#omg i forgot to tag crystal

[oscarlovesthesea]

Edwin Payne and Charles Rowland in the trailer for Dead Boy Detectives (Netflix, 2024)

+ bonus team:

#dead boy detectives #sandman universe #charles rowland #edwin payne #the sandman #i know that no one can agree on how to spell edwin's surname but netflix seems to be settling on payne so. #i just figured i might as well get my charles/edwin agenda going early y'know. #please Look At Them. thank you. I squeeze them. #neil gaiman #shut up oscar nobody cares #omg i forgot to tag crystal #crystal palace

[n0t-vzin1s]

bf!ranpo x gn!reader

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surprisingly

ranpo has been in a relationship

although he broke it off when it became too much work lol

so when you ask him out..

he refuses.

ELEVEN TIMES.

until finally he's like

"one date"

but that turns into you officially being his s/o

when he took you on your date, he took you to a candy shop, spent 92$, went to the park, ate all of it while playing 20 questions

yes i've thought about this

so everyone knows how he keeps candy at his desk?

he constantly shares with you

it's his gestures of love

but he refuses to share with anyone other than possibly kenji

speaking of love

he was the first one to say i love you

he just let it slip one day and was like

"ah, well, i already know you love me too so whatever"

when you sleep over at ranpo's apartment

you notice that there's a lot of night lights

and it doesn't take you long to realize he's afraid of the dark

ranpo needs constant attention

and if that isn't possible

constant praise.

he thinks highly of himself, and if you do as well?

he'll be damned, he feels like he's king of the goddamn world

ranpo constantly has you in his lap.

not even in that way

he just likes to know that you're RIGHT there

when you get in an argument

he's the first one to apologize

but he'll NEVER admit he was wrong

because was he? let's be real here

ranpo probably has a ten step skincare routine

he doesn't drink a lot of water

rather stuff with a lot of sugar

so you constantly have to remind him to drink water

ranpo is afraid of needles

so if he ever has to go to the dr

you bet your ass you have to go with him and hold his mf hand

the dr just looks at you like (´⊙ω⊙`)

ranpo isn't as extravagant as everyone else

but he is ROMANTIC

when he's feeling up to it i mean

i'm talking late night walks in the park!!

my standards are so low.

he'd probably ask poe to get the both of you stuck in one of his novels

LOVEZ watching crime shows with you hit ultimately ends up figuring out who the murder is

and then proceeds to scream at the tv for the next half hour

ending it with "i told you"

if you dare tell him that they can't hear him, you'll never hear the end of it.

you and ranpo probably adopt every stray cat on the streets you see

but sadly

you cannot keep all of them.

but you did keep two!!

this little tabby and her orange boyfriend who you begged ranpo not to split up

i feel like ranpo can paint and idk why

like water colours

before you got together, he painted you

and when he gave it to you, you were like "omg thank you so much"

and we're on the verge of tears because of how much you loved it

and that's when you asked him out

ranpo has a cat stuffed animal that fukuzawa gave him that he sleeps with

he also has a pit stuffed animal that yosano gave him

..and a cow that kenji gave him.

all in all, the entire agency gives him gifts constantly

he likes to watch your favourite shows with you but ends up falling asleep on your shoulder

ranpo carrie's crystals for good luck

on dates with you, he brought rose quartz (for love)

you have to remind him to eat healthy 90% of the time

also likes to watch interior decorating shows because he thinks he could do it better

his apartment looked like ass before you moved in

he's tried to eat the lava in lava lamps on more than one occasion

let's just say the hospital definitely knows who you are by now

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btw, anyone's free to send in a request! i love being able to do them :)

like six hours later and i'm just realizing i forgot to tag this

#ranpo x reader #ranpo headcanons #ranpo edogawa #bungou stray dogs ranpo #edogawa ranpo imagines #bsd headcanons #bsd x reader #bsd hcs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs headcanons

[cherrypeaking]

I FORGOT TO TAG CRYSTAL IN MY ASK BUT PLS DO SO TO KEEP HER IN TBE LOOP <3

OMG I MENTIONED HER BY INSTINCT BUT DIDNT TAG HER AAAAH 😭😭😭 @1004tyun mommy our lil moony is getting into her fearnot era 🥺

#crystal gem 💎 #moon <333

[vvasilisa]

SUNTIDE WILL WASH THE MORNING AIR  /  wind crawling over skin  /  ears will ache   /  sore pressure trails from nape to jaw  [should have brought a scarf]  was that the cold air though,  or was it the raising of discomfort around you  /  how quick stiffness settles -- stress brimming in your chest, this potent feeling,  it will surely result in heartburn  ;   chaos ensuing again.  with everyone being together like this,  you can feel it,  the pitting & obvious notion,  the onslaught of bickering that had been drowning a prior meeting, & a vase being thrown.  that tension is brewing.  ROTTING.   SOAKING IN 

zeke said it would be a good idea to have brunch as a group,  since there was a clear tension between CERTAIN MEMBERS.    sure,   get together, try & set these bonds back in place  /  ironic, how this felt more like splinting a torn off arm  /  setting a broken bone back in it’s skin  /  how vain to mend what is irrevocable  :  &  of course, that man didn’t attend this said union.  [of coooursseeee.]  How foolish  /   how silly  /  how dim you are,   you fell right into his trap.  &now,  you must sit,  mediate the table.  pieck;  ensure annie sits still /  ensure reiner does not poke & prod at such lose threads /  ensure porco or bertholdt does not feed the fire  /   ensure some sense of sanity is held.   ‘  since this is on zeke, order as much as you can.  ’   you try to joke,  you try to sound gleeful, & yet spite is dripping from your lips.      & so,  one by one you sit,   one by one you take a seat   ;   you sit between blondes  / armor & woman /  dividing such a pending doom.   & a boulder now resting on your gut  --  you taste it,  you can feel for the first time a hint of anxiety sprouting from a plot in your ribs  /  organs throbbing with anticipation  /  they might rapture with the slightest threat.   zeke should know this by now,  you can bury all the broken & ugly bones you want,  you can bury the hatchet, but erosion will soon expose it all.  & corrosion will take these bonds, eating  / devouring  /  biting, so famished  -- biting away at rusted & dirty blades / weapons -- they are so bent from war  /  wet too long from blood  /  too damage to fix [but they refuse to toss them away] hmm. 

‘  this will be so fun. ‘  a whisper,  such a flat cadence will hum  /   caught between teeth  /  so wide that smile casts  ;   was that amusement or dread just now?  hm.  annie, she was not the sour note in this melody, no  /  marcel & porco knew this as well.    Oh,   slate stare will sit over pair   ---  how the issue stemmed from reiner and berthold, & their lover's quarrel? again. & again.  how routine.  so shameless,   so outright   /   so crass -- so disgraceful-- [men are truly so trivial.]   & you close your eyes,   cheek resting to hand,  & you listen,     brothers will whisper & men will fumble over short chatter.  how awkward.  [ is there alcohol here.]   ‘ do you all know what you want?  ’

･ﾟgroup starter  ; @gerichteter​​​ & @gepanzrt​​ & @viivyre​​​ & @oncejaw​​​ 

#* warriors: thread. #snk / #・ﾟ 𝓿 ❛ SNK ━━━ MAIN. #[ i kept it short so we could build it or me or grim make it 3 k dsfgsgfgdsgf #kidding i also tagged in the order so hehe #but i forgot i would have to tag myself soooo #so bert. reiner. annie. pieck. marcel djsdjkfdskj #this thread is so dumb i love it already #i dunno what au this is but having marcel + post crystal annie and the warriors at one table is already asking for hell omg #im so hyped for this bs lmaooo #gerichteter #gepanzrt #viivyre #oncejaw #⎛ DEATH MADE ― A SHELL OF EVE. ⎠ ◦ ━━━ 〈 FINGER. P. ◞ IC.

[mobius-m-mobius]

The fantastic @llivingnextdoortoalice tagged me in this, thanks so much! :)

you can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to, so put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs

Mercury - Sufjan Stevens

Heartbeat - Scouting For Girls

Sugar Crystals - Airiel

โปรดเถิดรัก  -  COCKTAIL

I Think He Knows - Taylor Swift

Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy

Ten Feet Tall - Afrojack ft. Wrabel

หนึ่งหัวใจ - Dome Jaruwat

A 1000 Times - Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam

Sleeping With A Friend - Neon Trees

I always feel really shy and nervous about tagging people bc I don’t want to put pressure on anyone to answer, but I’ll invite anyone to do this if they feel like it bc it was super fun! Also if you really like being tagged let me know and I absolutely will :)

#omg i haven't listened to sugar crystals in ages and i forgot how unreal it is #playing this list all night long bc what a jammmmm #personal #music #tagged #mine

[ameliasbitvh]

ahhhh! thank you all soso much for the 300 followers! i just hit 200 last week?! how are there 300 of you? i honestly don’t know, but i started this account as a place to just read smut and then i decided to post on here. the reason why my first post was angst was because i was being a slut for angst to feel something in those few moments- okay i’ll stop myself right there. for this milestone i’m going to do mutual appreciation for the moots i’ve interacted with the most so far! (if we’re moots and u wanna interact pls do, i’m not scary!)

okayy first up,

@underappreciated-spoon-321

i love you so much bby, i could not believe it when you followed me. i was legit crying happy tears and i specifically remember you followed me after i posted “needy” random lol.

your writing is immaculate, absolutely lovely. ur smut *chefs kisses* i love that you put up with my shit photos that i send you and that you actually ask for more- but it baffled me when you first interacted with me, this was my reaction

*deep breath* “omfg! (ur username) just interacted with me, wtf do i do?!” also ur nick name reminds me of belly from dear, draco.

i’m not writing a lot, bc for your sleepover i wrote you a damn paragraph 😭 but i love u sm belly!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

@dracoskinks

ARI! i love talking to you, bc i can talk about anything and when i say anything i mean anything. like kinks, porn, random draco scenarios, etc… you are one of the funniest people i have seen on this app.

