—You know what, it doesn’t matter. I’m not bailing you out of jail for stealing a cat. Take him back. You can pet him the next time he decides to take a stroll around the building. I’ll even let you know when I hear his heartbeat. Promise.

Me: As romantic as that sounds, can we circle back to the fact that you wouldn’t bail out your own girlfriend?

Matt: Not for something she knows very well is illegal, no. If you choose to ignore legal advice, well…

Me: Excuse me?

Matt: I’m joking, sweetheart. But you have to put him back where he belongs. Please.

Me: But he’s so soft…And he likes me.

Matt: I can imagine, but we can’t keep our neighbor’s cat just because he’s soft. I’m sorry.

Me, giving in with a defeated sigh: Okay. Fine. Guess it’s time to go, little guy.

Me: opens the door and lets the cat back out.

Me: Happy now?

Matt, sighing: No.

Me: What?

Matt: Grab your coat.

Me: Huh?

Matt: Grab your coat, come on. We’re going to the shelter.

Me: The–the shelter? The animal shelter?

Matt: Yes. I’m dropping you off.

Me: EXCUSE ME?

Matt: Kidding! Just kidding. I’m sorry. We’re going to the shelter and we’re gonna get you a cat.

Me: Really?

Matt: Yeah. C’mon.

Me: WE’RE GETTING A CAT! YES!

As for the sad hamster eyes:

#lizzi talks #matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #just some random dialogue i thought of #cats are so fucking adorable i wish i could have my own #but ig i gotta settle for what i have #daredevil #charlie cox #matt murdock scenario

[bolithesenate]

sometimes coparenting your best friend's first padawan means relentlessly teasing said padawan about a prank gone wrong

#rael is already planning his revenge on sifo-dyas do not be fooled #also the reason why dooku's shirt is so tight and short is because its actually sifos #but he'll claim its his own it just shrunk in the last washing cycle #sifo dyas #rael averross #yan dooku #another contribution for the sifo dyas mines ig #random boli thoughts #star wars #my art #star wars fanart

[kaidabakugou]

bakugou is the type of guy that guesses who the killer is every time you watch crime shows with him.

just blurts it out at the beginning of the episode and ends up getting it right every time at the end, basically spoiling it.

same thing if you guys are watching crime documentaries or listening to murder podcasts. just pointing out little details that give the case away and it has you both bickering back and forth about it like if it were an actual case you two are working on.

a little bonus for AITA podcasts, he gossips about it with you and has the same reactions while listening to the story. and answers if they are the asshole or not like if he was the one on the podcast.

the wedding ones are one of his favorites because he likes to see when you get heated over some shitty thing some random mother in law or bridesmaid did that ruined the wedding for the bride.

making the mental note when you let slip some specific details you’d like in your wedding while you get lost in your rant. making sure to remember them for the day he proposes and starts wedding planning with you.

#this is totally self-indulgent cus me and my bf do this and everytime i think of bakugou when we do #i should start labeling all of these random lifestyle blurbs but i haven’t thought about a self ship name yet #kaisuki maybe? #OMG HOW AM I GONNA LABEL THE KIRIBAKU ONES? #a simple kats eiji kai ig? #😫 #problem for later open to suggestions tho #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bakugou headcanons #bakugou drabble

[swiftllama]

“Describe your best friend to me?”

Anthony:

#saw that on IG so thought I’d make a random post with it #☀️🔍 #ianthony #anthony padilla #ian hecox #smosh #my posts

[serenadeofthestars]

Speaking as someone who very much enjoys both endings for him, I think there's too much focus on which is intended to be the good ending for Astarion. Narratively, it's the spawn ending, but is it the best ending for your character? For your story? For your preferences?

