#pride in a bottle

[s0fter-sin]

everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once #he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it #so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag #he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle #which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back #he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing #thats when he puts it together #it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant #and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second #he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge #but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought #the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him #the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head #the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness #hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #cod mwii #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

[40cleverways]

He won't stop talking.

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#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek deep space nine #ds9 #star trek ds9 #odo #quark #redraw #traditional art #behold! a background! #that took me forever #there are so many bottles #this is unironically my pride and joy #quodo #my art

[demigods-posts]

strongly dislike athena. because how are you gonna construct a daughter. someone who seemingly perfect. so perfect that they don't wound your pride. but refuse to acknowledge her existence for years. and then give her a crumb of a mother's approval. only to disown her like a year later. and then send her on a quest that no child of your has ever come back from. so much for the goddess of wisdom.

#i get that minerva and athena are different people #but they both get on minerva #because annabeth is the most impressive in fucking ever #she is the moment #you should take great pride in knowing your child became the amazing young woman she is #but it's not because of you #because your about as useful as a bottle cap of water in the desert #some wisdom goddess #anyway 🙄 #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #annabeth chase #i love annabeth #annabeth is the moment #annabeth is a legend #whatever athena/minerva #i love her with my whole heart

[sea-lanterns]

POV: you’re struggling to open a water bottle. Your girlfriend comes along and says “don’t worry baby, I got it” while taking the bottle out of your hands. Your girlfriend:

A. Proceeds to open it with ease: Jean, Lisa, Rosaria, Amber, Yelan, Keqing, Yun Jin, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, Shinobu, Nilou, Candace, Lynette, Chevreuse, Signora

B. Does not open it. Instead she proceeds to struggle with it for a while and it never gets opened: Mona, Sucrose, Ningguang, Hu Tao, Miko, Chiori, Yoimiya, Layla, Faruzan, Furina, Sandrone, Columbina

C. Proceeds to accidentally break it: Eula, Beidou, Yanfei, Ganyu, Shenhe, Xianyun, Ei, The Shogun, Dehya, Navia, Clorinde, Arlecchino, Skirk

#🫧hydration station #genshin women x reader #inspired by the whole bottle fiasco #also I like to imagine the women in the b tier #just absolutely suffering while trying to show off #it’s clear they cannot open it with how hard they’re grunting but their pride doesn’t allow them to give up

[fractangle]

Behold, The Meme Jacket

This jacket arrangement position is called "LOOK AT MY ARMPITS."

Here's a close-up of the collar and lapels with the jacket laying normally:

The snaps on the lapels hold them open, but can also be snapped closed, which is nice on windy days.

Here's the front of the jacket as it's intended to be seen:

I was very particular about how I designed and arranged these: much like how the back only has color in the middle, I wanted to keep the bright colors to the center. The two brightly colored patches are meant to read like a two-panel comic, or some sort of call-response thing, whatever. The patches along the bottom are meant to read left to right, almost like a four-panel comic. (The Awesome Face patch is just there because it fit.)

What's not obvious from these pictures is that there are inside pockets, which connect to the zippered side pockets! I don't tend to actually use this feature very much, but it does make the pocket space hugely tall in there.

Another feature I don't tend to use very much is the zip-off sleeves. I think I've only ever taken the sleeves off once (plus a few times when sewing patches on, to make it easier to reach where I was working).

The googly eye buttons are holding up moderately well - I might need to replace one of the eyes by next year. If you're gonna do this yourself, you gotta put a metal keyring of the same size behind the googly eye! Wrap the keyring in a piece of fabric (I used the tubular bit from the bottom edge of a t-shirt), and sew it to the button band. Then, glue the googly eye onto the fabric with enough glue to also glue the fabric to the keyring. (I used superglue for this.)

All in all, it's been an incredibly fun project, and one that I get lots and lots of use out of! I'm sure I'll add to it at some point, but I'm calling its current state "done (v1.0)".

