#random blake shit

[amelia-yap]

fishy

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #derg AU #rwby #my art #tis a school assignment #could you tell this was rushed lmao because it was #spedrun the shit outta this #the bg was given and all we had to do was insert any character we wanted #blake and yang's outfits were just a random mash of their canon ones lol #yang looks so ugly in this im so sorry baby #casually hides all their feet in grass/water so i dont have to deal with them 🤣 #overall this would've looked better if i didnt procrastinate hfjsahfjahjaghs

[lesbianbatlucille]

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#yes these are random but i had to stay true to myself 🤚 #morgan jones #michonne hawthorne #carl grimes #negan #daryl dixon #philip blake #governor twd #<- girl idk #juanita sanchez #simon twd #maggie rhee #rick grimes #GOOD LORD that's a lot of tags 😭 #twd #the walking dead #my shit

[lovingdabeessss]

That one scene from like volume uhhhhhhhh 4 was so funny

Not to mention the real start of the funniest duo Yang and Weiss and Raven totally ignoring the members of her clan who have all of their ribs broken from Yang she goes “this isn’t about them” it’s HER moment to dramatically be super cool as she shows up into her daughters life to tell her the government sucks and magic is real

#rwby #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #raven branwen #Weiss and Yang are my favorite friendship #second funniest is probably Blake and sun #rip to random branwen clan bitches but y’all deserved that shit

[cressus]

Men like us, our inspiration comes not from Heaven. We do the Devil's work.

#that's my blorbino #Girolamo Riario #Da Vinci's Demons #tvedit #perioddramaedit #Blake Ritson #my shit #i picked the caption at random 😬

[bellzsad]

the similarities between the 100 and the maze runner is crazyyy

#been thinking this for a bit i was just too scared to say it 😓😓 #the scorch trials #the 100 szn 2 #the flare #the flame #tmr #random shit #maze runner #t100 #the 100 #newtmas #the maze runner #dylmas #tmr thomas #tmr newt #tmr tommy #scorch trials #bellarke #bellamy x clarke #bellamy blake #clarke griffin #clarke and lexa #clexa #octavia blake #teresa agnes #thomas brodie sangster #thomas sangster #dylan obrien #tbs

[spockeye-fierce]

Remember, Henry Blake died for your sins.

#m*a*s*h #henry blake #random shit #blasphemy #(mild)

[deadbydad]

I swear to god...

Hear me out okay this is probably the dumbest shir I've posted yet

Robin has accidently called Finney 'baby boy' like five times and like regrets it

Finney finds it funny af now it's an inside joke between the two

For an example:

Finney: Why did you get into another fight?

Robin: He was talking shit about you I wasn't gonna let that slide

Finney: But I don't care about that!!!

Robin: Baby boy listen, okay-

I had this thought in a dream and needed to share it

I hope this isn't weird

#finney blake #robin arellano #the black phone #finney the black phone #robin the black phone #random shit #this made no sense to me

[general-kalani]

Dumb, tiny, random hc that I know the amc series will disprove but fuck it we ball:

Philip would never, ever swear. Mostly because every time he did he got beat for it. But he'd never swear because he also has a pride for it.

It's the one thing he has going for him over Brian.

#{ out of the empire } ~ ooc #the general speaks #muse: philip blake #musings/headcanons; we have heard the summons! #making random shit up constantly? you know it #tw: child abuse #tw: abuse

[drewbs]

DO YOU EVER JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE

LIKE SINCE WHEN WAS THAT GIRL I SIT NEXT TO IN THEATRE SO FUCKING PRETTY AND WHY IS THAT ONE DUDE THAT SITS A FEW SEATS BEHIND ME IN BAND SO FUCKING NICE???

NOT ONLY THAT SINCE WHEN DID THAT ONE KID THAT I PASS BY IN THE HALL HAVE SUCH A PRETTY VOICE?????

