#quirk play

[vampyrsutton]

MirioXTamaki~Gaping

Summary:

The boy can turn his fingers into big tentacles, and you think I’m not going to use him? HA!

Ao3 Tags:

Anal Gaping, Tentacles, Tentacle Sex, Consentacles, Quirk Kink (My Hero Academia), Quirk Accident (My Hero Academia), inappropriate use of quirk, Bondage, Light Angst, an OC's mom dies, Kinktober 2020, Pet Names

“So what do you think, Tamaki?” Mirio grinned at his much shyer boyfriend as though he hadn’t just bluntly asked the raven to wreck him with tentacles.

Tamaki’s face was so red he was worried steam was coming off of him. “M-Mirio...H-how do you s-say stuff like t-that so casually?” he squeaked, covering his face.

Mirio tilted his head as though he didn’t understand what Tamaki meant. He did understand, but the raven seemed to seem at least a little better when he used that act. “What do you mean, Tamaki? You asked me what I was thinking about so I answered. I want you to try the tentacles on me. The characters in anime and hentai seem to like it so I was curious and you can make tentacles so it made sense to ask you to fu-mph.”

Tamaki covered the blonde’s mouth with his hands, his face red from the tips of his pointed ears and disappearing under his shirt. “Mirio!”

He could feel the blonde’s grin under his hand and yelped when the other licked it, snatching it away. 

Mirio laughed, pulling Tamaki into his lap to pet through his hair and allow the raven to hide in his shoulder in an attempt to calm him down. “We don’t have to if you don’t want to.”

Tamaki squirmed a bit, embarrassed at the touchy feeliness, but it did serve its intended purpose as he relaxed against Mirio’s broad chest, sighing in thought. 

“I-...” He started after some time, having to swallow a lump in his throat before starting over. “I-it’s not that I don’t w-want to...I just don’t u-understand how you can be so blunt about stuff like that.”

This earned the raven another bright chuckle that was honestly music to his pointed ears. “So you’d be willing?”

“...I’ve considered it before…” Tamaki mumbles into the blonde’s shoulder.

Mirio’s eyebrows shoot up in amusement. “Always the quiet ones, huh?” He hummed before laughing when Tamaki tried to stutter out an excuse. “I’m just playing with you, Tama. You’ve considered it then?”

Tamaki pouted a little at being teased, but nodded in answer. “Still a teenager.”

“Haha fair enough. Forget that sometimes with us being heroes now. Where did your consideration lead, sunshine?”

“...I’d be willing to try it, i guess? You know I’m awkward at topping though…”

“Certain food and stuff help you with that, right? Like foods with aphrodisiac properties or that one time you had rabbit was interesting.”

Tamaki turned scarlet again at being reminded of that instance. “Mirioooo!” He complained in embarrassment. 

“Right, no teasing. Sorry, Tamaki, you’re just so cute.” Mirio chuckled, playing with Tamaki’s fluffy locks.

Tamaki pouts, calling on the sea urchin he had that day to make his hair porcupine-like in retaliation.

It was Mirio’s turn to whine now as he quickly drew his hand back. “Tamakiiii!”

Tamaki just huffed into the blonde’s shoulder as he let his hair retire to normal. “...We can try it.”

Mirio grinned, pulling back to place a kiss on Tamaki’s red forehead. “Thanks, Tamaki.”

“Mhmmm,” Tamaki hummed. “I have the higher food budget because of my quirk so just text me the foods. ...We’re both off this weekend I think. We can try then.” 

Mirio gave him a stupidly fond look given the subject matter. “You’re the best you know that?”

Tamaki hid his face again, unable to deal with the admiring look in the blonde’s eyes. “Please, stop talking.” He whined.

The blonde’s laughter filled the room before he started showering Tamaki with affection. “Not until you believe it too.”

Tamki just whimpered in response, but didn’t struggle as Mirio pulled him down to cuddle so they could sleep. 

