#noya gets a noise complaint

[osamusbigtits]

"it's green."

nishinoya nods. "I thought it was nice at the store. it's also not too big for your first time."

tanaka nods, eyes stuck on the strap-on. neon green. fits nicely in nishinoya's hand. it's a little smaller than tanaka is.

"we don't have to," nishinoya says softly. "if you're not ready, it's okay. we can do it-"

"no," tanaka interrupts. "no, I want to. I just- it's happening." he meets nishinoya's eyes. "it just feels more real, you know?"

nishinoya walks forward and gently places the strap-on in tanaka's hand. tanaka wraps his fingers around it, letting himself feel it and process what's going to happen.

"we'll go slow," nishinoya says.

tanaka's never really had anything inside of him like that. nishinoya has poked and prodded a couple times in more intense moments, and tanaka never hated it. but it was never anything more than 2 of nishinoya's fingers.

this dildo was far bigger than nishinoya's fingers.

"we have lube, right?" tanaka asks.

nishinoya laughs. "of course we do. I also bought some more just in case."

tanaka laughs nervously.

~

tanaka ends up under nishinoya, thighs shaking from one orgasm. brought over the edge by nishinoya's fingers and hand.

nishinoya kisses tanaka's thigh.

"you're doing so good," nishinoya says softly. everything sends shockwaves through tanaka's body. his mind is already blurred, lost in pleasure.

he wants more- no, tanaka needs to be fucked. he's never needed something this desperately.

"yuu, please," tanaka begs, voice weak.

nishinoya seems to vibrate with excitement. "you ready?" he asks. his hands gently rub tanaka's thighs. it's meant to be soothing, but it makes tanaka so needy. his cock twitches where it rests on his stomach.

tanaka nods.

nishinoya smiles, a small comfort. he sits up and leans down to kiss tanaka and tanaka eagerly kisses back.

trailing a hand up tanaka's body and fingers grazing his arm, nishnoya takes tanaka's hand. kiss turning into a mess of tongue and teeth as noya slow presses into tanaka.

tanaka gasps and nishinoya kisses down tanaka's jaw to his neck.

breathing out harshly, tanaka shakes. he wraps his legs around nishinoya's waist, his hand tightens on nishinoya's.

"how do you feel?" nishinoya asks softly. lips linger on tanaka's jaw, feeling the soft skin there are tanaka breathes.

"it's- fuck, yuu, I can't," tanaka groans. against his will, his hips grind down on the strap.

"good?" nishinoya asks. experimentally, he pulls back and gently thrusts back in.

tanaka's eyes squeeze shut. "fuck, yes, again. yuu, please, again." tanaka's pants. nishinoya watches tanaka's free hand dig into the pillow above his head.

smiling, nishinoya starts a slow, gentle pace. he watches tanaka closely, making sure that tanaka feels good and stay relaxed.

nishinoya shifts his hips, thrusting just a bit quicker. tanaka's eyes flash open as he moans, loud. a gasp of a moan, back arching. he begs, words flying out of his mouth. "harder, fast, please, yuu, I need."

nishinoya shushes him with a kiss. nishinoya feels so wet at the moans, a heat starting in his belly at the gorgeous sounds tanaka makes.

tanaka moans into nishinoya's mouth. gasps and groans all for nishinoya to hear.

nishinoya moans, unable to help himself. he can only imagine what tanaka must feel like. how tight tanaka is, how he tightens everytime nishinoya bites his neck.

tanaka gasps, moaning loud. his free hand- the other one still tightly intertwined with nishinoya's- scrambles, digging his nails into noya's back.

"I'm close, fuck, yuu please," tanaka begs, voice loud and needy.

it must suck to be nishinoya's neighbors right now.

a kiss to tanaka's cheek and a hand on his cock and tanaka's done.

he comes, back arched off the bed, cum splattering across his chest. nishinoya watches, amazed, his hips almost stop completely until tanaka whines and nishinoya remembers himself. he works tanaka through the orgasm until he's shaking.

tanaka breathes hard as nishinoya slowly pulls out, peppering tanaka's face with kisses.

"again?" tanaka asks, voice weak.

"now?" nishinoya replies, excited.

"you didn't come." tanaka pouts.

nishinoya kisses tanaka rough, mostly teeth and tongue. "of course we can go again."

#read more bc this ended up longer than intended #noya gets a noise complaint #hq #tananoya #bex thoughts

[gold-light]

secret | t.k

Pairing: Tsukishima x gn!reader

Word Count: 505

Warnings: suggestive content

Summary: #13 off this prompt list

The team sat around a table in the restaurant they would always celebrate at after a big game. They sat in a closed off room from the rest of the restaurant due to the countless noise complaints they’ve received during past visits.

At one end of the table was Hinata and Kageyama, screaming at each other over what used to be a constructive compliment about a play in the match, but somehow became a screaming match about which boy was smarter. Asahi sat beside them, head in his hands, regretting the comment he made that caused this outburst. Ennoshita was trying to interject between the two younger boys, but had absolutely no luck. 

On the other side of the table was Noya and Tanaka in a heated debate on who had a better chance with Kiyoko. Suga chimed in every once in a while with little comments that lit the match to the fire, causing the volume of the debate to match the argument on the other side of the table, Daichi watched as he sat back in his chair, shaking his head slightly with a smirk on his face, just watching the chaos of his team. 

In between the two groups was Yamaguchi and Yachi, quietly whispering to each other. Even with the sparse lighting in the room, there was a visible hue of red spread across the two introvert’s cheeks as they talked about the chaos ensuing around them.

Finally, there was Tsuki and you (the co-manager) sitting across from Yachi and Yamaguchi. It appeared that the two of you were silently watching the team on both sides of you screaming at each other. At least that’s what everyone thought. 

Your hand slowly moved its way from the spot where your comfortably rested it on Tsuki’s knee further up to his thigh. His leg instinctively twitched at this, and you could feel the look he shot you. Paying no attention to the daggers shooting into the side of your head, you engaged in playing along with Suga as you moved your hand dangerously close to his clothed cock. You could hear a sharp inhale of breath, and out of the corner of your eye, you saw Tsuki’ hand grip the fork he was holding tight enough that it was shaking.

