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wildfire317s-oc-box · 1 year

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My nicknames for the demon slayer / kny characters (probably gonna be edited as time goes on):

Tanjiro: checkers, fox-cub, country bumpkin #1, cannon-ball, simba, glitched eevee

Nezuko: dynamite, foxlette, bunny-rabbit, local cleric

Zenitsu: bug-zapper, sparky, thunder, lightning bolt, zen-, simp lord, timone, pikachu

Inosuke: piggu, oinker, boar-boy, country bumpkin #2, mankey, pumba

Murata: squeaker, lucky clover, mister nine lives

Genya: fluff-ball, grumpy gills junior, half 'n' half, hyena-boy, beastie

Kanao: lucky-flip

Aoi: lapis, sky blue

Sabito: sabi-, fire fox, soggy/sabi-fox, fox-boy, the ginger, local red-head, short-stack, short-king, secret weasly

Makomo: momo-chan, sky-fox, quick-silver, shorty, daisy-chain

Giyuu: shadow, shadow-fox, fox-fox, espresso-depresso

Urokodaki: fox-dad, old man river

Kyojuro: Ren-, K(i)yo, Phoenix, fire-chicken, owl boy, (my apologies in advance) donut man

Shinjuro: mega butt-lord, maltov, head-butt practice, gunpowder fuse

Senjuro: owlet, Sen-, baby-phoenix, sweet bean

Kanae: monarch, lilac, sweet one

Shinobu: lavender, butterfly, grumpy one, chihuahua

Sanemi: feral-ass, gremlin man, feral pomeranian, cottonheaded ninimuggins, cotton poof, grumpy gills senior, shouty mc-lionmane the second (the original being nishiki from tokyo ghoul), deranged dandelion, dunkass

Uzui: loud-mouth, gaston knock-off, bastard ass, obnoxious mf, tryhard ninja, man-hoe, rich prick, pickpocket-bait, spoiled jackass, captain crack-head, testiclies high dumbass of testosterone

Muichiro: Mui-, -chiro, misty, cloudy-boy, spacer, space-cadet, pedo-buster, smol-bean

Mitsuri: love-bug, melon-stripes, best-girl (of the humans), cat-girl, sweet-girl

Iguro: snek, sneky-snek, snake-boy, snake-charmer, zebra-stripes, duo-chrome, dress boy (you all know the dress i mean if you look at his entire color-palette), icyhot, sneaky simp

Gyomei: gentle giant, beastie-tree, tibetin-mastiff, the tall one, prayer beads, mister budda beads

Kaigaku: Kai-, evil-sparky, local rogue, invert-color-zenitsu, black-lightning, gender-bent azula, tiger-cub

Kokushibo/mitchikatsu: koku-, mitchi-, -shibo, sixer, moony, Kaigaku's dad, ponytail

Douma: frosty, blondie, ink-splat, great-dane, daki & gyutaro's dad, rainbow-brain, lounge-lion, kaleidoscope eyes

Akaza/Hakuji: cat-boy, tabby-stripe, raging-bisexual, pinky, -kaza

Nakime: Naki, rapunzel, mademoiselle noir, Naki-nak's

Hantengu: -tengu, murder-hobo, bird-brain, lord of bullshitery, han-, mousey

Gyokko: shape of water, fish for brains, dollar-store axolotl, house-plant, shitty-wizard, pedo-fish, off brand anish kapoor

Daki: material-girl, alt-timeline barbie (if you know you know), miss wears pink on wednesdays

Gyutaro: pretty paint-splatter boy, cutie-spots, pretty pretty gyutaro, floofy-hair, sharky, snarky-shark, gyu-, taro-taro, hyena-shark, hyena-man, mantis, floof-floof-cotton-poof, paint/ink splatter cutie

Enmu: enmu the tank engine, train-boy, emu, goat-eyes, (^w^)/OwO face, crazy-train, (in reference to his disembodied hand alone) off brand thing, HMS (his majesty's simp), the OwO translator