It was going to be a long week waiting for Friday. 

~~~

“LE MILLION!” Tamaki yelled from the other side of the bank lobby when a villain with a telekinesis quirk sent a broken beam flying at the distracted blonde who was fighting some sort of smoke quirk that was similar enough to counteract each other. “DROP!”

Mirio did so without question, dropping into the floor and popping back out to watch the flying beam take out his opponent. “THANKS, SUNEATER!” He yelled before permeating his way to the telekinesis user. 

It didn’t take long after that really for the former Big Three of UA to finish off the bank robbers, the two extroverts handling the police while Tamaki went to help with any civilians hiding around the lobby and make sure none were stuck. 

He was passing the bathrooms that had debris blocking them when he heard a whimper from behind the door. He immediately called forth the tentacles to move the debris before retracting them and slowly opening the door. 

“Hero S-Suneater. I-is there a-anyone in here?” Tamaki asked when he peaked his head in.

He heard a small yelp behind the door before there was a burst of light that blinded him briefly before he suddenly had an armful of child. 

The child couldn’t have been more than eight, maybe nine years old, and was sobbing into his cloak, stuttering and hiccupping as she tried to form a sentence. 

Tamaki was at a complete loss, but let one of his arms turn into a wing to comfort her so he could keep looking, but calm her down. “Uh, shhh? Shhh, Its-its okay now. The robbers a-are stopped. Um, is your parent in here, too?”

The was apparently the wrong thing to say as the child sobbed harder. “The ro-robbers ki-killed mommy!”

Tamaki paled as he held the child closer. “Bastards. Uh-Sorry, but no that’s what they are.”

This got a choked laugh out of the kid which made Tamaki sigh in relief even if she was still understandably sobbing. “I-I’m not very good with people. Let’s get you to the police so they can help you?”

Tamaki felt the girl cling to him and sob harder making him sigh. ‘Why do kids always pick me?’

“Okay, okay. I’m not supposed to do this, but want to finish rounds with me?” Tamaki offered, a little shocked he didn’t stutter, but shrugging it off.

There was a small nod against his chest as she continued to cry but he nodded. “Alright, just stay behind the wing so we don’t get in trouble okay?”

Another small nod and he checked the rest of the bathrooms and his area. They found a few more people, and he found out the girl had a mood quirk that when activated made people feel the opposite of what she was feeling which she activated from behind the wing to help not necessarily calm people down but make them feel brave. 

“I’m not condoning the unauthorized use, but that’s pretty cool of you to be using your own misery to be trying to help these other people.” Tamaki whispered to her after he sent an uninjured civilian towards the check point. 

The girl, Kimiko, still had tears streaming down her face but managed to smile some. “Th-thank you.”

“No, thank you . I know I’m a hero, but I have horrible anxiety and would have normally went to hide away from people by now, but I’m pretty sure the activation you did when I accidentally spooked you when I found you is why we’ve already helped like six more people. How long does this last anyway?” Tamaki asked. They were done with his area so he was just trying to keep her out of her head as they went to the checkpoint. That and it was probably best to know how long he’d be like this. 

“Ummm, when it’s an accident anywhere from 3 to 12 hours depending on how badly I was shocked, but I think it worked on big brother for almost a week last time?” Kimiko answered after a moment. “His girlfriend cheated on him so I watched a sad movie so he wouldn’t be sad anymore.”

‘Good so she does have family.’ Tamaki internally sighed in relief as he smiled at her. “That was very nice of you.”

She smiled despite her puffy eyes. “I don’t like seeing other people sad. The quirk person said the person is still aware of the opposite feeling so they can still fix it; they just don’t have to feel it while doing it. He thinks the time length depends on how strong my own emotion is.”

Tamaki blinked in surprise. “You probably just saved several people a lot of time in therapy if they won’t have that wall stopping them from talking about it for like a week. I’m sure your other parent will be very proud.” 

Her smile turned sad and Tamaki cursed himself, but she grinned anyway. “Do you think I can help Mom with Mommy being gone?”

Tamaki hugged her close as they neared the paramedics. “I’m sure you being okay will be help enough. Take care of yourself, too.”

Kimiko nodded as she clung to him, glaring at the paramedic that tried to take her, and Tamaki had to laugh. “They have to check on you and call your Mom, Kimiko-chan.”

She gave him puppy dog eyes and he sighed, patting down his pockets until he found a business card. “Tell you what.” He got a pen from the paramedic and scribbled down his direct. “You can keep in touch if taking care of everyone else gets too much, okay?”

She nodded, holding onto the card like a lifeline as she hugged him again. “Thank you for saving us, Suneater!” She smiled lightly before climbing down and letting the paramedic lead her away. 

“I thought kids made you nervous?” Mirio hummed from where he had his arms wrapped around Tamaki’s middle from behind. Tamaki leaned back into the hold which surprised Mirio more at the raven allowing PDA. “You okay, sunshine?”

“That little girl is nine years-old, just watched her mom get killed by robbers, and decided to use her horrible situation and her quirk to help an anxiety ridden hero and several civilians. I think I’m more in shock than she was.” Tamaki explained without a single stutter.

Mirio stared at him wide eyed than at the retreating kid. “Holy shit.”

Tamaki laughed, turning around in the blonde’s arms to face him. “That’s what I’ve been thinking the past hour.” He frowned when he noticed a line of blood on Mirio’s cheek and a cut down his bicep. “What happened?”

“The neutralizers on one of the handcuffs apparently broke so the spike guy still had some choice actions so to speak. He didn’t try to escape, just threw a small tantrum.” Mirio shrugged, leaning into Tamaki’s hand when the raven touched his face. 

“Why haven’t you gotten it healed yet?” Tamaki frowned.

“I thought you had another kid try to adopt you and thought I needed to come help you, but apparently you had it handled.”

“Mhmm. It’s only when you’re not around that they seem to adopt me. I still don’t understand it. 1A thought I was glaring at them.”

“You’re a lot...softer? No, um sturdier? That doesn’t make sense. Reliable? Close enough. You come off as more reliable as Suneater.” Mirio struggles before shrugging. “Not to say you’re not reliable outside of costume, but you have to get past the anxiety first.”

Tamaki hummed, playing with Mirio’s cape before pulling him closer. “Well how about you go get healed up, and we’ll see just how reliable I am? I had lunch with Fat Gum today so extra Takoyaki.” He whispered in the blonde’s ear.

Mirio looked at him confused for a second before it caught up to him and he groaned in excitement. “This is the rabbit all over again.”

Tamaki groaned in annoyance. “Go get healed! Bring that up again and no tentacles for you.”

Mirio looked around quickly, suddenly the one embarrassed. “Okay, now might be the time for some shyness.”

“Oh it’s still there. I can just choose to ignore it right now.”  

Mirio furrowed his brow in confusion before it seemed to catch up to him. “You go hit with the girl’s quirk?”

“Yeah, I kinda spooked her when I found her. Open the door, there was a flash of light, and suddenly I had an armful of child and the nervousness was gone a bit later. I have probably 2 to 5 hours left based on what Kimiko said.” Tamaki shrugged.

Mirio nodded, chuckling slightly. “So I’m in for it tonight.”

“That depends on how well you behave.” Tamaki smirked before turning red when he realized what he said.. 

Mirio gulped, nodding, before running to the healers. 

Tamaki sunk into the collar of his cloak, pulling the hood lower and he internally screamed in embarrassment. He at least wasn’t going to have an anxiety fueled breakdown over it, but that didn’t stop the embarrassment. This was going to be a very conflicting evening.