You left your hand there for a minute, almost forgetting it was there while you were now invested with Noya and Tanaka’s debate. However, your attention was quickly brought back to the situation at hand when a quiet but rough voice whispered right into your ear. 

“You’re so in for it when we get home” Tsukki almost growled. You withdrew your hand in shock at the sudden statement that left your secret boyfriends lips. Your eyes quickly scanned the table to see if any of the team saw the interaction between the two of you, but they were all to busy yelling at each other. 

What everyone failed to notice was that now your cheeks glowed a deep red, matching the two of the pair in front of you.

#tsukishima kei #haikyuu tsukishima #tsukishima x reader #haikyuu x reader

[curtsycream]

Hair Day

Dyeing Noya and Yama’s hair while cutting Tanaka’s hair

This idea received the most requests on the survey I put out a few days ago. Honestly this fic makes me soft and hits me in the feels. The reader is Non-Binary since that’s my personal default since I’m non-binary. But if you want to request a certain gender for future fics my asks are always open.

TanaNoyaMoto x Non-binary!Reader

It was Saturday morning and after a few hours of watching horror movies together Yū whined. Y/N’s attention drawn to their overly cute boyfriend as he looked over at them. “What’s wrong bubba?”

“My blonde is fading,” he responds while tugging on the faded blonde strands.

“I thought you were going to do that yesterday? Why didn’t you?”

Shrugging his shoulders at Ryuu’s words he sits up from laying across Taketora’s lap. “I didn’t feel like dyeing it since I still had a term paper to finish. Now I don’t even feel like dyeing it myself anymore.”

Looking over at Yū from Ryuu’s lap Y/N chuckles, “If you want I can dye your hair, I’ve gotten good at dyeing hair since I used to do Kenma’s.”

Nodding in agreement Taketora confirms their statement, “They used to dye my hair as well and it would always turn out right.”

Pretending to consider the offer Yū agrees to having his partner dye his hair. While he was agreeing Taketora admitting to wanting his hair dyed as well. Leading to Ryuu complaining before asking if you could cut his hair. Which lead to your predicament now with gloves on while Yū sits in front of you.

Grasping the shorter male’s hair in your hands you begin to dye his hair. The sound of music filling in the silence that didn’t seem to last as Taketora and Ryuu started talking or yelling. After dyeing the blonde locks of hair on Yū head you call Taketora into the bathroom. Rushing into the room he takes the spot between your legs were Yū once sat.

“GUESS NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYYY!” Ryuu sang out walking into the bathroom as Yū clapped along to the theme song’s beat. Laughing at their antics Y/N starts to dye Taketora’s Mohawk.

“Do you guys even know the rest of the song?”

Pretending to ponder Y/N’s words Ryuu shakes his head before repeating that line again. This time Taketora joined Yū when it came to the clapping. You couldn’t help but laugh as they switched to singing different Disney theme songs. Soon you joined in singing at the top of your lungs alongside your boyfriends.

You guys would surely get complaints in the morning but that didn’t matter now. Once you finished Taketora’s hair you grabbed the hair clippers before telling Ryu to come here. The process of shaving his hair was easy considering it didn’t grow out too much.

“S to the I to the M to the P!”

“Then maybe you can be moving like me. Step right over and watch me put it down. Squirrels!”

“Squirrels!”

Let’s just say after you finished your boyfriends’ hair you ended up having a karaoke night. Which was soon followed by noise complaints in the morning.

Taglist

@officialfictionalwreck

#haikyuu x reader #poly!haikyuu #poly!reader #tanaka ryuunosuke #yamamoto taketora #yū nishinoya #haikyuu #nishinoya x y/n #tanaka x reader #tananoyamoto #yamamoto x reader #nonbinary reader

[yamag00ps]

the morning after

pairing: yamaguchi x reader

genre: best friends to lovers

contains: even more fluff, slightly suggestive/nsfw

word count: 1.8k

summary: yamaguchi already cannot get enough of you and tries to keep you from leaving your room (as long you'll let him, of course)

note: surprise! I truly did not plan on writing a part 2 to this but I'm happy with the way it turned out. here’s part 1. p.s. I listened to theme of ms. okudera from the your name soundtrack the entire time I wrote this and I highly suggest playing it in the background while reading it b/c I think it makes everything sweeter :-)

You woke to the sweet sound of birds chirping and the feel of an arm draped over your bare waist, his grip just as tight as the first time he held you — as if he was afraid he’d lose you if he lightened his hold on you even a little. A soft orange glow painted the room as you replayed the night before in your head. Evidence of the newfound intimacy you’ve found with your best friend appeared in the purple marks scattered on your neck and your chest, he had a few of his own as well. His head lay on your chest and you smiled at his light snores, your fingers brushing through his hair.

Tilting your head to get a better look at him, you stared in adoration still having a hard time grasping the turn of events. You can’t remember ever feeling so content in your life.

You thought back to last night when you opened your door to find exactly who you were leaving your room for at 3am in the first place. You hadn’t planned on confessing though. You just couldn’t sleep and decided to go bother your best friend. He beat you to it, but he didn’t know that. As if on cue, Yamaguchi stirred and pulled you closer.

“Hi sleepyhead,” you whispered.

“Mmm. What time is it?” he groaned and shifted his position so he could bury his face into your neck, not wanting to face the new day yet.

“Too early. I think we only slept for like 3 hours.” You closed your eyes again and continued to massage his head with one hand, the other hand rubbing the arm wrapped around you.

“Hm, I wonder why,” he mused. You rolled your eyes and lightly smacked his arm. He chuckled and lazily peppered kisses onto your neck.

“Hey! This is your fault Mr. Pacing-outside-of-my-room-at-3am.”

“Shhhhhhhhh,” He put a finger over your lips in a shushing motion. You giggled and lightly bit his finger. “No more biting,” he mumbled, “only I can do that.”

Your laugh turned into a groan as you said, “Actually no, you can’t. No more from you. God, I don’t know how I’m gonna hide these from everyon--”

“Then don’t,” you felt him grin against your neck as his arm returned to its place around your waist.

