guys new troll twins au update, they eat him
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I'm going to bed. You better not sneak into my room and slip your headphones on me and play me your powerful brainwashing audios all night while you have your way with my vulnerable body so I wake up as your mindlessly enslaved toy... you better not!
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Headcanon! The hypnosis effect dampens with alcohol. Alastor fortifies with a shot of absinthe if he's expecting to be in close proximity to Vox. It has an effect like making a sound under water. You hear, but you can't really make it out.
Vox: (walks into an Overlord meeting)
Alastor: Ah, fuck. (pulls an entire bottle of vodka out of his coat and chugs the whole thing)
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one tgirl maid is fine, but never ever hire two
they will get no work done and spend the whole time sloppily swapping bodily fluids and not cleaning
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Joel full well knowing Pearl’s task and yet choosing to purposefully guess the wrong one as a show of good faith means everything to me
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Lucifer grabbed the front of Alastor's coat and forced the taller demon to look down at him. Lucifer looked into Alastor's eyes, trying to see something. His eyes were beautiful, like the ocean reflecting the moon, but all he got was a funny feeling in his stomach. Before he can think anything of it, his fist was already punching Alastor in the stomach, making the Radio Demon fall to the ground
"Fuck you, dude," Lucifer mumbled as he walked away, making sure to step on Alastor's fingers
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Riddle me this, why do all little Britain boys have these hats or just hats that are similar to it
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Concept: A societal health metric based on the observed distributed appreciation and popularity placed on individual musical performers.
My theory is that society is less healthy when vocalists are considered more important than the instrumentalists in a musical group. There is a perfect distribution to be found here.
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