#never more academy

[the-singular-peep]

them your honor

#Wednesday Addams #Wednesday #Wednesday 2022 #Enid Sinclair #wenclair #the Addams family #Gomez Addams #never more academy #wlw #Enid x Wednesday #dancing #bessy draws #my art

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think when lila gets really annoyed with five she tells his siblings about his more notorious commission jobs. like he calls her a bitch over dinner so she just announces to the room 'five killed princess diana'.

#five hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #lila pitts #molly mumbles #klaus was instantly brought to violence and five has never been more scared

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Pride! Jim & Spock? Can be in the Sybokverse or on their own eitherway is perfect!

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5

“I believe I have the right to face my accuser.”

Jim is going to tear this asshole apart.

There’s muttering throughout the crowd, the auditorium filled to the brim for one cadet’s academic dishonesty disciplinary hearing. These are always open to be attended by the accused’s peers, but usually no one bothers, having far better things to do on a Friday morning. Jim is flattered, honestly.

Admiral Archer nods and everyone turns as one of the instructors stands and walks stiffly to the other podium.

Jim is honestly taken aback. A Vulcan giving him shit over this? He squints, trying to place him, suddenly sure he’s seen him somewhere before. Possibly just in the halls, but the familiarity feels deeper than that. He’s met a lot of Vulcans, to be fair.

“Cadet,” he greets.

“Defend the logic of your accusation,” he says, falling into familiar vernacular and only barely keeping himself from saying it in formal Vulcan. This guy might appreciate it, but Archer won’t, and Chris had told him not to be too much of an asshole.

The Vulcan raises an eyebrow. “The purpose of the test is to assess your response to no win scenarios. Altering the parameters, while admittedly an impressive feat of programming, shows both your lack of understanding and your casual disregard for the institution of Starfleet.”

“I don’t believe in no win scenarios,” he says confidently, flashing a smile to the assembled admirals that, in different circumstances, tends to get him laid.

He stiffens. “Your belief in them does not change their existence. In an impossible situation, you must react to the circumstances given to you. Anything else is entertaining delusions.”

“Bullshit,” Jim says immediately and sees Chris pinch the bridge of his nose. Oops. This is a perfect time to go into the speech that he has prepared, about how if he was actually trying to cheat he would have been more subtle about it, about how cheating was his answer to the question presented by the test, and how that applies to how he would really react as a captain.

But then the Vulcan gives him the bitchiest look he’s seen in – well, about four days, but he’s suddenly so sure where he knows him from.

~

Spock doesn’t understand how someone with so little regard for both etiquette and moral standards has survived this long in the academy. He’s intimately familiar with the doors that having a famous father can open, but surely there must be limits.

James Kirk opens his mouth, presumably to continue his insulting and inappropriate defense of his actions, then his eyes narrow, widen, and he demands, “Spock? S'Chn T'Gai Spock? Son of Amanda Grayson and S'Chn T'Gai Sarek?”

For a moment, all he can do is stare. “Have we met?”

His syntax when first faced with him had made him think that James Kirk was familiar with Vulcan, as unlikely as that seemed, but now he’s sure. Not only because of the correct pronunciation of his family name, but in how he has addressed him. Vulcan society is matriarchal. It is correct to identify him first as his mother’s son, and also appropriate to leave off his father’s title as ambassador when identifying his family origin, as his father’s position is supposed to be secondary to his mother’s. His mother married into his father’s clan, but that doesn’t change formal conventions.

Even on Vulcan, he is rarely identified correctly.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” James Kirk says, then takes out his communicator and starts typing.

What.

“Cadet Kirk!” Admiral Archer barks. “Put that away and comport yourself as your position demands or we’ll be here for more than accusations of your cheating.”

“Apologies, Admiral,” James Kirk says, placing his hands behind his back and looking like he’s taking this seriously for the first time. “If you’ll just allow a couple minutes-”

Spock’s communicator goes off.

“Commander,” Admiral Archer says warningly.

“One moment, please,” he says, his stomach rolling as he takes out the communicator. He’s hoping that this is another of James Kirk’s tricks, because when he’s placed it on silent only his family can contact him, and his mother marks all of her correspondence as non urgent. There is no good reason for his father to contact him.

He opens it up and blinks twice, to be certain of what he’s seeing.

Sybok has sent him a text base message. His elder brother never sends him text based communication, as he believes that Spock will not respond timely or authentically, and so only video calls him. Usually at inopportune times.

stop being mean to jimmy :(

He is a genius. Several things suddenly make sense all at once.

He is of course aware of his older brother’s dear friend who he only refers to as Jimmy. In the tragedy of Tarsus IV, when all should have been lost and the corrupt governor threatened to kill half the colony and did kill a not insignificant amount of them, it was Jimmy and Sybok who worked together to create a sort of resistance and keep people alive long enough to for their jury-rigged signal to make it through.

Receiving that strange message from Sybok after years of silence had let him, and their father, know that something was wrong and alert Starfleet.

Jimmy, who had been a minor at the time, and so his identity had been kept from the public at his request, and who had visited Sybok on Vulcan but Spock had examinations at the time and had not been permitted to travel across planet to meet him.

