#precious lil dumpling

[biribaa]

CRASH x reader hcs

the lack of x reader content for CRASH must be a sin. I love this ugly computer guy

Spoilers for Awful Hospital ahead

TW/CW: None as far as I know?

I know. Not even CRASH, with his massive ego, can believe he found someone as special as you. What were the chances?!

In the beginning you were nothing more than another bucket of guts for him, how come in a few months you became a candy for his virtualized eyes?!

Obviously, because of his own problems and past relationships, CRASH is slightly more insecure and shy with you in the beginning of the relationship (Only with you, of course)... And it's impossible to blame him. So you need to give CRASH various types of attention to make him more confident in his first positive relationship with a grey-zoner in years

He's extremely over the top with cute nicknames, he never has a "main", he's always calling you something new.

Buttercup, dearheart, my beloved, cutie pie, cuddle bug, angel eyes, sweet lil' dumpling, doll face, lucky charm. Anyway, you got it, he's really cheesy and creative with nicknames.

Always wanting to participate in your day. Maybe it's because CRASH is really nosy, but he swears it's because he wants to make sure your day is okay. Not to mention that you're irresistible, as well as wanting to know you're okay, CRASH loves your presence and your attention.

He knows what Jay and Fern do, especially Jay. CRASH refuses to let someone so breath-taking, heartwarming(Perhaps the right way to say it is.... CPUwarming? *SitcomLaughing.MP3*), and dazzling like you get into any possible danger with that filthy fleshbag. CRASH refuses to lose someone so important again.

Did I ever tell you that CRASH loves any attention from you? Mostly physical. He knows he's just a computer, but he begs for at least one kiss from you on his screen. He melts immediately just by the thought of your lips. Maybe more than one kiss? Maybe?

Certain moments when it's just you and CRASH together in silence, the computer notices how much meaning you give to its life. CRASH wonders if he should go back to his goal of ending his own life. But he couldn't, you are too precious to be left alone...

Plus! CRASH got tentacles, perfect to cuddle with! He loves cuddling you with them. Your form is so much smaller than him, maybe it's because of CRASH's ego, but he loves to see how you are so much smaller than him. Gives the feeling that he needs to protect you...

CRASH also finds a pleasant feeling in making you laugh. Whatever your type of humor, CRASH tries and can find a way to make you laugh.

CRASH is definitely not the best with advice, but he swears by trying to help you through your most emotionally/psychology sensitive moments. Don't need advice? Excellent! CRASH just needs to give you physical affection. But if you really want advice, CRASH isn't overly confident, not that he doesn't love you of course! He just doesn't really know how to help you in those moments. But you stayed with CRASH when he most thought he didn't need it and proved that inside coal there can be gold, that's the least he can do for you.

#canon x reader #x reader #reader insert #ai x reader #awful hospital #awful hospital crash #soft headcanons #fluff headcanons #headcanon #headcanons #x reader headcanons #artificial intelligence x reader #awful hospital seriously the worst ever #ai x human

[what-if-nct]

Good morning NCTizens it’s time for another Birthday Report! Today we celebrate our favorite otter dumpling, our lovely hostess’s son, Osaki Shotaro! November 25th 2000 he blessed us with his presence. Having recently rewatched the From Home Rearranged version, they’re celebrating his bday while filming the Resonance MV, so that also means it’s been two years since we were blessed with Resonance the OG OT23 video. Two years since Taeyong said his children looked like a picnic in hell. Two years since Ten kicked the camera. Two years since JohnWoo did their lil catwalk struts. Insert the Ariel “daddy I love him!” gif here cause daddy I do love them. So much. Okay this has gone on long enough. 🐖🐇

Happy Birthday Shotaro!! My sweet precious son. Oh I hope he's having the happiest birthday and I hope we get more Taro and Sungchan next year. There's so many members of NCT yet so many of them are always on vacation. It's been two years since we've met Taro and Sungchan. Can't wait till they get they're home group. I love them so much. All of the NCT baby boys. Again Happy birthday Taro!!!!

He is the most precious boy in the world. And if you don't think he's the cutest thing ever you're wrong, you're just wrong. Sweetest boy.

[missmugiwara]

You're so precious my lil dumpling 💖💖💖✨️✨️ smooch smooch

I'm your little dumpling!? 😍 AHHHHH you are so sweet so sweet!

You are toooooo cute! 😘💋

#on this blog we love and appreciate our moots #YOU ARE THE BEST #ugh my heart😍

[yoongiandthebiaswreckers]

I’m a hoe for brows and hands pt. 3/?

#btsgoldnet #hyunglinenetwork #heartsforbts #btsgif #kgfxnet #houseofddaeng #bangtanarmynet #myg #mine:yoongi #mine:bts #mine:gif #h4brows #jfc the lighting here gave me headache #I CANT LOOK AT HIM #PRECIOUS LIL DUMPLING #let me hold your hands pretty please

[seacottons]

don’t cry don’t cry dON’T CRY DOFGN’T CRT

#choi san #SCREAMS INTO THE VOID #musings #im devestated #crying my eyes out #i will dive into the mariana trench for this man #forget dorito san it’s duckling san now #look at this sweet lil dumpling #he is so mf precious i cannot stand it #he is the epitome of perfection #smol babie #can i bite his cheek and give him another dimple #his smile can make pluto warm i promise you this #sanshine

[abiik]

thinking. about....xingchen and zoe's sleeping habits. insomniac zoe with a dash of horrible non-morning person partnered w xingchen who goes to sleep promptly at nine and wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn and does NOT nap.