LIKE I WANT TO REALLY AGGRESSIVELY BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND but i sure as hell am not gonna talk to you because i’m really intimidated by that :]

#idk random shit #rant #ever just like fall in love with people? #like i don’t even know half the people i fall randomly in love with in the hall #this includes laila and kathy and eva and blake and lily and chase and kaleb and story and everyone #like literally everyone #someone help

[constantvariations]

Thinking about how the official White Fang uniform is red, white, and black, but Yang is the one to help Blake end racism 🙃🙃🙃

#rwde #first i wanna know who actually makes these clothes. are they tailored for every fang or mass produced? #where are yall getting the resources? why do yall even need a uniform? wouldn't a logo bandana or smth suffice? #id love a pair of white fang socks ngl #but anyway gr8 to see that the color show is following up on its color symbolisms and foreshadowings #love that yang literally never gives a shit abt the plight of the faunus even when shes iN lOvE w one #and that she only knows adams name from a news reel but acts like she knows all his dirty laundry the one time they actually talk #and she doesnt even say smth like 'fuck you for taking my arm what the shit was that abt??' #like id personally like to know why some random jackass decided that i should lose 10 lbs in 10 seconds but whatever #you do you Yang #but straight up i dont think ruby even knows abt adams existence #blake mentions him by name at mt glenn but ruby was on watch and not part of the conversation #only yang saw the news abt adam being at beacon #and only blake sun and yang ever fight the guy #RUBY CANONICALLY DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT ADAM TAURUS #man it sure would be a bummer if in an au adam and ruby had met in mistral and hit it off and ruby accidentally helped deradicalize adam #and neither of them know exactly how closely entwined their mutual people are so when the others find out all hell breaks loose #god i wish i could work on ohar but my trilogy has already expanded into 5 installments #plus the essay im currently dying over #guys i need an intervention send help lol

[kiwichaeng]

I think a big reason as to why I'm so pissed off about the Steven situation is that because that is something very real

A lot of Dynasty problems are unrelatable rich white people problems. But what happened to Steven? That's something that does happen and the perpetrator, the abuser gets away with it too often. It's the victim left there to ponder their entire existence which is something we see. The abuser gets off scot free and doesn't look back.

I keep on thinking back to that Paris episode and just...what if Sam and Fallon hadn't shown up? What if that scene with the noose gone differently? Then what? What if they hadn't been there when they were

Adam has gotten away with all the pain he's caused and it's getting too much for me to continue watching it happen. He kills people? Oh no worries everyone makes mistakes! Sets his mother on fire? Don't worry it's all good! Gaslights Steven to the point where he's in a mental hospital? Oh no one even knows or seems to care about that

So yeah, I'm pissed off. You wanted to write him off? Fine but give him a better ending. Fuck all of you I'm done

#i have everything by my side now #he's just...missing and it doesn't sit right with me #you're telling me no one NO ONE thinks of him? that fallon didn't want him there on her wedding to the love of her life? that blake can say #shit like and completely forget about his son? #that he doesn't cross Sam's mind? #guess what motherfuckers! the storyline makes no fucking sense because of how messily you idiots ended his story #ALEXIS DOESN'T THINK OF HIM?? ALEXIS??? he was clearly the favoured one over fallon (for her) and now she's forgotten it all now that her #other son is back? that she can get sad thinking about a random daughter she had and gave away but not think of her son? #yeah fucked up #it's all so fucked up #writing a character off is one thing. pulling whatever bullshit this is? yeah no im done #of course I will be finishing the show though. fallon and sam are too hot not to #evie's random shit #dynasty #steven carrington

[pixiesndberries]

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —

a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !

☆ OUR STARS : Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !

━ REQUESTED BY : none

━⁠ WARNINGS : none

ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : were back again at daily posting 🙏🏻 to my pookies who supported me, y'all made me giggle and kickin' my feet in my bed last night 👉🏻👈🏻 love lots!

GOJO SATORU, as your husband !

• Gojo being your husband is no different from being your boyfriend — he still gotta be that same person you dated few years ago, though he became more serious about situations and decisions because you guys are married but his goofy, annoying, clingy side is still there — I mean when he met you and been with you for like two weeks your caller name is already set as 'wifey'.

Gojo who totally acts like a mom when you leave for work, he is like a freaking HOUSEWIFE —

"honey!" he sings as he walks into the living room seeing you brush your hair Infront of the mirror, getting ready for work. "hmm?" you responded and quickly turns your head at him — he's wearing a this is what an awesome husband looks like apron which made you too stunned to speak, "I created a bento for you." he smiles as he hands out a nicely wrapped bento box which was really new to you because it's always you who keep creating bentos for him, usually when he leaves for a mission.

"thank you, honey." you say softly with a warm smile as you accept his bento that he specially created for you, he can't help but to feel like a love sick teenager seeing you smile like that. He officially takes the position of being a housewife 🫡

Gojo who couldn't stop talking about the future he wants with you like nonstop — this man would talk about having three million carbon copy of him with you and would name them after megumi, yuji, nanami and basically all of his friends, students, and dead relatives 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 — I FEEL LIKE HE GOTTA BE THAT TYPE OF PERSON.

