#or smoke it

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

[cali]

sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

#everytime i smoke too much i enter the lives of lawyers and secretaries and all the lives that arent mine #and on lsd i kept concentrating rlly hard on not becoming u #although now i think thats wrong but i havent done it in a while maybe if im brave ill not fight it next time

[zenwhoberi]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about #dkdjdkfkfkf #if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots

[charlesoberonn]

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

#climate change #king of the hill #koth #smoking #global warming

[teabree-shark]

Satire is dead

BTW it's real

#i wanted to see what they were smoking #but ot turns out they were already dead #enshittification

[wolfertinger666]

wolf girls³

#my art #furry #anthro #wolf #cerberus #smoking tw

[inktho]

Delicious in Done-geon

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #cosplay #my friend was smoking and I was like can I hold that for a second

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

#moodboard #sandwiches #pit beef #eggplant parmesan #hot sausage and peppers #turkey and cheddar #smoked meat sandwich #big mac #club sandwich #salt bagel with lox #philly special #vegan root vegetable hoagie with carrot provolone #spicy cumin lamb burger #swedish hot dog with shrimp salad #chopped cheese #sausage mcmuffin #the hebrew hammer #grocery store sub #shrimp po boy #tuna salad hoagie #dolma on pita with feta cheese tzatziki #top round and swiss with gravy #mortadella prosciutto and burrata #torta milanesa #half smoke egg and cheese #lamb souvlaki #banh mi #reuben #pork gyro #hot muffuletta

[incognitopolls]

If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #miscellaneous polls #submitted dec 15 #smoking #cigarettes

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess? #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[vivsimoon]

Please God let this be a blunt

#I think it’s time we as a society let Simon petrikov smoke weed #please #🥺 #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #Ik it’s obviously not weed but let me be delulu

[chipchappcomic]

just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!

#fluttershy #mlp fim #mlp #mlp animation #animation #girls who smoke weed #idk what else to tag

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

#speak friend and enter #ok to rb #so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching) #but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain? #ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean

[shattered-earth]

So IDK if people will understand this concept but I made "corner pins"

Basically they are tiny pins with TWO posts on them, and you use them to hold up mementos like instax/photos/tickets etc without having to puncture them, and without having to pinch them with the metal or the push pin edge etc. You can simply rest the corner of the item between the posts gently!

These are the cute ribbon/bow ones, I also made some others that i think would be really cool on your mementos ToT

Let me know what you think about this concept?? I don't know how to market it but i really thought it was a nice idea T_T. You can find them in my store here

#enamel pins #squiggle cat #store #smoke #akatsuki smoke ic couldn't resist

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am #he has his hat on too obviously #vox is so done with him #dont ask how his wings changed colour ok #thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #vox #valentino #vox x valentino #voxval #staticmoth #my boys #love them #digital art #art

[wolfertinger666]

sunset drive🐺🐺🐺

#my art #furry #anthro #wolf #Cerberus #smoking tw #im not vood at drawing vehicles 😭