#no offense to the British

[buzznat20]

there will never be a day I’m not absolutely devastated by the fact that god cursed me with the tastebuds of the world’s whitest British colonizer. I sit here, yearning for all the world’s spices yet all the most spice I can tolerate is fucking beans on toast. I’m not even British.

#no offense to the British #But I’m still devastated #I want to eat all this ridiculously spicy food #But if I have jalapeños on my burrito I’m gonna cry #culture #funny #humor #humour #spicy food #food #lol #haha #meme #funny memes

[squea]

@literalite said human! Cornelius i say being a vampire is all he HAS!!

#if i saw this man i would cross the street he is extremely unnaproachable and offensive to me idk bad vibes #he looks somehow MORE like a piece of shit than when hes a literal bloodsucking vampire and I Don't Trust It. #ts4 #the sims 4 #mine #cornelius kidney #NO WAIT HE LOOKS LIKE DANNY GONZALEZ NO NO #A BRITISH VERSION oh no!

[bytebun]

anti social social club (weekly meetings on mt. coronet)

#pokemon legends arceus #ingo #melli #akari #submas #bytebun draws #pla #to me. ingo is like the manager at idk mcdonalds with his troubled teenage coworkers. except the mcdonalds is being a miko to pokemon god. #also if anything akari would be the manager. #despite being amnesiac & probably having fleas he's the most normal guy there simply cuz he's not a teenager #i don't actually think melli is a teen but he certainly acts like one #no offense to anybody actually bald these reactions r based off of my asian family's reaction the the british princes every single time #'there's no way he's in his 30s' i don't know what to tell you mom. sometimes it just be like that for white guys

[bleakbluejay]

Please don't fucking do this shit, it's weird and feels kinda racist.

#bbjart #art #fan art #got lazy with this one bc it's to prove a point rather than to make an actual piece of art #people who have never seen a mixed family before #people who are really really weird about Indigenous people #people who says “POCs” #people who suck the nuts of the british royalty and insist on people being white but accuse me of racism or being offensive #like. ok guys. #asoiaf #jon snow #bran stark #arya stark #sansa stark #robb stark #ned stark

[nightmareinfloral]

british ppl will be like ‘americans are so uncultured’ like at least i know how to pronounce pico de gallo and guacamole. at least i know how to make a taco.

#i watched the gbbo episode and good lord it was worse than i thought #like extremely offensive to mexican culture and food #great british bake off

[gonzocoded]

i love you dykes, i love you fags, i love you trannies, i love you queers, i love you fruits, i love you fairies, i love you pansies, i love you gays, i love you homos, i love you lesbos, i love you muff divers, i love you lavender menaces, i love you sodomites, i love you limp-wristed little freaks, i love you i love you i love you

#hope i didn’t miss any good ones #i did not include primarily british slurs bc i do not like them personally #they don’t sound offensive enough to me sorry #anya.txt

[captain-price-unofficially]

A Mark V tank of the 2 Battalion, Tank Corps leaving for an attack at Lamotte-en-Santerre. August 8, 1918.

#mark v #tanks #british armor #british tanks #wwi #western front (wwi) #european theater #august #hundred days offensive

[theroyalsandi]

King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Lady Frederick Windsor attend day five of Royal Ascot 2023 at Ascot Racecourse in Ascot, England | June 24, 2023  

#royaltyedit #theroyalsandi #charles iii #king charles iii #lady frederick windsor #sophie winkleman #british royal family #my edit #lol 4th pic #bombastic side eye #criminal offensive side eye

[rainedroptalks]

I am being assigned british by discord send help

#personal #IM NOT BRITISH IM NOT IM NOT #No offense to the one british mutual (zeeth) #but you’re from Scotland which is different than England #which is what I’m being accused of

[diagonal-queen]

is it okay if i just start doing this now? because i’m having wayyyyyy too much fun with it

#bsd #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd fyodor #bsd gogol #im partially british so its not offensive

[idyat]

Woopdiedoo it's a Chopper Dave meme

#offensive to british people probably #madness combat #madcom #madness project nexus 2 #madness project nexus #madness combat dave #chopper dave #m:pn #madness combat memes #myart #comic #shitpost #tw alchoholism #tw alchohol mention #tw alcohol

[lookinghalfacorpse]

Hi! Doomsday trio prompt- The Most Hated Breakfast Food. Not the best. The worst.

this is SUCH a good prompt and i didn't do it correctly :') here's what my brain did instead. at least it was breakfast themed?

part of the doomsday preparation drabbles

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Breakfasts Prepared in The Days Before Battle (aka how do you feed a young man, an immortal birdman, and a piglin in one meal?)

Day 1: Oatmeal and toast. A simple dish, but sincerely one of the most beautiful and put-together meals Dream has ever seen. He didn't expect them to feed him at all, much less prepare a bowl of well-arranged, colorful fruits in a vintage bowl. He stood in the kitchen, frozen. Eating in front of Techno and Phil might mean taking his mask off in front of them, and he was tempted to grab the food and eat in another room, like an anxious dog. He settled instead on tilting the mask up a bit. They saw his mouth, and they didn't make any indication that they even noticed. Techno had three bowls, Phil had one and a half, and Dream had one (he was too embarrassed to ask for more).