Gojo always flexes you everyday and YOU are his hyper fixation — argue with the wall, he gotta be the type of man to say "she's my wife." randomly when he's talking to an old friend he haven't seen for a long time. HE WILL BE THE HUSBAND WHO YOU WILL SEE WEARING "I LOVE MY WIFE" TYPE OF SHIRT WITH THE UGLIEST FONT AND PHOTO TEMPLATE EVER. Once a person mentions your name he ain't gonna shut the fuck up.

I just know this marriage go'n be like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's relationship 🙏🏻 ABSOLUTELY RANDOM TEXTS FROM HIM, UPDATING YOU TOO MUCH.

2:32 pm

gojo : shitting at the mall cuz i don't have anywhere to shit on.

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : i miss you my wife, my beautiful wife.

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : your very handsome husband ❤️

2:40 pm

you : stop spamming me messages love, im at work 🙏🏻

gojo : why? is it turning you on 😏

you : that's a photo of your feet.

Gojo who became a seriously hands on person when you told him that you're pregnant — when he has missions with yuji, megumi, or maybe nobara and you told him that you're very tired to do anything today he will be like,"okay kids, I got to go I have important things to do." and dashed away before they could say something and mf arrived at yalls house within a second.

Gojo who cried when he carry his baby for the first time, he was sobbing like hell — girl dad? boy dad? BRO HE IS BOTH ‼️ "okay we'll name this one suguru and this one-" he is going to come up with the most ridiculous names, probably the worst one was his dead ancestor.

okay seriously, Gojo would be a full time dad after his children were born — he will always stay at home as much as he can, having twins isn't easy plus he's trying to help you with his full power and make sure you don't feel alone through this.

"gojo.." you grumble as you felt his presence disappearing next to you at bed, you open your eyes and sees he wasn't there which led you to stand up and start looking for him — you walk out of the bedroom and noticed that the twin's bedroom door was open so you check it out.

in your suprise, gojo was in the rocking chair with the twin's in his arms peacefully sleeping and he is snoring like hell. You can't help but smile seeing this moment, it warms you heart. You quickly grabbed your phone and took a quick photo, this is what you exactly wished for.

Gojo who couldn't stop posting you and his little angels and his fans are absolutely living for it, it's like his day wouldn't complete without posting cute photos of his angels and of course, you as well. Gojo is indeed a Facebook mom —

; gojosatoru

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#gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo angst #gojo fluff #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu no kaisen #jjk smau #geto suguru #geto suguru x reader #nanami kento x reader #choso x reader #aoi todo x reader #toji smut #toji fushiguro #nanami smut #geto smut #megumi x reader #yuji x reader #nobara x reader

[hotyanderedaddies]

The School Bully Loves You, Pt. 0:

When Blake Fell in Love with You

Part 1 │ Part 2 │ Part 3

[Yandere! Bully x GN Nerd! Reader]

·゜·:.。..。.:·☆·゜·:.。..。.:·☆

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

You heard the other students chant over and over that there was a fight, and judging by the "Ooohs!" and "Oh shit!", you could tell that someone was getting their butt kicked.

You didn't want to be associated with any of that stuff, so you did your best to steer clear of any drama.

You were only in fifth grade, but you were pretty wise in a certain retrospect in that you did not want to be involved in any sort if unnecessary drama that would add stress to your life. In fact, this was so prominent in your attitude that you were deemed to be a bit anti-social (shy was more apt).

However, since the crowd of chanting students was in the same direction that you had to take in order to get home, you were forced to walk towards the commotion despite your apprehension.

The closer you got, the more you could see the fight that was going on.

One guy had another pinned to the ground, and the one on top was wailing on the other one with both fists. The sounds of flesh against flesh banged out, and you cringed at the onslaught you witnessed.

"Teacher!" a random kid shouted out, pointing towards the school where one of the fourth grade teachers poked her head out to scream at the crowd to disperse.

Everyone scattered, leaving the one kid who'd been wailed on in the dust.

He stayed on the ground, coughing a little bit as he tried to catch his breath.

You didn't move from your spot, ignoring everyone else as they ran off, leaving just you and the apparent loser of the fight.

