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assiraphales · 1 year

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a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

#tag urself I’m the deadly rat #love how every search started with the #he was asking me how to spell things lmao it took forever but he wanted to do it

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phantomrose96 · 8 months

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Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

#lordlochness #thanks 4 the ask very thought provoking great ice breaker #(considering you may have just seen my post at random and dont follow me: i promise im joking)#clearly id decimate all 100 rat sized horses without remorse #(also joking!!!)#(probably)

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beescake · 3 months

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Tiger and rabbit

Sollux is the tiger and Karkat is the rabbit. (It's referring to the Chinese zodiac order)

happy lunar new year !!!

#took me longer than expected to get limeblood = rabbit hjhasaa damn cutee #if it werent for the hemo order i'd put sollux snake karkat rat myself #ask #yoylecake420 #homestuck #terezi pyrope #sollux captor #karkat vantas #2024 #vioart #tw eyestrain #as a cny participator ive closed the inbox.. will return in my own time 👋

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mrghostrat · 5 months

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for drawing ideas, aziraphale and crowley holding hands 🥰

be cool BE COOL

#who's he talkin to #what's he saying #crowley sure as hell doesnt know #rat draws #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #gomens #ask a rat

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cheddar-baby · 1 year

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#someone in my notes asked that i post drawings so heres a drawing i did #rat #rats

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trejean · 2 years

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this is an animal. these are subspecies

#rat scrawlings #portal #FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:#Q: where is [cube type that isn't included]?#A: i don't know. i didn't make the image #that concludes the FAQ

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punkitt-is-here · 1 month

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Howdy hey! Quick question because I haven't seen it answered anywhere- what are your pronouns?? :0

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#25-rats-stacked-in-a-trenchcoat #my posts #asks #if you want a real answer its in my FAQ :D

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shorthaltsjester · 9 months

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watching the sdcc panel and i am just very :) about how sweet their answers to “what are some of the micro moments from the game that have stuck with you the most over the years?” are. taliesin saying what the fuck is up with that which was the first like The Party Gets To Know Each Other moments of c3. travis saying asking his wife if he could kiss her in campaign. marisha going way back to the cannonball competition in campaign one. ashley choosing the beauyasha date but also just the silly goat noise matt made. liam adding onto that to compliment matt roleplaying grass so well and then saying his favourite moment was writing a story for laura and reading it to her as caleb for jester. and then matt saying that was his answer, and that his favourite moments of the game are when they find ways to give gifts to each other whether tangible or not. and sam saying his favourite moments have less to do with the story and is more so when he can just. see his friends across the table from him. when marisha perches and when laura and ashley are (badly) drawing dicks and liam saying he loves when sam sneezes and ashley tells him to stop it and just. yeah. they Are an extremely popular online powerhouse, but i’m so happy that they’re also friends building a world together out of gifts to and love for one another.

like i Am so enamoured with the characters and the world of exandria but the moments when you can feel the love that those people have for each other reach out from behind the stained glass of their performances (to steal a metaphor from brennan lee mulligan) are so extremely special and i am endlessly grateful that they decided to share their silly little home game with the world.

#it’s just the. laura and travis’ characters always being supportive of one another when they’re facing hardship #taliesin and marisha consistently making characters who challenge one another and still protect each other relentlessly #all of them being so fond of ashley’s characters always and literally seeing them light up in c1 episodes when ash got to join in person #sam and liam always making characters who offer one another reprieves into kindness that they don’t always get in the campaign setting #liam making orym after falling in love with keyleth as vax #marisha making laudna after matt’s storytelling with delilah and choosing vex as her body double #ashley using ‘i would like to rage’ and matt having kord ask her where she finds her strength #laura and matt always weaving these deeply complicated and emotional interactions between a daughter and a father #the gasps and yells and clapping when matt makes cool sound effects or reveals a map or breaks/ends on a cliff hanger #them ending both campaign 1 and 2 with ‘what a great/nice story’ and travis saying ‘let’s do it again!’#and it’s like. yes yes i love the comics and i’m a fan of tlovm but . seeing this well produced thing that somehow mimics #the feeling i get sitting in my living room laughing with my roommates about my ranger’s giant rat failing to climb stairs #it’s very special it’s very sweet #critical role #sdcc 2023 #taliesin jaffe #travis willingham #marisha ray #ashley johnson #liam o’brien #matthew mercer #laura bailey #sam riegel #cr cast #critical role cast #my posts

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tojisun · 3 months

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BIMBO!READER X SIMON!!! BIMBO!READER X SIMON!!!!

IM?? CREAMING SO HARD

simon is soooo touchy with bimbo!reader :((

he’d be so clingy for real—cups her boobs, thumbs along her sides, nuzzles his face on the crook of her neck, nips her collarbone.

you tell him it’s ticklish and simon murmurs his apologies even as pulls you to his lap because he wants to touch you more. no more tickles this time though, he promises :(((

AAAAAAAHH im found dead xp !!!

#rat <3 #ask #bimbo!reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley

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hazelnutnebula · 9 months

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official RAT RATING of REMY RAT from RATATOUY??

love him!!! ! hes my friendd !!! 10/10 rat for reaal!! 🐀🍓🧀

#Ask #Ratatouille #Remy #Fanart #also like. i DID name my dog after him. who ive had since he was just a lil pup.#and hes now 15. old puppy.. so yeayeah!! i adore remy rat!! :D #also ive.. literally never drawn remy beforeohmy god.. so!! i hope this is okayy ;w;

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excessive-moisture · 3 months

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7 foot rat, rats along his rats

I will end you.....

#ask #WHY DID YOU #I CANT NOT ANSWER THIS #tw seven foot rats

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to-be-a-dreamer · 2 months

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Two things about this episode that have got me thinking way too hard about things that are way too upsetting

Part of the ritual for reviving a dead god is finding a place where a god was created. Like. I dunno. The gym at Augefort where Kristen created Yes! A place that would would be super accessible to Kipperlily, who was asking Jawbone about Kristen’s last god before Cassandra

Zac has been asking a lot of questions clarifying how Lydia Barkrock used specifically her barbarian rage to stop a dead evil god from being revived and a huge aspect of Gorgug’s story so far this season has been his relationship with rage, and we’ve had Porter specifically call out how he only ever uses it to protect the people he loves

I swear if the Rat Grinders try to revive a god that ends up being evil and Gorgug has to use his rage to contain it I will lose my mind I have never been normal about a Zac Oyama character and I wasn’t about to start now but you can’t do this to me Siobhan promised this wasn’t going to be a crying season

#no cause last episode i thought for a split second he was gonna try to use his rage to deal with the crystal things #but then i let it go when they said he would have needed a gem #but now there’s the whole dead evil god thing and he’s asking MORE QUESTIONS #zac oyama get out of my walls #gorgug thistlespring #zac oyama #dimension 20 fantasy high #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #d20 fantasy high #d20 fhjy #the rat grinders

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apotheoseity · 1 year

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