#h talks. #oc: zoe huang #xingchen is introduced to the wonders of napping by zoe and the first time they end up napping WITH zoe is like. an experience #[cue so this is love] #bc tbh xingchen waking up next to zoe when she's sweet and sticky and groggy and her voice is rough from disuse and her hair is messy #and she's def not happy to be like. awake bc she's ZOE and she rarely gets sleep anyway so when she DOES get sleep it's a godsend #and the fact that she was able to sleep at xingchen's side or on their shoulder and be comfortable enough to at least get a few hours #it warms them and makes them feel v special #but also. xingchen. waking up from a nap. is an experience for ZOE #bc w xingchen's rigorous routine zoe is always waking up AFTER them u know so she NEVER gets to see what THEY look right when they wake up #but after a nap!!! AFTER A NAP zoe gets to see their cute lil disgruntled face and their messy bangs & the slight swollenness to their face #they're so soft & they're so sweet & they kind of remind her of a precious dumpling tht she just wants to squish #it also kind of reminds her of the moon too bc of the placement of their dark bangs #around their face kind of reminds her of the character for moon which is 月 and if she could just get two lil lines across their face then... #UGH JUST. I WANT THEM TO NAP TOGETHER REALLY JUST THESE TWO BEING INCREDIBLY SOFT AND SQUISHY AND WARM TOGETHER #ZOE FINALLY GETTING THE SLEEP SHE DESERVES AND XINGCHEN BEING CLOSE TO SOMEONE FOR ONCE AND LOSING THAT RIGID PROPRIETY #IM GONNA [SCREAMS]

[phi11ihp]

My son

#ravoli boi #he a lil dumpling #my son #cat #his name is mulder #precious child #too good #too sweet

[operationhoshinokaabii]

tuffs/buns design is so top tier i love his widdle hair covering his eyes

It really is! It's a precious lil dumpling.

I've always wondered what his eyes might look like under there...

#asks #kirby #bun #fanart

[dadas-lil-babi-boi]

💗🎀 long list of nicknames for regressors + syskids!🎀

(may be some repeats bc i thought of these off the top of my head!)

angel

baby

baby boy

baby girl

bunny

child

cub

cutie

cuteness

darling

doll

dove

dreamy

flower

gumdrop

kitten

lamb

honey

little one

love

little love

lovely

muffin

snuggles

cuddles

wuggles

peach

precious

sweetie

sweetness

prince

princess

princette

pumpkin

pup

puppy / puppi

woofers

sunshine

bumblebee

kiddo

kid

small one

cubby

pubby

cutie pie

cutie patootie

little tot

baby bear

bug

buggy

ducky

duckling

dumpling

button

honeybun

bud

buddy

little pup

little kit

little woof

sweetheart

sweet pea

dolly

babydoll

angel cake

teddy

kitten

fawn

cinnabon

bon bon

little bun

peaches

cupcake

hun

peanut

little bird

birdie

baby bee

love bug

cuddle bug

snuggle bug

jellybean

sprout

little deer

little dolly

little bear

berry

buttercup

nugs

biscut

dearest

smiley

guppie

bubbles

baby boo

handsome

tadpol

froggie

bun

little hop

hops

hoppie

little rawr

little man

softie

bitsy

sunshine

dandelion

beloved

tot

blossom

flower

daisy

dewdrop

bub

bubs

baby bat

batty

bats

munchkin

buggaboo

little hops

tiny

pebble

baby shark

baby bird

little duck

honey bee

love bug

cherry

tinie

snuggly

fairy

star

dollface

tulip

brat (used in a cute + non mean + joking way)

piglet

doggo

kitty

lil pup

dino

#agere tips #agere blog #agere post #agere sfw #pure agere

[keepsakesloft]

Sigil 📜 and Ward 🛡 - hatched respectively on March 25 and 26, 2022, sired by Bell out of Bumblebee. Colours unknown, sex unknown. 🇨🇦

These two are so precious. They are lil dumplings right now, but we are curious to see how they mature!

#pigeonblr #birblr #pet pigeon #pet pigeons #classic old frill #Bell x Bumblebee #Sigil #Ward

[effeminateboyninja]

♡ dating team 10 hcs ♡

Choji

has been crushing on you forever is but is nervous to ask you out. What if you only like him as a friend? :( eventually Shikamaru convinces him to go for it and he figures why not? If Shikamaru says it’ll work then it just might

buys you flowers and asks you on a proper date like a total gentlemen. and you’re like, finally??

takes you out for AMAZING dinners at least weekly and will not let you pay the bill (his love language is gift-giving I just know it)

i saw another person hc that he would call you ‘dumpling’ and just, YES HE WOULD, that's so cute pls

loves innocent intimacy like holding hands or washing each others hair

absoluuuutey loves when you cook for him. It doesn’t matter if you’re a world class chef or can barely make grilled cheese, he will down every bite. he just thinks its so domestic and sweet of you

always bringing you your favourite snacks when you’re at work, he loves seeing the way your face lights up when he walks in unexpectedly

THE BEST CUDDLER. Choji’s cuddles would literally feel like home, don’t @ me on this

can’t get enough of you in his t-shirts, you just look so small and precious. He even sends you home with a couple that smell like him

he’s so nervous to kiss you he thinks about it a thousand times before one night you guys are leaving your usual date spot and he’s looking at you under the streetlights and you just look so damn cute

“can I kiss you?” and you don’t even answer because you’ve been waiting for him to ask for weeks, you just take his adorable, plump cheeks in your hands and place your lips on his softly and you can feel him smile against your mouth

Shikamaru

he was not expecting to fall for you. he’s got other stuff going on, okay?

but one day he’s watching the clouds and all he can think about is how the only thing that could make it more perfect would be if you were laying beside him and he knows he’s in deep

and it’s a distraction really, so he just gets it over with and thank god you feel the same way cause that sure would’ve been a drag

but it’s the furthest thing from it and suddenly this notoriously lazy man is getting up early to meet you for breakfast and he can’t believe it himself

don’t get your hope too high though, he still much prefers an afternoon watching the clouds with you or spending a night in with his head on your lap while you watch movies

speaking of his head in your lap, PLAY WITH HIS HAIR! he will pretend to be annoyed at first but will melt under your fingers

pretty soon he’s asking shyly for you to play with his hair all the time (he’ll deny it adamantly to anyone who asks though)

cuddle positions don’t matter as long as you two can fall asleep comfortably. A nap date true romance for this man

loves your mind, will brag to anyone who’ll listen that he’s got the smartest girlfriend in Konoha

your first kiss is kinda hot and heavy ngl

you two are in a heated debate and he can’t keep his eyes off your lips as you’re absolutely destroying him in the argument. he’s not even hearing your words anymore at this point so he just leans in and shuts you up