ur blunt and funny at the same time, it just makes it more fun to talk to you. ur smut is soso good, bc i don’t find a lot of smut with a dom!reader and sub!draco.

i remember you followed me, so out of curiosity i checked out your blog and saw your piss kink fic and that did it for me. after that i followed you back and we became moots ajnwja. when ur first account got terminated you scared me so fucking much, because i thought you were going to leave tumblr forever. don’t. ever. play. like. that. again. i’m glad we became moots bc i fucking love you <3

@opalsheart

I LOVE YOU SM! i think u were the first moot that i interacted with in direct messages, bc you had tea to spill, and ever since than we’ve been #4lifers. you send me edits and hate on t*m felton with me on instagram. you were the first mutual to know what i looked like lmaoo. u r an absolute goddess, bestie, like what- i know that you can pull anyone you want, so stop playing when you talk about someone.

even though we have a fucking 12 hour time difference, we still find time to talk to each other. it is so fun talking with you and the fact that when we talk it’s night for one of us. you let me send that stupid tik tok of ed sheeran and t*m felton to you and it probably haunts your dreams now ajnwajsj-

i appreciate that you study ur MF ass off for your exams, bc i could never. and you even send me those cute memes when i wake up- also we better be watching those true crime documentaries, bc i’m still waiting. idc if we have a time difference :) anyways ILY SM ELLIE !! <3

@laceycallisto

okay- where do i even get started with this. we first interacted when i reblogged that draco fan fic and we reblogged talking about how desperate we were trying to find that iconic fic. and i forgot that the creator could see all the reblogging we were doing- you texted me directly about adding my name into your tags, which obviously i agreed to. then we just started talking about random shit like how we were superior because we were june geminis. or how we talked about being in love with remus lupin.

i have vivid flash backs of how your remus fic hurt me. i cried my false lashes off proof reading janajaj- bestie- you’ve seen me cry ajnwja- your writing is ethereal, i don’t know how you can see that? your so nice too, like girly u gave me ur netflix within like a day of knowing each other 💀 we watched bridgerton in two mother fucking sittings. we ate that bridgerton hoe up!

all ur input on the scenes were so funny like the “with child” and “dicking” comments 😭 i love how it’s so easy to talk to you about everything, like how dumb i am- even talking about the privilege of being poc and not burning in the sun. bruh u even let me tag u in dumb tik tok videos, like what?! and i think your the only mutual i have that’s in the same time zone as me… also we better binge the next season. but ily sm, ur like my older sister, even if u say ur life is shitty 😭 <3

@dracomalfoys-wh0re

honestly, kacia. i owe a lot to you for my account being “found” or whatever, bc you reblogged a fic of mine, i’m pretty sure it was “common room” and that’s when i started getting notes and followers najajwjwj- you might not know that but i do 💀 i will forever remember that.

you literally were one of the first accounts ever- to follow me. and i won’t lie, i went crazy when u followed me because i love your fics so much! you are so funny and blunt too i swear 😭

and can we talk about your tom riddle fic? like?!the fact that you really showed tom’s true personality and character. every world had me enthralled further into the fic, the way you wrote him is exactly how i think tom riddle would act towards his s/o. his toxicity and gaslighting is too accurate.

moving on from the discussion of your fic, which is amazing, ily sm babe!!

@yoooespinosa

we’ve interacted a few times and when u texted me directly saying that you thought i was sweet, i literally went, “omg- people think i’m sweet” in a good way, not bad jkwajjw- can i just get started on your writing, because oh. my. fucking. god. it is the most captivating and heart breaking thing i’ve ever seen- the emotions that you put into every word completes the entire fic. every angst piece that you have written, made me cry or made something inside me just twist with sadness. it is truly lovely and magnificent.

how do ur fics not get thousands of notes? because everyone should see what you write, it’s unfair that others haven’t seen your fics. when u explained your dream to me, i swear you practically wrote a whole fic 😭

i remember u said that you wanted to do a face reveal, but we’re scared. bestie what are you scared of? you look like an ANGEL!! and if anyone were to disagree, they are obviously blind. but ily bestie <3

@o-rion-sta-r

BESTIE BAE ORION i love you so much!interacting with you is honestly so fun. and i remember like literally yesterday we were trying to figure out ari’s time zone and we were freaking out. you, ari, and me all have a fucking time difference 😭 it sucks so much!

at least every day you ask me how my days been and i think that’s so sweet, because before i got on tumblr people didn’t ask that question. i appreciate that you ask me that and just random questions in general, because i love interacting with you so much. and you should start writing bby! i will reblog anything you write, also ily sm <3

@ilygw

we don’t talk a lot, but you seem like a fun person! i love seeing all the edits you post on here, bc honestly i need more ferret boy content. i know there is a lot, but i feel like i’ve seen all of them. until i see you posting a new edit and i’m like, “okay… i guess i haven’t seen every draco edit” but that’s all i have lol, ly!!

@arcaneslut

to be honest, you seemed so intimidating to me. i know you said you’re not, but to me you seemed really scary even though i knew you weren’t 😭 i just interacted with you recently and you are so sweet i swear! i love all ur fics, especially “and then i felt nothing” because when i read this fic you better believe i was crying so hard- to the point where i couldn’t breath- everything was written so beautifully, i couldn’t believe it.

i love how one thing we share in common is losing our phones 💀 but i just wanted to say thank you for explaining the whole sleepover and celebration things to me! even tho we just started interacting i already love u!!

moots bc i’m in love with all of them: @just-a-smol-spoon @dreamy-clousds @dracoskinks @unedibledaisyduck @thatsassyhufflepuff @a-aexotic @l0vely-lupin @gothboutique @wolfstar4lifee @littlemissnoname13 @deatthfairy @arcaneslut @ladyvesuvia @laceycallisto @dracossweetprincess @the-lonely-poet-loves-to-weep @realityblocked @harmqnia @yoooespinosa @opalsheart @lilscloud @cupids-crystals @mellifluousart @lunas-kisses @malfoysmainb @klauscarolove @crystxlss @beforeoursunsets @marrymetheonott @queeriacs @electriclocean @dlmmdl @o-rion-sta-r @sfdlm @ilygw @desiredmalfoy @underappreciated-spoon-321 @draco-and-tom @hellounicorn @mugglesthesedays @dracomalfoys-wh0re

if i didn’t tag u it’s bc i can’t tag more than 50 blogs :(

#eve’s 300 moot appreciation

[wangxianficrecs]

Follower Recs

Stories I haven’t read yet, but clearly need to put on my ever-expanding List.

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Welcome back queen [Thank you, it’s so lovely to be back!] if ur still doing follower recs I gotta recommend I would wait for a thousand years by bleuett it’s soooooooo good

[This one was actually recced to me by two different people, the other of whom said, “ Maybe I'm crying a little so I feel like a should recommend ‘I would wait for a thousand years’ by bleuett on ao3.”]... it’s def. on my List!

I would wait for a thousand years

by bleuett (T, 10k, wangxian)

Summary:  During the worst of winter, a traveler comes to stay at Lan Wangji's inn. He wears a red ribbon in his hair.

“Do you see the rabbit?” Wei Ying asks and points at the moon. “That’s the moon rabbit, he helps make Chang’e more immortality elixir. He keeps Chang’e company.”

“I do not wish the rabbit for company,” Lan Wangji says tightly. “You are the one I want by my side.”

“And I’m here, Lan Zhan. If you go to the moon, I’ll follow you, I’ll always be here now.”

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I just read a great fic by aisthuu "every love story is a ghost story", didn't see it in your recs so wanted to recommend it! LWJ is a guqin composer and teacher, buys a cheap guqin off eBay which ends up being attached to WWX's spirit from canon era. It's bittersweet, LWJ deals with Lan's homophobia (implicit in a Lan way) and his feelings towards the ghost. This is author's only ao3 fic and honestly I don't remember how I stumbled upon it, but I'm happy I did and hope you will enjoy it too!  [I’ve recently read this one, and loved it!]

every love story is a ghost story

by aisthuu (M, 59k, wangxian, my bookmark)

Summary:  The man is in Lan Zhan’s bed. Did they—he begins to wonder, eyes trailing to where the man’s body lies under the blanket. Had Lan Zhan—?

Then the sleep-fog clears and Lan Zhan realizes that the young man isn’t quite opaque around the edges.

“You’re a spirit.”

The spirit narrows its eyes. “I’m so much more than that.”

(Lan Zhan buys a guqin off eBay for a suspiciously low price, only to find that it’s haunted. And now there’s a ghost in his bed.)

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Ok so I absolutely have to rec "see you yesterday" by glyphic. It's a wip, but it's currently at 101k so there's a whole lot there, and it's terrible and wonderful and beautiful all at once. The way the backstory of canon events is adapted to the modern-with-cultivation setting is brilliant, and then there's the amnesia, and then there's the time loop. This fic lives permanently rent-free in my brain.

see you yesterday

by glyphic (M, 101k, wangxian, WIP)

Summary:  

Wei Ying 21:09 hey lan zhan what’s the weirdest way youve died

Lan Zhan 21:11 Falling encyclopedias.

Wei Ying 21:12 omg no way that’s so rude turning books against you???

Lan Zhan 21:13 A betrayal I will never forget.

On Halloween night, an exiled demonic cultivator and a Lan disciple get stuck in a time-loop, find each other, and try to figure it all out.

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If you are looking for recs for yourself I absolutely love (the complete!) story Just as the Snow Melts by draechali on AO3. It's a canon divergence where everyone lives, even WWX! ~ @airmidcelt

Just as the Snow Melts

by draechaeli (T, 67k, wangxian)

Summary:  Like a snowy mountain top in spring the residents of the Burial Mounds trickled down the mountain and joined the flow of society.

“I went to the Burial Mounds,” Lan WangJi said.

“Ah, yeah… I’m sorry Lan Zhan,” replied Wei WuXian, “I hadn’t thought anyone would come to visit. I am still not sure how it happened; I brought A-Yuan to Yiling to play by the river and then ended up somehow teaching a bunch of children swimming and writing along with him.”