What's best is rather subjective with all these things taken into account, after all

#random thoughts ig #was on my mind #bg3 #astarion #ascended astarion #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancuinin

[monsterrae1]

Okay but have you guys noticed that everytime were shown Eddie post sexy times, theyre laying backwards on the bed? Like when him and Shannon were fucking around it was pretty much the exact same scene as him and marisol last night and they end up at the opposite side of the bed where the head usually goes 🤔🤔🤔 almost as if to tell these relationships are wrong for him 🤔🤔

#my nonsense #eddie Diaz #911 spoilers #just a random thought ig

[redjukebox]

Bro I watched the this or that Smosh vid with the cheating question for the first time today

I’m actually fucking devastated about Keith, Angela, Amanda, and Olivia literally talking over and laughing at Damien for literally just saying you should hold your friends accountable

Like wtf do you mean he’s holding his standards too high????? For saying he’d hold cheaters accountable????? What????? You’re saying that if your friend told you they cheated you wouldn’t see them differently and want to hold them accountable????

Also Keith saying he has friends that have cheated and his response was “don’t do that. stay funky” bro what the hell do you mean?????

Idk why I keep getting attached to creators like I do bro I can’t keep going through this

Didn’t think it’d bother me this much but it actually really does idk

#smosh #smosh pit #damien haas #keith leak jr #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #olivia sui #random rant but wanted to post anyways #I know it was last year but I’m still gonna be sad idc #I can’t believe it brooooo #also Amanda and Olivia’s takes about the splitting bill one gave me an ick #broo I can’t keep doing this #I feel like their takes on the Reddit stories are usually good but then they say shit like this??? #huh???? #saw some comments bringing this up to #like it’s ok to want to hold strangers accountable but not ur own friends????? #ok ig #I’ve never really thought about the topic of cheating but when I do it boils my blood bro #if you’re in a committed relationship and you wanna have sex with someone else #fucking break up #it’s called a committed relationship for a reason #also cheating can be rlly dangerous #cause of stds and shit #I feel like that should be a no brainer but guess not💀💀💀

[feyyyd]

i finished reading the book and, no offence, i truly do not understand what people hated to much about zendaya's chani compared to book chani. i'm sorry but the entire time she was giving go girl give us nothing. it was like...paul had some visions > they met and get to know each other for like three 3 seconds > she kisses his cheek > [time skip] > they now have a son but we do not get any info beyond a name > she miracously knows whats wrong with him and revives him from the water of life > their son is killed andthe only thing she thinks of is how this might negatively impact paul > she's super understanding and fine with the fact that paul is gonna marry another woman

#dune #idk theres just no substance to her #nothing that makes me like her as a person bc imo shes just there as a prop almost #like what does she even want except be some sort of pet wife to paul #and from his pov it makes more sense ig bc of his visions and whatever it is he knows #but from hers? hes just some random coloniser dude that seems kinda psychotic but is nice enough and wants to help them defeat their enemie #and homegirl is like yo i have nothing at all to do in my life so why not bag that man #genuinely i thought zendayas chani was so cool and i was really curious to learn more about her. but there was nothing to learn lol #even that the planetologist was her dad was not really relevant. she was sad for one sentence and then it was never mentioned again

[spaceghostbuddy]

interesting thing about multiples of nine

i want to start all of this by saying i do not know many math terms. this was just something i found out for fun and would love to share it with random internet people. are line breaks affective?

first is something classic: multiples of nine climb down in the ones position and up in the tens positions.

one thing i found interesting was nine times the numbers one through ten. the digits that make up the answer can be added to be nine.

ex: 9x8=72 7+2=9

this applies all the way to 10 but when we get to 11 something interesting happens. 11x9=99 just looking at that you can tell that it does not equal 9, but 18 which is 9x2, but 9x12=108 which does equal 9

which got me curious on which numbers does this apply to so i looked at every multiples of nine (out of whole numbers) up to 50 and came away with this.

whatever digit is in the tens place or less will be the one where it would be 18. (i am so sorry that i dont know the terms)

ex: 33x9=297 2+9+7= 18 //// 34x9=306 3+0+6=9

so basically 89 is the last factor that you can multiply by nine and still have the answer be added to nine. (besides 9 times a multiple of ten)

so 89x9=801 anything below 801 can be added together to see if it is divisible by nine and still get a whole number.

i am going to ask google to give me five numbers between 90-801 to see if this actually works.

