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uberfluss · 9 months
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Sometimes I forget exactly how bumpkin I was raised until I'm confronted with it. like the studio doesn't have a bath tub, my obvious solution was a stock tub. like that shits versatile!
-you can fill with water when bath needed,
- you can fill it with blankets and pillows for a fun seating option,
- you can flip it upside down to act as a floor table if you don't mind the little lip,
endless possibilities!
but then you get a look of abject horror and confusion from your partner.
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sylvansleuth · 5 days
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Edit it out, edit it out!
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Getting real sick of snoozing tumblr live every fucking week
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heckblade · 5 days
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murph stumbling blindly into “you gotta honor the cock” just feels so right
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emiko-matsui · 10 months
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abanjoplayingplatypus · 2 months
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If mml was as popular as pnf there could totally be an episode in the reboot where candace reaches out to milo in an attempt to get murphys law to bust phineas and ferb for her but it backfires or smth ✊😔
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Cillian Murphy as 1 in Ballyturk, 2014
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acillianproblem · 11 months
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Can’t believe I joined the Cillian Murphy fandom 10 days ago and I went from “just Tommy Shelby” to “anything with Cillian Murphy’s face”
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ringzgukgak · 4 days
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“You simply must honor the cock.”
Fantasy High: Junior Year | ep. 16
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scrambledslut · 1 year
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steve murphy doesn’t get enough hype, i need him to fuck me🙄
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uberfluss · 1 year
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medical complexity beginning in childhood is such a bitch. I had to have my gallbladder taken out at 11 because of biliary diskynesia and, like, as far as my shit goes, that seems minor. As an 11 year old you don't grasp the long term impacts of these kinds of things and adults don't tell you. As time goes on, the adults forget, and suddenly you're a wholeass adult learning that the reason you've had such a horrible stomach your whole life is because there's a lovely chronic consequence called bile acid diarrhea, and you've been living with that for a decade not knowing why or that it could be managed, or that half of your dietary restrictions could be helped significantly by taking a fucking ox bile suppliment and could have been the whole time.
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lordzuuko · 5 months
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My perfect guard skills activates so hard when I'm living on a prayer 🤣
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sonofenki · 4 months
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"i wish someone loved me like that"
"maybe that someone is right next to you"
WHEN THEY WEREN'T EVEN DATING??? AND HAVING JUST TALKED ABOUT HER EX WHOS ALSO HIS BFF???? AND THE FACT HE WAS INTO HER EVEN BEFORE THAT????? GAGGED
"please give me a chance to prove i'm no worse than the others"
FIRST TIME IN YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP SHE EVER SAW HIM BEING VULNERABLE??? AND REALIZING HE WAS AFRAID OF BEING UNWORTHY OF LOVE????
and then she spends the entire story showing him just how much he means to her and putting his insecurities to rest LIKE.
"no one is ready to love you with all your faults even if they swear on the most sacred things"
but the first time she saw his true form she said he was beautiful and that made him CRY. plus whenever he vocalised his past and insecurities she was quick to reassure him he'd always have her and accepted every piece of him and his life and he did the same with her
"i'm willing to sacrifice the world for an embrace with you"
"hell might as well go down in flames i only care about you being okay"
they make me . unwell .
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cupioriot · 4 months
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if i had a nickle for everytime i liked a character that was both autistic and a surgeon, id have 3 nickles. isnt a lot but its weird that it happened thrice.
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tygerland · 9 months
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ALBUM TAG GAME!! ✨
Thank you everyone for the tags @sweetxvanixlla @panzershrike-pretz @dontirrigateme @themysciraprincess @executethyself35 !!
Rules: 6 albums you've been listening to, plus one track from each that you're especially fond of
Like many of my taggers, I just have one playlist of songs that I listen to 😂 I'll pick songs from albums I listen to multiple songs from!
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen; Jazz
My absolute favorite song - @dontirrigateme showed it to me when I was a kid and honestly nothing ever beats it
Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance; The Black Parade
I started my emo phase a little late, so I didn't really get into this song until a few years ago, but it honestly slaps and it's one of the few that I virtually never skip
Sunshine Highway by the Dropkick Murphys; The Warrior's Code
Probably my favorite DKM song, it keeps their Celtic punk vibes while still being more lighthearted than their usual stuff~
Over the Rainbow by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes; Are a Drag
Another one shown to me by @dontirrigateme (they have had a major influence on my music taste 😂❤️) a rock version of an already lovely song? FUCK YES
The Invisible Man by Queen; The Miracle
fun fact! This song actually inspired the Danny Phantom theme song! it's also just a banger and I love saying the band member's names in it lmao
Somebody to Love by Queen; A Day At the Races
I will never not love this song. I can't explain it but it's somehow a bop, banger, and emotional catharsis all in one.
I tried so hard not to do all Queen songs for this 🤣
No pressure tags! @xxluckystrike @ithinkabouttzu @ewipandora @blueberry-ovaries @whollyjoly @jiang-mingyi @ronsenthal @b00ks1ut and anyone else that wants to do this!!
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