Ubume: n/a

Rokuro: geode, lower moon dad 2, rock-uro

Hairo: grouchy wolf, grumpy guns, dollar store cowboy

Wakuraba: elf-ears, off-brand legolas

Mukago: fuzzball, whiskers, fluffy-horns

Rui: spidy, spider-boy, ru-ru, rui-ru, web-slinger, tiny bean, smol gremlin, precious pain in the ass, adorable lil shit, squishy, squishy-cheeks, raging ball of white fluff, spidy/spider-paws

Kamanue: baby-dragon, kama-kama, kama, nue

Kyogai: tiger-stripes, tiger, kyo-, looks like a dad (not even kidding he looks very similar to my actual dad just put a goatee on him), mister its a kilt, captain funky music, big drummer-boy, lower moon dad 1

Tamayo: tama-san, tama-tama, the science queen

Yushiro: bratty-cat, simp king

Susumaru: maru, susu, maru-chan

Yahaba: triple a, mister hand-eye coordination, off brand death the kid

#kny nicknames #demon slayer nicknames

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irl-morros-account · 9 months

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you act like a fuckin pomeranian. or a chihuahua. take your pick

I'm no fucking pomeranian, are you kidding me?? Those groomed, over-sized dandelions?? Don't ever do that again.

Also, according to the others I am a tasmanian devil. So. Get deflected.

#morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #stop MAKING FUN OF MEEE #all of yoh #i woke up like 20 minutes ago #answering asks #feral-ass-raccoon

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lyranova · 2 years

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Chapter 2: A Joke Taken Seriously

Hi guys! Here’s the second chapter of Dandelions Wishes hehe, I was gonna work on “Children of the Future” but the muses refused 😪. Anywho this entire chapter is just Zera and Yami joking and “bullying” William, and sadly he takes the joke seriously. A lot of the lines in this chapter were written by me and @thoughtfullyrainynightmare on discord so she deserves a lot of credit for this as well!

Word Count: 1,687

Warnings: None

“ You’re the Golden Dawn Captain?!” Zera nearly shouted, William and Yami just stood there looking at her. She walked up to William, who almost took two steps back but couldn’t get his feet to move, and she glared daggers at him.

“ You’re the one sending your guys to harass me?” She nearly growled, William opened his mouth to speak but no words would come out.

“ I uh, I think I’m gonna go-.” Yami started as he began to back away but after he saw the look of ‘if you leave I will kill you’ in William's eyes he thought better about it.

“ I’ll have you know sir that I am a hardworking and honest civilian of the Clover Kingdom!” She started as she gently poked his chest with her index finger. “ I would like to think you and your squad have better things to do than harass an innocent woman who is abiding by the law!” She added and William just stood there, not quite sure what to say about this outburst.

“ I-I umm-.” He started hesitantly but Zera cut him off.

“ I have the proper documents and even the official importation papers for all of my plants! But for some reason unbeknownst to me, that doesn’t suit your ‘high standards’!” She continued, William began to stammer and finally was able to get his legs to work enough for him to move backwards, but with every step he took Zera took one as well.

As William stood there in shock Zera continued down her list of grievances, with each one making him more and more confused. He had no idea what she was talking about, he hadn’t ordered anyone to harass her, and why did she keep emphasizing that she was an honest citizen, when had he said anything to the contrary? Apparently he was missing a vital piece of information.

Zera’s rant lasted around 10 minutes, which shocked both Yami and William. Apparently William had been right earlier when he thought she had been keeping a lot of her anger in.

“ And you know what, if I’m so damned awful why don’t you just put me over your knee and spank me huh?!” She finished as she put her hands on her hips, William’s face turned a bright red underneath his mask.

“ S-S-Spank you?!” He nearly shouted, Yami began to howl with laughter from beside the two.

He had been watching them with a mixture of shock and amusement, it was rare to see Vangeance so caught off guard, and it was even funnier since Zera was so much shorter than William. It was like watching a Pomeranian bark at a scared Samoyed.

