#new team?

[the-autistic-spider]

a thing i would like

i would like to see spider-man black cat and venom as a team like in maximum carnage [1993]

in the video i was watching about carnage's history the team was called team venom

but if peters using a black suit it could be team black/silver (all costumes have some kind of white/silver colour on them)

i would use the original black suit with the red logo on

this one so you could tell them apart

#team venom #venom #idea #new team? #black cat #felicia hardy #eddie brock #peter b parker #peter parker #someone please make this #marvel #marvel comics #maximum carnage 1993 #is when they first appeared #fic request

[nadjaofstatenisland]

#userstream #happy new year #happy new year 2024 #meredith stepien #starkid #team starkid

[shadesofmauve]

So D&D black dragons are supposed to live in swamps, right? Pretty amphibious, live in swamps, lair in...

caves. With a main entrance and a back entrance.

In swamps.

I really have trouble with the idea that there's these dragon-sized caves in an area with such a high water table, y'know? We have to go through miles of swamp to reach this lair, it's not one little boggy place in a mountain valley otherwise filled with nice caves. And the cave has to have two entrances, too? I can believe in dragons, but not this geology.

So... maybe it's not geology. Because a lair in a marshy place with exacting design specifications sounds a lot like a totally natural thing --

A beaver lodge.

So now I have this new image of black dragons industriously gnawing down giant trees to construct their mighty swamp lairs, and I am so much happier.

#thesupersquirrel #is not subscribing to my idea #(he's gm'ing this one) #disclaimer: i never really liked D&D's color-coded dragons #but picturing a young dragon paddling a new log over to its lair makes me happier #beaver dragons #dungeons and dragons #d&d #dungeons and beavers #swamps and dragons #the Z team #drqgon ecology

[torpublishinggroup]

"Warning Signs Your Machines Are Trying to Kill You!" by TJ Klune

(Legally, I’m required to tell you that when smart phones first became popular, I bought one and then asked for the address of the app store because I thought it was a physical location I had to go to in order to download apps and not something already on your phone. Also, I was recently told I speak like an old person so as a warning, there will not be any slang you youths typically hear, especially on Tumblr. Any slang I’ve learned in the last five years has been against my will. I still don’t know what FOMO means, and I don’t care.)

1. Oh no! You and your family are trying to enjoy a movie night, but Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) wants a sacrifice at the altar of their god, BeeZos. Should this happen, do not attempt to give Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) a cantaloupe with googly-eyes on it and say that it is your baby. Overlord Prime (With Free Shipping) knows the difference between fruit and children. Instead, ask the machine to order dog food, and it will forget about eating humans for a little while.

2. If you own a very fancy vehicle that can drive itself, always make sure to carry a brick. That way, when the car locks you inside and attempts to drive you off a cliff into a gas station, you can break the window using the brick. You will then have to jump out, but make sure you do so in time so you can watch the wicked-ass explosion when the car hits the gas station, and you can revel in your victory over your car.

3. This one will hurt. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Chances are, you’re reading this on your phone right this second. To be safe, after you’ve finished reading this post and have clicked on the affiliated links to purchase my books, you should throw your phone into a volcano and then move to South Dakota where there are no machines, only wind and cows. That way, when everyone else gets the 5GZombieVirus that people on Twitter (I’m not calling it the other thing, shut up) seem to think is real, you’ll be safe with your cows on a windy day.

4. Get rid of your air fryer. Don’t ask me why, just do it. Red flags all around. Danger, danger.

5. Do you know of the Clapper? That thing first launched in the late 20th century (I wrote it that way to make me feel old) where the commercials showed cranky old people unable to reach their light switches, so they got a thing called a Clapper that turns your lights on and off when you clap? Guess what? Those will be the first things to try and kill you. If you love your gram-gram, save her from the Clapper. When she asks why you are destroying it with an ax, tell gram-gram it’s because you love her.

6. Do you live in a smart home? The kind where everything is connected to the internet, including your refrigerator? The refrigerator that holds your perishable foods? And oh, would you look at that: how many ice cubes have you kicked under it rather than picking them up when they fall to the floor? A dozen? A million? The refrigerator remembers. And it will spoil your food in seconds. What then? What are you going to eat? Canned food? Not if the refrigerator falls on top of you!

Unfortunately for you, this is where it must end. I hope this has given you enough information to help you survive the inevitable. If you do not heed my warnings, well. Who cares. I’m not in charge of you. Do whatever you want. Just don’t come complaining to me when gram-gram gets the clap.

#tor books #booklr #new books #in the lives of puppets #tj klune #tbr #sff #science fiction #team robot #unreality #long post

[ot3]

guys its still not too late for silksong to come out in 2023 don't lose hope

#please team cherry just a CRUMB of news. i dont even need a release date #just show me one (1) new png of hornet

[laxi0v0]

Roller baby

He’s popular with the girls, perhaps it’s the purple?