James Kirk looks at him, a smile hovering around the corners of his lips.

James Kirk. Colloquially known as Jim. Jimmy.

Spock had designed the Kobayashi Maru with his brother’s experience at Tarsus IV in mind. He had been different after, just as prone to arguing with their father, more prone to arguing with everyone else, but he’d been sturdier too. As if that experience had at once confirmed and destroyed all of his worst expectations of people.

James Kirk does not believe in no win scenarios and he has demonstrated that more aptly than any simulation could.

“I rescind my accusation of academic dishonesty towards Cadet Kirk.”

#bit of a time skip but it's not like we didn't know they were going to be okay #jim decides that this means him and spock and bffs now #spock does not want to further insult his older brothers Very Good Friend and Fellow Rebellion Leader #but he also wants to strangle jim so #sybok never told jim that his brother was teaching at the academy that year because he thought it would funny when they ran into eachother #and he was more right than he could have ever hoped #he visits because he likes chaos and spock and jim #asks #anon #prompts are closed #star trek #prompt answers

[1000sunnygo]

Confirmed: All nicknames exchanged between Corazon and the Straw hats (and friends) in One Piece Academy are approved by Oda himself!

source

Here's how everyone has called each other so far:

#oda giving time to op gakuen and fact checking himself #op party could never! #love me some oda approved law -> cora nickname osmosis #one piece academy #one piece gakuen #donquixote rosinante #one piece corazon #donquixote corazon #monkey d. luffy #nami #sanji #usopp #vivi #coby #one piece translations #one piece #busy days I want to post more soon #trafalgar law #he's not here but he's here

[himbohargreeves]

Anyway idk if anyone else has said it but the reason the Umbrellas had such a different outcome compared to the Sparrows is because Reggie gave up on them the minute he realised he couldn’t control Viktor. He needed seven to complete his plan. The Umbrella Academy was already a failure before it had even really begun.

#I also think this is why they’re so much less of a team and so much more of a family #because the sparrows were trained as a unit.. Reggie NEEDED them to be a cohesive team if they were gonna make it in oblivion #which meant they already had that sense of comeradery among one another but in a much less personal sense #whereas for the umbrellas it was never really about being a team.. that ship had already sailed #it became about pushing them individually to their limits #and their bond was a solidarity through shared trauma.. they were there for each other emotionally rather than physically #anyways I’m going to bed night guys #the umbrella academy #tua3 #tua3 spoilers

[gentil-minou]

#i am never going to recover from this #didnt think itd be possible to cry more actually #ke huy quan #oscars #academy awards #oscar2023

[frunbuns]

There's something so bittersweet about the childhood flashbacks in tua. They were all children together. Reginald was horrible, but they had each other. And then everything went to shit. Five's 13 year old body a bitter reminder of what once was. His siblings in their adult bodies a reminder of how things should've been. God,,,,

#and now they're so different #they have so little in common ): #Five came back to a family that he no longer knew and who no longer knew him #they can never go back #Five's lived half a lifetime without them #its never going to be the same #Five's also the only one of them who kept the number name which makes him more of a reminder of the past he's like a relic of a lost time #i'm rewatching s1 rn and oh man #it hurts so bad Five should've grown up with them #ben should've lived #god the tragedy of it all #they were children together </3 #the umbrella academy #tua s1 #tua season 1 #tua #umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua s2 #tua s3 #tua season 2 #tua season 3 #mine #tua meta

[singswan-springswan]

a reluctant graduate of Skywalker Academy + his perpetual source of hypertension enthusiastic sidekick

sweatshirts were approved by the headmaster's dad

#luke is the headmaster in case you were wondering #padme endorsed the academy for her first domestic institution as supreme chancellor #oh look a happiness au! #caleb dume #kanan jarrus #ezra bridger #anakin skywalker #hera syndulla #space dad #star wars happy endings #skywalker academy #star wars rebels art #star wars art #blazed but not with weed #more like pain that just never goes away #Singswan-springswan art

[memoria-99]

Forever wip 😂😂

#shall we date #shall we date heroines #shall we date mcs #gedonelune royal magic academy #wizardess heart #shall we date wizardess heart #blood in roses #shall we date blood in roses #the niflheim #lost alice #destiny ninja 2 #war of prayers #guilty alice #ninja shadow #guard me sherlock #obey me #and many more #too many people #some are not even people #don't know when I'll finish it #maybe never

[rinadragomir]

My Roza

#I'LL NEVER RECOVER #I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE MENTALLY ILL #EVER #va #vampire academy #romitri #rose hathaway #dimitri belikov

[aroacettorney]

#alt title 1: yes im kinkshaming him #alt title 2: something never changes #(c692 spoilers) #you guys ever think abt how insane it is that amidst the holy war where every single new ally should be appreciated #casey was the only one who ludger still deliberately tried to turn against him by reminding her that he was the villain #whats even more insane is that he seemly didnt plan to fiercely resist her anyway altho he was also so close to achieving his goals #for his crimes of threatening countless lives via this war he was so readily awaiting for her judgment & letting her justice see it through #but she decidedly just didnt give it to him #altho ludger is not someone whos actively suicidal if his death is the outcome brought by casey it seems like he would gladly accept it tbh #because after all she is supposed to be his executioner... as she was three years ago #and more importantly because thats how 'the final problem' concluded: with the absolute defeat of evil #academy's undercover professor #academy's undercover professor spoilers