“ Y’know what? I like her, she’s perfect for you Goldie Guts!” Yami said with a laugh, causing both William and Zera to look at him.

“ You what-?” William asked in shock, what was Yami talking about? This woman was perfect for him?! Has Yami officially lost his mind?!

“ You oughta snatch her up before someone else does, she’s a keeper trust me.” Yami said with a smirk, William stammered as he stared at his friend and colleague, but he turned when Zera opened her mouth.

“ If I were to marry him, does that mean I would get immunity for any future, um, ‘smuggling’ crimes?” She asked curiously, Yami tilted his head in thought.

“ Yeah I think so.” Yami said and William just looked at him.

“ No it wouldn’t?!” William nearly shouted in disbelief, he turned to look at Zera as she made a humming sound.

“ Hm, I’ll have to seriously consider this.” She muttered thoughtfully.

William just stood there completely dumbfounded, what was happening right now?! Was his friend setting up an arranged marriage for him right now, with a complete stranger who, from what he gathered, didn’t like him at all?! He suddenly felt Yami clap him on the shoulder.

“ It’s about time you settled down Goldie, all the other Captains have and if I’m being honest, I don’t think you’re going to find anyone better than her.” Yami told him as he patted his shoulder again, William turned.

“ Excuse me?! How would you know if I couldn’t find someone better than her?!” He asked in disbelief, and after realizing how harsh his words sounded he and Yami turned to look at Zera, who was once again glaring at him.

“ Oh, so now I’m a bad wife?” She asked with irritation, lacing her voice. “ I’ll have you know Captain that I am top tier wife material, and there are loads of men in Clover who’d love to have me as their wife thank you very much!” She added as she once again put her hands on her hips.

“ I-I didn’t mean-.” William stammered, but Yami once again cut him off.

“ See? There are lots of guys who want to marry her, so you might wanna propose to her before someone else does.” Yami suddenly began to look around. “ Where’s the nearest jewelry store?” He asked Zera.

“ W-Wait a second Yami-.” William started but Zera suddenly pointed to the side of them with a smile.

“ Around the corner and to the right.” She directed, Yami nodded, grabbed William by the back of his cloak, and dragged him towards the nearest jewelry store.

William stood inside the jewelry store numbly, trying to figure out how in the world he got here. He thought today would be just a normal and calm day, instead it was confusing and completely chaotic. Yami turned around to look at William.

“ What? Don’t you nobles get married like this all the time?” Yami asked curiously, he silently wondered if he and Zera’s joke had accidentally broken the Golden Dawn Captain.

When Yami had started joking at first he hadn’t expected the flower shop owner to join in and make the joke even more outlandish, but he had to admit that made him like her a lot. Someone else who enjoyed messing with and bullying William? That would instantly make them a friend of Yami’s.

“ Now let’s see,” Yami muttered as he started looking at rings. “ we need to find a nice ring for Mrs. Vangeance, it’s gotta be woodsy and leafy since you have tree magic and she’s got some sort of plant magic.” He added.

“ W-Wait a second Yami, this is out of line even for you” William started as he seemed to snap himself out of his stupor. “ I barely even know the woman, and she isn’t my wife so don’t call her ‘Mrs. Vangeance’!” William added as his brain was finally catching up to what Yami was saying.

“ Not with that kind of attitude she won’t be, and barely knowing someone hasn’t stopped you nobles from marrying before has it?” Yami pointed out, William opened his mouth, he couldn’t say anything about the last part of Yami’s sentence, but the first one, who said William even wanted to marry this woman?!

“ Now what about this ring,” Yami asked as he pulled out a light gold band with a green jewel in the center that had what appeared to be vines inside. “ this fits both your tree plant thing you two have.” He added as he walked up to the counter.

“ He’ll take this one.” Yami told the woman at the front, William just stared, was this his life now? Was he really going to let his friend do this to him? I mean, yes Zera was pretty, but he didn’t even know her so how on earth could he become engaged to her?!