~~~

“Mmm, Ahhh M-Mirio~ L-let me close the doOoor-Ahhhh~!” Tamaki moaned, pinned to the wall inside the entrance of their apartment.

“But Tama~ You were teasing me the whole way home!” Mirio chuckled into Tamaki’s ear as he kicked the door closed next to them. “And you looked so hot when the spike guy did make a run for it and you just shot out a tentacle and threw him back in the police van. My brain was like, ‘That’s gonna be me in an hour.’ Good thing it's getting chilly and I had an excuse to wrap my cape in front of me.”

Tamaki flushed, no amount of bravery preparing him Mirio’s bluntness as the blonde went back to attacking the raven’s neck. “PervErt,” Tamaki groaned. “You’re the reason I have such a big collar on my cloak.”

“Nah, it’s so you can hide your face when embarrassed or anxious.” Mirio laughed, nibbling under Tamaki’s ear as his hand slid lower. 

Tamaki shivered when Mirio bit the spot under his ear before letting out a low moan when the blonde started palming him through his jeans. 

A switch seemed to flip the only warning Mirio was given was a rubbery slimy sound before he was being pulled away and suspended in the air by each limb and his torso, his now tentacled boyfriend essentially holding him in the air with one hand. That thought made Mirio groan in lust, head lulling a little. “Tamaki~”

The new position had Mirio’s crotch close to eye level and he raised an amused eyebrow at just how hard Mirio was already. “So how long were you thinking about this again?”

Mirio was the one embarrassed this time as he flushed. “Remember when you got a hold of me in training second year before I had the timing I do now and yeeted me across the gym ‘cause I taunted you?”

Tamaki blinked before turning equally scarlet. “That was almost 4 years ago!”

“We weren’t dating yet! I didn’t want to creep you out!” Mirio pouted, squirming in the tentacles and shivering when they reflexively tightened. 

“I-...okay fair i guess? Um… would it help if I told you this was one of my first wet dreams? ” Tamaki mumbled, red to the tip of his ears.

Mirio, fluent in Tamaki mumbled, heard it and perked up like an excited puppy. “I told you it was always the quiet oOne-ohhhh~” 

Tamaki had turned his other pointer finger into a tentacle and squeezed Mirio through his pants to shut him up. “I blame introversion and manga.”

“S-so you admi-mit it’s the quiet ones-Ahhh~”

“Not all of us can be human sunshine,” Tamaki pouted.

Mirio smiled fondly. “You’re my human sunshine though.”

Tamaki blushed harder, hiding behind his arms, careful not to move his hands. “Just permeate out of your clothes!”

Mirio did so, laughing as he waited for tentacles to wrap around him again. His laughter was cut off when they did as another slid in his mouth to silence him. He gave it a hard suchk and Takami almost dropped him as his legs buckled. 

Tamaki withdrew the tentacle long enough to get to the bedroom where he threw the blonde on the bed like he apparently wanted to based on the moan that followed before grabbing the lube and rearranging which tentacle was holding where so he could prep the blonde. “What is with you and being thrown?

“It’s just when you do it, sunshine.” Mirio winked.

Tamaki rolled his eyes, spreading lube on his non-tentacled fingers before turning those into small tentacles that prodded at the blonde’s hole.

Mirio shivered, hips twitching when one slipped in. 

Tamaki was too busy focusing to properly enjoy the noises leaving Mirio as he noticed he could increase the number of the small tentacles a little than normal before letting them get bigger inside the blonde who seemed to have not a single complaint with this discovery.

When Tamaki did finally look up at Mirio, however, he got to see the blonde looking absolutely ruined and he hadn’t even gotten to his dick yet. 

“T-Tamakiii~ M-moreee pwease~” Mirio actually slurred.

Tamaki blinked, the sound going straight to his own dick before thought of something and let the tentacles spread out, rubbing abound until Mirio arched with a moan and he know he found the blonde’s prostate. 

“Tamakiiii~! Your cock~ Please~” Mirio groaned, squirming in his restraints that only reflexively squeezed in response. 

Tamaki almost had to chuckle at how desperate his boyfriend was after barely anything as he looked to his own erection, focusing on making it a tentacle. It eventually worked but it felt bizarre. 

It was like the whole thing was made of the hypersensitive tip, but dissociated and god it was overwhelming to lube it up.

Tamaki’s tentacles lifted Mirio into the air once more as the raven laid back on the pillow and slowly lowered the blonde onto his now tentacled cock. 

A choked sound left Mirio followed by a moan as he was lowered little by little until he bottomed out. Tamaki watched as he twitched spasmed as he adjusted to the feeling of the tentacle withering inside him. Much like his normal dick, Tamaki seemed to have very little control over the tentacles actions, but Mirio didn’t seem to mind as he shuddered whenever it found his prostate.

“You can move.” Mirio eventually sighed. 

Tamaki nodded, tentacles lifting the blonde almost all the way up before bringing him back down fast. 

Mirio moaned out, cock leaking precum as he was bounced up and down. 