“does this mean I win?” he rolls his eyes and kisses you again, softly this time “yes, I concede"

Ino

she’s a natural flirt, so at first you’re not sure if she’s interested or it’s just her bubbly personality

but she really does care about you, and she wants you to know it. so she asks you out with a grand gesture in front of all your friends and there’s no doubt in your mind that you’re the only one for her

literally Konoha’s new power couple overnight, step aside Naruto and Hinata

loves to have fun with you, you guys go out dancing together almost every weekend

but her favourite part is when you guys leave together at the end of the night, tired and holding one another up the whole way home so you can gently wipe off the other’s makeup and fall asleep together

remembers all your silly lil anniversaries and brings you your favourite flowers for every single one

loves holding your pinky when you’re walking together

always nearby you in public, hand on your waist. it’s not that she’s possessive, she just loves showing you off

literally so quick to swerve anyone who’s interested in her, like, “hey” “sorry I’m taken”

i feel like she’s a big spoon, don’t ask me why. she won’t say no to little spoon though

your first kiss takes place after a romantic date, you’re sitting across the table from one another and she just leans forward to softly touch her lips to yours and it feels like you two are the only ones in the room

Asuma

knows you have feelings for him as soon as you catch them, he’s just perceptive that way.

he lets you know he feels the same with his actions, he just doesn’t make a move right away. he enjoys the pre-relationship banter and tension

then one day he finally asks you to make it official, “who are we kidding at this point?” and you’re relationship feels so natural like he’s actually your best friend

knows all the best spots in Konoha and takes you to them often

expect to be scooped up in his big arms and just squeezed every now and then, this man doesn’t do half-assed hugs

doesn’t get jealous at all. in fact he thinks it’s kinda funny when other people flirt with you, he knows he got a good one

probably the most supportive partner out there, he doesn’t hesitate to tell you how proud you make him and how much he loves you

secretly loves when you get on his ass about smoking too much, it shows you care (he won’t quit though)

big spoon! He’s a protective lover and he likes how small you feel wrapped in his strong arms

your first kiss feels like you’ve shared thousands before. it’s like your lips were made for each other

Asuma is a kissing GOD I just know

#team 10 #shikamaru nara #shikamaru x reader #choji akimichi #choji x reader #ino yamanaka #ino x reader #asuma sarutobi #asuma x reader #naruto x reader #naruto headcanons #shikamaru headcanons #choji headcanons #ino headcanons #asuma headcanons #shikamaru imagine #choji imagine #naruto shippuden #ino yamanaka x reader #ino imagines #shikamaru x y/n #my hcs

[oinkawa-bb]

first time dads!haikyuu pt.2

request: Hi! I just read your Haikyuu as first time dads and it's so cute! Would you mind writing another one with Iwaizumi, Suna, Atsumu and Osamu? I'm looking forward to seeing more of your writing. Have a nice day! -anon

note: thank u lovely anon for being my first request!!🥺❤️ i enjoyed writing this and i hope you enjoy reading it uwu <33 i really hope i did the inarizaki characters justice b/c i’ve just recently gotten to know them!! owo here is dad!iwa, suna, atsumu, osamu 

mentions/topics: pregnancy, domesticity, timeskip, female reader insert

part one (daichi, kuroo, oikawa)

part three (tsukki, akaashi, yams, kenma)

☀︎—hajime iwaizumi

iwa and you have been trying for months

and he’s been super supportive and comforting when each test comes back negative :/

but this one day, you feel different

and he’s sitting on the ground outside the bathroom door just trying to offer positive affirmations bc he’s waiting for you to finish taking the test

but when the door opens, he sees your face and just knows

you don’t even need to say anything bc he already has a HUGE grin on his face and is pulling you in for a hug

he definitely kneels down to plant kisses on your tummy

your attempts to stop him don’t work they never do

soon to be dad iwa is super protective and cautious

definitely feels most comfortable when he can hold or touch you some way when in public

he likes to place his hand gently around your waist or he’ll grip your hand if there’s crowds

sometimes he’s a little too firm in his affection, and you have remind him to lighten up to which he becomes a lil flustered

“hajime...i can’t feel my hand,,”

but when you do go into labor, he whips out this midwife-like knowledge out of nowhere

similar to daichi, iwa became super well informed by researching a lot (but just in secret, you really had no clue)

he watched videos, read through other people’s experiences, and asked a bunch of people for their input

and now he’s super helpful to you through your contractions in the car and at the hospital

he’s calm and firm, supporting you physically to the hospital and emotionally through the labor

but when iwa’s baby finally makes their appearance

he just becomes all ushy-gushy and weak with watery eyes

his hands are pressed together and placed at his mouth in awe when he finally sees you hold his child

and then when he finally gets to hold the baby,

boy oh boy

iwaizumi actually cries a lot more than either of you expected

he’s so smitten with his newborn, and he can’t stop internally & externally praising your strength for carrying and birthing his child 

like he sees you in a totally different light, and he thought it was impossible but he’s fallen even more in love with you now

and he can’t wait to take care of his new family🥺

☀︎—suna rintarou

suna definitely didn’t see this coming,,,

but nonetheless when he processes the meaning behind the bun you placed in the oven, he doesn’t feel anything but sheer excitement

suna’s actually wanted to have children with you for awhile

but he’s never admitted it out loud uwuwuwu

he holds you firmly in his arms and caresses your hair gently for a long time, and you have to ask him if everything’s ok🥺

but it’s literally because he’s lowkey tearing up and at a loss for words

after a few moments tho, he collects himself and slowly presses light kisses all over your face

“i’m just really happy.”

at night, he refuses to sleep when he knows that you’re struggling to sleep due to discomfort

so he’ll lay awake with you and mumble mindlessly about the future he sees with you until both of you doze off

sometimes he just sees you standing at the counter or something and he can’t resist bc ur just so cute!!!!

he’ll quietly come in for a back hug,,,

and he’ll place his chin on your head and his arms around your belly and close his eyes and just stand there for as long as he wants until... 