Later that same day

William slowly walked back into his office and flopped down into his chair, he took his mask off and set it down onto the desk. He was exhausted, it was as though he had come back from some difficult mission, when in fact he had only gone to Kikka. He heard someone knock on his office door and he softly told them to come in. He looked up and saw it was his Vice Captain Langris Vaude.

“ Ah I see you’re back Captain,” Langris said as he closed the door behind him, he walked towards the desk and saw the tired look on his face. “ did your visit to Kikka go well?”

“ I got engaged.” William announced suddenly as he placed his head onto the desk, Langris blinked rapidly as he stared at his Captain.

“ I’m sorry what?” He asked in surprise, William raised his head and leaned back in his chair.

“ I got engaged.” William repeated softly, Langris walked around the desk and looked at his Captain in disbelief.

“ I- How- Why- What happened? You just went to the market for some fresh air!” Langris asked incredulously, William sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose before he explained what happened.

Langris listened intently, as his Captain explained. So far, it sounded like one big joke, but with how seriously the Captain was taking it, it had to be real right? Although he couldn’t exactly figure out why Captain Sukehiro would want to set the Captain up with a stranger in the first place.

“ Sir,” Langris started hesitantly. “ Could this all just be one big joke? It sounds a bit…outlandish.” Langris asked and watched the Captain shake his head.

“ No. They were both deadly serious Langris, so now I'm officially engaged to a woman I barely know and who doesn’t really like me for whatever reason.” William said with another sigh, he glanced at the potted Dandelions on his desk and smiled. He was already stuck in this situation, so he might as well take it seriously and try to make the Golden Dawn base a good home for his future wife. William stood up from his desk and looked at Langris.

“ Langris, I’m going to announce this news to the other squad members, and once that’s finished we’ll need to rearrange some things and possibly even add on a new bigger room.” William said thoughtfully as he walked around his desk, Langris nodded slowly but frowned.

“ Alright, but may I ask why?”

“ Because I’m going to ask my future wife to move into the base with us.”

Thank you all so much for reading and I hope you all have a good day 🥰!

#black clover fanfic #black clover fanfiction #dandelion wishes #oc; zera #yami sukehiro #william vangeance #langris vaude #black clover oc fanfiction #black clover oc x cc

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faifyn · 2 years

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Facts about Kim

As a child, she wanted to be a fashion designer.

Is a donor of his organs after death (since 2020)

Shaking leg when bored.

She always had a private bathroom and dorm room.

Close with Yura, Yeji, Mina, Lisa and Yeri.

Favorite food is spicy teokbokki.

The girl's motto: "If you quit the business that you started, then why did you even think about it and start it?"

She has 4 tattoos.

Hates pure milk, fish and eggs.

Relatives call her "Lili" or "Lita".

She has a Pomeranian named Hiro.

Passed for a driver's license in 2020.

Afraid of pigeons and insects.

Trained for 5 years.

Allergy to dandelions.

Likes to sleep and doesn't like to get up.

Hates aegyo and will never do it.

Admitted that she considers herself Bisexual.

Recording vocal covers.

She made her solo debut in 2020 with the mini-album "Mind" produced by her and 3racha.

She's fatally allergic to citrus.

They call her "Princess skz".

Favorite movie "Call me by your name".

She is left-handed and her hands measure 17.3 cm.

Members say she sneezes like a kitten.

Gryffindor House (Harry Potter)

Is an ambassador for Prada.

Was engaged in equestrian sports for 4.6 years.

Can't ride a two wheeler.

Favorite number-15.

Favorite colour-black.

#stray kids oc #stray kids #stray kids extra member #stray kids 9th member #stray kids au #skz female member #skz female oc #skz female addition #Kim's facts

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spider-xan · 5 months

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Favorite dog breed?