Once Mirio seemed to get used to it, he made the tentacle longer and thicker, making the blonde’s eyes roll back as it rubbed past his prostate each time. Mirio looked close to coming already so Tamaki wrapped a smaller tentacle around the base of the blonde’s cock earning him a whine.

“Tamakiii~!” Mirio whined around the one that had made it back to his mouth.

He increased the size again and this time he could see a small stomach bulge whenever the blonde was brought down on his cock.

“Shit…” Tamaki breathed in between his own sounds before adding his own thrusts into the fray, making the blonde’s eyes roll back .

“Gahhh~ Tamaki~! AHhh! Please~!” Mirio rambled, sucking on the one in his mouth like a cock to be worshipped. 

Tamaki made the tentacle in the blonde’s ass just a bit bigger and watched as the blonde came undone after just a few more thrust. 

Mirio, tentacle cock ring be damned, cried out as he came hard, painting Tamaki’s chest white as he practically sobbed his release.

Tamaki rearranged the twitching blonde in the air so he was doggy style before sitting up to finish himself off, sliding the tentacle back in and giving a few move thrusts before cumming just as hard inside the blonde, his tentacle dick seeming to deflate back to normal as he released, his fingers doing the same as he saw white and lost focus. 

Mirio groaned, moaning as he was filled before his chest collapsed to the bed as the tentacles supporting him retreated. “Tamakiii~”

It took Tamaki a moment to come back to himself, but the sight that greeted him almost made his overly sensitive cock twitch in interest. 

Mirio looked absolutely ruined. His hair was plastered to his face with sweat, lube was smeared everywhere from the tentacles, he seemed unable to actually open his eyes, his breathing heavy and his hole. God his hole was gaping at him, twitching as a mixture of cum and lube dripped out with nothing to hold in. 

The blonde looked thoroughly fucked out and Tamaki felt almost proud as he watched the dopey smile on his boyfriend’s face. He had done this. He had turned the normally loud, energetic blonde into a twitching, sated mess who probably couldn’t move if he tried.

Mirio’s legs were apparently tired of holding him as they too collapsed, eliciting a groan.

Tamaki chuckled lightly, moving down the bed the brush the blonde’s hair out of his face. “You okay?”

“Thank you, Tama.” The blonde mumbled, barely conscious. 

“Anything for you, Mirio. No falling asleep yet though. We need to clean you up.”

This idea earned Tamaki a pout which just caused another chuckle, “It’s a good thing we’re both heroes you know.” He hummed as he moved Mirio so he could fireman carry the blonde to the bathroom, sizes too awkward for a princess carry. 

In the end Tamaki ended in the bath with him before cuddling together in bed. Not that he was complaining.

~The Next Morning~

“So some cultures eat insects. Some insects have ovipositors.”

“It’s 10AM!” 

#mirio x tamaki #mirio togata #tamaki amajiki #bnha #mha smut #kinktober #kinktober 2020 #tentacles #quirk play

[2toplibrary]

My Love, Take Your Time by UmBriella

(NR, 11K, 1/1)

“Sleep over at mine tonight.” Katsuki freezes. He opens his eyes to stare into Shouto’s with a surprisingly unreadable expression. He clears his throat, taking a step backwards. Shouto immediately misses his warmth. “Yeah, alright,” he grunts, turning away. “M’gonna go get a drink.”

Or: It’s Ashido’s birthday party, and Shouto can think of nothing other than taking Katsuki back to his apartment for some alone time.

And yet, in the end, Katsuki's the one who's rushing.

#first time #new arrivals #smut and feels #quirk play #established relationship #fic #fics

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[turtleblogatlast]

Thinking about how Leo says he uses his jokes to cope and y’know, thinking harder on it I think it may very well be because of what else uses one-liners and puns and that type of humor.

Specifically, 80’s action movies and campy sci-fi. Even more specifically, the protagonists of these.

So I can imagine why, exactly, Leo leans toward this brand of humor. It’s directly linked to things he loves! But even more than that is why I think it’s used as a coping mechanism.

In these genres, these quips tend to be said by the winner - or, if not a winner, then someone who will stay alive. So there’s a confidence behind them, an assurance, almost, that even if things go wrong, things aren’t ever too serious. There’s no bad endings here! It’s all good fun, even if the stakes seem high.

Leo canonically has been known to steer his brothers away from the more brutal villains and toward more fun, lighthearted activities and not-so-dangerous criminals. So for Leo, these jokes definitely make things less heavy, make the situations they find themselves in less intense.

It’s kinda not just coping, but also can be seen as a form of escapism. A safety blanket. A way for Leo to defuse the tension of knowing just how dangerous their lives are and replace that with a levity which implies that things will be okay.

Unfortunately, levity alone does not alter reality.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #how pretentious can I sound when talking about a fictional turtle more at eight #anyway I always loved to think about Leo’s quick line about coping with humor #I don’t care how much people think it doesn’t REALLY matter it’s fun to play around with tbh #also love the idea that Leo’s sense of humor comes from the protags of his fav campy series #(+ from his confident and awesome big sis April) #like idk Leo’s special interests directly paving out how he presents himself both to others and in general is so interesting to me!!! #he is someone who KNOWS people and their quirks so 100% he caught on to that 80’s style of quippy one-liners- #-and associated that with safety and levity #even the villains of these genres who spout off quips tend to be the ones who survive! #Leo desperately fighting to keep the same lighthearted genre as 87 TMNT as the horrors of 2003 and 2012 loom on the horizon #and I think something important to note is that Leo KNOWS things are real #he is WELL AWARE of how dangerous things can get for them #but he copes anyway because it’s easier to deal with everything that way #bro just wants he and his family to be safe tbh

[thermodynamic-comedian]

personal mildly funny interpretation of jonah i have is that he takes on some of the characteristics of the people he possesses because technically he's just inserting his own conciousness inside their already developed brains. he possesses richard mendelson and all of a sudden he's really into chess. he possesses james wright and all of a sudden he has weirdly specific opinions on coffee. he possesses elias bouchard and all of a sudden he knows how to roll a joint

#he's like a guy playing different characters in rpgs he chooses them based on appearence and stats #and then later on finds out they have their own little quirks and traits that now affect him too #funny to think about to me idk #tma shitpost #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[lunarneo]

Poor Neo- "Wait a Second...."