A part of you said that it wasn't your responsibility, that you should've just walked home and tried your best to pretend that you didn't see anything at all.

But your conscience told you otherwise.

Swallowing your nerves, you called out, "H-hey!"

The guy remained still on the ground.

You didn't have a phone yet (thanks Mom and Dad), so you couldn't call 911. Therefore, you rushed forward and up to the other guy, your eyes widening at what you saw.

You didn't recognize him. He must've been in a different grade, maybe older because he seemed really big and tall (even from his lying position). His cheek was bruised up and his right eye was swollen shut. He had a cut on his arm that was bleeding a little bit-- not too bad, but enough to where it might ruin his leather jacket.

"Are you okay?" you asked, immediately feeling stupid because he obviously wasn't.

"...yeah," the guy grunted, turning his head away from you, blushing a little bit.

You bit down on your lower lip, not knowing what you could say to help out the random dude who'd gotten his butt kicked. Therefore, you did the only thing that you could think of.

"Um," you mumbled, "um, I have a band-aid...?" You cringed a little, but still dug through your backpack for a band-aid to give him. Your mom made you carry a box with you to school since you were pretty clumsy and always seemed to manage to fall down and skin your knee, hence your box of Hello Kitty Band-Aids.

You pulled out a band-aid with Pompompurin and peeled off the back, carefully sticking it to the guy's cut arm. Out of instinct, you bent down and pressed your lips to it, giving it a little kiss like what your mom does to all of your ouchies.

You froze, having no idea why you'd done that.

"Uhh..." you mumbled. "I hope you feel better!"

Thinking quickly, you shot up to your feet and sprinted away as quickly as you could, scurrying in the direction of your house.

·゜·:.。..。.:·☆·゜·:.。..。.:·☆

As Blake watched you run off, he looked down at the band-aid on his arm that had some random cartoon character on it.

He snorted and was about to pull it off, but then froze.

His skin still tingled from where you'd kissed him and simply thinking about it made his heart flutter in his chest and his breath get all ragged.

He recognized you from school, recalling how you'd typically keep to yourself and how you were a Grade A nerd.

...and how cute you are.

That'd been it initially-- Blake had thought that you were sorta cute, not paying too much attention otherwise.

But as he watched you run off, he couldn't help but stare in wonder.

Why had you helped him?

Why did you care?

And, ultimately, why weren't you his yet?

"They'll be mine," Blake promised himself. "Sooner or later, I'll make them mine."

He smiled as looked down at the Band-Aid you'd given him and placed his hand over where you'd kissed him, smiling to himself.

·゜·:.。..。.:·☆·゜·:.。..。.:·☆

From then on, Blake made it his mission to make sure that you were protected at all costs.

He heard someone talking shit about you or thinking about messing with you?

He kicked their ass.

He heard someone say something negative about you?

He kicked their ass.

Someone cut you in line during lunch?

He kicked their ass.

Someone was wanting to ask you out on a date?

He kicked their ass.

Just that simple act of kindness that you showed the school bully had him wrapped around your finger. You didn't know it, but he was one-hundred percent devoted to you.

He walked you to and from school everyday, making sure to keep a little bit of distance in between the two of you. He knew that you were shy and that you didn't want to be involved in any sort of drama.

Plus, Blake wasn't delusional. He knew that he had an extremely negative reputation surrounding him, and he didn't want to drag you down with him. Everyone looked at him with fear in their eyes, and if you were associated with him, then he'd inadvertently ruin whatever reputation you'd built up.

In his mind, you're an angel, and he didn't want to taint you.

Hence, he kept his distance and made sure to admire you from afar.

But still, if anyone were to ask, Blake would say that you're his. He loves you after all, more than anything in the world.

And he promised himself that eventually he'd confess to you... all he needed was something to push him to do so...

#yandere boyfriend #yandere boy #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere daddy #obsessive love #possessive boyfriend #blake the bully #Blake #my oc #yandere bully #yandere bad boy #yandere bad boy x you #flashback

[deadghosy]

★Imagines of them accidentally hitting you★

Robin Arellano

You probably sneaked attacked him making him go into fight or flight mode. Which is definitely fight mode. So he swings and hits you, making you fall on your ass flat.

“CARIÑO, WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!”

He’s just yelling at you in Spanish now cause of that stupid ass stunt you pulled.

"¡NO PUEDO CREER QUE TE HAYA GOLPEADO! ¿SABES LO MALO QUE ES?”