I like Pomeranians! They're like a giant ball of dandelion seeds waiting to blow away in the wind and a fluffy tumbleweed lol

#asks

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blixy3-0 · 3 years

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Bakugou X YN headcanons

Bakugou Katsuki definitely cooks for you, except he says he made extra and didn’t want to waste it

He also uses the fact that he thinks you need more protein after training as an excuse to cook for you

Splodey boy will absolutely not hold back on you if you ask to spar, but he will take you to your favorite tokoyaki place after he kicks your shit in and bandages you up

He kisses all of the little cuts he gives you and apologizes for being too aggressive after the spar

Mr Pomeranian puts his hand in your back pocket while your walking down the halls, it’s very calming for him.

Kacchan shows you off to Deku specifically, and will rub the fact that you two are dating in his face constantly. (The only time he’s good at physical affection)

Angry Dandelion can and will sit there for half an hour un-braiding and re-braiding your hair

Bakuboom also paints your nails for you as an excuse to hold your hand

Blasty is afraid to ask for physical affection, so if he really wants cuddles he’ll ask to watch a movie with you and then pretend to fall asleep in your lap, Works like a charm!

#bakugou katsuki #bakugou headcanons #Mr pomeranian #Angry dandelion #Blasty #anime #bnha #headcanon #bakugou x self insert #kacchan #Bakuboom

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sxcker-punched · 3 years

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HAPPY MUTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE BOOM BOOM BOY!! KATSUKI BAKUBITCH 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo #dynamight #lord explosion murder #angry pomeranian #angsty dandelion #I love my angry boom boom man so fucking much

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peepingwonderwall · 3 years

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ぴよりんｵﾌﾞｼﾞｮｲﾄｲﾊｲﾊﾟｰﾒﾃﾞｨｱｸﾘｴｲﾀｰ @harepiyopiyo

ポメラニアンとたんぽぽ春ですねかわいいですね

#spring #japan #dog #dandelion #pomeranian

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rune-artz · 4 years

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And so the dekuhuntTM begins...

Bakugou:*gets therapy and anger managemant to stop being an angry pomeranian/dandelion*

Uraraka:Do you guys remember that time Bakugou acted like he was better than everyone?

Deku:Ocha you are going to need to be more specific. That could have been anywhen between three months ago and the day he was born.

#bnha #bakugou katsuki #angry pomeranian #angry dandelion #roast bakugou #bakugou x therapy #good bakugou #wholesome

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maxie-waxie · 5 years

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Meet Pomelion the puppy Pokémon, and Dandoodle the seed Pokémon.

Pomelion:

Type: Grass

Pokédex entry: This Pokémon grows out of the ground where Dandoodle’s seeds land.

Dandoodle:

Type: Grass

Pokédex entry: When this Pokémon shakes, fur-like seeds are released and scattered around the area. Breeders will painlessly harvest these seeds and plant them in pots.

#pokémon #fakémon #pokemon #fakemon #doodle #golden #goldendoodle #pomeranian #puppy #dog #dandelion #plant #grass

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kaitheflyguy · 6 years

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a dandy little pomeranian

#bork #bork bork #dog #pomeranian #pom #dandelion #flower #weed #evil #drawing #Illustration #art #colored pencil #paper #ink #mixedmedia #adorable #plant #plants #doggy #heck #snarl

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cremelatte · 2 years

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— 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 —

᯽. Mocha (not IRL name)

᯽. She/her

᯽. Minor

᯽. Straight

᯽. Asian

᯽. INFP-T (sometimes can be an ISFP-T)

᯽. 2w1 Dominant . 269 Tritype (2w1 6w7 9w1)

᯽. Phlegmatic Melancholics

᯽. Hufflepuff Dominant . Ravenpuff / Gryffinpuff

᯽. Pukwudgie / Thunderbird

᯽. Neutral Good (based on my opinion) / Lawful Good (based on my mostly quizzes results)

᯽. Taurus Sun . Libra Moon . Cancer Rising . Taurus Mercury . Aries Venus . Cancer Mars

᯽. Multifandom

᯽. Has too many OCs & simps

᯽. Has too many ships

᯽. Secretly a lame fanfiction/story writer

᯽. A Blink

᯽. @ukiyopuffle's older sister

ꗃ. hobbies — !