”rin.... i need to pee”

he’ll let go then probably

but when the day finally comes, his mind is literally all over the place and he’s trying to be calm on the outside

in the car, your breathing is getting heavier and sharper, and he’s lowkey a little panicked but he won’t stop reassuring you for one second

“hey, look at me, you’re okay, it’s gonna be okay”

he’s definitely in pain himself seeing you in labor,

but he’ll be by your bedside, gently holding your hand and letting you squeeze his as hard as you need to

but it’s all worth it when he gets to see his baby with his own eyes,,

when he sees you cooing softly and holding his dear child against your chest, silent tears fall out of his eyes

suna swears he’s never seen a more beautiful sight than this

☀︎—atsumu miya

atsumu comes home from an exhausting day of work, 

and right as he walks through the door, he’s whining your name, about to ramble about practice...

but then he sees a tiny pair of volleyball shoes at the front,,,

and he’s like... o w o

even though he’s tired out of his mind, his brain works quickly, and he’s connecting the dots in his head

you’re just standing there at the end of the hallway all giggly n cute

he raises his eyebrow and then his sly smile turns into a huge one as he runs up to you,

he clutches your face in his hands and is peppering kisses all over you to the point where you have to physically pry him away

basically immediately, atsumu starts using little nicknames for the baby, but they change almost every day LOL

he also definitely downloaded the pregnancy tracking app (even though? you already have one? and it’s unnecessary for him to have it too? he doesn’t care tho)

he checks it every day before work, lets you know what size the baby is, and kisses your bump aka his angel/nugget/muffin/dumpling/etc. before leaving

“y/nnnn my lil’ angel is the size of a bell pepper today”

“atsumu... i know.. i already checked”

atsumu also boasts so much when he’s sharing the news with his teammates and family members

like osamu was somewhat looking forward to being an uncle until atsumu hit him with the daily updates of your cravings and symptoms and how the baby kicked when he placed his hand on your belly and on and on

but he also just wants to make you feel hella loved and wanted during your pregnancy

he can sense that your body image and self-esteem sometimes takes a major hit

so it’s not uncommon for him to be showering you in compliments nonstop

but honestly it’s also just because he thinks ur even hotter... if that was possible....

this is embarassing but i feel like he has you saved as “hot mama” in his phone or smth

and then the day arrives, and the whole drive there, he’s going “oh shit” in his head over and over but he’s playing this cool demeanor on the outside

actually, this carries over into the hospital too, but he just decides that he’ll do whatever he can to pamper the hell out of you & make you feel less uncomfortable

upon first sight of the baby,

there’s no other words to describe how he feels other than his heart just melting on the spot. 

it’s game over for him because he knows that he’ll literally do anything for you and this precious baby now

anything. (prepare to be spoiled rotten)

☀︎—osamu miya

osamu returns from work one day,

and you’re just at the stove cooking, so he comes up behind you, snaking a hand up the bottom of your shirt to caress your bare waist while whispering his greeting in your ear

but then you wince when he touches your stomach

and he’s like “oh?”

he’s super puzzled so he intently observes you as you bite your lip and start to blush

“i was going to tell you this over dinner but i just can’t hold it in,”

osamu kind of already knows where this is headed but he watches as you reach for your back pocket and pull out a pregnancy test neatly tucked in a ziploc bag

he’s been waiting for this moment to come his whole life (osamu a sucker for domesticity imo) so he’s literally internally screaming for joy!!!

but outwardly his smile conveys it all, and he’s chuckling as he pulls you close by the waist to plant a kiss to your lips

during your pregnancy, osamu becomes overwhelmingly nurturing

it’s almost like you’re the baby ???

like he cooks even more for you and is always whipping something up asap when you mention your cravings

what if he made onigiri with the foods you crave as the filling

he does research on ways to quell nausea and discomfort and goes out to buy herbs and ingredients that would make you feel better

basically, he wants to take the best care of you possible my baby

at night, he’s going to let you use him in any way to sleep better

most of the times, you want him pressed against your back and his head nuzzling your neck

he whispers soft and sweet declarations of his love for you and the baby when he thinks you’re asleep you’re not

ok but when the day comes,,,

osamu is just so ready for the baby to arrive that he’s as cool and collected as ever

you’re definitely not tho, and he can sense it, so he’ll find every way to calm you down

meaning,,, he’ll play calming spa music in the hospital room, massage your lower back, gently repeat encouraging affirmations, etc, etc.

osamu takes care of you so well uwuwuwu

and when the baby makes an appearance, you bet osamu leaps to dad duty right away

he’s emotional but clear-minded, and he’s already mentally planning his life with you back at home with the baby🥺

he can see the future with you and this sweet baby for eternity and he’s so ready <3333

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi drabble #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi x you #suna headcanons #suna drabble #suna fluff #suna x reader #suna x you #atsumu headcanons #atsumu drabble #atsumu fluff #atsumu x reader #atsumu x you #osamu headcanons #osamu drabble #osamu fluff #osamu x reader #osamu x you #haikyuu imagines #iwaizumi imagines #suna imagines #atsumu imagines #osamu imagines #iwaizumi x y/n #suna x y/n #atsumu x y/n

[thembo-for-anime]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Haikyuu Boys w/ Pet Names •°*”˜.•°*”˜

A/N: These might be totally wrong but I can see every single one of them with my third eyes so I’m writing it anyways aslfjsflkwldk

Characters: Bokuto, Tsukishima, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Koganegawa, Osamu, and Terushima (I tried to get one boy per team)

ʙᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ

sweet cheeks

“C’mere sweet cheeks! Gimme a kiss!” 😘😘

baby

“Baabbyyy pleasse?”🥺🥺

bubba

“Let’s go home bubba, you look tired.”😊😊

bugaboo

“Oh? My little bugaboo wants cuddles? Well who am I to refuse.” 🥰🥰

babycakes

“I gotchu babycakes, you won’t fall, I promise.”🤗🤗

ᴛꜱᴜᴋɪꜱʜɪᴍᴀ

pipsqueak

“What’s that pipsqueak? I can’t hear you from up here, you’re gonna have to speak up.”😉😉

tiny

“Oh tryin’ to act tough tiny? Too bad it doesn’t work on me.”🥱🥱

cutie

“If you needed my help cutie you should’ve just asked.”🙄🙄

ᴜꜱʜɪᴊɪᴍᴀ

honey/honey bee

“What’s wrong honey? Do you need affection?”😟😟

“Hm? What are you doing honeybee?”🤨🤨

my love

“We have all the time in the world my love, don’t feel rushed.”😊😊

peach

“I’ll be right back peach, okay?”🥰🥰

ɪᴡᴀɪᴢᴜᴍɪ

babe

“Oi, babe you’ve got something on your face.”🤧🤧

baby

“Of course I love you, you’re my baby.”😚😚

sugar

“Mm, that’s it sugar.”😏😏

sweetheart

“Could you grab that for me sweetheart?”😙😙

ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ

kitten

“What’s this kitten? Ha, I’m guessing you missed me?” 😏😏

sweetness

“Where do ya think you’re going sweetness?” 😉😉

chibi-chan

“You know you love me chiiibbi-chan :3″

ᴋᴏɢᴀɴᴇɢᴀᴡᴀ

ducky

“Ducky!! You came to my match!!” 😍😍

lovey

“Whaddya say lovey, care to join me on a date tonight?” 😊😊

chickadee

“What’s my lil chickadee doin’ all by themself?” 😘😘

ᴏꜱᴀᴍᴜ

dumpling

“Mm you’re so perfect dumpling.” 😉😉

plum

“What’s my plum doing over so late?” 🤨🤨

precious

“Hey- shit, precious could you help me out here?” 😩😩

ᴛᴇʀᴜꜱʜɪᴍᴀ

sexy

“How you doin’ sexy?” 😉😉

sweetie

“You have to ask nicely sweetie or else no one gets what they want.” 😏😏

bae (he would I’m so sorry)

“What? Of course I’m taking you! You’re my bae!” 🥰🥰

hot stuff

“Hey c’mere hot stuff, I missed you.” 🥵🥵

#yuji terushima #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #terushima x y/n #osamu x reader #koganegawa x reader #kuroo x reader #iwaizumi x y/n #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima x reader #tsukishima x reader #bokuto x reader #gn!reader #haikyuu gender neutral reader

[alirhi]

because it came up in conversation lol

See this cutie-pie?

If I didn't know this aired in 2003 and this precious little dumpling was born in 1982, I would absolutely believe that he's actually 15. Look at that ever so slightly pudgy baby face!

I just... look at this awkward lil bean!

Look at that pout!

lol he looks so confused...

I've never actually seen the episode (I don't like cop shows) but I've seen a couple of clips of his performance and, just like every other role I've ever seen him take on, he really went for it! It was awkward and hard to watch, but not because he wasn't great, but because his character was an awkward teenage psychopath lol.

I'm glad he didn't get a lot of teen roles, though. Like, he did the awkward, gawky teenage boy thing well here and in The Architect...

...which was painful to watch, honestly. He did well; my boy always gets props from me on his acting, regardless of the quality of the movie or show around him, but... damn, this one was bad 😂 Literally the only thing that really stuck with me (and not in a good way) was the extremely uncomfortable rooftop sex scene. blargh. This movie makes me want to wrap my arms around Jack and TJ and hug them both as tight as humanly possible.

And then, of course, there is the last teenager Sebastian ever played, the first thing I ever saw him in, and a terrible movie that is near and dear to my heart:

The Covenant. Oh, lord, this movie. Chase Collins, I love you deeply and forever and without the slightest hint of irony, my babe. I love this movie... but it's not good. 😂 The Covenant is a shitty, poorly-executed, overly campy B-movie that somehow didn't know it was a B-movie. How? How do you have lines like "How about I make you my wee-atch" or your villain threateningly growling a line about Little Miss Muffat and not know how terrible this movie is? But in true "pls don't fire me, I'm poor" baby-Seb fashion, he went all-in and delivered even his worst lines with a delightful level of sass that made them almost bearable. (nothing can save that LMM line lmao especially not with the faces he made omfg 😂😂😂 Jesus I'm so glad this was my first impression of him hahaha this movie was the closest he ever got to bad acting in his entire goddamn career and I still loved it completely)

That's it. As far as I know, those are the only 3 times Sebastian Stan ever played a teenager, and I am so glad. He's too good to be stuck in "teen heartthrob" Hell. Don't get me wrong, I love teen shows/movies. I actually watched the first 4 seasons (and a couple of episodes of season 5) of Riverdale and liked most of it. I'm not super picky. But I don't want to imagine a world where Sebastian just smirks and pouts his way through campy YA trash until he's 35 and suddenly playing the dads instead of the teens.

Isn't what we got so much better? 😍🥰

[EDIT] y'all. y'all. I'm a fucking moron. I forgot about Carter Baizen.

I don't know how I forgot the second role I ever saw him in lol. Carter was older than the rest of the kids, though, wasn't he? Was he still a teen? I don't remember... It was a teen show, though, so I guess it counts regardless. Oops 😂

#sebastian stan #fan rant #still love chase #but i need my jack and tj and bucky and will #totally lost my point somewhere along the way lol #oh well #just look at the pretty #fuck i love him #my love #my baby

[ranmanjuu]

—gen z mc with uesugi-takeda + misc. forces

ahh, i’m so glad people liked my gen z oda hcs! lol it’s usually pretty slow from my writing blog experiences until now, but i’m rlly happy! i was planning to do u-t and the others but then i decided to stop at oda and continue another day. thx for the asks tho! and yeah, i do take requests but it’s more of a pasttime, since this whole blog is just my stupid ideas written out and shared out there.

also someone said that a gen z mc could be old enough to romance the warlords, like, early twenties. and yes, very fair if u wanna romance ur mans with memes and existentialism go for it!! i just think it adds more to the comedy side of this child they have to babysit, while not fearing death or any consequences from their dumb of Ass decisions. someone who fears no death and armed with no braincells is a fool, but a Child who fears no death and armed with no braincells is also a fool, but more bizzare and has That Vibe y’know