“Tadashi, I’m serious!” You pouted and smacked his arm again, though you couldn’t stop the smile creeping onto your face.

“So am I!” he laughed and lifted himself up onto his forearms, moving to hover over you. Yamaguchi was never one to be openly possessive over you, but he couldn’t deny the ego-boost he got just from knowing he was the one to leave those marks on you. He finally opened his eyes fully, and boy was he happy he did. Seeing your dreamy state with your bed hair sprawled out onto the pillow felt like a dream. You looked so delicate under him, he was almost afraid to put any of his weight on you.

You rubbed the sides of his arms as he studied you, taking the time to memorize every detail in front of him for future reference (not like he’d ever forget). A blush crept onto your cheeks as his eyes roamed over every one of your features. His eyes trailed from your eyes, to your nose, to your lips, then down to your neck and your chest currently littered with the bruises he left.

“Wait, do they hurt?” he frowned a bit, lightly touching them. You jokingly hissed at his touch, pretending to shy away in pain. The second you noticed the horror on his face you laughed loudly. “I’m just kidding!” you said between laughs while holding his pouty face.

His eyebrows furrowed in annoyance and he purposely dropped his entire body on top of yours, earning a grunt from you. You continued to laugh as he hid his face into your neck again, stubbornly biting you again.

“Ow! Tadashi, you’re heavy!” you whined.

“I don’t care. That was mean.”

“If you’re so mad, why are you snuggling into me?” you poked at his sides, still giggling.

He stayed silent but you felt a small smirk against your neck. Your hand found the nape of his neck, playing with his hair again.

“So I can do this.” His hands met both of your sides as he tickled you mercilessly.

Suddenly you were shrieking and laughing, trying to escape his hold.

“No!!!!” You used both arms to still one of his, while his other hand continued tickling you.

“T- Tada-Tadashi p-plea-please! PLEASE,” a mix of your laughter and screams leaving you breathless.

You remained helpless until there was a sudden banging on your door. The both of you froze completely, expecting a noise complaint.

“Oi, oi, oi! Go easy on her Yamaguchi, you dog!!!” Noya yelled. Tanaka and Hinata howled with laughter. You gasped and covered your face with your hands. Yamaguchi blushed furiously as he shook his head and crawled back to hide his face in your neck again, the crook of your neck quickly becoming his new favorite spot.

“Wait, what?!” This time Yaku spoke up, shock evident in his tone. “Yamaguchi, Y/N-san, I hope you were safe!” You rolled your eyes at Hinata’s stupid giggles.

“Dear god,” you whispered, begging for everyone to just go downstairs and mind their business.

Yamaguchi groaned and yelled, “Shut up!” Their laughter only continued and eventually faded. However, the two of you smiled at one another anyway, too smitten to be annoyed for long.

Feeling a grumble in your stomach, you patted his back. “Let’s go eat, bub.” He reluctantly moved off of you, allowing you to get up, put your robe on and open the blinds.

“Wait!” He took your hand and pulled you towards him, sitting on the edge of the bed.

“You haven’t kissed me once yet this morning,” he pouted. Your heart clenched at his neediness. You loved it.

“Last night wasn’t enough?” you teased and stood between his legs.

“Not at all.”

Holding his head in both of your hands, your lips met his. You smiled into the kiss before deepening it. It started out slowly and gently until his hands began caressing your thighs. His kisses became hungrier and he grabbed both of your legs and pulled you onto his lap. This greediness was so unlike him, but neither of you cared. He was so, so lost in you.

You broke the kiss and sighed, his lips immediately attaching themselves to your jawline and your neck instead.

“‘Dashi, I’m hungry.” Though, you did nothing to stop him. One arm tightly wrapped around your waist while his other hand continued to rub your sides and your legs.

“I am too,” he agreed, breakfast clearly not on his mind. The growl from your stomach spoke for you, throwing you into fits of giggles. He laughed through his nose, still refusing to let you go.

Grabbing his face once again, you pecked his lips and moved back to lock eyes with him. He melted into your touch like putty. He was in a daze. Everything in him was begging you to stay in bed with him all day, not wanting to leave your room, fearing the reality of the world outside of your door. In here, you were all his and there was nothing that could take you from him. He was being selfish, but he felt that he had a right to be after having loved you for ten years now.

As if you could read his mind, you whispered, “Psst, I love you.” He closed his eyes at this, mentally keeping a recording of that for the times he inevitably would have his doubts. You both knew he was not the most confident person in the world, meaning that a relationship with him was going to require a lot of reassurance on your end. You didn’t mind this. The idea of reminding Yamaguchi how much you love him for the rest of your life made your heart swell.

You kissed him again, slowly and sensually before you pulled away and began peppering light kisses all over his face. “And there is much,” kiss “much,” kiss “much,” kiss “more,” kiss “where that came from,” you smirked. Desperate, he latched his lips to yours once more. You mindlessly grinded your hips into his and a groan erupted from his throat. Before his tongue could meet yours, you pulled away, leaving him a whining mess. “Later,” you winked and stood up, swiftly dodging his swipe before he could pull you back in.

“You’re so mean.”

“Maybe Tsukishima’s rubbing off on me,” you snickered. He smiled and rolled his eyes at the mention of his best friend’s name. He wondered if Tsukki already knew about the two of you; he wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in the house did. Regardless, he could already see the smug look on his face saying I told you so.

Yamaguchi watched you from his place on the edge of the bed, so utterly and deeply in love. As you roamed around your room getting ready for the day, his heart warmed at the domesticity of the scene.

“Tadashi?” You questioned. He was too dazed to realize you asked him a question.

“Let’s use the canoes on the lake today,” you beamed and he returned your smile.

You smiled warmly as he walked up to you, hugging you from behind in front of the mirror. You leaned into him as he lowered his head to press a kiss onto your shoulder.

“This. Everyday.” Another shoulder kiss. “I want this everyday,” he locked eyes with yours through the mirror’s reflection.  

You don’t know why that was all the convincing you needed to stay in your room a bit longer. Ignoring how hungry you were, you suddenly turned and crashed your lips into his.

“Okay maybe breakfast can wait,” you mumbled against his lips. Yamaguchi grinned ear to ear and wasted no time picking you up and jumping back into bed with you.