#meme jacket #diy #sewing #battle jacket #diy punk #originally the among us patch was going to be fully saturated colors: red killed green in front of blue #and i actually made that patch #but then i realized i wanted a much paler patch so i started redoing it (thankfully the among us characters were linocuts) #so i printed the scene again in white (the way i did the colors was to paint over the linoprint) #and once it dried i started painting the colors onto them. first light blue. then pink. #as i'm shaking the bottle of green paint i realize i've made a trans pride among us murder scene patch completely by accident #i'm okay with this. hell yeah

[patron-saint-of-lesbeans]

Very interesting (concerning) that while there’s a general consensus of “of course there’s queer Muslims and Jews and Christians we love them!” But that love is conditional. You can be religious but not too religious. You can be spiritual as long as it’s not actually that important to you. You can be observant of your religion’s dogma and traditions as long as you keep it away from everybody else.

But I don’t want to cut myself into smaller pieces. I don’t want to take a part of my life and culture and being and hide it away behind closed doors. It’s just…hypocritical and disappointing when people, who clamor about their love for the contradictory and self-authentic, hate when they’re confronted with it.

#tower of babble #catholic #lgbt #side b #sorry I saw a very good post pointing out the way queer Jews are often cited with the caveat that they’re not observant Jews #and how there are queer observant Jews but I didn’t want to derail so I made my own post #because fuckin hell how often do you see white queers telling queer Muslim women to stop wearing their hibjabi (unless it’s for ~cultural~ #purposes). it’s disgusting and demeaning to assume queer people don’t have deeply meaningful spiritual lives. #side b Christians 🤝 observant queer Jews 🤝 devout queer Muslims #me. happily trans and gay: I’m so happy and blessed to have this body and life - #homo/transphobes: you’re going to hell you’re evil you’re stupid you’re faking it #me: huh. oh. um. well I’m still blessed because I know you are not speaking with Christ in your heart- #a surprising number of self proclaimed radicals: uhhhh please don’t acknowledge that you’re Christian it makes us. uncomfortable. #me: …being uncomfortable and confused about others is the pride of Pride? the queer community thrives on contradiction and self definition? #anyways. prof put my pronouns down as he/she/they on the syllabus and I am popping the biggest gender affirming bottles tonight #(praying a chaplet and eating rice like the grad student peasant I am)

[sanchomps]

happy pride month (and june 18 is autistic pride day)!! i got these silly bottle cap buttons, pin the highest honors on your favorite characters!

up for preorder now until June 20, 11:59PM ET

use code HEADCANONS when you buy 2 or more for a discount, and all preorders get free stickers :-]

🍋🍑 [preorder them here!]

#original merch #pride #pride merch #shop #art folder #yeah they are based on that meme LOL how can i resist. bottle caps

[cozylittleartblog]

new in the shop today :)c

#washi tape #pride #lgbt #lgbtqia #queer #lgbtq #deltarune #lancer #stickers #sticker sheet #bujo #journaling #the stickers ship free! they are also water resistant. i put the little lawn chair lancer on my water bottle and handwashed it #and he's still there like a lil champ #i would not say they are weather resistant and dishwasher safe like my stickerapp stickers are #but they are definitely decent quality stickers that don't mind if they do get wet #i will post all the lancers digitally later too #i think two of those lancers are old but the rest are new #i wanted to make lancer stickers so bad but every company i looked into sticker sheets with was REALLY expensive.... #but my washi manu was having a little promotion so i got to try them :)c and i am pleased with them

[eye-of-the-hawk]

I thought u were Canadian

#we got another one boys #poppin bottles for this one #man if this news hit back in my deep pharmercy days… #I woulda passed out lol #pharah overwatch #overwatch 2 #ovw #fareeha amari #pride 2023 #pride month #pride 2k23 #pharah #I miss drawing her #it came so naturally

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Crying over nail polish

Happy pride month y'all!

#tf2 #team fortress two #my art #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #tf2 pyro #pyro tf2 #pride month #gay #medic voice: we used to not be allowed to do that... #WELL BUCKLE UP BITCH- PYRO BOUTTA PAINT YOUR NAILS THE MOST ABHORRENT BRIGHTEST PINK THEY CAN FIND #me: it's pride month!! lets draw something sweet and fluffy #also me: angst :( #i tried to make the color scheme a rainbow but straight up forgot green smh #pride #lgbtq #''why is there red nail polish coming out of a blue bottle'' SHUT UP YOU SAW NOTHING

[daniwry]

i like to think that, when they start dating, riku just starts blurting out all the gay thoughts he has kept in his head for so long

