#not me lol

[phnmnt]

So. This is an AU now: Shen Yuan shixiong AU

Shen Yuan transmigrates as a wealthy merchant family's third son. He spends a few years with them, until the system's first mission appears: "Be accepted as a Cang Qiong Sect disciple".

#shen yuan #svsss #scum villain #shen qingqiu #kinda? #phansdraws #so #its an au now #sy shixiong au #im making him prettier and prettier until im satisfied #next is going to be SY passing the sect entrance test and maybe something else if im motivated enough #who would have thought id have this much fun drawing svsss #not me lol

[princeofheartsarts]

I have three whole hedgehogs now…

#Yayyyy!!! Triple s gang finished!! #Think I’m gonna make tails next #And then who knows #Not me lol #art #felted art #needle felting #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sth fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #Triple s

[bloos-bloo]

This is kinda based off BBH’s stream today btw- more specifically, the scene where he has a memory lapse with the pillagers:

The night sky gently brushed through the windows. It’s soft light nudging it’s way throughout the room. The demon laid on a sleeping bag in the middle of this spiral tower. It’s been a day- spending time with his roommates, learning that he’s stuck on an island, learning that there’s bears and rabbits that act like a government. It was great.

Yet the uneasy feeling he had when he locked eyes with a lone pillager. It’s crossbow pointed directly at the demon. Bad tossed and turned on the sleeping cot- his hands slowly gripping onto his pillow.

A memory of endless white snow piling up underneath a vast black sky. His breathe clouding up his vision as he watched his blood spill over the floor, nearly matching the red carpet below. In front of him- a top hat backed into a corner. His little hands holding up a sword that was 2x as big as her.

“NO!” Bad shouted as his body collapsed. Waking up in a red bed surrounded by white pillows. He ran towards the mansion.

“Dapper! Crawl to the entrance!” The demon shouted, a pillager swiftly plunging arrows into his back.

“FUDGE!” He cried- his body limp on the floor. “Dapper- Crawl! You have to CRAWL!”

The demon continued shouting.

Watching in agony as his son held up her sword. The pillager knocking him down- the clang of the metal ringing throughout the room.

“NO!! DAPPER PLEASE!” Bad screamed, once again waking up with a jolt on the red bed. White pillows, cloudy breath.

“CRAWL TO THE ENTRANCE!”

The demon ran.

The image of the pillager’s smile as it drove a sword through his back.

The image of the little egg forced into a corner.

The image of her eyes welling up with tears.

The Vindicator stepping towards her.

Blood stains.

Dapper was slain by a Vindicator

“NO!” He wept, his knees weak from the message. “NO NO NO- DAPPER!!”

The demon cried, wiping his eyes as his fists slammed into the snow below. He felt a little tug as he beat at the ground. Each tug growing more frantic than the last.

“NO! NO NO!” He screamed, thinking the pillagers and vindicator found him outside. His fists going wild on the ground. He felt his hands be pinned- his eyes streaming at this point.

“DAPPER!”

He felt his palm being forced open, rapid tapping followed soon after.

“I’m here!”

Bad gasped as his eyes shot wide open. The sleeping bag underneath him nearly ripped to shreds- the remains of it left over his claws.

It took a minute before his vision caught up with his brain. His tears still streaming down his face as he looked up. In front of him, holding his palm in her tiny hands- messy hair and tear filled eyes, was Dapper. Next to her, a concerned filled expression- red and blue blushed cheeks and neatly braided locks, was Pomme.

“I’m here. I’m here. It’s- It’s ok.. It was all a bad dream.” Dapper continued to tap on Bad’s palm. Bad taking the time to recollect his breath and wipe the tears away.

“I- I’m sorry. Was I too loud-? I didn’t- mean to wake you two…” He trailed.

Pomme shook her head, Dapper continued tapping. “No, it’s ok. We heard you calling me- and- we knew you were in distress.”

Bad clutched the tattered sleeping mat, “I- Thank you.. I never- had someone.. care so much about me.”

Pomme smiled. Holding up a little sign for her father to read. “Would you like for us to stay with you?”

The demon winced- he didn’t want to be a bother. Especially with how well these two have been treating him.

“I- I wouldn’t want to bother you guys- I’ll be fi-“

“Nope. We’re staying.” Dapper interrupted. Next thing he knew, both kids were lying on each side of the creature. Their faces carefully nudged on each side.

Bad felt a small ping in his chest- for some reason, this felt familiar. Everything about this felt right- but he couldn’t place why. He carefully laid back, his eyes gazing over the star decorations. The sun’s early morning light carefully kissing it hello.

The demon couldn’t help but wrap an arm around each child.

He smiled, his eyes fluttering shut. “Thank you- kids.”