#I thought I was the problem and at fault initially #and thought I needed to be better #be more. You can't make someone cheat though #certainly not saying I was perfect #I'm sure I had my quirks. It's just interesting to me how things played out #:D now i struggle not knowing if I'm overbearing and gonna drive people away! #i shouldn't feel guilty for sharing what happened to me #but i still do. this happened to me and i should be allowed to share it! #also this is NOT about “”being poly=cheating“” #I ASKED about poly relationships. THEY didnt like poly. i said ok. THEY cheated. they wanted monogamy and cheated. #very annoyed how many people commented on my art saying how their partner cheated on them and wanted poly #or saying shit bad about poly #THIS IS ABOUT CHEATERS GONNA CHEAT #i only included the poly thing because it was a connection i made that i thought was particular #furry #digital art #neo #digital drawing #drawing #furry art

[llamahearted]

Miss Milly Thompson I love you. I love your big heart, your big body, and your big smile. I also love your big non-lethal stungun.

#I just love and adore this quirked up earnest farm girl #I was doing a re-watch and something in me snapped when I saw her drink straight from the faucet in e2. I felt ineffable lesbian feelings #original six foot tall moe girl AND she's a highly perceptive business professional? wife forever #trigun #trigun 1998 #milly thompson #kuroneko-sama #shout out to norage and lots-o-doodles for playing crit room with me on that second one ilu #y'all I did it I drew a gun in my trigun fanart I gotta take my header down now--

[yugiohz]

I don’t think deku is a jealous or petty person at all (even though he’s a cancer so the possibility is still there he’s just young), i think he’s genuinely happy that bakugo has a friend like kirishima like that boy is rlly doing community service by teaching bakugo to be a decent person I think everyone is benefitting from that. however I think deku sometimes sees these two interact and gets overcome by a quick wave of bitterness like waaowwwww, is you can be nice and a good friend to others but not me </3. Idk, seeing someone who’s very unkind to you be decent to other people hurts like what did I do to you❗️❗️❗️❗️ this isn’t about deku anymore, I fear, but I think is an interesting universal experience idk the bakugo kirishima deku dynamic could have gone places in my mind palace

#Kirishima is a great friend I love how he’s so kind and easygoing but doesn’t let bakugo push him over or play his dumb little power plays #kirishima is ten toes down he’s an immovable object or whatever #which goes so well with his quirk it’s sos funny #when bakugo coyly thanks kirishima for saving him during that dumb fucjing movie that was kirishima’s parenting!!!!!!!!

[dottyistired]

"i hope your favorite character dies" is basic. "i hope your favorite character kills her queerbait girlbestie and ends up with a man" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

#yellowjackets spoilers #yj spoilers #mistynat #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets #i dont care that hes a quirked up whiteboy played by elijah wood. this is a w*lter hate blog #he literally has blue eyes like grow the fuck up

[psychictimestone]

Silver's blunt honesty at its finest

#silver the hedgehog #Sonic the hedgehog #Silverposting #I was playing 06 (original) for the first time earlier and came across that NPC and was like this feels familar #I love his little quirks #I love the girls teasing him over his inability to understand the fact Amy chose the outfits on purpose to be 'cute'. #goes sailing over his poor head. Guy just wants practicality #sonic 06 #sonic rivals 2 #2021 Cover stories #2023 Otherworld Comedy #Sonic channel #Sonic idw #Someone added the tag 'Autism' in the reblogs and honestly you arent wrong

[dizazter-dragoon]

CW: Minors DNI, suggestive blurb, don't use fights as foreplay irl, as always characters are aged up

Just,,,The idea of Bakugou liking getting kidnapped or held for ransom by shitty villains on occasion just to rile reader up is very funny to me. Like most of the time, reader is just a sweet mid-low rank support hero until Bakugou is involved and then it's like a switch flip to vigilante mode that he loves.

Bank Robber: I'll let the hostages go in exchange for a Pro-Hero!

Bakugou: Oh no...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and then 15 minutes later Bakugou's doing stretches in a quirk collar because he knows you're gonna spend the next week staking your claim on him after your feral ass beats the everloving shit out of the unfortunate villainous bastard

Just- Bakugou watching reader bust in on the villain's shoddy hideout, and leaning his head back to show a bruise below his collarbone "I dunno babe, looks like a hickey to me" (｀∀´)Ψ

#Bakugou: You gonna let the only mark on me be some extra's? Tch #Reader: ChallengeAccepted BakuBrat #Could he get out the low quality restraints without his quirk? yes #But how else is he gonna play up the 'damsel in distress' bit? #Bakugou thinks getting “kidnapped” on occasion is worth watching his switch!reader dom from the bottom afterwards #-And then spends the rest of the week showing reader how it's done #Might make this into an actual fic #bnha thirst #minors do not interact #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #switch!reader #gn!reader #bakugo katsuki #bnha x reader #mha #bnha #Zaz drabbles

