This is a Money Cat. Reblog this before New Year's and she will visit to bring you good fortune for 2024
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sebek who refuses to wear anything but meticulous kind of dragon hoodie,
and yuu who picks one that is as simple as it can get [🐈⬛]
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The GIW are actually frighteningly good at their jobs.
The problem is that Clockwork thinks making them trip and look like idiots is funny.
But he only does it for Danny.
So when the Green Lantern Corp goes to engage the corporation (apparently not a government branch wild), it's actually a very even fight.
When they debrief to the Justice League, with their newest member Phantom in the room, the guy just snorts.
"Wait, you guys actually struggled against them? Just let me handle it."
No matter who tries to convince him that the GIW actually very professional and scary and like, a threat, Phantom just shakes his head and doesn't believe them.
To be fair to Phantom-the GIW get weirdly incompetent when he enters the scene.
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*gently wraps your tired little shark self in an obscenely fluffy blankie, tucks pillow under pointy face, and gives head smooch*
You always bring me joy, especially fighting cancer this year. Don't give up, but don't forget to bite people so you can breathe! 💛
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
*Grillby offers you a drink
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I love the idea that everything (positive) that Lila lies about somehow comes true for Marinette.
Lila lies about having connections to the queen of England? Suddenly, Marinette is getting regular commissions from the queen herself and forms quite the acquaintance-ship w the royal family.
Lila "is practically family" to an Italian mafia? Marinettes grandmother has quite an eccentric background, and through her, Marinette somehow manages to get a local Italian Mafia to pseudo-adopt her. (Only because she refused to actually be adopted, much to their disappointment)
Lila "went on tour" with Jagged Stone? Guess who wants his favorite designer to accompany him for his U.S. tour during the summer?
Oh, Lila says she acted in a movie for Graham de Vanily Films? Guess who ends up accidentally staring in a Graham de Vanily film?
I just want all the positive things that Lila lies about to happen to Marinette, who is sufficiently surprised every time (you'd think she'd be used to it by now), meanwhile, in the background, Lila gets progressively more pissed.
And the worst part? Every time she tries to upstage Marinette with something even bigger and grander than Marrinettes' own accomplishments? No matter how ridiculous, Marinette somehow ends up stumbling upon That. Exact. Opportunity.
It's incredibly frustrating.
You could say Marinette has some miraculous luck, despite how adamantly Tikki denies any involvement in these increasingly ridiculous turns of events.
All in all; Lila is frustrated, Marinette is frustrated, and Tikki is very amused (as are Adrien and Plagg, who watch this shit-show from the background).
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DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE
“Welcome home, Simon”
“Seems we have a new addition to the family”
”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”
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i think you should get 80% discounts on boots if youre a transsexual and another 20% off if youre goth
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Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.
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