1. Wanted to draw some fun with Johnnyslime, the pack, and Johnny trying to be scary and failing.
2. While Johnny may be the Adam of the Drac fam when it comes to scaring, Ericka takes to it like a fish to water. Of course, some things never change: even as a human, Drac's more petrified with awe than with fear.
Was sort of inspired by @candyheartedchy and her Romance Isn't Dead fanart.
The more I learn about Johnny Depp and the depths his fans are willing to go to for dirt against an abused woman the more faith I lose in humanity.
Paying to unseal records for... what exactly? What were you fucking vultures going to do if Amber had farted a way you didn't like? You assholes have done so much to hurt abuse victims and it makes me sick.
best friend ever was completely unlistenable for multiple reasons , ay yo was at least interesting conceptually. also mark is definitely getting funnier as time goes on
Whoops! Forgot to post this here on 8/20 when I finished it 😅 Guess I'll just have to give you the #lewd version to make up for it! Hope you enjoy it chooms! (If you want the nude version you'll have to go to my Fansly 😜)
Johnny Lightning - Ghostbusters - Slimed by Darth Ray
Via Flickr:
Johnny Lighting - Ghostbusters 2: Ghostbusters - slimed Ecto-1A 1959 Cadillac & Slimer
Heyyy can you do headcannons of the earthrealmers, specially johnny cage 😭😍😭, when they really like the reader and get jealous when the reader is doing something with the other one of them. Sorry if this isnt clearrr i cant speak 🥲🥲🥲
I love everything you writte btw, are you kidding me???? Thank you so muchhhh
author note: feat. Johnny Cage, Tomas Vrbada, and Liu Kang because I think they'd be the funniest. Also, I intended the request as them being jealous of theirselves from other timelines. Also fem!reader in Liu Kang part.
Johnny Cage:
-He basks in this situation. It doesn't matter the timeline, you are always close to him.
-But then Johnny notices his other selves getting a bit too close to you. He could recognize those moves.
-He can because they are the ones he makes to woo someone.
-Finally, something clicks into Johnny's brain. You may always be attracted (also unconsciously) to him in every timeline, but he also remains a dog in every single one.
-In a blink of an eye, the ninja mime Johnny and Janet are face to face with your pissed boyfriend, his hand gripping tight your shoulder.
-"Have I introduced myself? I'm Johnny the boyfriend. The best one, not a rip-off." He extends his hand, but it is clear to everyone that Johnny's intention is everything but pacific.
-Everything happens in the blink of an eye, the three Johnnys brawling on the ground.
-You thought about stopping them, but thankfully, you thought some more.
-Three Johnnys, fighting, all bruised, his ass sticking out more than once…what a sight.
-You sit nearby, your Johnny sunglasses on, admiring the view in front of you.
-"Is everything okay? Do you want me to stop them?"
"No, Lord Liu Kang. If you really want to help you can bring me a beer. I'm enjoying the view as you can see." You say, smirking at him.
He sighs. A small smile appears as quickly as it fades.
-You are also the same in all timelines.
Tomas Vrbada:
-Like it's nice that you get along with another version of him, but…they should have different personalities.
-And you still get along…are you with him just for his looks?!
-It's a funny thought coming from such a humble guy, but it's not bad that he is developing a bit of an ego.
-Tomas won't move a finger unless you are in danger, but you brushed off all the advances from his others' self so he doesn't stress much.
-"Say the truth. Are you in love with me only for my looks?"
You chuckle.
"I'd love you even if you became a worm, Tomas."
Liu Kang:
-It's nice to see that he has amazing taste in different timelines, but his other self seems to be a bit pushy.
-Liu Kang recognize him. He should be an actor in that timeline, not a monk, not the chosen one.
-But Liu Kang also notices how this guy is definitely trying to touch you and how you jerk away, still trying to be nice; still recognizing a bit of him in that other version.
-Liu Kang doesn't mind when you get attention. He knows you are hot but hates when you are uncomfortable.
-"Hey, I think it's time to return to your timeline."
"Oh, the knight has come to save you!" The smile of the other Liu Kang is fake, something you have never seen on yours.