᯽. Hanging out with family and/or friends

᯽. Singing

᯽. Reading books (any kind of books except textbooks 🙄)

᯽. Watching movies or series

᯽. Hearing music and/or songs

᯽. Writing stories (digitally)

᯽. Daydreaming

᯽. Shipping fictional characters (Matchmaking)

᯽. Helping my mom baking and/or cooking

᯽. Making moodboards (literally they're horrible)

᯽. Editing and drawing (sometimes)

᯽. Learning new yet interesting things

᯽. Etc

ꗃ. loves — !

᯽. My family <3

᯽. My friends and mutuals <3

᯽. My followers and supporters <3

᯽. My idols <3

᯽. HUGS

᯽. Aesthetics (favorites: Light Academia . Dark Academia . Romantic Academia . Classic Academia . Cottagecore . Green Aesthetic . Softcore . Ethereal . Art Hoe . Royaltycore . Japanese Aesthetic . Korean Aesthetic . Cozycore . Angelcore . etc)

᯽. Moodboards

᯽. Arts

᯽. Musics

᯽. Writings & Books

᯽. Fantasy . Comedy . Adventure . Mystery / Detective . Animation . Musical . Romance . and Action genres

᯽. Fluff and Hurt/Comfort tropes

᯽. Happy ending stories

᯽. Meaningful quotes

᯽. Astrology

᯽. FOODS

᯽. Cute and lovely animals

᯽. Flowers

᯽. Nature

᯽. Peace

᯽. Harry Potter

᯽. Animes (currently watch: Kimetsu no Yaiba / Demon Slayer and Detective Conan / Case Closed)

᯽. K-POPs (current favorite: BLACKPINK)

᯽. Incorrect quotes

᯽. Memes (ofc)

᯽. Holidays (who doesn't?)

᯽. Etc

ꗃ. hates — !

᯽. Losing my loved ones

᯽. Abuse

᯽. Racism

᯽. Plagiarism

᯽. Rude and bad people

᯽. Betrayal

᯽. Harsh criticism

᯽. Getting ignored

᯽. Being alone

᯽. Horror and Thriller genres

᯽. Angst tropes

᯽. Sad ending stories

᯽. Insects (except butterflies . fireflies . ladybug . dragonflies . bees . cricket . mantis . grasshopper . and caterpillar)

᯽. Dirty things

᯽. Messy places (sometimes)

᯽. Sour and bitter (usually)

᯽. Etc

ꗃ. misc — !

᯽. The username is made from “creme” (which means cream in French) and “latte”, making them into “@cremelatte” which means latte cream / creamy latte <3

᯽. Birthday: April 20th

᯽. Height: 154 cm

᯽. Weight: 48 kg

᯽. Ethnicity: Chinese

᯽. Religion: Christian

᯽. Favorite Colors: White . Beige . Brown . Gold . Black . Blue (mostly Baby Blue) . Green . Peach . Yellow . Pink (mostly Baby Pink) . Red . Purple (Lavender and Violet) . Silver . etc

᯽. Favorite Foods: can't decide 💀✋ but some of my favorites are Pastries . Desserts . Snacks . Sweet foods . Salty foods . Cheese and Chocolate related foods :)

᯽. Favorite Drinks: also can't decide ASVSISJWHSJ- yet, some of my favorites are Water (ofc!) . Milk . Tea . Machiatto . Mocha! . Coffee . Milkshakes . Juice . and Hot/Cold Chocolate! :D

᯽. Favorite Animals: Dogs (especially Shiba Inu, Golden Retriever, Husky, Samoyed, Pomeranian . Teacup Pomeranian . Maltese . and Corgi) . Bunnies . Cats (except Egyptian Cats — the hairless cats — I don't why but they look weird in my opinion-) . Dolphins . Hamsters . Birds (I love Hummingbird . Dove . Sparrow . and Birds of Paradise the most!) . Panda . Koalas . Tigers . Lion . Sheeps . etc

᯽. Favorite Flowers: Cherry Blossom . Rose . Dandelion . Tulips . Wisteria . Lavenders . Bluebell . Daisies . Sunflower . etc

᯽. Favorite Countries (based on their scenery): Japan . Korea . Hong Kong . France . Indonesia . USA . England . Italy . etc

᯽. Favorite Scents: Petrichor . Coffee . Foods (mostly baked, such as cookies) . Flowers . Books (new and old) . Soaps (sometimes) . etc

᯽. Favorite Season: all of them, but mostly Spring!

