My only defense of conceptual follower Benny is that he was a warrior nomad and a raider, that still has it in him if we take the All Roads comic into consideration, and how he is not like a real dainty soft hand city slicker, cause it’s mostly an act.
So in scenarios where he is forced to travel with the Courier I 100% think he’d be like “What do ya mean you can’t scale a mountain, pussycat? Watch how the pros do it.” And then you see him scuttle up a cliff face scarily fast only to have to save him when he bumps into a Cazador nest.
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Chris: Alright, don’t panic, but an animal got loose in the Tortuga.
Aviva: What?! What did you release this time?
Koki: And why is Jimmy hiding behind the couch?
Chris: Yeah, Jimmy, don’t be ridiculous.
Jimmy: You mean the animal that escaped isn't dangerous?
Martin, laughing: Oh no, it’s just that hiding isn’t going to protect you - it will find you.
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Some Jenna drawings nobody asked for, but I wanted to give her attention
For those who don't know or don't remember: Jenna is an OC in my Crusade of a lonely turtle au comic
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there's a bigger part of me that takes pride in being Monster to a sick society, but the "reptiles are abhorrent" trope really does get to me sometimes. we are just lil folks
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the narrators family definitely had an obese tabby cat that they would dress up and take pictures of. the narrator is the only person the cat liked and would sleep in his bed.
tyler had a gecko that he found under a rock and kept in a shoebox for about three weeks before his mum found it and threw it outside. he cried.
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Man I know you came here as a Reddit refugee but I swear to god sometimes I forget that you haven’t been on here for a decade at least. And also that you’re only 18 wth. You truly brighten my dash with some of the most tumblr posts out there and it shocks me that ur newer. Keep doing the work. You’re doing!
Thanks a ton for the kind words!!!! Feels like I’ve always been here spiritually, so maybe I have really been here for a decade…..
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AU where Mickey Mouse gets caught by a warrior cat and acts like fucking Jiminy Cricket but evil. The warrior cat clans proceed to become capitalist corporations that fund wars and slowly destroy StarClan through the bastardization of the morals they claim to stand for.
I had to post this before I thought it wasn't funny anymore.
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There is something uniquely kind and disturbing that Benny and the Khans ambushed the Courier and brought them to a cemetery to be killed.
It's an unmarked shallow grave. They would've died with no name and no one to come to look for them, not a thought in anyone's head expect and afterthought for their killer. But in that, they are still laid to rest. No one they know will visit them but their grave will be visited, maintained at least by the townspeople of Goodsprings. Unresolved but not forgotten.
Benny did not choose the cemetery out of kindness, it was pragmatic as people are likely to not mess with a grave in a town like Goodsprings, fresh or not.
After all... It's rude to disturb the dead, though, what does that mean if they were never truly made to rest?
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please look at the way Squirtle is illustrated in The Electric Tale of Pikachu manga
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Went to an expo today specifically in search of these little gals - everyone say hi to Barbie, Barbie, and Barbie! :D
Let the lesbian clone gecko army commence. 😈
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