#bloo’s writing #qsmp angst #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #I like doing these little snippets ngl #qsmp pomme #qsmp dapper #qsmp eggs #angst #I headcanon that BBH has nightmares of his memories #especially with the pillagers #maybe he’ll have one of the code? #that would be fun #but his memories haunt him now lmao #what a loser #imagine? #not me lol #jkjk #anyways- I’m loving this arc #but I’m also crying at it #I was doing a drawing #but I wanna rework on my art style #I gotta force myself to learn and relearn how to draw #but yeahhh #I hope you all like this :D leave me your thoughts too if you’d like #edited it for typos <3

[farming-for-affection]

#stardew valley #stardew valley meme #not me lol

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I’ve now been on this Earth for 28 slutty, slutty years

(Had to use this pic @lady-raziel made a while back cuz I think about it a lot lol)

#birthday #my birthday #meme #god I made it to my late 20s #who would have thought #not me lol

[lilbbyxgirl]

🥺✨ need ✨ more ✨ tattoos ✨🥺

#tattoos #tattooed girls #body positive #love your body #daddysgirl #babygirl #daddy #kitten #bored af #who needs clothes #not me lol

[iolypse]

who's ready for a tpk

#not me lol #im going to cry #IM NOT READY #critical role #bells hells #ashton greymoore #fresh cut grass #imogen temult #laudna #chetney pock o'pea #fearne calloway #dorian storm #orym of the air ashari

[corisbrainrot]

Dante gets even clingier once Aaron’s used to it. He’s not bothered by hand holding or kisses so he doesn’t really blink when Dante squishes himself into his side for cuddles on the couch.

Once both parties get super comfortable, they become one of those couples who are all over each other all the time. Hands in each others’ back pockets, they are nearly sitting on each other every time they sit down somewhere, always sneaking kisses,, it’s very cute

#aphmau #aphblr #ask box jukebox #aaron lycan #dante aphmau #daaron #explodes. #someone remind me later: I wanna draw the love love completion kiss. but if I was gay panic #*it #not me lol

[iron-bundle]

so who had a legends Kalos game on their bingo card

#Not me lol #i was hard expecting johto because of the 25th anniversary #My bingo card flopped hard this year #Pike says stuff

[some-things-about-life]

apparently the trick to getting a boy to go on a date with you is to ask him on a date. who knew.

#not me lol #this cant be real

[aliensandworms]

ugh i was going to start drawing a stanchez comic with c-137 and stanley pines doing delinquent shit in community college but i havent worked on it very much.

ford is in it and he is like a graduate teaching assistant that teaches remedial chem 101 and his twin is one of the students. rick is also in the class (he is young and not like super jaded yet. he hates school but is trying to go because his mom wants him to get a degree.)

anyway ford is going to assign them to be lab partners together and they will get in trouble for making crazy shit. eventually ford and rick start working together with fiddleford and work on inter dimensional travel but ford gets sucked through the portal because stan fucks up and they have to work together to bring ford back.

i want to do some kind of villain combo thing with bill cipher and brett caan from season 6 where they bring weird back to the real world/ retcon the real world into some crazy shit. im still working on the idea and idk if i'll actually get around to finishing it or not but we'll see lol.

#rick and morty #rick and morty 100 years #rick sanchez #art #comic #fanfic #stanchez #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #chemistry #fidds #fiddleford #romance? intrigue? #who knows #not me lol #original work

[mycotoxin]

If you keep getting accused of being white/nonblack why don’t you have your race in your bio?

and just out of curiosity are you trace?

People are overly annoying about putting your race in your bio, so it’s partially out spite but also because I don’t really feel the need. If someone is going to assume I’m a white person just because they can’t immediately tell I am not, then they can assume. It won’t do them any good anyways.

And no, I am not trace/diaracial

#ask #anon #like if you (general you) assume I’m white and attack me however you see fit #it’s gonna be you who looks like a fool when you learn I’m black #not me lol

[de4thtml]

my goal

#thinnsp0 #not me lol #skinny #tw ed content #body ch3ck

[thateldribitch]

I wanted to draw lightning.

The angry monke just kinda supplanted himself in my brain too xDD Enjoy me playing with glows and stuff lol.

#lego monkie kid #lmk #macaque #six eared macaque #who is he angry at #who knows #not me lol #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid macaque #better watch out wukong #juuuuuust saying #or lbd #lightning #paint #photoshop

[areyouphased]

#not me lol #ana trigger #tw ed in the tags #anorekcya #anoreskia #anarec1a #pr0 ana diary #tw ana shit #anorex14 #anor3x14 #anor3×14 #anor3x1a #i wanna be thinner #i need to be thin #thinnblr #thinnspa #thinnpo #tw bones #bonespro #bonespa #bonespii #heroin chic #to the bone #ana butterfly #tw ana diary #chew and spit #i wish i was thinner #tw ed relapse #thigh g4p #thigh gab

[chasshaex89]

I don’t believe in competition… you’re just not me 😊

#your problem now #not me lol