Cini, do you think Spinch is pretty? You love her, right? What is it about that drone that draws you into her? Is it cuz she’s a bit chubby? Cuteness?
Spinch, what do you find attractive about Cini? Is it the way he’s charming? Politeness? The way he carries himself at times when he’s being a tallest?
Cini "I find Spinch very appealing visually. Even in my worst mood, a glimpse of her smile and a glint of light off her eyes never fails to soothe me."
Spinch "Aw..."
Cini "Love-- Yes, if I've gotten the right translation here; there are a few Irken words that somewhat match the definition-- Yes, I love Spinch very much. The best day of my life is the day I first realized this. It's a love that has survived centuries which is a miracle. I was unable to express just how much love for her I had for most of the years we spent alive in each other's company."
Spinch "Same cruiser. I never really knew how to interpret his acts of affection or how to appropriately respond to them."
Cini "Roundness and cuteness certainly captured my attention. Round is my favorite shape."
Spinch *blush; fidgets*
Cini "But, what keeps me drawn to Spinch is her stability-- by that I mean, I know I can trust her with my life, soul and PAK. Spinch is a very calm, very responsible, very practical drone. She spent most of her adult life crunching numbers, sorting data and presenting me with her work to help me make informed, helpful decisions for the empire. She was blasting GOOD at it too.
Whatever my question, whatever my problem, Spinch would guide me to the best available solution and did so with little to no negativity or criticism.
I'm a flighty, rather selfish drone by nature if left unchecked. Spinch kept me grounded as a tallest and as a Irken drone. She is a much needed reminder of what is truely important. The kind of support and friendship she has given me over the centuries is priceless."
Spinch "Oh. Um... excuse me, I'm processing still...
I, um.. I don't think there's a drone on Irk who wouldn't find him visually stunning."
Cini *long, sad exhale* "Foo. Hearts stopped throbbing over me once my third century jubilee was celebrated."
Spinch *dismissive hand motion* "I always thought of him as attractive, ever since I watched his debut as ruling tallest on live streaming.
His energy was-- is unmatched. His aura is so blinding and warm; it's undeniable. The best part about that is, it's infectious. When I started working on his personal staff, my confidence soared for the first time in my life. Cini always spoke to me kindly. He never made me feel small or inferior, even though he towered over me in every way.
I'm a personified whisper; a squishy throw pillow with a PAK. I never took risks. Never engaged in conflict unless forced. Never drew attention to myself. Cini's showmanship always impressed me because of this. He's so brave; it's inspiring.
Not once did I ever feel valued as an Irken until I became acquainted with him. He'll always have my love and loyalty for that."
Cini *teary eyed*
Spinch *teary eyed*
[Sorry for using old art for this.]
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One of my classmates showed up to class, with a pepperoncini jar, filled with water. ↓
Label still on and I just. Go off king, you're hydrated, fiscally savy, and environmentally responsible I guess?
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Stuffed Pepperoncini
If you bring this dish to a party, make sure you bring the recipe with you, because everyone will want it after eating these.
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mewr lore is the COOLEST THING EFUR and there is SO MUCH and i am VERY IMPURRESSED and i ADMIRE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100000000 LOVE BEAMS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((i sent this bcs i was recently reading thru pepperoncinis tag and i felt like it needed 2 b said!))
Pepperoncini "High praise, indeed! The BEST kind of praise! From the bottom of my swelling heart, I thank you, I thank you, I thank you!
But I must extend the praise; I am only "mighty" because of the labor, loyalty and endless self-sacrifice of my drones. Every accomplishment listed in my stats was made possible because of the achievements of former tallests. My Empire is prosperous and vast because of the invaluable contributions from my allies. Bounty and fortune to them! My role is to utilize these assets to the upmost benefit for everyone involved-- to the best of my abilities.
PRAISE TO, well... all of that! HA...HA...HA!" *catches breath* "And praise to you. To the lounge! Revel with me, my generals and my staff. I would perform, but my coordinator has advised me against ascending the trapeze these days. Indulge and give me input. Input is crucial to my role."
[Tallest Pepperoncini was originally supposed to be a prop/ sidenote in my 18-years-later au, but his origin story just took off. He's such a big, sparkly ham, but kind-hearted. Glad other people found him as fun as I did fleshing out his character.
As for my lore, it's amazing what having no social life and a desperate need for escapism can accomplish. XD
But, seriously, I can't take all the credit. Much of my Irken fan lore is a collaboration of the imaginations, rp sessions, asks, and submissions of @narlowemcfarlowe , @a-wanderin-whirlybird , @krizaland @evrelai @monsoonceroom (and I'm sure I'm neglecting to mention someone; if I did, please forgive me. My memory is shit; long term and short term.)
No where near as social or active as I used to be; forgive me everyone! You're all awesome!
So sorry my content is all over the place. I feel like so many posts of mine get lost in tumblr oblivion and don't show up in tags; especially asks. You're a trooper to scroll through this mess.
Thank you and forgive me for rambling.
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