[ganondoodle]

as i was awake in the middle of the night for like 2 hours bc i felt sick i had more somewhat random totk thoughts

one being that i really hate how raurus response to concerned zelda is, after sonia died in that almost funny how little impactful it was way, "im sure you are here for a reason" (actually, i hate how often this sentence is used in general to .. idk i guess its supposed to be inspiritational???)

bc what does that mean actually? him saying that to someone who got there absolutely by accident really just sounds like "i dont care go figure it out yourself bc i dont want to think about anything concerning you or your troubles lol" i guess its meant to sound like OOOOH fate has BROUGHT you here bc you have to furfill a role you dont know yet (spoiler its being a sacrifice girl with no personality) and besides me hating the 'inescapable fate' trope in general (at least the way its usually done in these games, which is not to struggle against it but willingly accept whatever you are told and pretend thats good) its really jsut goddamn boring and is really only an excuse to well .. ignore her and her trouble; shouldnt you, if you were actually such a cool guy like the game wants me to believe so bad, do everything in your power to get zelda back to her own world before shes pulled even further into the war you caused now that her only ""mentor"" that could help her get more use of her pretty much useless sudden powers is gone too?? i know shes basically dead wife sonia replacement (can of worms ugh) but it still grinds my gears whenever i think of that cutscene, bc i cant help but hear it as the lamest excuse in existence to not care about her and just kinda .. see what happens which in this case means leave zelda completely on her her own since both rauru and mineru die as well (honestly shouldnt rauru have thought about like .. any plan to defeat gan besides dying himself, given hes the oh so cool and goodest guy king whos only mistake was not stabbing gan the second he stepped into their kathedral castle thing, like even if you had a plan it can still fail but it seemed like he just kinda went in with a handful of people that didnt seem to know each other at all, never got names or faces -or unique voices for that matter- to fight gan face to face inlcuding the girl that came from a different time and had nothing to do with any of this conflict and couldnt even really control her sudden new powers just seems pretty stupid)

thought 2

how totk really feels like botw but for the people who didnt like shiekah tech, its not a sequel, its botw again, but version of only sonau, its like a pokemon game that had two versions but one has weirdly incoherent story and acts like the other never existed jsut as a whole its like retreading the same points but worse, all shiekah tech that was so integral to the world and had such a long history just vanishing and no one caring about any of it like it never happened, HELL the titans were called divine beasts in english but i guess they werent divine or important enough to keep around LOL champions WHO and isntead a never before seen or even heard of race for that matter showing up and planting their ass in every place the shiekah were before, dare i say it feels weirdly manipulative, like either them or some outside force erasing every fact about the ancient shiekah and replace them with sonau stuff bc they are the hot new shit now

this is a point that just doesnt stop bothering me, how the shiekah tech seemed so carefully designed and integrated into botws world and story, its a difficult to keep balance after all, integrating high tech stuff into a medieval setting, but they made it work! and then totk comes around and throws a bunch modern day tech into it puts some vague greenish stone filter on its exterior and call that even better more ancient tech; why did they even bother to make pottery inspired laser shooting spider legged robots so well integrated when they throw a car and rockets into the next game without a thought and call it a day, what was the fucking point

it feels like someone was dead set on having a set of legos thrown into the game it had no place in, if you want players to build whatever they want make a building game instead!! especially if you are just gonna throw it in with seemingly no consideration how out of place it feels togehter with the fACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAD AND ANCIENT HIGH TECH CIVILIZATION WITH A VERY DISTINCT AESTHETIC THAT WAS ALREADY WELL INTEGRATED INTO THE WORLD YOU ARE PLANNING TO REUSE WITH ALOT OF MYSTERY AND UNKOWN STUFF ABOUT THEM TO EXPLORE FURTHER YOU COULD HAVE USED!! but i guess they just "didnt want to play with you anymore" and that so much so that they went out of their way to erase every trace of it, i dont think the words shiekah tech are ever used in the game, and the purah pad and her towers just drive me more isnane bc they are the same shit but called different and also much worse, liek the purah pad isnt some more developed shiekah stone, no its a glorified camera with a teleport function and thats it

(i know i said this before but i really cant stand how obsessed every single NPC is with sonau shit, you get told to your face every second line of dialog that they are so cool and are so mysterious that it just makes me annoyed of them even more, the game is obsessed with shoving them everywhere and telling you over and over you too should obsess over them, they werent weird like that about the shiekah stuff in botw?? the biggesst talking point in botw was calamity ganon ..... which makes sense and in totk its like ... gan is mentioned what, in a newspaper article??? once???and then not even by name i think???)

aside from that big point which will never let me go, its also just .. its not moving forward anything, it actively walks BACK the progress that was made in botw, call me dumb but i dont really count moving one step up in the social roles of each race as a character development (for the side characters like the champions desc- ahem SAGES) but mainly zelda ... god how dirty she was done, totk pretty explicitely makes her regress any development she made in botw aside from she likes link uwu and some people like her too, but also not enough to notice that that weird zelda being all evil and weird isnt her (INLCUDING THE CHAMP- SAGES WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH??? you dont have to be a genius to pick up on that my god, were you all given the mc dumbo potion or what)

she gets put back to square one, back into the little itty bitty princessy maiden role forced upon her by her royal parentage, this time rauru edition, back into a white little dress, back into the scared puppy eyed teenager, back into a situation she cant handle, back into losing everyone around her (tho honestly botw made me care more about rhoam than totk did about rauru), back into being forced to do a big sacrifice- but worse actually

in botw she went to FIGHT AND HOLD GANON IN THE CASTLE SO LINK HAD TIME TO RECOVER AND IT WOULDNT DESTROY THE LAND!! and you are telling me in totk rauru takes up her botw role and she bascially killed herself to ... restore the mastersword.

