every now and then, Spy captures someone from the BLU team and forces them to listen to his woes. he's like the trauma dumper in your Discord DMs, just without spilling all his (important) secrets
sonadow and/or real-time fandub notwithstanding, I do feel like the Paramount movies are the best best for Sonic the Hedgehog to canonically say the word "bisexual" out loud