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Hello! It's come to my attention that you have not as yet read Grandmaster of Meme-onic Cultivation! Please do! It's the only thing that gave me joy during 2020 😆 like proper belly laughs and disney villain style cackling. It is a wip, and it is long but so so worth it!! The author has reworked the entire canon through these message crystals and still conveys complex characters despite the tricky format. It's just so good!! Highly highly recommend it! ❤ ~ @theladypeartree  [Oh!  I’ve been subscribed to this one, and know that @swaglexander-the-great is a reliable provider of Hilarity, so I’m excited for it to be finished!]

Grandmaster of Meme-onic Cultivation 

by Hades_the_Blingking (T, 49k, wangxian, WIP)

Summary:  The Untamed universe is exactly the same, except everybody has magical crystals that have a suspiciously familiar messaging system. The story is pretty much the same as the show, except everyone lives!! (so minor changes).

or in which Wei WuXian tries his darndest to date Lan Zhan, Jiang Cheng possibly has a aneurysm, Jin ZiXuan is still the most awkward human alive, and Xue Yang makes me write some VERY cursed things. Written in chatfic format! :3

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Chomrafy on AO3 deserves love and encouragement; she’s written a body of compact, poetic, and eloquent shortfics each of which can stand alone, but that comprise an intricately cross-referential and mostly internally-consistent universe. They’re grouped as chapters in works according to theme; for example, “in cupped hands” focuses upon Jin Ling and his second-generation baggage; “Departure in Autumn” portrays the last years of WWX’s first life. Follow the tag “Chomrafy’s MDZS shortfics.” [I don’t see this tag?]

in cupped hands

by chomrafy (G, 2k, wangxian)

Summary:  Of secrets, of futures, of love. A Jin Ling-centric collection of 200-word fics.

Ch.1: Jin Ling repays a debt (JL, JC, & WWX). Ch.2: Jin Ling and a ghost in the mirror. (JL & JYL) Ch.3: A matter of friends (JL & the other kids) Ch.4: In this house we don't keep dogs (JC & WWX) Ch.5: In the end, he remains silent (JL & uncles) Ch.6: A first night hunt, of sorts (JL & the other kids) Ch.7: Jin Ling, forgiving, forgetting (JL & LXC & JGY) Ch.8: Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling argue (JL, JC, & WWX) Ch.9: Jin Ling and his father (JL & JC) Ch.10: Jin Ling speaks up (JL, JC, & WWX) Ch.11: Jin Ling and a piece of home (JL, JC, & WWX)

Departure in Autumn

by chomrafy (not rated, 6k)

Summary:  Four perspectives. A steady march to the end.

Ch.1: Because if anything happens to them, Wen Qing would never be able to heal with these hands again. Ch.2: As long as this is still home, Jiang Yanli will wait as long as she needs to. Ch.3: Five times Jiang Cheng reaches for Wei Wuxian, one time he turns away. Ch.4: Whether the road is broad or narrow, bright or dark, they would have to keep walking. Wei Wuxian digs Wen Qing's grave.

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Hello, hope all is going well. I don't have an ask, by I do have a recommendation. I read this fic a while ago and found it again. I just wanted to recommend this for everyone. Let me know what you think please. Thank you. [Oh!  This one’s in my To Read list, but  I’d forgotten about it.  Mmmm, fox!wwx and dragon!lwj.]

Ten miles of Lotus Flowers

by Yukirin_Snow

M, 274k, wangxian

Summary:  He was a mischievous fox spirit, wreaking havoc where he went, about to depart on a journey that would span centuries.

He was a heavenly prince, a proud dragon destined to ascend the throne to become emperor.

Neither expected their paths to collide over the span of three lives.

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I forgot if it was your blog 😥 that recommended “Bestseller” (when Wei Wuxian writes the Xianxia cut-sleeve equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey, based entirely on his experiences with Lan Wangji, he doesn’t expect it to become the next big hit) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/21528316/chapters/51318766)

But OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I LOVED IT!! And if it wasn’t your blog, I’m so sorry for how weird this sounds 😭😭😭😭 I just loved this fic so much that I have to tell it to someone 😢 [It’s on my List, but I haven’t read it yet!]

Bestseller

by pupeez4eva

M, 8k, wangxian

Summary:  He had written the book to prove a point. It was never supposed to be a big thing, and he certainly never intended for everyone — Jiang Cheng, Zewu-Jun, the Juniors, literally everyone— to be reading about his sex life.

Oh God, he definitely needed to make sure Lan Zhan didn’t find out about this.

(Or, when Wei Wuxian writes the Xianxia cut-sleeve equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey, based entirely on his experiences with Lan Wangji, he doesn’t expect it to become the next big hit).

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I’d like to rec On Your Marks, Get Set, Bake! by @blackwiresgrowonherhead

It’s one of my absolute favorites and I laughed out loud so many times when reading it

on your marks, get set, bake!

by BlackWiresOnHerHead

G, 41k, wei wuxian & juniors

Summary:  Jin Ling resumes thumping on the door to room 721, and the small collection of freshmen starts chanting “Senior Wei! Senior Wei! Senior Wei!” with increasing volume until finally Wei Wuxian opens the door.

“Yes?” he says with his widest, most innocent eyes.

“Senior Wei!” demands Lan Jingyi, shoving himself to the front of the group. “Why didn’t you tell us you’re a contestant on this year’s season of The Great Gusu Bake Off?!?”

--

Several months ago, college student Wei Wuxian secretly competed in the most popular reality show in the country. The show starts airing in the fall. The freshmen in his dorm collectively lose their minds.

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If you're in the mood for v. short ridiculous fun fic, may I suggest My chain hits my chest/When I'm bangin' on the radio by x_los It's 2k modern cultivators AU, featuring WWX calling LWJ's sword Bitchin' [omg I’m laughing so hard] and I think it's more fun going in blind?

My chain hits my chest/When I'm bangin' on the radio

by x_los

T, 2k, wangxian

Summary:  Lan Wangji finds he doesn't even need to call for help for Wei Wuxian to come running.

#follower rec #wangxian fic rec #I HAVEN'T READ THESE YET #wangxian #mdzs

[cherrytsukkis]

streaming minecraft with the first years

- word count: 1.4k

- characters: hinata, kageyama, tsukishima, yamaguchi, yachi

- a/n: i made half of this on mobile and half on my laptop so,,, also i got way too immersed in this bc all i do is play minecraft (even tho i suck) anyways, enjoy this mess!! also ty to ppl on the rircus rerver for helping me with minecraft usernames!!

tsukishima made a server for y'all after you bribed him (also some of his viewers begged him to)

kageyama and hinata teamed up and killed tsukishima, not even a minute in

and you were just there like “:o chat yall seeing this shit”

yall spawned in near a birch flower forest biome thingy and you and yachi bolted over there

you asked yachi to be your minecraft gf and she accepted

as soon as she said yes, kageyama and hinata killed tsukki again lmao

you and yachi moved to a different voice call bc hinata kept screaming about how tsukki was after him now

you guys began planning on having a cute little cottage core home together

you go mining while yachi makes a farm + gathers animals

yachi screamed of joy when she found a chicken family

she also screamed when she happened to find a pink sheep

you guys are just talking about random stuff and were just vibing for the rest of the stream

the next time you stream on the server, you see that yams made a cute little spawn place and yams took you on an adventure to go see his home in the snowy mountains

tsukki logged on and you and yams proceeded to go try to find his home despite tsukki tell you to fuck off

for some reason, he starts giving you guys clues on where he’s at

you’re all like “omg friendship 🥰″

but in reality, someone donated like 50 bucks for him to kill you and he’s taking this opportunity to lure you guys

 it turns night really fast and then a group of zombies gang up on you

you end up dying like four times before you baby rage and give up 

you leave the voice chat and go back to being a wee farmer waiting for your lover, yachi, to log on

instead of yachi, you get hinata </3

hinata logs on and he immediately calls you

“hinata-”

“y/n!!! do you wanna go to the nether with me!!”

“no ❤️″

you hang up but then he calls you again

“i’ll give you a two pigs, i know you and yachi are looking for some”

thirty minutes later, hinata has gotten you lost in a soul sand biome

only plus from this trip is that you got a lot of glowstone

you ended up having to call kageyama and ask him to come save you bc yams was mining god knows where and tsukishima would never help you bc he’s a bully <3

kageyama was calling both of you dumbasses in the vc

hinata bc hinata is hinata and you for following hinata blindly

then he got lost somewhere else in the nether <3

and now the three of you were fighting as you ran away from ghasts and skele bois

“it’s the short height for me”

“it’s the abandonment issues for me”