#kingdom hearts #kh #sora #riku #happy pride month to all my fellow gays out there *winks* #dani draws stuff #riku bottled things up for so many years like #i have to assume that sora would get flustered every time riku is so earnest #sora LOVES it but god does it take some getting used to

[dognonsense]

Testosterone bottle in oil pastel im working on for the hormones zine im making with Luna :) i drew my roommates T bottle that they had on the shelf

#zine #trans zine #queer zine #testosterone bottle #testosterone #testosterone art #rainbow art #queer art #lgbt art #trans art #trans pride #trans #transgender #transgender art #my art

[puppetmaster13u]

Just had the fun idea of the batfam having water bottles full of lazarus water that they carry around and like, them customizing them. Drawing on the metal in Damian's case, covering them in stickers in both Tim's and Steph's case, weaving a hand warmer for the handle, etc Just each of them having their own thermos of sorts for patrol and missions with the Justice League outside of Gotham.

Check out @phoenixcatch7 , this au is a combination of mine and hers (Possessed Doll Au) and you should go give her love <3

#meat marionette au #batman au #Like imagine someone doing that one meme of asking for some vodka #But instead of vinegar it's 'death water' lol #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #Tim definitely has hero stickers covering his bottle #Cass has a line of dancers and flowers along the top of hers #Stephs is covered in layers upon layers of stickers #Dick has several with different puns on them #Bruce has several but his favorite has 'Batdad' written in the barbie font on it lol #Dukes looks like a disco ball he covered it in so much reflective panels #Jason has several with entire Shakespeare plays written in increasingly smaller font the farther down it goes #Barbara has a couple including one with a big eye and 'I know what you did' on it that she always brings out when she has new blackmail #Harper has one with a cartoon bird in a tank #Cullen has one covered in pride flags <3 #Jarros is covered in stars and fish #Kate has one in lesbian flag colors saying she's the reason this family hasn't gotten murdered #to name a few lol #Alfred also has a lot too #batfamily #batfam #batkids #lazarus water #lazarus pit

[drawotion]

Something special, for this month...

️‍🌈 PRIDE MONTH YCH's~! ️‍🌈

I'm okay drawing any species! And the color of the liquid can be changed to any pride flag colors you like.

Payment happens with me sending invoice to your email via Paypal, prices are in Euros. If you'd like to claim a slot send me a DM here or in Discord: Drawotion

#my art #YCH #pride YCH #pride month 2023 #liquid #potion bottle

[hazelkjt]

"Do not seek forgiveness, for it will not ease the burden. It weighs as it should."

Redemption Arc

Redemption Arc- "Your story had a pretty rough start and you did some things you're not proud of, but you made the choice to change. I won't go through how important it is to accept responsibility and keep striving to improve or whatever because you know that already. What I think you should know is that your fuel does not need to be shame. You don’t need to stand over the bathroom sink with your blood in your hands until you can no longer make out your reflection. You will look at your face and you will see the person you used to be, but that person no longer exists. Today, you are looking, and that makes all the difference."

tagged by @iron-sparrow tyty!! It was fun to try and think of a way for this to fit at least one version of Hazel and I think I got it.

Quiz can be found here

aaaand I will tag: @the-white-snake, @sparrowsong-7, @cindernet-explorer, @selnyam, @hinganskies

#heavensward spoilers #oc quiz results #ffxiv #ffxiv oc #au ra #hazel kha #WoL!Hazel #it “works” but only in the context of WoL!Hazel #everything that goes wrong she feels falls on her shoulders #every death is her responsibility #this stems from her personal issues with pride mixed with the weight of being the Warrior of Light #when confronted with Esteem after the events of The Vault #everything bottled up since the Bloody Banquet comes spilling out through them #saying they're tired of being used as a sword #when those around hazel needed a shield #that she doesn't NEED to put all of this on herself #and she doesn't owe anyone anything #hazel never WANTED to be a hero and she still feels that way to a degree all the way up to Dawntrail #she's constantly trying to move forward because those who she lost would want her to #and she continues to try to live up to the title she was given to keep others from becoming lost as well #so in a way her entire journey is one redemption after another in her eyes #for each perceived “failure” on her part

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Imagine Effie and Monty at Pride with the Marauders

#nooo it would be so cute #they wouldve loved it #they were handing out watter bottles and pride bracelets #effie potter #monty potter #the marauders #marauders headcanons #marauders era