......... she ... she did that only to be a glorified version of the stone pedestal in the forest. and then she gets returned to normal itty bitty girly no problem via magic sparkle beam at the end and

DOESNT

EVEN

REMEMBER.

it really is just botw but worse, you even get yet another ghost king of hyrule to guide you around (rhoam did it better fight me ... we dont talk about the questionable choice to make himself darker skinned when posing as just some guy)

i honestly dont think i was ever truly taken aback by anythign that happened in botw, while in totk, the further i played, the more i had to fight with myself to keep the feeling of unease, disappointment and betrayal down

its such a god damn shame, totk should have stayed a DLC, i will forever mournfully dream of a game that explores more of the ancient shiekah, doesnt erase integral parts of the world, developes characters more instead of making them regress back and make them end up even less developed than at the start of the game, dives into buried secrets and mistakes of dark pages of history without giving into a weirldy nationalist(imperalisitc?) narrative and lets characters have some agency for once

if it werent for the yiga i might have actually considered refunding the game, just to be at peace with myself

anyway, aboslutely incoherent word vomit.

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #old man yells at cloud #i know im repeating myself in alot of points #but some things just wont stop rotating in my head #ngl i felt like nintendy was trying to gaslight me in totk #what noooo the shrine of life was ALWAYS just a barren cave with a puddle of water in it #noooo dumsda (hundson) NEVER had a funny quirk of how he talks #nooooo purah NEVER cared about shiekah tech or that stone she used to have in her lab in hateno #noooooo robelo NEVER cared about the shiekah oven he named cherry #nooooo yuno was never not dumb like a rock and ridiculed by the narrative worse than koga #noooo yuno never had inheretited an ability unique to daruk #nooooooo zelda never had any character besides like white dress waifu #nooooooo the dekutree never actually played a central role #nooooo there never was any shikeah tech #noooooo there never were any champions we were actualyl friends with #why is this series so damn allergic to moving the world or characters forward #you literalyl showed us that zelda companion is doable #you made 5 fram rate killing ghosts that are more useless than useful in any fight but noooo cant do zelda #she gotta be the little maiden uwu #you could have shown us the past without sendign zelda back #you could have revealed the sonau without erasing the shiekah #you had such a good setup from botw #and isntead chose to focus 3 years on being able to glue a stick to a stick in a game that isnt about glue or building

[sluttyshima]

F is for Friends (and Fucking)

Warnings: porn without plot, orgy, unprotected sex, quirk play, rough sex, slight masochism, slight degradation

Characters: fem reader x Bakusquad (mostly Katsuki, but featuring Mina, Denki, Kirishima and Sero)

Word Count: ~1.1k

AN: reposting because tumblr is confusing and it took me over a month to figure out why this wasn't showing up in the tags :,)

The room smells strongly of sweat and sex. Moans and grunts and the soft papping of flesh against flesh reverberate throughout the room. The nude bodies of your closest friends press in on either side of you, so closely intertwined that it’s difficult to tell where one person ends and the next begins.

It’s filthy.

It’s absolutely not how friends should behave.

And it’s probably the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to you.

A hand at the back of your neck guides your face forward, and your lips lock with another’s. They’re plush, soft, and flavored slightly of strawberry: Mina. She tugs at your hair, forcing your head back so that she can trail kisses down your throat. Her body is warm against yours as she presses closer, hands falling to your shoulders to help keep her balance as she continues to bounce on the cock beneath her.

“Fuck, that’s so hot,” Denki slurs. His chest presses against her back as he strains to reach your mouth, tongue immediately darting in to tangle with yours. It’s sloppy, his teeth clashing against yours and a trail of saliva dribbling messily down your chin. There’s a buzz of electricity, and the metallic stud decorating his tongue begins to warm and vibrate.

But your attention is drawn elsewhere, a harsh tug on your right nipple causing you to gasp and break the kiss in favor of looking over your shoulder. Katsuki grins at you, grabbing your jaw with one hand while the other continues to tease your hardened nub. 

“Don’t you forget about me, hah? I told you to sit still and pretty on my cock. That means stay. Still.” He punctuates the last word with another strong pinch to your nipple. Sparks pop from his palm, burning slightly as they make brief contact with your skin before fading away.

The mixture of pain and pleasure has your eyes rolling back in your head. Katsuki hisses, and you can feel him throb inside of you, hips rolling up of their own accord. “Fuck baby, squeezing me so tight. You trying to milk me or something? Nah, you’re just a little pain slut, aren’t you? You like it when I burn you?”

A whine tears from your throat unbidden. You try to nod, but his strong grasp on your face doesn’t allow it. His thumb and forefinger move higher, squishing your cheeks together as he chuckles. “Too dumb to even respond, huh.”

As Katsuki’s grip becomes bruising, you pull your gaze away from him, searching for Mina’s comforting presence. However, she appears to be preoccupied: bent over in front of you, her glistening pussy and puckered hole on full display as she takes Denki’s cock down her throat. The blonde makes eye contact with you as his fingers tangle in her pink hair to guide her pace. He winks at you before throwing his head back, eyes falling shut as he moans.