“it’s the need to one up each other in every situation because y’all insecure for me”

this whole time your chats were telling yall to just look at coords so you could find each other but you guys are illiterate </3

yachi finally logged on and joined your call and she saved yall bc she was watching your stream this whole time and was like wtf

the vc was SILENT as yachi led y’all to the nether portal

you muted yourself in shame and starting thanking recent subs and just the chat in general

everyone in chat: ugh we stan a dumb queen 🤩

another time you go on the server, hinata has accidentally started a war against tsukishima and so like every five minutes you would see smth like “tinysun was blown up by moonshima” or “moonshima was shot by tinysun using schlong” (yes hinata is that guy)

speaking of names

yall clown kageyama every five seconds bc he made his ign ‘Setter_soul_x’ (bc his streamer name was taken </3)

he gets pissed off a lot and leaves the server bc everytime you guys start a fight, someone will be like “okay Setter_soul_x”

yachi has “yacchan” meanwhile yams had “yamagucci” and you can can decide whether you have a clapped ign or not

now to just talk about general stuff

i feel like yams and tsukki would be those bitches who make exp farms and shit

like one day you’ll log on and you’ll ask them where they’re at and they’ll be like “oh we’re making an enderman farm in the end” or “we just finished a villager breeder” or some shit like that

yachi would stick to farming and being a cottagecore gay and you would be the one to do most of the mining and shit

sometimes she’d follow you when you go to fight someone or just bother them

hinata made a giant netherrack meatball at spawn and inside of it is just pure hell

everytime someone tries to go in it, they get blown up by a creeper or smth bc its so fucking dark in there bc the dumbass forgot to put some type of light source in there

kageyama’s house is just a cube-shaped hole he mined somewhere and everytime he wants more space he’ll just expand the cube

you and tsukki end up teaming up together at one point and made a railroad to everyone’s homes and to different biomes

when everyone fought the wither, tsukki, yamaguchi, and hinata did most of the work you and kageyama were far away watching like “damn thats crazy” (yachi wasnt streaming at the time and just told you guys she didnt care if you did it without her)

when it was time for the ender dragon, it was a whole different story

tsukishima and yamaguchi were hella prepared and were calmly going around destroying the end crystals while you, hinata and kageyama were just trying to get away from all the angry endermen

yachi was just placing water down and making cobblestone huts y’all could hide under

once tsukki and yams finished destroying the end crystals, you joined them in shooting down the ender dragon

kags and hinata were still fighting endermen 

like all you’d see is “ __ was slained by Enderman” messages as you listened to tsukki and yams talk to each other calmly

yachi said she wasnt fighting no dragon bc fuck that shit

one y’all did kill the dragon, hinata tried to claim the dragon egg and tsukishima yelled at him for like ten minutes bc hinata didnt do shit

and while tsukki fought with hinata and kageyama, you and yachi followed yamaguchi into an end gateway

you found an end city but then you fell outta the world </3 dont ask how, you just did

you decided to log off and that was that

another time you logged on, tsukki invited you to go with him to a woodland mansion bc he got a map

you thought he was being fishy but you went anyways bc content

everything was going well, you guys traveled there together, found a desert temple along the way, you tamed a cat, tsukki talked about conspiracy theories with you

but then you got to the mansion and you lost him

you were like tsukki where tf you’d go and he would tell you a place and you would go and he wasnt there

you were about to cry bc so many mobs were after you and u just boxed yourself into a little dirt hut in the corner and you kept yelling at tsukki in vc

he muted himself bc he was laughing his ass off at your pain heart been broke so many times

he finally came to get you bc apparently he already moved upstairs and just as you calmed down, tsukki betrayed you

you walked in front of him in fear of mobs hitting you from behind but tsukki ended up hitting you with a sword to death </3

you immediately logged off and then cried to your stream about fake friends for like ten minutes while listening to the inside out soundtrack

your chat convinced you to log back on and hesitantly joined the vc again and tsukishima apologized while trying to hold back laughter and told you that he put your stuff in your chest and you were like 🥺🥺🥺

overall the server is very chaotic but kinda nice bc family bonding ❤️ and even tho tsukki is a dick he along, with yams, help you and yachi out sometimes so your cottagecore aesthetic thrived

UNEDITED.

tag list: @kaoyuuuuu​ @macaronnv < it wont let me tag you :((

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x reader #hinata x reader #kageyama x reader #tsukishima x reader #yamaguchi x reader #yachi x reader #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #yachi hitoka #haikyuu!!

[fantastic-bby]

500!!

Hi. I just realised I hit 500 followers which is crazy to me because this means that 500 accs want to keep up with my work and that blows my mind. In honour of this, I’ll be releasing a Stray Kids reaction early (I planned to post this on the 16th) as like a mini celebration.  This is the first time a fanfic blog of mine has reached such a big number. I’ve never had a blog reach more than 200 followers so this just, wow, where did you guys come from omg. 

So since there’s quite a few people following me now, I’ll leave some info about me. 

Hello, my name is Crystal. I’m 18, Malaysian, and I’ve been writing since I was like 12. It started out as me just being really curious and now I just love writing so much. It eases my mind when I’m stressed and it puts out ideas in my mind that I sometimes feel like I struggle with actually physically saying it. If you enjoy the work I put out, I thank you for that. I started this blog originally because I’ve always liked writing stories and sometimes inspiration pops out of nowhere but it also fizzles out as quickly as it comes. 

Fun fact: The inspiration to this Jackson fic was because I wrote the same exact story (with different names) during my final exam and I ended up getting a really good grade for it which contributed into me qualifying for the institution I’m currently studying at. 

Also, just know that I recognize your accounts. There’s some of you that I see interacting with my posts a lot and a lot of the time I actually get really warm whenever I see your urls. I’m gonna tag the ones that I can remember off the top of my head as well as blogs that I’ve actually taken writing inspiration and tips from. So, yeh, I’ll tag you guys underneath, but thank you so much for even vibing around my blog <3. 

Writer moots that I talk to: Fie - @atiny-piratequeen  Rach - @sxfterhearts

Writers that I’ve taken tips, inspiration, and are just the most notable since these are the writers that make me feel more motivated to write whether it be fluff, smut, angst, whatever. There’s no order to what group they write for but do check them out(they’re mostly ateez, got7 and stray kids but some of them write for more): @serendipityunho @mikoto-ica-fics @nightshade-minho @smileysuh @truebluejoong @atinybrew @atinybitofau @jjpmoans @jinseunie @prettywordsyouleft @changbeanie @inyournightmares97 @chaninfused @bubblebeom @mingishoe (p.s. Rach and Fie are included in here because Fie’s works made me feel motivated enough to write one of the first smuts I’ve ever posted on here) 

Accs that I’m tagging out of random but I’ve seen you for quite a while <3:  @mark-tuan-and-jinyoung-lover @kpop-choco @lost-in-a-box-of-fandoms @baricorn69 @missing-skeleton @zezeatiny @yuchan-stole-my-heart

There’s two more people that tumblr won’t let me tag, but @mistakensilence and @imallamasworld are included too (my forgetful ass wants to tag more people to let’s pretend I’m tagging all 500 of you) 

I have friends from twt on here too that I forgot the urls to but I love you guys sm (except Yugs bcs I wanna fight you when we meet up :D)

#Thank you so much #Seriously #My mind is honestly actually struggling to comprehend that this many people are following me #But thank you

[destinyspoon]

I was tagged by the @lhbeauty who is incredible and wonderful and deserves all the attention on her great work <3 And thank you for thinking of me!

WIP Challenge: Tell us the titles of all the WIPs you’re currently working on right now and a little about them. Then tag five other writers.

Ouh I won’t be good at this, I’m much too secretive about my WIPs if I’m honest 😂

1.) Dallying with Daisies – Don’t even ask about the title, I don’t know, it’s a working title. Time Travel AU, Hermione main character, longfic

2.) Break the Dawn – Another time travel AU! This one involves time travel forward, not backwards. Planned is medium length, Hermione main character again.

3.) Illicit Affairs  – Hermione’s POV again, fem!Snape, basically a character journey of Hermione getting out of a bad relationship. Length? No idea.

4.) Secret sshg WIP of no title and no specifics 👀

5.) Untitled Hobbit AU: Fem!Bilbo who is also blind and canonically grumpy Thorin. Longfic

6.) Eight Crystals: Also a working title, it’s a fantasy thing I started for NaNo  7. & 8.) Two BTS/OC fics that I totally forgot I was writing until I did this. Oops. 

I think that’s all of them for now? I have others, but those are the ones I’ve worked on recently. 

I would tag people but I think everyone I can think of has already done this 😅 If you’re reading this and you go “omg no i haven’t, wow, how dare you forget me” I am very sorry and please consider yourself tagged! 

#writing #this makes me nervous #pls don't attack me for my ships i'm just trying to have a good time #i feel like i forgot something but i can't put my finger on it #thanks for tagging me!! #ask meme

[libramooon]

autumn asks 🍁

tagged by @rchtzr (thank you!) 

tagging (only if you want to! no pressure): @punkgeekchic @teenmagazines @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @wecomrades @achillesmercury1996 @a-beautiful-struggle-of-life @basilone @easy-company-tradition + anyone else who’d like to do this :) 

1. what is your favorite autumn scent? pumpkin spice, cold morning air, and campfire

2. would you rather go through a corn maze or go pumpkin picking? corn maze

3. what is your favorite halloween candy? reeses peanut butter cups OR the little packs of sour patch kids 

4. favorite autumn holiday? halloween!!

5. rainy, foggy autumn days or cold, sunny autumn days? RAINY, FOGGY AUTUMN DAYS 😍

6. favorite horror movie to watch on halloween? Hocus Pocus and The Great Pumpkin are my go tos on halloween, but for horror movies, probably Scream or The Conjuring 

7. do you like raking leaves? nope

8. do you have any special autumn traditions? compiling a list of horror/halloween movies to watch, pumpkin picking, planning halloween costumes with friends and then doing something completely different

9. do you like carving pumpkins? I like the idea of it, and I get really confident that I can make all these designs, but when I actually sit down to carve a pumpkin... no. I carved one last year with a moon and stars, but then I forgot to put it out and just left it outside on my deck until it rotted :(

10. combat boots or cardigans? cardigans 

11. yellows, reds and browns or purples, blacks and oranges? both!!

12. favorite autumn drink? pumpkin spice latte or hot cinnamon tea 

13. do you like pumpkin spice flavored things? yes!!

14. favorite type of pie? definitely apple pie with vanilla ice cream omg 

15. do you have any special halloween traditions? hanging out with friends and eating lots of candy! 

16. halloween parties or giving out candy to trick or treaters? giving out candy! I love seeing all the different costumes! 

17. hayrides or campfires? campfires 

18. describe your ideal autumn day? making either coffee or tea, driving around back roads to see all the foliage, and watching movies.  

19. coffee or hot chocolate? coffee 

20. alcoholic or non alcoholic apple cider? neither - I don’t really like apple cider

21. what is your go to autumn outfit(s)? jeans, boots, a sweater, or a sweatshirt 

22. do you wear scarves? rarely 

23. describe your dream autumn date? going on a haunted hay ride or through a haunted house. I think it’d be really fun!

24. scary stories around a camp fire or getting lost in a corn maze with someone? definitely scary stories!

25. black cats or bats? black cats 

26. do you decorate for autumn? yes!!! I LOVE Halloween decorations, so I definitely try to do something.  