first:194 1+9+4=14 not a whole number when divisible by nine

answer;194/9=21.56

second;306 6+3=9 yes divisible by 9 and the digit in the ones place of the answer is more than the tens

answer;306/9= 34

third:569 5+6+9=20 not a whole number when divisible by nine

answer;569/9=63.2

forth;330 3+3=6 not a whole number when divisible by nine

answer;330/9=36.67

fifth;378 3+7+8=18 yes divisible by 9 and the digit in the one's place is either less or the same as the one in the tens

answer:378/9=42

So it does work! I tried to do even bigger numbers past 801, but couldn't find a pattern there. There might be one, but I'm not sure yet.

congrats on a random fact about nine. it's not even my favorite number or that i like math... i just dont want to do my lit hw... and had a huge headache during class

#math #mathematics #mathblr #random thoughts #idk what to tag this as #ghostlymath #spaceghost.x. #idk i need some kind of tag #numbers #real quick; why is there so many xxx posts in the math tag #like ???? #i was just trying to see if people would be interested in this #there is only so much i can ramble to everyone in my life #ramblings #ig #i just want people to see this cause i think it is so cool but i realize not a lot of people would #also the keyboard noises i have sound really good and i like the sound of it #is there a tag limit #i might find out some day soon

[topsyturvy-turtely]

about love - an essay

(really, it's a rant)

what the actual fuck is love about? i mean how freaking RANDOM is love??? "hey yeah remember this person you have met ONCE in your entire life? yeah they are your soulmate, only one, love of your life etc etc" or like "yeah so i know you have KNOWN this person for your entire life but... they are actually you know... THE ONE you wanna MARRY"????

how the fuck are those two talking about the same goddamn fuckin thing???

and like... you know why it's called "falling" in love?! BECAUSE IT IS SO RANDOM AND COULD LITERALLY MEAN ANYTHING. you fell and broke your leg -> oh yeah they are your forever crush where nothing ever happens, leaving a pain behind that makes you think of that incident. oh woops you just stumbled it's all good -> a passing crush. you fell hard and hit your head, probably got rolled over by a car -> it's a toxic relationship. you fell and got caught -> the love of your life was waiting for you to fall for them and caught you (WHAT?). you fall and take them with you and you end up giggling on the ground -> congrats, idiots!

or like whom you fall for??? for the person of the same sex, the opposite? another one entirely? you think you have a type and then this ONE person comes along and you're like "wait what". HUH??? HOW DOES THAT WORK. and like maybe there's a age gap, or a social status difference, or IDK WHAT and then people start being all weird about it???

WHEN THEY HAVE TOLD YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO FIND THEM?

and then you might fall for multiple people but want to be in a monogamous relationship??? WHAT DO YOU DO THEN???!

and then there are POLYAMOROUS people which are like... i mean you go but... HOW DO YOU GET MORE THAN ONE PERSON WHILE SO MANY PEOPLE STRUGGLE TO HAVE ONLY ONE???

and then there are aromantics, which is like a whole different liga...

it's so fucking RANDOM. i'm definitely not having a tiny whom do i love crisis... do i even love someone? do i WANT TO? could i change it if i wanted to?? OMF!!!!

#thought of this shit while using the loo lmao #amd while brushing my teeth #and now i'm writing this in here and nobody will ever read it because it is so freaking RANDOM #i'm not even sure if my thoughts make sense to other people #hut ig that's the point #typos in the tags whoop #none of it makes sense #random essay #really #random rant #love #relationships #i don't get it #ugh #writblr #writers on tumblr #writer #txt post #txt #writing #turtely's OP #wtf did i just write #thought of the day #or sth

[bolithesenate]

Do they know how much a banana costs?

Dooku: yes Jocasta: yes Sifo: no Shonti: yes Jaster: yes Jon: yes (forgot, was reminded by Shonti) Jenza: yes (wishes she didn't) Yoda: no Cerulian: yes (pretends he doesn't) Kostana: no (pretends she does) Tholme: yes Silas: yes Mace: yes Vokara: yes Rael: no Sheev: no

Triia: runs the banana stock market

#random boli thoughts #yes this has some of the mud fic ocs in it #so what #art for my fic #ig #star wars #yan dooku #jocasta nu #sifo dyas #rael averross #vokara che #jaster mereel #master tholme #thame cerulian #lene kostana #master yoda #incorrect star wars quotes