Day 2: Avocado toast with pico and eggs. Techno shyly admitted that they were trying to get through this loaf of bread before it went bad. Then, he went on some nonsensical ramble about how it was Dream's sacred mission to help them. "Forget the battle," he said, "we gotta get rid of this bread." Techno had four slices, Phil had two, and Dream had two.

Day 3: Omelettes and yogurt. There was something a bit comical about seeing Techno use silverware. His hands were too big for them, his shoulders hunched forward, and he used them so politely that you wouldn't expect him to be the most feared warrior this civilization has known. After breakfast, he absolutely dominated in a sparring session against Dream. Techno had two omelettes, Phil had half (but two bowls of yogurt. He was "in the mood for it."), and Dream had one.

Day 4: Breakfast sandwiches. Sausage, egg, and cheese, all in a biscuit-like bun. Dream nearly took his mask completely off at the table, and fumbled with the clip as he desperately tried to put it back on without showing more skin than he already has. Techno had his back turned as he was serving himself, thankfully, but Phil sat beside him. The old man didn't even look up from his plate, unbothered by Dream's dilemma. Techno had two sandwiches, Phil had one, Dream had one, and the dog whining softly under the table got two pieces of sausage from Dream's palm.

Day 5: Sausage soup. It was a piglin thing, apparently. Techno mentioned it and then grew quiet, enjoying the meal but never losing a distant, foggy look in his eyes. Dream watched, unable to think of a follow-up question. Between the three of them, he was not the only one with secrets. Techno had five bowls (the most Dream's ever seen him eat), Phil had one, and Dream had one.

Day 6: Pancakes and scrambled eggs. A classic breakfast. Phil seemed nervous about preparing the pancakes a way Dream would like, so he made them plain and provided a variety of toppings. Dream opted for a variety of fruit and the chocolate spread, but he said (with confidence) that he would've eaten whatever was prepared for him. Techno had four pancakes, Phil had two, and Dream had two.

Day 7: Bagels. Somewhere between preparations and trainings, Philza found time to pick up bagels. Dream found it odd to prioritize food with such a decisive battle on the horizon. He sat, he tilted his mask, he ate, and he talked to Techno about horses. Techno had two bagels, Phil had one, and Dream had one.

Day 8: Biscuits with Eggs. Or, as Techno called it, "Biscuit with guts." A poached egg was poured into a hole in the biscuit, making an interesting mix of textures and flavors. Dream wasn't the biggest fan of poached eggs, but true to his word, he ate whatever was served to him. Techno had four biscuits, Phil had two, and Dream had two.

Day 9: Creamy potato soup and sausages. Carbs and proteins for fuel. The battle loomed, and Dream was feeling anxious. He wasn't sure why; he wasn't afraid, per se, he was simply buzzing with energy that had no where to go (He wanted this to go perfectly). He asked Techno to spar with him again. He asked Phil for a refill of potato soup. "Remind me to get you the recipe, mate," Philza said, "If you can make mashed potatoes, you can make this. Good for travel, too." Dream replied stupidly with some comment about how much he liked potatoes. Techno had three bowls, Phil had one, and Dream lost count of how many times he made it while he traveled. Much later, he'd make it again within the prison walls, and he'd run to a nearby chest to vomit.

#lol sorry anon #i guess the 'worst' one would be the biscuits on day 8 #tfw you say you'd eat whatever phil makes and then two days later he makes POACHED EGGS #no offense to british ppl but i don't fuck with ur eggs #dreblr #doomsdaytrio #doomsday trio #doomsday prep #drabbles

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne side-eyeing Tony and Cherie Blair as she arrives at the Millennium Dome on New Year’s Eve with Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip and Tim Laurence in 1999.

#im still laughing looking at this #bombastic side eye #criminal offensive side eye #the woman does not like the blairs #and she’s right #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #prince philip #queen elizabeth ii #british royal family #brf #throwback

[consideratesea]

writing fanfic is near impossible. do you guys really say things like “cheeky sod”

#that doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about british conversational dialogue to dispute it #I love the word cheeky but it simply is not used in usamerica #I have so much fun listening to my shows and then I try to write something that sounds natural #and it’s like.. is this offensive?? #genuinely never get tired of the infinite variety of accents y’all got going on over there #I need to make some sort of map #pop all the taskmaster contestants on it so I can start to see dialect patterns #instead of nodding along sagely #(clueless) #britcom #taskmaster #doctor who

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

The most bizarre thing about fnaf is not the sentient robots, not the remnant, not the mpreg, but the fact that there’s a British dude in fuckin Utah.

#who tf moves to Utah??? #no offense to people from Utah but y’all know I’m right #and if Michael is British too could you imagine his dad telling him they’re moving to America #and he thinks they’re going to like New York or California or something #and instead he gets Utah #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #michael afton #henry emily #charlie emily

[maxknightley]

Tracer Overwatch

I can forgive a woman being British and I can even forgive her being skinny as a rail. But I can't forgive both of those and being an ActiBlizz character. Hard pass.

#no offense to my british friends and followers. #ask game