-"I've heard you are getting married soon, congratulations!" The fake cheer in his voice makes you cringe. While you walk away, your Liu Kang's hand slightly pushes on your back to hide your figure from his other self.
"Yeah, we love each other very much."
"Ahaha perfect. Can't wait for you to marry her, so I can fuck her like I fucked the Kitana of your timeline." Your Liu Kang turns around.
-He and the Kitana of his timeline broke things off centuries ago, so she was free to do whatever she wanted.
-But what that slime wants to do with you?
-Blood. A lot of blood was spread.
901. Danny is Tucker's Portal Chauffeur
902. Ectopuses in Star City
903. Catwoman is Paulina's Aunt
904. Dan and Klarion are Buddies
905. Tucker/Skulker/Roy
906. Damian/Fright Knight
907. Paulina Slime (ectoplasm) TikToker
908. Ectoplasm Fixes All
909. Paulina and Lois are Buddies
910. Dairy Ghost King AU
911. Tucker/Wally AU <3
912. Magitech User Tucker
913. Tucker is Outlaw's GITC
914. Zatanna/Dani
915. Dani Traveler to Lover AU
916. Jay Garrick is Clockwork's Favorite
917. Jazz/Cass Self Defense Class
918. Danny is Bruce's Childhood Chauffeur
919. Danny/Alfred Old Lovers AU
920. Billy & Sam are Friends :)
921. Danny is Bruce's Teacher
922. Muppet Actor Danny AU
923. Ghosts Mess with TTK
924. Frostbite Helps Jimmy Olsen
925. Abra Kadabra Possesses Skulker
926. Danny Summons JL
927. Danny Watchtower Repairman
928. Radion Bullets
929. Dionesium
930. Madame Xanadu Teaches Dani
931. Danny Grows Antlers
932. La Croix Ectoplasm
933. Harley & Danny Ghost Animal
934. Danny Meets Suicide Squad
935. Johnny 13 Messes With Intergang
936. Speedster Defeats Nocturn
937. Mad Hatter & Ghost Writer
938. Livewire & Technus
939. Tucker Made Arsenal's Arm
940. Dani Works for Task Force X
941. Wonder Woman Mentors Dani
942. Jazz Works for Jay Garrick
943. Harley and Jazz Pen Pals
944. Danny Clone Found In Cadmus
945. Jazz is Lian's Babysitter
946. Danny Slips Up During Lasso Of Truth Interrogation
947. Detective Paulina
948. Dash Security Guard
949. Tucker Works for Ivo
950. Maddie Joins Birds of Prey
Im going fucking insane. Anyways have any of you guys played silly or furry wisher? It's like a cute and funny genshin ripoff, a little boring at times but I enjoy clicking away in slime valley. While playing though an idea popped into my brain, "what if the real genshin characters (that's hopelessly inlove with you) finds out the reason why you haven't played genshin in a while? Only to realize that you're playing a genshin meme game" And then these men go and hack the shit out of the game because monika vibes I love. Uh might update from time to time, thie will only include Zhongli and Neuvillette (they're literally the only well built 5 stars I have. How the fuck do we build genshin characters I'm so confused)
By the way check out the games (Silly Wisher, Furry Wisher). It's fun and amusing
--ZHONGLI: His reaction to the realization of you playing an.. Odd ripoff(?) Game was one of pure amusement, the Geo archon couldn't blame you either, I mean, your poor little head couldn't handle the amount of unfinished and WAY too hard quests, he thought you were taking a break, but after a while (when you eventually and finally returned) he finds out pretty quickly from your small mumbles and comments that he oh so always adores, and out of pure curiosity decided to break out of the game codings and go through your apps, seeing two new odd games on your phone, Silly wisher and.. Furry.. Wisher..? Of course he broke in the new favorite games you had in your device, and cooing at the fact that you *still* main and favor him even in these joke games. He also quickly realized that he could easily possess the John Lee (he was a little offended by the name, but quickly laughed along when he heard you wheeze everytime you played the game) as well as Meatball. Quickly making both the characters extremely and suspiciously.. **Overpowered.**
"... Wait. Since when did Johnny do 100k damage??? Is this what happens if you level them up to level 15??? "