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Once the two of you finally stepped into the kitchen around half an hour later, you were immediately met with howls and applause. Bokuto reached for a high-five only for his arm to be smacked away as you made your way to the fridge.

“Mannn, who would’ve thought!” Sugawara beamed.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, OKAY we got it,” you rolled your eyes, both of you shaking your heads at the relentless teasing. As you poured yourself a glass of orange juice, you looked up just in time to catch Yamaguchi smugly accepting a knuckle punch from Kuroo as he took a seat. You gaped at him across the kitchen island, Kuroo keeling over in laughter. Yamaguchi cheekily winked at you, his newfound confidence exuding off of him.

Deep down, you both knew it was all worth the teasing because the two childhood best friends, notorious for their honesty, were no longer keeping secrets. If everyone knew, then so be it.

All that mattered to Yamaguchi was that you knew that he loved you.

You loving him back was a major bonus.

#yamaguchi tadashi #yamaguchi x reader #yamaguchi fluff #yamaguchi x you #yamaguchi tadashi x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #childhood friends to lovers #haikyuu suggestive #hq yamaguchi

[frogtanii]

hq boys as the crimes they’d commit

warnings: CRIMES, crackfic, probably many typos idk i’m so tired lmaooo, cursing, drinking ??? idfk 😩💦

an: and i did this for what?? inspired by hq hcs royalty @sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock (AJSKSJ SORRY FOR TAGGING Y’ALL IF YOU SEE THIS, IT IS DEF NOT UP TO PAR W Y’ALLS WORKS ILY)

karasuno

sawamura daichi- insurance fraud!! somehow this is such a dad crime to commit?? dadchi didn’t try (dumb excuse, how do you accidentally commit insurance fraud smh) to commit insurance fraud but at one point in his late-thirties, he was very very broke and was already working as much as possible so, he decided to fake an ankle injury, as you do, and filed a bunch of claims which made him bank. daichi kept doing it until he was able to quit one of his jobs and buy himself a really nice suit and a rolex (uhhh 🥵). he somehow never got caught tho and to this day, none of his friends know how he was able to afford a tesla on a cop’s salary (sorry daichi but acab 😔✨)

sugawara kōshi- child abandonment!! ok you can try and fight me on this but i feel in my bones that suga absolutely despises children. he can tolerate ages 10+ but anything younger than that, he will punt them into the next dimension. the thing is, people just assume he likes kids because of how good he is with his team which is why his aunt begged him to babysit his nephew taro. taro was being an absolute brat when suga took him out for the day and he was 👉👈 this close to snapping. he put taro down for like 3 seconds to pay for their ice cream and when he turned back, the demon spawn was gone. he panicked, running around the park looking for taro when it turns out, taro was just bent down behind the bench. some random karen called the police and suga has never craved murder more.

nishinoya yuu- arson!! you CANNOT tell me nishinoya doesn’t have a ~murder~ playlist that he listens to to get himself hype (me too noya, me too). one night, he got a lil too hype listening to start a riot by duckwrth and watching demolition videos on youtube. he snuck out of his house to an empty shed like 30 minutes away and maybe... lit it on fire while genocide by lil darkie played on a speaker nearby. what he did NOT anticipate was the absolute size of the fire so he freaked out and called the firefighters who promptly called the police. he didn’t want to get grounded so he called daichi to bail him out. daichi still told noya’s parents 😔.

tanaka ryūnosuke- vandalism!! tanaka had been on alt tiktok and saw a group of cool friends spray painting an abandoned building. he thought “that’s cool, lemme do that!” but then he realized he had no friends (AHDGS JK I LOVE TANAKA). he asked nishinoya who was grounded from the arson incident and he knew he definitely couldn’t ask daichi, suga, asahi, or enoshita so he decided to go it alone. that proved to be a MASSIVE mistake. he got the supplies, arrived to the building of his choice (thanks saeko :3), and decided to spray paint a huge p3ni5 in bright red paint. he finished “successfully” and zoomed back home. what he didn’t realize with his two-and-a-half braincells is that he signed his glorious piece with his full name. the cops were at his house the next morning...🧍

hinata shoyō- forgery!! hinata did NOT think that forgery was even a crime. how was he supposed to know that he wasn’t allowed to copy his mom’s signature on a permission form! all he wanted was to go to an overnight training camp 😿

kageyama tobio- attempted murder!! kageyama swears it sounds worse than was and he is absolutely incorrect. what happened was so much worse. he and hinata were having a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest underwater (you can’t tell me they haven’t done some dumbass shit like this) and kageyma lost almost instantly (he has the tiny lungs of an asthmatic). he didn’t want hinata to notice so he held hinata’s head under the water for like 10 seconds. suga walked in though, saw hinata thrashing around in the water and immediately called the police. kageyama never forgave him.

tsukishima kei- cyberbullying!! first of all, i had no idea you could get arrested for cyber bullying!? that being said, neither did tsukishima who spent 80% of his time making fun of people online (and on his real account!! bold). eventually one of the people he bullied (hinata) reported him on instagram and his very lame account was deleted (pls don’t bully people online 😤).

yamaguchi tadashi- shoplifting!! andjksh this is so funny because this scenario has happened to me and i can just SEE this happening to poor tadashi. yamaguchi gets super late night cravings (and usually tsukki will walk with him at like 3 am 🥺 nEWAYS) so he’ll sneak out and walk to the mini-mart near his house. one night, he was so tired but also super hungry so he went onto his nightly routine and basically sleepwalked into the store. he picked out his favorite chips and candy bar (which are sour cream&onion lays and milky ways in case you were wondering 😌✨) and just... walked out the store without paying. the store clerk was mysteriously missing so yamaguchi made it all the way home, ate half the bag of chips and passed out without realizing what he’d done. once he did, he cried for 2 hours straight.