27. vampires or witches? witches 

28. do you collect crystals? no but I would like to eventually 

29. do you like cold weather? yes. it’s the superior weather 😍

30. what was your favorite autumn activity as a kid? definitely getting dressed up for Halloween. My favorite costume when I was a kid was when I went as a hippie in second grade 😂

Costumes are still my favorite thing. Recently I went as Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family during my senior year (I turned a trick or treat basket into Cousin It and carried it around all day at school- I was very proud :’) )

^^ this is the best pic i could get of it 😂

#tag game

[neoarchipelago]

Citrus, Cauldron and Gun Powder Chap 1 (John wick x Witch!Reader)

AN: Here’s the first part of my new serie! OMG I really didn’t expect so many people to want to be tagged, it makes me super happy! I hope I won’t disappoint you guys, please leave a comment and tell me how do you feel about it.

Word count:  3948

Warnings: cursing, blood, violence

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The street was empty, just as you had expected it to be. After all it was supposedly closed after a nearby Hotel had a gas leak. The... Continental? Was it? You shrugged it off. At least no one was around and you'd get home faster walking through here. You had your headphones on your ears, music blasting. You had passed through the security all around the street with ease, placing an easy delusion spell on you and you hoped through the street. You weren't afraid of the gas leak. You needed much more than gas to hurt you. The weather was slightly colder than you had thought that day. Your red skirt and white shirt made you feel slightly cold, but you'd be home soon enough, and you'd nest by the fire of your chimney while drinking a hot chocolate. You were still walking through the empty streets. Passing through the hotel in question you froze for a second, the smell of blood hitting you hard. You cursed at your witch's senses for a second before quickly starting to walk again. 

It was odd for the cops to cover human massacre with a simple gas leak. You shrugged it off, it wasn't your business after all. Rule number… you had forgotten the number but clearly you remembered a rule saying that no Witch had to meddle in Human affairs. You had of course not followed this rule very often but you recently tried to stick to it at all cost. It wasn't your business. It didn't matter. Walking past an alley however you froze again. You watched wide eyed, as a pit bull was barking at you. Pulling down the headphones from your ears, letting them lay around your neck, and you snapped your fingers lightly making the music stop. 

"Well where does that one come from?" You whispered to yourself. 

You glanced around again, trying to find a possible explanation. The smell of blood hit your nose again as a gust of wind blew from the alley. You shielded your nose with your hand as you frowned. God, what's going on around here? You watched as the pup turned around and ran into the alley. 

"H-hey!" You tried to call. 

You groaned as you trotted in his path, trying to see where it would lead you. After all, helping an animal was not helping a human right? The smell of blood however was getting stronger and stronger and your gut feeling was telling you this was all a bad idea and going home to crash on your couch was wiser. You kept walking however, finally seeing the dog stop near something. You now cautiously stepped forward, taking your time. With each step the silhouette of a man was becoming more and more defined and you frowned even more at the aggressive amount of blood in the air. You finally reached the man laying on the ground. You glanced at it, taking in his pitiful state as the pit bull laid next to him. 

"That's your master huh? He doesn't look very fit for a walk" you said, kneeling down. 

"Is he even alive?" You whispered to yourself again. 

You raised your hand, letting it hover over the body, just a few inches and closed your eyes taking a deep breath. The aura you perceived was faint, but you took note of the enormous amount of injuries he had. Broken bones, bruises, internal bleeding's. You sighed opening your eyes again. 

"I'm sorry buddy. I can't help you." You said rising up to your feet again. "No meddling into human affairs." You finally said, taking a few steps toward the direction you came from. 

Your mind was rushing over your current dilemma. That man was such in bad shape and it clearly had to do with what was happening inside that hotel. The dog's presence was a mystery to you. You wanted to help him. You really wanted to. Your steps were getting smaller and smaller as you were dying to rush back to that man lying on the concrete. You closed your eyes and bit your lip trying to repeat to yourself the rule you had broken too many times when you froze again. The distinct sound of heels and voices were heard. You could position them at the entrance of the hotel and they were getting nearer. You gasped and turned around. Making up your mind in a second when you heard the woman talk about ' finishing the work if he had managed to survive'. You groaned at your own stupidity as you ran back to the body. You kneeled next to it, placing your hand on his, noticing the lack of a finger, and placed your other hand on the pup's neck. The sound of steps were growing louder and louder and you didn't hesitate, whispering the spell as you vanished, you, the man and the dog, in a turmoil of black, heavy smoke. 

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Teleportation was not what you enjoyed doing the most. Your vision of the world twists and turns around you as it gets swallowed by black smoke and the same process occurs in reverse when arriving to your destination. You wouldn't recommend it to any claustrophobic person. You sighed, taking in the familiar smell of home. You stood in your living room, glancing at the man. 

"What the fuck is wrong with me?" You softly asked yourself. 

The sound of paws were heard as you glanced into the hallway and at the staircase. Neko, your familiar was walking down to you and stopped when he noticed your new companions. 

"What have you done again?" You heard his voice resonating through your brain. The black cat, jumped on the living room table nearby and sat down looking at you. 

"Bullshit. Again." You said out loud, throwing him an annoyed look. 

You heard him chuckle as you sighed. 

"You could have at least transported him on your bed. It's gonna be fun watching you levitate him to your bedroom upstairs." The voice echoed again and you groaned to yourself. 

Today wasn't your day no. You put down your headphones on the coffee table and your backpack on the couch. You sighed, planting your hands on your hips. You looked down at the pup who seemed to have made himself at home already next to the chimney. You rolled your eyes. 

"Of course. I always end up doing all the work…" you once again whispered to yourself. 

With the snap of your fingers, a bright fire lit in the chimney. You then turned to the man, focusing on your intentions carefully. The body slowly lifted from the ground. You kept eye contact as slowly, very slowly, you started to make your way up to your room. 

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You sat down on the bed next to your new patient. You were slightly out of breath, the spell required a lot of focus and he was so big you almost hit his head against a wall a few times. 

"Fuck.me." you cursed. 

You stood up and made your way into the hallway and then downstairs. You could have placed him in another one of the 3 vacant rooms, but yours had already a few necessary things for the healing ritual. Reaching for the kitchen you took hold of a few bowls you could find and brought them upstairs. Neko followed you, his paws making almost no sound at all. You walked into the bedroom and opened the door on the left, leading to the common bathroom. It was pretty big, and a lot of candles and crystals laid around. The bathtub was in the center of the room, and one of the walls was covered in a Wooden shelf that contained many Jars. Those shelves were laying quite a lot around your house, one in the living room, two in the kitchen and the utility room next to the kitchen was just an enormous cupboard for jars, plants, and other questionable items. Looking through the filled jars, some with simple petals others with oils and some with ointments. Some labels were pretty old, you took mental note to clean up some of them and bake a few batches of the necessary potion or oil. 

Finally grabbing two tiny vials, one in deep green, another in plain white and a jars that had a translucent liquid in it, you walked back into the room. You then proceeded to curse at yourself again, for forgetting to fill the bowls you just brought up with water. Walking back into the bathroom, you filled the bowls one by one and disposed them through your bedroom so at least one was in each corner. The ritual was pretty simple. You needed a symbol of each 4 elements. The bowls of water, the candles around the room, the many green plants lying around and a big open window. You sat down next to the man once again eyeing him. 

"He looks dead already." You heard Neko say. 

"I know. Let's hope this works." You whispered, opening the first vial. "That should help the internal bleedings." Softly parting the man's lips, you poured the liquid into his mouth making sure he swallowed it. You opened then the second vial, the smell hitting your nose and making you nauseous. "This one is not so sweet darling." You whispered as you poured the liquid again. This time the man was shaken by coughs, and you threw your hand on his mouth making sure he'd take the potion. "That one's a bitch i know, tastes awful, hurts like hell, but it'll fix your bones." You found yourself almost explaining every little action. Finally you simply took off the lid of the Jar that you had placed on the nightstand next to the bed. A sweet smell of almond filled the room. 

"Oh. Using a potion that evaporates? What is it?" You heard your familiar ask.

"Eve's tears." You simply spoke, getting up to open the window and light the candles. 

"Oh! Powerful painkiller. Extremely hard to brew though.-"

"Yes yes, has less interference with other potions, works much better on humans etc.. we're not at grandma's lessons anymore neko." You interrupted finally ready to start the ritual.

You sat down on the bed, and took off the man's tie, and opened his white bloodied shirt. You placed both of your hands on his chest and took a few deep breaths before once again cursing. 

"I forgot the damn incantation!" You groaned, making Neko laugh hysterically at you. 

You jumped off the bed and ran downstairs, reaching for a door that supposedly led into an office, that you had re-used as a personal library, making the door swing open in soft movement of the hand. You looked around at the shelves filled walls for a particular book where you knew the incantation was. It took a few seconds of scanning the room before finally noticing that specific leather bound book with the silver lettering. You grabbed it and ran back upstairs. Sitting back on the bed, slightly out of breath you repeated your previous actions, this time with the book open at the right page for you to read the incantation. You took a deep breath and started whispering the spell. Soft blue light surrounded you and your patient, and you knew you'd have to keep your focus. You could feel threw your fingertips how the aura changed as the potions, mixed with the spell were slowly doing their work. 

It took a few minutes for you to be finally done. Most of the worst injuries were healed and only a few bruises and cuts remained. You let your eyes roam over the man's face. The way his half long hair fell into his eyes, his beard. You brushed a few strands away from his face. You had to be honest he looked amazing. Even with everything. You softly smiled at him. 

"Don't melt darling." Neko's voice rang, waking you up. 

You looked at the black cat standing by the door. You sighed before standing up and walking back to the bathroom this time to grab simple cotton balls and two jars. One was an oil for the cuts and another and ointment for bruises. Walking back to your room you put down everything on the bed before climbing up as well. You had to now undress him almost entirely. His defined chest looked perfect and you let your fingers softly caress his skin for a second. You shook your head though, making you focus on your task. Getting his shirt and jacket off of him was not an easy task but you managed, throwing them on the ground right after. He looked even more… handsome. You smirked at the thought. Getting down to his pants however you froze. You frowned, and Neko jumped on the bed, curious of your reaction. 