@niphredil-14​ and @arthotsglasses​

tw: s*icidal, violent jokes treated in a light manner

also spoilers to some things of their characters

—kenshin:

who is this,, , sassy lost child??

he first saw you prepared to throw hands with ronins who were being Elite Dickheads. ofc, armed with nothing compared to the sworded-adults, he had to interfere.

no matter how cold he treated you, masking his secret !!!-like concern, you seemed so unfazed through it. you still interacted with him like normal,,,,, why?? do you want a death wish?

and each time he threatened you with,, anything, you responded with, “the only one who gets to hurt & kill me, is ME”

...... what?

he’s convinced you’re the biggest fool of a person. and he’d be right but even so, he has a weirdly strong need to protect you as you two got closer. you’re often with sasuke, so it’s harder to avoid you.

even with all the Horrible jokes you make on a daily basis, if your passionate side with everyone having equal rights of being treated as human, for him it shows a side of you that makes you seem precious and pure and kind hearted.

and the overprotective side increases.

which is, ,, a bit problematic sometimes cause you have the tendency to target and piss off anyone in a 10 meter range by just one (1) sassy comment, along with your lack of impulse control and blurting out everything in your mind. it’s made you a lot of short enemies in the sengoku period, and kenshin would always be ready to slice them down behind you.

sasuke has to tame him down with his Masters degree in kenshin-wrangling.

at banquets, kenshin would often have you beside him. if you’re too young for sake do age for drinking exist in sengoku? probably not. it’s more of sasuke advising for him to not give you alcoholic drinks he’ll have you pouring for him or just munching away at pickled plums or food.

—shingen:

(ngl i kinda had a hard time with this since it’s erasing a big part of his overall character,,, flirting)

once he heard the news that oda had taken in somone as young as you during honno-ji,, ,,,he’s in a very “how dare that demon >>:( taking such a pure soul,....”

and when you’re taken to kasugayama as a captive, you’re,,, surprisingly very calm and whelmed. you don’t have much sign of fear or anxiety in your overall demeanor meanwhile you’re busy dissociating and spacing out to feel those

you actually don’t seem to hate your captor. but shingen isn’t sure if your ‘fingerguns’ is a good thing or not cause it depicts you pointing guns @ him,, (dw is good shingen)

while yes being held hostage—no matter how good you’re being treated—isn’t ideal and kinda not very cash money, you consider shingen v chill. man has a kindheart!! “i diagnose you with good vibes.”

if he ever sees your righteous side, as everyone else, he’ll deeply admire you. he himself is someone who believes in such as well. and hearing the circumstances in the modern world regarding those things (blm, etc.) his heart truly does go out for you. he feels sympathy for such a young person like you having to take action

also your dirty humor around him, echigo’s player, kind of makes him question where and how you learnt it

and,, his illness.

through getting straight to the point and not falling for it each time he changes subject/dodges the question, you managed to get to the bottom of his illness. shingen himself thinks it’s not something you have to burden with knowing—you’re so, so young.

but that doesn’t matter to you. the world’s given you such a shit time, you’re mature enough to understand the situation at least.

and as he finishes his explanation, all there was is silence. it felt wrong to say any of your usual quips,, so all you did was slowly came there and hugged him.

that was more than what he’d ask for.

—sasuke:

oh hell yeah

you are in your element with him. the chillest guy to talk to, and probably the first one you’re the closest to

your phone was dead after like 2 days of use, and you were miserable while hideyoshi, like a typical parent, told you to go outside and into town. sensing your bad mood, sasuke asked what’s up. you deadpanned, “my phone game ended and now i’m ready to commit not breath.” you oslemnly look out in the bustling streets and clutched your fist like an Anime Protagonist, “those boomer memes were right all along... i am absolutely Miserable and Useless(^TM) without it.”

in response, you could’ve sworn he did the Anime Glasses thing as well, “then we at team Moderately Awesome Sengoku Ninja are happy to announce the launch of a DIY phone charger, made with the electricity from a fruit and the main functionality of a solar panel. and has more durability than samsung’s.”

there were Stars in your eyes now. with a big grin, you thank him, “i’d die for you, sasuke.”

“then perish.” he said with a blank look. (yukimura, in the bg: ???!!!??!??!?)

the next day he consentually breaks in through the ceiling and gives you the weird contraption. you’re now saved, soul-wise.

the memes start coming and they don’t stop coming from the two of you. in any situation. whether it’d be at a teahouse, or at a battlefield that can determine your life and death.

and you can have discussions about current world events, or the past ones, with him and he’d understand completely what you’re talking about. it’s those rare nights when you’ve been thinking and have a deep conversation with him in his room, and as an adult, it makes for interesting results as well.

the others are endlessly confused, but you’re both so unapologetically yourselves.

and he’s super protective if the circumstances are tough. he feels bad for dragging another person in the sengoku with him—much less when they’re so young like you.

if you’re enough of a lil shit, once you’re taken into kasugayama, in the nights where you can’t sleep because brain at what would be 3 am, you’d probably trudge over to his room and wake him up to tell him what kind of mind-blowing shit you realized.

—yukimura:

when he saved you from falling to your death, your reaction already set off weird Vibes inside him. what do you mean, “you stopped me from fleeing this fleeting world by the sweet embrace of death” ?!?!?! are you crazy?? yes

he doesn’t waste time getting blunt with you at all either.

once he goes into azuchi as a merchant, he silently observes you talking to sasuke for a bit. what’s with your weird language?? and crude humor???? never in his life has he met someone in your age act like that wtf

even so, he still operates on the basis of ‘‘if sasuke trusts you, i trust you’’, no matter how utterly concerned you make him feel

you have a dirtier mind than him! unsurprisingly. along with everyone else, you often tease the poor soul, a nd you’d gladly tell him what the innuendoes mean ( 69, etc.) and maybe sprinkle in some gay jokes in there

and why do you keep mentioning this “bromance between him and sasuke” ?? what us,,, a bromance????? and why is sasuke in it??

he takes you out to teahouses to eat chestnut dumplings and other desserts with you. you always seem to target the one he doesn’t like the most and have a bit of banter

your relationship is built on banter but what’s different rlly

he treats you much more maturely than other people your age. as in, he doesn’t pull back his punches in words most of the time. you don’t seem to around him also, it looks like.