nekoma

kuroo tetsurō- telemarketing fraud!! kuroo originally did telemarketing fraud as a joke?? like he was trying to prank call someone pretending that they had lost their information and they actually gave it to him??? he was mildly concerned but even more excited. he did it over and over again but he never used the info for anything. to this day, kuroo literally has a notebook full of credit card numbers and bank account passwords but he refuses to use it because he believes it’s ✨wrong✨(but it isn’t wrong to take all that information in the first place under false pretenses, not realizing that once people find out, they are forced to close credit cards and accounts but go off self righteous king). once he brought the book up to kenma and he offered to sell it on the dark web. now kuroo feels less bad about what he’s done! :D

kozume kenma- computer crime!! pfttt this one seems kinda obvious but what do you expect from kenma :). he spends so much time on the internet, he’s definitely picked up some less than legal skills that still help him now 👀. kenma did little mini crimes like getting into other people’s wifi but his crowning achievement was when he hacked into the minneapolis pd website and had it so when you opened the page, a black lives matter screen came up. he never told anyone that it was him who did it but he thinks it’s the best he’s ever done.

yaku morisuke- racketeering!! yaku, the feral king, ran an underground gambling ring in the basement of nekoma (do they have basements?? who knows! i don’t!) during his third year. the only reason it didn’t get shut down was because coach nekomata took a portion of yaku’s profits whenever he won (which was literally all the time). everyone on the team has lost money to him which is why they never play with him anymore. they won’t even let yaku play monopoly 😔.

haiba lev- indecent exposure!! poor lev’s head is so empty, he tends to fall for whatever pranks his senpai’s do to him. this time kuroo had somehow convinced him that in order to grow his schlong, he had to run outside naked for 10 minutes because the moonlight had special growing properties. lev was a lil scared ngl because he was already superrr tall and didn’t need to grow his height (or his dick ((boy is hung)) but poor lev is insecure) but he did it anyway. long story short, an old woman saw him parading around the neighborhood naked and called el policia. 0/10 dick did NOT grow and had to spend a night in jail naked 😿

aoba johsai

oikawa tōru- prostitution!! KAKKAKA iwazumi made fun of oikawa for being so shitty and said that he couldn’t pick up anyone if he tried. flattykawa took this as a personal challenge and went out onto the street, asking people if they’d have sex with him. with the way he was asking (and the way he was dressed), people assumed he was a paid w h o r e and someone eventually reported him. iwazumi had to pick oikawa up from the station- he never let him live this one down.

iwaizumi hajime- battery!! it wasn’t technically battery but oikawa is a lil bitch and overreacts (at least in his words -_-). the amount of times iwa-chan has beat the absolute shit out of oikawa is uNREAL. he just can’t handle the stupidity sometimes so he just smacks the crap outta him. not for real for real but the way oikawa reacts, you’d think a murder was occurring. one time, shittykawa screeched so loud, they got a noise complaint -_- hajime hates it in these streets.

matsukawa issei & hanamaki takahiro- conspiracy!! issei and hiro have a secret blog where they discuss conspiracy theories and such but one day, hiro found an article that explained how jfk’s death was an inside job. he sent it to issei who began to theorize how HE’D do it. that devolved into a massive thread on their blog of how’d they murder a president which blew up and caught the attention of the cia who sent the a letter telling them to quietly delete the blog. they did because they were terrified but they kept the letter and now it’s framed in issei’s apartment.

kyōtani kentarō- assault!! baby is an angry little boy but for all the right reasons. he was at a bar (when he’s all grown up, duh) and he spotted an absolute drunk creep hitting on a girl who clearlyyyy did not reciprocate his feelings. kyōtani, being the respectful king that he is, went over to the guy, pulled him by the jacket and beat. the. shit. out of him. while the bartender was happy with the fact that the creep was out, he was not impressed with the damage to his bar. he just sent kyōtani out who casually adjusted his leather jacket and rings, and hopped on his motorcycle to ride away into the night. i am the FATTEST simp for this man ONG 🥴

shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi- stalking!! poor ushijima has no idea how intimidating he can be. he was on a train late at night after practice and the woman sitting across from him left her purse sitting on the seat. being the gentleman that he is, he took the purse and followed her to return it. the only problem is that the closer he got, the faster she ran and when he tried to speak (yknow with his scary, deep, baritone voice), the woman screeched and called the cops on him because he was a “strange, big man who was following her home.” when the police showed up, ushijima was painfully confused and just held up this tiny ass purse in his massive hands. the cops laughed.

tendō satori- ???!! no one knows what crimes (or how many 😳) tendō has committed but each of his teammates have different ideas- ushijima: “i don’t believe tendou is capable of committing any sort of felony. well, maybe murder”; semi: “of COURSE he’s capable of crimes??! do you know how many times i’ve seen him come into the dorm with a suspicious stain of red on his sweater?? *shudders* if i end up dead, tendō did it...” in actuality, the only crime tendō has committed is ~drugs~ but he’s not bouta tell his friends that.

goshiki tsutomu- would be a VICTIM!! my baby tsutomu would NEVER commit a crime!!! i love this man with my everything and the only crime he’s committed is being too damn cute 😤🥺

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #hq hcs #hq headcanons #crack fic #tsukishima kei #daichi sawamura #sugawara kōshi #ushijima headcanons #tendou satori #goshiki tsutomu #kyotani kentaro #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #iwazumi hajime #oikawa torū #haiba lev #yaku morisuke #kenma kozume #kuroo tetsurou #yamaguchi tadashi #hinata shōyō #haikyuu kageyama #nishinoya yuu #haikyuu tanaka #shiritorizawa #karasuno #aoba johsai #nekoma

[sinkix]

☆ Haikyuu!! │ Boys as your roommate HC’S │ Ft Nishinoya, Akaashi, Oikawa & Hinata ☆

Okay this is a small little shit post idea that I had and it’s 2am SO it’s high-key messy and chaotic but HEY when am I not? I swear I’ll sleep after this I promise.

E N J O Y ~ <3

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Nishinoya: 

SO!!!! FUCKING!!!1 LOUD!!!11!!

AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.

definitely blasts music first thing in the morning to get hype so be prepared for that.

y’all definitely have a designated day for movie nights and just overall vibing.