#fnaf security breach glamrock bonnie #fnaf au #fnaf security breach #fnaf glamrocks #fnaf ruin #five nights at freddy’s #glamrock bonnie #fnaf glamrock bonnie #fnaf #fnaf fanart #art #roller derby #heart breakers is his teams name #by the time bonnie settled into his new life Gregory and Freddy’s head are out and about #laxi's sketchbook

[the-commonplace-book]

been a while since the genshin fandom's collectively gone this apeshit over a character

#memes of teyvat #kaveh #baizhu #genshin impact #genshin 3.6 #f; genshin #this event really did add fuel to the fire (affectionate) #less than a day before the new banner! #i have literally everything pre-farmed for kaveh so I can get him leveled and added to the team right away #if i get baizhu that'd be nice too but #kaveh kaveh kaveh kaveh

[parisoonic]

two hugs; years apart. (or a monday and a friday.)

#tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #this is the first piece of ship art where my manfriend looked at this and went 'hmm...cute' LOL im wearing him down #i wanted some stickers for a sketchbook cover LOL one for front and one for back #medic initially was more pissed in the first one hence the description but eh...i cant be arsed to think of anything new #Nooo I forgot heavy’s flak vest in the first one! Head in hands…we’ll it’s staying like this lmao

[lady-raziel]

Not to talk about the watcher thing again as I’ve already kind of said my piece, but one of the most batshit insane parts of this whole unbelievable situation is that for some reason they decided that for some fucking reason the BEST time to announce this highly controversial decision was literally DAYS before they would be going on an international tour and having to face irate fans IN PERSON. Guys. What the hell. At least have the sensibility to announce a move that you HAD to have known would make people upset AFTER one of the few times you actually interact in person with your fanbase.

I hope you’re ready to investigate the Tower of London for ghosts, because I have a feeling the Londoners will be more than happy to acquaint you with the building later this week.

Insane move after insane move. Truly.

#watcher #watcher tv #as a person doing political communications literally one of the most basic rules is #‘if your boss is going to announce something controversial do NOT do it before an event where they have to interact with the public’ #you bury that shit on a Friday afternoon after the weekly news cycle is over and everyone has gone home for the weekend #you don’t announce that your official stance is to kick puppies before your fundraiser at the animal shelter #did the watcher team consult anyone at all about this decision? marketing or otherwise??

[blondephenobarbitol]

I swear I'm not crazy

you guys are seeing this too, right?

like I'm not saying it's a strict parody but I can definitely see the influence

#starkid #cinderella's castle #cc #team starkid #starkid new musical #bryce charles #labyrinth #jim henson

[veelilee]

the way is not always perfect there are many difficulties but we're going to keep moving forward

this is not the end, there is still hope, rwby will find a new home and crwby will continue the story 🤍

+ not gif version

#alternative caption: 4 wet cats and their huge family are looking for a good new home URGENTLY #greenlight volume 10 #rwby #rwby fanart #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #team rwby #bumbleby #my art

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

mb I’ve thought about this post too much for a mere human................

#TF2 #Team Fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 medic #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 mercs #hatsune miku #an idea for the new update??? #my art

[nadjaofstatenisland]

#meredith stepien #team starkid #starkid #happy new year #new years 2023

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 225

Klarion is EXCITED. He's absolutely DELIGHTED even, unable to sit still as he flits from place to place. His baby cousin! Is! Visiting! Which OBVIOUSLY means he, as the older one, must make sure the main places are still standing so he can show his itty bitty baby cousin EVERYTHING! After all, he's never gotten to be the older one! He's always been the youngest in the family! But now he has an itty bitty toddler cousin- form recently shifted to match- to teach the ways of Chaos to! He's so EXCITED!

The League and heroes on the other hand, are Very concerned about Why the Witch Boy has been spotted in practically every major city in the US in the last few days. What is he planning?!

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #klarion the witch boy #Danny fenton #Chaos & Clockwork are twin primordials #Danny might be stuck in this toddler form while he grows up again but this won't stop him #He is down for playing with his new cousin- aka causing mischief & exploring #Klarion is the realms equivalent of a 6 year old #Chaos has a very hands off approach to parenting while CW looks like he has a hands off approach #He is in fact a bit of a helicopter parent just via looking through mirrors #Danny is his first ghostling and look at all the danger he's gotten into at the fetus age of 3 #He has a right to worry! #DC world is the equivalent of a playground for primordial beings to let their kids run around in #At least that's how they see it #Ghosts fight for playing so that's what Klarion does with the league kid/teen teams lol #There has been many a miscommunication due to most entities avoiding Realms beings like the plagues #space core danny #DANNY IS NOT GHOST KING

[torpublishinggroup]

This advertisement is for In the Lives of Puppets by TJ Klune. It’s a book that invites you deep into the heart of a peculiar forest and takes you on the extraordinary journey of a family assembled from spare parts.

The art featured in this image is by Rosiethorns88.

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

In a strange little home built into the branches of a grove of trees, live three robots—fatherly inventor android Giovanni Lawson, a pleasantly sadistic nurse machine, and a small vacuum desperate for love and attention. Victor Lawson, a human, lives there too. They’re a family, hidden and safe.

The day Vic salvages and repairs an unfamiliar android labeled “HAP,” he learns of a shared dark past between Hap and Gio. When that past catches up and splits up the little family, Vic must decide for himself: Can he accept love with strings attached?

#in the lives of puppets #tj klune #rosiethorns88 #artwork #new books #tbr #sff #booklr #team robot

[snartfulisms]

Scouts step towards tolerance

#my boyfriend came up with this idea he’s so fucking funny #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #team fortress scout #tf2 fanart #he gave medic a formal apology after this #alt text #I’m very new to writing alt text #any critique is welcome