- YOU, mumble, absolutely amused and still giggling after listening to Dr. Snek's voiceline. Zhongli smiles, happy that you were enjoying your gameplay, he felt grateful, even though he was a little upset that you decided to play some ripoff game instead of properly spending time with him, Zhongli was happy that he didn't have to hide his lovestruck and flustered face, in the real game he always tried his best to mess with the camera so that it would never face him, he used to be able to hide his true emotions, but overtime it got harder. Extremely, harder (haha that's what she said). So it was a breath of fresh air on seeing you without you yourself seeing him, letting himself indulge in fantasies that he could never think of whenever you were around. Especially with the other game too. He could stare at you all the time, and you'd brush it off. Each time Meatball came around and jumped into the screen you'd coo, making him fall harder (down the stairs of) inlove with you. Each time you needed a copy of him for the whole "gene splicer" He'd come home willingly. Hell, there was a pull you did once that consisted of him and only him. He of course didn't question the fact that the dog version (that sounds so wrong) of him has alot kids. But he brushes it off. Replacing the thought of his genetics being merged is weird, into a fantasy where all those merged, genetically made kids were yours and his.
Congratulations, you gave this old man wattpad fantasies. Fucking hell, he wants to pull you into the game to do that. Though, that thought can and should wait. For now, he wants to watch and stare at you longer. *Just* a little longer.
--NEUVILETTE, the hydro dragon was always a man with (questionable) morals. But even he, the mascot of Justice has his limits. He was upset at the fact that you weren't as active as before, sure he sympathized with your overwhelmed situation (especially since it was he who activated half the quests), but that mean you can literally just leave like that. It wasn't his fault that his curiosity about the game you kept mumbling about made him break out of the game he's bounded in. What was his reaction to Hydropump Judge and Judgy Cat? Well, he laughed. Not because he was upset, but because he was *still* favored. He was still your main. Even if there was no differences in attacks when it came to grinding in slime valley. So he rewards you with extremely overpowered and multiple copies of him, it also doesn't help the fact that he could literally also just stare at you for hours and hours. And you still brush it off. You weren't weirded out. You weren't reporting to the game developers. Unlike when you felt uncomfortable when he forced the camera to not be able to move and freezing the option to switch through the characters. Just you and him. Eye to eye.
"Man I wished you had a voiceline, Neuvi. I mean, your banner description in this game is absolutely hilarious, but I genuinely want another funny audio. Aside fron Dr. Snek"
-YOU mumble as you kept spamming the attack button, watching your highscore be passed, you questioned why the character was able to hit high numbers, but you didn't question it, you never did. Brushing it off and thinking that it must be because he had the highest level out of everyone. Neuvillette smiles. Happy, satisfied and lovestruck at how calm and adorable you were. He loved your expressions, all of it. But he *adored* your relaxed state. Since it was rare to see you like this. He wished the Fontaine update and his banner came earlier when you joined the game.
...Maybe he should lower the world level himself? He wants to see you in this state more often. He wants to see you happy and carefree, proud that you finally finished your quests. He thought of this as he kept staring at you through Judgy cat. You had fallen asleep, not minding the fact that he was on screen a while ago. You didn't question it, since it was part of the games anyways. Seeing you in such a state makes him want to break out of your damn electronic and drag you with him. But that can wait, for now he should think of a way to make you play genshin more often.
Johnny had called you over to the cage mansion for simple halloween decorating, you didn't have any videos planned and thought it would just be a normal day (wrong)
You arrived and saw how the front was covered head to toe in halloween decor, and when you entered Johnny showed you the display of various pumpkins for the two of you to carve.
After a while of cutting and scooping pumpkin guts, Johnny stood up to you with a larger pumpkin. You noticed he was holding it awfully low.