"Oh my… is that a…?" 

"Gun." You interrupted him. "It's a gun." You repeated, taking hold of it. 

You watched it, a simple gun. You looked at the man's face then back at the gun. You didn't even thought that maybe he was dangerous. You sighed putting the gun next to you on the bed..you decided to finish patching him up, but to keep the gun with you, just in case he might be a bit more unpredictable than you thought.

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You were lost in thoughts looking down at your recipe book. Your thoughts going back and forth about the man laying down on the bed upstairs. Neko was on the kitchen counter a few inches away, laying down like a king. You spun around looking back to the stove where a pot was, filled up with something that was softly boiling. The wooden spoon flew through the air, stirring the soup you were making. It'd be almost done and perhaps your sleepy man would wake up soon enough to eat. 

The sound of paws were heard and you watched as the pup walked into the kitchen. 

"You must be hungry too. I got something for you." You said softly. 

You took hold of two bowls who were already full, one with raw meat and the other with grilled steak and a few vegetables.  You gave Neko his plate, before kneeling down and giving the pup the cooked steak. 

"Hope you like it, I don't have dog food, it's homemade." You simply spoke, but the pup was already eating hungrily. You snickered, and froze when a sound was heard. 

Finally, your little man was awake. You turned back to the pot, listening to him walk down the stairs very slowly, probably trying to sneak up on you. You grabbed the wooden spoon, stirring it yourself and cancelling the charms it was under. You weren't about to pretend you were surprised to hear him stir around your house, probably looking for his gun or pocket knife. You smirked again to yourself. You hummed the nice soup, made of many vegetables, meat, and 2 slices of orange. You turned off the stove, grabbing a bowl in the cupboard and filling it up with soup. You placed it on the kitchen counter where the high chairs were and softly cleared your throat finally creating a contact with the man. You heard him froze and almost chuckled, as you folded your arms and leaned unto your side of the kitchen counter. Hearing him walk to you made you smirk again, and finally you watched him appear at the doorway. 

He was highly confused, frowning a bit, he had put back his pants on and bloodied shirt and just stood there. You made a questioning movement of the head, looking in his direction.

"Aaare you going to stand there?" You asked. You were met with no answer at all, and you rolled your eyes. "I made soup, you must-" 

"Who are you? Sorry.. it's just.." he interrupted. 

You nodded your head towards the bowl and turned to grab another one from the cupboard. 

"My name, is (y/n) (y/nl/s). I found you in that alley in a pretty fucked up state. Your dog led me to you. You should thank him." You spoke as you poured yourself a bowl of soup as well. Placing it next to the other one you kept fussing around the kitchen not paying attention to the man. Taking two spoons, grabbing two cups…

"I'm John Wick. Where are my weapons?" The question made you freeze, as you rose your dark gaze to meet his. The tension was electric, like two predators eyeing each other. 

"Kept away. Until I know who you are and make sure you won't do something stupid, like attacking me." You answered in a cold tone, resuming your action. 

"What tells me that you won't attack me?" You heard.

You laughed a bit. You remembered how humans were paranoiacs and how fast they were scared. But fear wasn't exactly what you were getting from the man standing in front of you. You eyes him up and down, your stare lingering on his face for a second, his dark eyes, the small cuts, the warning look. It wasn't fear that made you soften and smile at him. It was the tiredness you could read in him. The healing wasn't completely done yet after all. 

"If I wanted to harm you in anyway I would have done it when you were unconscious. And I wouldn't have wasted a lot of my energy helping you and patching you up." You underlined in a softer tone as you sat down in one of the high chairs ready to eat. 

You started to eat, and it might have taken him a minute to finally move and walk to you. He sat down next to you groaning a bit and stared at the food. You looked up at him. 

"I know it doesn't look very good but you need it, you're recovering." You told him, making him look at you. 

"It's very good thank you." 

"Awww look who's warming up.." you joked nicely, trying to ease up the tension. You succeeded on making the corner of his lip twitch but nothing else. He started to eat at least and you felt a bit relieved. You both ate your dinner in silence, with no words spoken. 

"He's very quiet isn't he?" You heard neko comment. 

You eyed him warningly, making sure he didn't let is slip out loud. When you were both done you cleaned up the bowls and got ready to do the dishes, your back turned to him. It took a few minutes for him to speak but you had felt him scan the room and even you before speaking. 

"I need you to give me my gun." 

You sighed. 

"Don't worry. I don't want to keep it, I'm not a big fan of guns." You said sarcastically. 

You turned to him looking at him in the eyes before sighing. You put down the bowl you were drying and folded your arms again. 

"How are you feeling?" You asked, truly wanting to know how he was. 

"That's something else I want to know." He said as you frowned in confusion. "I fell off a building, and I'm feeling almost too good for the injuries I have." He stood up, trying to intimidate you and walked around the counter, closer to you. "What have you done? Drugged me?". 

He was too close to you and you were starting to feel uncomfortable. You tried to back off but your back hit the sink. 

"I asked the faeries in the backyard for help." You spoke out trying to get away from him. You felt his hand grab your wrist, not roughly but enough to keep you from running. 

"I'm in no mood for jokes. Please." His voice was rough, it seemed you only noticed it at the moment but his voice was raspy and you enjoyed it. 

"I'm in no mood for you at all, please let go." You said just as roughly. Perhaps it wasn't the best idea to fully try to heal him, perhaps you should have gone step by step, but you wanted to get rid of this mess as fast as possible. You still mentally slapped yourself for this situation. "it was just some meds and you were very lucky that's all." You added trying to make him let go. Eventually he did, but still eyed you suspiciously. You rolled your eyes, but still walked towards the utility room. 

However even your senses couldn't have predicted the gun shot that rang through the house, broke the window of the kitchen and passed next to your ear before hitting the wall behind you. You stood in shock mostly from the annoying loud noise but were quickly pulled to the ground behind the counter by John. 

"Are you ok?!" John asked scanning you with his eyes. 

For a second the worry in his eyes made you warm up, and you nodded letting out a shaky breath. You could now hear many people trying to walk into your house. 

"What's going on John?" You asked. 

"They're after me they must have seen me through the bedroom's window." 

"Through the bedroom...window…?" You smirked. 

This was almost hilarious, you couldn't even believe the mess you've put yourself in! Just by helping a human. You were staring at him, his deep obsidian eyes making you slightly loose time. They were determined, rough, but behind all of the anger you could almost notices the amount of pain hidden there. Maybe that was the moment your heart sank and you let him take your hand as he tried to lead you upstairs, avoiding a few more gunshots. You were mostly unfazed by the bullets and the whole... threat, but the loud bangs made you frown and they were seriously starting to annoy you. Before you could even reach the stairs, you fell face to face with one of the men. John pulled you behind him and was ready to lash at him when the dude pulled the trigger. Maybe was it out of pure reflex and you still mentally scold yourself but the protection spell almost cast itself and the bullets hit an invisible wall in front of John before falling to the ground. The guy was shocked and John used it to grab him and throw him to the ground. You watched in awe and almost didn't notice another man drawing near when dog ran in front of you and jumped at him. 

It suddenly brought you back to reality. 

"Neko!!" You yelled running, dashing to the living room, passing next to John who failed to pull your arm. 

You reached the entrance and froze, two men were standing pointing their guns to the couch were a hissing black cat stood. It took a few seconds to lose control and you didn't even feel the usual burn in your eyes as they turned into dark orbs, the air was electric and few knives came whistling threw the air from the kitchen, reaching the two Targets who had been staring in shock. You took a deep breath and blinked a few times, making the energy around back down while you were gaining back control over your magic.

You let yourself fall to the ground and neko ran to you nesting in your arms as you hugged him. Tears stung your eyes, the thought of losing your familiar was unbearable not after losing… everything. You finally glanced back and saw John standing, watching you wide eyed. Your eyes weren't back to normal yet, and you knew what he was thinking already. You were just a monster.  

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#John Wick #john wick x reader #john wick series #Keanu Reeves #keanu reeves x reader #fanfiction #fanfics #fanfic

[chaos-and-cookies]

Omg... It really does sound like the circle of life. Love crystals....

There's different types of massages and you should've let ur bf massage and work on ur body but letting him know where and how to massage you, (fingers, palms, grips, presses, circulations etc). Massages are VERY complicated and tbh, and it keep my bf a while to pick it up... Now I sometimes have my kids step on my back once in a while 😂 lol

Also days like these, maybe he felt comfortable enough to just knock out around you. It's only the first month and I'm tired of it already. This year is already exhausting...

I really do hope the meds do kick in and you feel better. Definitely salt bathes.

I've tried... sometimes he even tries to give massages without any oil like that's gonna feel comfortable in anyway and have to tell him to stop go get the oils 😬 I've tried to tell him to stop doing certain things but he always ends up doing them again.... I even tagged him in a buzzfeed video for couples massages I saw in fb but I dont think he actually watched it 😭 and when even the smallest of things can set off my pain to be way worse I wasn't gonna let him try to learn now. I keep hoping he would learn from how I massage him but he doesn't and just continues to do things like press on my spine and squeeze the place where I'm hurt 😣 I wish my dog was still here, sometimes I would get him to stand or lay down on my back. Can't believe its about to be the 1yr anniversary of his death too 😞

Oh he's more than comfortable to just sleep wherever in my house I'm just concerned why he slept pretty much all day. I get taking a nap but this was all thru the afternoon/evening. He slept more than me! I kinda wanna ask if he sleeps better here than he does at his home because he almost always takes a nap when he's here.

Yeah this year is just gonna be the aftermath/consequences of last year tbh, I didn't have much hope for it knowing that white ppl anti maskers/vaxxers don't understand the concept of having consequences for their actions and this year is definitely gonna be full of it after ignoring them all last year. I just hope things get even a little bit better by the time spring/summer comes i just wanna be able to enjoy the warm weather again, I think I went outside maybe a handful of times last spring/summer and was always surprised when it was warm cuz I forgot winter ended 😶 I think the only date we had was a picnic when cases had went down and that was it for the whole summer. I'm so over it all and all these shitty ppls selfishness. If they had just made a law with like a $5k fine for not having ur mask on, and not having it on properly, things probably wouldn't have been nearly as bad as they've been. Like hell even Trinidad did that and they did pretty damn good during the pandemic all things considered.