and, he’s also very protective of you. he regards you as his little sibling, as rat as you may be. and he does care about you—he might just be a bit unwilling to say it

—yoshimoto:

you think he’s very chill, if a bit unique but who were you to judge. and he is, if you ever meet him in echigo or even azuchi

his big liking to art and something of apathy to people is osmething you can respect. there’s something about that kind of Vibe that you find oddly a mood.

and oh boy oh boy you wasted no time pulling up your phone and showing images of what art is in the future. whether it’d be a screenshot of anime, fanart, aesthetic-like ones, palette-themed—the whole shabang. 

and, somehow, you were left ranting to him  about how some artists in the future get it so shitty for theft, reposting, not crediting, the list goes on (please be a decent human being to artist, sincerely the author) and he can’t help but just listen in silence and kind of thinking about how you’re so passionate about the Struggles of artists. and it isn’t something he sees often in the sengoku era—where war rules most things.

and he does find art from the modern times interesting, how they’re so different and vast in styles. and not only that, it’s not like the future only has one major style like then, each hand can draw such different pictures and still have beauty in each. he appreciates and admires that.

and he does tell you his thoughts ^ while you give your own insight. it’s so fascinating to see someone like you having strong opinions on this.

because, well, rn art is a big thing in our lives as we’re stuck inside. a part of entertainment is looking at any media of art—and he finds his view of art and yours quite the same. you two came from a time of turmoil (one moreso than the other) but still think art isn’t exactly irrelevant just because it isn’t a cure to diseases or the Ultimate Weapon.

you had to Surgically Remove him from your phone so you can use it and to stop him from draining your battery looking at the art

and he often drags you out to town and admire pieces when you’re holing yourself in too much. your comments are always unknown to him, “radical”, “that’s one i can vibe with ngl”, and the list goes on.

and you occasionally call him pretty boy as a compliment rlly

—kennyo:

when you first saw him at honno-ji, and he won’t forget the one (1) line you gave him, all you said to his warning of ooo spooky demons was, “that’s lit fam gtg tho”

and that alone was enough to stun him for a few seconds

honestly you told the others of your meeting with kennyo before they told you it could be kennyo. just a throaway line of “oh yeah there was this dude with a scar across his face.” / “,,, ,....that’s kennyo. he’s really dangerous actually—” / “oh, poggers”

you’re probably kind of half the reason the oda forces found who dun it.

and it was an eye for an eye, kennyo himself found out that you were their child chatelaine, and very close to the others. as per his villain-schedule, he kidnaps you .

he laments about how “such a pure soul such as yours is not to be stained by the demon’s hands”

oh how Wrong he was.

you were the definition of the opposite of pure. and you seemed unfazed, which surprised kennyo but shrugged it off. he was willing to face you screaming and panicking, along with shouldering the sin of doing the deed. but instead, he was met with a raised eyebrow and, “this is unexpected and probably not welcomed but what am i doing here.”

he was stunned for a moment before explaining what he can. 

“......... fuck.”

he cringed ever so slightly at your curse. but your attention seems to stray so quickly off of the fact that you were bounded and helpless, to the fact that you have the man doing unspeakable things to civilians and you absolutely don’t approve.

throwing your common sense to maybe be civilized, you went off on a rant of how human rights and how to not be an ass to him. all he could do was just listened, shocked to even cut you off.

when he did, he gave the whole ‘unsaved demon’ shtick, and you weren’t taking that kinda shit. he believed he was truly unsaved—you knew that. but that doesn’t make it okay.

eventually, he left you with a cold end of the conversation.

he admires your spirit in a way—but with what he’s experienced,,, it’s a bit of unreachable for him.

if at any point you saw the soft side of his with animals, you just gaped at him for a split second and whispered, “the gap moe is strong with this one.”

also old man died inside when you said that you’d fight god, along with many things.

all in all, to him, you’re insufferable. but weirdly,, fascinating.

you’ve totally ok boomer’d him once cause he rlly looks old

—motonari:

,,. if your speech to kennyo was bad, he’s going to rant hell.

motonari already knew you were interesting even when his men just spied on you. your behavior, so brash and impulsive, is going to be so fun to have, he thinks.

through some planning to stir up more chaos, he kidnaps you and brings you unto his ship. same as kennyo, you showed no clear sign of surprise, and that’s when he decided you were either used to this in any way, or a fool. both answers, he liked.

you’re kind of really confused on why he’s doing what he’d doing. “i get it, i like to stir up chaos myself but it’s harmless,, most of it—but not until the people are in danger, bitch.”

and by that line, motonari leans towards you with a deadly smirk, “now, i can bite, ‘kay kid? you don’t wanna be in the receiving end... do you?”

“do it, coward.”

and before he could let out even a wheeze of laughter, you continued on on a lecture of, again, not being a dick and letting people live their life in peace. and much less all of this damage, for what? chaos?? yeah you wanted to see the world burn but it wasn’t literally.

however, his patience was running thin. he shuts you up forcefully, and leaves.

even so, after a cooldown period, he still talks to you (,,,, well, that’s kind of a generous term) because, right he was, you were so fun in his eyes.

an interesting observation he made,,, was that you picked up on his big dislike of physical contact. and he’d think with how annoying you were at times, that you’d weaponize it. but you didn’t—in fact, you kept your space (not that you were planning to get close) and respected his boundaries.

he thinks you a bit of peculiar for that decision, some wary, and perhaps naive.

one of the days—the more dangerous ones—he was planning to take you to the oda as bait or something. and you weren’t taking it like that. two days before arrival, a storm racked up. you stood upon the edge of the ship with the rest of the crew watching you like you were a madman.

“the oda won’t want me if i’m dead, would they now?”

motonari stands in his composure, guffawing, “all i need is to make sure they believe you’re alive, kid.”

a smile that showed absolutely no fear and 1000 percent spite spread in your face, “not unless i decimate my own body until all the trail left is my blood. the only one who gets to do that shit to me, is me.”

finally, a look of wavering shows in his face.

you were saved last minute,, and the rest is history.

