some say the goat will end in fire
some say in ice
from what I've read on the Wikipedia page of past Goat-destroying efforts,
I'm pretty sure none of us were reckoning on absolute swarms of hungry birds
but birds are also great
and will suffice
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Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.
And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-
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Local 28 year old experiences small act of genuine kindness for the first time in her life
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it's about the small acts of intimacy... forehead kisses, putting jewelry on you, rubbing your hand with their thumb, putting a jacket on you, touching your necklace, running your hands through their hair, wiping away their tears, peeling them an orange, un/zipping their dress, tying their shoelaces, holding hands, removing an eyelash from their cheek, washing their hair, putting an anklet on them, tucking their hair behind their ear, sorting out their collar, untangling their necklaces, drinking out of a cup in their hands
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ولا بنساك يا بلادي، يا ارضي وارض اجدادي🍉🫒
You can get these as prints here
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I change my hair every week and a half dude get used to it
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What an innocent little fellow! He is without ill intentions!
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hide and seek
headcanon: he is deadly afraid of sunflowers cause they stare at him sometimes jajajajaja
the other critters just tell him its impossible for flowers to glare at him but he knows its true😞
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