[the-singular-peep]

The hard thing about bottling up your tears is once you start crying you just keep going till you’re dehydrated and need a pedialyte

When they get back from the battle with crackstone, Enid showers and tends to her wounds while Wednesday cleans her own wounds up, changing into an outfit of Enid since all of her clothes are either covered in blood or being shipped back home. But she’s still freaked out, scared to let Enid out of her sight, scared she’ll disappear. And those damn tears just won’t stop, because she’s only had one five minute outlet in ten years. Enid won’t let her suffer alone though.

#bessy draws #diggity darnit b #wednesday (2022) #wednesday addams #the addams family #enid sinclair #wenclair #art #never more academy

[topnotchquark]

Vale talking about Cele.

#I'm sorry the academy and it's success is actually kinda baffling to me #a lot of players launch academies to train younger folks #and it almost never works #but it did for him #training and taking care of young sportspersons is surprisingly difficult #and yet #imo academy is in some ways even more impressive than the world titles #especially when young vale had his silly little wild child past with no care in the world no gods no masters no prisoners #and then maturing into a mentor #yeah no I need to shut up about Vale #vr46 riders academy #vr46 boys #celestino vietti #valentino rossi #cele #vale #motogp

[thewingedwolf]

luther: the golden child

diego: the mastermind

allison: the peace keeper

klaus: the clown / mascot

five: the rebel / truth teller

ben: the lost child

viktor: the scapegoat

is this something i think this is something

#the umbrella academy #rani makes text posts no one will read #hargreeves siblings #ben being the lost child is kind of forced bc he’s dead but i find it interesting even then #bc ben was unique in the family for already hating being a superhero and his powers due to the horror of them. and however it is he died #it had to be horrific bc viktor doesn’t write about it in his book bc five doesn’t know what happened. and before he died ben’s unique self #awareness seems to have meant they all loved him in a normal way only for his death to poison those bonds completely #so through no decision of his own this very sullen and cranky child has to become a self sacrificing wallflower bc the only way he gets to #even exist is if he takes care of klaus and tries to sober him up. his big moment is sacrificing himself for his siblings! they can’t ever #escape the abuse that reginald heaped onto them!! even in death they’re playing roles reginald forced them into #and sparrow ben is clearly so used to being the manipulator so he’s thrown when his family dies and sloane refuses to be manipulated anymore #and he winds up kind of lost child esque accidentally *anyway* - ignored and repressing his feelings and unable to connect emotionally #also before anyone says diego is too stupid to be the mastermind google ‘the mastermind dysfunctional family role’ it doesn’t require you to #not be a himbo only to be willing to be cruel & as they all say in s1 diego never knows when to stop #pogo is an adult enabler. grace has a weird function bc the umbrella kids love her and diego is convinced she killed reginald bc of abuse #five seems similarly attached to her (makes sense given delores) but the others see her more as an enabler which is INTERESTING #i’m gonna stop rambling now

[wizardnuke]

astrid and caleb do you ever THINK about them. they're working in the system that failed them. more than that they're working to rip the rot out of the system that failed them from the literal ground zero of it. the soltryce academy and the chair of the archmage of civil influence. i'm sure that wulf pops in to help and/or bash heads and beau is beside caleb every step of the way, but. astrid and caleb. they never got out. do you ever think about how they chose to never get out of there. they're chaining themselves to the tree they're cutting down. they're lighting the gasoline from the center of the room. they know. they know. and they're not at fault (they tortured people they killed their parents- they were brainwashed and tricked! they were extensions of ikithon! that blood is on his hands as much as theirs!) they're not at fault it wasn't their fault, they were children, and now they're the ones who have to make sure that no more children are hurt like they were. by the people that they work with every single day. no one saved them. did they really even save themselves if they're choosing to stay in the lion's den. do you ever think about it.

#NO MORE CHILDREN. at the cost of their own ruined lives #it's awful it's so damn sad to me. they're never going to get out. they don't even want to get out! they find purpose in it! #astrid always wanted that seat! caleb found out that he loves working with kids! #every day they shake hands with thee very people who were at best complicit and at worst actively worked to harm them #and they're looking them dead in the fucking eyes. to be clear. stone cold acknowledgement. smiles that look like snarls. #really. they're not locked in there with the academy and the assembly. all those wizards r locked in there with THEM #And They Know It #the only people they can't manage to look at are each other .

[clubnate]

the academy is... is what you get when you put the 4 least compatible people on earth and some guy named sisky business in a band together

#more like 7 least with all the lineup changes #the vibes were just horrible they never look like theyre having a good time together #other than with sisky he was the glue #the academy is #william beckett #mike carden #adam siska #sisky #andy mrotek #the butcher #michael guy chislett #own post