I'm finally feeling a little bit better and tired after hours of waiting for these stupid pills to kick in luckily, thanks anon. I'll try to sleep soon. It's like.... 4:40am rn but I was sleeping on and off before Zahfi left at 2am so I at least got some kinda rest beforehand

[titconao3]

Tagging thing

Tagged by @beguilewritesstuff​ !!

honey and lemon or milk and sugar ...uh, in tea? sometimes milk and sugar or honey, but not often. generally, nothing

musicals or plays UGH NOISE and PEOPLE ;-) i don’t like live shows in general, but musicals - WHY!!??? why SING when you can say the words it makes everything SLOWER we get it we get the idea you’ve screeched it five times already omg just Move Ooooon!!1!1!! what’s next, DANCING??? but, yeah, live shows. with actual people. no thx

lemonade or iced tea i prefer lemony fizzy drinks that aren’t too sweet, if that’s what you mean

strawberries or raspberries i’m not into fruit. carrots? spinach? leek? broccoli? turnips? radish? YASSS okay i may have apples sometimes. Cooked, or in a salad and doused with vinegar. not as fruit-fruit ;-)

winter or summer summer’s too hot and there is a sort of forced cheer about it. winter sadly has the bloody holiday season and it can be grim but... idk. 

beaches or forests as long as i can walk in peace (and there are signs for me not to lose my way in the forest :D). highly recommend northern scotland / outer hebrides beaches for barefoot walks. i’m not into beaches to swim or tan but walking in the ocean, yessss forests have green light and soft sounds and mossy ground that’s nice too

diners or cafés no reason not to enjoy diners AND cafés

unicorns or dragons why can’t we have both?

gemstones or crystals pretteh sT0n3z!!!

hummingbirds or owls birbs!

fireworks or sparklers never tried sparklers, but... nah. don’t think i’d be into those.

brunch or happy hour why choose?

sweet or sour both or just sour, but i’m not much into sweet

rome or amsterdam i’ll go with rome just because i’m not into blah blah flemish painters omg etc ;-) (i don’t like Van Flemish painters or impressionist painters or most of anything in western paintings from, uuuh, mid 15th century? to most of 19th)

classic or modern art too much variation in each to choose!!

sushi or ramen nomnomnom (i mean i’ve never had the ramen-in-a-box so if that’s the insta ramen for poor, hungry students that you mean, then i don’t know)

sun or moon when you’re warm in that Just Right way! but the moon is so pretty and also tides!

polka dots or stripes both! in the same outfit!!!

macarons or croissants really never saw the appeal of macarons and yes, i’ve had the super fancy ones.

glitter or matte *looks at polish collection* HAHAHAHAHAHA but have you considered... matte glitter? a nice holo glitter, mattified? *swoons*

aquariums or planetariums every time i’ve seen a show in a planetarium it was frankly a little bit disappointing - too... YAY see THIS planet HA HA we’re all HAPPY aren’t WE also do you know how many [american landmark] one can fit between the earth and the moon? even while the audience was mostly adults, so... at least the fish(es, yes, YOU know who you are) aren't talking down at me

road trip or camping trip no camping EVER

colouring books or water colour whatEVER for ;-) trufax: one geography teacher in my younger days forbade me from colouring the maps because the results were always disastrous. And the art teachers despaired, as well as the fam (my grandfather was a talented hobbyist painter... it didn’t trickle down to me)

fairy lights or candles both are pretty. i’m scared of having candles at home because FIRE what if i forget about it or drop it??? but i’m thinking of getting maybe pretty coloured holders where even if i forgot the candle it would not burn down the building??? maybe??? idk.

#tagged #tagging game #tagging thing

[bigfrozenfan]

Let's talk about Anna and a brandnew weird theory

OK...10 of you have voted so that’s enough for me to post my theory now.

Recently i saw a post on reddit. There came up the theory that this new flag on one of the last leaked merchandise items could mean that Arendelle's emblem should please not be changed "again" (?). I have given a link to my blog with the reference symbols chart, because I don't really believe in this idea. Let's face it...right next to this new flag you can see Anna and to the left of her Elsa. OK, you might think now, it's completely normal...but: WHY are the two separated in two "archways"? Why this new flag with this new symbol on it next to Anna?

@super-mom-te-moc drew my attention to the following: In every known picture you can always see Anna holding her coat with her hand, even though there is no wind. Only in a single (!) leaked merchandising picture does she wear the coat open and you can see the symbol on her chest. This has to mean something very important! Is Anna perhaps no longer a Princess of Arendelle but a Regent in this new land or a contender for this position? Do Anna and Elsa have equal tasks ahead of them in the future to govern a country and therefore only see each other as visitors? New, very close trade relations with new opportunities? Does a Frozen III part suggest itself here, in that it is dealt with more closely and plays mainly in this new country? With a completely new theme? Trilogies are more and more common in films, why not in Frozen? There really would be enough to tell!

Keyword "Sami clothes": Kristoff wears them. This young girl in the forest wears them. There is also a whole reindeer herd there, which indicates both northern Norway and Iceland, because at that time Iceland had trade relations with Norway including settlers there and at that time they tried to breed reindeer on Iceland for export (can be read). Anna also wears a completely new dark outfit with new symbols and appliqués, even on her boots. That doesn't even remind you of an Arendelle outfit we know of!

This inevitably leads me to further theories: will we see Anna in the end perhaps at a wedding or at least at an engagement? A Sami marriage/engagement with Kristoff maybe? Afterwards Elsa gives them a big ball in Arendelle at the end of the movie? At least we see Anna and Elsa in completely new clothes, which seem to be suitable for such an occasion! How likely is that?

Back to the Sami again (or whatever this small tribe in Frozen might be called), there is still one big question open! Where does Kristoff actually come from? Were his parents possibly the rulers of this country and had to hide/give him away/place him with the trolls because danger was imminent and the heir absolutely had to be protected/hidden? So is Kristoff a legitimate descendant of the regent and his love for Anna leads to further developments? Is it perhaps Kristoff, who rushes to Anna's aid with the help of his new reindeer herd and not Elsa, who is too busy with the Nokk and defending her and Olaf's life. 

I think this "Matthias" still plays a big role as a villain, because as soon as Elsa has proved to be worthy before the Nokk, she will have a very helpful new companion, at least temporarily. This little leaked picture points to a similarity. Why? Well, Matthias, or what he will actually be called, is a human being. Probably very long-living because he has magical powers. The Nokk, on the other hand, is an ancient mythical being, a shape-shifter consisting of pure magic. Therefore it can also be assumed that great knowledge and secrets are hidden here, which only the one who proves to be worthy can learn about. Do the secrets of the old Arendelle perhaps lie hidden here? Hints to the curse/troll prophecy that ultimately led to Elsa's magical abilities? Maybe this "magical fire" in the teaser is a part of this test and this heart form an indication that all this is not meant to be evil at all but unfortunately necessary.

Remember these floating crystals and the recently leaked info that Olaf thinks that Elsa isn't ok and then the voice of a troll (Grand Pabbie?) sounds from the background and - probably to Anna - says "You must find the truth". I think these crystals have something to do with the trolls and not with Elsa (from where she can suddenly do something like that) and not with the new characters who are busy with completely different things and don't care about Arendelle... unless there might be a good reason: the lost heir to the throne...Kristoff, who is connected to powerful trolls and can always hope for support from Arendelle, or better said Elsa's abilities. A danger for the plans of Matthias?

OMG! Frozen II will then not only be epic, but would also get a fascinating happy end!

I'm so excited about...

Oh, and I can already hear the question "...and what about Hans?". Sorry guys, but I don't see a place for this guy in Frozen II...except maybe as a target for Anna's sword, because he then was stupid enough to follow them to complete his work (or as revenge for the shame he suffered).

Okay, enough with the shit. It's just once again another crazy idea from me ;-)

One important note i’ve forgot! IF you reblog this make sure to tag with #spoiler and #frozen 2 spoilers

#frozen #frozen2 #frozen 2 spoilers #spoiler alert #anna #kristoff #elsa #nokk #matthias #sami #theory #speculations #kristanna #teamhorse

[vaingloriosa]

the ultimate tagged masterpost

so, i have been slacking in returning y’all’s tagged games and i felt really bad because some of them were writing tag games...and i had nothing to show for. HOWEVER! i have made a sort of bounce back with a lot of friends supporting me :)

let’s kick things off, huh?

1) “ six sentence snippet tag” tagged by @thedragonkween (im love u!) and @the-darklings (CHILE love u as well!)

here’s y’all’s king quentin beck!! also, i think this is...six sentences...

Quentin isn’t sure why he continues to twiddle with the gold band around his ring finger while he’s not performing in front of an audience.

After every debriefing, he takes a bow as the curtain draws before him, the spotlight diminishing from his view, he can’t help but reach for it. The ring acts like some sort of tether, bound somewhere between the role Quentin plays and something far fetched...a yearning feeling that breaks his own heart at times. He can’t quite find the words to express how he feels but he knows to ignore such foolish longing.

Focus, Beck.

Focus.