The fingers pressing into your cheeks warm dangerously. A silent threat. Your face is yanked back towards his and he nips at your lower lip. “You better fucking keep your attention on me. You wanna cum eventually, don’t ya?”

“Aw, c’mon man, haven’t you teased her long enough?” A strong pair of hands settle on your hips, calloused digits squeezing slightly. Eijiro grins at you, lifting you ever so slightly before dropping you back down on Katsuki’s cock, causing both of you to moan in unison. “Go on and fuck her already. I bet she looks real cute when she cums.”

The anticipation is too much, the cord within you already wound so tightly simply from the feeling of Katsuki’s thick length filling you so completely. Tears gather at the corner of your eyes as the redhead sets a slow but steady pace, fucking you on his best friend’s cock while his own bobs, heavy and leaking between his muscular thighs. You want to reach out to touch him, to offer him some relief, but your arms are behind your back, trapped between your body and Katsuki’s.

Luckily, Hanta seems to have had the same idea as you. He kneels behind Eijiro, lips attaching to the larger man’s neck as his fingers wrap around the slick shaft, stroking slowly. His free hand slides across the other man’s chest to tease his nipple.

Eijiro’s movements stutter as he leans into Hanta’s touch, eyes fluttering shut and a ragged groan dragging from his throat. His fingers tighten around your waist for a moment before his grip loosens, his hands falling from you completely. You miss their warmth immediately, but not for long as another pair replaces them.

“I’ve got ya, baby,” Katsuki speaks against the crook of your neck. He teases the area with his teeth, a sharp prick of pain that he quickly soothes with his tongue. His hips roll beneath you as he guides your body to grind down on him slowly. “You ready for me to really fuck you?”

No sooner do you nod your head, than he lifts you up, repositioning your body to his liking. Cheek pressed against the black leather of the couch on which the two of you had previously been sitting, back arched with your ass in the air for him. It feels as if all the air is knocked from your lungs when he buries himself back inside of you in one quick thrust. He sets a sudden, brutal pace, fucking you hard and fast.

“K-Kats-” you try to say his name, but the way that his cockhead is repeatedly pressing against your cervix makes it hard to breathe, let alone speak. 

A hand snakes between your legs to press against your clit, rubbing messy circles. You can feel yourself clenching around him as you hurtle towards your high dangerously quickly. His body presses into yours, breath warm against your ear. “Cum for me. Need to feel that sloppy cunt soak my dick before I fill you up.”

Your vision goes white as your orgasm crashes over you. It’s the most intense pleasure you’ve ever experienced, and Katsuki drags it out as long as he can, fucking you through it. You can barely make out the sound of your name on his lips as his cock jumps inside of you, painting your walls with white. He gives a few more shallow thrusts, riding out both of your highs until the overstimulation becomes too much for him.

His touch is surprisingly gentle as he guides you onto your back, a warm hand stroking the side of your face. “C’mon, don’t tap out just yet. You can keep going, can’t ya?”

Behind him, four pairs of eyes watch you, hungry.

You’re definitely in for a few more rounds.

#mha smut #katsuki bakugou #eijiro kirishima #mina ashido #denki kaminari #hanta sero #bakusquad #bakusquad smut #bakugou smut #kirishima smut #mina smut #kaminari smut #sero smut #bakugou x reader #bakusquad x reader #mha x reader #cw degradation #cw quirk play

[wyldblunt]

i am always thinking about that one asura in taimi's lab who, upon not recognizing the commander, snarks something like "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't bring my heroes of tyria flash cards with me today 🙄"

was he just joking or do those exist. heroes of tyria TRADING cards, even???? are children across the realm kicking and biting each other over a holographic trahearne

#gw2 #there WAS a holographic glyndwr and he threw a fucking shitfit when he found out and got it put out of print #unfortunately for him this OBVIOUSLY backfired and drove demand up like crazy and now it's one of the most-discussed collector cards #there are like five billion different runs of alan cards. lorelei cards are beautiful but dont tend to have actually useful skills/moves - #-so theyre beloved by ppl who only collect the cards for the art but don't play the accompanying game #merrit collectors comprise a very weird very tight-knit subculture with encyclopedic knowledge of every misprint/quirk #now im thinking about mutuals' commanders too #you NEED a kerra card. if you dont have a commander kerra what is even the point of your collection #marwyds are popular even among ppl who don't care about shit like this and can be easily traded for cigarettes/waypoint fare/etc #the hua collectors are bonkers. theyre a well-oiled machine. they all have like a dozen copies of every card like an itabag #I COULD DO MORE BUT I HAVE ALREADY BEEN FUCKING AROUND FOR TOO LONG TODAY AND GOTTA GO MWAH #oc notebook

[silent-partner-412]

people give akihiko shit for bringing up protein all the time but like… idk as somebody who is currently working out and trying to build muscle i think about my protein consumption considerably more often than akihiko ever mentions it in persona 3 reload lmao it’s genuinely something that’s on your mind a lot if you’re really cracking down on fitness

#persona 3 #persona #persona 3 reload #akihiko sanada #i know this was more of a thing in all the persona spinoffs i did not play #but still #as far as silly character quirks go akihikos whole fitness thing feels honestly sort of tame as far as it’s presented in reload

[esteemed-excellency]

The funny thing about Hiram is that even though he's a soulless disaster, his heartless quirk is almost non-existent. His main motivation to do anything is "sure why not", and that includes lending a helping hand.

#I'm only half joking here he has zero empathy but he's very thoughtful #austere forceful and heartless are the only quirks that I can’t ever manage to increase #I don't play many choices with them