Often drags you to volleyball practise with him bc why not

both of y’all hate cleaning so it’s usually just a chaotic mess

but you both know where everything is so like whats the point in cleaning up???

can and will wake you up at random hours in the night

literally it will be 3am and he will come into your room and ask you the meaning of life or a cheesy pick up line he read on ifunny.

not even kidding.

sometimes you both end up crashing together bc you spend nearly all night playing video games and talking.

so again, expect random poking and prodding in the middle of the night for more nonsensical questions

when he sleeps though, he’s out like a LIGHT

homeboy fucking SNORES

SO. DAMN. LOUD

it’s actually really cute

rolling slumber

you get to see hair-down noya a lot and its *chef kiss*

will always cheer you up after a bad day and sometimes leaves little notes lying on the kitchen counter as motivation.

is your hype man for when your picking out outfits for the day or an important event/party. 

actually has really good taste in fashion??? so you know you can always trust his input.

you mostly eat out or order in because neither of you can cook for shit.

the last time you both attempted the kitchen nearly went up in flames.

just kidding, it did.

 never have you been so grateful for the invention of fire extinguishers. 

some got in noya’s hair and it looked so scuffed lol.

Akaashi:

such a chill rooomate, my god.

you spend most evenings on the couch just watching shows or talking about your day, akaashi is a straight up vibe machine and his presence is v soothing.

a really good cook?? so it’s always a nice surprise when you come home and dinner is already made

remembers all your favourite foods and meals so if he senses you’re down he will make them for you.

fuckin angel bro I swear.

most of the time you just eat in comfortable silence or you’ll listen to akaashi talk about the team.

he’s usually your alarm clock since he wakes up around the same time as you and being the responsible boi he is always makes sure to wake you up too.

bless his soul

sometimes you’ll have little jam out sessions if one or both of you are feeling sad

instantly 1000x better

aside from being the occasional goof he’s honestly pretty quiet for the most part

sometimes you’ll forget he’s at home and just bust out the weirdest moves or start talking to yourself and he’ll walk in the room like ????? you good ?????

he’s caught you several times just narrating your inner monologue 

definitely teases you about it

like he’ll just quote a random thing you had mumbled to yourself before just to see you squirm

low-key a little shit lmao

he is pretty tidy and has no problems cleaning up so the house is usually orderly and clean, you both take turns doing chores and pitch in to do your part

sometimes he’ll tease you if you forgot to do the dishes but then go and do them himself

so cute man ihefjwjkfkjef

sometimes y’all will clean together and just dance to music around the house while doing so

sometimes bokuto drops by and all calm atmosphere is instantly shattered but it’s okay bc he’s babi and you appreciate the hype atmosphere he brings.

well, maybe not akaashi bc he has to deal with it 24/7 but still 

you and bokuto get on v well so he makes more frequent visits now and you three will go out to eat or just sit and watch volleyball tournaments on TV. 

sometimes bokuto will make you both re watch their old matches, screaming “YOU SEE THAT AKAASHIIIIIII??!!11″ 

“yes bokuto-san.”  

aside from that just an overall very chill household.

Oikawa:

such a little shit lmao

will wake you up by throwing a pillow at your head screaming “WAKE UP (Y/N)-CHAN!!!!!” at the top of his lungs

like tooru sis it’s 7am

Sometimes you’ll drop by practise in the evening to bring snacks and walk him home

he goes all soft and makes sure to be extra nice that night

y’all are hella close and tell each other EVERYTHING

Iwazumi appreciates you SO much bc ur able to tame Oikawa’s occasionally bratty and snarky attitude so it’s less work for him.

there’s a rumour you’re dating but neither of you have addressed it bc you both find it funny.

and idk maybe you are ??? not even you two know at this point

his fangirls get hella jealous whenever you show up lolololol.

oikawa can KIND of cook

and by kind of i mean just throw shit in the oven for like 30 min and bone apple teeth.

so you usually just go to restaurants or do basic cooking

it’s always hella fun cooking with oikawa 

sometimes you’ll buy those ready-made kid baking sets to make some brownies with minimal effort

this bitch will always flick the fucking spoon at you

then SWIPE IT OFF UR CHEEK AND EAT IT

he always flashes his signature wink, sticking out his tongue.

you just sigh and hope he gets salmonella.

speaking of sickness, once oikawa got a cold

you stayed off the day to look after him and he was SO. FUCKIN. DEMANDING.

“(Y/N)-chaannn!!! make me porridge!” 

“(y/N)-ChAAAaNn! can i have some medicine.”

“(YYYy/nNnNn)-ChAAAaaANNNn give me attention.”

ofc u gave it to him bc how can u say no

 was actually very grateful and kind to you with zero bratty behaviour so u like sick oikawa.

his normal self too, but you’ll never tell him that.

Hinata: 

LOUD????

not as bad as nishinoya, like he’ll have his quiet moments but still

VERY?? LOUD??? 

it’s hard to be in a bad mood around him honestly so you always look forward to going home and seeing his smiling face

sunshine™ here to brighten ur day

you’re usually the one that has to wake him up bc let’s face it he’s hopeless at being organised and getting up on time.

he was always used to Natsu waking him up so now you’re basically Natsu 2.0 in this regard.

you usually have to resort to shaking him vigorously for like 2 mins until he actually gets up.

once you deadass poured the water over his head that was sitting on his nightstand bc he refused to get up

needless to say he was far more willing after that

you 100% have karaoke sessions together in the morning  and belt the lyrics out, attempting to sync but failing miserably.

maybe you’ll get a record deal one day who knows

Hinata can and will give you a hug and motivational speech before you walk out the door

you often have to fix his appearance before he leaves

his shirt is usually tucked in at a weird angle or hella crumpled

his hair too, like you’ll have to flatten down extra wild strands since he usually forgets to brush it before heading out the door

bitch gets toothpaste marks EVERYWHERE 

like pretty much every place except his fuckin mouth lmao

you sometimes show up to practise to surprise him and he always gets extra hype after that since you offer to pay for food afterward.

y’all like taking late night walks in the park

boy gets scared easily though so prepare for him to leap in your arms like a scene from scooby-doo

definitely have a lot of late night convos, some really stupid and some surprisingly deep.

he’s actually a very thoughtful and layered person?? like under that chaotic and disorganised persona 

don’t even get me started on cooking.

you REFUSE to let him anywhere near the kitchen 

so you usually end up doing the food prep or again y’all just eat out

You both watch volleyball games on TV often and get HYPE AS HELL and yell at the TV vvv loud

once you actually received a noise complaint.

sometimes Kags will drop by because he left something at practise that Hinata had picked up for him.

you and Kags get on pretty well tbh like you both respect each other

he has no idea how you can live with Hinata and often refers to you as a saint

but who wouldn’t want to live with this bby ball of sunshine?

#hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #akaashi keiji #nishinoya yuu #hinata shoyo #oikawa toru #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines

[rainydaytoad]

Noya but feisty 😈

Pairing: Yū Nishinoya x (Name)

Warning: nsfw, dom/sub, switch Noya, gender neutral

Word count: it short I’ll say that  

a/n: I know I’ve been gone for a while, but I kinda lost the motivation to write. But I’m back and gradually I’ll try to write more. And I want to thank everyone who’s looks and reads my blog, even if it’s just for the incorrect quotes I write from time to time. Thank you from the bottom of my heart💕. Cheesy I know but still. I do have a few things in the works for you guys that maybe coming 🔜…. So keep an eye out. I’m working on some character x y/n drawings and videos for you guys to enjoy 😉. Have a nice day or night when ever you read this. Please take this as compensation for my missing time.

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Noya when in dom mode is fast paced and somewhat rough, he doesn’t have a good sense of rhythm (gets better with time though, only a little bit)

But when he gets into it OH LORD he gets into it.

When he’s either the dom or sub doesn’t matter both of you were having bruises, and probably a noise complaint.

He’s the loudest out of both you guys. He’s gonna make many weird noises.

When domming noya is going to make some guttural animalistic noises, it the opposite when subbing hight pitch inhuman almost alien noises (he might sound a bit like his voice is on helium when he’s moaning).

He’s going to make some of the loudest noises you will ever hear. When both of you guys are going at it he’s not going to talk much instead your going to be able to hear his passion and affection for ya through moaning, whimpering, sighing etc.

When talking does occur he’s only going to speak a few words at best, right beside your ear in a hush tone.

Your going to be able to feel the love in the moment with him as cheesy as it sounds.

#haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #noya x you #nishinoya x y/n #haikyuu nishinoya #nishinoya yuu #nishinoya hcs #nishinoya x reader #haikyuu headcanons #x reader #reader #y/n

[janellion]

writing masterlist

please note: i view requests as suggestions, and if i am not feeling inspired/don’t want to write to a request, i will not fulfill it. i write at my own pace and works will be finished as i have the time. thank you for reading

fluff 🌕 | angst 🌑 | suggestive 👀 | nsfw ❗️

H E A D C A N N O N S (multiple characters)

☽ what kind of music they listen to

daichi, kiyoko, suga, tsukishima, yachi, kuroo, iwaizumi, akaashi, bokuto, aone, futakuchi

☽ if the hq boys had dogs pt.1 pt.2

☽ taking care of your drunk!boyfriend 🌕

tsukishima, bokuto, kuroo, akaashi

☽ boyband!fukurodani 

bokuto, akaashi, konoha, washio

☽ hq boys horny in public and trying to get you to go home and help them ❗️

oikawa, iwaizumi, kuroo, tsukishima, bokuto, kuroo, akaashi

☽ songs the hq boys would fuck to 👀

daichi, sugawara, tsukishima, kageyama, oikawa, iwaizumi, kuroo, bokuto, akaashi, osamu, atsumu 

☽ hq boys getting interrupted by ads in their music while fucking 👀

daichi, noya, bokuto, kuroo, atsumu, iwaizumi) 

☽ hq boys with english names 

karasuno, nekoma, seijoh, fukurodani, shiratorizawa, inarizaki, date tech

☽ hq boys comforting an s/o who is physically affectionate 🌕

daichi, ushijima, akaashi, bokuto

K A R A S U N O

「 asahi 」

☼ vanilla twilight - owl city + asahi song hcs 🌕

「 daichi 」

☽ you are my favorite place to go (daichi x reader) 🌕

☽ beat me and maybe i’ll tell you (daichi x reader) 🌕

「 hinata 」

☼ comfort crowd - conan gray + hinata song hcs 🌕🌑

「 kageyama 」

☽ rainy day with kags (4 lexee) (kageyama x reader) 🌕

「 kiyoko 」

☼ pretty girl (kiyoko x reader) 🌕👀

「 suga 」

☽ happiest memory (sugawara x reader) 🌕

☽ my heart is buried in venice + suga song hcs 🌕

「 tsukishima 」

☼ dusk til dawn - zayn & sia | dirty laundry - dawn henley + tsukishima song hcs 🌕

☼ nobody compares to you - gryffin | need your love - gryffin + tsukishima song hcs 🌕

☼ affection - bass player!tsukishima x reader) fic preview 🌕🌑

「 ukai 」

☽ ukai + marking ❗️

N E K O M A

「 kai 」

☼ wherever you’re going, i want to go too (kai x reader) 🌕

「 kuroo 」

☽ perfect two - auburn + kuroo song hcs 🌕

S E I J O H

「 iwaizumi 」

☼ average size(?) (mattsun x f!reader x iwaizumi) ❗️

☼ everybody wants to rule the world - tears for fears + iwaizumi song hcs 🌕

☼ i’m with you (iwaizumi x gn!reader) 🌕

「 mattsun 」

☽ average size(?) (mattsun x f!reader x iwaizumi)❗️

F U K U R O D A N I

「 akaashi 」

☼ I.F.L.Y (akaashi x reader) 🌕👀

☼ glow in the dark stars (akaashi x gn!reader) 🌑

☼ better keep quiet (bokuto x reader x akaashi drabble)❗️

☼ karaoke bar hcs

「 bokuto 」

☽ just for you (bokuto x f! reader) ❗️

☽ glow in the dark stars (bokuto x gn!reader) 🌑

☽ better keep quiet (bokuto x f!reader x akaashi drabble)❗️

☽ noise complaints (bokuto x f!reader)❗️

☽ thoughts on bokuto + pegging ❗️

☽ karaoke bar hcs

「 konoha 」

☼ konoha x f!reader nsfw drabble❗️

O T H E R S (date tech, shiratorizawa)

「 aone 」

☽ quiet love (aone x reader)🌕

☽ i put the “ho” in nursing home: aone romantic nursing home hcs 🌕

「 ushijima 」

☼ the language of flowers (ushijima x reader) 🌕

☼ florist!ushijima hcs

↳ playlist masterlist

↳ navi

#haikyuu masterlist #haikyuu!! masterlist #hq masterlist #hq!! masterlist #janellion writes #janellion masterlist

[robo-writes-haikyuu]

Karasuno Boys - Drunk Headcanons

This was requested by an anon with a few of the karasuno boys, but I felt inspired to do all of them!