2) “author questionnaire tag” tagged by @veanery (gracias, mi amiga!!) and @deviantramblings (MISS. LAUREN!! MWAH!!)

fandoms you write for: bruh moment, it changes almost every single day or sumn. i predominately write for marvel and star wars however i have written for john wick, devil may cry 5, stranger things, and d*troit: b*come h*man in the past. i thought about writing for rdr2 hehe

where you post: if you don’t find my work here, you can find me at ao3 under the pseudo “zebracakes”. fair warning, i do not upload all my stories there unless it’s a personal story that i think my readers over there will appreciate as well. so, if u think u see my work on wattpad or whatever y’all mfs use, that ain’t me!

most popular one-shot: Under the Twinkling Stars is a fake wedding date!john wick x reader story that honestly never thought would take off the way that it did. nearly 2k notes! it was originally a request...like wow kudos to op

most popular multi-chapter story: haha....ahh, i accidentally deleted my multi-series story but it was my one and only so there ain’t no answer here

favorite story you’ve wrote: hands down it’s νοσταλγία. this loki x reader story is something that was written in the spur of the moment and it’s about my favorite trope of all time (soulmate au). i tried a new approaching to writing and i am really happy with the outcome!! sometimes i forget that i actually wrote it sjdsajlda

a story you were nervous to post: like hannah said, all of them. authors always tend to be their own worst critics and i am no different. funny enough, i’ve actually taken down some stories i felt were just...not my strongest because they were a little embarrassing to have them up on display. 

how do you choose your titles: hmm, great question! i know a lot of authors use lyrics as their titles nd like...i wish i had that kinda brand. most of the times, the title ties into the story and though it’s never stated in the story, it relates to what the story is about. some of my more “adventurous” titles revolve around foreign languages and sometimes inspired by song titles.

do you outline: HELL NAH! i have a vague concept, open up an empty text post, and ROLL WITH IT. however, with some stories, i do take a little bit of time to pinpoint crucial moments of the story but other than that...i just wing it, bro.

complete: what the fuck does this mean?? how many stories i’ve completed?? umm on this blog it’s 53? i think? i was counting fast. i did have more pero i deleted a lot of them during a spiral lmaoo

in-progress: according to my drafts, it’s 15 and they are all OVER the place. however, i do not plan on writing all of them. big sad let’s pour one out

coming soon: i know i piqued some of y’all’s interests when i said i’m stepping into the mysterio x reader fic world so i got sumn in the kitchen for y’all. surprisingly...if anyone is up to it....there’s some dbh leftovers in the fridge...

do you accept prompts: of course i always do! though motivation has been a fickle thing so...bear with me and understand if i don’t take your request.

upcoming story you are most excited to write: quentin x reader angst that has me waking up sometimes to write sumn down for it. without giving too much away, it deals with grief, heartache, longing, and...time travel? brooOo i’m the only one excited like it’s just me, omi, nur, and dori shrieking in the woodlands

3) “10 things tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (thank u, madame!)

list 10 things that make me happy :)

good music to dance to

air conditioning

cats

kind words

cold water

ibuprofen

soft blankets

pdf files

keanu reeves

finding money that you forgot u had

4) “last line tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (thank u again, ma’am), @the-darklings (*tips fedora*), and @veanery (u tagged me so LONG ago EYE)

this is for that one quentin beck x reader story i was talking about.

“Is he currently sleep walking?“

this is the last thing i typed on my draft. however, on my notes app....she is just all over the place...idk where she begins and ends. it’s utter chaos

5) “21 questions” tagged by @thefvlcon (thnak u, kayla!!)

Name / Nickname: it’s anjelica but i go by my nickname “angel”

Sign: scorpio sun, aquarius moon, scorpio rising (?) aka i’m all sorts of dumbass

Height: 5 ft 4

Hogwarts House: i’m only interested in y’all’s hufflepuff bc the mascot is cute and apparently they live near the kitchen??

Last thing I Googled: .....electric shaver....don’t @ me bro only omi knows

Favourite musician/s: bro :// umm, mitski, kshmr, lil nas x, bastille, megan thee stallion, foxes, the killers

Last song I listened to: 10,000 nights by alphabeat! such an old school bop y’all BEST listen to it

Song stuck in my head: it ranges from strawberry blond by mitski or barbed wire by rogue

Following: 78

Followers: on this writing blog, 1,861. my main blog has 1,464

Do you get asks: once in awhile hehe

Amount of Sleep: fluctuates from nine hours to straight up four hours asjkdsalk WHEW

Lucky Number: 7? it’s always been 7

What I’m Wearing: my pajamas aka a ratty light blue avengers shirt from walmart with holes and weird stains and pajama shorts with lil stars and moons from walmart as well lmaooo

Dream Trip: PUMPKIN SOUP WORLD TOUR

Instruments: flute and piano...i am a Lady

Languages: english and spanish because i’m basic and unoriginal

Favourite Song/s: of all time?? BABA YETU!!!!!!!!!!

Random Fact: wild how some of y’all don’t know that i have a twin sister. we ain’t look alike pero u came out from the same mom so

Aesthetic: exposed brick, warm tones, neon lighting, pink sunsets, matte, possums

6) “find the word tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (gosh it’s just u nd me and these tag games huh!!)

rules are you are given a set of words to search them in your wips. my set of challenge words are:  tear(s), snow, sun, laugh

omg...i couldn’t....find any of those words in any of my wips asjkdsajkldsa WHEW this was quite....uneventful lmao sorry to disappoint :(( however, i did find some with the word “laughter”...does that count?

start from the beginning (connor x reader)

Hank can’t contain his laughter as he wraps his arms across his chest and shakes his graying hair. He knows that when Connor whips out his formal title out, it’s all in a joking, familial matter. “Oh, and you’re gonna use me as well? Shit, kid, might as well take my house while you’re at it.”

untitled bucky x reader

Your laughter sounds like a sweet melody, one he’s heard over and over again yet he never gets tired of hearing it. Bucky watches as you stand up and walk towards him to take the mason jars out of his hands. His eyes look down to observe a golden wedding band around your finger which prompts him to look at his own left hand. Lo and behold, gold.

oh hold up i found “laugh” lmaooo

untitled connor x reader

“Hello? Is anyone home?” He waves his hand over your face to snap you out of your daze. Your reaction makes Connor’s whole body shake as he laughs with his entire being. A shy smile grows as you lick the seam of your lips and giggle softly to yourself. The candles on the cake flicker, the flames creating a hypnotic trance as they dance to and fro.

(if it sounds ooc, there’s a reason for that that you’ll find out IF I EVER PUBLISH IT LMAOO)

WAIT! I FOUND “TEAR(S)”!!

untitled bucky x reader

Tears prickle at the edge of your eyes but you must not show the fear, the exact physiological response they’re anticipating. You slow down your erratic breathing, trying your best to calm your racing heart. Your eyes shift from your boots to the containment they are keeping your Bucky in. He is sound asleep, a false sense of peace and equilibrium. You want to caress his face and to press your body against him once again to remember the feeling you’ve lost years ago.

7) “ writing style alignment tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (u a real one)

most definitely a chaotic planster! defined by:

has an idea for a plot when they start

who writes things down??

has to assemble scenes into a frankendraft

my method is incredibly messy when it comes to writing. usually there is an idea (thanks, nick fury), which is usually triggered by a scene i want to develop. sometimes all i have is a scene but no plot. sometimes i have a concept of a plot with no real direction. AM I VALID??

8) “ playlist shuffling tag” tagged by @the-darklings (*jenna marbles voice* oh hell yeah) and @veanery (oh my gosh this tag is from many MOONS ago)

since my main playlist only has like five songs, i will go into my general playlist where it’s a literal...what even is it...

oriana by roger zarzour

focus by blackcode

superhuman by crystal knives

adios by ricky martin

take me (not your dope remix) by jikay

all you need to know by gryffin

this is love by hardwell

can’t hear a word you’re saying by x-change

kay gayi chull by the kapoor & sons cast

music del corazon by josh groban

9) “about me tag” tagged by @veanery (brooo thank u), @pointedly-foolish (ayy lmaoo suh dude), @deviantramblings (this was a popular game huh), and @wrinkledparchment (miss. lexi said rights!)

name: angel

gender: female

birthday: november 10th

relationship status: single

favorite color: sunflower yellow

top 3 ships: besides my usual self-ships, let’s do some...actual ships. finnrey, thorkyrie, finnpoe

last song: 学園天国 by clc

last movie: *checks letterboxd* spider-man: far from home lmaooo asjkdsjakl

10) “OTP challenge “ tagged by @reyskywclker (thank u for my rights, miss. parker)

besides the ones that i said in the previous tag, here’s ten more

john/abigail

han/leia

rey/jessika

sam/bucky

thor/bruce

carol/maria

t’challa/nakia

connor/north

peter/mj (mcu)

fuck i literally don’t ship a lot omg i am running on FUMES uhhhh....tiana/prince naveen

11) “about me” tagged by @reyskywclker (this is literally from earlier this year eye...)

Q1. Relationship status?

single and printing out boyfriend applications as we speak

Q2. Favourite colour?

right now it’s yellow :) it definitely fluctuates with what’s going tf on with my life. real life mood ring

Q3. Top 3 ships?

i’m going self-ships because it’s MY sleepover!! loki/me but two more times

Q4. Lipstick or chapstick?

MATTE LIQUID LIPSTICK IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOOOO

Q5. Last song I listened to?

came here for love by sigala

Q6. Last movie I watched?

spidey far from homie

12) “aesthetics tag” tagged by @deviantramblings (mwah!)

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea //strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés //unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // rome or amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroon or croissants // glitter or matte //degas or seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip //colouring books or water colour // fairy lights or candles

13) “about tag” tagged by @obsiidio (o hy mgosdhashdja HELLLLOOO!!)

name: angel, formally known as anjelica age: 24 lmaooo favourite colour: yellow!! when you made this account: may 26, 2010 at 8:40:44 PM follower count: 1,861?? i think? superpower: night owl favourite drink: ICE COLD WATER, BABEYY! a song(s) you love right now: devil inside me by kshmr dream career: for now....doing something fun while getting paid dream vacation: tokyo and seoul aka just the pumpkin soup world tour hogwarts house: hufflemfpuff fuck jk rowlings for sorting me into gryffindor favourite character this week: DR. JOHNNY WILCOX!!!! HELL YEAH!! christmas or halloween: halloweem

and THAT’S THAT ON THAT! whew, that was...a lot of energy. this took me two days to finish. for those who have not been tagged in these challenges, feel free to tag me in any of these :) you do NOT have to do each and everyone of them ajskdjsal 

#about me