᯽. Favorite Anime of all the time (and only what I've watched): Demon Slayer / Kimetsu no Yaiba . Detective Conan / Cased Closed . Naruto . Ghibli Movies . and Sailor Moon!

᯽. Etc (will added some things if I found anything new! <3)

ꗃ. PS — !

If you want to know more about me, then you can see through my tag, #facts about me! :)

#about me #about the blogger #this is me #facts about me #about cremelatte #cremelatte #ꗃ. navigation — !#please like if you have read the navigation #and please don't reblog my navigation :<

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softer-ua · 3 years

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Being around Deku and Bakugo from the 1-2 seasons must have been so uncomfortable. You have this green kid running around basically saying "Katsutkins" to a feral pomeranian and this guys responds by screaming "Useless" or "Puppet", they are screaming at each other 24/7, they are in the middle of an exam and they start talking about their relationship you have no context for, sometimes they stop mid-conversation to just stare at each other for minutes, the broccoli kid punched All Might and you're pretty sure that's his Dad in the face to save the dandelion (even though it wasn't necessary), the other guy fought one of the head villian to save the other kid. When you ask them what's going, one just grunts and the other one just monologues about how amazing the other is. That's bonkers, class 1-A decides to just ignore their relationship and honestly I would too.

It’d have been insane 😂

Like usually I absolutely couldn’t give less of a fuck about the people’s around me relationships but I’d have been almost as creepy as they are trying to figure out wtf is going on

#softy answers

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ao3feed-geralt-jaskier · 3 years

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by all_hail_the_witcher

“Jaskier!”

And a swell of desire rose up in Jaskier’s stomach because he knew that gravelly voice. Quickly, he straightened his tie, thankful he had worn his good pink one today, before taking a deep breath and turning around.

“Geralt!” he said, trying furiously to keep his cheeks from flushing. “What a lovely surprise.”

“Surprise?” Geralt’s brows furrowed together as he walked up to Jaskier, his wolfs head cane clicking across the floor. He was wearing a light blue button down today with the sleeves cuffed to his forearms that made his golden eyes pop and Jaskier had to struggle to keep his eyes on his face. “I texted you this morning.”

Jaskier’s eyes widened as he reached into his blazer pocket for his phone. Sure enough, there were two messages from Geralt. The first was a picture of Roach, lying in a patch of sun in his apartment. The second was a message that read:

Hey, I’m going to be at Kleinfelds today doing a custom fitting. Can you help with the appointment?

And Jaskier had never even seen it. Much less responded.

or: our favorite wedding dress boys are back and more awkward and pining than ever

highly recommend reading part one first.

Words: 3720, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of the say yes to the dress au

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Triss Merigold, Lambert (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher), Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Eskel (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Triss Merigold, Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)

Additional Tags: say yes to the dress is back kids!!!, featuring:, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Jaskier | Dandelion Has Feelings, theyre for each other spoiler, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Chronic Pain, but its just there not the focus, and he uses a cane, Modern Era, Alternate Universe - No Powers, geralt is a wedding dress designer, jaskier is a consultant, takes place at kleinfelds, Dog Roach (The Witcher), she's a pomeranian and a devil, geralt has a nice ass, why is that not a tag, Lambert is an ass, but what else is new, Fluff, Pining, Mutual Pining, idiots being dumb, with a capital D, in a twist of fate jaskier is the clueless one in this, im surprised too believe me, Slow Burn, theyre clueless your honor, Awful Innuendos

#AO3 works tagged 'Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion'#ao3feed #fanfic #the witche

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