So after him yelling at you while making sure he didn’t leave a bruise on you. After he sees there are no bruises, he definitely smacks your head.

“Fucking dumbass.” “Robin, I said I was sorry-”

Finney Blake

You scared him as a prank by putting a killer clown mask. Which you didn’t expect was that he actually fought back by punching you.

I guess those lessons from robin paid off.

“ARRGHHH” “AH WTF” *punches you*

You kinda hit the ground too hard to the point this mf knocked you out.

Finn pulls the mask off of you to expect some random asshole, but indeed the asshole was you. So finney freaked out about punching you.

“Y/n?! OH GOD IM SO SORRY!!”

Starts thinking he killed you cause you haven’t responded to him about 5 minutes until you woke up.

“awOah!” You sat up straight and looked at him. “Damn Finn where the hell did you learn how to punch hard?” “Robin.” “Of fucking course…”

Gets you an ice pack and says sorry but also saying that he isn’t cause you shouldn’t have done that.

Vance Hopper

Tbh he would probably hit you cause he probably thought you was some douche trying to mess up his score.

You grabbed his shoulder roughly and this man went full on fight mode like Robin.

*grabs you arm and starts twisting it, then kicks your legs to make you fall”

“VANCE, VANCE ITS FUCKING ME, CHILL!!”

He actually sees its you and clicks his tongue. He picks you up from the ground, carries you on his back to his house.

He actually takes good care of the bruises he caused you. And to make sure you learn your lesson, he smacks where it hurts on your legs and arm.

“OUCH, Wtf dude?!” “Should’ve dodged like I taught you dumbass…”

𝓑𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓮 𝓨𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓪

Now we all know how clumsy you are sometimes but you are a totally dunce.

Apparently you weren’t looking where you were going by looking away while walking on the baseball field.

Short story, Bruce hit you with his baseball bat cause you were behind him.

He didn’t even know you were behind him. He was too busy practicing how to swing much better.

“MOTHER FUCKER” “FUCKING COW ON A ROASTED STICK” “ARRGGHHH”

“Stop complaining. I’m literally just putting ice to make sure it won’t swell up more.”

“Don’t you love me?” :,( “don’t try that shit with me y/n”

“NO PUEDO CREER QUE TE GOLPEÉ, ¿SABES LO MALO QUE ES ESO?!” = “I CANT BELIEVE I HIT YOU, DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT IS?!”

Cariño=Dear

┆HEY Deadghosy here! I hope you like this imagine. Mwah I hope you are all having a wonderful day/night! DEADGHOSY OUT PEACE!

#vance the black phone #vance hopper x reader #the black phone 2022 #black phone x reader #the black phone #the black phone x reader #finney shaw #finney blake #robin arellano #robin arellano x reader #finney x reader #bruce yamada #bruce x reader #bruce yamada x reader #fluffy #fluff #random #imainges #writing #funny images #80s #70s

[bellzsad]

I WON AT LIFE.

#tmr #dystopian #dystopia #dystopian boys #the maze runner #thg #the hunger games #hunger games #divergent #insurgent #t100 #the hundred #the 100 #bellamy blake #tmr thomas #newtmas #tmr newt #random shit

[empydoc]

have some random headcanons if you please

i feel like asher’s the obvious type to smile whilst kissing his partner but i also entertain the idea that david does it too, especially if he’s had a shit day prior

avior has sharp teeth ,,

when walking beside sunshine, elliott holds out his hand with his palm facing them for them to hold. (sunshine finds it funny that he doesn’t verbally ask, but instead asks thru this gesture)

blake did his nails black like last month and they’re all chipped and shitty now but he doesn’t really care

gavin wears gold

touch starved? anton, obviously. less obviously, james (is all over his partner when he gets home /nsx)

lasko owns one of those huge fucking american ass water bottles that holds SO much fucking water.

when at work, guy actively seeks things that remind him of his partner (and it’ll be the weirdest shit, too)

vincent owns/owned one of those ‘kiss the cook’ aprons (lovely does/did always take him up on such a thing)

big hands aaron . aaron w big hands. hands ? aaron

i like to think hush sits on chairs like L (from death note) does … accurate? no. funny? yes.

#posted these in my discord server #i love them #silly men #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hush #redacted david #redacted vincent #redacted aaron #redacted guy #redacted lasko #redacted anton #redacted blake #redacted elliott #redacted avior #redacted asher #📼.txt