“Got a gift for you pretty boy” he stated with a smile, you put your hands around the pumpkin thinking that he was trying to hand it to you but he pulled it back
“No no, its inside the pumpkin” he stated with a smirk,
You reluctantly reached into the pumpkin and through pumpkin guts and the rest of its gooey insides was something warm and throbbing, you fingers traced something long and hard and it was unmistakably Johnnys cock
He groaned at the feeling of you fingers sliding across it, you caught the drift of what was happening and decided to play along, your hand was sticky from the pumpkin guts and you lathered it all over his cock.
You firmly grasped at his cock and stroked it up and down, slowly, you kept a confused look on your face and get teasing johnny
“I can't find it, you sure it's in here?” you questioned
“keep.. searching, it's in there i promise” johnny breathlessly replied
You continued the stroking and eventually started going faster, with every stroke from your hand a groan escaped his lips, you could see that Johnny was getting impatient and just grasped at his cock
His grip on the pumpkin shifted and he started to thrust into it, your slimy cold hands around his warm hard cock was giving him a confusing but amazing feeling
“You feel so fucking good” Johnny choked out while still thrusting into your hand, his thrusts started to go faster and your grip only got tighter, johnny thrusted again and again until he started shooting all over your hand and inside the pumpkin.
He stood there catching his breath for a minute before pulling out his messy cock and putting down the pumpkin, he was still hard, and covered in the stringy insides of the pumpkin.
“Mind cleaning this up for me?” he asked with a smirk, of course your own hands were already covered in the pumpkins insides and johnnys cum but you complied
Your hands gently circled around his base and slid all the way down slowly, and with one stroke he was all clean despite the slime, johnny started to stroke himself again
“You remember the first gift i gave you pretty boy?” he questioned, you nodded in response
“How about that again?” he offered, his stroking got faster and he started to groan again, you got to your knees and he got to doing the same thing he did the first time you two met for a video.
He jerked himself until he came all over your face but mostly all over your tongue, this time he didn't have to ask you to swallow and you just did it on command, he smirked seeing the action
“Such a good boy, you learn so fast” he stated with another smirk
Kenshi: I wanna gift Johnny an Xbox game, but don’t know what to get
Kenshi: What kind of games do you play
Jax: Well my favorite is Half-Life. It’s a really great game. Very influential in its mechanics and story. I remember playing it when I was like, 20’s? Teens? Idk…
Jax: *A bunch of rambling I’m not writing*
Kenshi: I don’t have the heart to tell him to stop
—Alternate End—
Games in order: Super Monkey Ball, Slime Rancher, Kirby Return to Dreamland, Minecraft
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Couldn’t decide to make Jax ramble abt a random video game or like really cutesy chill games. Also Super Monkey Ball is underrated I love those little dudes their so cute
i didn’t mean to traumatize you i’m so sorry 😭 it was literally hilariously dehumanizing to watch that but i do see johnny being drunk as shit and makin some thirst trap in Simon’s bakery
i do hope your youtube shorts and you both cleanse and heal from this event 😌
love you from the bottom of my heart 💕
“hilariously dehumanizing” im actually in tears rn 😭 but no bc u are right like wtf is that?? i barely had time to exhale when i saw mf strip off his shirt n then finger the goddamn fruit??
n yea!! johnny broke into simons bakery and did that shit. i bet u its the last thing he watched while sober so his drunk ass was kinda riding off of that memory and recreated it HQJJDJE
johnny was tryna make a cranachan and everyone watches as he smirks at the camera, all seductive, while whipping the cream. (he fumbles with the whisk multiple times before he can successfully plop it on the bowl instead of missing it and stabbing the counter).
no one but price was actually able to stomach johnny’s video so price is the only one who knows that johnny tried to, uh, finger the raspberries only to end up smooshing the poor fruits (yes, johnny tried it multiple times LMFAO) because he wasnt being gentle. price doesnt know if he should laugh or be grossed out.
(he goes with both.)
(every time johnny brings home a date, price bids him a goodnight and jovially adds, “maybe try wikihow for instructions when you do the, y’know.”)
btw, thank you sm for your apology <33 kisses u on the forehead bc ur silly youtube shorts murked ur ass too 😔🫶🏼
and yes! my youtube shorts are cleansed now too <333 theyre back to recommending me ghost (band) videos or slime asmr