Asahi

the philosophical drunk - the type that always wants to have deep discussions about things like life, death, and philosophy

Overshares a lot of personal stuff

Sweet baby just wants someone to talk to, so he opens right up when he drinks.  

He gets really sentimental about stuff. Not like in a sad way, but he likes to reminisce about stuff

Always says stuff like “You know what I miss? [Insert trend from 5+ years ago that everyone forgot about]” or “How come nobody ever talks about ______?”

Starts a lot of conversations with “What do you think about [insert mind-blowing concept here]” 

Always an educational experience 

Stoners love him

Gets brutal hangovers. Poor bby suffers the next day 

Daichi

Everyone tries to get him drunk but he has a ridiculously high alcohol tolerance

Like he needs at least 3 drinks or so before he’s even buzzed

Once the drinks hit him he’s having a great time 

He’s more of a socializer than a partier.  He’ll sit down with you and get all chatty

gets a little forgetful. will probably ask the same question over and over again because he forgot he already asked it 

Tends to overdo it on shots 

Always ends up being the responsible one tho

Takes care of those who get too drunk even when he’s absolutely sloshed 

He’ll sit with you in the bathroom to make sure you’re ok. he’ll bring gatorade and crackers and stuff to settle your stomach

Usually the first one up the next day cleaning up and making breakfast for everyone. 

Sugawara

dangerously charming 

Super touchy-feely 

Gets really huggy with the boys, especially the third-years. 

If he’s sitting next to you he will rest head on your shoulder, maybe try to hold your hand or something

Will frequently try to walk by you to get to another room and gently place his hand on the small of your back as he slips by you. 

Will try to get you to dance with him. Nothing raunchy, but not purely innocent either

Will position himself either in front or behind you, place his hands on your hips and just move to the music with you. Might twirl you around and dip you

Tries to act all innocent like what are you talking about? ;) idk what you mean ;) we’re just dancing aha ;)

mf knows exactly what he’s doing 

Kageyama

party👏animal👏

Boy is so worked up all the time that when he actually has a couple drinks, he’s fucking wild lmao

Is definitely talked into doing all sorts of ridiculous shit that he would never even consider doing sober

Dance with Suga? Why not? 

Piggyback Hinata through a McDonald’s drive thru? Hell yea

Go streaking around the neighbourhood? Let’s gooooo

Gets super competitive at drinking games

Especially when playing beer pong against Noya and Tanaka 

Also gets terrible hangovers 

Hinata

LOL lightweight

Like a couple coolers in and he’s ready to go 

He’s honestly just himself but drunk. Idk how else to put it 

He’s super happy and energetic, and he gets really excited about stuff.  

Super clumsy. Always manages to break something 

Noya and Tanaka will get him to do a keg stand 

Definitely regrets it 

Terrible at drinking games but always wants to play them 

Doesn’t get too hungover the next day. Maybe has a headache or something.

Tanaka

He’s basically a frat boy lol 

Rowdy and loud as hell - pretty much everything you’d expect from him

Cranks up the music loud 

Has definitely gotten noise complaints from the neighbours 

drinking 👏 games👏

Especially beer pong and sociables 

did somebody say shots???????

Tries to get all of the first years completely hammed 

Eats SO MUCH

Like he’ll easily finish an entire bowl of cheetos by himself 

probably why he handles his liquor so well tbh

Will try to rope the first years into shenanigans

Always ends up losing his shirt at the end of the night 

Nishinoya

also a lightweight lol

He’s like a combination of Hinata and Suga

He’s flirty, but not smooth if that makes sense?

He’ll try out cheesy pick up lines on you (honestly, they probably work lmao)

He gets super impulsive. Like, even more so than when he’s sober 

Has a tendency to wander off 

Feeds off of Tanaka’s energy like when sober 

Also will try to get all of the first years absolutely hammed 

Also loves drinking games and will team up with Tanaka to play beer pong against everyone 

Most likely the one that gets too drunk and Daichi or Tanaka will have to look after him and put him to bed 

Tsukishima

Mouthy as hell

Will try to egg on Tanaka and Noya to get them to do crazy stuff

like “oh man. It’d be such a shame if somebody stole that shopping cart over there” 

Has zero filter. You can ask him just about anything and he’ll be 100% honest with you whether you like it or not

Is a lightweight but thinks he can handle his liquor

When he’s really drunk, he tries to act sober

He’ll be in denial that he’s drunk at all

He’ll be struggling to walk and Yams offers to help him but he insists he’s fine

“But Tsukki, you’re drunk.” “No, YOU’RE drunk.”

Doesn’t get hangovers and everyone hates it 

Yamaguchi

Super chill but hella giggly 

Kinda like Daichi in that he’s more of a socializer than a partier 

Will mostly be the one watching and recording shenanigans than participating in them

If he was ever nervous about talking to you before, he finds the courage now 

Will laugh at everything you say even if it isn’t that funny (protecc him at all costs pls)

Becomes a little more affectionate but still gets a little bashful

Super fun to tease omg (suga has a heyday with him) 

He’ll reciprocate innocent affection, but will get flustered the further you go 

You rest your head on his shoulder? He’ll return the favour by resting his head on yours 

You sit on his lap tho? His face is bright red and he giggles nervously 

#haikyuu #karasuno #asahi #daichi #suga #kageyama #hinata #tanaka #noya #nishinoya #tsukki #yamaguchi #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #hq #hq!! #hq hcs #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu!! hcs #drunk hcs #drunk headcanons #robos requests