#vacuum sealed

[fluffmamon]

the great ace attorney x trese crossover

#my art #tgaa #the great ace attorney #tgaac #tgaa chronicles #susato mikotoba #asougi kazuma #ryuunosuke naruhodou #ace attorney #trese #trese komiks #how tight i drew kazuma and ryuu's pants still gets me #vacuum sealed

[fagtroubles]

the daddy tearing the kitten's tights

background: black tights vacuum sealed with polaroid

taken: 2/9/24

#t4t nsft #the daddy #the kitten #tights #polaroid #vacuum sealed

[thesealfriend]

:D

#seal of approval #vacuum sealed

[bambuita]

Hooked up to a heart ♥️ monitor since Friday for the next 3 weeks… harvested couple days ago… chopped with onions…roasted…vacuumed sealed … and into our new upright freezer they went for 34 future meals. We already had a couple of nights that dropped to the 30’s but I sure covered my hot peppers to pick sometime tomorrow 😆 & I did mail a box of them to my parents.

Peppers: ajvarski, criolla de cocina, pepperoncini, poblano and bell

10/12/22

#pepper #homegrown #harvest #freezing #roasting #ohio #gardening #zone 6 #garden #vegetables #fruit #preserving #vacuum sealed #criolla de cocina pepper #pepperoncini #bell #poblano #ajvarski

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #7880

  Vacuum sealing foods, so satisfying.  – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

#sad #help #hope #reason to live #depressed #depression #empty #alone #mental illness #anxiety #trauma #guest submission #mental health #vacuum #vacuuming #vacuum sealed #food #satisfying #organization

[snallyghosted]

what i would give to be shrinkwrapped

#snallyghosted #vacuum sealed #its the tism

[transgirltiddies]

I’m 195cm (6’5” I think?)

Help

is this about my tall trans girls post? if it is, dm me please~~

if it's not, boy do I have a solution for you

#asked and answered #tall #trans #transfem #space bag #get compressed #vacuum sealed #hope this helps #but fr #y'all remember these commercials? #nostalgic asf

[wintergreenoreo]

I dont wanna know the context of this pic tbh

#looks like they vacuum sealed him #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[zillychu]

someone said vampire au?

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #TEEF... #yes i only rendered his vacuum sealed chest. what of it #zilly art

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: I hate kissing Lucifer when he's wearing his hat, but he refuses to take it off at any point during the day.

Husk: Why, you don't like the brim blocking his face?

Alastor: No, I keep getting stabbed in the eye with his crown.

Alastor: At this point I'm sure he enjoys my screams of pain more than kissing.

#it's tough for alastor out there #maybe you need to crouch before approaching him idk #also no alastor will not budge either he will keep getting stabbed in the eye until lucifer caves in first #the hat is like fucking. vacuum sealed to his head. it cannot be removed by normal means #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer

[daily-teki]

can you draw the memory dance girl as a cat?

Day 150: happy 4/20 for everyone still in those timezones, here’s tekitty smoking a fat blunt

#do NOT let your cat smoke a blunt I shouldn’t have to say this but I still will #i WAS going to have tekitty eating The Bird but due to recent events he will be vacuum sealed and put in the freezer #daily teki #teki yttd #yttd memory dance girl #memory dance girl #your turn to die #yttd #yttd dailies #yttd daily #yttd art #teki tsutone #yttd fanart #daily yttd #tw smoking #i guess?

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Ruby: (trying to get all the air out of her ziplock baggy)

Yang: Whatcha doin', Sis?

Ruby: I'm trying to get the air out of my sandwich bag. (gently squishes the bag)

Yang: Oh, I got you, Rubes. (takes the bag, closes it most of the way, and proceeds to suck the air out of the small opening in the corner)

Sandwich: (slowly getting silenced in an airlock) Help...meeee.....

Yang: (closes the bag completely) Here you go.

Ruby: Thanks, Yang!

Weiss: (stares in disgust) That cannot be sanitary.

Blake: (stares in resignation) I'm marrying into this family.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby crack post #vacuum seal #come on #who hasn't done this? #Just me? #it's satisfying watching the baggy seal the food #Yes you are Blake

[mushroomnoodles]

Hear me out, Simon waddles. He's old, and pregnant. His back hurts A LOT, henceforth he waddles.

:0

simon waddles so hard except for when hes cosplaying being not pregnant in public.

morri's size and their growth spurts mean the back pain is doubled, plus i imagine the whole pelvic-joint loosening thing that happens was not helping.

he probably started waddling nearing the end of his 2nd trimester but it was a lot more subtle and if he caught himself doing it he'd try to correct it (he felt silly). he'd also try to keep a normal gait even when it got harder in marcy and pb's presence, but eventually it was too much effort and marcy especially got to see him in full penguin mode.

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

#i have a mproblem #a #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #mpreg #simon petrikov mpreg #plainvanilla #simons back feels like its being vacuum sealed #he just looks so goofy to her #its a little distracting lmaoo

[zegalba]

JUNTAE KIM: 'Romantic Poetry' Merchandise Kits autumn/winter 2023

#juntae kim #romantic poetry #gloves #fashion #vacuum seal #accessories #photography #aw23 #2023

[tallatonk]

cucurucho is gonna check the federation's security cameras later and wonder why cellbit keeps taking people to shit in the office's bathroom.

next meeting, theyre gonna be like

cucurucho: why????

cellbit, with 15 books worth of lore up his ass: yall got those fancy toilets with bidets and two ply tissue paper. all the bathrooms in the island smell like piss and revolution

#“plus everyone keeps getting vacuum sealed to the toilets some how.... yall should get on that” #qsmp #talla talk #liveblogging #qsmp cellbit #qsmp cucurucho