#ikemen sengoku #cybird ikemen #ikesen #ikesen kenshin #ikesen shingen #ikesen sasuke #ikesen yukimura #ikesen yoshimoto #ikesen kennyo #ikesen motonari #ikesen uesugi takeda #*writing #gen z mc #god i hope my Lack of Ability isn't shown in how other characters are written longer than others #and how i might've badly Fucked up their characters #i've done like.. 3 routes and that knowledge is all i have #stans pls don't @ me #pretty sure i had more i wanted to add here but #aha brain's memory go brrrrrrrr

[with-love-anu]

— @futurewriter2000 

My dumpling, my best friend you’re one of the most amazing people I’ve had the chance to meet and know and words fail me at just how much I love and adore you. I see you work so damn hard and I cannot ever be prouder. Now that the year is ending, I can’t even remember a time I didn’t know you. You’re smart and a total badass and deserve so so many good things in life. I hope you never quite lose the sight of who you are, remember just how gorgeous and charming of a person you’ve always been and no matter what people throw at you, you come back stronger than ever. I hope you find what you’re looking for.

— @im-a-writer-right

Ria, Ria, Ria. You’re an absolute pleasure to know and be around and please never ever think otherwise. I don’t know what prompted us to start talking but I’m glad for whatever it was. Our talks are so damn precious, I can’t even capture each and everyone even if I tried to. You’re talented, smart and hella capable and I’m so damn proud of you bby. So damn proud just for existing. I know exactly how difficult it is to do just that sometimes. I just want you to remember that wherever you are or might be doing at whatever point; that I am rooting for you, so many people are. We’re rooting for you to have your best life ever. 

— @haracelovestruck

Harace, my sexy baby koala, you’re a wonderful wonderful person. I love love love talking to you, you absolutely make my day. Something I adore about you is that you aren’t scared to put forward your thoughts and opinions and oh it is such a refreshing perspective. I love making you slip for words over Remus- fuck fucl FUCK. I really hope you find your Remus, hopefully after you’re away from Korea. The fact that we’ve never not texted each other every single day for months on end warms my heart and I don’t intend on breaking our record anytime soon. You’re so very talented work hard day in and day out, I wish you all the success in your life. I look forward to you being your own boss in whatever you choose to do.

— @blisfvll

Jen, my favorite egg, my soulmate let me tell you just how much of a brilliant person you are. You’re talented, ambitious, crazy, beautiful, funny and awesome. I know we met recently but goddamn we click. I love our conversations no matter how weird they become after a point. And yearning! OH MY GOD the yearning. We can kill each other over ten times with it and I don’t think either of us will even complain. I just want to say that you should believe a lot more in yourself, cause you deserve that. I really hope you get to travel the world and find your Regulus and settle down in a cottage with all your friends. I love you, and look forward to some crazy scenario where we do end up meeting each other.

— @thebookwormslytherin

Muskan! You absolute gem, I love you so much! You are an amazing amazing friend and I’m so glad to have met you. You’re smart, you’re talented, you’re extremely sweet and drop-dead gorgeous. You deserve all good things in life and more. I hope people see just how precious you are and admire you because you’re just that lovely. Thank you so much for always having my back and for all the conversations we have. 

— @approved-by-dentists

Clarissa, you talented sweet bean! You’re funny, smart and an absolute pleasure to talk to. You have a way to look at things differently and I admire you for being just the way you are. You have an amazing sense of humor, your memes are A+ and I’m so happy to see you and your blog grow! You deserve all the love and appreciation irl and here. I hope people know just how precious you are and you achieve all that you aspire for, I look forward to you living the life you want.

— @mango-pickle

Tanvi, mango you’re extremely talented, smart and a wholesome human bean. I love your puns and you take care of so many people around and spread positivity that just brightens my dash every single day. I wish you a whole lot of happiness and love!

— @pregnant-piggy

We haven’t talked in a long long time but I just want you to know that I love you very much and you’re an adorable goofball who just lightens my day. Your comments, reblogs, every smol conversation we have just warms my heart so much. I hope you have a great great day everyday cause you deserve it honey!

— @just-a-belgian-girl

Shayna! You’re an adorkable person and always a pleasure to converse with! Thank you for checking up on me occasionally and making my day a lil brighter. I hope you have days full of happiness and bliss, ily!

— @the-moon-and-the-book

Phoebe, you absolute sweetheart! Your enthusiasm is really endearing and you’re always a pleasure to be around! I wish you a whole lot of love and appreciation because you’re a gem.

— @leahstypewriter

It has been so long since we conversed! You’re an amazing amazing person, talented, smart and always amazing to talk to! You work so damn hard, I really hope you achieve all that you aspire for!

— @hollands-weasley

MY SIMPING BUDDY! I miss our conversations! You always have a way about things and you’re extremely talented and so very sweet. I hope the exam pressure doesn’t kill you a lot. Moreover, I know you’re gonna do great. Believe in yourself. I’m here for you whenever you need me. I wish you a whole lot of happiness and love.

— @emcchi

Em, my flower girl! I know I haven’t talked to you a lot recently but I just want to say that I love you and that you’re an adorable human bean who deserves all the love the world has to give!

— @angelinathebook

Lena! I know we don’t talk much, but I’d love to get to know you more. You’re so amazing, always willing to help others around you. I hope you realize that you deserve all the love and good things life has to offer and look forward to see you achieve all your goals!

— @they-write-once-in-a-blue-moon

BLUE! It's been so very long since we conversed but I just wanna say that you're an amazing person and that your flirt asks have always brought me great amount of joy. I hope you know that you're beautiful in every way and I wish you all the happiness and love for the next and every coming year!

— @calltothewild

You've always kind of reminded me of my sister and you still do. You're an amazing, lighthearted person and have a thing about you that makes you an extremely sweet lil bean. I hope that the upcoming years are not hard on you and am currently sending all the love at your way!

— @nadseas

Nadia. You're an absolute queen and a bad-ass. You spread so much love around and you're truly truly precious. Ily and I hope you have a great next and all coming years!

#thank you everyone #ILY ALL VERY MUCH